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First?
by CoursinLarry
Apr 18th, 2007
04:41:24 PM
...
I keep hearing that there will be aliens
by Norm Cascade
Apr 18th, 2007
04:42:44 PM
That title fits with that idea. I really hope that's false. Aliens suck.
SWEET!
by Rando Calrisian
Apr 18th, 2007
04:43:29 PM
Bring it on! Can't wait.
wow
by Spacekicker2001
Apr 18th, 2007
04:43:36 PM
it's really going to happen!
OH MUH GAWD
by fractureJonze
Apr 18th, 2007
04:45:05 PM
FIF
Cool!
by Neil McCauleys Crew
Apr 18th, 2007
04:46:20 PM
This is going to rock!!
Indy and Co. in the favelas of Rio taking on Lil Z and the runts!
I am so there midnight showing!
seriously
by fractureJonze
Apr 18th, 2007
04:46:29 PM
I like it! Kind of feels along the lines of Temple of Doom.
Sounds like Atlanits...
by skycrapper
Apr 18th, 2007
04:47:31 PM
Count down to the first old man joke 10...9...8...
SHIA LABEOUF IS CONFIRMED TO PLAY SHIA LABEOUF!!!
by Err
Apr 18th, 2007
04:47:36 PM
He's gonna be all like "ker-smack" "kapow" and "Crackalack"
FILM BUFF BET: Connery's set to die in Indy 4!!!
by woo-jin
Apr 18th, 2007
04:47:41 PM
If Harrison Ford is playing his own age of 64 how old is sean connery's character, like 110 or something?????!!! Will this mean we see a very dishevelled Henry Jones journey off to the grey havens at the end?
wow
by imageburn13
Apr 18th, 2007
04:48:19 PM
my money was on fate of atlantis.
Maybe it'll crossover with Gibson's Maya movie.
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 18th, 2007
04:49:06 PM
That would be cool.

No, I'm sorry, not "cool". The word I was looking for there was "stupid".

Where's Ray Winstone?
by Sub
Apr 18th, 2007
04:50:06 PM
I thought he was also officialy cast in the film.
With a title like that, I should be in it. (snort!)
by JDanielP
Apr 18th, 2007
04:51:29 PM
Nothing to see here.
Indy fighting brazilian gangs??!?!?!
by Lord Thislewick
Apr 18th, 2007
04:53:05 PM
Does this mean he fights gangs of south american children pushing drugs and violence?
re:connery
by countrytrav
Apr 18th, 2007
04:54:04 PM
didn't connery drink from the cup at the end of last crusade? so, his character technically wouldn't age like everyone else...right?
If by aliens you mean illegal, it makes sense ...
by kinghenryVIII
Apr 18th, 2007
04:54:19 PM
Cheap labor to dig for artifacts. Indiana could drive down to the strip mall and hire some dudes cheap.
Sallah is too old for the hip modern audience!
by JackPumpkinhead
Apr 18th, 2007
04:55:06 PM
Behold his replacement - Shiallah!
Great title
by Bobo_Vision
Apr 18th, 2007
04:56:05 PM
Last I heard, Connery is still up in the air, and they're still trying to convince him, but he's unnecessary to the movie. Just a cameo to let the audience know he's alive and alright is all thats needed to tie up loose ends and give closure to the series.
Location: LA and beyond!
by Heckles
Apr 18th, 2007
04:56:16 PM
Sounds pretty fake dude. Is your blood sugar down, Harry?
set in the 60s
by caravaggio
Apr 18th, 2007
04:56:29 PM
cause indy is old dude
So, going by Ford's age, this will take place...
by Christopher3
Apr 18th, 2007
04:56:40 PM
In the late 60s/early 70s? Far out.
So why is John Rhys-Davies listed there?
by performingmonkey
Apr 18th, 2007
05:00:25 PM
I think they SHOULD bring him back to help give it the Indy feel. The movie will also miss Marcus Brody played by Denholm Elliot, who died some years ago. Shame. Although neither of them were in Temple Of Doom. I hope Marcus gets a mention. And I hope they DO deal with Indy's age. The story will probably be that he's become pussified for the last 20 years and has done no adventuring, then he'll be forced into it when Marion contacts him and says their son (that's right, motherfucking SON) has gone after some relic or what the fuck. Indy will don the fedora once more to save him, and just like in Raiders 3 (mwahaha...) they will join forces and find the City Of Gods (Atlantis??).
Does Lucas own us?
by THE KNIGHT
Apr 18th, 2007
05:01:44 PM
Does he!!!!?
Umm
by Quin the Eskimo
Apr 18th, 2007
05:01:47 PM
I wonder how will this will work without Jones takin' on Nazis.
I can see it now...
by Childe Roland
Apr 18th, 2007
05:01:54 PM
...Indy takes SHia aside for a nice little fishing trip and explains that he and Karne Allen are going someplace far away witht he sexy naked alien chick fromt he swimming pool at his retirement home.

"And we won't get any older and we won't ever die."

Then Tom Cruise leaps out of a ventilation duct and beats the shit out of him with a briefcase full of Quaker Oats.

Connery can't die! And neither can Indy!
by Barry Egan
Apr 18th, 2007
05:02:27 PM
They both drank from the Holy Grail at the end of the last one and that makes them IMMORTAL! Actually, it was a pretty cool metaphor to end the original trilogy on, the immortality of our film heroes and how they will live on forever in our collective culture. Making a fourth movie sort of messes with that plot development.
Childe Roland
by Quin the Eskimo
Apr 18th, 2007
05:05:13 PM
with a Wilford Brummley explanation on how Tom Cruise is helpin' out bt lowering Indie's blood pressure.
Barry Egan...
by -guyinthebackrow
Apr 18th, 2007
05:06:02 PM
They were only immortal as long as they stayed in the temple. Why do people always forget this? It is stated very clearly.
And this could take place
by Quin the Eskimo
Apr 18th, 2007
05:08:41 PM
in the late 50's I think
It's only natural...
by LordShinerBock
Apr 18th, 2007
05:10:16 PM
Indy probably falls into the same trap that his father fell into by not exactly being there for him when he was a kid. Would make for some good conflict between Henry Jones III or whatever the hell his name's gonna be. Dolemite Jones?
Indy wandering around a Dead concert ....
by kinghenryVIII
Apr 18th, 2007
05:11:30 PM
tie dyed and a hat with a bag full of weed in his pouch .... at a drum circle, "Dude, the Ark man, far out .... this dude, his face, like, melted man. Far out."

It doesn't matter - I can't friggin' wait for this. Indiana Jones - no matter what type of slump Ford has been in - will rock. Do you think Speilberg will intentionally make a horrid movie? Yeah, some endings have been forced / too feely good good, but c'mon! Ol Stevie will come thru and make a great movie.

I'm going out on a limb and saying I personally hope this is the start of a whole new trilogy with an older Indy. More cerebral then 2 fisted - with some serious 2 fisted action - but more more thinking man - I'd go for it.

