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First?
by fan291
Jun 6th, 2007
01:16:09 AM
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Torture Porn should be put to rest
by jimmy_009
Jun 6th, 2007
01:16:17 AM
Enough already.
He needs to have that thing looked at
by jimmy_009
Jun 6th, 2007
01:17:30 AM
It's running a tad small.
Shitstorm in 3, 2...
by ROBRAM89
Jun 6th, 2007
01:23:06 AM
Wait for it...
FAG!!!!!!!!!
by lost.rules
Jun 6th, 2007
01:27:17 AM
That'd be you, Eli.
Why does he have so many moles?
by lost.rules
Jun 6th, 2007
01:31:42 AM
"Eli has AIDS? Oh, man that would be awesome." "Dude, you shouldn't joke about that. It's not cool." "Who's joking?"
You gotta be kidding me...
by VladT
Jun 6th, 2007
01:38:03 AM
Come on! Enough is enough.
they only made Shrek 3 for the money?
by BadMrWonka
Jun 6th, 2007
01:39:32 AM
christ, this guy IS a genius...
HARRY BANNED ME AMD DELETED MY POSTS!!!
by Man_of_Stool
Jun 6th, 2007
01:41:58 AM
Remember the Capone/Eli Roth interview talkback? The most interesting talkback for ages, in which I voiced my opinion towards Eli Roth, and many of you talkbackers agreed with me? The one in which I didn`t insult ANYONE, not Harry, not Eli, not my fellow talkbackers? Well, Harry deleted all my posts and banned me, so I had to come back with a slightly changed yet recognizable handle. Wow, Harry, Capone, Quint, Wyrm, you really DO love Eli`s movies, huh? But banning me for this is a real class act. Right on, guys. I´ll try and keep myself from saying what I think. Beware, talkbackers, this site has now officially become evil.
This historic film is still well covered here...
by Man_of_Stool
Jun 6th, 2007
01:45:37 AM
I love Eli Roth and his movies. And that tasteful photo makes me love him even more. HUG ELI!
What a crappy weekend for movies...
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 6th, 2007
01:51:50 AM
Oceans 13: Boring. Surf's Up: More like throw up in Shia's mouth and then kick him in the balls, fuck that movie. Hostel 2: Also known as Waste of Time 2(with more gore). So sad maybe I should go see Knocked up or Mr. Brooks again.
Man of Stool
by BenBraddock
Jun 6th, 2007
01:57:03 AM
Yeah, I remember...I think... I also remember agreeing with you.. WTF?? That stinks.
I Liked That Interview
by Birdys Piano Teacher
Jun 6th, 2007
02:00:49 AM
And I actually enjoyed both Hostels, as well as the Thanksgiving trailer. I just think that AICN shouldn't have reviewers critique their own friends' movies; that makes them about as useful as a Jeff Craig Sixty-Second Preview. Roth comes off well in the interview, though.
Eli's cock
by Your Moms Box
Jun 6th, 2007
02:07:05 AM
So I guess uncircumsized members are cool now too? Rats. Me and my catholicism. Damn this pristine cock of mine. Damn it.
What the hell gives with all the love for this dreck...
by sith-vol
Jun 6th, 2007
02:10:06 AM
....Hostel was a useless piece of shit. Well judging from the pic that should not be at the head of the article...I understand the love AICN gives Eli Roth now....this site is truly slipping down the toilet.
BenBraddock...
by Man_of_Stool
Jun 6th, 2007
02:16:12 AM
Thank you. Well, this just goes to show that if you DON`T like Eli`s movies,and you speak out in a matter that encourages others to react in a POSITIVE, CONSTRUCTIVE way, you WILL get banned here. In that talkback, the attitude towards HOSTEL was overwhelmingly bad. Harry doesn`t want anybody to see this.
You guys are nothing but a bunch of fucking pussy...
by bongo123
Jun 6th, 2007
02:19:42 AM
crybabys, no seriously you are, you flood every fucking Eli TB with the same fucking shit like some sort of pg13 broken record, fucking wise up will you, ITS A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE, ITS MEANT TO BE GORY, SHOCKING AND FULL OF BLOOD AND MEANT TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM, go back to your fucking pg13 ghost movies you cunts, Hostel 2 is a fucking great movie, Eli is showing real talent progress with all 3 of his movie and i personally cant wait to see Cell... why dont the rest of you shut the fuck up, we know you cant take torture and blood, we know you think were sick (i think your fucking pussys but ehhh) and we know you hate Eli & Michael Bay and everyone knows you havent the first fucking clue about movies or how to make them or what sells.. cause folks Hostel 2 wouldnt of been made if it didnt have a fanbase and didnt make money, so you cunts are the odd fucking ones out
Harry Knowles is now down with the Dark Side...
by Man_of_Stool
Jun 6th, 2007
02:20:12 AM
...soon, everytime we state truthfully that Eli Roth sucks and Hostel sucks and Michael Bay sucks and Pearl Harbor was OVERWHELMINGLY bad(Harry loved it), he will just ban our asses. Nothing against your taste, Harold, but your behaviour? Utterly ridiculous.
Man of stool, why dont you fuck off... you sound
by bongo123
Jun 6th, 2007
02:23:09 AM
like that fucking moron from westboro church you dick... everythings fucking evil... ITS A MOVIE you twat not the coming of the anti-christ you fucking piece of work, as for banning you, fuck mate i wished they banned ip addresses then we wouldnt have to put up with you and the rest of these moron baptist fucks each and every talkback
Why the term "torture porn" is holding AMERICA back
by Subovon
Jun 6th, 2007
02:44:34 AM

I'll go so far as to say the term "torture porn" is holding us back as a people, because it helps curtail any intelligent discussion about violence in movies, or violence in society. This is because the words "torture," and "porn," illicit deep seeded, emotional reactions in most people. To a greater extent, the word "abortion," does the same thing. Is that a word that can be used with a group of people without it starting a fight? Pretty soon, what follows is a lot of "Fuck this, and fuck that!" And where does that get anyone?

Part of the fun of Horror films for me, has always been the debate (just like the one raging on these talkbacks), that can follow a good shock, or a film's failure to deliver it. At their best, stories allow us to examine a part of ourselves and talk about them.

Since that guy coined the term "torture porn," the debate has deteriorated, if not been completely snuffed out. That's nothing to be proud of. It discredits the entire subject of violence in storytelling, and why there has been a real need for it in human society since the dawn of man. But how do you begin to discuss how you feel about it, if someone has already insinuating that anyone who likes the subject is either a sick serial killer, or a sex maniac, or both? It makes a position hard to hold, and puts a lot of peer pressure on people to agree that "torture porn" movies are bad, bad, bad, and they shouldn't even be made. With that argument, you can't even mention a classic like the original TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. And that's another thing that bothers me about the journalists: they are presenting this "subgenre" as something new, and to me, it betrays how limited their education is. I sat through the "dinner" scene in TX CHAINSAW, and it's more gruesome, more graphic, and more violent to me, than anything in HOSTEL. It's done with great skill, with barely a use of special make-up effects, and in my opinion, Eli Roth is trying to achieve that kind of artistry, but he's falling short. Anyone who thinks his idea of what a "shocking Horror flick" is, is ignoring movie history.

And I'll tell you, if there is one thing I dislike more than storytellers who think they are smarter than I am, it's critics who think they are smarter than I am. Like the dude who supposedly coined the phrase "torture porn." In this case, I think we're dealing with an individual whose outlook on the world is desperately repressed, and poorly informed, and with two words designed to sell articles, he is repressing us all. He's getting help from other average folk who can't think for themselves, too, and I got beef with that kind as well!

I'll resist this kind of ignorance by never using the term to describe Horror films. The great ones deserve a better audience, and I aim to be a part of it.

What a douche
by Thick McRunFast
Jun 6th, 2007
02:56:59 AM
I can't believe you people worship this moron. And those of you that prefer this "torture porn" (sorry, it's an accurate phrase) to actual porn (or, on a really good night, actual sex) is sad.
I got an idea
by chubb rock
Jun 6th, 2007
03:01:19 AM
why don't you post a survey to see how many people care enough about this guy's crappy work to get the coverage it does. it seems like 99% of the posts on the Hostel talkbacks are people saying nothing but bad things about these movies. and I know the talkbacks are mostly naysayers BUT these ones seem overwhelmingly anti-Hostel. And the interviews are making people like Eli Roth less, I wouldn't have even thought that possible. Seriously, this site is like Fox News with the Republican Party when it comes to Eli Roth.
List of Torture Porn films
by chubb rock
Jun 6th, 2007
03:02:57 AM
here it begins: Hostel Hostel 2 Turistas Passion of the Christ
Stop with the torture porn discussion and...
by VladT
Jun 6th, 2007
03:06:29 AM
...please get back to how much Eli Roth sucks as a director. Because that's what it's all about: Eli Roth sucking. I don't care about the gore and torture as moral issues, though I can see where some of you are coming from. What's _really_ immoral in my opinion is a website promoting an untalented hack, because he's the protégé of the talented hack whose name gets top billing as a producer in this piece of crap sequel to a piece of crap film. In the end, it's all about pleasing Quentin.
HUGE COCK.......The site, not the picture..
by Jack Bauer
Jun 6th, 2007
03:07:54 AM
Has the entire team taken it up the ass from Eli's SFX cock, the constant going on about people who are 'mates' of the site stinks a tad. Yes, we know you all meet 'the stars' but sometimes the team comes across a little arse licking / 'look at me I know XYZ'. Just give us the NEWS guys, we don't need to know what great pals you are with xyz, if you do that then most will just take your previews / reviews as old pals act stuff. As for the picture, well all you needed to disgust me more was Harry stradled on his todger and Quentin (your best buddy) around the back for that best mates family album pic.
That picture says it all really.
by TheBigDogg
Jun 6th, 2007
03:08:45 AM
"Intelligence he brings to the genre"? Come on guys. Seriously.
A search for "torture porn" on Wikipedia
by Thick McRunFast
Jun 6th, 2007
03:15:43 AM
...redirects you to "splatter film", which is sad - because as near as I can tell, the difference between splatter films and torture porn is that the victim is kept alive as long as possible in torture porn, not dispatched quickly in creative and/or messy ways, like in splatter. The line's been crossed from frights into sadism, and boasting (like Eli Douche did in another AICN interview) that soldiers in Iraq are "enjoying" his films is not a good sign. It's been reported they're also picking up torture techniques from "24", for real. Still feeling magnanimous, Eli?
That first BW pic is how Eli really sees himself...
by Negative Man
Jun 6th, 2007
03:32:48 AM

...as in, he thinks he has balls. so, really, 'nuff said. Subovon, you tried real hard with your argument, but you sound like a 20-something in a film class type. Maybe read a Grimm's tale or two, the real stories that would put Eli to shame, and get back to us. At this point, you sound like a kid who hasn't read H.G. Wells or seen a Hitchcock movie. Eli is FAAAAAAAR from 'artistry'. Unless you're German or Japanese and like to be pissed on because you lost a war. Seriously! What's up with their porn?

