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Puny internets. Hulk not Grey! Arrrrrrggghhhh! SMASH!

Make up your mind! by dirtygoku	Apr 24th, 2007 02:03:21 AM
Damn Arad.
Make him BLACK by iwontwin	Apr 24th, 2007 02:07:38 AM
why cant the hulk ever be black? U RACISTS
He never said the Hulk was going to be grey though by TheNorthlander	Apr 24th, 2007 02:14:33 AM
He just said he didn't know what color it was going to be. Kind of not the same thing, huh?
Chrome Hulk is the Future by LittleDudes	Apr 24th, 2007 02:15:59 AM
Everything is chrome in the future.
I wonder who should be She-Hulk??? by Rakafraker	Apr 24th, 2007 02:16:50 AM
I liked the HULK movie (loved the TV series from the '80's), so I hope that the new one kicks butt! Green or otherwise. P.S. (Though it's DC) Green Lantern movie, guys. C'mon!
This is still an unwarranted slap in the face to Lee... by TiVo1138	Apr 24th, 2007 02:26:11 AM
whose Hulk movie was actually pretty good, but could've used a more traditional editing style. Eric Bana will be missed.
ultimate hulk by Evil Hobbit	Apr 24th, 2007 02:34:08 AM
I can feel it, it's big, it's semi-green, it's smashing.
She-Hulk by jasper Stillwell	Apr 24th, 2007 02:37:14 AM
Should be a CGI-'d Nadja Bjorlin - she might be a dead-eyed careerist ho but I'd take my chances.
Wow, tough couple days for the internets by VanLingoMungo	Apr 24th, 2007 02:52:43 AM
First the Joker fiasco, now this.
If this website were a newspaper by deanamatronix	Apr 24th, 2007 02:55:18 AM
and it published as much unconfirmed conjecture as this site, the paper would probably be shut down on ethical grounds. This place is ridiculous.
Your Hulk talkback, condensed. by BannedOnTheRun	Apr 24th, 2007 03:01:27 AM
The first Hulk sucked. No it didn't, it was brilliant. Where was the Hulk from the comics? HULK SMASH! Ang Lee made a sophisticated film for adults--sorry you mouth-breathers didn't get it. I'll miss Bana; he was perfect. Ed Norton is a great choice. I'd pay to see Buscemi as Banner. Hulk didn't suck nearly as much as [insert Marvel adaptation here; e.g. Elektra]. Here's my list of best Marvel movies. Hulk poodles?
P.S. by BannedOnTheRun	Apr 24th, 2007 03:03:17 AM
This movie is a surefire blockbuster now that they've made the Hulk a different shade of green.
what about his hairdo? a mullet or a pony tail? by TheDohDoh	Apr 24th, 2007 03:31:20 AM
why didn't some asshole bring a color-wheel to the rich bastard and tell him to point at it. Jesus.
Joanie Laurer IS The She-Hulk by Napoleon Park	Apr 24th, 2007 03:31:47 AM
but with a bigger clit. (Oh, you'd suck her off.) * The shade of green is unimportant (pea, olive, forest, hunters, army drab. etc). What has me concerned is the alleged quote that the new film will be "more like the show". PLEASE let THAT be the joke. * And I think AICN does a good job of covering breaking news even if it does have to fall for the occasional hoax or unconfirmed rumor to do it. When it reports on something some other site had a week ago, everyone bitches. When it steps up and breaks a story that turns out to be a speculation, everyone bitches. What do you want from these people?
What if... by goku_z	Apr 24th, 2007 03:48:52 AM
he was the Hulk when he's not mad, and he becomes Ed Norton when he is mad.
Careful this time by hallmitchell	Apr 24th, 2007 04:04:28 AM
I didn't like the CG Hulk in first movie. I felt that's when the film community realised that ILM was no longer the special effects company. That now belongs to WETA.