2 fisted .... need to watch some porn now. HAHAHA
by kinghenryVIII
Apr 18th, 2007
05:14:11 PM
Seriously, goona watch some porn now.
If it is "present day" for Indy...
by Valebant
Apr 18th, 2007
05:17:09 PM
why not have him in South America with the Nazis who fled to South America after WWII? Not necessarily Boys from Brazil and not as geriatric as Apt Pupil, but something like that. At least they could have him run into Adolf Eichmann in Argentina or collaborating with the Israeli Mossad. Maybe Rommel picked up something in Northern Africa, transported to South America... could be fun.
happiest girl in the world
by AllieJamison
Apr 18th, 2007
05:18:58 PM
you know, this whole film is insanity. but I'm loving to bath in its anticipation. even though it is quickly followed by thoughts about the D-draft....and what could all go/have gone wrong.
Runaway Nazis have a
by Quin the Eskimo
Apr 18th, 2007
05:19:56 PM
Mayan/Aztek artifact that when placed in a temple will give rise to a new Empire. That's it folks.
I really, really, really don't want to say this ...
by Blarney-Man
Apr 18th, 2007
05:20:21 PM
and sound like a Talkbacker cliché but I don't like that title at all. It's really doesn't possess any energy. Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, The Last Crusade ... they all sound like adventures, but City of Gods sounds so arty-farty and bland. I hope it's not the title It just doesn't fit.
Odd story from 1942 ...
by squidman
Apr 18th, 2007
05:22:19 PM
A young, and VERY virile 11-year-and-11-month-old boy sired a son on July 13th, 1942. The lad, known as Connery, named his newborn son "Indiana" ... after the dog. That's right, folks. These two are just barely 12 years apart in age. Weird.
seriously
by AllieJamison
Apr 18th, 2007
05:25:40 PM
why is there no explanation in the little inro where this official release look alike news sample is coming from?
I really like these "middle-of-the-week"-LOST-Indy tie ins. waiting for indyIV is very much like watching lost, indeed...
cities of gods...
by mbg98
Apr 18th, 2007
05:25:53 PM
Which one will it be? Valhalla? Olympus? Teotihuacan? Jerusalem? Rio De Jainero? oops, wrong movie.
Everyone is acting like this
by crimsoncinder
Apr 18th, 2007
05:26:54 PM
Everyone is acting like this Queef Labeef is some second coming of James Dean, who is this shit head and why are we talking about him.
City of the Gods.
by superninja
Apr 18th, 2007
05:29:40 PM
Fitting.
Karen Allen!
by Det. John Kimble
Apr 18th, 2007
05:31:22 PM
So I guess Shia is Indy and Marion's kid. Maybe she'll punch him in the face again. Or Shia will.
The Title
by filmicdrummer17
Apr 18th, 2007
05:31:56 PM
Isn't that...uh...the same working title they used for "Last Crusade"? No one should get too excited, yet...
If
by Mattyboy122
Apr 18th, 2007
05:33:34 PM
Shia is his son, not even Karen Allen's involvement will be able to save this film. That's just something that God Himself couldn't make work. It would be so forced and contrived; but then again, so was Malcolm's PC adopted black daughter in The Lost World (also brought to us by Spielberg and Koepp, lo and behold). At any rate, the title isn't half bad and seeing Karen Allen and Indy together again on the big screen should be amazing, provided Shia is not their kid.
what is this?
by AllieJamison
Apr 18th, 2007
05:33:42 PM
also... John Rhys Davies' listing makes this look like a fake... this whole thing....is SO untrustworthy...
I'd have nothing against Harry posting his opinion on this film's state without any fake news attached. Or is this supposed to tease anybody?
Who cares. But maybe this will be an opportunity for a good indy TB...the last ones were screwed by the whole labeouf-phobia.
SHIBLABAS LATOUFE CONFIRMED TO PLAY GOD
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Apr 18th, 2007
05:37:51 PM
The title is kinda meh. Sounds like one of those crappy video game adaptations. Still think its an unnecessary move at this point, but I've been wrong before...... no, wait. I haven't.
It ish you, Junior. . .
by Rikrik the White
Apr 18th, 2007
05:39:24 PM
Yesh well, itsh going to be great getting back on the shcreen with Harrishon Ford, and to work with Shteven Shpeieberg and George Lucash, Itsh all shuch going to be shuch a great eksherinsh.
INDIANA JONES AND THE INFERNAL MACHINE OF MAKING MONEY
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Apr 18th, 2007
05:40:55 PM
Jr. fights the nazis that flew to Hollywood after the war. Namingly Mel Gibson.
In other news.
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Apr 18th, 2007
05:42:33 PM
Shia Lebouf confirmed to play Mel Gibson.
So our choices for the character with the most action
by CreasyBear
Apr 18th, 2007
05:47:46 PM
scenes is either Harrison, Shia or Connery? I'm not buying any of the three as swinging around on bullwhips and climbing under trucks.
Fuck this. Is there any way to see homemade Raiders?
by minderbinder
Apr 18th, 2007
05:49:05 PM
Online bootleg? Any other copies floating around?
Raiders Of The Lost Ark....
by Quake II
Apr 18th, 2007
05:50:02 PM
..is one of the most entertaining and near-perfect movies ever made. Still blows away 99% of the Hollywood blockbusters that come out every year. The sequels were fun and have some replay value, but Raiders rules all.
I bet it has to do with Mayan apocalypse.
by superninja
Apr 18th, 2007
05:50:36 PM
Something along those lines.
Raiders Of The Lost AARP
by polyh3dron
Apr 18th, 2007
05:51:28 PM
Yes?
re: Blarney-Man
by jimmy rabbitte
Apr 18th, 2007
05:54:19 PM
...but City of Gods sounds so arty-farty and bland...

I agree... as Homer Simpson said at the Springfield Chili Cook-Off, "Less artsy, more fartsy."

Anyway... If Indy was in his early to middle thirties in (about) 1935, then that would put this film in the mid 1960's. Maybe he can meet the Beatles when they land at JFK.

