this does look funny.

And remember how you said such content is best suited to the zone due to the "graphic nature" of her silly writing? And that "this site is frequented by children and industry types and such content isn't appropriate for them to read"...?

Well now do you remember how we all said HARRY is far and away more dirty than anyone else who posts on this site and you even agreed but said harry would be curbed from using such language in the future?

Well for God's sake Mori do your mod job and edit Harry's post, warn him, banish him to the zone, or ban him from posting on his own site altogether. Why? Uh well duh--using subtitles to stories such as "wish you had two dicks and one spits invisible goo" just isn't appropriate for children and industry types dont'cha think?

I mean come on Mori, Makiko and everyone else complained about the double standard and in this case their point is made and proved 100%.

Now I know Harry still thinks using such language is funny, entertaining, and makes him appear like he's still some sort of underground, anti-establishment movie fan with a website that posts "cool news" and he's supporting the Austin entertainment by so doing but honestly Mori AND Harry its time to wake up. If you're expecting REAL industry types to take you seriously, can the filthy language and obscene descriptions. I doubt advertisers such as "thebigbadtoystore" would run ads on your site if they knew just how awful your posts and stories end up being on an inexcusably frequent basis.

As Allfather Starr said, a little disclosure goes a long way. Here's the deal. When you post a contest, that draws traffic. That traffic is translated into revenue for the site. Therefore, contests are not something you can start and then just drop. There's a financial AND promotional end to this.

But there's also the moral obligation you have to your readers. So here's what you do. You honor those who participate with you due diligence. Even if you only received a few lousy entries, those are the entries that you judge. And then you award the prize.

And with the Rocky contest, if you lost the address of the person who had made the offer of the prizes, then the site should just have the balls to say "my dog ate my homework" and pony up a few bucks to purchase a few items worthy of those you failed to secure. I won't go into any conspiracy theories. But what doesn't fly is blaming email or computers.

And the worst thing you said was how difficult it was reading 700+ jokes. Quint, if you didn't expect a lot of jokes, and didn't understand the time commitment you would have to make, then you have to bounce some of these ideas off others before you throw them out there.

Even 1,000 jokes is not a lot. If I read 20 a day, that's 140 in a week. In just over seven weeks, the first round is done. You then have to narrow down the field. So every day you pick the best joke. That means after you'll have a field of 50 to select the winners from. How long would it take anyone to pick the winners out of that field? Not very long.

Ultimately, you demonstrate a lack of respect toward the people who frequent this site, and you prove, once again, that integrity is a dirty word around AICN. For every good writer like Drew, there's Harry writing about dicks spouting goo ad nauseum. So, that's all I have to say about this. Just tell people the truth, tell them the facts WHEN IT MATTERS. The Rocky contest started at the end of December. Now is when you disclose your tech issues? That's just adding insult to more insults.

This movie has all sorts of cool in it for me.

Sorry, this is my kind of humor.