American Hulkstory X by Happyfat73	Apr 24th, 2007 04:05:36 AM
Hulk smash somebody's chompers into a gutter!
Sorry, Eric Bana was the best Banner, but of course by Gwai L0	Apr 24th, 2007 04:37:24 AM
he was squaundered in that ridiculous film. Sucks for him, he deserved better. On a different note, would anyone by any chance know what Cho Seung-Hui weighed? I mean I am totally looking everywhere for this, and nothing! Anyone know? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller? Seriously though, someone has to know this! Thanks in advance.
Indeed... by Quintus_Arrius	Apr 24th, 2007 05:06:06 AM
I for one am glad that the Hulk will not be grey (as cool as he was in the books). In order for this motion picture to work (at the box-office) it must appeal to the masses and not just the Marvel Maniacs and appealing to the masses means GREEN HULK SMASH! Pure and simple. Just get the green mother-fucker to fuck shit up and the masses will come and rejoice. And I don't give a monkeys what shade it is just as long as it's GREEN and fucks shit up! To me its quite simple. Indeed, may be that's what the problem was for Mr BrokeBack - the simplicity of the story which is probably why he tried to turn it into a Shakespearian piece. This title had the potential of being a good franchise until Ang Lee got his cum-stained hands on it! Yes my dear friends let not your minds be fooled or swayed in any way - Mr Lee's effort was absolute cods-wallop. Pure, thick, steaming doo-doo! The fact that he had enough ingredients in place (Bana, Connelly, Elliott etc) made the experience all the more painful and the moment he introduced the insipid 'Hulk dogs' convinced me that Mr Broke-Dick took leave of his senses; indeed, I wept bitterly. I am not going to be an apologist or pacifist for such appalling work... It was utter crap! I'm a Hulk fan and I'd like to see this one done right and Norton is a definite step in the right direction. Hail the Green Norton!
As long as he talks. by stones_throw	Apr 24th, 2007 05:38:43 AM

go Man In Hulk-Suit (ala Godzilla) with... by Amy Chasing	Apr 24th, 2007 05:50:14 AM
Rick Moranis inside! "I can't breathe in this thing!"
Re: "That now belongs to WETA." by I Dunno	Apr 24th, 2007 05:54:40 AM
I don't think so.
The minute he turns it jumps the shark by performingmonkey	Apr 24th, 2007 06:29:38 AM
You can't do a movie where the hero turns into a big green guy. You just CAN'T. It's good for comics but not for the big screen. Norton can be fantastic but as soon as the Hulk arrives you might as well throw everything else out the window. It's just like Kong will always be seen as an ape movie no matter what extra stuff Peter Jackson throws in.
Make him purple, and change his name to Barney! by Freefinger	Apr 24th, 2007 06:31:10 AM
Now that would be a movie! "I smash you, you smash me, we are just a big smashery!"
And no matter what color Hulk turns out to be... by Freefinger	Apr 24th, 2007 06:45:52 AM
...I still won't see Singer's Superman Returns Again! I don't like to be molested out of my money twice! I learned from that first shitty movie Has Far as Lee's Hulk, it had positive sides to it, not great, but some positives. like the screen play that made it look and feel like a comic book, the CGI Hulk was done pretty good (Not perfect, but good enough), Bana is a good actor and did what he could with that movie but I still feel someone like Norton is a better built to play Punny Banner, The "Hulking out" was done pretty well. The bad siade was the whole story, they just played too far away from the original gama bomb experiment, the Electric Boogaloo Dad Man Monter, the Hulk Dogs (Yes they were in the comics at some point but still was a bad idea), Connely while beautiful did not deliver a character that would deserve to be a major part of the story, and Lee's direction. A good Director gets the best out of every actor on the set, he gets the best shot and he delivers a great product at the end. Three poitn that Lee just did not deliver on the first movie. Those Desert shots could've been taken by anyone, the arial views, the angles, the feel and look of the surroundings just didn't seem to come out, and unfortunatly for Lee, the movie felt like it was short changed. I think Norton would not have signed if there wasn't a decent script and a decent view of the whole movie from the Director or Producers. We'll just have to wait and see.
