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Brian De Palma's UNTOUCHABLES prequel, CAPONE RISING, loses a Cage, but keeps a king!!!

Casting Capone by cameron1975willi	May 25th, 2007 03:45:03 AM
Christian Bale!
Casting Capone by cameron1975willi	May 25th, 2007 03:45:49 AM
Christian Bale!
I wonder what will happen? by Franklin T Marmoset	May 25th, 2007 03:46:07 AM
The prequel train continues-a-runnin'. And I still don't get it. Who likes these films? If David Lynch couldn't even make decent prequel, how can anyone else?
Don't diss the Lynch by cameron1975willi	May 25th, 2007 03:47:17 AM
Whoa, there fella! You're not in a position to even say his name.
UNTOUCHABLES!!!!!!!!!! by Doc_Strange	May 25th, 2007 03:48:44 AM
LET'S TAKE DOWN CAPONE, THEN DINE IN HELL!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!! That will be the extent of Butler's performance. 300 was gay.
Affleck by larry sellers homework	May 25th, 2007 03:50:11 AM
He was the bomb in Phantoms.
THIS IS CHICAGO!!!!!!!!! by Doc_Strange	May 25th, 2007 03:50:35 AM
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Just had to get that in there.
More prequel ideas by Franklin T Marmoset	May 25th, 2007 03:56:03 AM
Star Wars: Episode -3: Dooku Rising - The first in a trilogy devoted to a young jedi who looks a bit like Dracula and dreams of never having important bits of himself cut off. Recruiting Private Ryan - A bunch of brothers sign up for service in WWII. How many of them will survive? Bruce Wayne Begins - The likable and entirely angst-free son a billionaire plays a lot of catch with his dad, but young Bruce has a date with destiny. Whatever could it be?
Not 'dissing' Lynch, cameron1975willi by Franklin T Marmoset	May 25th, 2007 04:00:02 AM
It's a flattering comment, really. He is far and away the most talented director to have attempted a prequel (Fire Walk With Me) and even he failed. Hence, if he couldn't make it work, how can anyone else? Now, if you want to accuse me of dissing Fire Walk With Me, that's fair enough. That film sucks fifty-seven varieties of ass. Poo, what a stinker!
Jason Alexander IS Al Capone by Napoleon Park	May 25th, 2007 04:00:46 AM
You know it.
MMMMMM Chewing on the wood.... by wowsah156	May 25th, 2007 04:19:24 AM
A younger versoin of DeNiro would have to be the camo made by the 2 by 4 plank of wood in The Rocks Walking Tall. The scene in the casino where the piece of wood smashes up the machines is in prime position for the Capone role. What is it with De Palma anyway? He only makes mafiaporn for 50 people in New York. Hollywood is guilty of giving the Mafia a glamour they dont deserve. And De palma is doing so now. Wubbish.
I hereby accuse Mr Marmoset of dissing Lynch! by cameron1975willi	May 25th, 2007 04:20:37 AM
Don't worry Frank I didn't get 'Fire Walk With Me' the first time either. The second time, I understood and it made me weep. You best watch it again, when you're old enough.
I've said it before and I'll say it again... by cameron1975willi	May 25th, 2007 04:27:00 AM
It's all about Mamet!
How old is old enough, cameron1975willi? by Franklin T Marmoset	May 25th, 2007 04:32:30 AM
It's dull, it doesn't add anything to the story we already know from the series, and it has a horrible central performance from Sheryl ALL MY EMOTIONS ARE TURNED UP TO ELEVEN! Lee. Also, no Sherilyn Fenn, and what is Twin Peaks without Sherilyn Fenn. Goddamnit, she was hot back then. So, you say you understand it. Help a guy out, would you? What am I missing?
John Ventimiglia? by boyblue	May 25th, 2007 04:44:32 AM
Just keep him off the source and away from any cars and he'd do a decent job methinks!
Christian Bale!?! by ManiTheMan	May 25th, 2007 04:45:19 AM
I would love to see this, any thoughts?
Hang on.... by Affleckwasthebomb	May 25th, 2007 04:50:07 AM
De niro was like 44 when the untouchables came out...Cage would be about 44 in 2008...how the hell was he playing a younger capone...he wouldn't have been younger..Excuse me if I've calculated this wrong my math sucks.