And, hint to all future film makers, everyone who has seen your film (Note to you Subovon) is a critic! And being the local jackass, philistine, paying my hard money to see a movie-type...I think Eli is a total hack! It seems many here feel the same way as well.

And bongo123, I don't mind gore...as long as there is a PLOT!!! Stranger in strange land falling into a strange situation, is not a damn story! It's a basic idea, the follow through is where the cop out comes in unless you have TALENT as a storyteller! Eli doesn't, hence so many here thinks he's the second coming of the Holy Craptacular!

Seriously, this is one guy, that unless you are being paid for (I'm looking at EVERYONE at AICN), I can't understand why you'd watch this pricks movies. He is so the American Uwe Boll! The only way you can tell the difference between the two's movies is that some had more blood than the others. They both produce the equal amount of crap, but one poops it slightly more 'artistically'.

Face it, Eli is an asshole. Ed Wood had more visionary ideas for low budget movies.

THE TATTOO LINE...
by The Real MiraJeff
Jun 6th, 2007
03:35:01 AM
...cracked me up. Eli, I was born in Newton. I know where you came from. We're both chosen people. I can't blame Intern Muldoon for asking about its authenticity, because how is he supposed to know about Jewish law, I just thought it was funny Eli ROTH would ever be asked if he had a tattoo. That'd be like asking Gandhi if he was ever 'full.' They don't even make jokes about tattoos in Newton. Hey, maybe our ancestors' plots are even in the same cemetery. How creepy/cool would that be, to be buried near a famous horror director? People would make pilgrimages to visit and put bones on your tombstone. It doesn't get better than that, right? By the way, your fake cock looks like Rant Casey's after a spider bite. Good times! Can't wait for Cell, man, but please, pretty please, don't remake The Bad Seed. Where are you gonna find another Patty McCormack? It'd be one of the ultimate casting challenges.
Wow, Negative Man
by TheBigDogg
Jun 6th, 2007
03:37:00 AM
I had never made that porn/war loss connection before. You could be on to something there.
That's some serious fellating there, MiraJeff
by Thick McRunFast
Jun 6th, 2007
04:01:55 AM
I guess it beats getting your ass beat, eh?
He really seems to think he's funny.
by JackPumpkinhead
Jun 6th, 2007
04:22:19 AM
And, sadly and pathetically, there are some who will think so, too.
You people make me sick!
by DamnYouMB
Jun 6th, 2007
04:41:48 AM
You little cunts make me want to vomit. What exactly is the point of coming to a site just to bitch and fucking complain? You know these guys generally like Eli Roth and his movies. Why did you fucks think it would be any different with Hostel 2? You guys can not be serious. I can only speak for myself in this matter but as a grown up, I can honestly say that when I'm in a situation I don't like, or in a situation that makes me uncomfortable, I remove myself from it. If you guys don't like what someone has said in the past (especially more than a few times), don't come to this site anymore. Because I promise you guys will not see me running into any houses that are on fire. Why not? Because I know if I run in, I will get burned. I prefer to keep myself from annoying, irritating, harmful, dangerous situations.. and so on. But you douches continue to come here only to insult the people who keep this site up and running. It's bad enough you guys do that, but then some of you feel the need to insult Harry and others personally because their opinions differ from yours. You will have to deal with different opinions for the rest of your lives. It makes us part of who we are to be an individual. Are you people happy to be part of the flock/herd? I know I'm not. I haven't always agreed with the guys who run this site, but that doesn't mean I hate them and want to curse them out and make them upset. As I said at the beginning, you guys make me sick.
Subovon - riposte!
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
04:46:33 AM
Subovon: "I'll go so far as to say the term "torture porn" is holding us back as a people, because it helps curtail any intelligent discussion about violence in movies, or violence in society. This is because the words "torture," and "porn," illicit deep seeded, emotional reactions in most people. To a greater extent, the word "abortion," does the same thing. Is that a word that can be used with a group of people without it starting a fight? Pretty soon, what follows is a lot of "Fuck this, and fuck that!" And where does that get anyone?"

You know, Subovon, I think you missed the point there. Isn't the point of torture porn to elicit a deep-seeded emotional reaction, be it disgust, revulsion, horror, fear, or (God help us) excitement and/or lust? And if it is, then why is it suddenly redundant to discuss it in emotional terms? Come ON!

As for the abortion thing, same difference. It is an act that carries huge emotional tolls: guilt, horror, fear, regret, mourning, as well as (sometimes) relief, elation, and gratitude. You can talk emotionally about a subject and remain intelligent about it. But I can see how you would think this wasn't possible from a large percentage of these posts on these last few Hostel TBs. Hang in there Sub, this is the best ongoing TB conversation I've had in ages - even though, as a Roth hater, I apparently "suck dicks" (thank you for that, Spaz2K).

Actually, I think Spazatronic 2000 is only jealous because I'm not sucking HIS dick. But whatever.

It's not over...
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 6th, 2007
04:46:58 AM
We've still got to read Harry's review of this gore-fest for perverts.
DamnYouMB
by TheBigDogg
Jun 6th, 2007
04:51:51 AM
Bitch and complain? Isn't that what you're doing? These Roth talkbacks are on fire. You ran in. Didn't take your own advice. The amount of Hostel 2 coverage on this site has gone beyond ridiculous and people don't like it. You're free to call it herd mentality if you like but that's just an easy way to dismiss what others would simply call the dominant viewpoint.
DamnYouMB
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
04:53:24 AM
And here's me thinking that differences in opinions are what keep us coming back to talkbacks. Obviously you think this talkback should be some sicko saying "HOSTEL FUCKING ROOOOOOOOOLS!!!" and the following 400 posts all saying "Yeah! Hostel rooools!!!". Fucking fool.
Spoilers are not the only things...
by Woofski
Jun 6th, 2007
04:53:59 AM
... that require warnings. If it's not too much trouble, do you think that you could warn people that there are photos of giant prosthetic cocks in your articles? Some of us are at work...
Eli's Giant Cock
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
04:57:32 AM
Nowhere near enough blood. Maybe he should tie it off with rope and cut it off, then fry it, and put the film on the net. Oh shit, someone thought of that.

As if we didn't have enough evidence that sexual thrills and torture / murder aren't totally intertwined in roth's sick flicks...

44th!
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
04:59:04 AM
FUCK HOSTEL, heh heh. Wanted to stop the serious discussions there for a moment.

Seriously, still waiting for an answer. Why do you fans enjoy these movies? Discuss.

Prime examples...
by DamnYouMB
Jun 6th, 2007
05:02:39 AM
I have already said that I do not mind someone having a difference of opinion. What bothers me is when shithead people think because Harry or someone else on this site has a different opinion, it somehow gives them the right to personally insult the person they do not agree with. I don't know how much clearer I could have been. Why don't you people try reading my posts in their entirety before responding.. that would make things tons easier.
Oh, Eli you're so funny....
by Boba Fat
Jun 6th, 2007
05:03:54 AM
I wish I could be buried next to you or something and surely that cocks not fake, can't be?
Fuck off.
by C Legion
Jun 6th, 2007
05:11:10 AM
Seriously, you're putting me off coming to this site.
DamnYouMB
by TheBigDogg
Jun 6th, 2007
05:17:11 AM
There you go again not following your own advice. Your own post was riddled with insults aimed at those you don't agree with.
DamnYouMB... Pot, kettle, black!
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
05:19:33 AM
"You little cunts make me want to vomit." - DamnYouMB, direct quote.

"What bothers me is when shithead people think because Harry or someone else on this site has a different opinion, it somehow gives them the right to personally insult the person they do not agree with." - DamnYouMB, direct quote.

You absolute fucking hypocrite! You are HILARIOUS! Ahahahahahaaaaaa!

QED - We can never take anything further you say at all seriously. What a complete moron. do you even READ your own posts before you post them?!?!?

The difference is....
by DamnYouMB
Jun 6th, 2007
05:23:22 AM
I don't insult innocent people. Harry and the people from this site are pretty much innocent. You, on the other hand, come here to pick fights and get attention. I hardly ever post. I usually come here to read and have fun, but this week has been nothing but an influx of people insulting others over differences of opinion. I just got sick of it and decided to post my feelings on the matter.
spud mcspud
by DamnYouMB
Jun 6th, 2007
05:29:30 AM
I really shouldn't have to keep explaining myself but, what the hell. Did anything I say make you feel bad? Did I attack your weight, religion, family, intelligence and so on? NO! I said fucks, shithead, cunts, and douches. That's it. I didn't say anything out of this desperate craving for attention or a heated response. I said what I said to make a point. There is a difference between what I did and personally attacking someone. Also, I did not mention anyone by name or any other designation. How personal can what I said really be? I mean come on.
Spazatronic 2000
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
05:35:44 AM
So I'm a "dumbshit pansy" who "can't tell the difference from watching torture in a scary movie and actual real torture". What scares me are the Marines who apparently love watching this stuff before going out on missions (read yesterday's TB), and the geniuses at Guantanamo Bay who are apparently inspired by the torture scenes in, for example, 24. You think this shit doesn't have consequences? Think again. America is using torture in the arena of war more than it ever has, there's international outrage all over the world about widespread abuses of human rights and the USA's complete ignoring of the Geneva Convention, and it all dovetails neatly with a rise in sick torture porn movies. Coincidence? Might be, but a mighty coincidental one. People with a capacity to ACTUALLY HURT PEOPLE are enjoying these movies. They may actually be getting ideas from them. Doesn't that scare you, even a little?