I smell racism by Dr Gregory House	Apr 24th, 2007 06:54:36 AM
"Can't a grey brotha get a film? Sheeeeee-it!"
SHIA LABEOUF CONFIRMED TO BE THE SHADE OF GREEN!!! by Err	Apr 24th, 2007 07:05:57 AM
He's gonna be all like "WINTERGREEN" and "EVERGREEN" and "FORESTGREEN"
Freefinger by Quintus_Arrius	Apr 24th, 2007 07:15:18 AM
No, no, no, no no.... You apologist! Thou shalt not do it... Thou must not! Crap, poo, mud, doo-doo, feces, shite, dirt, excrement, bodily waste products.... and such.
What a complete Joke by NachoNegro	Apr 24th, 2007 07:19:27 AM
This site is a parody of itself. Any asshole can write in and say "Hey guys, long time reader first time submitter, I just found out that because of product placement the Silver Surfer is going to wear chrome Calvin Klein underpants" and Bang! it's on the site. When are you guys going to learn?? Don't post unconfirmed sh1t like this all the time. It's just damaging what little reputation you have left. I can understand getting it wrong every now and then, but how many times has it happened recently? Seriously guys, you need to get back on track, because this site is becoming a joke.
Then 'farewell' Mr Nacho... by Quintus_Arrius	Apr 24th, 2007 07:23:06 AM
and leave us be to revel in mediocrity...
I liked all the Freudian stuff in Hulk by jasper Stillwell	Apr 24th, 2007 07:25:46 AM
...at least it's having a 'go', a reasonable attempt - what's the alternative in mainstream blockbusters, Transformers??? When I was a kid Stan Lee used to put in the comics difficult words, grand-often abstract concepts and regularly (often mis)quote Shakespeare. Not a gesture of 'the grand educuator' but a pretty cool thing to do in his position. This meant that not only would I investigate what those things actually meant but I'd keep an eye for them in other contexts in film, literature, theatre etc. So Ang Lee puts a bit of Freud in Hulk, good on 'im - then maybe someone who would never look at that stuff in a million years might for once broaden their horizons just a little bit rather than just sit back, slack-jawed and suck mindlessly on the big ol' tit of studio tentpole stupidity. Most studios are too scared to put anything remotely intelligent in their films so the audience might get alienated or confused or not give them their dollars - fuck 'em they need to be. We do too much pandering to that mentality these days.
Good. by CoursinLarry	Apr 24th, 2007 07:35:01 AM
I wanted a green Hulk.
Fair point Mr Stillwell by Quintus_Arrius	Apr 24th, 2007 07:38:15 AM
However, it is a comic book therefore the people expect a comic book flick. I love the theatre, studied Shakespeare and when I go and see a west end play I know what I am going to get. However, when I pay my £6.50 to go and see something like the Hulk I expect the motion picture to do what it says on the tin. I'm all for intelligent, logical stories and so on but the insistence of trying to be something it ought not is (for me) what helped make the Hulk some of my afore mentioned nouns...
Will Bill Bixby make a cameo in this one? by Err	Apr 24th, 2007 07:45:18 AM
Even though he's dead?
New HULK to HAVE CHROME GREEN BALLZ by Darkwolf9x	Apr 24th, 2007 07:46:35 AM
WHAT!!
FAKE! by XoanonTORN	Apr 24th, 2007 07:54:09 AM
Done in photoshop XoanonTORN
Make it animated, and Stewie is Bruce Banner. by uss cygnus	Apr 24th, 2007 07:54:19 AM
That ending to Family Guy is sheer, inspired genius. You want to talk about TV for the geeks, by the geeks...
