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Mr. First!
by Jubba
May 30th, 2007
08:21:06 AM
I have passes to see this movie...i wonder if i should skip it...
FIRST
by Cletus Van Damme
May 30th, 2007
08:21:07 AM
eat it
second by a second?
by Cletus Van Damme
May 30th, 2007
08:21:34 AM
F me. I guess I'll eat it.
Wyrm is a tool!
by PhantomSpazzz
May 30th, 2007
08:21:34 AM
I hate that guy
tastes good, cletus.
by Jubba
May 30th, 2007
08:21:37 AM
yum ;)
You mean Dane Cook can't act?
by lost.rules
May 30th, 2007
08:22:01 AM
Or be funny?
Will this have as many false endings as 'The Guardian'?
by Spandau Belly
May 30th, 2007
08:24:04 AM
I thought that flick was over like fifteen times!
Lol, Jubba
by Cletus Van Damme
May 30th, 2007
08:24:08 AM
Exactly
HURT is the bomb...but not enough to get me to see this
by mrsinister7381
May 30th, 2007
08:24:31 AM
John Hurt rocks.
I could have told you
by Rat Fink
May 30th, 2007
08:25:05 AM
that this movie would suck. Anything with Costner and Dane Cook is guaranteed to be a bonified piece of shit. Dane Cook is such a faggot
Oh, so Dane Cook CAN Act!
by lost.rules
May 30th, 2007
08:25:19 AM
But he's still not funny.
Ummmm
by Colonel Activity
May 30th, 2007
08:28:04 AM
They made that movie you're describing; they called it "American Psycho". But yeah, I hate the whole "wounded/tough/haunted" female cop character, too. Like Sandra in "Murder By Numbers"? Get her the fuck out of that Leopold and Loeb inspired flick! I noticed the TV spots for this flick...it looked like it was trying to be too many things at once.
Really? You mean the studio ruined the movie...
by lost.rules
May 30th, 2007
08:28:58 AM
by giving it typical Hollywood good guy? Wow. I thought studios always wanted ORIGINALITY in their movies. Huh.
I got 'em
by Kragmose
May 30th, 2007
08:38:17 AM
And I smoke 'em! Demi Moore is shit.. not hot, never beeen hot.
"You're too close to this case, Demi Moore!"
by Franklin T Marmoset
May 30th, 2007
08:39:45 AM
"The chief's been chewin' me a new asshole! I wanna see results or you'll be ridin' a desk 'til you collect your pension! Now, gimme your gun and your badge and whatnot! YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!"
I heard that...
by Colonel Activity
May 30th, 2007
08:41:45 AM
Costner fucks cats in this movie. True story.
Demi Moore
by Rat Fink
May 30th, 2007
08:42:06 AM
was an annoying bitch in the 80's. Trying to be hot & sexy in the 90's but failed. And now she's just an old deteriorating pile of crusty puss.
Mr. Massawyrm is a Mr. Douchebag
by dammitchloe
May 30th, 2007
08:42:24 AM
can the guy be any more holier than thou in his reviews? what a pompous ass.
demi moore
by dammitchloe
May 30th, 2007
08:46:30 AM
might have been annoying in the '80s, but she was damn hot. i still go for the Ghost look, but i remember thinking she was gorgeous in One Crazy Summer. what a decade to be a teenager. phoebe cates, demi moore, jennifer jason leigh, jennifer connelly...
Any truth to the rumor that
by Colonel Activity
May 30th, 2007
08:49:30 AM
Costner fucks cats in this movie? Hmmmmmm?
It has Dane Cook and Kevin Costner
by Jor-El23
May 30th, 2007
08:54:44 AM
and it sounds like the plot of The 3, written by Donald Kauffman. Of course it sucks
Dane Cook is a piece of shit
by IJUSTLIKEMOVIES
May 30th, 2007
09:00:21 AM
It can't be said enough.
"You're a loose cannon, Demi Moore!"
by Franklin T Marmoset
May 30th, 2007
09:03:02 AM
He-he. Someone needs to do a new 'cop on the ragged edge' story. I know they're out of fashion these days, but I have fond memories of those films. Those crazy rebellious copper types were always getting into vilolent scrapes, then getting shouted at by their bosses. It was great.

In conclusion, more films about divorced alcoholic police officers who break all the rules and beat people up are needed. Please get on that right away, Hollywood types.

