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Quint and Janeane Garofalo sittin' in a tree... actually, it was a hotel ballroom and no kissin', just talk about RATATOUILLE!!!

Okay, but I still wish Pixar wouldn't hire names... by DerLanghaarige	Jun 21st, 2007 08:10:36 AM
...instead of "faceless", but professional voice actors.
DAMN Silence by redfist	Jun 21st, 2007 08:19:40 AM
I have a number you can call to work out all these issues you have.
After all these years,I still have a crush on her... by typingaway	Jun 21st, 2007 08:23:50 AM
She is beautiful,funny and smart--the perfect woman.
silence... by Zarles	Jun 21st, 2007 08:45:14 AM
Shut up. No one here believes you've ever even seen a vagina, so cut the shit. Call us back when you get pubes, Junior.
Janene Garofalo pretty.... by RockLobster800	Jun 21st, 2007 08:46:43 AM
not, ya know, in those particular pictures but Ive fancied her since Larry Snaders...not in an overtly sexual way, shes just my kind of gal....
Janene Garofalo pretty.... by RockLobster800	Jun 21st, 2007 08:46:56 AM
not, ya know, in those particular pictures but Ive fancied her since Larry Sanders...not in an overtly sexual way, shes just my kind of gal....
I think that Silence loves him some Garofalo by redfist	Jun 21st, 2007 08:48:02 AM
and I am sure that after the great pornographic/Hostel 2 treatment....she is dripping to meet you. THE REDFIST HAS....FISTED?
She's not hot. by lost.rules	Jun 21st, 2007 09:03:25 AM
Other on that list Rosie Perez, Renee Zelwegger, Chloe, Keira Knightly, and so forth.
cute.. by Bloo	Jun 21st, 2007 09:04:46 AM
She's still cute and pretty but she seems a little more...tired. maybe it's the weight loss maybe it's just years of being on the road and working and such, but she's missing something that made her really appeling back in the mid-late 90s
I'd take her out bowling... by Kid Z	Jun 21st, 2007 09:05:18 AM
... but she's gotta bring that bowling-ball-with-a-skull-in-i t prop from Mystery Men. She's pretty, but always plays it down and tries not to be... doesn't work. Smart, too, which is a lot sexier than some airhead, IMHO (imagine being stuck having to listen to some airhead like Jessica Alba go on and on about her latest manicure). Anyway... Janneane... cool chick! (Not that any of us geeks would ever have a chance with her.)
shoot by Bloo	Jun 21st, 2007 09:08:03 AM
this is going to turn into a "is she or isn't she hot" debate here, and I just contributed. Anyways regarding her work as a voice over actress, I too am not a fan of using "names" however I think pixar manages to pull it off, much in the same way Disney pulled it off using Bob Newhart in The Rescuers. That's a great movie with a "name" cast that just works because they got the right people to play the parts, and I think Pixar manages to do that. The only exception I can think of is using the real NASCAR announcers and a few of the drivers as voices in Cars (and i love tha tmovie but it really pulled me out of the movie, it didn't seem to flow right and was a little too nudge nudge wink wink )
Skank by jar jar binks rules forever	Jun 21st, 2007 09:11:52 AM
She is the kinda girl you take out for a nice steak dinner and then not call her back afterwards.
The snotty cat and the couragous dog by redfist	Jun 21st, 2007 09:16:09 AM
with the celebrity voices meet in reel 3.....can anyone name that movie?.......anyway, the big names doing the voices is more for the adults who have to sit through these movies with their 10 year olds...along with the wink wink jobs. Like Click and Clack the Tappet brothers in Cars.
jobs=jokes in redfist speak by redfist	Jun 21st, 2007 09:17:15 AM
DUHHHHHH
"Her pretty shots"? by Mr Incredible	Jun 21st, 2007 09:21:46 AM
I'm sorry, but those will never exist. By the way, Ratatouille, Sicko and Hostel Part 2, available online at a computer near you. Ain't it grand?
"its gonna suck when the boar runs out of saurkraut" by Cletus Van Damme	Jun 21st, 2007 09:31:59 AM
Precisely
Jaws remake: Fox's dream cast for their target audience by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 09:47:54 AM
Freddie Prinze Jr. as Chief brody. Julia Stiles as Mrs. Brody. Jason Biggs as Hooper. Chrisian Slater as Quint. Directed by Tim Story. PS: can someone take one of the knives out of the poster and stab Garofalo in the ass before she launches into one her Air America left wing moonbat hissy fit?