Quintus_Arrius by NachoNegro	Apr 24th, 2007 07:58:47 AM
I actually quite like the site. The problem is, it's hard to take anything posted on here seriously. All I'm asking is that Harry, Quint, etc actually try verifying information before posting. And buying a sodding spellchecker wouldn't be a bad idea either.
Hulk is a force.. by Diagnostic	Apr 24th, 2007 08:02:21 AM
ergo he should be a storm cloud. a slightly gray one, and with scars... and make him hot like.. like Grace Park!!!!
Mr Nacho by Quintus_Arrius	Apr 24th, 2007 08:02:28 AM
...of course dear chap!
As long as he has nipples by Fecal Debris	Apr 24th, 2007 08:05:37 AM
and maybe give him a cute little speedo, or a yellow sarong. The only thing they should really change (beside the omission of poodles) is the transformation from Hulk back to Bruce. The one at the end of Ang Lee's movie looked shitty--the change was too quick, and looked, well, incredible. The change back should take a while. Hours, even.
first of all, it's spelled G-R-A-Y. by Cotton McKnight	Apr 24th, 2007 08:12:44 AM
Secondly, some moron is the one who came up with the idea that he would be gray. I have read that "different color" quote in several different publications and nobody took that to mean Hulk was going to be anything other than another shade of green. But this guy, whoever it was, thought it was gray. So he asks, and the guy says "ummmm we'll see". How anyone could draw from that that the hulk is going to be gray is beyond me.
thats funny, iwontwin. by Cotton McKnight	Apr 24th, 2007 08:14:05 AM
So what your suggesting is, whenever david/bruce banner gets mad, he turns into a big black man that destroys everything?
deanamatronix by HippieFella	Apr 24th, 2007 08:21:39 AM
You may be right, but here we all are reading everything they post.
G-R-A-Y HULK by HippieFella	Apr 24th, 2007 08:23:20 AM
Thee idea didn't come out of nowhere. The Hulk used to be gray. Do some research.
Quintus_Arrius by jasper Stillwell	Apr 24th, 2007 08:24:45 AM
Thanks for the comments and I definitely see your point there - I always thought though that great comic book movies brought out the material that lurked in there all along often as subtext, (and in Peter David's case made more explicit with his psycho-analytical debates around Bruce Banner - which made the whole thing a damn site more interesting for me I have to say as a long-time Hulk reader). Comic books are of course a separate medium entirely but the best of them hint at possibilities that cinema can realise and extend, and let's face it, they pretty much HAVE to expand upon otherwise we're left with little more than a two and a half hour videogame that you can't join in on and that the characters in the story simply bore you to tears with their simplicity. I love me the pretty colours but even comic book material can aspire to being so much more, that most fans actually would like something that they can debate and come back to reassess and indeed neither should we restrict what the form can express. That I think is very much in keeping with what Lee, Thomas and all the others had in mind all along and I was really pleased to that Ang Lee thought so too. The converse argument is Ghost Rider which I can't believe anyone can make an excuse for as being other than a pointless waste of time, money and electricity.
sorry by jasper Stillwell	Apr 24th, 2007 08:26:49 AM
...sentence construction went to ratshit there - but you get the idea!! I'm typing this at work!!
Yep, AICN has lost ALL credibility this week! by jojo-pimp	Apr 24th, 2007 08:29:38 AM
Grey hulk, emo joker!! whatever!
Hulk sucked balls...Hulk sequel will swallow them. by IG76	Apr 24th, 2007 08:42:53 AM
Who gives a Damn! Hey Harry where's the talkback on the remake of V? Bunch of savage's in this town.
