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FIRST!
by J-Dizzle
May 23rd, 2007
01:46:51 AM
2nd
by mrsinister7381
May 23rd, 2007
01:50:31 AM
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Mike Myers can't carry a live action film
by mrsinister7381
May 23rd, 2007
01:52:30 AM
the days of everyone going uber-gaga over Austin Powers are over, thank god. The only Myers project I'd dig is a Waynes World 3. Dana Carvey needs it.
Nooooooooooo - he'll fucking bury the film
by Doctor_Sin
May 23rd, 2007
01:55:56 AM
He will mug harder than a crackhead with a knife in an alley.
Bing Crosby Tap Danced With Danny Fuckin' Kaye!!!!!!!!!
by Darth Fabulous
May 23rd, 2007
02:08:07 AM
Mike Myers can't carry fantasy live-action films...plus, if he does another Austin Powers themed film he will end up becoming a caricature of himself. I would rather see him in a serious drama at this point...
As long as it's not The Court Jester
by Bungion Boy
May 23rd, 2007
02:18:50 AM
That's my favorite Kaye film. Secret Life is ok, but Danny's performance is better than the film.
why bother?
by s0nicdeathmonkey
May 23rd, 2007
02:19:50 AM
does anyone remember the original short story? I didn't even know there was a film version until now.
People don't like Mike Myers?
by Franklin T Marmoset
May 23rd, 2007
02:20:31 AM
He's a funny guy, and he seems like a perfect choice if they're going to remake this one.

Austin Powers - great.

Wayne's World - great.

So I Married An Axe Murderer - very underrated.

Jesus, what has this guy done to piss people off? Can't carry a live action film? What the hell are you talking about?

P.S. Darth Fabulous - you're not THE Darth Fabulous, are you?

Damn, didn't realize this til EW pointed it out
by TheSeeker7
May 23rd, 2007
02:28:59 AM
Mike Myers hasn't been in a live action flick since THE CAT IN THE HAT. Yep, take out SHREK and he's been on quite the sabbatical. Of course, I realize there are those wouldn't feel that was necessarily a bad thing...
The Original Was So Great
by Birdys Piano Teacher
May 23rd, 2007
02:50:16 AM
I thought Owen Wilson would've been good, but I think Mike Myers can handle it.
Could have been worse.... Ben Stiller.
by Boondock Devil
May 23rd, 2007
04:10:48 AM
Count me in with the not quite understanding the Myers hate here. Quint's right, if he doesn't go over the top with it he could be a decent choice for the role.
Could have been worse....Jack Black
by jasper Stillwell
May 23rd, 2007
04:15:25 AM
Oh yes.
Bollocks
by SebastianHaff
May 23rd, 2007
04:16:14 AM
Last I heard about this project it was still attached to Jim Carrey, and having seen the original, I still think he's perfect for it. Hopefully Myers bails to do Shrek 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and Carrey gets back into the role.
There's comedy actors.....
by Kenny8
May 23rd, 2007
04:37:39 AM
...and there's Mike Myers. His name shouldn't be used in the same sentence as the great Danny Kaye, or Peter Sellers. The only reason Myers still has a profile is due to Chris Farley's untimely death.
Could have been worse... Sam J. Jones
by cornponious
May 23rd, 2007
04:55:14 AM
:)
Now, look
by Franklin T Marmoset
May 23rd, 2007
04:59:00 AM
Danny Kaye was a funny guy in that old school singing and dancing kind of way, but Mike Myers has done some equally good stuff. He deserves your respect for giving the world Dr Evil, if nothing else.

I don't get this attitude toward Myers at all. It's like there was a meeting while I was out - "Sorry, Frank, we all voted. Mike Myers sucks now."

How can Dr Evil suck??? That guy is HILARIOUS.

