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by jimmy rabbitte
Jun 6th, 2007
12:16:10 AM
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Kurt Busiek PLEASE TAKE OVER SUPERGIRL!!!
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jun 6th, 2007
12:25:14 AM
Busiek has to be the most under-appreciated writer of all time. ASTRO CITY anyone??
Squashua...."DEATH OF...."
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jun 6th, 2007
12:27:36 AM
I almost posted it! Any New Gods fans out there???? :(
Read the first two issues of Astro City...
by loodabagel
Jun 6th, 2007
01:19:24 AM
Didn't like it. I also didn't get Tom Strong. Sigh.
Also worth noting...
by loodabagel
Jun 6th, 2007
01:26:14 AM
Getting an ass and cleavage shot of the same girl on the cover really is something to stand up and applaud. We should all give Mr. Bonk a big hand for his achievements. Seriously, I can't draw that well.
When the fuck are they going to finish "Last Son"?
by Zardoz
Jun 6th, 2007
01:34:55 AM
What's the hold up? It's been forever since Pt. 3 and the Annual cam out. Why the delays? And will the conclusion still be in 3D? I guess I'll pick up Action #850, but it had better be as good as you say it is. And "The Lightning Saga" is a pretty darn good read, with great art in both books, (JSA and JLA) and a really good mystery. If you buy it though, it starts in JLA #8, then goes to JSA #5, JLA #9, JSA #6 and it concludes in JLA #10. (which isn't out yet) And I really liked the run on JLA #0-7. Benes and Metzler are a great team. Keep up the good work, guys!
Comic book gore...
by loodabagel
Jun 6th, 2007
01:44:38 AM
The Daredevil review reminded me... How far does the gore have to go before that an "adult" rating? All I've seen in Marvel comics are that odd T+ thing. In Moon Knight, a man's face bets ripped off. In Daredevil, Gladiator kills some men by shoving saw blades into their backs. And in NewUniversal, Justice cut a man's head in freakin half and then I saw his brain fall out. Must we result to skull-fucking before we can achieve the coveted "Adult" rating? Or merely, show a magical ass/tits shot of the same chacter on the cover?
Fuck Return to Wonderland
by DOGSOUP
Jun 6th, 2007
02:55:48 AM
Slave Labor Graphics does it so much better.
Titans was crap you moron
by arrangedletters
Jun 6th, 2007
03:04:29 AM
Not really, but the story begins in Countdown...ends in countdown then has a kidnapping......huh wha? Giant Earth Shattering Event is one thing but I shouldn't have to read every damn DC book to know what's going on in a title I have long supported. When that crap happens coughcivilwarcough you know what I do? I read none. You had just started to recover from the one year later crapfest and you go and pull this shit.
I really like Silent War.
by Reelheed
Jun 6th, 2007
03:05:31 AM
And isnt the whole point of Sentry that he is in fact a looney? Seems consistant to me. Anywho it's a shame that this title - like the eternals - is completely removed from the rest of the MU.
Sentry
by Jinxo
Jun 6th, 2007
04:14:15 AM
I think what they were going for is that... if soldiers are weapons he's a nuke. And he could wrap up everything way quick. At the same time, he knows what is going down inside, he knows the government keeping the crystals is a bad idea. And he has ties to the Inhumans. So he thinks letting them win the day is in a bunch of ways the right move. At the same time he was a stupid idiot. I mean even if it is everyones best interest to let the Inhumans get away with the crystals, for the love of God at least PRETEND to do your job. You don't have to fly in and stop them or tell Iron Ass what's going on but fight the good fight outside. Maybe you don't want to stop what is happening inside the Pentagon but you can still watch the backs of your friends outside. If it seems you are performing under par on purpose, hey, throw a fake fit of the crazies. But for the love of God do SOMETHING. I have to say I thought when they brought him in he'd be an interesting character but, mostly, his behavior in Silent War sums him up for me. He looks like he should be powerful and interesting but really he doesn't seem to be going anywhere or doing anything except for putting that big black tiara thing on Stark's Tower.
Confused About Sentry...
by DarkZero
Jun 6th, 2007
05:19:44 AM
I haven't read Silent War, but I don't think the reviewer fully explained why The Sentry was out of character. If you've read the two volumes of The Sentry and his appearances in New Avengers, it's clear that he's like a big, huge gun that very easily gets jammed. He can solve a situation instantly, just like Superman, but unlike Superman, he's utterly mentally broken, and usually doesn't act. I don't find it strange that a guy who has to be yelled at by Captain America to "Get out of bed, Bob!!!" when the world needs saving would find some reason to just stop and stand on a battlefield, more concerned with his own thoughts than with what's going on around him. If you want to make a military analogy, he's the guy in the trenches in war movies that's just curled up in the fetal position mumbling to himself, and who then may or may not flip out and kill a whole bunch of bad guys once his mind comes back to reality.
Sentry - a few more words for DarkZero
by rock-me Amodeo
Jun 6th, 2007
06:25:54 AM
Good point. I think up to now, we've seen Sentry as unwilling to unleash his powers for fear of hurting someone, or unleashing the Void. That's what I meant by frustrated nobility. He WANTS to do the right thing, but he's afraid. In THIS situation, it's not fear stopping him...it's more like contempt for the situation and his own peers. It's not that he's afraid...it's more like he feels he is better than the situation. And those are two very different motivations, I think.
I've got a shocking new take on Alice in Wonderland
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 6th, 2007
07:35:48 AM
Get this - it's Alice in Wonderland, but - and here's the twist - it's for KIDS. No nudity! Alice doesn't fuck any rabbits or shoot heroin. It's just the story of a young girl who goes on a journey designed so that children are intrigued and laugh and maybe get a little scared, but are still thoroughly entertained. You think there's a market for it?
Sentry is kinda nutty
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 6th, 2007
07:45:23 AM
It says on his chart that he's fucked up. He talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded. If he was a normal guy, he wouldn't be in the military at all - but he's the Marvel Superman, so when he flakes out they just have to deal with it. That said, rock-me Amodeo needs to stick around so that the next time Hal Jordan or Captain America has a sudden mid-battle crisis of conscience he can remind everybody what people in the military are supposed to act like.
Anyone remember the Wonderland D&D modules?
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
07:55:43 AM
Those were fun.
loodabagel: keep going with Astro City
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
07:57:13 AM
It takes a little while to get into its rhythm, but once you do, it's definitely worth it.
Oh lay off of Blue Beetle!
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
09:16:40 AM
That was a filler issue by a different creative team. Blame them, not the book itself. John Rogers is a severely underappreciated writer, methinks.