I'm not demanding an explanation of why you enjoy these movies, I just genuinely want to understand what I'm missing out on by NOT enjoying them. You say it isn't rocket science - so what is the enjoyment factor for you? I understand you can't talk for eveyrone who loves these films, but what's your take?

And as for taking these films seriously as art - in response to a lot of intelligent, well thought out criticism of them over the last few days, Roth went and got spanked on stage. Well, there's the intelligent riposte I expected from Roth. Now I expect you to call me a traitor to the west, a goddamned commie pinko gay liberal leftie faggot who sucks dick all day, rather than effortlessly shooting down your lame-ass retorts every few minutes.

And I'M the dumbass? For fuck's sake.

And before the screaming starts...
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
05:40:52 AM
No, I'm not against the troops (who under the stress they're under need some form of relief) or against anyone defending against Al Quadea or any other fundamentalist threat (God knows they make more torture porn than Roth, only it's real and ends up on BangedUp too often). What I'm saying is that this stuff DOES cause people to cross lines that shouldn't be crossed. And if we want to tell other people that we are morally superior to them, then we should act like it. Torture doesn't elicit trustworthy information. It just makes the victim say ANYTHING to get the torture to stop. We figured that out in WW2, for crying out loud. These movies are popularising the idea of torture again - for entertainment, as a combat tool, for whatever. All torture does is inflict pain and excite sadists. Nothing else.
:D :D :D
by DamnYouMB
Jun 6th, 2007
05:42:25 AM
Now I expect you to call me a traitor to the west, a goddamned commie pinko gay liberal leftie faggot who sucks dick all day, rather than effortlessly shooting down your lame-ass retorts every few minutes. That made me roffle.
DamnYouMB - Well played
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
05:46:11 AM
Fair dos, MB - you got pulled into a screaming match, It happens to us all. I AM directing these insults at Roth, because in making a movie he is putting a piece of work out there to be judged by the viewers, of which I am one. Fair enough - he's used to this by now. Do I think he gives a shit about my opinion? No. But it's good to have a constructive conversation with another intelligent person with differing views to me, just to see it from their point of view. Unfortunately, in this case, I'm still none the wiser as to what people really get out of these movies.

And then there's Spazatronic 2000 - the antithesis of intelligent conversation.

I really cant stand Eli Roth
by Kiriyama Kazuo
Jun 6th, 2007
05:46:55 AM
To me he sums up everything that is wrong with modern horror.
So, MiraJeff, LMU, USC or UCLA?
by Lenny Nero
Jun 6th, 2007
05:47:33 AM
I never got to ask in the last talkback we conversed within. marcdom7.blogspot.com
spud mcspud
by DamnYouMB
Jun 6th, 2007
05:52:53 AM
I hated the first one with a passion. The torture and sex served no purpose. The guys got exactly what the deserved. I loved seeing them get tortured because they were the sort of guys who gave me hell in high school and I guess it was a relief to see them get it good! Other than that, the movie really really was shit. Now, I see number two and it managed to surprise me with plot twists and fine acting. No movie has been able to do this in a long long time. H2 is leaps and bounds more mature than its predecessor. I promise it's not the same thing. Ok, I am sleep deprived. It is five hours past my bedtime. Have fun ;-)
DamnYouMB - Sleep well...
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
05:56:38 AM
.. though I know I won't after seeing Eli's giant cock!

Let's agree to disagree, and we're all better people for it. See, other Talkbackers, this is how it's done. MB and I are mates again.

I see your point about hating the guys in H1 - I felt the same watching the jocks etc get it in the Elm St movies, that's what made you root for Freddy in all the sequels. That I get. But not in the HOSTEL movies.

But still, good talking to you. Now where's that Spaz2K?!?!? >:p

Oh, that;s alright then
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
06:07:37 AM
So these traumatised troops already see real-life gore all day, that means they should watch more for fun? Yeah, that makes sound psychological sense. That's why so many of these poor guys come back from active duty and end up killing themselves - because it's absolutely fine to expose yourself to these horrors. For fuck's sake!

The word is DESENSITIZATION, Spaz. Go look it up. The troops don't need more horror, they need some time away from it. And the world of professional psychology definitely doesn't need you. Unless it's Dr Phil - go over there and feel free to take a drill and some duct tape ;p

This is officially sick.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 6th, 2007
06:16:11 AM
One more like that and I'm a goner - or better: I quit.

This is really the worst thing I ever experienced on AICN. Have you guys lost your mind or WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? DAMMIT.

eli roth is a talentless hack
by THEE Miracleman
Jun 6th, 2007
06:18:26 AM
and this site ass kissing to him shows how desperate it is. you think that nasty pic is gonna get you respect in hollyWOOD? 5 years from now..."Eli who?"
THEE Miracleman
by Zadrock
Jun 6th, 2007
06:24:06 AM
you sir, are an idiot. Five years from now Roth will be working on his next project and you will still be spewing how SAW 6 is better than the original.
The old "movies reflect life" argument
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
06:28:34 AM
I don't have to censor stuff for the troops... their own government have done that for them. Or haven't you heard about the ban on troops blogging? Don't want the world to know how discontent or endangered they are, do we?

The troops deserve better than that.

The catharsis argument works to a point. I just think that the link between the rise in torture porn movies and the rise in torture used as a tool for extracting information by the US is an interesting, and potentially scary, link. Like I said, people with the opportunity to ACTUALLY HURT people are wtaching these movies. Do I believe that watching Elm St means someone will go Freddy and kill people? Maybe. Probably not. But it's easier to tie a guy to a chair and drill him to death than to make someone levitate up a wall, across a ceiling, and hack them to death in mid air while invisible. Fantasy is fantasy. While HOSTEL is fiction, it doesn't look or feel fictional - that's the point of these movies. The original TCM was designed to look and feel real. Ditto CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST. And they are all the more powerful for it. Twenty five, thirty years on from these movies first surfacing, society in the West is way more violent and less safe. Coincidence? A highly coincidental one, if so. You can't keep denying these links. Do I think these movies should be banned? I don't know. I'd be happier about the HOSTEL movies if the kills didn't look as if they could be actual murders downloaded from YouTube. But they do look like that. See what I'm saying? In the SAW movies - which are repulsive enough - at least the ADD editing, weird-ass green lighting and stylistic camera movements give you enough distance to feel comfortable in the fact that they're fiction. HOSTEL blurs that line. Why would you want to feel, when watching a movie, that it JUST MIGHT BE real? What's the attraction of that? I've been exposed to "snuff" clips on the net before (by so-called mates) and without exception been very distressed by all of them. Where's the enjoyment in watching real death? Where's the enjoyment in watching movies that try to emulate movies that show real death? Isn't fantasy death enough for you?

What are the answers? Over to you, spaz2K.

thank god
by justin s
Jun 6th, 2007
06:31:29 AM
I almost thought I wouldn't get my daily dose of Eli Roth news. whew. never did like Hostel. too rothy.
man_of_stool
by paragraphs
Jun 6th, 2007
06:59:19 AM
i agree with some of your sentiments on eli roth...but you also tried to get the talkback to post 2,000 FUCK ELI ROTH subjects in a row or whatever. how can you say that is not insulting? Up until that point the discussion had been well reasoned and interesting (including the stuff you wrote.) But at that point, you essentially "ended" the TB and became childish. Harry (or whoever) was perfectly justified in banning you and you're coming off as a whiner. Bottom line, you initially appeared intelligent and articulate, but now I think you are just trolling for attention.
PS. you stay classy AICN.
by paragraphs
Jun 6th, 2007
07:01:35 AM
the cock picture isn't a good move. i'm sure people read this site at work. a NSFW tag or a blurred out pic where if you clicked on it would pop up would've been much better.
HOSTEL 2 WAS GREAT
by cdp
Jun 6th, 2007
07:25:06 AM
See it and make up your own minds.
HOSTEL 2 WAS SHIT
by TheHorror
Jun 6th, 2007
07:49:09 AM
You shouldn't go see it and save yourself 7 bucks!
Impartiality...Don't lose it...
by Jack Bauer
Jun 6th, 2007
08:00:24 AM
What I love about AICN is the fact that you get a myriad of views, some not worth the time spent sending but its a great wall of views. The problem is that the site has been caught out a few times over it's loaded reviews and articles which pisses the masses off. it's fine for the readers to have a 360 degree view of a person, film or whatever but with a site that's so read and trusted the main authors should NOT be playing from a loaded deck. If you are seen to be basically stroking the nuts of a writer / director etc it just runs the whole idea of the site down. The Eli Roth nonsense is just of the wall in its 'sucking up-ness' and that picture was a disgrace as I was reading the article just before my 7yr old went to school and that's not a sight I wanted her to see, either spoiler it or don't do it.
Hostel was very frustrating film.
by fish tacos
Jun 6th, 2007
08:05:14 AM
I am very forgiving of any film's flaws, I truly want to enjoy every movie I watch. But I couldn't believe how bad the story, writing and directing in Hostel was. The only other Horror movie that I've seen in the past few years that I had a hard time sitting through was 'House of the Dead'. And that was almost better due to it being so unintentionally funny.