minderbinder...
by pavemental
Apr 18th, 2007
05:54:49 PM
yes, homemade Raiders is floating around on torrent sites. Not a great quality VHS rip, but loads of fun all the same.
This should be City of God
by Barry Egan
Apr 18th, 2007
05:57:52 PM
and be set in the slums of Rio.
INDIANA JONES V:
by Wyatt Wingfoot
Apr 18th, 2007
06:00:44 PM
Indy Jr. And His Giant Robot -- Indy Jr., his asian buddy Hadji, Dr. Jones and Race Bannon (plus Bandit the racoon-eyed bulldog!) battle the giant robot that boy-genius Indy Jr. has BUILT WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS! Lucas! Robots!! Shia!!! CGI!!!! Geewillikers!!!!!
Just being honest. I think City of Gods is a fake title
by Blarney-Man
Apr 18th, 2007
06:04:10 PM
It has to be. It's just too dull.
I bet Shia will rap
by areynol2
Apr 18th, 2007
06:06:42 PM
Wait, this isn't the SNL talkback?
I don't trust this
by Cedar_Room
Apr 18th, 2007
06:11:32 PM
there's no mention of Ray Winstone who we know is in this, and it confirms John Rhys-Davies and Karen Allen??? As someone pointed out the City Of Gods was the working title of the Last Crusade. I like the title myself, fits in with what we've already seen from Indy - but this I'm afraid is an over eagre fanboy at work. Treat with extreme caution I say.
TOO OLD!
by uss cygnus
Apr 18th, 2007
06:11:48 PM
We have not come here to drink Ensure, Fraulein.
Kurzinski Valentine,
by jimmy rabbitte
Apr 18th, 2007
06:18:41 PM
you've scarred me for life.
don't do it...
by PeteBogs
Apr 18th, 2007
06:18:55 PM
am I the only one who thinks Raiders never should have become a franchise? that Harrison Ford is impossible to even look at onscreen anymore?
FAKE
by GregoryHarbin
Apr 18th, 2007
06:22:33 PM
Yeah, I said it. Fake. There, I said it again. Next story?
I feel like it should be:
by Novaman5000
Apr 18th, 2007
06:23:59 PM
"Indiana Jones and the City of THE Gods", but that's just me.
Better titles suggestions...
by 69DUDE
Apr 18th, 2007
06:27:36 PM
Indiana Jones and the Only Other Idea Lucas Once Had. Indiana Jones and the Desperate Movie Comeback. Indiana Jones and the Rape Of A Classic Trilogy. Raiders Of The Shia LeBeouff Propaganda Campaign. Indiana Jones and the Absolutely No Need For Another Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones and the Bullshit 'Once great, Now Shit' Director Who Claims To Like Transformers Yet Allows Bay To Piss And Shit All Over It.
Indiana Jones and The Food of the Gods
by EdRyder
Apr 18th, 2007
06:29:23 PM
...giant snakes,..
Indeed...
by Quintus_Arrius
Apr 18th, 2007
06:30:38 PM
.. that title is absolute cods-wallop! Just plain crap! I cannot believe for one second that that is the 'real' title for this motion picture. As the dear Mr Cedar-Room says, treat with extreme caution indeed. And of course Karen Allen must make a glorious return to the franchise. Hail Arrius!
Raiders was the only necessary film. The rest
by superninja
Apr 18th, 2007
06:37:23 PM
are derivative and not in a good way. Raiders is the most perfect action movie every made.
Indy 4 Theme Tune Lyrics Revealed!
by 69DUDE
Apr 18th, 2007
06:38:17 PM
Old-man Indiana, face like a bag of spanners, or a bulldog taking a shit. It's been years since Ford had a hit. Shia LeShitface, what a fucking disgrace, he musta sucked off Lucas and swallowed his pork pipe mucus, deep throat till he pukus. Karen Allen, now ass she could kick, she was so manly she had her own dick!
It will probably end up like the ending of The Fountain
by superninja
Apr 18th, 2007
06:38:23 PM
Bald headed Indy becomes one with the universe and eats bark off the Shia tree.
If that's the title.....GOOD NIGHT!!!
by wackybantha
Apr 18th, 2007
06:40:04 PM
Just Kidding!!!
The City of Gods doesn't sound too bad:
by newc0253
Apr 18th, 2007
06:40:48 PM
i just hope it's something mysterious like the Ark of the Covenant, or something dark like the Temple of Doom, not something lame pussy quest like the Grail.
Oh and...
by 69DUDE
Apr 18th, 2007
06:42:28 PM
....just watch how Lucas turns this into a CGI-overkill fannyfest just like he did with Star Wars. Remember kids, Episodes 1-3 NEVER HAPPENED. It was a dream, and a bad one at that. Now, go back to sleep...
No, the perfect action film ever made is Under Siege 2!
by performingmonkey
Apr 18th, 2007
06:43:56 PM
You all know it, motherfucks!
Things to watch out for...
by 69DUDE
Apr 18th, 2007
06:47:52 PM
...Remember the alterations made to ET? Weell, if memory serves me correct Indy had a pistol and a whip!! Which means, you can expect Lucasberg to make damn sure he now only shoots people with a walkie talkie, and merely persuades people into doing stuff/dropping their weapon rather than use a nasty ol' whip!! Pussies.
Under Siege 2??
by 69DUDE
Apr 18th, 2007
06:51:48 PM
Under Seige 1 surely? It had Erika Eleniak's tits in it. Any action movie is instantly elevated to classic status if there are good, large naked tits on show. This DOES NOT include Gary Busey's blatant man-tits in Point Break.
Real title in November with trailer
by Atticus Finch
Apr 18th, 2007
06:53:21 PM
Didn't Lucas just say in an interview that he would like to keep the real title a secret until the release of the trailer around Thanksgiving?
One-Hundredeth!!!
by Atticus Finch
Apr 18th, 2007
06:54:09 PM
I had to.
oops
by Atticus Finch
Apr 18th, 2007
06:54:40 PM
I mean hundredth
Real title..
by 69DUDE
Apr 18th, 2007
06:57:09 PM
Yeah, he did say that. But then he also told us that Star Wars Eps 1-3 were going to be good, that he cares about characters and stories, and emotional arc's and all that stuff. Didn't that turn out to be a load of ass-gas!? Lucas is full of shit. Actually, no. His neck pouch is full of shit. The rest of him is full of money.
Connery says he's retired
by Anakin Whoopass
Apr 18th, 2007
06:59:06 PM
But Spielberg got Richard Attenborogh out of retirement for Jurassic Park and allegedly Connery is willing to do Indy 4 if he likes it. Yes he's only 12 years older than Ford but Ford can play a few years younger and Connery can play a few years older and you have a socially acceptable age of impregnation, especially for 1898 when it would have happened. Anyway, Connery in real life claims he lost his virginity at age 8 and look how it destroyed his life.
Connery Virginity
by 69DUDE
Apr 18th, 2007
07:01:50 PM
Sean Connery lost his virginity at age 8 to a set of bagpipes. I know, because I recently heard that the bagpipes are back in rehab again.
This will flop without Kirstin Dunst
by Mike_D
Apr 18th, 2007
07:03:44 PM
mark my words.
So what creepy crawly will Indi Jr. be afraid of . . .
by Nice Marmot
Apr 18th, 2007
07:07:25 PM
. . . not snakes, not rats, hmmmmm, how 'bout pigeons?
Connery accent..
by 69DUDE
Apr 18th, 2007
07:08:10 PM
As long as he saya 'Jun-yooor' at least once, it's okay.
No souce or offical confirmmation = BULLSHIT
by Forestal
Apr 18th, 2007
07:09:59 PM
Until proven otherwise. Thanks for the non-news, Harry.
City Of Gods ?
by Logan_1973
Apr 18th, 2007
07:10:03 PM
The script was in development hell for 10 years and that's the best they can come up with ? WTF ?
No source or offical confirmmation = BULLSHIT
by Forestal
Apr 18th, 2007
07:10:06 PM
Until proven otherwise. Thanks for the non-news, Harry.
Indy 5 plot?
by 69DUDE
Apr 18th, 2007
07:12:38 PM
Sticking with tedious father and son theme then, here's a plot for Indy 5. Indy (and...yawn...son), must go on the hunt for Connery's characters bones. Reason being, they somehow hold the cure for Indy Sr's impotence, and they'd rather get them back before Belloc skullfucks the hell out of them.
I hope this doesn't suck ballz
by jelac07
Apr 18th, 2007
07:19:18 PM
I am so excited at the prospect at another Indiana... BUT.. I am soo afraid this will go the way of the Phantom Menace...AND I don't see Shia as a Jones Family member... But hey.. maybe they will surprise me.. at this point I am convinced Lucas should hang up HIS hat...
If you need more Sallah...
by Anakin Whoopass
Apr 18th, 2007
07:21:59 PM
...and haven't seen Shogun (1980), he's pretty much doing the same character and he's great, along with the whole movie. It's the part that got him cast in Raiders and Spielberg wanted the same character basically.
Indiana Jones and TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! OFF!
by uss cygnus
Apr 18th, 2007
07:23:33 PM
Horizontal Boosters?!?
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
by Doc_Strange
Apr 18th, 2007
07:38:22 PM
They traded Rhy-Davies for LeBeouf? What the fuck is that? Obviously it's a play by Spielberg to shove LeBeouf in our collective faces. I thought Spielberg was above shit like that. I guess not. So here's a little something for you Mr. Spielberg if you're reading this: First of all you're one of the all time great directors. But I think with all the fame and accomplishment you have become somewhat arrogant towards the very people (us) who put you on the map to begin with. Now with this stunt casting, it just doesn't seem like something an accomplished director would do but here you are, shoving it in our faces in an attempt to make a career that isn't going to happen. Why? Because just looking at Shia LeBeouf, he just doesn't say leading man or alpha-male to me. He might have some acting chops but he suffers from the Leo DiCaprio syndrome, he looks like he's 10 even at 30. I know you're not used to hearing no but that's what we're saying. Please don't do this. Have at least have SOME respect for your core audience. Other than that, much luck with the new Indy.
INDY AND HIS PA ARE NOT IMMORTAL!!!!
by Dolph
Apr 18th, 2007
07:39:24 PM
"But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundry, and the price, of immortality." The price of immortality being that it only works within those confines. I'm amazed there are people out there who still think they can't die!
Just to clarify...
by droog
Apr 18th, 2007
07:48:40 PM
That title, company info, location and start date have been in circulation on production materials for a couple of weeks. And it's been in Below the Line listings. But that casting and logline is new and quite possibly fabricated. And apparently Connery is not yet convinced to return.
Is there any reason to believe that text file is REAL?
by finky089
Apr 18th, 2007
07:49:30 PM
Nothing about its source? No context? Why should that be anything factual?
Connery will die in every film from now on!
by HammeredGuy
Apr 18th, 2007
07:52:00 PM
No one that old ever survives the movie, even comedies. He will spend the rest of his years dying many times on screen in various ways, but mostly peacefully.
Luca$h and Spielberg, go back to Hawaii and dream up
by Puddleglum
Apr 18th, 2007
07:54:21 PM
something new and exciting. The way Raiders was in 1981.