And on Titans, I'm inclined to agree with arrangedletters. Compared to Johns' style, that issue was an creative mess and McKeever can't get to the book fast enough. The lack of navel-gazing was good, but it'd be nice if it were more of a coherent lack of navel-gazing.
Forget Return To Wonderland and just get some porn
by Mr Incredible
Jun 6th, 2007
09:17:56 AM
You might as well; fooling around with that crap masquerading as something to read.
Regarding Titans
by Squashua
Jun 6th, 2007
09:41:54 AM
The last several Titans books by Johns have been complete crap both story-wise and art-wise. We were given a multi-multi-issue fight scene. This single issue got a heck of a lot more "done" than any of those prior issues.

"Titans East" was a travesty, as was the prior storyline, "The search for various Titans".

Maybe my review was influenced by how different it was than the previous issues, but I'd much rather have purchased this month's issue than last month's issue.
CarmillaVonDoom - Lightray
by Squashua
Jun 6th, 2007
09:56:16 AM
If you don't know about it by now, well, the other outlets aren't making it much of a surprise, so this Talkback shouldn't bother anyone.

The death of Lightray was so "meh" that I didn't even bother to mention it in the review. TADA!
"Wesley Crusher is a giant gay bodybuilder"
by Meglos
Jun 6th, 2007
10:21:24 AM
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! So true...Star Trek in the late 80s was weird.
And I point out the lack of navel-gazing..
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
10:26:31 AM
..and I agree with it. But I'm not a fan of Batista (I rolled my eyes whenever I saw that he was the artist on 52) and they put all the meat of this issue's story in Countdown. The Cassie/Donna bit was great and long overdue - if Cassie could relate to anyone right now it'd be Donna. I went "huh?" at Robin/Jason Todd because I hadn't seen the much much earlier story it harked back to apparently. And overall it was just a lot of bits and pieces with a mildly intriguing Robin/Wonder Girl/Match thing at the end. But the dialogue? Looks like a job for Captain Obvious! Oi..
Robin / Jason Todd thing...
by Squashua
Jun 6th, 2007
10:37:52 AM
... was from that terrible pre-IC Titans issue where Red Hood confronts Robin, then yanks off his Red Hood costume to reveal a full Jason Todd Robin costume underneath.
rev_skarekroe
by WarpedElements
Jun 6th, 2007
11:16:21 AM
You're mistakenly thinking of the bastardized Disney version of Alice in Wonderland. The entire thing was written by an addict with delusions of grandeur. It wasn't for children, and most adults couldn't comprehend it (and still can't). How about instead of being a pretentious neo-con half assedly talking about shit you don't know about, you instead chastise the book on it's writing, or the art, or something credible. BAD MONKEY! stfu and gbtw.
What happened to the Kubert/Donner ACTION COMICS?
by George Newman
Jun 6th, 2007
11:35:23 AM
This is ridiculous. There were three issues, a bigger cliffhanger, and then a new creative team with a completely new story. I don't get it.

Well, maybe I do. Donner's story was completely discontinuitous with the current universe. General Zod is dead in regular DC universe, right? Well in this story arc Superman had never met him before.

Has DC moved the story to a seperate, new and inconsequential mini-series or something? I should just go to the DC website shouldn't i?

Yeah, WarpedElements...
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 6th, 2007
11:39:06 AM
That's why the sell the book in the children's section. I read Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass when I was a youngster and I didn't have to filter it through some sort dark postmodern lens of pornography and drug addiction to enjoy it. Because, dig this, kids like nonsense. They think it's fun. They don't have to examine the work with regards to a subtextual literary architecture of a borderline pedophilic laudanum drinker. Damn right it was for children, though adults are certainly able to enjoy it. Carroll even wrote an abridged version for very young kids. So take your Criticism in Victorian Literature notebook and Jefferson Airplane record and shove 'em up your ass. And don't go calling someone a "neo-con" or say they don't know what they're talking about unless you've got the evidence to back it up, junior.
Dodgson and Warped Element
by rock-me Amodeo
Jun 6th, 2007
11:45:01 AM
Lewis Carroll, i.e., Charles Dodgson was a mathematician, author, clergyman and photographer. He had a stammer in adult company, but was stammer-free with children, thus his talents as a children's storyteller. Far from being misunderstood, most thought his writings to be enjoyable nonsense, which they were, for the most part. It absolutely was for children, though its sequel, "through the looking glass" really was not, as it was written with a much more depressed tone (Dodgson's father had recently died.) There is NO direct and scant indirect evidence of any drug use in his life past a common medicine used for arthritis.