Bruce Leroy
by Bruce Leroy
May 23rd, 2007
05:03:09 AM
Those are some pretty big shoes to fill but i think he's up for it. If he play's it somewhat straight instead of the mugging it'll be allright. Wasn't Spielberg attached to this?
As Long as He Doesn't Play him Scottish
by Samson_K
May 23rd, 2007
05:04:34 AM
I'm there!!! Seriously I like Mike Myers and don't really get the hate either - love both the Waynes World films, love 2 Austin Powers and love So I married an Axe Murderer and what the Hell like both the Shreks! Though I have to say, never since Charlton Heston got it into his brain that he could do a Scottish Accent has anyone been so deluded as Mike Myers. It's not bad but it's a bit James Doohan
TheSeeker7
by Trader Groucho 2
May 23rd, 2007
05:06:49 AM
Sabbatical? Isn't that Chris Tucker's middle name???
best fasting for this
by Trader Groucho 2
May 23rd, 2007
05:08:35 AM
Dwight Schrute. You know I'm right.
MIke Myers
by Ray Gamma
May 23rd, 2007
05:59:24 AM
He is definitely the best choice for this out of those four names. Excellent!
You'll never outfox Mike Myers!
by ltgalloway
May 23rd, 2007
06:19:25 AM
Ok, so that was from the Court Jester, but I had to say it. Walter Mitty is on of my favorite Kay performances so I really want Mike Myers to pull it off. Here's hoping!
The brew that is true...
by Roderich
May 23rd, 2007
06:19:29 AM
To compare Mike Myers with Danny Kaye is ridiculous. Fart-yokes against the Flacon with the dragon, are you kidding? Yes i know, it's not the Court Jester, but anyway...
Carrey should remake WONDER MAN
by Monkey_King
May 23rd, 2007
06:33:38 AM
That would be awesome. Carrey needs some stupid-funny films to put him back on track.
One minor quibble
by Napoleon Park
May 23rd, 2007
06:52:01 AM
When you say the Danny Kaye movie of "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" was the 'original' version of this story, does that mean that the James Thurber story "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" was an adaptation of the film script? (That's sarcasm: it was not. The film was based on the short story.

We've gone over this point in the Barbarella talkback. If two movies are based on the same literary property 40 or fifty years apart, that doesn't make the new version a "remake" or the old version "the original". With "Mitty", they're just two films that both happen to be based on the same celebrated short story.

After "Goldmember" and "The Cat...", didn't Congress pass a law to stop Mike Myers from making any more movies? and, if not, what are my tax dollars being wasted on?

Myers Fatigue
by That Reilly Monster
May 23rd, 2007
07:11:35 AM
That was the best way to explain to my wife my new found dislike of all things Mike Myers. I have no qualms with "Austin Powers", "Wayne's World", "So I Married an Axe Murderer", or even the original "Shrek". But I'm tired of the guy. I'm tired of him playing essentially the same character in every movie, just changing up the accents. I'm tired of his goofy grin. He's like your buddy from high school that always kept you cracking up, but when you see him at your 10 year reunion and he's still making the same jokes you find an excuse to go to the other side of the hall.
Fair point, That Reilly Monster
by Franklin T Marmoset
May 23rd, 2007
07:17:32 AM
At least you bothered to explain yourself. I suppose I've not reached that point yet - I just think he's funny.

Also, Napoleon Park, my eight year old nephew LOVED Cat In The Hat, and that's who that film is for. Me, I liked Goldmember, although Seth Green was the best thing about that one. Finally turning evil after all those years? Brilliant. I'd watch a whole spin-off series about Scott Evil.