http://tinyurl.com/yqs5uz

yep
by jedimindflayer
Apr 18th, 2007
07:57:01 PM
might i be the next in line to call shenanigans on this. BULLSHIT!!! this movie will never be made!!!!
BS
by Tubbs Tattsyrup
Apr 18th, 2007
08:01:17 PM
Heard John Rhys Davies speak on the weekend. He said a categorical NO to questions of whether he was going to be in Indy IV.
Indiana Jones and the Bullshit Title
by Forestal
Apr 18th, 2007
08:27:27 PM
Hey, Harry. Ever heard of a SOURCE!?
Shuck on it, Chrebeck. Shuck it long, and shuck it hard
by PirateEmery
Apr 18th, 2007
08:33:33 PM
The City of the Gods? I'd say even the Disneyland ride title sounds better (Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye). Heck, just turn THAT into a movie along with Jungle Cruise, Pirates, and Haunted Mansion.
Disneyland
by PirateEmery
Apr 18th, 2007
08:35:02 PM
And by all means, I do not condone the Jungle Cruise movie.
Indiana Jones and The Search for Andy Roddick's Finger
by Dr Gregory House
Apr 18th, 2007
08:38:10 PM
Tagline: Does it still smell like Mandy Moore or just ass?
DUH it's a working title
by occula
Apr 18th, 2007
08:47:18 PM
and i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say if indy's not fighting nazis, it's not worth it. end of story.
Occula
by PirateEmery
Apr 18th, 2007
08:58:22 PM
Nazis... I hate these guys. Indiana Jones either fights Nazis or South Americans in thongs. Anything else, and he's not Indy. Then again... he didn't fight Nazis in Temple of Doom.
Harry, you are so full of shit
by handlink
Apr 18th, 2007
09:14:09 PM
see subject
You've got the wrong Dr. Jones. You want my son.
by ArcadianDS
Apr 18th, 2007
09:27:23 PM
We already have your son, Doctor Jones. He's the archaeologist that's gone missing.
Lucas + Spielberg + Ford = All older than God.
by Doctor_Sin
Apr 18th, 2007
09:44:21 PM
Even those old, fucked up Babylonian dudes.
God's have gotta eat
by Giphangster
Apr 18th, 2007
09:48:36 PM
I fucked it up, didn't I?
...Yeah I did.
by Giphangster
Apr 18th, 2007
09:49:06 PM
My punctuation sucks.
Not City of Gods
by Vadakin
Apr 18th, 2007
10:03:22 PM
That was the title of the Darabont (sp?) script wasn't it? Therefore it's probably not the title of the Koepp scripted movie they're shooting.
the big twist
by Staldo
Apr 18th, 2007
10:05:03 PM
suppose Indy has to get back the golden head thing he stole in the beginning of Raiders-and restore it to the natives, because they are the guardians of some unholy evil, and, you know, it's not right to steal from indigineous peoples, and Indy is no longer a simple grave-robber, but the savior of mankind from the nazis...blah, blah blah. I bet there will be rampant political correctness in this thing.
Wow, Harry...
by PirateEmery
Apr 18th, 2007
10:05:37 PM
This story doesn't even sound post-worthy any more. City of Gods was a conceptual title? Thanks for "posting" this "amazing" story, dude.
Yeah, City of THE Gods would have a better flow to it.
by SilentP
Apr 18th, 2007
10:06:44 PM
The City of Gods sounds a little awkward, but maybe it just takes some getting used to. That's the only thing I dislike about it, though, otherwise, perfectly fine, interesting title.
Better than "Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Clones" or something anyway.
Indiana Jones and the Flashbacks of Doom
by Hardboiled Wonderland
Apr 18th, 2007
10:14:07 PM
Shia will play Young Indy in a series of flashbacks that intersperse with Older Indy's story arc. That's all I can say.
COG?
by PirateEmery
Apr 18th, 2007
10:15:14 PM
Not a freakin' chance... Is that REALLY what the Fanboys are going to be calling it?
Calista Flockhart gotta eat!
by zabu79
Apr 18th, 2007
10:16:28 PM
Somethin'....
Geriatric Jones.
by AnnoyYou
Apr 18th, 2007
10:16:28 PM
Isn't this like at least 15 years too late? Who wants to see Ford hobble around as a 65-year-old Indy? Adding the annoying Shia LeBeef is no draw either, and I do wonder why Cate Blanchett is taking the money and running with this one. All in all, really uninvolving. It may make money, but I don't know who the hell it's going to be marketed to -- Ford isn't a boomer, he's old enough to be the grandpa of the coveted 18-to-24 year old demographic -- who's going to see this film? Star Wars fanboys?
Don't Press releases...
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Apr 18th, 2007
10:19:52 PM
...generally capitalize company names and/or get the spelling right? Not that this is a press release. Er, "archaeologist."
AnnoyYou
by PirateEmery
Apr 18th, 2007
10:22:22 PM
Yes, the Star Wars fanboys will see it. We are not ashamed by this embarrassing turn of events.
INDIANA JONES AND THE NURSING HOME OF LOVE
by The Gipper
Apr 18th, 2007
10:27:22 PM
Indy meets up with Marion, Willie Scott and the corpse of the dead Nazi chick for some freaky lovin' at the nursing home.
The whoel thing seems misguided
by IndustryKiller!
Apr 18th, 2007
10:30:16 PM
I'll remain intensely skeptical until I'm given a reason not to be, one of which so far doesn't exist. in fact quite the opposite. Lucas is completely and utterly devoid of vision and talent. Spielberg does dramas now far better than the pandering genre films he makes. ANd if Indiana Jones has a son the movie automatically sucks. And also if harry is excited its usually a terrible sign considering what an ass kissing, tasteless, bafoon he is and insists on reminding us of every day.
The whole thing seems misguided
by IndustryKiller!
Apr 18th, 2007
10:30:23 PM
I'll remain intensely skeptical until I'm given a reason not to be, one of which so far doesn't exist. in fact quite the opposite. Lucas is completely and utterly devoid of vision and talent. Spielberg does dramas now far better than the pandering genre films he makes. ANd if Indiana Jones has a son the movie automatically sucks. And also if harry is excited its usually a terrible sign considering what an ass kissing, tasteless, bafoon he is and insists on reminding us of every day.
the title "City of Gods" is a pun
by Hardboiled Wonderland
Apr 18th, 2007
10:50:06 PM
Los Angeles = City of Angels. It's a witty working title. Enough said.
Can't wait for INDIANA JONES & THE AGING OF INDY'S BOD
by SpyGuy
Apr 18th, 2007
10:57:24 PM
What? Oh, you say it's "THE CITY OF GODS"? Dammit, Calista, lemme adjust my hearing aid...
C'mon guys
by SgtFretSurfer
Apr 18th, 2007
11:28:09 PM
If there is any series re-visited over the years that I would hope we would all be just frickin' rooting for, it would be Indiana Jones. Yes, they are older, yes Lucas, yes Spielberg. But aren't you excited something new is even gonna happen? Perhaps not... and that is ok. But let me leave one thought in the naysayers' minds: They denied a lot of scripts, insisted on perfection, and would not settle for anything less than the magic that made all parties satisfied. THAT WORK being notedly done - is what gives me warm confidence in them.
Indiana Jones And the Phantom Menace
by Shakes
Apr 19th, 2007
12:04:10 AM
that's it
I could care less about the title.
by Carnotaur3
Apr 19th, 2007
12:27:20 AM
I'm just hoping that casting is correct.
indy should have had
by El Borak
Apr 19th, 2007
01:10:46 AM
a son or daughter that died and shia is the grandson he never knew. or something like that.
What is the source for this ????
by Mogwai Democracy
Apr 19th, 2007
01:14:16 AM
I need more solid confirmation before I believe any of this, but if Karen Allen is in this, I just gained a lot more confidence in this film.
Aztecs, Nazis and aliens oh my
by aboriginal
Apr 19th, 2007
01:43:21 AM
gonna be good
This really could stink
by DirkD13"
Apr 19th, 2007
01:54:09 AM
I'm sorry, (I'm sold, don't get me wrong), but I'm apprehensive of this film and still don't think it's a good idea. Ford needs the box office and Lucas need the cred, but Spielberg? As long as he's doing it for the right reasons.