Talk about pretentious - get your own head out of your own ass before you go off on someone else's.
whup, found the answer to the ACTION COMICS goings-on
by George Newman
Jun 6th, 2007
11:46:27 AM
The Donner/Johns/Kubert story picks back up with #851.

http://tinyurl.com/2m5sh8

What is most distressing is at the bottom, DC shows the lineup for the following two months during which the comic reverts back to Busiek.

So they have two separate, Intertwining story arcs on the same book??

What a bunch of carp! (intentionally left misspelled.)

Thanks, rock-me Amodeo
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 6th, 2007
11:54:23 AM
You're aaaaaaalllll right.
Nice..
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
12:09:18 PM
Now all we need is Prof Challenger for the trifecta.
Yeah, The ALICE Argument Reminds Me...
by Buzz Maverik
Jun 6th, 2007
12:26:29 PM
...of a few years back when LEAGUE O' EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN movie was coming out. I loved the comic for a while, and I'm kind of an Anglophile, with an interest in Victorian and Edwardian literature, what Jess Nevin's calls Fantastic Victoriana. I didn't care for the additions of Dorian Gray and especially Tom Sawyer on the team and I said so in a talkback.

I get this hilariously "blistering" response post telling me how there was a book about an adult Tom Sawyer as a secret service agent called TOM SAWYER DETECTIVE, and that my Mom is a slut. I take the high road and post back, "Of course my Mom is a slut and she said you had a little dick and an atrophied nutsack and couldn't get it up anyway....And that unlike you, I've actually read Tom Sawyer Detective, which was about a teenage Tom and Huck clearing Tom's uncle of a murder charge." Moriarity e-mailed me and said the guy was LOEG producer Don Murphy, which sort of made me embarrassed.

No, ALICE was children's lit for the time. Almost all great children's lit, as Carroll's books are, can be enjoyed by all ages. But up until about the 1980s, at some point people became adults. They didn't have to pretend that kid lit was never for kids. And a lot of comic book types only know ALICE from what Alan Moore has told them.

Which brings me to Alan Moore and this stuff. With LOST GIRLS, if you criticized it you got every comic nerd fighting censorship against art and literature (even though they wouldn't have said shit if the art was on a museum wall or the literature was in a library and failed to contain sequential art). But my main objection, as was fellow @$$hole Dave Farrabee's, is that we've seen Alan Moore retread classic literature and characters for about a decade and a half now, and the schtick is getting old. Warren Ellis did it better in comics and Phillip Jose Farmer pioneered the ideas.

Here's what I don't get and don't want to get about a T&A WONDERLAND: why? Okay, T & A has always been a big part of comics. It's important in comics. It's important in fantasy. The target audience is men. It's always been young men more than kids, because GI's in WW II, the big one, were guys like us who read comics. They kept reading comics into the EC days and the Marvel black and white days. So, why WONDERLAND or OZ, or some bullshit like that? I wanna see Mary Fucking Poppins get nasty?

Yer man enough for T & A and you wanna read it in a Victorian children's story? Kinda sick. Put it in a crime story. An espionage story. A war story. A sword and sorcery story. A space opera. But grow yerself a fucking Y chromosome.

Heh, Don Murphy posted some stupid stuff here...
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 6th, 2007
12:58:19 PM
...back in the day. What a maroon.
I remember when this site posted the McFarlane
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
01:00:02 PM
Oz statues. Some idiot posted something along the lines of "this is how dark the books are". NO THEY'RE FUCKING NOT. It's a kid's book about a 6 year old girl. Just because you tossed off to Judy Garland doesn't mean there is anything adult about Oz. Baum himself even has a quote from the introduction:

Modern education includes morality; therefore the modern child seeks only entertainment in its wonder tales and gladly dispenses with all disagreeable incident. Having this thought in mind, the story of 'The Wonderful Wizard of Oz' was written solely to please children of today. It aspires to being a modernized fairy tale, in which the wonderment and joy are retained and the heartaches and nightmares are left out

But apparently that's not good enough for McFarlane.

Although that Dorothy statue is a "little" hot

You Hear That About Comics Too, In A Way...
by Buzz Maverik
Jun 6th, 2007
01:09:51 PM
"...DAREDEVIL/X-MEN/HULK/WHATE VER was never a superhero book...except for those 300 or so issues they printed before I started reading comics last year..."
So I have to ask..
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
01:18:50 PM
If..

Green=Will

Yellow=Fear

and Pink=Love..

then what are Blue, Orange, Red, Purple, Brown, White and Black?


