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Shia LaBeouf Hosts SNL!!

FIRST!!!! by TheGhostWhoLurks	Apr 14th, 2007 04:29:23 AM
Maybe?
Missed it by 6 seconds... :( by TheGhostWhoLurks	Apr 14th, 2007 04:30:25 AM
But Cap's right... WHY is this guy getting a hosting gig at SNL???
"Hailing from Iceland, Bjork has established..." by newc0253	Apr 14th, 2007 05:32:55 AM
Bjork is from Iceland? who knew?
Talent will always rise to the top by emeraldboy	Apr 14th, 2007 05:34:20 AM
And you will always have people who are bitter and jealous about those who have talent for something. some get over it and accept thier limitations and move one. Others go on to the net and snipe more and more or some project all this on their kids. The best part of x-factor are the auditions, where you see the talentless singers given thier marching order. The Weinsteins copped on to this and set up project green light with damon and affleck and the two films that won made very little impact with the public. Shia has used tv as a springboard for his career, first with even stevens and then Project greenlight. Let me explode one thing. Some people on this are ignorant about the way hollywood works. All stars are made. All of them. People will use every opportunity to get to the top and stay there. It was the same in the beginning as it is today. Except today is more public.
Shia LaBoof, Shia LaGoof, Shia LaDoofus, Shia LaBarf by Orionsangels	Apr 14th, 2007 05:54:40 AM
I hate this kid with a passion. His face and voice annoy the piss outta me! WTF is he getting roles?
Can we please rename this prick? by photoboy	Apr 14th, 2007 07:04:23 AM
Aside from how annoying he is on-screen, seeing his name is like fingernails down a chalkboard. Since his name is French for beef, can we rename him to Freedom Beef? Yeah, from now on, he should be referred to as FREEDOM BEEF.
Oh, so that's who Cheese La Beef is... by Napoleon Park	Apr 14th, 2007 07:32:45 AM
in France she's a Cheese La Beef Royale. * whenever I hear the phrase "up and coming star" I think of Peter North. (see, it's funny because it's a double entendre for having an erection and ejaculating, and his name is a double entendre for penis pointing upwards, and when straight guys talk about penis-centric smut it induces nervous laughter. That's how good it is, I can kill the joke by over-explaining it and it still works) * yes, I knew Bjork is from Iceland - who didn't? Been a fan since MTV 120 Minutes used to show videos by her band The Sugarcubes back when she was a cute perky teenager. (Wonder what teen Bjork looked like? Google Image Search (safe search disabled) for Ariel Rebel. (Oops, two pr0n references in one post, I'm getting naughty in my elderly impotence. How sad for me.)
Oh by Napoleon Park	Apr 14th, 2007 07:34:36 AM
was I supposed to shout Ninth or something?
No joke by IJUSTLIKEMOVIES	Apr 14th, 2007 07:40:54 AM
I was flipping through channels during the the second wind (after it kind of flopped in the first week) of the Grindhouse marketing campaign. Kurt Russel and Shia LeDouche were on Leno. Shia was being interviewed, and telling some stupid story/joke about food he doesn't like. Leno turns to Russel, and asks him what food he doesn't like. Kurt laughed and said, "I'll eat anything." There you go, 3 talkback jokes rolled into one true story. Apologies for not getting this up when it was still fresh. I don't watch Leno either, the guests were revealed before I could flip away, so I stayed.
N'Sync by colivo	Apr 14th, 2007 08:00:04 AM
George Lucas's most influential casting directors are his kids!! Who should we get to play Anakin Skywalker kids, Eric Bana? Christian Bale? No daddy, Hayden the Hottie who can't act for shit! Also if you could get N'Sync in AOTC too, that would be great. OK, Bye, Bye, Bye.....my Prequel Trilogy is.
"Give me shit and I'll make it a star!" by JackPumpkinhead	Apr 14th, 2007 08:23:57 AM
It's called "PR" in Hollywood. It was called "propaganda" in the Soviet Union. It's the same, but the Soviet version was more honest. It makes morons believe a dick is a statesman and Shia la Boof is a star.
