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och! first
by kingrobot
Apr 17th, 2007
05:17:03 AM
I'll read it now.
2nd to remanisce
by Teamwak
Apr 17th, 2007
05:18:41 AM
(sp)
Excellent.
by Nordling
Apr 17th, 2007
06:11:56 AM
I remember that LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN ending, and how it wasn't supposed to end like that. At the time, it was fairly devastating, but looking back on those years you understand it more fully. Well done.
Last American Virgin
by Blanket-Man
Apr 17th, 2007
07:40:29 AM
Yeah, the ending was such a bummer. Probably like many viewers, I WAS that lead character - the shlub who was always nice to the girls, but rarely won their hearts. It was painful to watch, but I can't think of another flick from that era that hit home so accurately.
Good times
by Baba-Lou
Apr 17th, 2007
07:55:14 AM
I was working at the local theatre back when Porky's was released onto our unsuspecting sleepy little town. We had many sell outs during it's run and it is still one of the few comedies that can still make me laugh after seeing it as many times as I had. It does tie with "Grease" tho in the category of "least convincing portrayal of a teenager by a 30 yr old". It was also a major policing problem for underage kids trying to sneek in. So much so that when Porky's II was announced, it was met with a mixture of joy and dread. What ever happened to Kaki Hunter???
Fast Times is so epic to me. . .
by Nice Marmot
Apr 17th, 2007
08:15:06 AM
. . . I am 32 years old and to this day still feel just a little bit uncomfortable watching Jennifer Jason Lee's character getting banged in the dugout and the pool house. I still feel like I need to look over my shoulder and make sure Mom isn't going to walk in. That was some crazy shit for me back then. I ended up seeing Porky's so much later in life that I missed out on the appeal and significance. I've never seen American Virgin. Just might go rent it because of this. I LOVE these tributes to '82!
Was never a big fan of Last American Virgin
by Lou Stools
Apr 17th, 2007
08:16:40 AM
Couldn't stand the dopey mopey protagonist who just seemed to stand around all the time with his mouth hanging open...but Porky's rocks!
Last American Virgin
by docloomis
Apr 17th, 2007
08:26:37 AM
Just watched this a few weeks ago. I remember digging the U2 "I will follow" song near the end right before Gary does not GET the Girl. Hell, all three movies rank up there right before John Hughes started to slowly kill us teenagers with all that "I hate my parents/rich kids angst" and stuff. Risky Business is still the Best teen comedy of all time...bar none.
they could remake "The Last Ameican Virgin"...
by Jabba the Slut
Apr 17th, 2007
08:43:29 AM
And use all the self-important elitist douchebags that post in here to be in it...you know who you are, right DocStrange?
Shit, I meant "American"
by Jabba the Slut
Apr 17th, 2007
08:45:37 AM
caught that one
Virgin was an American remake of...
by bc1970
Apr 17th, 2007
08:51:24 AM
the Israeli Eskimo Limon/"Lemon Popsicle" series. (Those might have been Porky's rip-offs, or R rated Grease rip-offs.) Same characters as LAV, same situations, same producer. Golan-Globus sex comedy stuff.
Gordo, BJ, Doogie, and the Blimp...
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 17th, 2007
09:49:48 AM
...all lost their virginity that summer, together, during that one magical night at the old swimming hole.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
by OBSD
Apr 17th, 2007
10:13:54 AM
It wasn't 1982, it was 1984. I've been watching this stupid "1982 was the bestest EVER" garbage for some time, and while 1982 was a good year, 1984 was better, and here's why: March 2 - Repo Man March 2 - This is Spinal Tap March 9 - Children of the Corn March 9 - Splash March 16 - Ice Pirates, The March 23 - Police Academy March 30 - Romancing the Stone March 30 - Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes May 4 - Sixteen Candles May 4 - Breakin' May 11 - Firestarter May 11 - Natural, The May 23 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom June 1 - Star Trek III: The Search for Spock June 1 - Streets of Fire June 1 - Once Upon a Time in America June 8 - Gremlins June 8 - Ghostbusters June 8 - Beat Street June 22 - Top Secret! June 22 - Karate Kid June 29 - Bachelor Party June 29 - Conan the Destroyer July 9 - The Gods Must Be Crazy July 13 - The Last Starfighter July 13 - The Muppets Take Manhattan July 20 - Neverending Story July 20 - Revenge of the Nerds July 27 - Purple Rain August 10 - Red Dawn August 10 - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension August 17 - Dreamscape August 31 - C.H.U.D. September 7 - Brother from Another Planet September 14 - Ninja III: The Domination September 19 - Amadeus October 5 - Stranger Than Paradise October 26 - Terminator October 26 - Body Double November 2 - Killing Fields November 9 - Silent Night, Deadly Night November 9 - Nightmare on Elm Street November 9 - No Small Affair November 16 - Missing in Action November 16 - Night of the Comet December 5 - Beverly Hills Cop December 14 - Starman December 14 - Dune December 14 - Nineteen Eighty-Four December 19 - Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo December 21 - Johnny Dangerously December 21 - Birdy Look at that list. LOOK AT IT! Even if some of those movies are crappy, I still win. Shit, March of '84 alone beats all of 1982. And look at that Summer, man. Have you ever seen a Summer full of awesome movies like that? No, you haven't. In terms of best movie year ever? 1984 kicks 1982 ass for Buckaroo Banzai alone.
well, blow me down.
by OBSD
Apr 17th, 2007
10:18:05 AM
that list was supposed to be one line per movie, not all scrunched together like that. Now I look like a jerk. If I knew how crappy that would have looked, I never would have posted. Sorry about that guys.
I love '80s teen movies
by photoboy
Apr 17th, 2007
10:26:38 AM
Even the really cheesy stuff like Tomboy. Awesome '80s music montages and gratuitous tit shots FTW!
Tomboy!
by Loosejerk
Apr 17th, 2007
10:37:51 AM
Yes! I've been trying to remember the name of that flick for a week now. And only now through imdb.com do I piece together that the female lead was the hot piece in Private School.
Great stuff, especially the bit on "Fast Times"
by amychaser5
Apr 17th, 2007
10:39:21 AM
I'm still struck by that film. It effortlessly combined laughs, raunch, and uncomfortable-as-fuck elements into a solid flick. Gotta love the Crowe.
What was the song that plays...
by Childe Roland
Apr 17th, 2007
10:57:01 AM
...over the kitchen discovery scene in Last American Virgin? I want to say it was a Commodores tune, but I think it might've been Quincy Jones. I never figured out hte name of it, but every time I hear it I get that lumpy feeling in the throat thinking about Gary's long, sad drive home.