The best I can tell, The Reach are Blue..
I think this trend...
by Ambush Bug
Jun 6th, 2007
01:22:16 PM
of an "adult version" of this fairy tale or that children's tale has a lot in common with the way a lot of comic book characters have been treated throughout the years. "Sophisticating" the comic book characters by introducing mroe real world and adult themes has been going on for the last twenty years in comics. It's more fun to drag the characters through the mud, make fun of them, or totally deface them, and more profitable it seems if you go by sales figures. I think in some way, this is the writers' and the audience who buys the books way of exclaiming how grown up and sophisticated they are. Want to make sure everyone knows that they don't need these childish tales of morality and virtue. They're too good or cool for that kind of stuff. So if you are going to write and read funny books, you're going to write and read the ones that sully the characters in a way. In some people's minds that makes it ok for them to read books then. Sure they read comics, but only the ones that make fun of comic book standards are cool.
Brown is
by Ambush Bug
Jun 6th, 2007
01:24:43 PM
and always will be poo.
The Mr. Hanky Corps?
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
01:26:13 PM
And to be perfectly blunt.
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
01:36:29 PM
That whole trend of "sophisticating" children's story characters probably won't go away until the high divorce rate retreats. It seems the innocence of childhood is nothing but a sham scaffold hiding the Frnak Miller-ness of the real world, so only an idiot would embrace it (and why embrace something that only brings back and doesn't protect you from bad memories?). I hate the deliberate ironic distance everyone seems to embrace nowadays, even though it's a poor coping mechanism and then the Butters Kotches of the world have to keep up though they don't really get it.
Uh, the high divorce rate has retreated since 1980
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
01:41:09 PM
"the percentage of all marriages that eventually end in divorce peaked in the United States at about 41% around 1980, and has been slowly declining ever since, standing by 2002 at around 31%"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D ivorce#Statistics (I know, I know, it's Wiki, but it looks like it's citing some good sources)

Right..
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
01:42:53 PM
And what age are people who are writing comics right now?
Wheres long hair Superman?
by nelwack
Jun 6th, 2007
01:43:05 PM
Last time I bought comics weekly, Superman had long hair, Lex Luthor had even longer red hair and was posing as his own son, Superboy wore a leather jacket and Batman acted like a total dick....I guess some thing dont change.
The last 13 years of Supreman for nelwack
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 6th, 2007
01:51:35 PM
Superman realized that he was actually about 4 or 5 years behind on the mullet thing and cut it, Luthor lost his hair again when he got clone sickness (then he became President and then he became not the President), Superboy ditched the jacket in favor of jeans and a t-shirt and recently died, and Batman is still a dick. If you read "All-Star Batman and Robin" he's actually now a super-dick.
Based on the average reaction to a comic book ...
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
01:52:15 PM
I don't know, 8? 9?

I'm joking of course. My point in citing the statistic is that I doubt it has anything to do with an earlier facing of adult issues by children. Children face adult issues all the time: theft, fighting, playing doctor, etc., and always have. Look at the Little House books -- there is some seriously dark stuff happening in them. But they still maintain a cynicism-free demeanor.

I think in the end, everyone wants to be 'cool'. It became cool to be self-referential, culturally hip and cynical over the last couple decades. Frankly, I think it's because people were ultimately embarassed by the 70s. Since they lived in the 70s, the only way they could deal with that fact was to attack it ... but they couldn't attack it directly (like they could the 50s) because then they'd be attacking themselves. Thus, the subtle attack of cynicism.

And hence I Love the 80s..
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
02:19:15 PM
Good points all, I cede, though somehow I doubt the "sophistication" by certain writers eschews a working out of some of their own demons. But when "adult" issues happen to children, do they see them through adult eyes or a child's eyes? And I've read all the Little House books, numerous times - what would you call dark in them? It honestly seems like a slice-of-life and the attitude of the culture seemed to have been to take the bad times in stride.
Dark things in Little House, off the top of my head
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
02:24:52 PM
The whole Indian War council thing. The F'ing Government in Prairie. Jack dying (poor little dog)
I think its called Blake Edwards Syndrome
by rock-me Amodeo
Jun 6th, 2007
02:25:00 PM
The so-called "creative forces" can't think of a new spin on anything old, so they get an idea that everyone is cynical just like them, and all that all people really want to do is see Mary Poppins' boobs. So they make a movie like "S.O.B.", cleverly disguised as a movie about people that are cashing in on tarnished innocence...by actually tarnishing innocence. Only once the deed is done, no one seems to care anymore, and the emptiness of cynical exploitation, rather than being revealed, simply moves on to its next target. In a full circle of irony, expect to see Anne Hathaway in the full-screen cinema version of an R-rated "Alice in Underwearland."
Dagnabbit, what happened to my post?!?
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
02:25:39 PM
Aargghh.
Dagnabbit, I know what I did. *sigh*
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
02:26:13 PM
Never use an ascii arrow in a post. Let's see if I can remember what I typed ...
Or I could be full of crap...
by rock-me Amodeo
Jun 6th, 2007
02:26:19 PM
...which is always a viable thought.
Dark things in Little House, off the top of my head
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
02:28:15 PM
The whole Indian War council thing. The F'ing Government in Prairie. Jack dying (poor little dog). 12 year olds marrying. Mary's eyesight. Pa out in the blizzard for 4 days. The Long Winter.

It's not that they're Hostel 2 'dark', but more 'stuff children shouldn't have to deal with' dark. Back then, you were allowed to be a child, but you had to be a mature child. Today's children are trying to be immature adults. There's a huge realm of difference there.

Wait a minute.....
by Psynapse
Jun 6th, 2007
02:40:48 PM
Are you telling me NONE of you see the wry humor inherent in doing a T&A take on a VICTORIAN tale? 'Cuz I sure as hell do......(or is it that none of you can just say 'Not my cup of tea' without having to intellectually justify yourself first?)
Psynapse: You lost me
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
02:45:58 PM
Are you saying the Victorian Era had no T&A? Because that's a load of bollocks my friend.