4 things are working against this movie... by Cotton McKnight	Jun 21st, 2007 10:27:01 AM
1) Its called "Ratatoulle". Hard to pronounce and not something thats fun to say. 2). Ummm its a movie about a RAT who is in a human kitchen. Not a fun, playful rat.. this is a rat that does rat things, and lives like rats live. it's not only a disgusting creature in real life, its considered so in the movie, too. 3) It takes place in France. Not a terrible thing, but hey, it's still france. 4) Janeane Garofolo, who has never been involved in any successful commercial venture, ever. Save for Larry Sanders, and while it was a brilliant show, it was protected by HBO, who depends on subscribers, not ratings. I rest my case.
let me clarify.. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 21st, 2007 10:29:54 AM
Nobody likes bugs either but in a bug's life, they existed in their own universe, outside of humans. It was a fun movie. This rat movie though doesnt work because the audience is reminded that yes, they are disgusting rats living in their disgusting homes in the walls. NOW I rest my case.
I Like Garofalo by Barron34	Jun 21st, 2007 10:44:52 AM
She's a smart chick, she's a good stand-up, and she's a cool actress. She always seemed like someone who should have broken through bigger, but I guess too many Americans like their movie actresses dumb and full of silicon. Anyway, more power to her.
Typo by Barron34	Jun 21st, 2007 10:47:01 AM
"full of silicone", not "full of silicon"
So Quint and Janeane Garofalo sittin' in a hotel... by Dangerousapple	Jun 21st, 2007 10:49:34 AM
...but afterwards did Janeane transform herself in front of Quint in the ally?
Sorry by Dangerousapple	Jun 21st, 2007 10:50:16 AM
wrong talkback
I'm still in love with her. by ZeroCorpse	Jun 21st, 2007 10:54:01 AM
I'd have her babies. Wait, no. I'd run away with her, though. Sigh. . .
S1lence... by ZeroCorpse	Jun 21st, 2007 10:58:28 AM
Dude... This whole "the silence has spoken" thing is pretty fucking lame. You DO realize you come off as a masturbatory douchebag who makes Napoleon Dynamite look like a ladies man, don't you? We had a guy in here a long time ago who signed off all his posts with something similar... One of those self-aggrandizing, bullshit "has spoken" things. Really, dude. From the collective heart of AICN talkbackers, blow me. Try to act like a human being. I know, it's exciting being on the Internet where you're all anonymous and can reinvent yourself, but character you're trying to portray? Not compelling. Just sort of sad, really.
Garofalo is hot? by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 11:03:38 AM
I suppose if you think very, very average is hot. She has the sexual charisma of a loaf of wet bread. Now Eliza Dushku, that's hot. Slutty, bad girl slayer = instant woodie. SHWING!
Canada, here I come! by Thick McRunFast	Jun 21st, 2007 11:05:57 AM
Seriously, I can't take American "conservatives" any more. Not a thought in their heads, responsible for almost everything that's turned the States into shit. Time to learn a little French and sharpen up my old hockey skates.
Her & David Cross? by Birdys Piano Teacher	Jun 21st, 2007 11:07:13 AM
Sounds like a good show. I like Maron too, although I'd love to see a Rollin/Cross/Garafaolo combo.
Thick McRunFast, submit or die by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 11:38:50 AM
Enjoy Islamic Law, which been installed in Canada in about 10 years, Try ready "While Europe Slept" Written by gay liberal who moved there from America to escape "conservatives". He was shocked to find it worse than America, because they have bowed down to Islam in search for multi-cultural bullshit. Guess what, he moved back. Viva la Chavez! You prick head
i think she's tasty, and i definitely would... by Cedar_Room	Jun 21st, 2007 11:56:43 AM
but isn't Janeane from the island of Lesbos?
Zero Corpse by jar jar binks rules forever	Jun 21st, 2007 11:56:59 AM
Who is more sad...the man that takes the time to type out 4 words or the man who types a whole paragraph about why its dumb? Jar Jar has spoken.....yousa should listen
Janeane G by Cobbio	Jun 21st, 2007 11:57:48 AM
Thanks for the interview, Quint. Great hearing Janeane get kind of personal about needing to NOT be complimented after voice takes. Sounds like she got kind of personal with the "I don't know why." It'll be cool to hear her in the film. By the way, I happen to think she's cute too. She's smart and a little crazy, which goes a long way for me Uh... the cob has spoken?
