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All Will Hail Marco Spitoni When Badass Nazi Battle Robots Attack!!

THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS I, ROBOT!!! by Err	May 2nd, 2007 10:33:40 AM
Starring Shia Labeouf.
sky captain by Lane	May 2nd, 2007 10:34:54 AM
minus real people.
Best Anti-Semitic Artificial Intelligence Movie Ever! by Heckles	May 2nd, 2007 10:36:41 AM
Will the French robots surrender?
Speaking of Sky Captain... by Keo	May 2nd, 2007 10:38:56 AM
Are we ever going to see a sequel? But I absolutely love this video. A friend showed it to me last week and I shared it with everyone I know. Very, very impressive.
Gillian Anderson's naughty bits by NachoNegro	May 2nd, 2007 10:41:08 AM
Interesting how a lot of actresses are deciding to go for the full on nudity late in their career - presumably with the thought in mind "I might as well do it while I'm still hot". Look at Meg Ryan, for In The Cut. Personally I am 100% behind any project that brings a fully naked Gillian Anderson to the big screen (although I might skip the shotgun rape). As for those saying she's long since past her sell by date, need I remind you she's nearly 40,l and has had 2 kids?
They'll have to modify the Rush Hour 3 trailer... by Err	May 2nd, 2007 10:43:24 AM
if the robots go to France to: Over the centuries, France has been invaded by the British, conquered by the Romans, defeated by the Germans, divided by revolution, and pwned by giant robots...but this summer, France will be invaded by a force...like no other...*Cue Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan singing "Lady Marmalade."
Watch the whole thing here by Volstaff	May 2nd, 2007 10:44:59 AM
http://www.e-motionaldesign.co m/blog/nazi-robot-attack/http: //www.emotionaldesign.com/blog /nazi-robot-attack/ I dunno if the quality's any better bthan YouTube, but it sure can't be any worse. And you don't have to watch it in 2 parts.
Wow, that's incredible by I Dunno	May 2nd, 2007 10:46:41 AM
I dare you negative fucks to hate on this.
Right on, Nacho... by Abin Sur	May 2nd, 2007 10:51:58 AM
Right on.
YO JOE!!! by nonsensical	May 2nd, 2007 10:52:22 AM
I swear, I watch this and I think, "Wow, you just know there is a US Robot to attack. Which of course there is. It's like an episode of G.I. Joe... cool, but predictable.
...but it's not a Tom Poston TB by chrth	May 2nd, 2007 10:54:02 AM

Why by Mr. Lahey	May 2nd, 2007 10:54:18 AM
does every article posted on this site start with an apology or an excuse? It's fucking annoying.
Hmm. by 11dayempire	May 2nd, 2007 10:55:35 AM
Nice direction, but I'm not wild on the visuals; those robots just don't look like products of the 1940s. I mean, yeah, we didn't have giant fighting robots in WW2, but they look a bit too much like mecha designed in the 21st century; they don't quite have the right aesthetic.
Wow, you're really smart, nonsensical by I Dunno	May 2nd, 2007 10:57:48 AM
Because the goal of that piece, after character development, was to throw some plot-driven twists and turns at you and keep you guessing.
That was fun by GilesT	May 2nd, 2007 11:04:12 AM
Holy shit! There appears to be a giant Nazi robot attacking us! Hmm. Giant robot you say. Land-based, heavily armored. Send in a squadron of light aircraft. Er... don't we have our own giant robot? Quiet you.
Iron Giant goes Nazi by ewokstew	May 2nd, 2007 11:06:17 AM
I always knew that robot was a racist
TOO NAZ-I by Err	May 2nd, 2007 11:19:35 AM
Or Too Nazi-y?
Nazi Darth Vader Robot ,Sky Captain & Godzilla..COOL! by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	May 2nd, 2007 11:24:18 AM
That was awesome! Any place we can grab a nice clean copy of that somewhere that is not the FLV version?
The music is from the tank fight in Last Crusade! by kinghenryVIII	May 2nd, 2007 11:26:36 AM
Pretty wild they're using Indy music. On a side note .... THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME! Ho-ly shit.
Does this have Transformers beat? by kinghenryVIII	May 2nd, 2007 11:30:07 AM
That was awsome. I feel like I'm 10 again ..... don't confuse that with feeling a 10 again!
Someone is gonna buy this by borisdoris	May 2nd, 2007 11:32:36 AM
Generic but some suit will buy this. Especially is Transformers makes it. Not to keen on the design. He's alittle squat. Nazi fucker.
Wow... by mentat75	May 2nd, 2007 11:34:57 AM
Quite impressive. What gets me most is how universal John Williams' music really is. This guy and his team have skill but it was made all that more exciting with the music. Kudos Marco et al.
Why is this not feature-worthy? by Sith Witch	May 2nd, 2007 11:35:57 AM
I'd pay to see this over 85% of what's at the multiplex at any given time.
The Music... by Roderich	May 2nd, 2007 11:39:09 AM
is also from John Williams' score of Episode I or II (don't remember exactly).