Porky's really was something more than it seemed. The cast was fantastic and the comedy was pure. The noodity was just gravy.

Fast Times is iconic, but it hasn't held up as well as Porky's for me. It was almost too hip (or at least seems that way in retrospect). DaMone may still be one of my most frequently quoted film characters of all time, though.

Loosejerk
by photoboy
Apr 17th, 2007
10:57:21 AM
Yeah Betsy Russell was smokin' in both those films. Private School was another great '80s teen film, even though you could see the tape covering Phoebe Cates nipples... ;)
"Just Once" by James Ingram
by Garbageman33
Apr 17th, 2007
11:07:25 AM
Is the song that plays on Gary's ride home. It's a crap song that somehow becomes really great when played in that scene.
Funny thing about Last American Virgin
by Garbageman33
Apr 17th, 2007
11:12:03 AM
Take away that last scene and I don't think it'd be getting mentioned in the same breath as Fast Times at Ridgemont High some 25 years later. Because up until then, I remember it being more on par with classics like Private Resort.
The most underrated 80s teen movie
by Garbageman33
Apr 17th, 2007
11:13:41 AM
It's not as raunchy as any of the ones mentioned above, but for pure entertainment value, it's mighty tough to beat "The Flamingo Kid".
Thank God for VCR's in the 80's
by Ironmuskrat
Apr 17th, 2007
11:13:45 AM
There was no way in hell my parents were letting me go to the movies or drive-in to see a movie like Porky's(I was about 13 at the time). But for reasons I still have never figured out their parental instincts went out the window on our Friday night trip to the video store to get movies for the weekend. I guess depraved teen sex comedies are ok as long as you watch them from a darkened basement with your parents hovering around up stairs.
still waiting for the real gems of '82
by Tarl_Cabot
Apr 17th, 2007
11:24:06 AM
You know, Road Warrior, Conan,Bladerunner...stop teasing us. I love 'Fast times' but it's not a "geek" movie.
OBSD - 1984
by The_Deathticle
Apr 17th, 2007
11:24:37 AM
I've got to agree with OBSD on this. When AICN first started this series on 1982 I was thinking, "Cool, but 1984 was the year!" Good call, OBSD. And yeah, Buckaroo Banzai alone seals its greatness. Need see Buckaroo.
Can you name this one?
by Loosejerk
Apr 17th, 2007
11:27:10 AM
I remember watching it on HOBO several times in my youth, but can't remember the name. I have little to give you, but at the end the prude/bitch girl (but VERY hot) is found humping a guy in the front seat of a parked car. From what I looked at on imdb.com, I want to say it was Bikini Summer...but I'm not sure. Any help?
L.A.V.'s final scene
by The_Deathticle
Apr 17th, 2007
11:31:57 AM
Garbageman33, you're right. Anyone who remembers Last American Virgin at all tends to remember it for its ending. Like most people who saw it at the time, I was gut-punched by it. It had the effect of making me think the movie as a whole was far better than it really is. I actually found it in my VHS collection a few years ago and tried to rewatch it. It was nearly unwatchable. I still have some kind of sentimental fondness for it, but it's no Fast Times.
Betsy Russell...
by idahomer
Apr 17th, 2007
11:41:57 AM
Was a senior at Mission Bay HS when Crowe was undercover at Clairemont HS, their crosstown rival. They both were likely hanging out at same beaches, malls, fast food joints.