BRANDO FOR CAPONE!! by thewolfman	May 25th, 2007 04:52:57 AM
Save money and digitaly create Marlon Brando as Capone! Just take bits from his old movies.
Michael Chiklis as Capone... by Imagikafan	May 25th, 2007 04:58:22 AM
He'd be perfect.
Except... by Imagikafan	May 25th, 2007 05:01:08 AM
Chiklis is too old to play a younger Capone. Damn. :(
Fire Walk With Me by kwisatzhaderach	May 25th, 2007 05:05:25 AM
is a masterpiece. If you can't recognise it as a quality piece of filmmaking all hope is lost. It'll be great if the hours worth of deleted scenes featuring all the characters from the TV show finally turn up on the new DVD release. "Give Sam Stanley the glad hand, he's just come down from Spokane!"
De Palma... by mrsinister7381	May 25th, 2007 05:07:03 AM
I think he might have one last great movie in him. I do not think this is it.
My question was a sincere one by Franklin T Marmoset	May 25th, 2007 05:24:07 AM
If I've missed the point of Fire Walk With Me, can someone tell me what it is? I'm a big Lynch fan, so it gives me no joy to slate one of his films. I found it to be a dull retread of information already gleaned from the series, and I thought any attempt at portraying the tragic downfall of Laura Palmer was undone by Lee's over-acting. I've been told numerous times that I don't 'get it', but no one's been forthcoming with an explanation. I hereby throw down the gauntlet to all Fire Walk With Me fans! Help a poor, ignorant Englishman understand this film!
Masi Oka as Capone by The Seaward	May 25th, 2007 05:36:12 AM
Yatta!
You're English!? Whay didn't you say so? by cameron1975willi	May 25th, 2007 05:38:15 AM
There's your problem right there.
Seriously though.. by cameron1975willi	May 25th, 2007 05:39:58 AM
I'd say Christian Bale for Capone! Hell, C.B. for all the roles, he's that good!
Nice one, cameron1975willi by Franklin T Marmoset	May 25th, 2007 05:54:07 AM
Not able to justify your opinion? I notice you've failed to answer my question. I thought we were having a nice, civil conversation here - you, me, C Legion, and kwisatzhaderach. David Lynch fans together and whatnot. And here you are, throwing out an insult instead of, I don't know, forming a rational thought. Funny that, since earlier you intimated that I wasn't old enough to appreciate FWWM.
How young are we talking here? by Kevin Holsinger	May 25th, 2007 05:56:36 AM
Because Daniel Day Lewis seemed rather De Niro-like in Gangs of New York.
Capone is by onefatman	May 25th, 2007 05:57:34 AM
Shia La Boeueoiuaeoeuf
What? by Chilli815	May 25th, 2007 06:03:36 AM
I think you could do a solid Capone prequel flick, but why have Malone in it? It makes no fricking sense.
Maaaatt Daaaaamon by Mullah Omar	May 25th, 2007 06:24:22 AM
After seeing him in "The Departed," I can imagine him as Capone. He also still looks young enough to pull off this type of role.
Hayden Christensan to play Capone! by Spandau Belly	May 25th, 2007 07:00:25 AM
He'll become a bootlegger to save his lady.
Thanks, C Legion by Franklin T Marmoset	May 25th, 2007 07:09:29 AM
I think you may be right. Lee's performance was a big stumbling block for me. It's supposed to be a tragedy, this poor girl with her horrible life and her horrible dad, but she was so overwrought that it came off as laughable. Way too over the top for my taste. Was that the point? I don't know, but if it was deliberate, it seems like a shitty way to tell a story about a girl who was raped and murdered by her own father. I gave it another chance recently (after watching the Twin Peaks box sets - how great was that show?) and it left me cold. Lynch hits all the plot point he's supposed to, but with the series still fresh in my mind it all felt a bit redundant. I already know about James and Bobby and Leo and all that. I know about her dad/Bob taking her and Ronette to the train car. Everything was old news. All I could think about throughout the film was, 'Why is such a talented man spending all this time going over ground he's already covered?' Ah, well, we disagree, but at least we can disagree in a civilised manner. As for cameron1975willi, I'm going to assume he's taking a while to respond because he's composing an essay filled with insight that will blow my mind and completely turn me around on this Fire Walk With Me issue. Maybe...