I guess, Kamala... by Thick McRunFast	Jun 21st, 2007 11:58:29 AM
...I'm not as big a pussy as you and Rudy Giuliani, shivering like bitches about imaginary terrorists around every corner. Luckily, I don't consult gay authors or guys who think "prick head" is a word about my place in the world; I think for myself, thanks.
Her and Ben Stiller by jar jar binks rules forever	Jun 21st, 2007 12:03:26 PM
should be shot into space on a giant menorah straight into the unfunny sun.
imaginary terrorists? by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 12:08:28 PM
part one: A roadside bomb and shootings killed seven soldiers Friday in one of the deadliest attacks on security forces this year in Thailand's restive south, amid tightened security on a key anniversary of a 15th Century Islamic sultanat
imaginary terrorists? part 2 by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 12:09:34 PM
A powerful blast believed to be a bomb ripped through an Ankara shopping district Tuesday, killing at least five people and wounding dozens more.
imaginary terrorists? part 3 by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 12:10:27 PM
Islalmic militants killed in an encounter in New Delhi on Saturday night planned to attack leading software companies in Bangalore in addition to the Indian Military Academy in Dehra Dun, Delhi police said on Sunday
imaginary terrorists? part 4 by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 12:11:36 PM
Islamic insurgents on Monday shot dead a Thai-Buddhist couple working as fruit pickers in the majority-Muslim area of Bannang Sata, Yala provine and injured their three-year-old daughter, police said. After gunning down Praphan Ponlarak, 36, and his wife Chaddakan, the assailants decapitated Praphan, making him the 29th victim to be beheaded in Thailand's troubled deep South since the region's muslim insurgency took a turn for the worse in January 2004.
Quint have to finish his ... by ludmir88	Jun 21st, 2007 12:12:30 PM
stalker job to Hermione this week. I want the HP 5 review now!!!!!!!! Oh and i love the Colette character.
imaginary terrorists main theme by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 12:13:07 PM
No American presence, no oil, oops there goes that theory. PS. Have you the Muslim Mickey Mouse clip on youtube? Comedy gold I tell ya!
Thick McRunFast, the ultimate hypocrite by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 12:16:28 PM
Running away to another country is is a great example of cowardly behavior.You must have some french in you. By that, I mean french seamen in your ass....thanks folks, I am here all week.
Garafolo needs to plump back up! She's got by Borgnine JR	Jun 21st, 2007 12:16:29 PM
Edward Scissors Hips,I'm guessing , based on the pics of her face. Janine! Eat a little something.We didn't fall for your fake chocolate hcip story. I never thought YOU'D go all Nicole Ritchie. I wouldn't mind throwing one into her though, just to see if it would shut her up.
Please by Barron34	Jun 21st, 2007 12:27:29 PM
Can we stop this pointless, endless and tiresome "conservative" versus "liberal" jihad in this country? We condemn the Sunnis and the Shiites in Iraq for their mutual hatred, yet we continue to tolerate our own version of it here, albeit a more "civilized" version of it. We have some pretty big fish to fry in this world, and we really are not doing ourselves any help by being at each others throats in this country. Can't we just call ourselves Americans, try to find common ground, and get some neccessary things done? We need to agree that people are entitled to have different views and opinions, and in fact, people always WILL have different views and opinions. The Founders, in their wisdom, gave us a pretty decent system for working these differences out and coming to some sort of rough agreement. The old Constitution and the American system of government. Use it or lose it. The point of government and democracy in America is not about one side or another imposing its views on everyone else; it is about different factions coming to an acceptable and honorable consensus about what is in our best interest as a country. Let's be Americans again, and stop spitting venom at one another.