I was in college at the time, but that movie was my life. Although the coolest HS job in San Diego was working at Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor.

Betsy Russell
by Garbageman33
Apr 17th, 2007
11:53:24 AM
I have calluses on my hand (and my dick) that I should have named after her.
Best scene in Porky's...
by Somerichs
Apr 17th, 2007
11:58:20 AM
After Ms. Ballbreaker catches them in the bathroom, and they're all in the principal's office, and she's describing her plan to positively identify the suspect by putting some of the guys in a lineup so she can identify the offending "member." She's so serious and the teens are sitting on the couch throwing out their comments, laughing like hell, and the old crusty principal is tyring like hell to maintain composure, but finally loses it after they suggest bringing in a sketch artist...SOOOO CLASSIC. If you've seen it you know my description doesn't do it justice, and if you haven't, by all means rent it and you'll see for yourself...
HardBodies....my fave teen sex comedy
by Smokin Doc Cottle
Apr 17th, 2007
12:12:41 PM
It's the BBD, people...I watched this flick on VHS with the girl I would loose it to the very night. Love that Bigger & Better Deal!
Somerichs
by Frijole
Apr 17th, 2007
12:41:03 PM
It's a toss up for me between that scene and the one where the coach is up in the locker room with Kim Cattrall and the other coach is still in the gym and trying to stifle his laughter as her barks/moans echo through the school... Wehn he goes to hide behind the banner to cover his laughing... that's it... I lose it... every time. Hahahahaah!
I've never seen LAV...
by Frijole
Apr 17th, 2007
12:42:20 PM
I always meant to cuz the lead is the "Yer a dead fuck" friend of Crispin Glover in Friday the 13th- The Final Chapter... Now this article has reminded me to add it to my NETFLIX queue. Cool.
OBSD
by utz_world
Apr 17th, 2007
12:43:30 PM
Yeah 1984 was a banner year. But we would have never seen any of those films had it not been for the magical year of 1982. Show some respect, young buck!
Further to my last post...
by Somerichs
Apr 17th, 2007
01:02:27 PM
(compliments of IMDB.com): Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who... Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker! Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace. [pause] Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it? Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal. Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That [pause] Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it. Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole? Balbricker: But Mr. Carter. Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school..."Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
frijole...
by Somerichs
Apr 17th, 2007
01:04:25 PM
I swear this was about to be my next post before i saw yours above: "Then again...The gym coach porkin Kim Cattrall up in the attic is right up there, too. "WOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", and the older gym coach hiding behing that pad as he loses his shit...you're right, that one kills me everytime, too...
The 1984 post...
by MC Vamp
Apr 17th, 2007
01:20:03 PM
They specified GENRE year, not overall quality of year. Pound for pound, '82 is just geekier. And take a look at 1939 sometime if you're going to argue "best years evar."
Links to Poltergeist and Creepshow broken
by magnetozx
Apr 17th, 2007
01:33:45 PM
Hey Moriarty, just FYI, the links you included to the articles on Creepshow and Poltergeist are broken.
My Grandma saw Porky's...
by Bones
Apr 17th, 2007
01:53:50 PM
This movie came out when I was nine.

My dear, sweet Grandmother liked to go out to movies with her friends. She had heard about a good one called "An Officer and Gentleman" and decided to go with a friend to see it...but her friend couldn't go--so she went alone. Turns out the movie was either sold out, or had just stopped showing at the theatre in Mansfield, Ohio (I cannot remember exactly).

Well, she asked the usher if anything else was playing and they said "Porky's".

"What's about?" She asked.

"It's about teenage boys in the 1950's trying to grow up" the sly usher said.