Bless you, Spandau Belly by Franklin T Marmoset	May 25th, 2007 07:12:46 AM
Here I am getting bogged down in a totally off-topic debate, and you turn up to remind why AICN is so great. It's all about the sarcasm! Thanks for the laugh, buddy.
Two Scots playing a mick! by Zardoz	May 25th, 2007 07:13:42 AM
Hoo-ray for Hollywood!
Playing a mick-dick! by Zardoz	May 25th, 2007 07:15:53 AM
heh. Okay, I'm tired...
Shia Lebouf! by lost.rules	May 25th, 2007 07:16:23 AM
Could it be anyone else?
David Lynch doesnt believe in Director's Cuts! by lost.rules	May 25th, 2007 07:22:40 AM
And God bless him for it. You won't find any deleted scenes either. Fire walk with me, eh, not that good or bad. It loses alot of steam towards the end. Blue Velvet is his Masterpiece!
I've found Capone by ZoeFan	May 25th, 2007 07:23:23 AM
OK, I haven't seen a script. But if the script doesn't involve long dialog scenes for Capone. As long as the part of Al Capone involves lots of no more than 3 sentences at a time. Al Capone should be played by Domenick Lombardozzi. He was on Entourage as Dom, on The Wire as Det. Thomas 'Herc' Hauk and Miami Vice as Switek. He's a natural as Capone, he's not very well known, which plays perfect for this part and he looks like a young Al Capone if he grew his hair back.
Steve Buscemi. by zeromouth	May 25th, 2007 07:23:27 AM
should be in this movie. He could tap the crazy side of the mafia. How come no one mentioned Bringing Out The Dead? That is a great film.
BUTLER AS YOUNG CONNERY GENUIS by ObiWanCon	May 25th, 2007 07:56:18 AM
That is one of single best bits of casting since Ewan McGregor was cast as young Obi-Wan I look forward to this movie.
Hopefully this will lead to the project being killed by ImFixingtoDie	May 25th, 2007 08:37:44 AM
And then Brian De Palma can be hit by a truck maybe, so he can not further shame himself. CARRIE, BLOWOUT, SCARFACE, THE UNTOUCHABLES, CASUALTIES OF WAR, CARLITO'S WAY. It's been a good run, but it's over. There will be no DEPARTED for him, especially not if hes desperately trying to go back to the well.
Man, Doc_Strange beat me to my joke by Daddylonghead	May 25th, 2007 09:00:16 AM
There's always the inevitable Bollywood 300 remake, with big fat Sanjay Dutt running around in a cape and underwear: "THIS... IS... MUMBAIIIIII!"
24: Fire Walk With Me by tonagan	May 25th, 2007 09:19:04 AM
I still think David Lynch should direct (and perhaps write) a season of 24. He's already worked with Kiefer (who played a federal agent in FWWM), and he could recruit some of the other agents from the movie and show (Chris Isaak, David Bowie, Miguel Ferrer, David Duchovny) and really screw around with people (like, perhaps, having the countdown clock start moving backwards). That's my dream. Plus, his work is full of good-looking women.
"Ishn't that Jusht like a wop?" by Osmosis Jones	May 25th, 2007 09:25:37 AM
"Bringsh a knife to a gun fight. Thatsh it, get outta heah, you dago bashtard...!"
younger-Edward Norton....older-Daniel Day Lewis by tmifune78	May 25th, 2007 09:30:56 AM
My work here is done
Here Endeth The Lesson: NO MORE PREQUELS. by uss cygnus	May 25th, 2007 09:33:34 AM
Enough already. For the love of God.
No one has said James Gandolfini yet? by Batutta	May 25th, 2007 09:37:47 AM
I don't think he'd do it in a million years, but that's a no brainer to me.
If you have to make this movie, Al Capone should be... by kdoc13	May 25th, 2007 09:38:35 AM
Adrian Pasdar. If he could get the Chicago / Dinero accent down, I think he could pull it off well.
For Capone, in the absence of Nic "Bear Suit" Cage by Harry Weinstein	May 25th, 2007 09:47:54 AM
Dian Bachar. Nobody else will suffice.
Sean Penn. by Mr. Waturi	May 25th, 2007 10:24:05 AM
Same generation, better actor. Maybe Daniel Craig if they want younger.