Where's the Middle-Aged Man movie?
by Nice Marmot
May 23rd, 2007
07:22:42 AM
You lookin' at my gut??? I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!! In all seriousness, in my opinion his doing nothing but Austin Powers & Shrek for a while now and his horrible sell-out role as the Cat In The Hat, are still not enough for me to give up on this guy. I have faith he can still give us something fresh and funny as hell. Unfortunately, I don't think this Walter Mitty think is the way to go. He should go back into Axe Murderer territory.
who's going to direct?
by PullMyFinger
May 23rd, 2007
07:37:00 AM
that will be the make or break for this movie.
The Court Jester Rules!!
by Redbox
May 23rd, 2007
08:40:47 AM
Still, remaking movies that are perfect classics is a stupid idea. Especially when they rarely prove to be either Oscar worthy or box office. So why do it? And on the Mike Myers subject. I still think he is a funny man, but the grapevine says he burned his bridges with all the SNL folks, including Carvey, and treats people bad. He got really huge with Austin Powers and left his wife, and his appealing humbleness. The Mike Myers rule: The Sequel always sucks and is a complete, joke for joke recreation of the original. Wayne's World II? Austin Powers II & III? 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' is the best thing he's done in years. Also, Shreck seems to be running on fumes.
it has possibilites...
by Bloo
May 23rd, 2007
08:44:39 AM
I like Myers too, I'm part of that old school SNL generation with him and Carvey, hartman, Lovitz, Miller, etc. I never understood why noone of those had the breakout film roles that they did. They've made funny films but none have really become a star except for Myers to a degree. That said he shouldn't SNL this, it should be stright forward, actually a lot like his role in So I Married An Axe Murderer, underratted little film.

I remember reading the original short story in frehman English class (or perhaps Sophmore) and adoring it. I really do think MM can pull this off IF Jay Roach doesn't direct it, or Shawn Levy. Competant comedy directiors but not having the subtle touch that this requires. I can't think of any director off the top of my head how cn do the subtle comedy touch that this requires, Ramis channeling the Ice Harvest maybe? The other bit of casting has to be who plays Walter's wife, also going to require someone who can totally play it stright.

See here's the diffculity in adapting this sotry as I see it now, you have to have two stright "men" reacting naturally not hamming it up to the situation going on.

You now that I think aobut it, this would be a great project for either Rainn Wilson (as someone mentioned above) or even Luke Wilson.

...actually...
by jimmy rabbitte
May 23rd, 2007
08:45:13 AM
Dana Carvey doesn't need a new Wayne's World. He's making vast sums of money doing stage appearances in Vegas... on a much more palatable schedule than any feature film would offer him.

For that matter... Mike Myers trying to return to the Wayne Campbell character, at this point, would be even sadder that force feeding the world another Austin Powers.

Sure doing "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" presents an opportunity for failure; but so does the making of any film. I'd be more interested in seeing him play a character he hasn't already done. So long as he plays it straight, (or atleast not like a bunch of kids mugging for a TV news camera during a live shot) and he promises to give the Scottish accent a rest. It worked in his "All Things Scottish" sketch on SNL, it was effective in "So, I Married An Axe Murderer"; but somewhere in all the "Shrek" hype it just got really tired.

Oh and one other Myers note... they should make him agree that he can only have *one* role in "Mitty".