Riding off into the sunset at the end of Last Crusade was the perfect way to end the series. I hope I end up pleasantly surprised.

I think Steven has been
by crimsoncinder
Apr 19th, 2007
01:56:58 AM
I think Steven has been drinking from the same well that George gulped up. Last time I saw queef, he crashed his viper on some backwater planet with only a cylon as his friend. Then col. Sanders and Darth Helmet beamed down and gave him a gun loaded with blanks so he couldnt do himself in before being forced to watch Galactica 1980 over and over again until spielberg rescued him and decided that Harrison Ford needed a sidekick cause Ford can't carry a movie and his geritol at the same time. (I drank from the well too)
Indiana Jones and the Galactic Cloud of DOOM!
by Johnno
Apr 19th, 2007
01:58:24 AM
Colour me excited!
Karen Allen rocks.
by Lance Rock
Apr 19th, 2007
01:59:53 AM
I for one have missed seeing Ms. Allen grace the silver screen. I hope it's true...
What is that? A press release? A notice in Variety?
by BenBraddock
Apr 19th, 2007
02:02:00 AM
Something you read on the Internet? Harry, you don't actually state what it is that we are actually looking at.
Re: BenBraddock
by Valin Kenobi
Apr 19th, 2007
02:08:38 AM
Yeah, WTF? It doesn't even pretend to have a reputable source (i.e., my roommate's cousin's friend who makes Harrison's Starbucks runs) and, of course, the lack of capitalization and competent typing skills. More run-of-the-mill fanboy BS, looks to me. *yawn*

Also, as mentioned, it doesn't include Winstone.

Re: BenBraddock
by NachoNegro
Apr 19th, 2007
02:34:30 AM
This site doesn't bother actually verifying things any more. They are so desperate o have any sort of scoop they will print anything without any type of verification. This could have come from a my-space somewhere - doesn't mean a damn thing. That said, Karen Allen better be in this movie.
This cant be real !!
by kingralphuk
Apr 19th, 2007
03:00:26 AM
Surely they would have put Lucas' and Spielberg's name in capital letters?
Indiana Jones and the Quest to Resurrect Ford's Career
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 19th, 2007
03:03:34 AM
You know it's true. What was the last good film this guy made? Clear and Present Danger?
Don't forget the potion!
by gingy
Apr 19th, 2007
03:06:32 AM
Indy and his pop drank at the end of Last Crusade. They'll live forever unless hit by a silver Nazi shruiken
I think Shia LaBoef is a silly name.
by Sepulchrave
Apr 19th, 2007
03:23:26 AM
Am I a horrible racist? He sounds like a gay Iraqi bodybuilder.
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Apr 19th, 2007
03:28:29 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
It'll HAVE To Kick Ass
by MarkoOhNo
Apr 19th, 2007
03:52:54 AM
I mean it's bad enough that they kept taunting and teasing the public with the prospect of a new sequel for DECADES. But now they add crap-actor Labeouf, and remove Rhys-Davies?? If they wanted a younger character in the film, they SHOULD have gotten Jonathan Ke Quan to reprise his role! At least THAT would balance out the absence of Sallah. Now they're just making the whole film into an uphill climb, and risk turning this into another Transformers.... IJINO. (Did I say it first??)
LEAKED TRANSFORMERS MOVIE STUFF
by LittleDudes
Apr 19th, 2007
04:14:35 AM
If you hadn't seen it already... http://tinyurl.com/378gnj
"City of Gods" is NOT the title
by The Ghost of Marcus Brody
Apr 19th, 2007
04:34:00 AM
and Tom Selleck will cameo.
Connery looking unwell these days
by borisdoris
Apr 19th, 2007
05:09:25 AM
Connery may be gettin on but he looks ill these days and there are rumours about cancer. Hope not. Incidentally Grindhouse is to be split in the UK. All because it tanked in the US. Dumb
That's right, Indy is immortal
by NachoNegro
Apr 19th, 2007
05:09:45 AM
And so is Henry. They will both live forever now. In fact they have grown backwards Mork-like because of the power of the grail, and Shia LeBoff is playing their grandad.
WHY NO JOHN RHYS-DAVIES?
by Ray Gamma
Apr 19th, 2007
05:25:27 AM
WHY IS HE NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS? WHY? TELL ME?! BAD DATES!
I've been very negative about this one...
by just pillow talk
Apr 19th, 2007
06:16:46 AM
but I hope to (City of) God(s) that it turns out okay. Crossing fingers...
No way
by Turnquest
Apr 19th, 2007
06:18:04 AM
They are not dumb enough to be using a title that's already taken, and a movie that has a sequel coming out at Cannes (City of Men). What more, anyone who actually considers Jerusalem a holy city from any of the Abrahamic religions would find the pluralizing of "God" highly offensive. They'll do better than that.
Title is fine + Cast is great = But this will suck.
by Spandau Belly
Apr 19th, 2007
06:54:51 AM
It's just one of those wierd cases were ten plus ten equals zero.
Denholm Elliott
by BobWalnut
Apr 19th, 2007
07:16:47 AM
Mr White from Casino Royale (Jesper Christensen) would make a good replacement for Marcus Brody.
AINTITCOOL AND THE TALKBACK OF DOOM
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 19th, 2007
09:18:15 AM
How many fake title will we have this time....*sigh*
hey pirate....
by occula
Apr 19th, 2007
09:54:22 AM
you know, i just whipped out my boxed set the other day and i gotta tell you, watching 'TOD' has become almost painful - whereas 'raiders' and, to a lesser extent, 'crusade' remain as fresh and sassy as they day they were born. MAN 'doom' was a bad movie. for a lot of reasons. but i bet it would have been a skosh better if there were some nazis in there! just a few. he could have even thrown some in to the song-and-dance number in the beginning and we would have been satisfied.
Henry Jones death scene....
by Banditmania
Apr 19th, 2007
10:19:50 AM
....muttering with his last breath "I'll get you, Trebek!"
INDY 4 WILL NOT BE MADE!!!1!
by jedimindflayer
Apr 19th, 2007
10:51:20 AM
that is all
The funny thing about the title
by Fecal Debris
Apr 19th, 2007
10:58:11 AM
is that any time Sean Connery says "City of Gods" in the movie, it'll come out "Shitty of Gotsch."