That guy from Law and Order SVU by Anino	May 25th, 2007 10:31:17 AM
That's a no brainer...whatever the heck his name is. Looks like a young De Niro, is bad ass enough, stocky, believable.
David Lynch as Al Capones anus by liljuniorbrown	May 25th, 2007 10:42:45 AM
Just thought i'd put the two topics together. Anyways I'd like to see anybody from the Departed but Dicaprio. Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg or outside of that flick they can go with Micheal Imperioli or Val Kilmer. On a seperate note I'm going to throw this out there for everyone to get pissed over, I don't like David Lynch or his weird ass movies. I don't pretend to "get it" when a movie spends thirty minutes showing a midget slow dance or grass growing on the ceiling or what ever the fuck the director trys to pass off as "art" .Thats my dumb opinion and i'm sure I stand alone on that one. I thought what Verbenski did in ATW was very artistic in certain scene's so maybe i'm way off.
Make it a buddy flick with Will Ferrell & Chris Tucker by Heckles	May 25th, 2007 11:02:35 AM
Call it 'Capone Rising: In The Hood'. Here's the pitch: Will Ferrell is a down and out two-bit hood who's afraid of his own shadow. Enter a rough and tumble gangster on the rise from the mean streets of Chicago named J.J. 'Bootsy' Washington played by Chris Tucker. Bootsy teaches young Albert Capone to be a tough guy in a comical gangster coming of age movie fun for the whole family. Except in the end when Capone shoots Bootsy in the face with a machine gun and destroys an orphanage, thus marking his full transformation to the ways of the mafia. Cameo's by Ben Stiller as Druggie #4, Owen Wilson as Funny Cop, Jack Black as a Dancing Whore and Vince Vaughn as Papa Ness.
Cage = Box Office Poison by TORTURE PWN	May 25th, 2007 11:17:12 AM
This might actually have potential now.
Why can't DeNiro do it again with a little make-up? by Mandolorian	May 25th, 2007 11:22:18 AM
He gained the weight to play him the first time. He could pull it off.
TONITE, WE DINE IN CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Stuntcock Mike	May 25th, 2007 11:39:49 AM
Nic Cage seems to be more miss than hit these days.
jack black is al capone by pipergates	May 25th, 2007 12:10:47 PM
really
Capone Is The New Short Round by Birdys Piano Teacher	May 25th, 2007 12:23:00 PM
Michael Rappaport It would be inspired--demented, but inspired.
Quint YOU ARE crazy.Cage istentimes the actor Butler is by Proman1984	May 25th, 2007 12:29:03 PM
Cage > Butler
Let's face it... by epitone	May 25th, 2007 12:36:52 PM
...DeNiro didn't even live up to DeNiro in the original movie, not even with his method silk underwear. As much of a chameleon as he's capable of being, he never stopped being DeNiro. Stanley Tucci was about a thousand times better in the Capone-esque role in Road to Perdition. For a younger Capone, I'd go with a true chameleon like Guy Pearce or Christian Bale (though maybe Bale has too much baggage now that he's Batman). Or what about Scott Caan?
I was going to suggest Jason Alexander but... by workshed	May 25th, 2007 12:41:16 PM
...Napoleon Park beat me to it. He is the spitting image and would be the career move he needs.
Javier Bardem would be awsome by pipergates	May 25th, 2007 12:59:36 PM
if he could speak better english. he is the scariest most intense actor around when he wants to be.
Gandolfini by skimn	May 25th, 2007 01:23:41 PM
as a younger Capone?? Jeez, the guy looks ten years older than his actual age already. Isn't there a Breslin kid to play baby Capone?
Chicklis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! by jbristow	May 25th, 2007 01:37:00 PM
Loved Untouchables...cast Chicklis as Capone, and I'll f'ing be there for this one.
aannnddd after Hannibal Rising by skimn	May 25th, 2007 01:46:24 PM
they still want to call this Capone Rising?
Hoskins by wolfcastle	May 25th, 2007 02:00:10 PM
Shoulda been Bob Hoskins back in the day, that way now it could be... I don't know, Mark Addy.
Madness?,..THIS IS ...CHICAGO!!! by Dr.Sonus	May 25th, 2007 02:17:29 PM
Hah! Would love to hear Butler's Malone say that.