Redbox...
by Bloo
May 23rd, 2007
08:45:55 AM
I gotta disagree with you on Wayne's World 2...that movie is funny
Really? That was your choice?
by venkman781
May 23rd, 2007
08:52:00 AM
I dunno...I generally don't mind Mike Myers and thought he did great work with 54, but I don't see him pulling this off without being Cat in the Hat-ish.
Myers as Mitty, meh
by GritsnGravy
May 23rd, 2007
08:58:50 AM
Myers can be very funny, but I don't see him as Walter Mitty. Personally, I enjoy Myers creating and playing out his own characters. Kaye brought Mitty to life, but he also had a good supporting cast. We've seen a trend with updated comedy remakes, expecting laughter, but not being genuinely funny. Here's to hoping they find the best team to bring it to life again.
*ignites saber*
by uss cygnus
May 23rd, 2007
09:00:44 AM
Why?
Mike Myers sat reading the movie script, when...
by Pan_Krator
May 23rd, 2007
09:04:12 AM
... he drifted into another daydream: "Mike Myers, international actor of mystery, walked casually up to the stage to accept his third Academy Award that night. The standing ovation of Hollywood's cream of the crop rang in his ears: "Ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa... "
Napoleon Park...
by Phil Spiderman
May 23rd, 2007
09:07:24 AM
You're the most tedious, pretentious cock I've ever seen on Ain't It Cool. Just read your smug, condescending rants on the Barbarella forum back to yourself (without tugging at your dick at the same time). Get over yourself.
Mike Myers' Scottish Accent......
by The Bobman
May 23rd, 2007
09:17:27 AM
.....Is, ironically, "shite" He's just not good at it. Sure he might be mimicing his father- but his father's accent had muted over the years- also, he has made any human being on the planet who is not Scottish think they can do one too just by shouting or saying the word belly". Let's see a comedy Pakistani accent or a comedy Chinese accent and see how that flies.If you're doing one accent for laughs- the others should be fine....right? He might be ok though in this film. As long as he is under control. I like him and he can be really funny. Thing is, it's the situation that's funny here and the lead actually has to be the straight man to the story.
When are they coming out with the
by Borgnine JR
May 23rd, 2007
09:34:52 AM
Danny Kaye bio-pic?
Myers?
by Automaton Overlord
May 23rd, 2007
09:38:19 AM
Mike Myers is funny, really funny. Its easy to forget sometimes, but its true. Danny Kaye is also funny, not just in a SNL kind of way but in a true vaudville renaisance kind of way. He could sing, dance, act, tumble with best of them and most of all he was hillarious! Myers should be ashamed of himself for being merely "very funny" when compared to Kaye, Chaplin or Keaton.
"Pocketa-pocketa...," went the remake machine.
by Uncapie
May 23rd, 2007
09:50:00 AM
Why bother? The original stands on its own merrit. "Hollywood-Tool Town."
I've read this befoe
by ZoeFan
May 23rd, 2007
09:54:58 AM
It was called Don Quixote
The Cat vs. The Ogre
by Stalin vs Predator
May 23rd, 2007
09:55:38 AM
Or maybe Austin Powers vs. Shrek? Those are the things that this dolt has been milking for the last 10 years, right? (Yes, I know. But the Cat was no doubt planned as another franchise to be milked.)
So I Married an Axe Murderer
by jimmy_009
May 23rd, 2007
10:13:10 AM
was actually pretty good I thought. Not sure if he's right for this one though.
He just annouced Austin Powers 4
by liljuniorbrown
May 23rd, 2007
10:36:49 AM
Said thats next for him,he's been working on it for a while. I'd welcome it,like it or not Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery changed the way comedies are written. It was like a live action Simpsons episode.
Uncapie...that's "TA-pocketa, TA-pocketa, TA-pocketa"..
by Ninja Nerd
May 23rd, 2007
11:48:34 AM
I have bad, bad feelings about this. Jim Carrey MIGHT have carried the material, but I don't think Myers has the right stuff. And who will play Virginia Mayo's part? And Boris Karloff's role? Will it be modern day or a period piece? The whole plot of the original worked around Kaye's employment at a pulp fiction house. The stories and covers were the inspirations for some of the best "daydreams" he has. And set up the "he's delusional" bit with his boss, mother, etc. I don't know kids...this could suck major ass. I like Myers, but this isn't a property to screw over with gag appearances of Mini-Me and throwaways about Wayne's World, Austin Powers, etc.
No director yet?
by supertoyslast
May 23rd, 2007
11:56:07 AM
With no director attached I remain sceptical that this will definitely get made. Mike Myers is only "attached" at this point. So I don't think that means a green light.

And to think this was once going to be a Spielberg and Jim Carrey film. I hope this doesn't get made by anyone except them. Because otherwise I'll see it and think "this was going to be so much better".