All that being said, I'm still curious to see Hostel 2.
Jesus Christ...
by Tourist
Jun 6th, 2007
08:25:17 AM
It's a fucking movie. I know you hate Roth, I don't fault you for it, but jesus, enough with the Fundamentalist Book Burning shit already. Torture Porn? What the fuck is wrong with you? Hostel barely even scraped in as a horror movie, having alot more in common with other "Torture Porn" epics like Die Hard or Lethal Weapon. What kind of evil, child raping, not indicating when turning sociopath could possibly enjoy watching Bruce Willis pull glass from his feet, or the prolonged shots of Jesus Gibson in mental anguish over the loss of yet another girlfriend, or getting his nipples electrocuted by some south east asian dude. You people ARE fucking cry baby pansies. How much longer do we have to hear this Devil/Movies/Video Games/Heavy Metal/Rap Music/Cleavage In Perfume Billboards caused subject A to commit offence B against person C. Cause and effect may be actual, but personal resposibility and liberty come first. Also, I have to ask, what the fuck are you doing here? This a site largely devoted to geekdom. Sure it covers almost every avenue of the film world, but its heavily skewered towards Geek niche's. You know, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Cult flicks...Horror flicks. If you don't like horror movies, or exploitation flicks, or off the beaten path motion pictures (of which Hostel is a very tame, in both depiction and idealogy example) why do you come here? Would you not be more comfortable elsewhere, like Perez Hilton? Does Entertainment Weekly have a website? You could check out Christian Spotlight On Movies. It has a handy Moral Offensiveness meter for each review. Faggots.
Roth. Cannot. Direct.
by Derrida77
Jun 6th, 2007
08:32:32 AM
The guy couldn't even direct traffic.
Tourist
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
08:32:52 AM
Are you saying that Lethal Weapon and Die Hard are as realistic as Hostel? Come ON!!

There's a world of difference. If you're gonna do torture porn, at least give the distance between making a documentary and making it fictional. My argument is that Hostel is too realistic, ergo it excites the real sickos. And the acting & script were shit. But all the work seemed to go into the torture scenes. Hardly the case with Lethal Weapon - I doubt in reality anyone could snap a guy's neck with his feet after the electric shocks Mel took in that scene, but it was so OTT as to be almost cartoonish. See also Starship Troopers: great fun as OTT as it was, but make that a documentary style, hyper-realstic movie, and it'd freak me the fuck out. The tongue in cheek is necessary. It's the style that's at fault, not the content.

And we're still calling those who disagree with you gay? Dear oh dear. Duckie.

Tourist
by Clonetrooper
Jun 6th, 2007
08:55:18 AM
I don't particularly care for the term "torture porn" either, but you're clearly full of shit if you're trying to say that the violent images in Die Hard and Lethal Weapon are just as bad as Hostel. In Lethal Weapon, Gibson is electrocuted, which is certainly painful, but not particularly graphic or gory. As for Die Hard, the one scene of him pulling glass out of his feet isn't nearly as bad as watching someone use drills or other torture devices on a restrained victim. And to compare the two is straight up bullshit. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that horror movies with graphic violence are "evil" or "depraved", but they're certainly a notch higher than Late 80's Early 90's Action movies on the "Senseless Violence Scale." By the way, if you really wanted to compare the violence in Hostel or other torture heavy horror movies with a more mainstream film, I would've gone with Marathon Man. The torture scene in Marathon Man is TEN TIMES scarier than any of this Hostel, Saw, Wolf Creek bullshit. Cause that's your fucking teeth man!
Man...I just don't know...
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Jun 6th, 2007
08:55:31 AM
I disliked Roth for a while without really reading/hearing anything lengthy he had to say other than tooting his own horn about being the second coming of horror. I've never seen Cabin Fever or either Hostel so I refuse to judge either. And I do feel that intense disturbing violence can serve a valid and necessary point in film. And I DO think that he intended there to be a very clear subtext to the violence in Hostel I & II, even if he wasn't capable of pulling it off. I don't consider something "torture porn" unless it's either sexualized violence or just straight up violence without context or subtext. Like Passion of the Christ. That was torture porn in a nutshell. So just by attempting to frame his violence with some subtext discounts the films being "torture porn". And really, I found myself agreeing with a lot of the other points Roth made in both interviews. But then I gotta see (for no apparent reason) that picture at the top of the article. And I'm right back to square fucking one. Good job, Eli.
ALSO, I'm sick of hearing about Hostel 2
by Clonetrooper
Jun 6th, 2007
08:56:53 AM
I understand that you guys are really psyched for it, but the coverage is a little heavy, don't ya think?
No more Hostel 2 please
by Olowyn
Jun 6th, 2007
09:03:02 AM
Every darn day I look at this site it is another Hostel 2 article. How much is AICN getting paid to do this advertising? I can't believe it but AINC has become a plant!
fuck hostel 2
by El Borak
Jun 6th, 2007
09:04:30 AM
there i finally said it.
sorry but hostel 2 sucked
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Jun 6th, 2007
09:10:03 AM
no spoilers but they dropped the ball in my opinion with the first kill ... i would not have done that, and even though the ads say suprise ending, there is no suprise just a bit fucked up over all not as good as the first ....
what the fuck?
by El Borak
Jun 6th, 2007
09:14:08 AM
what in the fuckin' hell has happened to this site?
OK, now I'm officially sick & tired of this whole thing
by BenBraddock
Jun 6th, 2007
09:17:54 AM
I wish I'd never heard of "Hostel", torture porn or Eli Roth. ZZZZZZZZ... I still think most of you fans are juvenille sickos though.
Put the NSFW warning BEFORE we click the link
by Movietool
Jun 6th, 2007
09:21:56 AM
Seriously, how much brain power does it take to figure out that a NSFW warning is useless if it happens AFTER THE PICTURE HAS ALREADY BEEN DOWNLOADED!
Spudd...
by Tourist
Jun 6th, 2007
09:25:25 AM
You, boy, are warped. You dislike it because it's too realistic? I've watched a number of real murder and torture videos, and trust me, there's nothing in Hostel that remotely approaches them. In fact, there's nothing in hostel that even aims for realism. The violence in the film is as goofy and cartoony as anything in the afore mentioned action films. It's a survival horror flick. It's a cool idea for a horror movie, and I thought it was well done. The parrallel between the whores, the lead character's confusion over his sexuality, etc. All alot more interesting than the inane junk in most horror films of late. But if its the style that offends you, what can I say? Your either a confused or shelterd young man. Hostel exsists on the same plane of reality as Hollywoods other violence for entertainment offerings. Be they Rambo, Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Saving Private Ryan. If the two boys went to Slovakia, and merely lost their passports, or had their wallets stolen by hookers, would anyone be interested in seeing the film?
ok so sylar from heroes made a bad movie ....
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Jun 6th, 2007
09:29:40 AM
so what get over it, on to the next
Oh and,
by Tourist
Jun 6th, 2007
09:29:40 AM
I thought the performances were good. From the blonde kid to the nutso business man. Alot better than can be expected from most low budget horror. Also, I'm not calling those I disagree with gay. I'm calling you spinless turds faggots. Big difference. Seriously dude, expand your cinematic horizons beyond the new release shelf at blockbuster, or even turn on the news once in awhile. Sure, the big bad world might scare you a little at first, but it will also stop you wetting your pants at the site of blood in a film.
FUCK HOSTEL
by Man_of_Stool
Jun 6th, 2007
09:31:39 AM
That is all...
Bannig us for hating HOSTEL and showing huge cocks?
by Man_of_Stool
Jun 6th, 2007
09:33:57 AM
Yup, you have lost it. Cocktimus Prime is gone too, by the way. AICN has never been this un-geeky and fascist.
Welcome To...
by Rebeck3
Jun 6th, 2007
10:06:00 AM
AintitRoth.com
Boll > Roth
by Atticus Finch
Jun 6th, 2007
10:09:23 AM
'Nuff said.
Boll > Crap > Roth
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jun 6th, 2007
10:25:22 AM
...
Loved the opening to Friday the 13th part 2
by DarthTarter
Jun 6th, 2007
10:41:01 AM
What a great scene. You just do NOT get to kill Jason's momma without recourse.
BORING
by lopan
Jun 6th, 2007
10:54:00 AM
interview was boring, eli roth is boring, so-called "torture porn" is boring, arguing about the merits or problems with "torture porn" is boring, reading these talkbacks are boring, bitching about AICN selling out is boring, etc. hostel 2 exists. it blows. deal with it. these kinds of movies are super cheap and super profitable and they aren't going anywhere, and their existence is not contributing to the downfall of life as we know it, they're just not that important. i'm not a fan of the whole sadism-torture thing, but who cares, let the dude make his movies, however terrible they are, and go on with your life.
Yet another Eli Roth article?
by tehgreekhammer
Jun 6th, 2007
10:54:33 AM
Wow Harry, you are such a little bitch ass, cum dumpster. 7 freakin articles on Eli Roth and his lame wannabee attempts at horror ovies gets 7 articles on this site. But Danny Boyles 28 weeks later film gets like one or two? (ps I know Boyle didnt direct Weeks but u know what i mean)

Don Murphy was right about you all along. You really are a worthless turd. I cant believe I actually wasted time going over there to defend you and this site, not too long ago. What a waste of my fucking time. Defending a loser fucktard with huge titties, who does absolutely nothing at all except shit on his ass eating breakfast nachos @ 1pm. I cant imagine the horrible trainwreck of a life you would be living if this site hadnt taken off in popularity. Can you imagine what life for you would have been like if you needed to rely on an actual skill or creativity? Maybe you could have turned into a video store clerk or maybe a movie theater employee working for minimum wage? Thats about it though. I hope you say a little prayer at night for your tiny bit of good fortune in an otherwise pitiful life.

I guess the only way you get to sleep at night is thinking about your 7000 myspace friends after furiously masturbating to some obscure german horror movie thats only available on Betamax while looking at your naked picture of Eli that Im sure is in a folder on your desktop.

Don Murphy was right about you Harry. And you know what? Ban me if that makes you feel any better. Because i wont take the time out of my life here in NY to come back to this p.o.s. and create yet another screen name.

good day whore.