Destroy the Nazi's!!!!!!!!!!! by Rat Fink	May 2nd, 2007 11:41:01 AM
Giant robots always kick ass
Great work by F69	May 2nd, 2007 11:43:53 AM
That CGI was better than any videogame FMV sequence I've seen, this guy should be getting payed for this shit. Oh, and speaking of Nazis and robots I found this over at YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =aaTxv1CtlME
bit boring, by kingoflight	May 2nd, 2007 11:51:41 AM
world war 2 stuff is so boring, this made it a little better with the robots but not alot.
Fair point anchorite... by F69	May 2nd, 2007 11:57:23 AM
But this stuff certainly wouldn't look out of place in any PS3 or XBOX 360 game.
Ark of the Covenant? by Hairy Nutsack	May 2nd, 2007 12:09:42 PM
Where I first saw this video there were several comments below it saying things like "Nice cameo of the Ark of the Covenant at the end there." I rewatched that thing I dunno how many times and never saw the Ark. What gives?
wow good eye I love the way the planes had weight by skiff	May 2nd, 2007 12:21:57 PM
sure was fun to watch, cooler than sky captin at least we go to see some real robot action.And I like the way he stayed on a scene long enough for you to focus a lot of guys cut so fast on the fx shots you can't enjoy them.
NachoNegre by conniebrean1	May 2nd, 2007 12:26:34 PM
Meg Ryan used a body double in In The Cut.
In the words of Turkish from Snatch by chavee	May 2nd, 2007 12:26:55 PM
"What do you need protection? Ze Germans."
This Guy is an "Indy" fan by Turd Furgusen	May 2nd, 2007 12:29:02 PM
Not only does he use the music, but the "lost arc" falls out of the crate after the downed plane hits it. Does that help, Hairy? Che Bella!
You see the arc at :18 on youtube by Turd Furgusen	May 2nd, 2007 12:30:51 PM
In the first one.
Flippin' Awesome! by Bones	May 2nd, 2007 12:42:29 PM
I love the music he used: Close Encounters SW Episode II Some good Hanz Zimmer generic battle music The Tank Battle from Last Crusade The Japanese theme from 1941 The End Title music is from Crimson Tide. Very fun stuff! Absolutely great CG Camera work too! I hope he does more shorts--and gets a feature at some point. Oh, and I think the reason the voice-over work is stilted (which I thought added to the fun, actually) is that it was dubbed over Italian by some folks who speak English as a second language. This was great--now will we ever see a finished version of "Man Conquers Space"?
Nazi machine gun nipples rock! by boba_rob	May 2nd, 2007 01:51:16 PM
Awesome video, very cool. Reminds me of Sky Captain. Hopefully this guy gets a chance at his own feature film using the same ideas.
Spitoni? Reminds me of a Jackie Martling joke... by Some Dude	May 2nd, 2007 01:56:42 PM
When is it okay to spit in an Italian woman's face? When her moustache is on fire! Great animation BTW.
Crap by blackwood	May 2nd, 2007 02:04:54 PM
You know why? Because it was stupid - and not in the way it should be. "Wait, don't we have out own giant robot? Maybe we shouldn't have sent all those people to die. Meh." It is technically efficient, like most Hollywood fare - but it lacks imagination and soul (like most Hollywood fare). The editing is garbage. There is nothing in this piece that shows one shred of genuine originality - just competency, and a the geek cred of having watched a lot of action films. Compare this to Blomkamp's robot vids - there is no vision here. Just pretty, empty spectacle. But take heart, lovers - Hollywood will snatch this boy up. He's of the ilk they like - skilled and without soul. And Sky Captain was pretty, unmitigated garbage. Next.
Wow, Blackwood... by Bones	May 2nd, 2007 02:37:44 PM
Forgetting that this is a home-made project...and is an homage to "Hollywood fare" we should dislike this project because of a lapse in logic? GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS, Buddy!!! Fighting in WWII!!! What do you want? Perfection? This project is a portfolio piece for this guy, to show off his skill sets. It accomplishes everything it sets out to do in spades and was made by a very small crew. Now, go off and make something better or SHUT THE FUCK UP. And another thing--Sky Captain completely RULED. IT wasn't trying to update the Movie Serial experience like Raiders or Rocketeer--it was trying to recreate the experience, with all the innocence, the allusions and inconsistencies found therein. It was a Geek Fetish Movie, and if you couldn't enjoy it, I feel very sorry for you. Now, having ranted--thanks for expressing your opinion.
