I really need my fix, it's been far too long... x_X

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It was so unnecessary for Harry to point out the "joke" of the poster that I felt it worth making a stupid little joke highlighting how stupid you'd have to be not to understand that this movie might employ a double entendre here and there.

What I found very disturbing was why Harold would dare to use the word "palpable" with regard to children. Does Harry know that the word refers to touching or handling? Is he slyly suggesting that he would like children to palpate his "balls of fury?"

Oh, jfp2006, that's a joke, too. So is this: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks over at him and says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Oh, and jfp2006, when I wrote the headline and included "I prefer 'choad'" that could be taken to mean that I prefer the spelling "choad" over "chode" or that I like the big hangy-down thing. It was sort of a joke as well.

Thanks in advance.

Well, I nearly bitchslapped the young punk.

Say what you want about some of his "paycheck" roles (coughWaynesWorld2cough), but the guy's proven talent (Dead Zone, Deerhunter, Suicide Kings, Pulp Fiction. Hell, I'll even give him Bioloxi BluesHe WAS that drill insructor when I was a kid and hadn't seen Full Metal Jacket yet!) I was just stunned to hear it. Almost as much as when I saw a trailer for "Stomp the Yard" and some Dad behind me said to his kid "Oh snap!" right after the trailer ended.

By way of clarification...and this is just one man's opinion..."choad" is specifically a penis that's wider than it is long, which is terribly sad...the character in Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions" had a choad--his penis was shaped like a can of tuna. "Chode" can be both the tuna-can penis, or the perineum, also known as the taint, twernt, gooch, and other swell names.

Thus endeth the lesson.