Untouchables Zero: Capone Rising: The Beginning Begins by Jack Mama	May 25th, 2007 02:25:09 PM
The Untouchables: Capone Rising, Hannibal Rising, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Batman Begins. Rising, The Beginning, Begins. I understand the whole "original title followed by a subtitle" thing for marketing purposes, but can't these people do any better than looking for synonyms of "start" in a thesaurus? You can bitch all you want about titles like Live Free or Die Hard, but thank the fuck Christ someone is being a little imaginative in the sequel/prequel-titling department.
There is no longer any excuse for Brian De Palma by IndustryKiller!	May 25th, 2007 02:28:41 PM
For a guy with supposedly tons of supporters, including many on this site, I've yet to see anyone give a credible argument as to why anyone should still be giving him money to make films. Over the last decade he has made some of the worst films I have ever seen. Especially The Black Dahlia, which was just behind X3 as the worst of last year. And with a name like Capone Rising I think we are in for another unintentionally laughable B-movie from the guy who does 'em best, errr worst.
TEAM... by Wonko The Sane	May 25th, 2007 02:34:02 PM
-W.T.S....
Cage sucks donkey wang by Douche Baggins	May 25th, 2007 02:39:38 PM
Harland Williams should play Capone. My genius is unquestionable. So let it be written, so let it be done!
Cast Ed Norton as Capone! by Archive	May 25th, 2007 02:43:36 PM
The best guy to plausibly play a younger verson of the caharacter DeNiro realized, although the man is by no means the same actor as DeNiro, is Ed Norton - and he and Gerard Butler share a certain theatricality that's very in touch with DePalma's style and the Untouchables as a film. DePalma would go for that quirky, slightly hyper perfomance so many directors have screwed up with Norton, and he's det it right. Ed could leave that performance behind him finally, get challenged in a way he can't be by stuff like Italian Job, and Gerard Butler would have someone worthy to argue semantics with afore cracking upside the chops with a fist like a canned ham.
Michael Impreioli by Magic Rat	May 25th, 2007 03:01:13 PM
or whatever the guy who played Christopher from the Sopranos was. I could see that.
Gandolfini, duh by kafka07	May 25th, 2007 03:05:34 PM
Gandolfini. He's done with the Sopranos now, anyway, and needs work.
I wish they would instead make a movie about the.. by BigTuna	May 25th, 2007 03:27:12 PM
Kingsbury Run serial killer that Ness faced when he was older and the mayor of Cleveland. It's a freaky, true story. Costner could even play him again since it was years after the Capone stuff.
Capone Rising is a lame derivative title. by chiahead	May 25th, 2007 07:36:13 PM
In the same way that John Rambo is a derivative title, only that's okay because Stallone took the idea from himself with Rocky Balboa. , Franklin T Marmoset, I haven't seen Fire Walk with Me in a million years! And I haven't seen the series in long time either (all the dvd's are in storage right now but just as soon as I move, I'm cracking that stuff open man) but didn't the series end lead us to believe it was Laura's father, and then the film imply it was her father as possessed by the one armed man? I duno, I was reading Faulkner at the time of viewing and remember thinking FWWM was effin brilliant. But you sound like you've seen it more recently so I won't imply you're a stooge for not getting it. Which, for the record, is a lame ass thing to say to anyone even if they ARE British, just cuz their opinion differs from yours. ok that last part was a joke...
Capone should be played by..... by SpaceGhost1970	May 25th, 2007 07:37:47 PM
Jeremy Pivens nuff said
Capone should be played by..... by SpaceGhost1970	May 25th, 2007 07:40:56 PM
Jeremy Pivens
Prequel makers should be publicly flogged by Laserbrain	May 25th, 2007 08:49:08 PM
Seriously.
How About... by crazywomansquilt	May 25th, 2007 10:08:13 PM
Mark Ruffalo.
There's only one actor who can do it: Max Casella. by Bronx Cheer	May 25th, 2007 10:22:50 PM
JK
Jessica Biel as Capone! by Keg boy	May 25th, 2007 10:32:25 PM
Shit, she's in everything else.
Losing Cage won't bring back your goddamn honey!!! by Big Bad Clone	May 25th, 2007 10:37:06 PM
How about Charlie Sheen in the performance of his fucking life? Surely, he's been saving up his ACTing ability all this time. What other reason would he have for looking like he's sleepwalking in ever role?