Wow, indeed by blackwood	May 2nd, 2007 03:08:17 PM
You should like whatever you like, I don't particularly care. It does show off his skill set - and he is quite skilled. But that's the problem - all skill with no soul. As a technical piece, I can't fault it. As a spectacle meant to incite some sort of reaction, it left me utterly cold. I've seen it all before. I don't want perfection. I want something new. I want what Merrick promised in his article - imaginative and clever. I am the first one to cry GIANT ROBOTS, and that's why this disappointed me so much... because it was exactly what I fear/know/suspect Transformers will be - empty. All execution. And save your Sky Captain pity, mister. I get why you like it, and bully for you. But I am pandered to enough, and increasingly dissatisfied with emotionally castrated filmmaking. Homage is becoming a tired excuse for hollow procedurals aping the style but lacking the spirit. As for something better... just you wait.
kinda cool .. but .... by caipirina	May 2nd, 2007 03:10:42 PM
I enjoyed watching it ... but it would need heck of scripting to get that as a feature .. sure there is some talent there and Marco will no be very happy that he has been featured on BoingBoing and AICN ... and I hope that gets him a job .. the movie industry sure needs talent ... but I think sky captain has shown us just how limited our geek powers are ... too bad .. i would have loved a scy captain trilogy ... so .. darth vader looking nazi mechs on the big screen ... i'd love it .. but doubt it will happen ..
WHAT TA HECK IZZAT THANG?! by IForgotAbout19	May 2nd, 2007 04:20:50 PM
How could you possibly hate the voice acting?
I wish there really was a by IForgotAbout19	May 2nd, 2007 06:27:56 PM
I wish there really was a "Beatnik Man" cartoon
What's this about nude Gillian Anderson now? by BannedOnTheRun	May 2nd, 2007 06:54:31 PM
That would be better than 100 giant Illinois Nazi robots.
This reminds me a lil bit of Negadon... by Womb2dooM	May 2nd, 2007 07:14:59 PM
The main difference being is that I paid $15.00 for Negadon and I was disappointed.
old serials idea by stvnhthr	May 2nd, 2007 07:15:34 PM
Wouldn't it be cool if a major studio put shorts like this before their feature films? How about doing a 1/2 hour long cgi film, cutting it into 6 5 minute sections and putting it at the front of a half dozen summer releases? It would add something to the movie going experience and get audiences to check out all the studio's releases so they can see the whole story.
Ummm... I don't get the ending.. by crackerfarmboy	May 2nd, 2007 07:31:56 PM
So the robo-Jap and the G.I. Ro-bot just stop moving? How sad. Cool concept though, and it's just like the Japanese to build superior electronics!
A subtle citation from Star Wars by Stefano	May 2nd, 2007 07:33:58 PM
Look in the first video from 3:13 to 3:08, the way the robot turns his head towards the camera... I think Marco wanted to refers the scene (thus paying homage to it) in Return of the Jedi when Luke is in the pit with the Rancor. Look at this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =c78nD3lLTRw and look just after that piggy alien gets eaten... the two shots are very similar - at least to me :)
The kite at the end of part 2 by tHEmOOG	May 2nd, 2007 08:01:00 PM
Is the plane from Battle of the Planets
How Mike Bay REALLY wanted to make Pearl Harbor by the_shogun_gunslinger	May 2nd, 2007 08:31:15 PM
that was pretty fuckn cool. animation was excelent
been done before by darwinwins	May 2nd, 2007 10:35:00 PM
at least in comic book format. g.i. joes and the transformers crossed over to fight cobra during WWII. it was pretty sweet.
Please sir may I have some more? by Livinejs	May 2nd, 2007 11:24:44 PM
That was awesome. Who gives a shit about voice over work and logistics? That was some excellent animation thrown together with some awesome fight music capped off with the US of A kicking the crap out of the Nazis again...brilliant.
Blackwood... by Bones	May 3rd, 2007 01:55:57 AM
...Many Kudos for the intelligent response. And for not being baited by my trash-talk. I do understand and agree with the idea that there needs to be more originality and emotion in modern film--but I see nothing wrong in unplugging and unwinding as well. Please don't mistake that for being indiscriminate. Michael Bay has yet to make a film that I have enjoyed besides The Rock, and that had more to do with Sean Connery and Ed Harris dining out on scenery in that movie. It would take a miracle to make his "Transformers" enjoyable. Gattaca, Amelie, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind were all unique and engaging...and three of my favorite films. Perhaps I see a difference between "movies" and "films" and ask different things from them. I don't really know. But swearing and ranting aside, I do appreciate seeing another persons view--so thanks again.
darwinwins by Speaker for the Dead	May 3rd, 2007 02:26:43 AM
yep, and I remember an anime about american mechas attacking germany during WW2. must also add that spitoni's mecha design is frakking horrible.
What's with the youtube shit, AICN? by DocPazuzu	May 3rd, 2007 04:26:16 AM
At least post a link to the guy's homepage (www.cee-gee.net) for God's sake. I'm sure he could use the hits more than fucking youtube. Not only that, but you can actually download the whole film in a decent format. Sheesh... As for the film itself, very impressive.
Good job, mate by Col. Tigh-Fighter	May 3rd, 2007 04:39:56 AM
Well done. Ignore the naysayers. Love the seen it all before comments. Frakkin Tools, lol.
Wow, geek mana ,love it! by KillaKane	May 3rd, 2007 06:06:19 AM
Yeah voices let it down, would be kiler with some pro acting talent. Great concept, hokey but seriously fun!
This is a big thread on CGtalk by Random Sime	May 3rd, 2007 08:08:31 AM
http://forums.cgsociety.org/sh owthread.php?f=154&t=484342 This is a thread on a CG website about CODE Guardians

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