Barron34 what's shaken? by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 12:34:26 PM
Some good points. But don't you also think this movement to "hyphenate" americans and highlight their differences instead of the things they have in common, is a big factor in the division of the country? I mean, you should not call yourself a "mexican-american" or "african-american" unless your really have dual citizenship. Otherwise, please just use "american" Peace onto you Barron34, from Kamala, the Ugandan Gian
Lesbians? Die Hard 4? by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 12:38:17 PM
Dude, I bet you Die Hard 4 kicks ass over Pirates 3, Spidey 3, FF2, and the fucking surfing Penguin movie. Now on to Lesbians, I wise friend once said: "If I were a girl, I'd be a lesbian too, because, chicks are hot". Have wiser or more true words ever been spoken?
Shitty, shitty photos, Kraken by mustang_dvs	Jun 21st, 2007 12:40:50 PM
What the hell did you use, a disposable point-n-shoot with 12 year old film? You'd think with all the money Harry and crew are making, shilling for HD-DVD and Bayformers, promoting your own scripts, etc that'd you'd at least spring for the $1200 bucks for a cheap dSLR and a hot-shoe flash (which you can bounce on the ceiling). (Maybe Harry's literally EATING the profits.) For fuck's sake, if you're going to take photos, at least make an effort to take GOOD photos.
She is hot by Right Bastard	Jun 21st, 2007 12:42:10 PM
I just saw her from the second row at a show in Boston last week. I would be her love slave in a second. I guess different things turn different people on. I think Jessica Simpson has a square-head almost man-face.
"Truth About Cats N Dogs" era Janeane by Dr Gregory House	Jun 21st, 2007 12:42:16 PM
Sexy as f*#k!
Almost As Bad by Saluki	Jun 21st, 2007 12:53:45 PM
She is almost as bad as I am with names. I honestly have a TERRIBLE memory for names, and I feel like I'm insulting them, even if I can remember their face, voice, and interactions. I totally sympathize with her on this.
Barron34, I hope Janeane IS reading this talkback... by Cotton McKnight	Jun 21st, 2007 12:55:02 PM
just so she can read your post. I know you were dogging the talkbackers, but her and her ilk are public enemy number 1. The fact that these morons insert themselves into the topics of the day, as if they have ANY authority or knowledge whatsoever, is what is dividing this country. Their hatred for anything that is different from what they believe is absolutely incredible. I can't stand this woman for that reason alone.
zbobroberts, did you see... by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 12:55:34 PM
My dream cast for the Jaws Remake now being prepped by 20th Century Fox? Freddie Prinze Jr. as Chief brody. Julia Stiles as Mrs. Brody. Jason Biggs as Hooper. Chrisian Slater as Quint. Dustin Diamond as the oldest Brody boy. Directed by Tim Story.
Hey Kamala by Dangerousapple	Jun 21st, 2007 12:58:33 PM
Fuck off
dustin diamond and christian slater are washed up. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 21st, 2007 12:58:36 PM
hollywood would never go for that. put Jimmy Fallon in there somewhere, Kamala.
She's so thin! by judderman	Jun 21st, 2007 01:04:18 PM
And haggard! What bloody happened? She was so cute and plump and perky. Harumph. Now I have another actress whose curves I must mourn. And I haven't got over Kate Winslet yet.
Kamala by Jak0lantern01	Jun 21st, 2007 01:04:57 PM
I was instructed to come here and tell you to fuck off. So, well, FUCK OFF.
Dangerousapple, you hate the Jaws Cast the much? by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 01:05:29 PM
Such passion! Fuck Off? Ok, if Jimmy Fallon gets a glue on beard he can be Hooper. I don't think he can grow facial hair. Is that better Dangerousapple? If you have a better cast, I'd like to hear it, you negative nancy!
I apologize, everyone by Thick McRunFast	Jun 21st, 2007 01:06:21 PM
I didn't realize I'd unleash the Kraken in the form of FReeper Kamala. In closing, fuck him and I'd fuck Janeane. Twice.
Remember When She Was Funny? by MST3KPIMP	Jun 21st, 2007 01:16:17 PM
Me niether.. she's like every uptight librarian. "Not I ever knew not that I knew any." But those glasses make me think of one. But seriously I recall her somewhat ammusing standup back in the day but in the last 10 years she has shown little comedic ability and simply wines about what she percieves as the wrongs of of our culture. If she was talented she'd inject her views into the body of some engaging material. Just too self indulgent and not enough effort.. anyone can voice a cartoon.