Big Tuna... by rbatty024	May 25th, 2007 11:03:15 PM
not to sound pedantic, but Eliot Ness was not the mayor of Cleveland. He was the Public Safety Director (whatever the hell that position is). And I think they were called the Torso murders, named because all of the victims were beheaded. Anyway, you're right, it would make a kick ass movie.
2 words by LarryTheCableGuy	May 25th, 2007 11:55:19 PM
charlie sheen
Teen Untouchables . . . Eliot and Al in high school. by kabong	May 26th, 2007 12:28:32 AM
Boffo!
Franklin T by Anton_Sirius	May 26th, 2007 02:32:00 AM
Fire Walk With Me is the single greatest portrayal of the effects of incest on a family I've ever seen put to film. It stripped away the layers of metaphor the show was built around and exposed what was underneath. The scene at the dinner table alone, when Wise is berating Lee about her dirty fingernails, is scarier than 92% of the crap that passes for 'horror' these days. Although I wouldn't call it Lynch's best film, it is my favorite.
Is Mamet writing this? by Barry Egan	May 26th, 2007 02:33:21 AM
His contribution to the first one seems pretty vital.
De Palma by Anton_Sirius	May 26th, 2007 02:37:45 AM
Should retire. Yesterday. He was never that great to begin with, but the train wreck that is his career over the last decade-plus is just embarassing. He's not even entertainingly awful anymore, like he was in his Raising Cain/Bonfire days.
Anton_Sirius and chiahead by Franklin T Marmoset	May 26th, 2007 07:50:48 AM
Thanks to you both for the comments. Anton - I get what you're saying, but like I said ealier, I think Lee is cute as all hell but a horrible actress, and her constant over-emoting pulled me right out of the story. That kind of exaggeration only works in comedies for me. chia - If you're thinking about watching the series again, you should do it as soon as you can. I watched the DVD sets recently (not having seen it since it first aired on telly) and I was floored by how good it was, especially season one. That pilot episode is better than most feature films.
Philip Seymour Hoffman must be Capone by cesar	May 26th, 2007 11:33:26 AM
Philip Seymour Hoffman is the only actor that can play a young Capone and live up to the hype. After his performance in M:I-III, I have no doubt he can be a badass Capone.
I don't get this prequel. by Orbots Commander	May 26th, 2007 02:38:54 PM
If we already know the ultimate fate of Malone and Capone, then what's the point of the movie? Seems like a bad idea, and even an over-acting goofball like Nicholas Cage realized it.
Sean Penn. by mr. brownstone	May 26th, 2007 09:25:17 PM
It's a left field choice but he'd go the distance and pull it off.
NEW CAPONE! by mannix	May 27th, 2007 01:25:01 AM
ONLY TWO POSSIBILITIES IN MY BOOK. EDWARD NORTON + 30 LBS PHILIP SEYMORE HOFFMAN AS IS
How about Sergi Lopez? by CherryValance	May 27th, 2007 09:25:28 PM
If he could do the accent of course. I think he'd be a good Capone.
Giovanni Ribisi by Owen Meany	May 28th, 2007 03:34:48 AM
he's need to pack it on a bit, but dammit - he's an awesome actor.
Daniel Day Lewis as Capone!!! by jonathanhill	May 29th, 2007 06:52:22 PM
I can't imagine anyone doing a better young version of Deniro's Capone. I know he isn't that old but they could make that work. When I saw Gangs of New York I thought he was amazing. That movie wouldn't have been anything without him. He's perfect for capone.
Capone by digc16	May 29th, 2007 10:34:27 PM
Nick Vallelonga if he's not busy.
Best I've heard so far: by Rakafraker	May 29th, 2007 11:59:56 PM
Ribisi is really good, the best choice so far IMHO, especially if he gained a few pounds. Chiklis would be better if he was slightly younger. JASON ALEXANDER? To see him do a Capone freak out would be downright scary! Nobody would see it coming because most people relate him to his Costanza character. Throw a rug on his melon to de-age-ify him a bit... It's the most odd choice, but inspired nonetheless. ...That is, if they couldn't get DeNiro de-age-ified X3 style. (j/k)

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