"Well, I'll see that instead", she said.

So, my Grandma saw Porky's on a summer night in '82. She stayed through the whole movie.

I saw it a year later on late night Cable a year later at a friend's house--and all I remember was wanting Kim Cattrall like nothing else on this planet. God I loved 'Lassie'. AWROOOOO. It was the first time I ever saw a sex comedy and it helped fuel a lifelong appreciation of the female form. Which is a polite way of saying I like Naked Ladies.

And what did Grandma think of the film?

All she would say was "Oh, those poor boys..."

They Don't Make 'Em Like LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN anymore
by Harry Weinstein
Apr 17th, 2007
01:55:29 PM
As a youngster up late watching dirty movies on Cinemax, the end of LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN was absolutely shocking, I literally COULD NOT BELIEVE that was how the movie ended. That was probably my introduction to how powerful cinematic storytelling can be. That ending was absolutely devastating to my young mind, and it changed my perception of what you could and could not do in a movie. Nobody would dare pull an ending like that these days. I fuckin' miss Cannon Films.
Posted before reading comments...
by Harry Weinstein
Apr 17th, 2007
02:10:53 PM
...so I ought to add that the rest of LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN isn't nearly as "good" as FAST TIMES, but that's why the ending is so damn effective. You really, really don't see it coming. But, at the same time, even the goofier stuff in that film rings very true to life, or at least my life. Glad someone else pointed out that it's a remake of the Israeli LEMON POPSICLE, by the same director, Boaz Davidson, as well as the same producers. LEMON POPSICLE predated PORKYS, and was apparently heavily autobiographical, based mostly on Boaz Davidson's teenage years.
Arrgh, one more postscript
by Harry Weinstein
Apr 17th, 2007
02:37:27 PM
LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN/LEMON POPSICLE were recently loosely remade (or possibly just heavily homaged) in South Korea, as SEX IS ZERO. SEX IS ZERO starts off well, with some quite graphic sex for the genre and comedy that's almost psychotic in its vulgarity (fried cum and rat poison sandwich anyone?), but flies off the rails completely around the time of the painfully overlong aerobics championship, which is just as bad as it sounds.
Forgot how DEPRESSING Fast Times is
by 12-GAUGE
Apr 17th, 2007
02:41:10 PM
Caught it on TV the other day, and there ain't a lot of joy in that movie. Any such moment is quickly overshadowed by more frequent moments that just make you feel uneasy, unpleasant. Personally, I think the American Pie movies (as a whole) actually work better. They have their share of angst, but they don't over-do it.
Party Animal
by wash
Apr 17th, 2007
02:44:35 PM
"I'm like King Midas, everything I touch turns to poontang!" Where my PA dawgs at?
Harry Weinstein
by wash
Apr 17th, 2007
02:47:19 PM
I totally agree...the ending of LAV fucked my fragile 10 y.o. brain up.
That Song At The End of "LAV"
by utz_world
Apr 17th, 2007
02:53:23 PM
"Just Once" by Quincy Jones - with James Ingram on lead vocals. The impregnation scene was to a Commodores record: "Oh No".
It's fun to see Sean Penn when he had a sense of humor
by Garbageman33
Apr 17th, 2007
03:38:11 PM
Roughly 23 years before he went on a tirade against Chris Rock for making fun of "one of our finest young actors" Jude Law. I find it amusing that the film that led him to so violently defend Mr. Nanny was "All the King's Men". Someone should lock that douchebag in a room with only a VCR and a VHS tape of Fast Times and not let him out until he at least cracks a smile.
TOO SOON!!
by Pageiv
Apr 17th, 2007
03:52:57 PM
All three movies were gold. I told a girl I liked at school about LAV she rented it then next day at school, "That is soooo you." gee thanks! But I never heard of it mentioned being on par with Porkeys or FTARH.
Proof that Sean Penn still has a Funny Bone
by 12-GAUGE
Apr 17th, 2007
04:20:38 PM
When he was on that Bam show and Vito said "Spicolli, he can handle it." Penn seemed to get a kick out of it. There's still hope in his blood-stained underwear!
My Last American Virgin Story
by Z-Man
Apr 17th, 2007
04:40:38 PM
The only one of these three that's really stuck with me over the years is Fast Times, but I remember watching all three of them. Specifically, LAV. When I was probably 14 or so, one of the local TV stations (or maybe it was TBS) ran a 3 Stooges marathon. I had all my friends come over and to eat pizza, Doritos and soda and watch 8 or 10 hours of 3 Stooges. Around 10 or 11, we switched over to PBS to watch Monty Python, but then I wanted to go back to the Stooges, but all my friends wanted to see if there was anything on HBO with nudity, so we ended up watching Last American Virgin and The Happy Hooker. This irritated me a little. I mean, it was late in the night, and we were into the Joe Besser period, and most of the gags seemed to be recycled, but I thought it would be really cool to be able to say we'd watched every 3 Stooges short ever made. It's one thing to switch over for Monty Python, which I considered to be one of the two great pillars of comedy along with the Stooges, but I wasn't really interested in LAV. But it was pretty good. I didn't see any of these in the theater, although I did catch Porky's 2. I have to say, reading through these, I'm pretty impressed with Moriarty's tenacity. I think I'm 2 years older than Mori, but he saw so many of these R-rated movies that I had to wait on HBO for. Is that Creepshow essay just gone? I can't access it at all.
Porky's and Bambi...
by Frijole
Apr 17th, 2007
04:57:52 PM
My first Porky's memory was seeing the trailer for it playing before a re-release of fucking BAMBI. I was like 7 at the time and I STILL remember that trailer. "This is Porky's... We can't show you what's inside...blahblahblah". Who puts a Porky's trailer on BAMBI?!?!?
Fast Times and Diner
by idahomer
Apr 17th, 2007
05:00:26 PM
Think about all the actors that came out of those two movies. And truly kind of a West Coast vs East Coast type of acting styles.
Lemon Popsicle
by papabendi
Apr 17th, 2007
05:04:30 PM
Last American Virgin was a remake of the directors own Israeli film Lemon Popsicle, which for the record was better. It was part of a series of films recounting the sexual adventures of the original's three leads Benji, Bobbi, and Huey (the fat one). A bizarre mix of Benny Hill, soft core porn, and Say Anything.
Magnetozx...
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 17th, 2007
05:07:48 PM
... turns out both of those were destroyed when the server went down, too. Damn shame. There were some great, lively talkbacks under both.