Janene Garofalo by Fernwick_	Jun 21st, 2007 01:16:58 PM
Yeah guys, im sure Janene is reading this right now going, man I am so glad these dorks wanna fuck me. Maybe I should do carry out? Dream on guys, Janene is a smart, hot, sexy LIBERAL (its NOT a bad word) as opposed to those blonde empty headed Hasselbacks. Nuff said.
She's still pretty but also still kind of a downer by Tacom	Jun 21st, 2007 01:18:10 PM
Janeane's still beautiful but she'd probably bite your head off for even comlimenting her looks. That's gotten annoying.
cookylamoo you missed the memo by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 01:18:23 PM
We are now talking lesbians and movies. Did you know the female terminator from T-3 is lesbian? Now that's hot.
Barron34 by Fernwick_	Jun 21st, 2007 01:19:18 PM
Wow I just read that post, well said sir, and now I slink away after my slanted rant ..... snif...
She's still pretty but also still kind of a downer by Tacom	Jun 21st, 2007 01:35:17 PM
Janeane's still beautiful but she'd probably bite your head off for even comlimenting her looks. That's gotten annoying.
BEST MOVIE SINCE CRANK!!! by jumba7777	Jun 21st, 2007 01:49:39 PM
BEST MOVIE SINCE CRANK!!!
So I just got of the phone with Janene Garofalo by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 21st, 2007 01:52:35 PM
She told me this is the reason she tongues the rugs.
Mr. McKnight by Barron34	Jun 21st, 2007 01:53:59 PM
I wasn't referring to Janeane Garofalo. She has just as much a right to go on cable news or radio and express her opinions as Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh does. I don't see that any of them have any special qualifications over the others. They are all media figures, and that is part of our culture, like it or not. And comedians have a long-standing tradition of being societal critics, going back to Richard Pryor to Lenny Bruce and beyond (most of the earliest cartoons in this country were scathing political commentary). I believe in Free Speech, regardless of who is speaking. Janeane Garofalo is hardly Public Enemy Number One. The fundamentalist lunatics who want fly planes into our buildings or set dirty bombs off in our cities are Public Enemy Number One, at least in my book. *****What I object to is that we are at each others throats at a time when we should be united. I am NOT saying that we should all be thinking, saying, doing the same thing. What I am saying is that we should be united in using the Constitution and the political process in a civil way to come to a reasonable consensus on the serious and deadly important issues that face us as a nation. We should be able to do this in a way that doesn't end up with us violently polarized and at each others throats. I realize that people are serious about their conservative or liberal views, but we shouldn't rip up America over these differences. It is more important to be an American than a liberal or a conservative, I hope.
Kamala, you still around??? by finky089	Jun 21st, 2007 01:57:23 PM
If so, FUCK OFF! I have fulfilled what iw as asked to do.
Garofalo is one hot runt by Staldo	Jun 21st, 2007 01:58:23 PM
Garofalo is still hot at 40. And I yearn for her her tiny little body and smoke-tinged voice. She just needs to eat a little more. It would be even better if she pretended to be an uptight camp counselor who slowly succumbed to my advances. And over half a lifetime later, she still likes to bitch about high school, which is really sad in a sexy sort of way.
She's truly a wacko by BobParr	Jun 21st, 2007 02:11:15 PM
And I don't mean a liberal wacko. She got fired from Air-America because she got heavily into Scientology or some other kind of cult and did nothing but incessantly talk about it. She's not a very happy person and her sanity is questionable. But she is funny and talented.
finky089 you little gnat by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 02:11:30 PM
I am about to do the "air kamala" off the top road and flatten your stank ass. There is a reason you don't see Frankie Williams or Barry O in the WWF any more, tough guy. By the the way, did you see my new Jaws remake dream cast? My dream cast for the Jaws Remake now being prepped by 20th Century Fox? Freddie Prinze Jr. as Chief brody. Julia Stiles as Mrs. Brody. Jimmy Fallon with a glue on beard as Hooper. Chrisian Slater as Quint. Dustin Diamond as the oldest Brody boy. Directed by Tim Story.
finky089 I am sorry by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 02:13:31 PM
I meant to say "off the top rope and flatten your stanly ass". My bad.
zbobroberts by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 02:31:06 PM
Mathew who? That's not funny. It is the single minded reptitive nature of the post (see the sexy tom boy bean pole story arch) coupled with its seeming irrelevance to the topic at hand, which is why Janeane Garofalo is not hot, why lesbians rule, liberal wankers move to canada, and there are bombings in Ankara. All clear now?