Meh
by That Reilly Monster
Jun 6th, 2007
11:03:07 AM
Said it in a previous TB (there have been so many on this topic), it's Harry's site and he has the right to fellate whoever he wishes as often as he wishes. Personally I didn't like HOSTEL, not because of "torture porn," which I think is becoming a straw man for the rabid defenders of Eli's movies, but because I don't think he's a particularly good writer or director. He's not the worst out there, but I don't feel a compelling need to go see his movies, either. These TBs, however, are pure gold.

HOWEVER, I have to post this link, will probably get banned for it but whatever. I've been a lurker for a loooong time and can happily go back to lurking again. As I recall when this first came out it was none too popular around here, but this week it seems more appropriate than ever.
http://tinyurl.com/2gzgak
Been thinking about Cabin Fever vs. Hostel characters
by DarthTarter
Jun 6th, 2007
11:04:52 AM
Seems to me, when I think back on it, that the characters in CF were just as much a bunch of jerkfaces as those in Hostel. When the movie started, we assume that Ryder Strong's character Paul was gonna be the typical 'horror movie hero' and would at some point save Jordan Ladd's Karen and escape and all would be well even though their friends all die. Usual horror movie fare.
BUT Eli threw a curveball at us, when we find Paul be a sicko that would finger a sick girl, watch a lady undress when his friends are dying, and bang his friends girl when Karen, his lifelong crush is sitting in a shack slowly dying a painful death. AND he crushes her face with a shovel to boot. This is our hero? The movie had no heroes, yet is succeeded on different levels (for those of us that did like it).
I think this is because of the comedy and quirkiness the film had, that was sorely missing from Hostel. Dept. Winston is one of my favorite horror characters. Not to mention Dennis. Everyone was screaming "pancakes" when we left the theater. The gore was pretty evil and even though they all seemed to go through a good deal of mental and physical torture, since it was a flesh-eating virus, no one seemed to care about the horrid things it was doing to their bodies.
Now I didn't care for Hostel (though I kinda feel like re-watching it again now...score one for AICN I suppose) but I once again wonder if the plot had gone a tad different would it have been more accepted. If we had three lifelong friends, and they were pretty good fellows exploring a country and not just their for pussy and beer? If the torture scenes were a little more implied then seen? Never know I guess.
And if Eli would just apologize for the N-word joke that almost got my ass kicked I promise I would go see Hostel II this weekend. And I've only seen one movie in the theaters since the *second* Pirates.
Damn....
by DarthTarter
Jun 6th, 2007
11:12:34 AM
I just wrote "their" instead of "there"....
You gotta wonder...
by TheHorror
Jun 6th, 2007
11:14:21 AM
Just how a cock that big gets in Harry's mouth? I heard him say he was looking for examples of Roth's piss poor directing so here's a few. (i) The train: the train ride looks FAKE, I'm sure it was done in a studio as they usually are but it looks like a cardboard set, why is there a guuy with a Brazil top in amongst ITALIAN fans? Also "You stupid American Cunt" line was a shit delivery - bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. (ii) In terms of THE ENDING, my god arer you serious these characters are so unbelieveablt I kind of expected them to all be in on it or something! The whole transformation thing is duisgusting. ONE LINE of dialouge doesn't give the audience enough to feel "a turn" or a reason to let the bitch go. Reminds me of "I'm your butler Harry...and I know stab wounds whenm i see them..." (iii) Why was there a dude in a truck that wouldn't help her? Again one line seems o fix all for Eli, no plot holes in his fiolm...problem is there's no believable characters either. There seems to be gaping plot hole @ the end when she chops off her head, why would they let her? Then again why would they let her go? Why are the bubblrgum kids in on it? Why wouldn't they run like the clappers when a bald dude whips out his pistol? Case-in-point a good director THINKS about everything, yeah there may be some plot holes but they try to cover them up with some visuals or something...another point what's eli's style? he just steals shots...still and has 1,345.2 cameos per film just so the world knows he's a Horror fan, yeah I get it eli, we all do, but you still suck. Fuck this film.
Cock, Tats for kids, and other idiotic things
by Nezzer6364
Jun 6th, 2007
11:19:47 AM
I always guessed Roth liked playing with someone else’s big cock. I don’t think anyone will every look at a movie Roth made and think “Wow I wish I would have made that.” Roth said, “I wanted temporary tattoos for the DVDS… for the kids” Yeah you really have to get the little ones started early on Torture Porn Also Eli said, “That’s why we have PIRATES 3 and SPIDER-MAN 3 and SHREK 3… they’re not making them, because they think they’re better movies. They make them, because that’s what’s going to make money.” Sounds like Hostel 2 to me.
Nezzer6364
by deariemeTHC
Jun 6th, 2007
11:25:48 AM
Hostel 2 wasnt necessarily made for money. Eli stated that like..yeah of course it wasn't his original intention, but he was able to go back and write something original because the first one was so successful. Even if you hate his movies, if you see this one...you'll see it isnt a simple rehash, he didnt phone in the script, or any aspect of the movie, and that he's grown as a director.
deariemeTHC
by TheHorror
Jun 6th, 2007
11:39:04 AM
Eh, please elaborate? IMO this is the definition of re-hash.
Picture
by LittleBunnyFufu
Jun 6th, 2007
12:03:45 PM
Needs a Not Safe For Work disclaimer BEFORE you click the link. What are you guys thinking? Plus, I've had way too much of the Rothapalooza. I'll be back at your site in a few weeks. Maybe you guys will have your act together by then...
The more the merrier!
by goonie
Jun 6th, 2007
12:11:32 PM
Why are people freaking out over the number of articles for Hostel 2? The more the merrier! If a filmmaker gives AICN access, and we readers get a wealth of articles and information, where's the fucking harm? If you hate Roth or Hostel, then just don't read the articles. There are tons of new stories today, so read something else. Thanks to Harry and AICN, we are treated to stuff like the Stallone Q&A's, the Eli Roth interviews, the 6 different reviews of Pirates 3, ealry peeks at John Rambo, etc... And yet, people seem to complain when we get too mucch coverage (especially when it's someone they don't like). I rarely think of AICN as a destination for serious journalism; I think of it as a site for people who love movies and can't get enough, and I'm thrilled to see that Harry and the boys are getting more "insider treatment." I say, "Keep it up!"
Thanks for the NSFW warning, Quint.
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 6th, 2007
12:15:04 PM
You fucking douchebag.
Yeah that NSFW pic is pretty bad.
by fish tacos
Jun 6th, 2007
12:48:08 PM
smooth move, exlax
Haters threaten to leave AICN? PLEASE DO, FUCK OFF
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
12:49:38 PM
You Twats, I hope your priest sprays diarrhea all over your ugly fucking disgusting pimply faces you stupid cunts, then i hope the world goes to war and you're all fucked nuked 50 times over, please die.. and threatening to leave the site? DO IT YOU CUNTS, stop ruining talkbacks with your FUCKING DRIBBLE, it hurts my EYES to see your stupid SHIT. SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTHS AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH A FAT COCK, LIKE THE ONE IN THIS STORY. DON'T LIKE IT? TOUGH, GO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP YOU CUNTS
Different talkback
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 6th, 2007
12:53:32 PM
same old assholes repeating the same old anti-Roth bullshit rhetoric.Don't like torture?Makes you uncomfortable?Good.That means HOSTEL works as a horror film.Don't like Roth?You might have seen or read an interview but you still don't even know the guy.Think his movies are poorly made?Don't go see them.Think the people who DO like his movies are sociopaths?Then they'd be the LAST people you'd want to piss off.Bored with your own worthless day to day existence and/or your meaningless dead end job?Use the company's computer to bitch about a fucking movie and pretend your blind,stupid,angry,flailing retard-like hate means something beyond the confines of your squishy little skulls.
Negative Man
by Subovon
Jun 6th, 2007
01:06:24 PM
Thanks for reiterating my argument. I think that's a strange way to counter it, it's a strategy I'm not familiar with, and I don't think it works, but thanks anyway, mate. Cheers.
Yo, spud mcspud
by Subovon
Jun 6th, 2007
01:11:50 PM
I totally agree with you, this has been one of the best talk-backs in a long time, you know, the one between raging between the "fuck (insert your opinion here)." I also liked the one about HD. I've been getting my time's worth of entertainment on the site, especially since I'm not a Roth hater, just someone who thinks there's better out there. Hell, I'm still kinda hoping he'll turn out a good movie, one day. Maybe H2 is it. When's the unrated DVD coming out, anyway?
Arrogant bastards!!
by Jack Bauer
Jun 6th, 2007
01:14:27 PM
Despite numerous moans about the picture it's still there bold as brass..Why...Because these turd heads are showing us how 'powerful' they are......LOL.. Maybe next time Ewe Bol will smack some sense into you all, and make sure Harry goes this time too...
Who is Eli Roth?
by Lando Griffin
Jun 6th, 2007
01:29:20 PM
And what is this "Hostel" you speak of?
Big Cock...
by nelwack
Jun 6th, 2007
01:34:42 PM
Oh jesus... I'm taking a Final in my english class right now and i just wanted to see what was new here on AICN only to show everyone sitting behind me a picutre of a GIANT DICK. Thanks assholes. You know i got a bunch of mormon chicks behind me?
What exactly has he done or sucked....?
by joando90
Jun 6th, 2007
01:47:01 PM
From what I gather the new isn't as good as the last one ( not that that set the heather alight exactly, and was sponsered by you Harry as being the next great thing) but here we are again being fed LOOKEE LOOKEE HERE IS THE NEXT HORROR MESSIAH and guess what its not...proof is in the pudding and the pudding sucks...
Not Work Safe!
by Jim Halpert
Jun 6th, 2007
02:05:56 PM
Michael and Dwight sure will be freaked out about me reading this one.
HARRY DID BAN MAN OF STOOL! HARRY FUCK YOU!
by Particularly Hard Vato
Jun 6th, 2007
02:11:13 PM
You just lost all credibility in my eyes- you banned a guy who disagreed with you in an earlier tak back- who everyone was referencing in the talk back! You just lost all credibility- all of it- man, sad- this is the beginning of the end for AICN.
Ain't It Cool To Accept Payola For Toture Porn
by TallBoy66
Jun 6th, 2007
02:11:47 PM
That pretty much sums up why this goddamn crap is plugging up this site. Garbage.
Torture Pwn - and all you Roth fanatics
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
02:16:22 PM
The irony is that you obviously think you are above what you accuse the rest of us of, or why would you say such things? Man, it must suck hatnig your life the way you do.