The articles were just reposted, though, and are now accessible from the links above again.

TomBodet...
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 17th, 2007
05:29:26 PM
Nah. There's almost no nudity in ANIMAL HOUSE, it's set in college, not in a teen setting, and if there was any subgenre of comedy that ANIMAL HOUSE kicked off, it was the "snobs vs. the slobs" run of the '80s. Similar, but not the same. I think Flmlvr's right that PORKY'S kicked off a run of films that were thinly-veiled excuses for gross out comedy and bare boobs.
Speaking of Teen Comedies/Sex Comedies..
by Frijole
Apr 17th, 2007
05:38:38 PM
Can someone get a time machine and bring me Deborah Foreman from... say... 1985? Preferably wearing some Madonna's "Boy Toy" era-ish garb. With a case of Pabst too, if that isn't too much to ask. Thanks. Mmmmmm Deborah Foreman.
Best. Teen. Movie. Ever. LAV
by Homer Sexual
Apr 17th, 2007
05:42:30 PM
I graduated in 82, so I may be biased, but it was totally the best year ever for genre flicks (sorry, 84)and none better than Last American Virgin. That movie crushed me back then. Bought the DVD last year, same reaction! And my 20-something friends LOVE it! Nothing today has much truth in it, much less the bitter reality, which so many of us have experienced, shown in LAV.

Trivia note: Gary's sleazy friend Rick was played by Steve Antin, who currently produces "Search for Next Pussycat Doll." PCD was created by his wife, Robin Antin. And who recently guested on that show? Weepy Hairstylist Jonathan Antin, who must be Steve's brother?

