As for the review, doesn't seem like the author wrote it. Or maybe it was heavily edited with someone else. In any event, 60-somethings refer to gay guys as "sweet" as in: Oh, he's just a little sweet. Or... "light in the loafers," no?

As to the Spider-Man review, I think it's a good review if a bit sarcastic. Maybe ironic in parts. Of course I wouldn't know if it's irony because I don't know what irony is.
And, right, the tone seems off as I said before.

Nell is obviously still mourning her dear departed Niles. Little Neill is all she has left in the world. God Bless him for staying with her through thick and thin.

How anyone could mistake this as anything other than a review written by Neill's mom is beyond me!

Anyway, thanks for the write-up, Mrs Cumpston. Have a safe drive home.

It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an old copy of Chunky Asses magazine, I tells ya!

P.S. Don't tell Mrs Marmoset that this review might not be on the up-and-up. She's thinking of inviting Mrs Cumpston to join her book club.

now please excuse me whilst I take this in...

2. Pubcrawler: many talkbackers don't get that neill is a bit of an oddball for the site. his previous reviews are all over the place. I applaud him for his attempts at humor but to call this a plant is just silly. really silly. I mean NELL is supposed to watch modern television programs. come on.

In other news you spidey3 whiners should be happy you're even getting a spiderman movie at all. I know EVERYONE on AICN hates that mentality but the movies are a dream come true for me.

Well done, sah! Well done.

I had no desire to see Spidey 3 (Because I learned my lesson with one and two) and this review just confirms it. I'm tired of fanboys dickriding something just because they put in a few wink wink nudge nudge jokes for them, or because the director is an overrated genre director past his "Prime".

However, from what I've read, it DOES appear that they shortchanged Venom--possibly because Raimi only put him in at all to placate Arad. As for power ranger Goblin, there was no excuse for that. The costume shoulda just been some medieval cloak Osbourne had in his collection, like the masks. And honestly, Willem Dafoe needn't have worn a mask. I thought his "mirror" portrayal of the schizo Norman / Goblin was very good, and he coulda just made a mean face when in "Goblin" mode. Go back and watch it again. He's not green, but that expression on his face is pretty creepy. Like at the end of S2 when he yells at Harry, AVENGE ME!!! Oh well, too late, they fucked that.

I love Spidey 2, but I always wondered--and now you will, too--just what the hell was Doc Oc planning to do with that giant fusion reaction at the end of the movie? Earlier, he opined that it meant "cheap, renewable energy" for the whole world. Um, okay, but after his accident, he was evil. Why'd he bother creating a new one? Plus, like the first fusion reaction, the second developed a "containment breach" almost right away. You'd think he'd own up to his "miscalculation" at that point. What was his plan? To sell the energy like any other power company? "Bwahaha, I've made cheap renewable energy, but I'll sell it like any other kind of energy!! Bwahahahaa! I've made a giant fireball! Bwahahahaha!"

What next? Harry's review will be an audio one, with Harry giving his review while sitting on the shitter after eating Hugh Grant's baked beans? I mean c'mon, I know this site can't compete with the real professionals, but at least an attempt at catering to adults rather than 12 year olds would be nice for a change.

Stuntcock Mike, please consider making a sizable donation to FTB, where its our goal at FTB to get Kathy back to her enormous size by feeding her grease, bacon, lard, suzy q's, twinkies, raw meat, and small children. As of right now, we have raised $97.54. Thank you.

And speaking of the actuator arms, I found it hard to believe that a scientist could develop A.I. arms with that kinda 'nanotechnology' and still get his math wrong with the fusion reaction. Developing the arms alone would get him on the cover of Popular Mechanics, Science, Newsweek and Time all by itself, fo sho'.

Why?

For some reason I fall into the class of people who "You know you look just like _____." Fill in the blank with Tobey, Topher or Elijah Wood. I don't know what it is about being a white male of average height with blue eyes that makes the general public stupid. I was at a Taco Bell once and the girl behind the counter was giggling and "knowingly" asked if I'd seen Spider-Man. I almost think she thought I was lying when I said I hadn't yet. Like Tobey Maguire eats at a Taco Bell in Atlanta.

Of course, my favorite look alike story was when someone said to Rosie O'Donnell: "I don't mean to insult you, but you look just like Rosie O'Donnell." Not a Rosie fan, but I admire that she tells that story.

Seriously, she put a lot of effort into this review. Neill's a good son for looking out for his mom, and she's a stand-up parent for filling in for her ailing Mr. Poopy Pants.

Goodnight, Mrs. Cumpston, wherever you are.

Did you already see it Mosquito March?

IMHO it was the first disappointment in a series of letdowns this movie (unfortunately) offers.

But remember well this day so that you do not make the same mistake when Neill submits another review. Carry on, laddie.

Deus seems angry at something and I don`t know why. Sure, much fun has been wiped out here by certain h*c* *r**er. Luckily we can allways count on double standards.

There is also the unbearable drama of upseting the children and industry professionals. Lets hope those are actually two different groups of people.

Prof: my memory is a little fuzzy but I think I understand what you and 9banned are refering to. Your personal experiences aside, I wish someone would take out the current gaggle of catch-phrase poseurs who are turning TB into a cess pool these days. AICN needs an enema.

Or perhaps Hiro plucks them and brings them forward five years..

morons, you know who you are.

Spot on, there. Look at half the people that post- sheer lunatics, funny as fuck but obviously troubled.

Keep bringing the madness!

that same person did not purge lame offenders and purpetrators of repeating the lameos.