I think most of us are just tired of it. It's been done before. Many times. Many, many times (granted, sometimes it was Fan Fic, but still). Heck, wasn't Lost Girls originally published in the 80s?

LXG the Movie was a giant pile of steaming crap
by Squashua
Jun 6th, 2007
02:49:10 PM
And nothing like the supposed "source material".

Don't let anyone ever try to tell you otherwise.

Flames on Nipples == Optimus on Batsuit.
I don't care if it's Alice in Wonderland or Lady Death
by Shigeru
Jun 6th, 2007
03:08:50 PM
I see a cover and pages like that, with Liefieldian (tm) women's skirts blowing up, and I pass. Wake me when something interesting happens.
WTF Chrth!?!?
by Psynapse
Jun 6th, 2007
03:30:14 PM
Wow man, way to read into a statement. Umm, no, I wasn't saying that at all. What I was implying is that considering the uptight social morals that were 'the norm' during that time that a T&A take on a story from that era strikes my irony bone. 'Cuz, y'know, when you are cynically decrying cynicism, well, um....yeeeeah.
Wow
by Defrost
Jun 6th, 2007
05:42:06 PM
A good review for Teen Titans. I don't see how anyone could think it was good seeing as the entire point of it seemed to be Tim kicking Jason Todd in the balls to make a once bad ass character look like a little bitch.
Where's the Prof?
by Prof Challenger
Jun 6th, 2007
05:55:36 PM
Here I am. Been dealing with a personal issue involving Dr. Who and his sonic screwdriver. Should be back up to full power next week and able to jump back into the game and continue my well-worn path of pissing off DC, Marvel, and pre-pubescent Talkbackers. :)
LXG movie vs. LXG comic
by Prof Challenger
Jun 6th, 2007
06:01:09 PM
Lubbed the comic. Lub the moobie. But for entirely different reasons. I love the comic because it's about as close to classic lit as a super-hero comic can get. Plus I love the "Where's Waldo" game of trying to identify all the refs. I love the movie because it's a cool looking trashy little illogical and confusing piece of crap that entertains the hell out of me. Sue me. Sometimes bad movies are fun to watch.
LXG movie was lamer than Christopher Reeve
by Psynapse
Jun 6th, 2007
06:21:58 PM
'Cept fer that part where vampire chick goes all 'Storm of Bats' during that otherwise retarded chase scene in Vienna.
Most "Victoriana" Is A Reaction To Victorian Social...
by Buzz Maverik
Jun 6th, 2007
06:32:09 PM
...morals. Gawd, I hate the term Victoriana, even though I like to read the stuff. The Tyler Durden in me smacks the Jack in me and says,"Why do guys like us even know what that is?" But we are literate so...

The list is long and far better people than me have cited far numerous sources and I'm tired but let's see: Dracula as a repressed woman's sexual fantasty. Mr. Hyde as Dr. Jeckyll's (never can spell that one, ain't gonna look)repressed homosexuality, and all that damned opium everybody got to smoke in everything from THE MYSTERY OF EDWIN DROOD to Sherlock Holmes, who also shot up cocaine, etc.

Personally, I think we oughta move on to another repressed time, like the 1950s or something.

The Sentry had valid reasoning...
by Zebtron A. Rama
Jun 6th, 2007
06:47:31 PM
I thought he was holding back in reaction to Black Bolt holding back. A sort of "cold war" if you will, between the two sides.
...
by blackthought
Jun 6th, 2007
07:29:52 PM
goal!
Huh, Buzz...
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
08:29:50 PM
Makes you kinda wish we had a bit more of a repressed era.. The collective unconscious seems tapped out and all anyone's doing anymore are Marxist power fantasies.

Unless you consider political correctness...though we'd need another 10 years for it to properly deepen and the global warming hysteria could surely help and...though maybe with the desperate housewives and the Yo Yo Ma soundtracks...
The thing is, the Victorians already mined their
by chrth
Jun 6th, 2007
08:35:19 PM
repression! The entire point of Jekyll and Hyde was that Doctor Jekyll -- who was a lot closer to 50 than is commonly portrayed -- wanted to transform himself into someone else who could indulge in his repressed urges. I mean, that's the book. The problem is that he gets addicted to it -- so addicted that his changes move outside of his control, resulting in *SPOILERS* murder and finally murder/suicide. The story does double duty here: it points out that Victorians are repressed, and then turns around and says maybe that's a good thing, because the other result is chaos (conversely, it might be condemning Jekyll for not justing indulging in those urges himself naturally -- any English Majors know for sure?)

This is the core of my response to Psynapse: the Victorians may have been stereotyped as repressed (even by themselves), but there is countless evidence it didn't work: Jack the Ripper didn't kill milkmaids, you know. And as Camille Paglia points out, there was a definitive rise in homosexuality in Victorian Times.

Therefore, those who think that Victoriana needs to have abundant sex as a counterpoint to the original Victorians really need to do a little more study of the period.

Go get 'em Prof!
by Thalya
Jun 6th, 2007
08:36:50 PM
I have no idea who, what, or why, just go get 'em!