Damn!
by utz_world
Apr 17th, 2007
06:02:41 PM
Now all this "LAV" talk is gonna make me buy the damn thing on DVD. Like most of us mid-30 something folks, I discovered this movie on HBO/Cinemax/Showtime in the wee small hours of the morning round about Spring Break 1983 (the best part about being on Spring Break when you're in elementary school? NO BEDTIME. All the TV you want all night long!). I was particularly fond of the scene where the hot Latina chick serves up the prick and the fat guy before her husband comes home. Like most of y'all have proclaimed, the ending was indeed a sad one - not to mention a sneak preview of coming attractions in my teenage years. I had 2 (count 'em) 2 Gary-esque experiences in high school. Just thinking about them is pissing me off. Must. Stop. Typing!!!
SCREWBALLS!!!
by Charles Grady
Apr 17th, 2007
06:29:15 PM
How about SCREWBALLS? So bare-bones and Canadian and sleazy, from the surreal bit with the hot-dog boner on the diving board, to the dick-caught-in-a-bowling ball scene, to the fat kid (named Jerkovsky no less) getting caught whacking in the meat locker. PURITY BUSH! What a masterpiece. And, oh, isn't 1983 pretty much the best movie year ever? (SCARFACE, ROTJ, THE KEEP, CHRISTINE, DEAD ZONE, MAN WHO WASN'T THERE, SUDDEN IMPACT, SPACEHUNTER, YOR, REVENGE OF THE NINJA, CUJO, TWILIGHT ZONE, TRADING PLACES, METALSTORM, CLASS, SCREWBALLS, STAR CHAMBER, VACATION, RIGHT STUFF, UNCOMMON VALOR, DC CAB, STAR 80, RUMBLE FISH, OUTSIDERS, OSTERMAN WEEKEND, LORDS OF DISCIPLINE, NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN, OCTOPUSSY, THE FINAL OPTION, MORTUARY, NIGHTMARES, SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT 3, JAWS 3-D, KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL, RISKY BUSINESS, STAYING ALIVE, WARGAMES, PSYCHO 2, BLUE THUNDER, LOSIN' IT, roughly 100 more.... THAT KICKS 84'S ASS, if not 82.) BUDDY REPPERTON 4 EVA!!!!!
"TRY IT YOU LITTLE BALD FUCK....
by Charles Grady
Apr 17th, 2007
06:30:35 PM
AND I'LL KNOCK YOU THROUGH THE WALL.... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!" OSTRANDER is a GOD.
FAST TIMES Wasn't A Sex Comedy. It Was Pretty True.
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 17th, 2007
06:37:01 PM
I'm just a little younger than the youngest characters (and their real life antecedents)which would have been Stacey and Spicoli, and a lifelong Southern Californian. Granted, some of the stuff was what the cool kids were doing and I wasn't, but I can relate to the Rat and Spicoli in unequal parts. To me, the sex comedies always had high school guys acting like college guys, a little raunchier and a little coarser. In high school, you haven't yet abandoned your standards, ya know.
FTARH Cast...Lookit all these future stars!
by Somerichs
Apr 17th, 2007
06:41:43 PM
Sean Penn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Phoebe Cates, Nicolas Cage, Anthony Edwards, Eric Stoltz, Forest Whitaker, Taylor Negron, Judge Reinhold...All in a teen sex romp! Granted, some are bigger than others, but all were at some point or another pretty damn big. (Ray Walston, too, but he was already known by then). And dind't Ratner go on to be a moderately successful director?
Didn't LAV have the Latino chick saying:
by Ultron ver 2.0
Apr 17th, 2007
06:56:02 PM
"Come climb the mountains bambino!" Pointing to her huge tits.
Thanks Mori...
by Kurema
Apr 17th, 2007
07:29:29 PM
...I love this series.
Had a huge crush on Jennifer Jason Leigh.
by mrfan
Apr 17th, 2007
08:08:09 PM
FTARH was one of my favorites of the year. I love these talkbacks on 1982. Brings back so many fun memories.

Also, 1984 was a great year for movies also. There is plenty of love to be shared by both these years.