Roth fanatics: is there not one among you with the balls enough to admit that you watch these movies to get off on the sickness? That you secretly woder what it would be like to commit these acts without guilt or consequence? We have Tourist up there bragging that he's seen a number of real deaths on screen - why the fuck is this seen as a GOOD thing? The moment you realise that it's possible for this to happen in real life (ie when you GROW UP - every male kid of 13 or so enjoys the sick shit, but grows out of it when they realise what pain death can cause, due to losing a pet/friend/family member close to them, THAT'S when this sick shit becomes more than just an exercise in gore. Eli seems to genuinely enjoy watching realistic suffering on screen. I LIKE gore - I can watch the SAW movies (badly made as they are) for the inventiveness of the kills, but the style of the movies removes them one step from reality. Likewise the Elm Sts, Friday 13ths (LOVED Jason X!), Hallowe'ens etc. What do I hate? Devil's Rejects, Hostels, original TCM, Hills remake - because they aren't about catharsis (working out your own frustrations by identifying with the killer(s) or victim(s) on screen) but about making you feel very, very bad when you leave the theatre. Freddy Krueger killing jocks - fine. They're cartoony jocks and cartoony kills. But HOSTEL is about fucking assholes treating others like fucking assholes getting killed by fucking assholes then surviving only to be killed by more fucking assholes in Part 2. Where is the merit? What is the point? And why, if it's a movie for appreciators of the art of SFX, does the tone of the movie have to be realistic? Why not stylise it (like SAW movies) or give it a plot (like CABIN FEVER had)? Why make it a movie that (a) revels in the hyper-realistic kills, (b) obviously identifies with the killers, and (c) is made by a man who OBVIOUSLY gets off on the violence himself? Tell me that Eli Roth wouldn't be impressed by someone killing someone for real in the manner of a HOSTEL kill. He'd be whopping it up. And so would some of you sick fucks.

I just happen to think that's a bad thing. Excuse me all to hell for giving a shit. All you torture porn fans: go buy an island, take some power tools and heavy weaponry, plenty of duct tape and A LOT of Kleenex, and go fuck each other up to yor heart's content. Get it all out of your system, boys. The fact that you even feel the need to defend this sick shit is enough ot make me wonder why the fuck I care so much about humanity as a whole, it's so obviously doomed to fucking failure. You bunch of fucked up freaks.

Eli Roth is a sick bitch. You are his sick bitches for watching this shit. And Eli will build a nice large house by enabling you all to watch his sick shit. How depressing is THAT?

spud,who said I was a Roth fanatic?
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 6th, 2007
02:20:42 PM
And somebody who "LOVED JasonX" really shouldn't be trying to set themselves up as some kind of horror authority.
FUCING GARBAGE HACK SHIT
by hatespeech
Jun 6th, 2007
02:35:42 PM
fuck
Abortion Torture Porn
by hatespeech
Jun 6th, 2007
02:38:57 PM
that's all it is, with a penis choping off too!
Abandon Ship
by UMAGA
Jun 6th, 2007
03:00:59 PM
Seriously, I think if you're a fan of film, it's time to quit this site. At least until it stops being the new home of Eli Roth. I mean..fuck...Defending him to the death and now posting a picture of him with a giant fake cock? This is..beyond disturbing.
Haters threaten to leave AICN? PLEASE DO, FUCK OFF
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
03:04:57 PM
You Twats, I hope your priest sprays diarrhea all over your ugly fucking disgusting pimply faces you stupid cunts, then i hope the world goes to war and you're all fucked nuked 50 times over, please die.. and threatening to leave the site? DO IT YOU CUNTS, stop ruining talkbacks with your FUCKING DRIBBLE, it hurts my EYES to see your stupid SHIT. SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTHS AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH A FAT COCK, LIKE THE ONE IN THIS STORY. DON'T LIKE IT? TOUGH, GO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP YOU CUNTS
You can stay and look at cocks, Zappa
by UMAGA
Jun 6th, 2007
03:12:30 PM
Have fun.
NSFW? Fuck you, Quint
by DanDelion
Jun 6th, 2007
03:36:27 PM
One internet abbreviation half a second before you scroll to that? Asshole. I don't give a shit, but I probably would have if I had been 10, like when I first started coming here.
Gore looks cheap and fake anyway...whats the big deal
by Bong
Jun 6th, 2007
03:40:31 PM
I mean if this moron really wanted to "shock" us he could try a little harder to make the gore look real. Take for example the end of the first one when Paxton cuts of the Dutch guy's fingers. The hand looked like something you would find at some cheap prop/magic shop. Another example is when the Japanese girl's eyeball is cut off...looked like they took some whip cream and added some yellow food coloring to make it look like pus. On and on... Some cheap B-movies have better gore effects...how sad...
Jason X
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
03:41:56 PM
Why did I like it??

(1) Fun, unpretentious story

(2) More comedy than horror; strictly for the fans only!

(3) My finely attuned English sense of irony. As for horror authority? I'm a fanboy like most of y'all, but I'm just trying to get by, is all. Inside my squishy little skull (thanks for that, pwn). This from a guy named after something kids send to each other while Playing world of Warcraft. Jeezus. ;p

Bong, good point
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
03:43:54 PM
I never said it was ALL realistic. That eye effect in Hostel was completely shit. Still quite disturbing though.

It seems that I am now the poster boy for Torture Porn Prohibition, so I'll simply say: FUCK HOSTEL! FUCK ROTH! FUCK Y'ALL!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

THIS TALKBACK MAKES ME VERY SAD
by dalbatron
Jun 6th, 2007
03:56:54 PM
Oh dear, I am at a loss after reading all these posts. I came on this site for news and intelligent chat about movies etc. Recently all we have are negative comment and foul language. WHY? It all goes back to the argument 'can a movie influence' well talk to the ad men who spend millions for a 30 sec ad during the superbowl and they say yes. Talk to a director of a horror movie and they say no. We are all responsible for our own actions. We cannot keep blaming the media for our actions. If you dont like hostel then dont see it. If you dont like Michael Bay dont see his movies but lets all retain some dignity eh? I personally enjoy a good horror movie. I find some of the stuff in Hostel hard to enjoy. It is like watching a porno in that every now and again you get an out of body type experience where to can see yourself sat on the sofa hunched over a tissue and it all seems a little sad. Same goes for some of the horror in Hostel, you get a mental image of yourself sat on the sofa hunched over a bag of chips enjoying makebelieve torture.. I dunno. What do you guys think?
Another interview with Eli Roth???
by Mr_Incredible
Jun 6th, 2007
04:14:49 PM
Yeah, because one interview just wasn't enough!

BTW, I'd pay to see Hostel: Part III if it featured Harry Knowles being gutted like a pig. For real.

Today's trivia question: Why does Harry's girlfriend use Google Maps frequently?
Answer: Because he's so fat, she needs Google Maps to locate his dick.
dalbatron
by spud mcspud
Jun 6th, 2007
04:31:05 PM
That's pretty succinct. I agree. Bravo!
Reiterating the NSFW: Fuck you, Quint.
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 6th, 2007
04:45:13 PM
Anyways, it's and UNDENIABLE FACT that Eli Roth's movies are of extremely POOR PRODUCTION QUALITY. Cinematography? What's that? Eli sure doesn't know. Quality effects work? Nope, he doesn't know about that either.

I respected the work done in WOLF CREEK, simply because it was fucking beautiful, shot by an amazing photographer/cinematographer and had an extremely high-quality feel to the whole thing, yet it was made with extremely low budget. So was HOSTEL, but wait! HOSTEL looked like it was filmed for the CW and shot by a one-eyed 12 year old with Downs Syndrome. Do not even fucking try to tell me it was supposed to be shitty-looking and gritty, because it wasn't. It was simply poorly executed. HOSTEL was intending to be serious and scary, but then switching gears and being goofy- yet FAILING at that because of the shoddy effects work (that eyeball-dangly scene was possibly the worst effect I've seen in the past 30 years. Pure shit.) just made the whole thing fall apart. It can't decide what the fuck it wants to be, and on top of that is a technical technical failure with such a lack of style it could be a Brett Ratner film and no one would know the difference.