RRRAAAAA, ME NEED SMOKE, FOOD DRINK by greekopa	Apr 24th, 2007 08:45:09 AM
RAAAAAAAAAAA
More like the TV show, says Arad by Blanket-Man	Apr 24th, 2007 08:58:58 AM
Ugh. I'm the ultimate Marvel Zombie and I could barely tolerate that HINO TV series. Bixby was good, but, let's face it, it was a warmed-over version of "The Fugitive." OK, he turned mean and green when he got mad, but that was where any resemblance to the comics ended. Arad should be using 40+ years of comics stories (some classic, some awful) to base this on, not a barely-watchable minor hit TV show from 25 years ago...
Are Hulk's pubes green? by boba_rob	Apr 24th, 2007 09:01:12 AM
Just asking.
PLAID HULK! by johnnykool	Apr 24th, 2007 09:04:19 AM
Make him Scottish!
ahem by smylexx	Apr 24th, 2007 09:06:18 AM
I agree with Mr Stillwell. There's room for a bit of intelligence - even in a summer blockbuster. The Hulk is a prime candidate for Pathos and exploration of what it is to be human. The Bill Bixby pilot movie even went into a huge amount of detail to explain WHY he was experimenting into human rage, strength etc. I don't think Ang Lee's film was entirely succesful, but i'd hate to just see something completely mindless with this new Hulk movie. Ed Norton's usually pretty reliable though. I'm sure he wont let me down, right Ed?
ahem...again by smylexx	Apr 24th, 2007 09:08:32 AM
PLUS we can save the mindless stuff for the sequel! Hulk Vs The Thing! 2 hours of stuff being smashed to bits while ol' blue eyes takes on Mr Stretchy-Pants in a big city full of breakable stuff. And penguins... you know, for the kids.
a monster by Mneth	Apr 24th, 2007 09:22:25 AM
I hope the Lee Priest-look is gone in the next movie. I want a real towering CGI-monstor this time, and not some prettyboy action-man.
"He was green...like a lime." by Doctor_Sin	Apr 24th, 2007 09:24:19 AM
"Zorro the Gay Blade" all over again.
Green or Gray, it doesn't matter when the film... by rbatty024	Apr 24th, 2007 09:24:24 AM
smells like shit.
HULK VS. THE LEADER!!! by Err	Apr 24th, 2007 09:38:34 AM
That's what it should be!
Hulk vs. Thor, bitches by Fecal Debris	Apr 24th, 2007 09:47:51 AM
I'd love to see that shit onscreen, with the thunder god son of Odin flinging mjolnir (his hammer) at stuff. If Galactus can be a cloud, they can invent a way to get a thunder god onscreen.
WHAT ABOUT THE ALBINO HULK SYMBIOTE ? by Pound Sand	Apr 24th, 2007 10:02:21 AM

i have to say... by SylarTheCylon	Apr 24th, 2007 10:11:19 AM
Michael Bay would be perfect for this movie and you know it.
It's also spelled G-R-E-Y by talkbackgeek	Apr 24th, 2007 10:14:40 AM
Grey is the Canadian or English standard as I recall. Gray is the american form? Canadians also spell it as "Colour" not "Color". So the Hulk will not be Grey in Colour?
talkbackers by bluebottle	Apr 24th, 2007 10:18:49 AM
"you don't post enough gossip/scoops" "your scoops are lame" "your scoops turn out to be LIES! shame!" mew mew mew. grow up you fucking babies.
Bah... by Reznor	Apr 24th, 2007 10:23:12 AM
Ang Lee's Hulk was a brilliant adaptation. This new with the "stupid Hulk" doesn't make me wish to see the movie.
Maybe Edward Norton turns into a cloud? by Cotton McKnight	Apr 24th, 2007 10:34:40 AM
Oh and by the way, I hate non-American spellings of words. I just hate them. That's right, cheque, shoppe, grey, colour.. they all make me very, very angry. And you wouldn't like me when i'm angry.