"I had a crush on Ariel when I was growing up" by Osmosis Jones	Jun 21st, 2007 02:40:05 PM
Liar...no man EVER gets over his crush on Ariel (even though Pocahontas is the all-time hottest Disney babe...dear lord, that buckskin dress slit right up to the hip...how did Disney ever manage to get that into a G-rated movie?!).
"I don't want a Dick Van Dyke in MARY POPPINS moment" by Big Dumb Ape	Jun 21st, 2007 02:40:36 PM
I can appreciate Garofalo wanting to get a French accent right, but what the hell is she babbling about? "I don't want a moment like Dick Van Dyke in MARY POPPINS?" Screw off! Dick Van Dyke was great in that movie! Tell Jeanne to get back to me when she EVER does anything as classic as Van Dyke dancing with the animated penquin waiters! But to be nice I'll agree with her about Keanu Reeves in DRACULA. That WAS just painful!
Barron 34.. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 21st, 2007 02:43:11 PM
Janeane Garofolo is a comedian? Don't you have to be funny to list that as your occupation?
Hey Cotton McKnight by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 02:53:22 PM
Do you have to be funny to list comedian as your occupation? Not really. Bill Maher still tells people he is a comedian. So I guess being funny in just an option.
Osmosis... by Staldo	Jun 21st, 2007 03:01:17 PM
Agreed on Pocahontas. And when she and her hot friend are under the capsized boat? My young imagination took that part so far in the wrong direction.
THE PERFECT WOMAN by Greigy Just Wanted To Say	Jun 21st, 2007 03:06:12 PM
NUFFZ
i would skull fuck her by El Borak	Jun 21st, 2007 03:44:20 PM
but that's about it. hey, how's that anorexia doing for you? suck down my hot chunky load!!!
i would fuck her french accent by El Borak	Jun 21st, 2007 03:58:52 PM
down her throat and spew man-love down her windpipe. sweet.
Jeezus by Barron34	Jun 21st, 2007 04:11:12 PM
some vile comments, man
sorry by El Borak	Jun 21st, 2007 04:16:39 PM
it's true though.
i want her bananafishbones by El Borak	Jun 21st, 2007 04:17:34 PM
yeah.
I was gonna say that she looked really pretty there... by BadMrWonka	Jun 21st, 2007 05:17:37 PM
but now I really don't want to be lumped in with all the morons that have posted above.
OK by Barron34	Jun 21st, 2007 05:25:00 PM
I try to stay out of discussions like this online, but I have to step in: Women like Janeane Garofalo are THE REASON why we fight terrorists. If Osama bin Laden were Hitler, and this were 1944, I would be flying a B-52 with a pin-up picture of Janeane in the cockpit and painted on the side of my plane, like Garbo or Veronica Lake, as I dropped bombs on Bin Laden/Hitler's head. She is that beautiful. If you don't get that, I feel sorry for you. Janeane Garofalo is Bettie Page with brains. The woman is approaching forty and she is still as hot as Texas asphalt.
She used to be hot once... by DoctorWho?	Jun 21st, 2007 06:06:22 PM
...in a cool smart chick/sexy way. Then, the more she rambled on... the more that crazy/angry/bitter chick thing started to surface. Yikes! Can you imagine her as a girl friend reading you the riot act with that voice?
Man... by Mockingbuddha	Jun 21st, 2007 06:08:41 PM
This is about the saddest talkback I have ever seen. So much anger. Most women are really pretty nice, fella's. Find one that'll talk to you and you're halfway there and you can stop spouting this evil missogynist shit all over an entertainment news site. I wonder if karma applies to talkbacks.
Communication and Language... by micturatingbenjamin	Jun 21st, 2007 06:22:58 PM
It's kind of a weird think, but the Silence is making sense. I'm going to suggest that to my Pastor and his wife...I bet that would sure spice up their whoopee! ;) Wait, hold on, I just turned off my profanity filter---HOLY SHIT! That guy is FUNNY. Fuck, get that guy a contract NOW! Goddamn, hold on...I've got to stop typing here for a few minutes, I'm just...laughing...too < br> hard....WHEW Damn, Silence. That was good. Good luck with your Tony nomination. Wow. Just amazing watching a genius at work.