JEKYLL & HYDE....TOGETHER AGAIN
by Charles Grady
Apr 17th, 2007
08:22:31 PM
That's from 1982. Someone do a piece on that. MARK BLANKFIELD RULED!!!! His Hyde transformation scenes were the hit of the 1983 playground movie discussions, lemme tell you. HYDE'S GOT NOTHIN TO HIIIIIIDE!
Whoa... WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP was '82 as well...
by Frijole
Apr 17th, 2007
09:15:12 PM
Not a genre movie. But a total classic in my mind. Smart, funny, heartbreaking... and dirty too. "Micheal Milton? Sounds like a flavor at a gay ice cream parlor..."
The weird darkness of "LAV"
by NutsackMemories
Apr 17th, 2007
10:08:38 PM
Is it me, or does no amount of slapstick humor or hip music wash off the thought of someone giving a girl money for an abortion, that wasn't even his, let alone the black-as-hell ending? Two to one that poor guy ended up eating a bullet when he drove home.
The nudity in Porky's is so overrated...
by Sledge Hammer
Apr 17th, 2007
10:08:53 PM
...and for some reason that I've never been able to fathom people seem to think there's a hell of a lot more nudity in this film than there actually is, in fact there's not all that much real nudity at all. I mean there's what? The famous peephole shower scene, the bit where the guys lineup at the house, and the guy running bareass naked down the road at night immediately following. And from my memory that's pretty much it, apart from a little background topless action in the bar.
Porky's II has one scene ALL over on the original...
by Frijole
Apr 17th, 2007
10:10:45 PM
WHOOGEEBOOGEEBOOGEEBOOGEE!
Guess What I Meant To Say About FAST TIMES...
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 17th, 2007
11:47:41 PM
...was that although some of the characters were sexually active, it was like the real people I knew in high school who actually got to have sex (as opposed to guys like the Rat, Spicoli and myself). Stacy's experiences were degrading; Damone's was humiliating; and Brad got caught whacking. Pretty real. Guys in college are more likely to chase hookers and easy lays. FAST TIMES got things like living at the mall and working in a fast food place right. Crowe is a big optimist, so aside from, say, Charles Jefferson, we didn't see any of the malevolent sides of high school life. I mean, Spicoli and his crew were the nice, fun loving stoners, and there were guys like that. It was a very inferior movie, but THE STONED AGE with it's Guzzlers nailed some of the darker side of those kind of guys.
Frijole - you are correct, sir
by Sir Loin
Apr 18th, 2007
12:25:02 AM
I came home from practice one night in high school and caught my parents watching Porky's II, and that was the scene...they were in hysterics laughing so hard, plus I was glad I saw it as well. "Remember what happened the last time we drove down this road...?" hahahah
Well talk about 1984 in 2009
by Horace Cox
Apr 18th, 2007
12:32:51 AM
Isn't this supposed to be a 25th anniversary type remembrance? Either way, 80's films fucking rule as does 80's music.
Horace
by Lost Prophet
Apr 18th, 2007
04:34:47 AM
The 80's were great for films. But the vast majority of the music blew. Heavily. Stock Aitkin & Waterman should be tarred and feathered.
80s music ruled...
by idahomer
Apr 18th, 2007
10:57:07 AM
If you were of drinking age. Ska, reggae, punk, new wave, Springsteen. Finally there was music white guys could dance to, since it was mostly jumping up and down. And dance we did, every weekend. We didn't go to "clubs" we went to bars, parties and concerts.

The English Beat, $10, The Busboys, $5, The Ventures, $10, Springsteen, $25, Oingo Boingo AND the Police, $20. Bars with live bands, not DJ's. Parties with lovingly recorded cassettes of favorites, allowing for uninterrupted dancing an hour at a time. Man it was great.

Then came MC Hammer, and once again white guys were regulated to the sidelines.

Porky's
by R James
Apr 18th, 2007
12:12:53 PM
The editing's pretty lousy and the guys all look 30 which is pretty funny when you consider some of them are worried about losing their virginity. A lousy movie forgiven its faults due to nostalgia and its relative novelty at the time.
Idahomer Johnson is right!
by Somerichs
Apr 18th, 2007
12:14:47 PM
As is Lost Prophet/ Certain 80's music absolutely ruled, but most of what was good is not the shit you hear on the "all 80's weekend" radio shows and whatnot...Idahomer, i'm with you on all those bands, love me some English Beat, and i lived on Oingo Boingo. One of my great (musical) disappointments of the 80's was never going to a Boingo Halloween Show at Irvine Meadows (dammit!). The soundtrack of my life during the 80's also included, at various times, the following (aside from those already noted): U2, Eurythmics, Midnight Oil, Beastie Boys (I saw Beastie's open up for Run DMC at Pacific Amphitheater, talk about SWEET), Talking Heads, Los Lobos, Guns N Roses (saw them with Skid Row at the Forum, loudest concert EVER), Van Halen (even with Hagar they kicked ass, don't deny it, saw them with Alice in Chains), Living Color, Black Crowes (those were both late 80s, but still), De La Soul, Prince (& the Revolution), AC/DC, Peter Gabriel, Genesis, Rush, Paul Simon (yes, he made his bones earlier, but GRACELAND is a MASTERPIECE), Bon Jovi (yes, bon jovi)...i'm sure there's others i'm not remembering...
MORAL TERPITUDE!!!
by Frijole
Apr 18th, 2007
12:26:27 PM
Mooooooooral terpitude!
Ahh.. 24 years ago...
by Diagnostic
Apr 18th, 2007
01:36:02 PM
the movies which inspired all of the hate, Return of the Jedi and Superman III. Sigh. Comic book movies and G. Lucas have not sucked the same since.
Yet I still hope 2007 will be the worst summer ever.
With you Somerichs...
by idahomer
Apr 18th, 2007
01:45:28 PM
How about Style Council, Roxy Music, The Cure, Romeo Void, Peter Tosh, The Clash, X, Chili Peppers (saw them at Irvine Meadows when they were still wearing socks). And the fun ones, The GO-GOs, Romantics, B-52s, ABC, Michael Jackson (yes he was good for a time), The Beat Farmers, REM, Social Distortion. We called it "tennis-shoe music," cuz both guys and gals wore them dancing, since you were doing a lot of it.