I can't see Myers doing this
by allyousay
May 23rd, 2007
12:05:16 PM
Unless its a cartoon.
CAT IN THE HAT'S not Mike Myers' fault...
by cmjmia
May 23rd, 2007
01:25:01 PM
I had an opportunity to see Cat in the Hat the other day... mostly the scenes with him and the kids, before they go out of the house... I thought he was pretty good, and if anything sunk that movie, it was the stretching of a short story to a standard lenght feature film. I'm also gon'na back up Jim Carrey's turn in GRINCH and say that if the powers that be could go back in time and make CAT IN THE HAT & GRINCH each 30-45 minutes and combo them into a double feature ala "Grindhouse", then it probably would have done much better.
Please make it stop!!!!!
by Shepard Wong
May 23rd, 2007
02:05:50 PM
I can't take this anymore. What is the success rate of these remakes/reimaginations/films based on the same literary source? Who the hell goes to see these things? I like Myers but why take a role where you know you are going to be compared to Danny Kaye. He is never going to come out on the plus side of that comparison. I'm holding everyone who liked Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory personally responsible for this. I'll now say a prayer that I never see a remake of The Court Jester. Please oh please oh please God, strike them dead if they try it.
Can't we have a *new* comedic actor, please?
by UnclePuppethead
May 23rd, 2007
02:47:06 PM
Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, Adam Sandler, et al, have all worn out their welcome. We've seen their palatte - isn't it time to be pleasantly surprised by a comedic actor again? And why not Patton Oswalt as Mitty? He could do nebbish really well and could handle the turn to smooth operator.
you know it's been a long time
by Bloo
May 23rd, 2007
02:59:24 PM
since I've seen the movie or read the short story, but in the story doesn't most of Walter Mitty's daydreams take place on a Sat. while shopping with his wife, waiting at the dentist or hair dressers or something. he's a very beat down man and this is his escape from reality. I did a quick check on ye olde wikipedia and they said the same thing, that the movie was quite different then the short story. in the short story he has 5 distinct daydreams:"The first is as a pilot of a U.S. Navy flying boat in a storm, then he is a magnificent surgeon performing a one-of-a-kind surgery, then as a cool assassin testifying in a courtroom, and then as a Royal Air Force (RAF) pilot volunteering for a daring, secret suicide mission to bomb an ammunition dump. As the story ends, Mitty imagines himself fearlessly facing a firing squad, "inscrutable to the last."" The more I think about it, if they follow the source material this could really be a good chance for Myers, as he comes across more everyman then a Jim Carrey would. However I maintain that this sort of thing would be much better suited for a Luke Wilson then for a Mike Myers.
one more thing...
by Bloo
May 23rd, 2007
03:03:26 PM
wikipedia has Myers cast as Walter Mitty and Mark Waters directing, he's the one that did Mean Girls and Freaky Friday. Can't say that I see it
This is GREAT news for Danny Kaye fans!
by MABulous
May 23rd, 2007
05:44:53 PM
With a BIG BUDGET remake of one of his films in the works, I'll bet that the powers that be FINALLY get around to releasing the original Walter Mitty--as well as the rest of the Danny Kaye catalog--on DVD!
And another thing...
by MABulous
May 23rd, 2007
05:45:48 PM
I think Steve Carell would also be a great choice!
Possibly Great News for Keith Moon Fans
by Mr. Nice Gaius
May 23rd, 2007
05:58:14 PM
If this means Myers won't be playing Keith Moon in that slated bio-pic, I say fine. Myers is way to old to play the infamous British Patented Exploding Drummer.

Now on the other hand, Jason Schwartzman looks like Moon and actually PLAYS drums. Somebody call a casting agent and make it happen.

Phil S-M, thanx
by Napoleon Park
May 23rd, 2007
06:07:25 PM
for mentioning my penis twice in one paragraph, that's more than I think about it in a month. My belly's too fat for me to reach it sitting up and the little guy lies in the burrow. But most pretentious, at this site? That's high praise.

I LIKED Austin Powers, International Man Of Mystery. The sequel was just the characters repeating all the catch phrases, and the third one was just crude and unamusing. Though it had it's moments, particularly the cameo filled fake movie opening sequence. "Spy Hard" was better, though.

If the flaw in Cat In the Hat was trying to stretch a short story into feature length, that does not bode well for this film adaptation of James Thurber's acclaimed and beloved short story "The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty", does it?

Non-comedic best pal supporting roles and a cameo in a Tarantino film is the career arc for Myers. His guest spot in that last Michael Myers slasher film was a good start.