To echo IJUSTLIKEMOVIES:
by BGDAWES
May 30th, 2007
09:03:24 AM
Dane Cook is a piece of shit. It honestly can't be said enough. Too bad there's not a law against being a complete douche, otherwise he'd be in sing-sing.
I recommend everyone just watch DEXTER.
by brokentusk
May 30th, 2007
09:19:38 AM
Sounds to me like that is what this film is trying to be, but isn't.
Brokentusk is right
by Cletus Van Damme
May 30th, 2007
09:21:08 AM
Dexter is awesome, as well-written and acted as The Shield. I can't wait for season 2.
"You're off the case McGarnagle!"
by Spazwankle
May 30th, 2007
09:28:22 AM
"No chief! You're off your case"
Franklin T, this Bud's for you!
by Spandau Belly
May 30th, 2007
09:38:20 AM
HITTER: A Spandau Belly Production

John Hitter was bad cop in bad city with bad credit and a bad rash until one day he's called in to track down a missing state witness. After a muscle car chase through Chinatown Hitter finally tracks down the witness who mutters something about not being able to beat City Hall before killing himself.

Hitter hits the streets, hits the bottle, hits the skids, hits the limit and hits it big time unravelling a case of greed and corruption in that goes all the way to the corridors of power. His sarge calls him into his office and tells Hitter his methods are reckless and demands Hitter's badge and gun. Hitter blows him away and throws the badge on his corpse and then gets a car full of dynamite and drives into City Hall shooting corrupt cops by the hundreds. He finally confronts the mayor who reveals his evil plans, perversions, and cackles. The mayor has a sniper who shoots Hitter in the back and stands over him cackling and thinking he's won until Hitter pulls a detonator out his pockets and they all die together in a giant explosion.
"You're a loose cannon, Spandau Belly!"
by Franklin T Marmoset
May 30th, 2007
10:09:33 AM
I would see that film in a second. In fact, if I had several millions of dollars laying around, I would give you one of those greenlights the Hollywood types are always going on about. We may have to change the ending, though, so we can have Hitter 2: Hitter's Revenge. This time, IT'S PERSONAL!
hehehe Loose Cannons
by Bloo
May 30th, 2007
10:43:44 AM
wasn't that a film starring Jay leno and Pat Morita? too bad Morita is dead...Leno is retiring soon, maybe he can play HITTER
Dane Cook is no Douchebag
by Douche Baggins
May 30th, 2007
10:44:01 AM
Are you using douchebag as some sort of slur?! Sir, that is a hate crime against douchebags!! Dane Cook is a talentless, unfunny, dumbass.
Quick Question about Costner's cat-fucking scene
by Gwai L0
May 30th, 2007
10:46:19 AM
I have this movie as a series of Realplayer files on a Zip Disk, but I don't want to watch the whole thing. Could someone tell me at what point in the movie Costner fucks a cat? Is it half an hour in, or towards the end, or when?

Thanks in advance...

HITTER 2: THE CRACKBREAKTAKEDOWN!
by Spandau Belly
May 30th, 2007
10:54:35 AM
I don't want to change the ending to Hitter prt 1, I'll have him die and then he'll just be magically alive and a full cop again in the sequel. People will think it's a prequel, except that he'll die again at the end of the this one, too. This will leave audiences confused and force then to want to rewatch the first one boosting DVD sales and funding Hitter 3.

I want the sequel to revolve around Hitter going after the woman who gave him his rash and going Death Wish-style on every pimp in the city. I also want Hitter to have that classic scene where he encounters his ex-wife who's now a brain-dead syphallis loonie and Hitter breaks down and cries.

I also don't have a problem having Hitter take place in several cities at once. We'll film it like it's all one city but occasionally have them drive by the Statue of Liberty and then go twisting down some San Francisco-style hilled streets in the same sequence.

I would really like Steve Buscemi to play a snitch in a scene where Hitter tortures the snitch and gets the info he wants, but then kills him anyway and lights a cigarello with a flaming 100 dollar bill and walks out of the billiard hall like nothing happened.
Demi Moore is a cat-fucking cop on the edge!
by the_outsider
May 30th, 2007
10:58:48 AM
The re-writes will get her more involved in the story. "Your gun, your badge and the bullpen cat, if you please!"
Remember the Police Chief from "Last Action Hero"?
by Daddylonghead
May 30th, 2007
10:59:51 AM
"The Chamber of Commerce is doing cartwheels in my cocoa factory!"