If Marian is the mother of "Indy Jr." his name really ought to be Abner Jones. How could it not be? Abner was Indy's mentor. Indy girl who most inspired me to want to choke my monkey as a preteen: Kate Capshaw

So if Ford is playing his own age...
by Reynard Muldrake
Apr 19th, 2007
11:23:24 AM
...then that means Connery at the LEAST is in his mid-80s let's say. He's going to be like fuckin' Bilbo in Return of the King - all senile and shit. Ha!
Karen Allen Owns Kate Capshaw
by kevinwillis.net
Apr 19th, 2007
12:48:54 PM
Although I wouldn't mind watching them both make out with each other. But that would be a different movie.
Great news if Karen Allen's onboard...
by KillaKane
Apr 19th, 2007
12:58:05 PM
...she and Ford had great on-screen chemistry; plus it's cool for nostagia's sake and the association with the first and best of the series that her character will bring to the final installment.
hey kevinwillis
by Fecal Debris
Apr 19th, 2007
01:47:49 PM
Karen Allen was in some ero-romance movie called "Until September" a year or two after Raiders. Mostly, the movie featured her getting nailed. Now, if only Capshaw had done some stuff like that. I'm gonna send Jessica Biehl back to 1984 in the replign with instructions to get it on with her, and other females on my list of who was hot then.
As long as Indy doesn't have that STUPID EARRING!
by dead youngling
Apr 19th, 2007
02:05:22 PM
jeez, harrison, you're supposed to be han solo and indy!
Until September . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Apr 19th, 2007
02:43:43 PM
Made me very happy when it came on cable. It was just so tedious sitting through the parts where Karen Allen wasn't naked. But it was worth it. Still, if she had been in Temple of Doom and french kissed Kate Capshaw, that movie would have been even better.
They Should Do a Back To the Future II Thing . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Apr 19th, 2007
02:45:34 PM
And find a way to send Old Indy back into time to help Young Indy get the Ark of the Covenant.

Seriously, a plot that involved the Ark of the Covenant, currently locked away in some government warehouse, would rock, too.
Indiana Jones IV: Giant Robots Kill Shia Lebeouf
by kevinwillis.net
Apr 19th, 2007
02:48:52 PM
It's gonna be an awesome movie. Bless you, Michael Bay!
INDIANA JONES HAS FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP
by JDanielP
Apr 19th, 2007
02:48:53 PM
Good thing he's got a mechanized chair-lift. (Seriously though, I'm looking forward to this.)
Indy IV: Shia Takes on the Shia in the Sunni triangle!
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Apr 19th, 2007
03:02:35 PM
I can't wait...
Lucas
by sevenrivera
Apr 19th, 2007
03:18:31 PM
Is an ass raping idiot that I'd punch in the face if I saw him on the street. Thanks for pissing all over the greatest franchise ever, jackass, now you're going to go ahead and do the same thing with the greatest action movie of all time (Raiders). I guarantee the final scene will be Shia in a costume that is much too big for him stumbling forward like Frankenstein before holding out his arms and yelling, "NOOOOOO!" Oh, and there will be Ewoks all over.
SEXY & SMART
by Earl Dittman
Apr 19th, 2007
03:21:54 PM
Earl Dittman - Wireless Magazine
Indy's son? Nazi's? 1960's?... yes.
by meutley
Apr 19th, 2007
03:42:01 PM
Argentina had lots of Nazi's in the 1960's. Reuniting Marion to save their son off on some damn fool adventure is great. Hope they avoid the obligatory age references. Danny Glover says he's getting tool old for this shit the way Christopher Walken works a little dancing into every movie.
INDIAN JONES AND THE SHITTY ACTING OF SHIA LABARF
by wolvenom
Apr 19th, 2007
04:13:06 PM
seriously shia fucking sucks at acting. Its almost painful to watch him scrunching his face in agony as though he were taking a dump and not really expressing any kind of fucking emotion. Since when did actors take pay cheques for not being able to act? Shia LaBarf!! LISTEN UP!! take some fucking acting lessons, grow up a bit, and learn to actually emote and express what your feeling on screen without overdoing it and hamming it up... i've seen better acting in a fucking grade 1 school play.
Nazis in South America.
by superninja
Apr 19th, 2007
04:14:33 PM
Mayan Apocalypse.
RE: "Since when did actors take pay cheques..."
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Apr 19th, 2007
04:29:02 PM
...for not being able to act?" -- Longer than you've been talking out of your ass, wolvenom.
Told you so
by RogueWarrior65
Apr 19th, 2007
04:38:41 PM
See? I told you guys that Cate Blanchett was going to play the bad guy (girl).
So....
by CorpseRide
Apr 19th, 2007
05:41:54 PM
...this cast list is incorrect, the movie title is just the standard working title for Indiana Jones movies, and there's no source listed?
All that's missing is for Drew to come into the talkback and whine about how he already knew all of that and we're not telling him anything he doesn't know already.
This is the most laughable story since the Galacticloud one.
If this site still had it's balls (which it lost in about 1997), it would be full of stories about whether or not John Carpenter is still a chronic alchoholic. Sad times, sad times.
Who is the source, Harry?
by wadi77
Apr 19th, 2007
06:03:10 PM
You can't just post that without any hint of your source.
Kate Capshaw
by Spandau Belly
Apr 19th, 2007
06:45:33 PM
Is proof that you can be irritating, shrill, useless and abusive but as long as you've got a nice rack everybody will put up with it.