Hulk smash Giant Robots!!! by Fecal Debris	Apr 24th, 2007 10:46:33 AM
Hulk MAD at big dumb robot truck! Hulk SMASH red nipple flames! Hulk POUND vagina-face robot!! Ohhhh, Hulk TIRED. Hulk need to POOP.
ed norton + comic book movie = by BadMrWonka	Apr 24th, 2007 10:47:05 AM
wonka is sad...I mean come on, isn't there anyone left who won't sell out?
Norton's a good actor, but... by Fecal Debris	Apr 24th, 2007 10:50:14 AM
...his voice needs to drop at least a third so that he sounds like a fuggin' MAN instead of a schoolgirl on prom night. Bruce Banner can't be a pansy. I mean, he could be, but I don't want him to have a squeaky voice. HULK SMASH puny girl-talking man!!
BadMrWonka, sure Norton is selling out, but... by rbatty024	Apr 24th, 2007 11:18:35 AM
if there's one actor who deserves to sell out for a paycheck it's Edward Norton. He's been doing his time working on films people don't see for so long that it's time for his moment in the sun.
Norton already did a Hulk movie by papabendi	Apr 24th, 2007 11:22:51 AM
it was called Fight Club.
HEY cookylamoo.. by Freefinger	Apr 24th, 2007 11:27:19 AM
... "Black Hulk scare children and old white guys!".. What about us Middle aged white guys.. Why can't we be afraid of a Black Hulk! Shame on you! I'm waiting for them to say "Garden Green".. now that's Hulk Color!
he'll be this colo(u)r by foree forehead	Apr 24th, 2007 11:27:26 AM
http://tinyurl.com/27tqdv i don't know who's painting that is but i'd say that's the shade.
But will there be more FEEDING OF SCARVES TO HULK DOGS? by TheAFLACDuck	Apr 24th, 2007 11:27:50 AM
an oldie but a ... uh, well that was stupid in the Talkback even back then.
I love AICN... by PirateEmery	Apr 24th, 2007 11:28:21 AM
... as much as I love SuperShadow. Thanks Harry+co for the wonderfully reliable news that you've given us recently. Greatly appreciated.
Avi gave us a reason not to believe anything he says by Immortal_Fish	Apr 24th, 2007 11:59:42 AM

Animate the damned thing. by sith-vol	Apr 24th, 2007 12:09:12 PM
Let Lions Gate do it and release it on DVD and then lets move on....the whole Hulk thing died already....Ang Lee killed it.
Don't know if Norton was best choice . . . by Moa Kaka	Apr 24th, 2007 12:28:37 PM
He already played a character who's nature was just a thin line away from serial killer, struggling to stay "good" by personal choice - Will Graham. And he failed miserably at it. I know, I know, we all loved him in Fight Club. But he didn't play a torn character - he played half of that character straight, with no internal knowledge of the other half. Brad Pitt did the rest. I don't think this bodes well.
Hulk and Spider-Man are the two best Marvel characters. by TiVo1138	Apr 24th, 2007 12:35:14 PM
That's right. I said it.
COLOURS! by Wyatt Wingfoot	Apr 24th, 2007 12:41:00 PM
I vote metal flake candy apple green with a clear coat for the USA, 'cause it's SOOOOOOO shiny! Then maybe a matte dunkelgrün for the Euro audience.
"Plaid Hulk Is Smart & Sexy" by Earl Dittman	Apr 24th, 2007 01:12:04 PM
Earl Dittman - Wireless Magazine
Good point Anchorite, and I don't have much... by rbatty024	Apr 24th, 2007 01:14:45 PM
hope for this film so lets hope its not a repeat of Guy Pierce's fate. Although Norton is a more recognizable face in the US, so that gives him a bit of an advantage.
Paisley Hulk by EdRyder	Apr 24th, 2007 01:16:54 PM
I want the arc where Hulk knocked up Betty,not Bruce.