Bottom line: Eli Roth is a dumbass hack who needs to give these projects to people who know how to make a decent film, or at the very least, a shitty film that looks good.
spud thanks
by dalbatron
Jun 6th, 2007
04:45:27 PM
why thankya maaam, I suppose Mr_Incredible types that kinda thing for attention eh? Just a thought. Why dont we all type our comments as if we are addressing the people face to face. I cant imagine most of the comments would be said then. Ahhh the anonimity of talkbacks....
Okay.
by Tourist
Jun 6th, 2007
04:48:33 PM
Look, I don't dislike you guys for hating on Eli Roth, I had to endure the endless self promotion and ass kissing and "I'm really bringing horror back to its roots" bullshit that surrounded the amateurish turd fest that was Cabin Fever. But using Hostel as an excuse to bash the guy isn't really all that fair. It's an okay movie. It's a little light on content, and probally doesn't go far enough with some of the concepts it introduces, but it was fun and a little bit scary. It was also a world apart from The Saw movies, which ask you to empathise with and celebrate a pretentious, vile and intellectually stunted individual who tortures people in a wide of variety of sickening ways for your enjoyment. It's also a character that the film makers intend you to admire and be in awe of. Not far removed from the complaints some people had about Hannibal. Hostel on the other hand, plays out more like the action movies I mentioned. The hero has to go through hell before he can escape, which is what makes it exciting for audiences, and get bloody revenge, which is probally more likely to get people off than the gore in the torture scenes. It's not merely the depiction of realistic violence that people claim. As I said before, if audiences were to be subjected to actual scenes of violence and torture the reaction would be a complete 180 degree turn. Even if they were subjected to realistic yet simulated torture, you would not see the same audience turn out. The recently released Zodiac for example, featured a realistic, although brief scene of torture and murder which left the audience I was amongst with a palpably different reaction. No shits and giggles, just uncomfortable mutters or gasps. Hostel, and even the idealogically perverse Saw flicks don't illicit the same response as real violence to most people because they aren't realistic and aren't presented as such. Now, if you wan't to argue about peoples abillity to get off, or be entertained by violence thats fair enough, but as I said, your on an unreceptive forum, considering this site is almost devoted to films that sell mayhem and carnage as their bread and butter. If you find Hostel too violent or intense, also fair enough, go back to knitting with Grandma and watching Surfs Up or Norbit, but don't expect a site that caters to fans of horror, fantasy and sci-fi to give a shit about your dislike of said film. But, if as I suspect, the torture porn card is pulled out to flood talkbacks (and you guys are becoming more prolific and equally as annoying as the "This Years Little Miss Sunshine" or "First!" posters) simply to vent your anger at the sites massive promotion of someone you feel is unworthy, and I don't disagree with you there, why not try some interesting or reasoned discussion of said hack's film work, rather than behaving like a pack of fundamentalists outside of an abortion clinic?
Tourist...
by dalbatron
Jun 6th, 2007
04:52:37 PM
At last informed intelligent discussion... Horror, action would that be called 'HACK'TION???
Oh, and another thing...
by Tourist
Jun 6th, 2007
05:07:05 PM
Anyone enjoying a film as poorly made as Wolf Creek, i.e, an hour of people doing nothing, followed by a half hour of every hoary, idiotic horror cliche under the sun, with some uncomfortable and prolonged mysogny thrown in and also proclaiming that its okay to enjoy something that revels in and asks you to celebrate and "get off" to torture because it's not realistic, like the SAW movies but at the same time claim its sick and twisted to enjoy a fairly straight up horror/escape thriller should be the one checking out the psychatrist listings. As for you NSFW douche bags...Maybe you fags should be working, and not surfing movie gossip sites that have always been full of NSFW material. Jesus christ, you whiny bitches need to think about hiring a nanny, because your obviously unable to handle life as it presently is.
Aint It Cock News
by BillyPilgrim
Jun 6th, 2007
05:24:52 PM
The Hoff likes it...
speechless
by billyhitchcock
Jun 6th, 2007
05:26:40 PM
"how am I going to compete with that? Well the way to compete with that is you have the great kill.” I was like, “I need that ending. I need it! That’s my movie star, it’s that.” ............harry, this is roth in a nutshell. he shouldn't be anywhere near this site. CUNT
billyhitchcock
by dalbatron
Jun 6th, 2007
05:29:19 PM
i refer you to my previous comments...
The horror action genre...
by Tourist
Jun 6th, 2007
05:38:33 PM
Is sadly under represented. We have Niel Marshall, but he makes really bad movies. There was the slew of Deliverence knock offs, like Hunters Blood, or Clear Cut (Native American Torture Porn!) Or Aliens. Which I guess is sci-fi, but contains alot of horror and action. Mute Witness? It's like Hostel only with a mute chick. Joyride? I guess when Horror and Action make love, we get what is refered to as a thriller. Which is what I guess Hostel is.
paragraphs
by Man_of_Stool
Jun 6th, 2007
05:43:13 PM
It was FUCK HOSTEL. Not FUCK eli Roth. Quite a difference, eh? Still, you´re all right, mate!
Mute Witness
by dalbatron
Jun 6th, 2007
05:51:24 PM
I forgot about that movie.. that was ok.... Yeah you always see 'thriller' next to ' horror' in the video store... When there is an A or B list actor it is thriller... otherwise its horror... The window of innocence is shrinking therefore gore reigns for some...
Good God Almighty.
by bobbyjoe
Jun 6th, 2007
06:08:02 PM
Next on Aintitcool.com: "What Did Harry's Great Aunt Hildegard Think of Eli Roth's Cleaning Woman's Best Friend's Home Movies of Her Three Grandchildren? Click Here and See!"
AICN wow, all time new low
by haitu
Jun 6th, 2007
06:15:42 PM
you guys are disgusting. how many goddamn interviews do you have to have?
Good God NO! Bobbyjoe!!!
by BillyPilgrim
Jun 6th, 2007
06:20:31 PM
Dont say that! We would end up with a nude picture of Aunt Hildegard sporting a giant cock.
Haters threaten to leave AICN? PLEASE DO, FUCK OFF
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
06:46:43 PM
You Twats, I hope your priest sprays diarrhea all over your ugly fucking disgusting pimply faces you stupid cunts, then i hope the world goes to war and you're all fucked nuked 50 times over, please die.. and threatening to leave the site? DO IT YOU CUNTS, stop ruining talkbacks with your FUCKING DRIBBLE, it hurts my EYES to see your stupid SHIT. SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTHS AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH A FAT COCK, LIKE THE ONE IN THIS STORY. DON'T LIKE IT? TOUGH, GO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP YOU CUNTS
Kurzinski Valentine
by Subovon
Jun 6th, 2007
07:05:56 PM

Glad to see someone else take up for WOLF CREEK. And you know, if I'm not mistaken, it was made for a million bucks, four times less than the first HOSTEL. Although, I do give credit to the set design of the first movie (haven't seen the second). I thought it was dank, creepy, and effective. I liked that. The rest was disappointing, though. And the actors... wait, sorry to call them that. (But then, I've seen none of their other work, so maybe it was all Roth not giving them anything to work with. The script sure didn't help them with their lines!) The second, or what I've seen of it looks a little over the top, to me. That's a nice bathtub she's got that naked chick covered in blood... but does it make sense in the flick? Dunno, I'll pass judgment when the UNRATED DVD comes out.

On the other hand, Tourist:
by Subovon
Jun 6th, 2007
07:06:26 PM

How slow WOLF CREEK is at the beginning is a common complaint. I've always chalked it up to short attention span. You think the film's last third is a mountain of cliches? Can you think of anything more cliche than men kidnapping and raping women? I think the reason it's a cliche, is because we do a good job as a society of blaming the woman ("she asked for it," is another cliche), and then looking the other way (say, towards a commercial break). I think that aside from the catharsis of shock, and horror, the filmmakers were after some of that. They're not *telling* you they're making a statement. Instead, they show you how ordinary days, for ordinary people, can suddenly end with violence and death... and then the world keeps turning (coming up next: see Keifer Sutherland torture his ex-wife to find out where she hid his goddamn car keys!").

Also, it's essentially a remake of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, and it's not hiding it. So maybe the cliché is implied? 'swhat I thunk, at least.

Corporate Exploitation
by turnedacorner
Jun 6th, 2007
07:06:38 PM
Mr. Roth was simply the lowest bidder, willing to finance his own publicity (along with some internet idiots). We will all see more of this Hostel/Saw crap as big media interviews Roth about torture. (PS, Fuck you Roth for talking about how US warriors enjoy the release of fantasy torture - Ever heard of PTSD!) The only way to change the system is tell the corporate slags at Lionsgate, and the film financiers, etc. that the CEO should be crucified for supporting this variety of snuff. Do a little digging and we will get better results to change things if we turn our attention to the real money whores behind the film. Roth is a retard behind the camera, and regrettably in front of it as well. Harry, where is your public apology? Just rip it off fast like a band aid and everyone will just forgive you.
dalbatron:
by Subovon
Jun 6th, 2007
07:11:28 PM
You really made me laugh, dude – after I looked up the definition of "dignity." Just kidding! Great posts. Keep 'em coming. We can't outnumber the idiots, but we can ignore them. I learned the usefulness of my mouse's scroll button on these talk-backs!
Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
by Subovon
Jun 6th, 2007
07:12:19 PM
I agree with you, bud. Could you lead them out of here?!?
Ainitcool COM=
by Neil McCauleys Crew
Jun 6th, 2007
07:14:26 PM
the official site for Hostel 2!!

I'm going to Google and see if this is the first site that gets the hit for Hostel 2

Nope sorry but
by Neil McCauleys Crew
Jun 6th, 2007
07:16:31 PM
it IS on the 3rd page! Better start getting more stories out with nekkid Eli Roth pics AICN!
you see now?...
by El Borak
Jun 6th, 2007
07:24:16 PM
this is what watching torture porn does to you. it turns your minds to filth and your website to shit. a.i.c.n. has plummeted into the perpetual sewer of the internet in 2 to 3 days because of eli roth. shit.
subovon
by dalbatron
Jun 6th, 2007
07:32:28 PM
Cheers mate. I was just trying to get some sort of perspective on this whole shebang...
Roth on the MPAA
by Subovon
Jun 6th, 2007
07:41:52 PM

I don't understand.... the MPAA tells him his film will get an NC-17, which is like saying, "Sorry, we're doing what we can to keep it from being released widely, unless you sensor your flick." Then, instead of saying "You gotta censor this, this and that," they say "the areas of concern are here, here, and here." "Areas of concern." HA! I love euphemisms, always good for a good laugh, like being politically correct!

So He sensors his flick, exactly in the way they want (I presume, since he ended up with an R), and he calls that a "discussion?" Someone explain that one to me, please.

Someone also explain to me how Bruce Willis can say that LIVE CENSORED OR DIE HARD can be as "hard" as the first, R rated movie, except that it's rated PG-13, please....

The very condition that allows censorship to function, is that there can be NO argument. It's either OK, or, it's not. Period. So it sounds to me that Eli thinks having the phone number of the people at the MPAA who are handling his "account," and doing what they want, is what he calls a "discussion." He even mentions he has no influence on them - none at all. And then I'm asking... so what part of that is a "discussion," if only one side is listening? Does he actually believe what he's saying?