Jennifer Love Hewitt must have seen Kate as a young girl and set her mind to grow up to follow in her footsteps.
LOVE YOU HARRY BUT IT WILL SUCK LIKE LAST CRUSADE
by Deus Vult
Apr 19th, 2007
07:12:56 PM
sorry Harry, I love you, you know that, but this movie will blow. no question. lucas and spielburg are not capable of making a good indy movie. even if the title is fake and/or the source is a fraud the movie itself, from a conceptual point of view, will be awful. lucas hasn't made a good movie since 1978 (date esb filmed) and spielberg is too busy raising money for hillary to do a good job.
This movie needs Short Round
by Banditmania
Apr 19th, 2007
07:32:52 PM
just to come and punch Shia LaBeouf.
Short Round is a Loner Who Often Wore Black
by kevinwillis.net
Apr 19th, 2007
08:12:37 PM
Nuff said.
A trainwreck that I won't be able to look away from
by alienindisguise
Apr 19th, 2007
08:31:24 PM
judging by Shia's hair on snl this past saturday, looks more like a mini Indy than his son...and I guarantee all of you that we WILL see a cgi indy action sequence ala the shitty Christopher Lee shenanigans of star wars...go digital Harrison Ford face!!!
RE: Short Round is a Loner Who Often Wore Black
by PirateEmery
Apr 19th, 2007
09:01:28 PM
Part of me is offended, while another part of me is laughing his head off.
Short Round is a Loner Who Often Wore Black II
by kevinwillis.net
Apr 19th, 2007
09:43:43 PM
Most of me is offended and I'm the one who said it. Call it TalkBack Tourettes.
RAIDERS OF THE LOST AARP!
by Master Bruce
Apr 19th, 2007
11:18:02 PM
...considering the average age of the cast involved, and everything.
Crappy, crappy title , Spielbug.
by Gasfarty
Apr 20th, 2007
12:31:33 AM
Awful title, Cate Blanchett, Shia LeBoeuf . . . It's shaping up to be a real disaster. All Spielberg needs to do now is find guest roles for Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller to drive that final nail into the coffin. What a shame.
RAIDERSH OF THE LOSHT AARP!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 20th, 2007
12:34:43 AM
That's what you meant, I guess.
The World According To Raiders Of The Lost Garp
by MarkoOhNo
Apr 20th, 2007
12:49:15 AM
Find a way to work Robin Williams & John Lithgow into the script and you've got a KILLER movie! lol
Better title: INDIANA JONES & THE PANTHEON OF DEITIES
by Spacesheik
Apr 20th, 2007
05:07:59 AM
same meaning as CITY OF GODS but more kick arse and mystical
Indiana Jones and The CGI Adventure of Doom...
by IG76
Apr 20th, 2007
06:19:58 AM
Here's the latest production meeting; "Blue Screen...Blue Screen...Cheesy little bit of set and oh...Harrison!" It's Up to Spielberg to control the Emperor on this one.
Spandau
by Fecal Debris
Apr 20th, 2007
07:57:57 AM
I don't think Capshaw was especially well endowed upstairs, but she was a great-looking girl with an absolutely splendid caboose. I still hate the "Anything Goes" musical number from Doom, but I like that dress she wore and the way it plunged down her back to her asscrack. I needs me some of that--I'd like to invade her Pankot Palace.
Darabont pissed at Lucas!
by BizarroJerry
Apr 20th, 2007
09:34:25 AM
Check this out. Darabont is upset over his script getting rejected and blames only Lucas. Let the George bashing commence... http://tinyurl.com/32268n
At least there'll be a new Indy score to listen to
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
10:51:11 AM
I hope there's at least a great new John WIlliams score to come out of Indy IV.

I'm not excited by the whole "Shia" casting-regardless of his role. And the mere fact that this is "new" film with an old Indy doesn't enthuse me the same way a new Indy film might have if today was April 1992 or 1993. But if there's another good John Williams score in it, maybe it'll be worth it. Been a long time since I first bought that Last Crusade score and I wouldn't mind adding a fourth disc to my Indy collection.....

Darabont's pissed? So what? He got paid, didn't he?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:13:29 AM
We all know Lucas is crazy, stubborn and hell-bent on fucking up the properties that once had him hailed as a "master" of filmmaking. But Darabont whining about it is rather unbecoming of him. I'm sure he wanted to be the guy behind the new Indy script, but sometimes shit happens.

Now, if he worked on it that long for spec, then I see why he's pissed, but he's also been in the business long enough to not do anything that stupid. I hope.

Abotu to
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:15:58 AM
fall off...
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:16:31 AM
TOP TEN list!!!
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:17:22 AM
This is usually where BSB comes in to fluff stuff up
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:17:52 AM
Haven't seen him around lately...
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:18:22 AM
Wonder when Williams will sign to do the score?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:18:53 AM
?
Guess not until about 6 months before release?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:19:45 AM
maybe around late-Fall we'll hear something
What other film composers could do an Indy film well?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:20:45 AM
Maybe I should pose this question to Scorekeeper?
Hope Indy IV villain is a GIANT CLOUD
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:22:09 AM
hell-bent on destroying earth.

That's right Indy, you can't Facemelt a cloud who has NO FACE!"

(cue evil cackle)

And that Indy's not "Too Silver" in the new film
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
11:24:41 AM
or that he has a vagina face

or that he has flames on his chest

or nipples on his Indy-shirt

or that he wears a "gotta shit" mask

or that he has a car/sidekick that talks only in radio songs

or that he's too Venomy.

the darabont issue
by BizarroJerry
Apr 20th, 2007
12:18:44 PM
While I wouldn't put it past Lucas to not know a good script when he sees it, I just don't see Spielberg rolling over for Lucas so easily if he liked the script as much as Darabont seems to think he did. GL may be the producer, but I can't picture him saying, "Whatever you say, George." The article also doesn't mention what Harrison Ford thought of the script.
Capshaw's role was shrill and annoying
by BizarroJerry
Apr 20th, 2007
12:25:32 PM
But she sure makes for nice eye candy. And you think Spielberg cared about her performance on film as long as he got his own private performance? Incidentally, she's still looking pretty good for someone over 50...
one would hope that Spielberg would cancel
by just pillow talk
Apr 20th, 2007
12:48:55 PM
out the ineptitude that is GL, but one never knows...
nothing more to add...
by just pillow talk
Apr 20th, 2007
12:49:33 PM
just posted at least twice to keep the streak alive...
Nipples on Indiana Jones = Darth Vader yelling
by Reynard Muldrake
Apr 20th, 2007
02:33:04 PM
at end of Ep. 3.
City of the Gods
by Darth Scourge
Apr 20th, 2007
02:38:48 PM
This sounds promising. I really hope it deals with stuff like advanced antediluvian civilizations like Atlantis etc. Throw in a dash of "Chariots of the Gods" style ancient alien visitations concepts and this will be cool... (better than yet another hunt for a religious artefact, anyway.)
Nipples On Indy
by MarkoOhNo
Apr 20th, 2007
03:00:20 PM
Dear God... please let there not be another "shirtless Indy" scene in the new movie. There comes an age when people just don't want to see you without clothes anymore.... lol
Both those cartoonists are gone now, huh?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:06:48 PM
My fav "BC" moment (as referenced in Family Guy):

CAVEMAN 1

Hey, what's up with Juan over there by himself?

CAVEMAN 2

Well, it takes Juan to know Juan.

Insert of STEWIE GRIFFIN pops into screen.

STEWIE

hahahahahahahahaha!

Rachmaninov, huh?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:09:39 PM
well, BadMath2-ElectricMath, I may just do that. I know a little Rachy, but have never made a concerted effor to give his stuff a listen.

As for WIlliams taking alot of his cues from him (there's a number which also sound alot like Tchaikovsky), they say the best get that way by patchworking from all the other bests.