And as far as the rest of the cast...
by MABulous
May 23rd, 2007
06:12:09 PM
Rosalind van Hoorn-beautiful damsel-in distress (Virginia Mayo): Scarlett Johansson, Naomi Watts, Jenna Fischer Dr. Hugo Hollingshead-simultaneously evil and charming (Boris Karloff): Alan Rickman, Anthony Hopkins, Rupert Everett, Gary Oldman, Bruce Campbell
RE: MABulous.
by Ogre
May 23rd, 2007
06:56:36 PM
I'd go with Scarlett Johansson. Virginia Mayo was my grandmother..so I have mixed feelings about a remake. She'd talk about how Danny Kaye was very depressive and antisocial during all the movies they did together. She said Boris Karloff was a perfect gentleman though.
Hope they don't QUINT it up.
by thedottedlion
May 23rd, 2007
09:57:38 PM
Cause this could be interesting.
A talent like Mike Myers
by Napoleon Park
May 24th, 2007
03:38:46 AM
couldn't fill Danny Kaye's... (um... insert name of article of clothing considerably smaller than a shoe.) ... his thimble? his pinky ring?

Okay, got it... A talent like Mike Myers couldn't fill Danny Kaye's left tit-clamp.

Myers isn't even in the same league as Danny Kaye...
by Triumph poops!
May 24th, 2007
04:25:17 AM
Hey, I have nothing against Mike Myers, but comparing him to Danny Kaye is like comparing a McDonald's hamburger to Filet Mignon.

Could Myers pull off a MITTY remake? Possibly -- as someone above noted, Myers can basically do the "common guy", no problem. Then again, why shouldn't he be able to? He's a short, slightly tubby guy with a squatty face (in short, he's NOT the Cary Grant or Tom Selleck classically good looking movie star type), so of course he can play the "common guy." He IS a common guy. So playing a "common guy" who has a desk job and who then daydreams assorted gag bits is hardly a stretch here.

But could Myers EVER pull off THE COURT JESTER? Sorry, not a snowball's chance in hell. What made Kaye so fantastic -- and COURT JESTER is the perfect example of this -- is that Kaye could go from slapstick comedy to dashing/heroic on the stop of a dime. Watching Kaye in THE COURT JESTER is a total blast because he CAN believably switch back and forth from being a total goof to a swashbuckler at the snap of a finger. Kaye had "movie star" looks and screen presence, which frankly Myers is severly lacking.

Besides, think of it this way: comedy aside, Kaye was also fantastic musical performer. Could you ever imagine Myers pulling off HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSON? No, me neither!

The truth is, nice guy or likeable as he sometimes is on screen, Myers isn't even in the same league as Danny Kaye...

danny kaye is a movie deity
by pipergates
May 24th, 2007
01:17:36 PM
they dont make them like that anymore
"cat in the hat's it"??
by BadMrWonka
May 24th, 2007
02:18:45 PM
how on earth would you have expected him to play that part. it's from a Dr. Seuss book!

this is just like people thinking Carrey had no talent because Ace Ventura is over the top. separate the man from the part, guys. I know it's fun to hate, but come on. if you think Myers is a hack, you've lost the plot.

Hey Ogre...
by MABulous
May 25th, 2007
05:03:31 PM
Would it be completely out of place to say that I had a HUGE crush on your grandmother growing up? She was a stunner, and I always looked forward to the Sunday afternoon re-runs of Danny Kaye movies that she was in!
Re: Walter Mitty casting
by MABulous
May 25th, 2007
05:11:07 PM
The biggest problem of casting a character like Walter Mitty is--as was said before--his everyman quality. (Unless they're planning on doing a "reimagining" of the title rather than a remake.) I DO think Meyers could pull it off as could Carell. Jim Carrey is too kinetic and everyone would be waiting for him to "turn it on." You need someone who can be boring and blend into the background, but is able to find an inner stregnth and save the day in the end. John Krasinski from The Office would be a PERFECT choice, but he's not a big enough name. All in all, I don't think Meyers is a BAD choice, although if we were talking about any of Danny Kaye's other flicks I'd likely feel differently.
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