I continue to think Last Action Hero was severely underrated. Loved that flick.

Dane Cook
by theflashjla
May 30th, 2007
11:04:09 AM
He is clearly funny to a lot of people because the guy is damn successful, and also the guy just got a fucking good write up not just in this review but elsewhere so get off his back because clearly this film wasnt a train wreck cos he was in it. If you dont find him funny dont watch his comedy, its nothing to get worked up about.
Massawyrm should stop posting these.
by Freefinger
May 30th, 2007
11:39:51 AM
He doesn't know how to write an actual review, "It's good, it's bad, It's great, It gets bad..." I mean you should take a minute and actually from an opinion intead of bash anything without actually thinking first...

Try to view the movie for what it is then write, don,t just get your incredibly unfocused ridiculous and completely ass-raping view of a movie with a catch phrase of "Mr. Massawyrm Sees MR. BROOKS And Says it Mr. Sucks!!" then go on about how good the movie plays out then bash it because you weren't able to follow a story because you can't put a puzzle togheter.

If you say it's bad, then it must be good.

Massa sees Mr. Brooks and sez Demi Moore's character
by skimn
May 30th, 2007
11:57:41 AM
sucks!!" should be the tagline. I agree with the above post, it sounds like this is more of an interesting disapointment than a total failure.
Puppy
by skimn
May 30th, 2007
12:04:20 PM
Maybe he's got something for Ashton, thus his hatred of Demi.
Kevin Costner
by kwisatzhaderach
May 30th, 2007
12:05:22 PM
One of the few actors left in Hollywood that has any integrity. Open Range was amazing. I'll buy a ticket for this to support Kev. More westerns please Kevin!
Oh Wyrmm you're such a Drama Queen!
by Borgnine JR
May 30th, 2007
12:07:52 PM
Do you cry after watching others have sex?
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A FILM WITH DANE COOK IN IT???
by Err
May 30th, 2007
12:36:37 PM
Seriously, he sucks as an actor and a comedian.
Understand
by skimn
May 30th, 2007
12:59:05 PM
Madonna saw Mr. Brooks and said it was "neat".
I'll See This Just For Dane Cook
by ZoeFan
May 30th, 2007
01:31:34 PM
NOT. Dane Cook = Not Funny
everett robert
by lopan
May 30th, 2007
02:12:37 PM
collision course is what youre thinking of. loose cannon has dan aykroyd and gene hackman
lopan
by Bloo
May 30th, 2007
02:24:44 PM
oh yes you are correct, ahh the height of 80's buddy comedy movies, cumilating of course with Burt Reynolds in Cop and a half...
And re:Open Range
by Bloo
May 30th, 2007
02:25:14 PM
that is a really great western
"Mr. Brooks" looks like a peoce of shit
by The Central Scrutinizer
May 30th, 2007
02:29:26 PM
The first clue that this movie sucks is the presence of Dane Cook. I actually have free passes for this stink bomb and I'm not going to use them.
Dane cook
by theflashjla
May 30th, 2007
02:37:39 PM
Why does everyone keep saying Dane Cook isnt funny. This is a serious role so why the fuck do you care if he is funny. He is getting good reviews so get over whether you like his comedy or not
theflashjla...
by Err
May 30th, 2007
02:41:42 PM
Dane Cook still has "funny lines" and will help to provide some comic relief in the film. I don't care if it's a more serious role or more serious tone, he's still the funny man of the film and his acting/comedy suck.
YOU KNOW..
by The Real MiraJeff
May 30th, 2007
02:50:04 PM
I'm gonna see this one, I think it looks cool and I love serial killer movies, but this review scared me a little, because I can totally understand where Massa's coming from, and the comparison to Murder by Numbers is really worrisome. That was a good movie with two solid performances from Gosling and Michael Pitt, but it became a Sandra Bullock movie and gave her a lamestory about her chest is all scarred from being nearly murdered. I hope that's not the type of character Demi plays, and I REALLY hope she doesn't turn out to be a serial killer too, because I don't know what Massa meant by one too many killers in this movie, but I didn't like the sound of it one bit. I can't wait to see Costner and Hurt's repoire onscreen and I think I like Dane more than most, excited to see him in a dramatic turn. Make no mistake, Knocked Up is the movie you should be spending your money on this weekend, but I'll definitely give this one a chance, I just hope it's not as disappointing as Massa says, cuz usually he and I are in agreement. As bad as Demi may be, I completely recognize how insanely hot she is, and totally understand why a guy like Ashton, who could have any young starlet in town, would want to settle down with someone 20 yrs his senior and her kids. She's gorgeous. I never thought so back in those Ghost years, but damn, Demi Moore is the ultimate MILF, and her voice is sexy as hell. If I had a million dollars like Redford, I'd totally make a play for her.
No, Mirajeff...
by Massawyrm 1
May 30th, 2007
03:14:54 PM
This is EXACTLY like Murder by Numbers. You feel where I'm coming from. You are gonna dig almost everything without Demi and loath everything with her. And Franklin's early joking about cop cliche's kinda hits the nail on the head. This really does get pretty bad at times.
Kevin Costner hasn't made a good film in a decade...
by Err
May 30th, 2007
03:54:08 PM
and he isn't about to start now.
I FEEL YOU
by The Real MiraJeff
May 30th, 2007
04:02:02 PM
Massa, I feel you. I mean, I'll have to judge for myself, but I can totally believe it. As soon as I saw the trailer for this, it felt like Dane and Demi were both there to do sort of the same thing. Like I said, I'm still looking forward to it and have to make up my own mind, but I remember how high my hopes were for Murder by Numbers and how disappointed I was at the end of that one. One interesting thing to note here, is that the director of Mr. Brooks hasn't been behind the camera since Kuffs, which I saw for like my 8th birthday party and still consider one of my favorite guilty pleasures. I also feel like Brooks could've done a whole lot better if it opened earlier in the year. It doesn't feel like a summer movie at all, but I feel like it was scared off of a late winter/spring release thanks to crap like Number 23, and semi-crap like Disturbia and Fracture. Too bad. Because I would not want to have to open up against Knocked Up, which will almost certainly defy expectations, whatever those should be.
1. Re-edit the DVD release
by Det. John Kimble
May 30th, 2007
04:41:53 PM
1a. Excise the Demi Moore and see if the structure still holds up. 2. Rename it "Mr. Brooks: Portrait of a Serial Killer" 3. ???? 4. Profit
my take on animal structure
by BadMrWonka
May 30th, 2007
04:45:44 PM
first off, the guy is a hoot. 40 year old virgin? not funny...talented Mr. Ripley (multiple oscar nominee)? not a good film...