(*bonks her head* ergh, and that's the caffeine v5.3 not working properly.. Back to the lab, Otis..)
True crth, or go read some Victorian porn.
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 7th, 2007
07:04:03 AM
Filthy, filthy stuff. Moore didn't just make up all that incest and pedophilia in "Lost Girls" - he was pretty clearly inspired by the dirty books of the time.
chrth
by Shigeru
Jun 7th, 2007
09:03:01 AM
good post, sir.
Seargent rock-me
by trombone
Jun 7th, 2007
10:23:53 AM
Sorry man, that's not really a review. That's your personal problems with what is going on in the issue. As an issue, it reads great. And the Sentry has been shown to clam up before. He's just stopped because he thinks too much. It's part of his character and one of the reasons Iron Man has him on the team is because he believes in him. I've not been the military, but I do know a LOT of people who are/were in Iraq, and ALL of them have SERIOUS doubts about the leadership--which is shown very well by the Sentry's actions.

The story is great. The build-up to Blackbolt's unleashing is great and the art is fantastic for this otherworldly Inhumans thing.
Well DUH
by Psynapse
Jun 7th, 2007
10:46:35 AM
You know who you are.....(*_^)
*blinks* uh?
by Thalya
Jun 7th, 2007
10:49:33 AM
Paranoia and arrow-in-leg, that's all I have to say.
Oh and thanks...
by Psynapse
Jun 7th, 2007
11:26:13 AM
For the VERY obvious assumption that I had no idea what I was talking about....
Victorian novels are dull...
by loodabagel
Jun 7th, 2007
11:31:03 AM
Frankenstein, Dr. Jeckyll, read those back in the day and didn't care for them much. The reason modern day Victoriporn is so popular is that all of the scarf wearing, PBR swilling, Pavement listening hipsters of today don't want to bother reading something they don't find interesting. It's much easier to pick up a comic book, flip through, pause to look at tits now and then, and then assume that the comic contained actual truths about the original story. Hipsters can then impress their friends with their knowledge of Victorian literature. (It's cool because they did opium, dig?) It's a bit like "Kafka-esque."
Loodabagel, you're so intelligent...
by loodabagel
Jun 7th, 2007
11:42:35 AM
I'm amazed by your knowledge. Have a PBR on me. Then we can drink some coffee and sulk. You're so "Kafka-esque." All the hipster ladies must be amazed by your knowledge. Please have hipster sex with me.
trombone
by rock-me Amodeo
Jun 7th, 2007
12:12:14 PM
No, it really IS a review. I discussed the the art, the direction and the plot. The story DOES read great. That said, I had a reaction to the storyline and shared it. It may not have been YOUR reaction, but that is what happens in a review. And as I said, I don't discount the opinion of Sentry - people are allowed to have doubts - but I was personally perturbed seeing him wrestle with them while his peers' lives were on the line. There is a time for thoughts and discussions like that. I don't think combat is one of them. But that is just my reaction. Your review of my review is kind of like my review of the issue - I didn't like your opinion, but that doesn't make your opinion, or your review, invalid. Yes?
Psynapse: You're welcome
by chrth
Jun 7th, 2007
12:34:23 PM
Just kidding, buddy, never my intent, I assure you
jason todds balls...
by sonnyhooper
Jun 7th, 2007
12:42:38 PM
....i was kinda hoping that the teen titans would start a trend with that scene of jason getting kicked in the nuts by tim. DC could publish a book called "365" with an issue comming out every day of the year. the book would consist of one splash page depicting a diffrent character in the DCU kicking jason todd in the balls. then in the final issue "uncle" joker would beat jasons head in with a crowbar (again) toss him in a shallow grave and fill it with cement and say "..and this time STAY dead, you little jerk!"
Okay now I like you again...
by Psynapse
Jun 7th, 2007
02:00:36 PM
Though my vagina remains quite sandy today. Customers suck rancid pustulent ass today...
Shouldn't everyone kick Jason Todd in the balls?
by Psynapse
Jun 7th, 2007
02:11:01 PM
I hear ALL of the cool kids are doing it.
New comics!
by loodabagel
Jun 7th, 2007
02:16:28 PM
I don't hate my store as much anymore. I picked up the first issue of this Fear Agent Miniseries, Jonah Hex, The Loners, and Avengers Initiative, all titles previously unavailable. Next month, I'll also get Punisher Max and The Exterminators. (Didn't want to pick up the last issues of the stories) I'm in a surprisingly good mood.
I wanted to...
by loodabagel
Jun 7th, 2007
02:27:30 PM
But decided a nice eye-gouging would be a welcome change of pace.
Yo Looda!
by Psynapse
Jun 7th, 2007
05:59:04 PM
Does your LCS do subs? If so why aren't they ordering what you want for you?
....
by blackthought
Jun 7th, 2007
10:17:27 PM
.......
It's not a comic shop...
by loodabagel
Jun 7th, 2007
10:33:23 PM
Just a store that happens to sell comics. For a while, I thought they were phasing them out completely, but now, all of a sudden, their selection improved tenfold.
Comics and the Four Elements...
by Thalya
Jun 7th, 2007
11:06:05 PM
Yet another wacky idea that came to me while I was waiting for the train tonight. I was putting on my Scott McCloud hat while pondering how different elemental characters could have their stories told in comics, then the idea hit, I extrapolated out to art in general, then back in:

There are four aspects to art, of which any medium can, at best, well-encompass three: image, motion, word, sound.

