Have a few more beers, everyone, and see how many other misguided and obnoxious things you can say. Bring that "NY faggot" shit up here and see how long you last. That's if you can find New York, of course, seeing's how someone's confused about which direction the Mason-Dixon line runs. But I guess that's the best you can expect from people who are still pissed that the South lost the Civil War.

Seriously, though, have a great time. But before you go, can you press up against the shower door? I want to remember you that way...we'll always have Bucharest, Harry.

There is plenty of shame to go around. New York has its own terrible shame tied to slavery. And where are the stories about the white slaves, the Irish slaves for instance?

Maybe turning the Mason-Dixon on it's side is actually a revolutionary concept, something that points to the fact that it isn't so much a North-South dichotomy as...

Who am I kidding? I can't stop thinking about Harry in the shower, and seeing the proof that Harry is a natural redhead.

Good thing Alamo found an affordable spot.

I can think of a number of reasons why these Alamo reports are worthwhile. If you don't like them, don't read them--your time can be better spent pulling the wings off flies, kicking kittens, or hanging out near elementary school playgrounds.

Harry and many others have a great amount of affection for the place. I do not understand the need to run them down for that, because that's what many of the critics here are doing. You don't have to read these posts. If you don't get it, then maybe just move on. Harry's written many times about the Alamo, and he's given many reasons for why he loves the place. That should suffice for an explanation.