nothing will top when he said Gandhi was a violent prick and the war in Iraq was going great.

my take on it? somehow Animal Structure was involved in a horrible Taco Bell drive thru accident where he was all mangled and stuck in his car for hours. during this time, his head was LITERALLY stuck partially up his ass. all he had to eat for hours on end was the Taco Bell burritos he had just recieved before the accident. unfortunately, before he could be rescued, they passed completely through his system, and he was forced to expell them through his anus. due to the unfortunate position he was in, this caused part of his brain to actually be filled with burning taco diarrhea. in yet another horrible coincidence, the part of the brain affected was the opinion and reason center, in the right frontal lobe.

poor guy. he is literally a "shit for brains"

Bad Writing? Homogenized rules?
by Movies_Suck
May 30th, 2007
04:52:11 PM
This, from the guy who gave a positive review to Pirates 3, a movie written by committee. A racist movie at that. I'm sure Mr. Brooks sucks but I think the reviewer lacks the credibility to ever criticize bad writing in film, because like I said he liked POTC:AWE.
ah yes, the old talkbacker logic conundrum.
by BadMrWonka
May 30th, 2007
05:19:13 PM
reviewer liked movie A.
I didn't like movie A.
reviewer is wrong about movie A.
reviewer must be wrong about everything.
reviewer didn't like movie B.
I don't like movie B either.
but reviewer is wrong about everything, so how can we agree?
masturbate with action figures and cry.
Spandau Belly
by BillyPilgrim
May 30th, 2007
05:20:55 PM
How about, Hitter 2 : Hit Harder. Say it a few times. Try it on for size. How about Hitter ending up in the slammer? A cop solving crime while in the clink is always good entertainment. Why am I more interested in Hitter than Mr.Brooks??? Weird.......
Why is Demi Moore still allowed to make movies?
by Doc_Strange
May 30th, 2007
05:51:18 PM
EVERYTHING she comes out in sucks. OK, Ghost was pretty good but all she did was cry like a bitch. All her other films just go to show why she's a terrible actress. I don't care how buff she got for GI Jane, her co-stars kicked the shit out of her acting-wise. To make matters worse, she's married to arguably the worst actor in Hollywood, Ashton Kutcher, who's career is thankfully, finally becoming irrelevant. Let's hope after this, we never see these two again. Costner's cool though. I think he just needs that one last great film to cap off his legacy.
Doc_Strange...the Wand of Watoom says...
by Err
May 30th, 2007
05:54:02 PM
Demi Moore was just fine in A Few Good Men (which starred Kevin Bacon - YES! Only 1 degree of separation!)
Wonka
by Movies_Suck
May 30th, 2007
06:19:56 PM
I didn't see Mr. Brooks yet, but I'm just astounded that somebody who can level criticism at a film for its writing can also sit through Pirates. I don't have an opinion of Mr. Brooks only of Massawyrm's lack of insight.
Movies_Suck
by BadMrWonka
May 30th, 2007
06:34:47 PM
as I said, you are unfortunately not the first Talkbacker to use this formula:

reviewer says something I disgree with = reviewer is wrong about everything.

you're more than entitled to your opinion, even as it dervies from a severe logical deficiency...but judging by your screen name choice, you aren't really here to do much more than complain, are ya? mm? mm? mm....

rental
by stvnhthr
May 30th, 2007
06:44:21 PM
This does sound like a fascinating idea for a film, but the execution is lacking. A serial killer trying to self-diagnose is like a blind optometrist. Plus it would be cool to see how the main character realizes he is not only psychologically sick, but morally fallen. Criminals are not always stupid or insane, but usually highly intelligent and rational beings. I think it would be a real shock to show moral depravity for what it really is.
Yo, Massawyrm
by Subovon
May 30th, 2007
06:58:54 PM
is the movie bloody and violent? I'm looking forward to it like MiraJeff, and I think I could even stomach the Demi Moore BS, if the film is squirm inducing in places. Thanks for your time, mate.
I side with Everett Robert
by Subovon
May 30th, 2007
07:00:07 PM
on OPEN RANGE. That last gunfight is top 10 for me. I love Costner when he hits hard. Too bad he doesn't do it too often.
Someone greenlight Hitter now
by CherryValance
May 30th, 2007
07:09:49 PM
I'd much rather see that. Spandau Belly, maybe you can film the whole trilogy all at once. And make sure the second unit's director and DP speak different languages that you don't understand.

About this movie, I wasn't expecting much. I know other people love William Hurt but he reminds me of a washcloth. So really my only hope was Kevin Costner. :/
DAY OF THE JACKAL
by conniebrean1
May 30th, 2007
07:27:48 PM
Has no real protagonist to root for, just the assassin on his way to kill Charles de Gaul. It works really well. The remake gave us a protagonist in the Richard Gere character that ruined the movie. Typical.
thanks Subovon
by Bloo
May 30th, 2007
08:06:51 PM
I'm pleasently surprised how many Open Range fans are here on the old TalkBack today. Costner is a lot like one of the old west guns, when he hits it makes an impact when it misses you point and laugh...and every once in awhile you'll get grazed, Costner is great but things doen't seem to click (For the Love of the Game, A Perfect World {wasn't that the one with him and Clint Eastwood?} etc)
Dane Cook WAS funny on Conan
by theBigE
May 30th, 2007
08:14:25 PM
Did anyone see that? He tells an anecdote about Costner while making the film. Costner was talking about all the work involved making "Postman," and the setups, and one big scene where he was riding a horse, and he just knew it was going to make a powerful statement. So Cook replies " The Postman, huh?" >>>>> Pause >>>>> "When does that come out?"

Ok, I thought that was funny.

I am already making a direct to dvd rip-off of Hitter..
by Alonzo Mosely
May 30th, 2007
09:11:10 PM
Called Slapper and starring Don 'The Dragon' Wilson as Slapper, Fred Williamson as 'The Chief', Martin Kove as 'The Corrupt Politican' and some newly enhanced bimbo as the love interest...
Everett Robert, I also beg to differ
by Subovon
May 30th, 2007
09:54:47 PM

I have to admit to loving A PERFECT WORLD. I thought it was a very nice follow up to UNFORGIVEN. I loved its quiet, unstoppable logic, and I enjoyed watching Costner play against type.

