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BLACKBOOK hottie Carice Van Houten has joined the Bryan Singer, Christopher McQuarrie and Tom Cruise WW2 flick VALKYRIE!!!

Mmmmmm.... by BannedOnTheRun	Jun 13th, 2007 05:51:00 PM
So very hot.
This looks fantastic! by SkeletonParty	Jun 13th, 2007 05:52:33 PM
Is it a remake? I only watch things I've seen before.
Commence awful "Super-Stalker Returns" puns in 3, 2... by Ribbons	Jun 13th, 2007 05:58:33 PM
Interesting cast being put together for this one; hopefully it's decent.
This probably rules out her being in Bond 22 by Forestal	Jun 13th, 2007 06:00:12 PM
...Unless she films Valkyrie really fast....
Which WWII theater? by Keblar	Jun 13th, 2007 06:01:32 PM
I wonder where this'll take place. Everyone always wants to make WWII films about Europe where the US kicked ass. Why does the Bloody Pacific get ignored so much? Is it because we got our ass kicked back so much there? ------------------ I Like Singer's work, but I don't think I want to see Tom Cruise bastardizing the image of G.I. Joe. Not that I was a fan before, but his run in War of the Worlds was so awful it made me want to ignore anything with his name attached. He's lucky he had Abrams to make him look good in MI:III. I'm sure getting to play off of Philip Seymour Hoffman didn't hurt either.
27th? by YakMalla	Jun 13th, 2007 06:02:48 PM
Prediction: Cruise plays a talented but cocky WWIIist who learns some tough life lessons before having sex more than once with Van Houten.
JULY SHOOT? by THE KNIGHT	Jun 13th, 2007 06:25:56 PM
If so, i'm sure they'll be finish with her scenes before she was needed for bond...
Tom, come out of that foxhole! by FilmCritic3000	Jun 13th, 2007 06:32:43 PM
"We're not at war." "Yes, we are, Tom. This is World War II. Now, please come out of the foxhole." "But...but...but I'm not in the foxhole." "Yes, you are, Tom. Yes, you are."
Katie Holmes better start packing her bags... by Sledge Hammer	Jun 13th, 2007 07:07:54 PM
Cruise starring opposite hot, sexy, up and coming foreign actress, hmmm, how does this story end again? Seriously though, regardless of what you think about the whacked out little scientologist, anyone who can ride their cruise missle from Mimi Rogers to Nicole Kidman to Penelope Cruz to Katie Holmes aint that far gone... Anyway, really looking forward to this flick personally.
This looks good by Bobo_Vision	Jun 13th, 2007 07:17:17 PM
When is Tarantino gonna do his homage (coughrip-offcough) of a WWII movie. Even though he's a bunko artist, he steals from the best.
So who is she.... by RedEyeDistrict	Jun 13th, 2007 07:22:29 PM
Milhouse's cousin right?
Let's hope that... by photoboy	Jun 13th, 2007 07:53:28 PM
a) Cruise doesn't try and recruit her into his cult and b) Bryan Singer isn't insane like Paul Verhoeven and spends a whole day filming a sequence where Carice is covered in human shit.
She's hot... if this is 1996. by Det. John Kimble	Jun 13th, 2007 08:04:20 PM
In 2007, she's Skanktastic!
WWIIist? by REDD	Jun 13th, 2007 08:12:41 PM
WWIIist?!
WWIIist... by YakMalla	Jun 13th, 2007 09:45:03 PM
...quarterbackist, fighter pilotist, car salesmanist, bartenderist, pool sharkist, sci-fi detectivist, super spyist, contract killerist, sports agentist, race car driverist...it don't matterist, bra...
TCLTC by Dragulf	Jun 13th, 2007 11:18:59 PM
Great, another believeable beard...
We need a good "WWII Guys On A Mission" movie again by Osmosis Jones	Jun 14th, 2007 12:10:06 AM
Enough of depicting the horrors of warfare, just give us a modern-day Dirty Dozen.
"Mmmmmmm" is right, Banned by georges garvaren	Jun 14th, 2007 12:58:12 AM
This is defiantly a 'Mmmmmmmmmmm' type situation. On one hand: every Cruise film is more than acceptable as a piece of worthwhile cinema. In the other hand: we have Singer, who has some real poopers under his belt. If its an 'R' rating then I'm in like Flint. If its 'PG', then I'm going to strangle the homeless vagrant that sleeps in the park behind my house. Bry-Bry; if you screw another one up, murder and 'Superman Returns' will be on your hands. Keep that shit in mind, Sissy. TB'ers love movies more than you do. We are sick, sick beasts that should be shunned by all decent, Lord-fearing folk. Cheerfully, you're far from decent, so don't let us down! (And don't let Cruise put that Voodoo curse on you. He's 100% Alien Free, don't cha know?)
