He was, so he was. Google it, my friends. :D

Until then, this Jason Patric is okay. I have liked him in Narc and Rush and Your Friends & Neighbours and After Dark, My Sweet and, obviously, The Lost Boys. He's no Kurt Russell, but then not everybody can be Kurt Russell. Only Kurt Russell can.

Anyway, I like this Keanu Reeves. I think that's why he's had such a successful career - because people like him. He seems like a nice guy and you could have a beer with him and not come away thinking 'Jesus, what a Hollywood asshole'. He's not a good actor usually, but that likability is half the battle in creating characters for films, I reckon. Also, he was either Bill or Ted, I don't remember which. Maybe Ted. He was funny in those films.

And Dennis Farina is PERFECT for The Comedian. They'd have to do quite a bit of compuerized "de-aging" to get him as the earlier versions, though. Tom Jane, despite his "comic-book credentials", quite frankly, is weak as lamb pee. He's pretty much sucked in everything I've seen him in. Leave him free to do Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies, as he was obviously born to do.

You had me scared there, for a minute...

http://nymag.com/daily/enterta inment/2007/06/eli_roth_has_hi s_dirk_diggler.html#more

fill in all the gaps... (I'm sure it does!)

How the Hell could you pull that *thing* out of anywhere? It goes wherever it damn well pleases!

...yes, I know, it's only a prosthetic... Roth's own real cock would surely be circumcised...

Manhattan as all CGI. Probably the best answer actually. Despite FF2's apparent stinkyness, the Silver Surfer looks like he works REALLY well, so there's no reason why Manhattan shouldn't work as a CGI character.

Who to play him pre-accident/transformation though?

Another great book turned into a shit film methinks. Thanks Hollywood

He's too bald, too old and too thin!

The disappointing box-office of "Hostel: Part II" has upset quite a few, most notably its director Eli Roth who says on his blog that it will have an knock-on effect. The most notable one will be a delay in his adaptation of Stephen King's "Cell" - "I am not directing Cell any time soon, and I most likely will take the rest of the year to write my other projects. Which means I wouldn't shoot until the spring and you wouldn't see a film directed by me in the cinemas until at least next fall." He cites the infamous leaked pirate copy of the film as one of the reasons for the damaging box-office, especially internationally. Unlike other movies leaked online and taken with video cameras, "Hostel II" was notably a near DVD-quality unfinished work print. He also adds that the R-rated horror genre is in serious jeopardy after several notable failures this year - "studios feel the public doesn't want them anymore, and so they are only putting PG-13 films into production. The only way to counter this perception is to get out there and support R-rated horror."

KEEP MAKING EXCUSES ELI!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now that he's failed miserably its amazing that there is absolutely no coverage of this.

I just like rubbing it in...

and I sold a script for $10,000, which I blatantly blew half of on some new lenses...and a couple new tattoos.

Ive been coming to AICN for over 8 years now, and I just have to say that this site has gone downhill quite fast. And its a shame really. But as you know, its hard to break yourself of bad habits.

Im not an unabashed hater. I like plenty of movies, plotholes and all.

But when I see someone trying to peddle bullshit, I call them on it.

Harry didnt like it and he banned me from using my old screen name.

Me pointing out that his little fuckbuddy ROTH is complaining about how a pirated copy of his movie is the reasn that Hostel 2 bombed and hes not going to be doing the adaptation of CELL as a result, well that just makes me feel all tingly inside.

lets just agree to disagree and leave it at that.