Take a play, for instance: word is easy enough, it's all about the script; the actors are right there in front of you controlling the motion and producing sound; yet when it comes to image you can't help but notice the scenery and all for its faux-ness. The image aspect is weak for that medium.

For comics, you've got strong image and word, and motion is the hallmark of good craftmanship, yet the pages are soundless (say what you will about sound FX, but they're mostly word-based and you don't experience them as "sound").

And oh yeah, the four elements.. You can take my word for it (or go here for a pretty thorough write-up: http://tinyurl.com/fpwjg), but image=Earth, motion=Water, word=Air, sound=Fire. That said, I think were there experimental ways to bring sound to comics (perhaps music?), it would cease to be an art form and become a level of being. That, or I'm tired and incoherent. 'Night!
This is what happens....
by Psynapse
Jun 8th, 2007
10:15:29 AM
When a math nerd has too much time on their hands.
flames on optimus=
by loodabagel
Jun 8th, 2007
10:16:56 AM
Money in the bank.
Hey! I'm not a math nerd..
by Thalya
Jun 8th, 2007
10:24:10 AM
It just comes easily to me. I don't nerd out or actually read math books, mind you (why would I when I can think about T.O.E.s?).

Just think what I'd come up with if I did drugs though!
Honey please.....
by Psynapse
Jun 8th, 2007
10:32:24 AM
Being a nerd is genetic just like being a geek (raises hand). (Though the traditional definition of geek would require me to bite the heads off of chickens)
Ok, but while we're on the subject of definitions..
by Thalya
Jun 8th, 2007
10:37:34 AM
What does it mean "to nerd" vs "to geek", and, while we're at it, "to dork"?
4 elements and comics...
by sonnyhooper
Jun 8th, 2007
11:02:57 AM
.....i actually know a few people who listen to music while reading their comics. so it's not all that far off from what you suggest. but i imagine that getting the right music for the right book takes some serious time and consideration, prehaps more that it's worth?
jason todd has choosen HD-DVD, here's why..
by sonnyhooper
Jun 8th, 2007
11:04:51 AM
...they both should be dead. *rim shot*
On music and comics..
by Thalya
Jun 8th, 2007
11:14:29 AM
You never know.. I've got this great fight scene in my head that extends over the course of a book that's choreographed to Stabbing Westward's "Save Yourself". It also helps that music itself is the cause of a character's powers, so..

I bet, moreover, it could be feasible if a creator simply listed a playlist with tracks and times in the preface/"previously in.." page, or included a link to an iTunes playlist or, maybe if it were an indie publisher, included a mini-CD with the specific tracks for the book..
...
by blackthought
Jun 8th, 2007
11:16:39 AM
...
Maverik's Community Collegiate Dictionary Defines Geek.
by Buzz Maverik
Jun 8th, 2007
12:55:45 PM
...nerd and dork as terms that intelligent, artistic fans of genre medium and entertainment should never use to belittle themselves, because you never heard of a football nerd or a Nascar geek and those people are really fucking sick.
Geek>Nerd>Dork
by Psynapse
Jun 8th, 2007
03:17:32 PM
Now you know......
Geek>Nerd>Dork
by Psynapse
Jun 8th, 2007
03:21:32 PM
Now you know....
Goddammit
by Psynapse
Jun 8th, 2007
03:23:07 PM
damn double posts!!
They must be related to the dirty apes..
by Thalya
Jun 8th, 2007
03:40:59 PM
I don't know...
by loodabagel
Jun 10th, 2007
12:17:52 AM
There's definitely film geeks. And I definitely know a few people I could call football geeks. A dork genuinely defies categories. Anyone can be a dork. For example, I could be a dork because I read comics and listen to Weezer. But someone could also be a dork because they play too much WoW. Or if you know the names of every player in the British Premiere League, you're certainly a dork. If you're a fat kid who's not as funny as you think you are, you're a dork. Nerds are those who piss even me off most of the time. Nerds are a very timid people. In other news, did you know there was a math question about ALice in Wonderland on this year's ACT?
Math question on Alice in Wonderland?
by Thalya
Jun 10th, 2007
09:39:18 AM
Did it have T&A?
,,,
by blackthought
Jun 10th, 2007
01:40:39 PM
oh...
Ambush Bug - older Spadefoots
by mbeemer
Jun 11th, 2007
06:42:05 AM
Sorry, I made a note to check on this and forgot about it - Plug the URL for the Spadefoot comics into www.archive.org. It archives web sites and I think you'll find the earlier Spadefoot pages there.
These talkbacks are the reason...
by Lolthien
Jun 11th, 2007
07:33:20 AM
I come to AICN at all. Sure there are assholes.. and @SSHOLES, but the latter are willing to embarrass the hell out of the former and good times are had by all. By far the most entertaining and 'on-topic' column on the site. Keep up the good work!
Well now that I think about it...
by loodabagel
Jun 11th, 2007
11:30:14 AM
The question in uh, question went something like "In Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland, Alice drinks a potion that shrinks her down to 10 inches. Later, she eats a cake that makes her larger. Her growth can be described by the equation blah blah blah. In how many seconds will she be ten feet tall? So, I suppose you could try really, really hard to get something out of that.
Hmmm...
by Thalya
Jun 11th, 2007
11:52:49 AM
I wonder if you could apply that to Pinocchio somehow..
disney's pinocchio?
by blackthought
Jun 11th, 2007
12:13:51 PM
or fables' pinocchio?
Probably Fables...
by Thalya
Jun 11th, 2007
12:22:52 PM
Though mind you, I've only gotten through the third trade so far. But "wow" for the consistent goodness..
Ok, just checking...
by Thalya
Jun 11th, 2007
02:32:16 PM
Who do I have to kill and sodomize before someone reads my fanfic? 'Cause that'd, like, be good to know and stuff..
My apologies T.....
by Psynapse
Jun 11th, 2007
02:41:29 PM
47.5 hours last week, 48.5 the week before and this week is more of the same. It's taking all I've got to survive that and get through the weeklies (comics) and these damn boxed sets of 'The OC' (it's like crack I swear)......
ouch, Psy..
by Thalya
Jun 11th, 2007
03:16:02 PM
*Morrisons reprieve* Though I dare say the fanfic might outdo some of your weeklies...
See? Confidence!
by Psynapse
Jun 11th, 2007
03:39:40 PM
*mwah!* baby!
Though....
by Psynapse
Jun 11th, 2007
03:47:08 PM
I DID sell $192,650.00 worth of hydraulic cylinders and components in the month of May. I DON'T get commission though......
A buh? That was all almost dada...
by Thalya
Jun 11th, 2007
03:59:31 PM
But you did stay at a Holiday Inn Express, right? Right? Or at least get benefits?