But OPEN RANGE, well, like I said, that gunfight at the end... I remember seeing it in the theatre, and the first gunshot was so loud, it jolted me. And it's pretty realistically violent. Love the way he swings his gun into the guy who's holding Annette Benning hostage. Like he means to punch him with the gunshot. Great stuff. I hope people who haven't seen will check it out. And did we mention Robert Duvall does his share of ass-kicking? Hell yeah!

Open Range was better than Unforgiven
by Daddylonghead
May 30th, 2007
09:55:21 PM
I can't think of a single other movie with Costner in it that I can even stand, but I do feel my subject line to be true.
Subovon
by Bloo
May 30th, 2007
10:57:57 PM
was A Perfect World the first movie that Costner palyed against type? I can't remember. I remember enjoying it but not loving it, perhaps I need to go back and rewatchit as it's been FOREVER since I saw it.
Wonka
by Movies_Suck
May 30th, 2007
11:39:26 PM
I think you're confused my logic is based on his inability to properly critique a film. It's not just the pirates review. My alleged deficiency of logic (not logical deficiency) is supported by you making a statement of equivalence not at all in line with what I'm saying. I'm saying: Reviewer continually overlooks major script problems = reviewer not a credible judge of script quality. i.e. You can't trust his opinion on what constitutes bad writing. I could sum up your 'logic' as succinctly and incorrectly as you summed up mine: Talkbacker likes Massawyrm's reviews = Anyone who doesn't is wrong. That statement is hopefully as untrue as the one you tried to use against me. And my screen name is a joke, much like yours.
HD is only one step between now and the beyond!
by Subovon
May 31st, 2007
12:26:32 AM

I'm not upgrading for several reasons, and the main one is the shitty look of all these HD / BR covers. I hate it that they take up valuable space on the cover of my favorite movies to make sure I know it's a BR disk, or an HD DVD. I know, goddamnit, I fuckin' bought it. The covers just look like crap. Just look at the cover of Robin Hood in this article. Gorgeous, original poster, and that ugly as hell red HD-DVD advertisement. What a blemish. I'm a collector. I also buy the cover, and I hate it when Hollywood changes it from the theatrical release, like the STAR WARS DVDs.

I'm inclined to think BR is the best of the two based on the simple fact that it has a lot more capacity to store information, and in the end, it's all about ones and zeros. The more you can store, the more you can do. Period, end of argument. That the films look different on either format is a matter of encoding, and that too, is being worked out. That's the underbelly of this technology. While we're talking about which format is best, they're figuring out how to best encode their flicks. And once they've figured it out, they'll all do it the same way, and then, it won't matter what format you buy it on, because it will be 6 of one, and half a dozen of the other.

BR may also be the only format that will be able to survive, once Hollywood decides 1080 is low def, and that's going to happen pretty soon (next 5 years, guaranteed). Think about it: the Genesis digital cameras are the first step to getting digital filmmaking to catch up with the amount of detail you can get on celluloid film (Lucas used them, Gibson did, too on Apocalypto – did you notice they weren't shot on film?). I don't think for a second that digital cameras will not surpass celluloid film in definition and clarity, it's only a matter of time. History teaches us that technology will surpass itself, and I don't think my grandchildren will know what film is, unless I teach them (and you better believe I'll be taking them down to my dark room to show them how you develop film in the dark, and print gorgeous pictures under a green or red light (your choice – I have both, to adapt to my mood), it's one of the great art forms.

As for Porn, it's been said on this talkback already: they're not going to decide anything, because they don't sell all that many units, be it HD, DVD, or VHS.It's not the business they're in, anymore. The future of porn is already history: it's the net. Porn practically invented video on demand. They certainly have popularized it, and they're going to keep making a killing like that. Also, the porn studios are on their way out, whether they like it or not (I fucking love it – let the girls get all the money – they do all the hard lifting, for fuck's sake). As porn stars become mainstream, we can see how it becomes acceptable to be in porn. And amateur porn scenes are starting to look professional. This will keep getting better. Pretty soon, porn won't be about fake titted Jenna Jameson types, it will be about your own neighbor. Hallelujah!

Anyway, ultimately, I think HD or all kind, is an intermediary step. Once Video On Demand becomes the norm (see Apple TV as the first consumer friendly proof that it will, and many, many, many, will follow), only collectors will buy hard copies of movies. That's you and me, folks. But by the time that is reality, BR and HD DVD will be history, because they'll have a format that can store three times as much information on its media... and really, it's all a good thing. The whole ULTIMATE MATRIX on one disk: it's a moment away.