Kamala. . . by Big Dick	Jun 21st, 2007 06:59:45 PM
You need to get some pussy. Oh yeh, I mean asshole.
i whole heartedly agree by El Borak	Jun 21st, 2007 07:44:59 PM
with the above posters. what kind of world is it when we have to have sick, drunken, sex comments like that on an a.i.c.n. talkback. disgusting.
Big Dickhead by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 07:50:57 PM
Is that gay come on? If so, no thanks. In Uganda men are men and women carry baskets of fruit on their head. did you hear about the Jaws remake?
Kamala by Big Dick	Jun 21st, 2007 08:07:12 PM
If that was a gay come on, you'd know because you are gay. There's a terrorist behind you! Made you look.
Mockingbuddha by Big Dick	Jun 21st, 2007 08:08:26 PM
We don't want women to talk. We want them to fuck!
. . . by Big Dick	Jun 21st, 2007 08:08:47 PM
except Kamala.
Big Dickhead, the Gay Truman Capote by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 08:18:38 PM
That's crazy troll logic. Besides, I am sure the "women" you end up with are so fat that they end up on one those "Freedom Scooters" for old people when they are only 38, and claim disability checks for their kankle injuries. Is Al Franken behind you? Make sure to give him a reach-around, don't always be so selfish, you goat whore.
Marc Maron, not Mark Maron by INWOsuxRED	Jun 21st, 2007 08:26:23 PM
that is all I can add to the conversation.
Fucking vs. Talking by Big Dick	Jun 21st, 2007 08:28:47 PM
If you ever switch from dudes to chicks you'll understand. For someone who's not gay you sure do know a lot of gay sex techniques and what the fuck is a goat whore? You're a gay bestialitist!
dick van dyke by Bouncy X	Jun 21st, 2007 08:39:01 PM
she wasnt bashing his performance, just his accent. and it is a pretty bad stereotypical accent. i cant count how often i see UK people use that movie as an example of american actors doing a bad british accent.
You pick up a lot gay catch phrases on these talkbacks by Kamala	Jun 21st, 2007 09:01:29 PM
Any how, anybody can fuck fat ugly chicks, so don't be an asshole, you dick. Sorry, but you can those fat rolls and pouche belly all to yourself. Besides, as a WWE wrestler, I get lots of hot groupie chicks, once they get past the voodoo mask. http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/ song/810843.html
You guys aren't worthy of kissing Janeane's sock lint by Smash Drama	Jun 21st, 2007 09:58:11 PM
Janeane is an awe-inspiring semi-talented semi-informed semi-tattooed semi-goddess. She's the heterosexual version of Scooby-Doo's Velma. Maybe she'll start eating again if a Democrat wins in 2008.
"what kind of world is it when we have to have sick,... by DoctorWho?	Jun 21st, 2007 10:01:57 PM
... drunken, sex comments like that on an a.i.c.n. talkback?"...Dude, Where have you been the last 10 years!?
...and Buddha... by DoctorWho?	Jun 21st, 2007 10:05:20 PM
..."evil missogynist shit "? A bit overstated i'd say. More like a bunch geeks without girlfriends/wives and nothing to do.
Hmmm? by somewhere-august	Jun 21st, 2007 11:11:41 PM
I don't always agree with her political views, but I've always been a fan of the Garofalo. Hey, Janeane, keep up the good fight!
Consistency and sex appeal by kiwicanuck	Jun 21st, 2007 11:24:32 PM
Damn. Back in the day I seem to recall a much healthier-looking Janeane railing against sexist Hollywood, and the unfair pressures on women to embody an unrealistic physical fantasy through diet and plastic surgery. Talk about a backpedal. Age wouldn't have done HALF the damage that Dr. Nip-tuck and an apparent diet of celery wraps have wrought. Such a shame to see ideals crash and burn like that.
What's wrong with you people? by Hairy Nutsack	Jun 22nd, 2007 01:23:06 AM
There are real terrorists in the world, and Garofalo is fuckable. Now gimme my Nobel Peace Prize and stop acting like little douches.