"I wonder who should be She-Hulk???" by leesheri	Apr 24th, 2007 01:24:46 PM
Xena
Green Hulk gotta eat! by Trancer	Apr 24th, 2007 01:45:11 PM
How'd we make it this far in the posts without that comment?
well only homos spell it "grey". by Cotton McKnight	Apr 24th, 2007 02:34:35 PM
That's all I really have to say on the matter. Unless of course you are from an ass backwards country where that's the proper spelling- in that case you're just ignorant.
Graie is my favorite coloure by Fecal Debris	Apr 24th, 2007 02:38:59 PM
Doth spaketh Shakespeare
Doesn't matter if it's "grey" or "gray," but it should by Moa Kaka	Apr 24th, 2007 02:47:33 PM
at least be consistent. "Grey" is a "colour," and "gray" is a "color." So the problem is really Quint using "grey" and "color" together. It's almost like miscegenation, and I can't handle that.
KIRSTEN DUNST BETTER BE SHE-HULK, OR IT WILL FLOP by Pound Sand	Apr 24th, 2007 02:47:58 PM
Also, she better be graigh!
Norton already did a Hulk movie... by papabendi	Apr 24th, 2007 02:59:08 PM
It was called Down In The valley.
I just got off the phone with the gray Hulk.... by Forestal	Apr 24th, 2007 03:31:32 PM
He said Nicholas Cage will be in the movie (because he has to be in every movie). He also said that Shia Labouf will play the green Hulk's sidekick. The gray Hulk will be played by Alec Baldwin. Harry Knowles is in negotiations to play the white Hulk.
Make Him Black???? by Roboteer	Apr 24th, 2007 03:50:40 PM
Is Tim Story directing this one too? "Affirmative action Hulk SMASH!"
How about Grheiiyy...... by Kai_Mah'gra	Apr 24th, 2007 05:27:10 PM
.....you know, kinda like the new Gheeiy. It is still a gay colour, considering the fact that it graces the title of the gayest show on TV right now. So Grhey it is. And we could even merchandize, this shiznite, like with T-shirts emblazoned with famous AICN catchphrases like "Too Grhey!!!!" or "Damn you Micheal Grhey! Damn you!!!" Or my personal favourite, "Grhey's gotta eat", just barely edging out "I just got off the phone with the color Grhey and it told me that it looked over and saw Kurt Russell was smiling, so it must have been OK".
Don't mean to be pedantic... by Happyfat73	Apr 24th, 2007 06:06:14 PM
But grey isn't a colour. It's a shade.
Different shade of green Hulk = CGI Shia Labeouf by Forestal	Apr 24th, 2007 06:07:05 PM
This Incredible Hulk has officially gone a different shade of green.
Flames on Optimus = Poodle on Hulk by DarthStallion	Apr 24th, 2007 06:16:32 PM
And by "Poodle on Hulk" I mean ON Hulk, humping his leg. Take that! And they didn't mean "gray" they meant to say "gravy". He would be the color of gravy.
.....actually Happyfat73..... by Kai_Mah'gra	Apr 24th, 2007 08:13:13 PM
"GREY", is the English (read: British) way of spelling it, whereas "GRAY" is the American spelling; or more correctly, the American misspelling. You know, English, don't you? That language that was spoken long looooong before America ever came into existence? Just like the spelling of the coloUr Grey? In other words, Grey is a colour, whereas Gray is a color; whatever the hell that is. Oh, and neither of them is a shade - it's a colour!
Whats up with Aicn aholes not reporting Beil as Betty!! by MerryHulkster	Apr 24th, 2007 08:50:34 PM
Hello Dick wads JESSICA BEIL HAS BEEN CAST AS BETTY ROSS EVERYONE AN THEIR MOTHERS HAVE BEEN FUCKING REPORTING IT!!
Still Got Hulk Wrong by MarkoOhNo	Apr 24th, 2007 09:36:22 PM
He won't be green nor gray. Hulk will be a lovely shade of mauve and will neither be intelligent nor a brute. Rather, he will be an interior decorator.