I therefore side with everyone here: get what you want, and have a good time. Like Rip Torn said in MEN IN BLACK, "I'm gonna have to buy the White Album, again." Yup, and we'll be happy to do it. 'Tis the way of the consumer world.

Sounds like Return of the Jedi,
by Lezbo Milk
May 31st, 2007
12:28:09 AM
and the prequels. Moments of total geek heaven coolness...bookended by stupid shit.
Everett Robert
by Subovon
May 31st, 2007
12:29:47 AM
I don't know of that many movies where Costner plays a bad guy with a mean streak. And even in A PERFECT WORLD, he was kind of nice, especially to that kid. I just really liked that flick. But I have to admit that even when I don't like his movies, I still like Costner. Except maybe in 3000 MILES FROM GRACELAND. For some reason, that one really grated on me.
Wonka a joke?!?
by BadMrWonka
May 31st, 2007
12:32:56 AM
you better take that back. it's one of the most beloved and inspiring children's books of all time!!

"logical deficiency" is ambiguous, sure, but I intended both meanings. (you buying that?)

I don't love Massa's reviews, and I've disagreed with him a lot, but the idea of some sort of specificity of mistaken reviewing is a little hard for me to swallow. POTC3 (which I haven't seen) is really a much different monster than this film, is it not? Massa liked that film, but the most he said about the writing was that it was "densely plotted" or something like that. he didn't say it was brilliantly written at all, just that it was very fun and enjoyable.

a movie like Mr. Brooks is a thriller, so all it has to do is thrill. i.e. not be so cliched and formulaic that it bores the viewer to death, as it did with Masswyrm.

so it isn't really his attitue about writing that you have trouble with, in my opinion, since he never really mentioned the writing in his original review. it's the fact that he liked a movie you obviously didn't, and now you think his opinion is invalid. which is a fair point. he liked a film, you hated it, you don't want to listen to him anymore. that's FINE, and certainly your right. but it does sound curiously like my original post, doesn't it?

mea culpa
by Subovon
May 31st, 2007
12:33:36 AM
aw, man, I'd like to apologize to everyone for posting that long-ass article about HD in this talk-back. It was meant for the one for Harry's HD-DVD story. Sorry to take up so much space in the wrong place, folks. I'm bending over. Kick away.
Alex
by thecatherinefuture
May 31st, 2007
01:18:25 AM
It is definitely possible to have a movie with a violent/troubled character as its main protagonist - A Clockwork Orange is just one movie that I can name, where the audience sympathises with a psychopath, i.e. Alex. This sounds like it could have been a great movie, that is now just going to be sorta lame. How sad.
I'm seeing it for crazy Costner...
by spectrebeeyatch
May 31st, 2007
02:06:56 AM
And the possibility of watching Dane Cook die. He was funny the first time I saw him but his shit gets old quick. Since I have to wait to watch Knocked up until my friends come back next wendsday I'll see this instead.
Is this a remake of "Our Miss Brooks"
by Napoleon Park
May 31st, 2007
04:32:46 AM
or just based on the same French comic strip?
These films
by Kragmose
May 31st, 2007
05:41:16 AM
I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Thanks for all the support guys
by Spandau Belly
May 31st, 2007
07:19:43 AM
If I ever run into Harvey Kietel drunk in a bar, Hitter will go into production that night. I have no problem making Hitter a trilogy and having the third section take place in prison, where Hitter will have to fistfight all the crimminals he put away.

I'm glad you (or y'all) enjoy Hitter's tales. If Clint Eastwood happens to be reading this I think if you produced Hitter it would really endear you to your fans. Seriously, call me, punk.
Spandau Belly's HITTER
by schnorbis
May 31st, 2007
03:09:41 PM
Your ideas on HITTER are pretty funny! If he dies in the first film, he'll just magically be alive in the next. And showing New York AND San Fransisco in the same scene. I like goofy stuff like that. It's as if the guys who made AIRPLANE! would do this. I'd go see HITTER! FWIW. I thought Disturbia and Fracture were pretty entertaining.
Looking back now...
by lagomorph
Apr 20th, 2008
02:45:06 PM
This review is on the money but it gets one thing wrong. It's still really fucking worth it. There is sooo much to love in this film. Def. recommended.
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