I think the confidence issue has dropped to the backburner if anywhere. But it's been like I've been holding my breath for 3+ weeks with all the fun and goodness remaining embedded in the words I wrote. I can only exhale when the release caused by others reading it and enjoying it happens. I only spent a year writing it.. [/guilt trip]

And I mean, can you really argue with..

Grant Morrison: Arm-Fall-Off Boy!

Dave: Man! Arm-Fall-Off MAN!!!
Actually...
by Psynapse
Jun 11th, 2007
04:45:15 PM
The 'confidence' remark was a line stolen from 'The OC' and referring to you having confidence in your work. The other comments was (of course) referring to my job....hey wait, that IS kind of DaDa....huh....
GM: Why have one when you can have fifty!
by Thalya
Jun 11th, 2007
04:57:54 PM
Nothing like practice pieces to get a sense of where you are skillwise vs where you want to be.. Now I've got three stories (the fanfic's only one of 'em) in development in my head all at once, but oddly, I'm not going crazy - I'm just not bored or having the potential to get frustrated now.. That and I'm a bit more confident about the actual comics medium, so look out, I guess?
Get 'em!
by Psynapse
Jun 11th, 2007
06:25:22 PM
(*_^)
Ok..
by Thalya
Jun 12th, 2007
01:06:35 PM
Where the hell is everyone today?
Wait, wait, WAIT!
by GreatA'Tuin
Jun 12th, 2007
01:30:09 PM
Hold on for a second here. Tits and ass is a BAD THING? Mini-skirts and low-cut tops NOT awesome. WTFIWWYFP? Didn't read Silent War. Didn't read Civil War. Wanna know why? Because there's an imposter in the EiC chair. Fat Joe is a mediocre artist with delusions of importance, and he's letting his fuck buddies Millar and Bendover..er..Bendis ruin the Marvel U because someone kicked sand in their eyes and stole their lunch money as children. HEY, FUCKHOLES! THEY'RE NOT REAL JOCKS! YOU'RE NOT GETTING BACK AT THE FOOTBALL TEAM BY RUINING SUPER HEROES! And none of you fuckers give me shit about who wrote what and that I'm blaming the wrong guys. Bendis started this shit with Dis-Assembled, Millar wrote Civil War, and Fat Joe LET them. I still say that it was Brubakers idea to kill off Cap just so he'd never have to write about Cap "finding himself" with his cell-mate over a glass of toilet bowl Merlot. Fuck Joey and the Pussy....cats. Fuck them in their stupid asses. I will not read Marvel unless one of three things happens. First, Joey Q. dies, quits or is fired. Second, Stan the Man walks up to Fat Joe, Bendii and Limey at a Con panel and proceeds to kick them all square in the nuts while an in-constume Lou Ferrigno (SP? but really who the fuck could spell that?) dry-humps them all at the same time. Last, and the only way it happens with the current management, is if Joey, Bendass and limey all hold a press conference all while dressed as a Leifield (SP? but really who give a shit?) drawn Thor complete with horrible be-banged mullet, singing an original composition apologizing for all of their transactions, including some I didn't catch myself. They're "creators", let the fuckers be creative!
i'm not sure...
by blackthought
Jun 12th, 2007
05:25:13 PM
i have gaged your feelings on marvel's eic yet...do you have more?
Oh! Yeah, no prob BT.
by GreatA'Tuin
Jun 12th, 2007
05:41:48 PM
No sir...I don't like'em.
In the words of the Wu-Tang...
by loodabagel
Jun 12th, 2007
09:47:58 PM
I'll fuckin pull his tongue out with an stab that shit with a rusty screw driver. I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedbost with your asscheeks all spread out like, and put a hanger on the stove and let that shit shit there for like a half and then shove it up your ass slowlike. Ssssssss... Yeah, it's good to get some violence in there.
...
by blackthought
Jun 12th, 2007
10:14:56 PM
ditto
Last.
by loodabagel
Oct 6th, 2008
08:24:43 PM
Holy crap. This is a 2 year old talkback, and the majority of my posts seem to have missing words. I must've had a sucky keyboard or something...
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