This was also the beginning of MTV, when it simply was music videos. We could sit for hours watching it.

idahomer
by Somerichs
Apr 18th, 2007
04:35:56 PM
I was gonna mention Michael Jackson, too, but i didn't listen to him incessantly like some other groups. But EVERYBODY had a copy of thriller, if not two, floating around in there house, and he was everywhere...I listened to all the bands you just mentioned back in the day on KROQ when it really was alternative radio (Poorman & Richard Blade in the morning, hah!), but i wasn't fanatical about any of them. on a tangential note, before Weird Science and Back to School, did anyone outside (southern) california know who Oingo Boingo was? Man, lotta concerts at Irvine Meadows, we used to sneak in the back to the grass area...nice!
My favorite film year...
by idahomer
Apr 18th, 2007
05:26:07 PM
since I'm dating myself, has to be 1971. Over 200 films! http://tinyurl.com/ypeuqc

Andromeda Strain,The Adbominable Dr. Phibes, Bannanas, The Beguiled, Billy Jack, Brian's Song, Carnal Knowledge,Clockwork Orange, Cold Turkey, Diamonds are Forever, Dirty Harry, Duel, Fiddler on the Roof, French Connection, Friends, Get Carter, The Gang that Couldn't Shoot Straight, Harold and Maude, Hellstrom Cronicles, The Hospital, Happy Birthday Wanda June, Klute, Kotch, Last Picture Show, Let's Scare Jessica to Death, Little Murders, Lady Frankenstein, Macbeth, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Murphy's War, A New Leaf, Omega Man, Panic in Needle Park, Play Misty for Me, Plaza Suite, Pretty Maids All in a Row, Rickshawkaran, Shaft, Skin Game, Straw Dogs, Summer of 42, Sunday Bloody Sunday, THX 1138, They Might Be Giants, Vanishing Point, Vampyros Lesbos, Willard, Willy Wonka, Women in Cages.

Now THAT was a year for film.

Somerichs, yeah a lot of early 80s was restricted to SoCal, I think. I was in San Diego and best friend lived in Newport Beach. Remember KROQ well and it was so cool when we got 91X down here.

91x kicks KROQs ass...
by Somerichs
Apr 18th, 2007
05:46:11 PM
all over the radio...always has, always will. Ditto for SD radio over LA radio...
nothing quite like...
by datachasm
Apr 18th, 2007
08:19:59 PM
... reminiscing about 1982 with someone who was 2 years old at the time, lol. weak article. i seen Fast Times in the theater.. must have been 11 or so when it was out. i recall leaving the movie and asking: "who is Led Zeppelin?"... it was a defining moment for me! plus, Jennifer Jason Leigh! she was the hottest thing, the epitome of the high school crush tainted by some dork who seemed cooler at the time.
Lost Prophet
by Horace Cox
Apr 19th, 2007
01:41:13 AM
Hey bro, I agree there was a lot of shitty music in the 80's. But 80's music will always kick ass for one simple reason: music videos! Even the absolute WORST music of the 80's is still entertaining because the videos were so God-awful. You gotta love the pure cheesiness of some of that crap. The clothes, the hair, the crappy special effects, the posers... the 80's had it all baby! Hell, even some of the best bands had the worst videos imaginable. I imagine most of those guys look back now and ask themselves: "What the holy fuck was I thinking?!?" Oh well, I'm sure they were getting laid left and right. Even the guys from Dream Academy probably saw more ass than a Turkish customs inspector.
hahahaha, Moriarty took his grandma to see Porky's
by The Amazing G
Feb 7th, 2009
06:17:58 PM
that's hilarious
No
by Orcus
Feb 9th, 2009
08:43:26 AM
That's scary
yeah, I guess you're right
by The Amazing G
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:39:50 PM
"There's almost no nudity in ANIMAL HOUSE"
by The Amazing G
Oct 3rd, 2009
11:43:46 PM
God talk about a late reply, Moriarty's not even part of this site anymore, but reply I must, anyway I just want to say that saying "There's almost no nudity in ANIMAL HOUSE" isn't quite right, the scene where Belushi spies on the sorority girls is pretty legendary and contains plenty of topless sorority girl's pillow fighting (and Mandy Pepperidge's tits of course)
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