This guy really makes my head hurt...

Ye damn Puritians!
by BillyPilgrim
Jun 6th, 2007
07:43:17 PM
His cock is nothing more than what the good lord gave him!
dalbatron,
by Subovon
Jun 6th, 2007
07:43:35 PM
it looks to me like you HAVE a perspective, already!
Roth's Balls
by greatmoose
Jun 6th, 2007
07:51:02 PM
What I want to see is if Roth has the "balls" to make a Hostel-type movie about rape. Wouldn't that have the same level of "social commentary" and "intelligence"? And how would a movie about people going around and raping women (or men, whatever) be any different from what Hostel and its ilk are? I truly am curious if you torture defenders see a difference, and what that might be.
Actually looking forward to seeing it....
by NubtheSquirrel
Jun 6th, 2007
08:08:48 PM
Gotta be honest, I am actually wanting to see this one. The first one bored me to tears until the killig started and then the joy of seeing the shocked and appalled expressions of every single member in the audience with that first torture scene really made my night. The fact that the two friends I was with had to leave the flick because they were sufficiently grossed out was fucking priceless to me. The realism and yet the over top aspects in the torture scenes were great. (And don't call bullshit because you would throw up too if you were getting tortured.) The first half, let's face it. Boring as fuck but Mr. Roth fucking brought it with that second half. I am hoping he brings it with this second one and double. Can't wait to catch this on Saturday.
I **LOVE** Horror movies...but hate Hostel
by Lilana
Jun 6th, 2007
08:50:22 PM
I'm getting sick and tired of Harry etc... acting as if Eli is some kind of saviour/champion of Horror movies. He might be getting an audience but his films are mediocre, trash. I don't give a crap about the Torture porn debate. I'll happily watch some really sick stuff and I've grown up on horror movies it's my favourite genre. Eli Roth though is a HACK plain and simple. Hostel is an ok movie but THAT'S IT. He does not deserve this level of attention! **THE DESCENT** now that was a good solid horror movie. Not perfect but definitely demonstrated that the director had skill and real potential to do something truly great in the future. Eli Roth is a total amateur in comparison. So what if he's helping make horror a popular genre again, and so what if he's 'pushing the envelope' or whatever?..doesn't change the fact that he's a SHITTY director.
My I.T. guy called me about P.A.!
by Loosejerk
Jun 6th, 2007
09:30:50 PM
PROSTHETIC WANG!
why yes...
by Loosejerk
Jun 6th, 2007
09:33:06 PM
it should have been a "w".
I'm with ya Spud!
by DarthTarter
Jun 6th, 2007
09:47:18 PM
I LOVE Jason X as well. I don't care if it was stupid...it was fucking fun. My girlfriend of the time went with me and kept shooting me these "you fucking jerkface" looks. That alone was worth the price of admission. Can't believe after that she still went with me to Freddy Vs. Jason - another film I like and don't care who doesn't.
Character Arc?
by bluemcpoo
Jun 6th, 2007
09:54:11 PM
LOL A sudden switch from one tintype character model to another with no rational explanation is not an arc.
Seriously, what I am trying to get at is ATMOSPHERE.
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 6th, 2007
11:05:50 PM
This is a huge part of a horror movie. Arguably the most important. So much can be said for how ALIEN was filmed, or how THE THING created tension just swith dialogue, and characters you could relate to. None of them are cheesy archetypes or stale extras. I don't particularyly like horror films (in fact, the TEXAS CHAINSAW remake seriously disturbed me), but I appreciated the technical excellence with which it was performed. It was a beatifully shot film, and I could seriously feel the ATMOSPHERE. I get none of that with HOSTEL. It looks cheap, shitty, and fake. It gives me nothing. It's a pile of shit.

Look to what Alexandre Aja has done. THE HILLS HAVE EYES captured me with its brilliance, and i seriously fucking hate seeing deformities. Those Maury specials are hell. Anyways, what he did with the guy who played fucking PYRO IN X-MEAN was a feat and a half. Amazing film. Underrated.

In conclusion, fuck Eli Roth. FUCING HACK. THE BRETT RATNER OF HORROR.
sorry, i meant FUCING HACK.
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 6th, 2007
11:07:59 PM
what a bonus of a typo! I get to insult this piece of untalented shit twice.
Oops, typo again! ELI ROTH = FUCKING HACK.
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 6th, 2007
11:09:11 PM
there we go. Mission accomplished. read it you sack of shit.
HEY KURZINSKI, READ::::
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:27:07 PM
You Twat, I hope your priest sprays diarrhea all over your ugly fucking disgusting pimply face you stupid cunt, then i hope the world goes to war and you're fucking nuked 50 times over, please die.. stop ruining talkbacks with your FUCKING DRIBBLE, it hurts my EYES to see your stupid SHIT. SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTHS AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH A FAT COCK, LIKE THE ONE IN THIS STORY. DON'T LIKE IT? TOUGH, GO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP YOU CUNTS
THIS IS FOR EVERY DUMB SHIT TB IVE SEEN ON THIS THREAD
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:30:20 PM
FUCK YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU IN YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLES
Calling All Arm-chair Filmmakers / Social Commentators.
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:35:14 PM
To the Arm-chair Filmmakers, I take a dump on your chair so when you try to sit in it and act like you fuckin' know anything, you finally smell everything that has been coming out of your herpes-lined mouth. To the Wanna-be social commentators, GO BACK TO CHURCH OR WHATEVER CIRCUS YOU CAME FROM AND DO WHAT YOU DO BEST, PERSECUTE THINGS, STOP TRYING TO ABSTRACT IT INTO ARGUMENTS THAT WILL ONLY HURT YOUR BRAIN.
ANTI-ROTH = PRO-RETARD
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:39:35 PM
and if you're reading this and want to ARGUE THAT POINT, go RIGHT AHEAD and KEEP REINFORCING IT.
ALL THIS AND IVE NEVER SEEN HOSTEL I OR II
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jun 6th, 2007
11:40:58 PM
BUT you all STILL ARE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF PRICKS
Seeing Hostel at screening with Eli and Cast tommorow
by BrightEyes
Jun 6th, 2007
11:57:35 PM
This is gonna be the best summer movie!!!!!!!!Eli Roth is amazing
Eli Roth has chosen HD DVD... Here's Why:
by polyh3dron
Jun 7th, 2007
12:12:10 AM
Because Hotel and Hostel 2 are Blu-Ray exclusive and he doesn't want to subject you to TORTURE PORN.
Needs more man swinging infant child into womans face
by ThePilgrim
Jun 7th, 2007
12:15:50 AM
I want too see a movie where the killer beats the mother to death with her own baby. Then we can talk about uncrossable lines. I hope the Pilgrim comes from the Plymouth Plantation in Massachusetts- Or his dad was a drunk turkey farmer who lost his mind.
Yo Lou Reed, I'm pretty sure being afraid of
by Kurzinski Valentine
Jun 7th, 2007
01:05:18 AM
deformities is pretty anti-christian, you duckface. Priest? What the fuck? I just said there wer ebtter horror movies than Eli HACK Roth's. Horror movies are fucking cool. This guy just fucking sucks at making them. No atmosphere, no style. Just shit. Pure shit. So go suck his cock, you shitcocklover.
Wolfy Creek.
by Tourist
Jun 7th, 2007
04:43:12 AM
Actually, to be fair to Wolf Creek, and to explain why I think it's a bad movie, I'll elaborate. The first half IS Slow. Not because it's developing time with the characters or building atmosphere, but because it follows the text book slasher formula, but at a much more sloggish pace. Requiste creepy locals in a bar, unconvential romance, taking a wrong turn/ heading off the beaten path and having your car break down. To be sure, it FELT alot more viscerally real than most modern slashers, but that was completely undone and washed down the drain once the horror began. Yes, the scene of him menacing the girl was somewhat uncomfortable, for being played out in vouyeristic long shots and her performance was sickeningly real. But then it just fell into being a standard hack and slash outing. They knock out the killer, but instead of disabling him or anything approaching a real life situation, they decide to run off into the dark desert, because the plot necessitates them having a cheap tension trick of being just out of sight of the killer, while he dawdles above. They filled in the rest of the running time with more labourious conventions, although the ending at least went somewhere different for the genre. I was suprised though, since Wolf Creek had been the film I had been eagerly awaiting, and I had heard middling responses to Hostel, to find my enjoyment was the other way around. Not to invalidate your points though. I think the reason I dislike Wolf Creek as much as I did could be the same reason I hated The Descent. So many great things in the film, that are completely hamstrung by momentously idiotic film making choices It was all a dream? Jesus. In Haute Tension and The Devils Rejects, the great and awful sort of balanced each other out to make good, but in Wolf Creek and The Descent, the bad sunk the good for me. As far as atmosphere is concerned, I thought Hostel was okay. I was actually suprised that the Russian heavies didn't look like Television or Segal Eastern European heavies. Again, I think the disparity between Eli's press and his product is what causes all this ill will. I had the same reaction to Cabin Fever. The guy makes pretty good thrillers, but pretty crappy horror films. Fine line, I know. But he sells himself, with the help of sites like this, as the second coming of genre cinema. I don't think that's cause for lambasting modern society and decrying violence in horror films as torture porn. To second whoever else said it though, I think Aja is the real deal. At the moment. At least Eli is a big step up from Nick Palumbo or the Chaos dickheads.
Darth Tarter
by spud mcspud
Jun 7th, 2007
07:36:19 AM
With you there - I did enjoy FREDDY vs JASON (come on, Katharine Isabelle got them out! What's not to like?) although the Peter Briggs script (end of the world, set at the Millennium etc) would have been the best one to make. Not as good as the other Freddy flicks, but who cares? Worthwatching for the ultimate monster smackdown at the end! Totally fucking fun! STUPID BUT FUN HORROR MOVIES ROOOOOOOOOOOL!!!