Cruise's character's wife. HA HA! That's great. by Quake II	Jun 14th, 2007 01:10:34 AM
So this movie is pure science fiction. Man I love WW2 flicks. Man I HATE Tom Cruise. Why him? Hasn't Hollywood blackballed that nutcase yet?
Hey BringingSexyBack... by Horace Cox	Jun 14th, 2007 01:43:05 AM
I didn't know you spoke Dutch! I'm impressed. I dabble in the language a bit myself. Ise vould paintsen das gutssen of de actressen Carice voorts meinen seemens.
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Carice is not only very hot by MorpheusTheSandman	Jun 14th, 2007 02:27:29 AM
She's also a very nice person. Morpheus is Dutch
Carice has odd tits. by The True Priapic	Jun 14th, 2007 02:59:36 AM
What an utter disappointment that Black Book was.No sex whatsoever and when that blonde bird got her mams out the right one was really weird and her nipple seemed to be looking at the floor while her left was looking up.Haven't seen weirder yet strangely-alluring knockers since Jo Guest spunk rack.
I'd be really looking forward to this by kwisatzhaderach	Jun 14th, 2007 03:13:04 AM
if Singer hadn't been the man responsible for Superman Returns
Err...what? Another WW2 flick? by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 14th, 2007 04:06:31 AM
With a friggin man-on-a-mission story? yawn
I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE SUPERMAN FIGHT SOMEONE by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell	Jun 14th, 2007 04:22:18 AM
BRING IT THE FUCK ON
It's about killing Hitler by Roderich	Jun 14th, 2007 06:27:55 AM
as Cruise these days is searching for a flat in Berlin/Potsdam to live here while making a movie about Graf Stauffenberg, who (togehter with other conspirers) tried to assassinate Hitler, i suppose this is the WWII-flick in question
I'm sorry, is she playing James Bond in the next one? by Spandau Belly	Jun 14th, 2007 06:55:32 AM
After that charisma-free ape Daniel Craig, I'm willing to believe they'll cast anybody in the Bond role.
charisma-free ape Daniel Craig? by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Jun 14th, 2007 07:16:33 AM
Is that the Daniel Craig who works at the fishshop? He's a bit bland. Cant be the kick-ass hard ass top actor whos just re-invented Bond. Silly boy. Do you write for Craigisnotbond.com?
Re BringingSexyBack / Horace Cox by Dangerousapple	Jun 14th, 2007 07:16:35 AM
That's not Dutch, it seems to be a combination of Dutch and German. I do get what he wants to say however, which in Dutch spells as 'de actrice Carice is erg lekker en ze maakt me hard in mijn broek': an immature remark about getting an erection from the hotness that is Carice.
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD IS OFFICIALLY PG-13 by kwisatzhaderach	Jun 14th, 2007 07:16:36 AM
That sucks balls.
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD IS OFFICIALLY PG-13 by Jakes Nel	Jun 14th, 2007 07:34:16 AM
Dit suig ballas.
So bear with me here Sledge Hammer by PotSmokinAlien	Jun 14th, 2007 07:38:10 AM
so one of the two directors in hollywood best known for being gay gets cruise for his next movie. anyone else think the scientologists are behind this? "shit, katie's not working, just like mimi and nicole and penelope didn't work... plus we got this gay director telling him god knows what.. how do we make this guy straight? i know: a european accent!" i'm with you Sledge Hammer. Katie Holmes has filled her contract and borne him L. Ron Jr., now she can leave and let the crazy parade continue.
TieFighter, I think that fishop bloke has a real spark by Spandau Belly	Jun 14th, 2007 07:39:19 AM
He's always got a joke to tell and a twinkle in his eye. It's a shame he has the same name as that craterfaced actor from Layer Cake.
Fair dinkum :) by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Jun 14th, 2007 07:41:07 AM
We shall have to agree to disagree cough held-his-own-against-paul newman-and-tom hanks cough
Carice Van Houten is a stone fox by Lance Rock	Jun 14th, 2007 09:06:38 AM
so hot in Black Book. damn!