So where are the eyes placed in the movie? by Spice-Orange	Jun 22nd, 2007 10:53:32 AM
it looks like Pixar got this movie right. The eyes of these characters in RATATOUILLE aren't on the foreheads! success!!!! That CARS movie was so fucking stupid. what a disaster. Never saw it and i refuse too. Car Eyes = Headlights. no questions. period. fuckin pixar. stick to toys, animals and people. you can't do automobiles at all!
doctor who by El Borak	Jun 22nd, 2007 12:24:25 PM
it was a joke.
doctor who by El Borak	Jun 22nd, 2007 12:24:26 PM
it was a joke.
Gonna catch some Hell by somewhere-august	Jun 22nd, 2007 01:20:23 PM
I know know that I'm gonna catch some Hell. Janeane is still a woman and a person, and she doesn't deserve to be called "trash" or a "bitch." Last time I checked, she's in a Pixar film and none of us are.
El Borak... by DoctorWho?	Jun 22nd, 2007 07:02:18 PM
Sorry. Went right over my head. I think my sarcassm detector is way off.
its not the camera, mustang_dvs... by mightythor	Jun 22nd, 2007 10:40:10 PM
its the moment. its when to hit the shutter to capture the moment. not everyone can do that. notice how rarely we resemble our photographs. i agree, bad shots, as they are, but in attempt to capture an interesting personality,as she is, well. what can you do? actually susan sontag made an allusion once back in the 70's about cameras and guns, and idiot that i am itook it to mean the idea of "lead the shot', know where its gonna go and hit that desicive shot, ya know, as breson would've said.
95% of these comments by El Borak	Jun 23rd, 2007 02:12:43 AM
on aicn are just bad humor, so it's nothing personal.
weight loss.... by v3d	Jun 23rd, 2007 03:05:10 PM
Crack or heroin? Since it's Houston and the summer, and the fact she's wearing a long sleeved hoody, my guess is heroin. I'm just sayin'.
Big dumb ape, ya big dumb ape ;) by half vader	Jun 23rd, 2007 03:45:06 PM
I know I'm repeating what Bouncy said, but yeah she meant the atrocious accent, which was one of the most god-damned fucking awful tortures ever perpetrated on the non-American world (I guess most U.S. audiences couldn't tell the difference). That DOESN'T mean the penguin dance or the rest of his performance was bad. Just the accent. Which was what she was talking about. Geddit? I'm glad she brought that one up because it's one of those things where nostalgia blinds people to objectivity, much like the G1 TF fans. Ha ha! Keanu did almost ruin the whole movie though with HIS abomination of an 'accent', everyone knows that.
Spice Orange, think that one through by half vader	Jun 23rd, 2007 03:59:54 PM
So if you put the eyes on the headlights you ignore actual film language because there's now a strangle flow of closeups and wideshots, and you have to put the camera much lower. Remember it's a widescreen aspect ratio. Basically you now have to frame the shot in such a way that you pretty much have no background most of the time and therefore no sense of context or geography as the grill is taking up most of the frame. It now becomes the world's most monotonous movie, visually speaking. Also to get the eyes up to the midline you need to go for a low-angle shot, meaning you're only going to see a bit of sky behind and the top of the car will be so foreshortened it'll look like a silly little hat, anthropomorphically speaking (and yes I'm all too aware of how wanky I sound). That sort of thing is fantastic for a couple of seconds in a fast-moving shot like Mad Max 2, but simply doesn't work in a movie like cars where there are a lot of 'talking heads'. You know I actually sort of agree with you that eyes look better on the headlights, but this is a movie thing and while it looks cool on a toy, it just doesn't work cinematically (notice all the tv cars that do that are in 4:3 ration AND are much more cartoony, vertically stretched designs, not racing cars) that's all. Basically it's a design problem you just can't win. Cheers.
Wow... by Big Dick	Jun 23rd, 2007 08:37:39 PM
Half Vader! You're so fucking smart, man! Where do you get it from! I was wondering why I could never frame up my anamorphic widescreen shots right! Thanks, man! Do you know anything about a cancer cure or anything like that? Once again, thanks man!
Sorry Bigus Dickus by half vader	Jun 24th, 2007 12:45:05 PM
Like I said in the post I know I sounded like a complete wanker saying that stuff, but obviously no-one thinks about it so I thought it was fair enough to offer up an explanation. I've never seen anyone consider that stuff when spewing forth their vitriol. Come to think of it that makes THEM pretty fucking full of themselves. The question is though, did you see what I meant? Again, tried not to be a prat about it.

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