Kai_Mah'gra by Alonzo Mosely	Apr 24th, 2007 09:37:39 PM
I am British, although I live in the US, and I hate to interrupt your rant, but there is such a thing as American English, which has its own spelling rules that sometimes divert from the original English. An American would be incorrect to write 'colour' just as a Brit would be incorrect to write 'Color'. They are not exactly the same language, which people seem to have a problem grasping. Also Grey or Gray has no opposite color or colour (everyone happy?)...
Oh Wait... by MarkoOhNo	Apr 24th, 2007 09:40:10 PM
...that's what would happen if Michael Bay were handed the film.
Who's Jessica Beil? And it's Betsy Ross. by Bronx Cheer	Apr 24th, 2007 11:04:34 PM
Jeesh. Everybody knows Betsy Ross is who did something to the American flag. Oh yeah, she burned it.
Fuck your political correctness by Sappers Forward	Apr 24th, 2007 11:08:39 PM
I think we should now spell it "graey" to please both by anchorite F U & your political correctness. That's what's wrong with America and exactly how the liberals are destroying us. By stripping us of our individuality and personal beliefs! Better explained: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =eaE98w1KZ-c Anyway, we know who's playing the Hulk. We know what color he's going to be. We need to focus on the enemy. Sure, the government will always be after him with tanks, choppers, jets, bombs, and other things that the Hulk will smash to kill time. But what/who is the real powerhouse enemy going to be? What's the oldest Hulk Vs. who debate? I think it should be THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! Not that lame ass X-men version. Or, the abomination. The villain will make or break a film just as quickly as the hero.
I think Queefer Bukkake is hitting on me... by Alonzo Mosely	Apr 24th, 2007 11:12:04 PM
and it is making me turn Grey with arousal...
no ones mentioned by Mr Chuff	Apr 25th, 2007 03:01:09 AM
that the Hulk in Lee's flick moved like shit because Lee was in the motion capture suit? get an ACTOR in the suit and you end up with Gollum or Kong. I'm not suggesting Serkis for Hulk but you can really tell the difference between an actors motion capture and that of a director with delusions of grandeur.Just watch the tank smash behind-the-scences and see how much "acting" ILM had to do to fill in for Lee's playground version of the big green bastard...
Oh do be quite Queerfer... by Quintus_Arrius	Apr 25th, 2007 03:21:53 AM
For goodness sakes man...
Hail Mr Chuff! by Quintus_Arrius	Apr 25th, 2007 03:29:32 AM
Well observed old chap! Come to think of it the Hulks movement was a little homosexual in its nature. Much more like a gay mans tantrum... Yes, indeed!
As long as there's GREEN at ... by Boris Baddenov	Apr 25th, 2007 04:24:16 AM
the box office, the HULK will be a, uh, "Superman"!
Jennifer Connolly for SheHulk by Green Arrow	Apr 25th, 2007 04:46:07 AM
Yeah.
New Hulk, with a twist by Dr Gregory House	Apr 25th, 2007 01:15:15 PM
Scene: Pitch Meeting with Asshole Film Executive Yes Men in suits: "yeah, let's make the Hulk impotent, then Hulk meets a mexican chick, gives her a dirty sanchez, yadda, yadda.....we'll call it.....How Hulk Got His Groove Back"
I could care less how grey/gray is spelled.. by just pillow talk	Apr 25th, 2007 01:35:03 PM
irregardless of your feelings towards the color of the Hulk...no matter how blissful it may be for you.
Hello Jessica beil is cast as BETTY ROSS IN HULK by MerryHulkster	Apr 27th, 2007 09:43:49 PM
and what planet are u from tht u dont know who she is? Mary Caamden, the older sister from seventh heaven, and Whistler's Daughter in Blade Trinity! Yeah that girl Sjes Playing Betty( Hulks Girlfriend) who was originaaaaally played by Jenniffer Connelly in the original!

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