Third post in a row with "huh", huh?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:10:53 PM
Now, I'm just trying to keep Indy going.
Lucas been drinking the CHEADLE!
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:14:48 PM
I would like to think Lucas knows what he's doing, but seeing what happened with the Star Wars prequels really has me second guessing him. I don't know how quickly Steven would defer to him over the script, but perhaps there's a difference of opinion between Darabont and SS over Darabont's script. SS might have really liked it, but who know what came out of the conversation he had with Lucas over it. I'll be curious to hear about the Darabont script one day after "they" can talk about it. Wonder if Koepp and the Cobra Kais will try to beat up whiny old Darabont after the school dance this year?

Yeah, I just threw out a Karate Kid ref.

B/c Darabont comes of whiny, like Daniel Larusso
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:16:00 PM
..dressed like a fucking shower for a school dance?? OF COURSE he deserved to get his ass kicked.
Lucas - He's a pushy little bastard...
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:16:28 PM
but I like that. I like that.
BadMath2-ElectricMath, no repligin lately
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:20:36 PM
though I've seen "John Titor's grandson" show up every now and then on some TBs.

Speaking of the repligin, I've not seen your TB handle before. But if you know of the repligin, you can't be new. I know Deus is still around and Abom got a new handle. What's your f/k/a?

I still don't understand what the source is for this
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:21:38 PM
the info posted atop this TB looks like anyone could have typed it up and sent it in. How about a little context, Harold????
Which is less necessary: Indy IV or SImpsons movie?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:22:45 PM
I mean, either one would have been more relevant/anticipated 10 years ago more so than now.
Which is less necessary: Indy IV or Halloween remake?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:24:10 PM
Both have a "gotta shit" factor, but only Indy IV can have it releived via Metamucil.

Metamucil, the laxative recommended by 4 out of 5 geriatric Ark Finders!

Which is the bigger "shame" in a movie?
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:25:30 PM
Shia LaBarf in TINO and Indy IV or Galactus being represented by a "giant cloud"?

Sigh...."the horror!"

Wait, I get the Giant Cloud thing now- it's like Gozer!
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:27:41 PM
When Rick Moranis (as Vinz Klortho) tells Egon and Janine about Gozer and how he/she came as a giant moving "slore" (or whatever he says in that part of the film). Somehow I always pictured that to be a gigantic destructive storm.
"Galactus Cloud" = "non-chick" Gozer
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:28:29 PM
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. Go get her, Thing!
So, SS takes orders from a big Cumulonimbus
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:30:03 PM
yeah....that makes sense.
Well, I hope this helps keep this thing up for a while
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:31:57 PM
longer.

Thanksfully we all know that pre-pre-production is
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:33:10 PM
SCHEDULED to start in June. If tha ain't news, then this ain't Ain't It Cool.

Until next week, folks. I'm Finky089, out.

PS- FUCK PROOFREADING!
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:36:52 PM
CHEADLE FOR PREZ!
by finky089
Apr 20th, 2007
07:37:26 PM
You ever see Roger Moore in A View to a Kill?
by successor
Apr 20th, 2007
10:34:16 PM

That's probably what Indy is going to look like. Gasping and wheezing and struggling to get across the screen. Or Charles Bronson in Death Wish 3, where he could barely run down a street without getting winded. Or Sean Connery in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, where they had to cut to a stuntman everytime he did any fighting.

The more I think about it, the less enamored I am with the idea of a fourth Indy movie. It'll probably be embarrassing for all of us. Maybe they should just have Harrison reminesce or be in framing scenes and have a younger Indy perform the action.
Agarttha, Land of the Living (Aryan) Gods
by Pabodie
Apr 21st, 2007
02:36:17 AM
Hitler searched for it... "Agartha is one of the most common names cited for the society of underground dwellers. Shamballa (also known as Shambalah) is sometimes said to be its capital city [1]. The mythical paradise of Shamballa is known under many different names: It has been called the Forbidden Land, the Land of White Waters, the Land of Radiant Spirits, the Land of Living Fire, the Land of the Living Gods and the Land of Wonders. Hindus have known it as Aryavartha, the land from which the Vedas come; the Chinese as Hsi Tien, the Western Paradise of Hsi Wang Mu, the Royal Mother of the West; the Russian Old Believers, a nineteenth-century Christian sect, knew it as Belovodye and the Kirghiz people as Janaidar. But throughout Asia it is best known by its Sanskrit name, Shambhala, meaning 'the place of peace, of tranquillity.' While once a popular concept, in the last century little serious attention has been paid to these conjectures (with the possibly apocryphal exception of Adolf Hitler), and the theory is not supported by modern science. The idea of subterranean worlds may have been inspired by ancient religious beliefs in Hades, Sheol, and Hell. Ferdynand Antoni Ossendowski's 1920 book Beasts, Men, and Gods also discusses Agartha."
Indiana Jones and the Phantom Menace. . .
by Rikrik the White
Apr 21st, 2007
10:08:56 AM
See, they could have come up with a worse title. . .Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Clones. . .Indiana Jones and the Two Towers. . .Indiana Jones and the Passion of the Christ. Indiana Jones Resurrection, Indiana Jones and the Exorcism of Emily Rose. . .I could go on. . .but I won't
Indiana Jones and the...JESUSS!!!! MY FUCKING BACK!!!
by Specktron
Apr 21st, 2007
06:21:14 PM
This is so scary. We'll watch this and we'll think its great for about a week cos' it looks the same, sounds the same and feels the same. But y'know what? It ain't gonne be the same. The moment Ford looks up from under his hat and he's got his fucking "I'm too good for this shit" grimace on his face that he now wears in every film, instead of the charming, funny, rogueish grin we all want him to wear we're all fucked. Remember what everyone now thinks about The Phantom Menace? Well, times that by Steven Seagal's chins, and sir, you have yourself a slice of shit pie that heartbreak most of us but make gergillions at the Box Office. Bang.
I had a LaBouf once...
by Kentucky Colonel
Apr 21st, 2007
06:24:50 PM
but got rid of it when I had my hair cut into a "Rod".
INDIANA JONES AND THE EROTIC EXPERIMENT
by Specktron
Apr 21st, 2007
06:33:57 PM
I reckon that this is why they took ages to settle on the script, Connery hasn't publicly decided, and pretty lips Shia didn't want to say he was doing it. And why all the old chicks have been bandied around. And why he REALLY doesn't like snakes.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Penis Mightier
by PirateEmery
Apr 22nd, 2007
03:49:58 PM
Will it really 'mighty my penis'? The villain is supposedly played by that Alex Trebek. Sean Connery plays a larger role in this picture than he did in Last Crusade.
I am Last!
by Quintus_Arrius
May 16th, 2007
06:58:50 AM
Yay?
last!
by finky089
Aug 13th, 2009
05:21:55 PM
You just HAD to make Orcus break his silence
by Orcus
Aug 14th, 2009
08:14:01 AM
Hehehehehe
heheheh...indeed
by just pillow talk
Aug 14th, 2009
12:33:35 PM
is there an echo?
Echo?
by Orcus
Aug 17th, 2009
01:16:40 PM
Echo?
these aren't the droids you're looking for...
by just pillow talk
Aug 18th, 2009
07:03:24 AM
Move along.
Ocus cannot understand how we got by those troops
by Orcus
Aug 18th, 2009
09:53:16 AM
that's because we do, or do not
by just pillow talk
Aug 18th, 2009
10:47:36 AM
there is not try.
The Force surrounds us, penetrates us
by Orcus
Aug 18th, 2009
01:50:34 PM
like a rapist
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