I don't hate Craig or Casino Royale by Spandau Belly	Jun 14th, 2007 10:30:55 AM
I've enjoyed many of Craig's movies. I even liked watching Casino Royale. I just feel they have nothing to do with James Bond as portrayed in all the other films excluding License To Kill, which had even less to do with James Bond than Casino Royale.
i prefer Denise Van Outen by Cedar_Room	Jun 14th, 2007 11:04:14 AM
nothing else needs saying
She feels classic Hollywood by DannyOcean01	Jun 14th, 2007 11:27:41 AM
Does Houten. In the same way that Blanchett does. Strong features, real class and actual sexiness, not this crap, glossy, airbrushed sexiness that's around today.
kwisatzhaderach/Jakes Nel - AMEN! by just pillow talk	Jun 14th, 2007 11:33:23 AM
We knew it was coming, but it still sucks any sort of animal's balls. Spandau Belly...while I enjoyed the previous Bonds to varying levels, I much prefer Craig's Bond. Especially if the follow-up is in the same tone as the first. Once Craig's run is done, we can go back to gadget Bond if you want..
Agreed, Pillow Talk by Spandau Belly	Jun 14th, 2007 12:01:22 PM
I would actually love it if Craig's Bonds have a plan for a story that gets told over the course of his run as Bond. Surely the producers now know that Bond will be around forever but each generation will have a new take, so they should plan to have an arc the develops over four or five films planned for Craig and his successors. I don't think Craig has what it takes to pull off the humour and absurdity of the other non-Dalton Bonds, so I'd rather that they kept the tone the same as Casino Royale for the remainder of Craig's run. But as soon as that's over I want more absurdity like You Only Live Twice or Goldeneye.
like you said Spandau... by just pillow talk	Jun 14th, 2007 12:07:17 PM
Different arcs for different actors. Perhaps if we are fortunate enough, we can have more silliness in space like Moonraker. Or better yet, a battle royal in the center of the Earth!
she's hot by reckni	Jun 14th, 2007 12:07:54 PM
hope she gets naked a lot in this one . . . sans feces
Cruise has been seen having talks by emeraldboy	Jun 14th, 2007 01:50:30 PM
with Spike lee. Two extremists. one movie.
oh the irony by Marnye	Jun 14th, 2007 02:37:20 PM
Carice van Houten is dating her "Black book" costar, Sebastian Koch, who played von Stauffenberg in a TV movie a couple of years ago and I highly doubt Cruise can equal him, at least he is German. So there is no chance of romance with Cruise.
Re: Osmosis Jones by FilmNerdJamie	Jun 14th, 2007 03:57:01 PM
I believe QT'S INGLORIOUS BASTARDS is supposed to be a "WWII Guys On A Mission" film. We'll just have to wait another 5 years til it gets made...
is she related to milhouse? by the_man_from_Rio	Jun 14th, 2007 04:07:13 PM
"i've got ants crawling in my mouth and i don't care..."
just got off the phone with milhouse... by the_man_from_Rio	Jun 14th, 2007 04:14:32 PM
and he said he's gonna hook me up with his cousin, this year's miss congeniality, because i don't think she's got what it takes to be a bond girl, not from the pics i've seen on the net.(another pointless sandra bullock allusion)
Carice van Houten has chosen HD-DVD by Spandau Belly	Jun 14th, 2007 04:31:25 PM
because it goes the extra distance and dyes its pubes.
Marnye by PotSmokinAlien	Jun 14th, 2007 08:15:59 PM
you think that is gonna stop the scientologists from trying?? say what you want about em but they are some dogged mother fuckers. and i doubt sebastian koch is worth more money than god/xenu....... no matter what country you're from it's amazing what a little (or lot) of good old fashioned US green can do. speaking of, it's time to get high.
Thumbs up by Mr Bonefish	Jun 14th, 2007 09:04:03 PM
Come on, she dyed her pubes for us in Blackbook and let us all watch....you gotta love her for that. Maybe she will actually shave it for us in Valkyrie?
If Cruise is in, then include me out. by kabong	Jun 14th, 2007 10:54:28 PM
Isn't he supposed to be a studio head of production now?
Tom Cruise has 1234567 Myspace Friends by Samson_K	Jun 15th, 2007 07:35:33 AM
Hitler only had 4 Myspace friends - Himmler, Goeballs, Goering and Mussolini - his Myspace song was some grunge nonsense - his blog was surprisngly charismatic though. I suspect this means that Tom Cruise will win the war
PotSmokingAlien by Marnye	Jun 17th, 2007 08:54:29 AM
Obviously you were already high when you wrote your post! Who would a loony like Tom Cruise for boyfriend? Only an American. In Europe, we have more sense. Besides he is a midget/dwarf.

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