He's going to be in the new Indiana Jones film... by kinanswer	Apr 14th, 2007 08:26:41 AM
don't cha know! Or, Shia LaBeouf, Shia LaBeouf, will you do the fandango?
But when young actresses host, we all go "she's HOT!" by tonagan	Apr 14th, 2007 08:43:35 AM
regardless of talent.
Award-Winning?!? Best tits maybe... by Sequitur	Apr 14th, 2007 09:15:54 AM
She's a nice girl :)
OT Hey Herc by paulrichard	Apr 14th, 2007 09:27:16 AM
Drive premiered on ctv in Canada last night. It was kind of fun. Fillion rocked. You should be able to get some early reviews.
Bjork! by Larry of Arabia	Apr 14th, 2007 09:36:19 AM
She's awsome! She's crazy! Can't wait for that.
Who the hell is this kid realted to?! by rivercb	Apr 14th, 2007 09:39:06 AM
He's bloody everywhere! He's like the kid that your parents force you to invite to your birthday party. Maybe his dad knows where Spielberg buried a hooker.
What? by BizarroJerry	Apr 14th, 2007 10:02:41 AM
Shit, I thought I was the only one who knew about that hooker! Dammit.
people still watch flaming little miss sunshine? by waggy	Apr 14th, 2007 10:07:53 AM
someone had to do it
"the critically praised 'Bobby'." by Seph_J	Apr 14th, 2007 10:24:02 AM
did I miss something?
that Spielberg hooker thing is only a rumour by Seph_J	Apr 14th, 2007 10:27:07 AM
you can't prove anything.
Poor kid by PotSmokinAlien	Apr 14th, 2007 10:29:35 AM
i wonder who will do more coke tonight, him or the entire cast of SNL combined?
Avril Lavigne on SNL? I'd rather read her manga thanks by Pound Sand	Apr 14th, 2007 10:52:23 AM

DOLLARS TO DONUTS SHIA DOES A RAP by Guerilla_Films	Apr 14th, 2007 11:23:20 AM
Kid is on the new Cage DVD. I'll bet my LOST talkback posting privileges for a month.
Maybe by MarkoOhNo	Apr 14th, 2007 12:26:03 PM
There'll be a sketch which will be funny...? Nah.... SNL is becoming progressively shitty again, with should-be-B-list hosts. Next week: some other child actor from Nickelodeon, with musical guest Raven Simone!
PotSmokinAlien by MarkoOhNo	Apr 14th, 2007 12:28:42 PM
I'm beginning to suspect Spielberg has been doing more than any of them combined x2.
shia labeuf for president by LarryTheCableGuy	Apr 14th, 2007 12:35:47 PM
up and coming star? ugh. he should play charlie brown in the peanuts movie. that's probly the only role i could see him in. lucy can pull the football away and i'd clap like a seal.
i dont think shai was born when where's the beef... by LarryTheCableGuy	Apr 14th, 2007 12:43:36 PM
commercials we're on. i'd say they were like 84-85. he was born in 86. even if they aired in 88 he'd only be like 1 and 1/2. time to make the donuts you douche bag. (not the donut guy, shia)
$20+ mil. weekend for Disturbia? by Franky 5 Fingers	Apr 14th, 2007 12:50:47 PM
Holy shitballs, who saw that coming? I have no problems with this Shia guy getting all this hype. After all, someone has to get it, so it might as well be some motormouth little fucker who usually has something interesting to say.
i actually cant wait for tonite by LarryTheCableGuy	Apr 14th, 2007 12:52:02 PM
i hate shia yet i wanna watch him, but only cause i want him to be a douche bag. its weird. i want him to continue sucking. it could be possible that he's good and eveyone thinks differently about him suddenly.... hmmm. nah. of course not. but maybe...? i wonder how far into the show i'll be proved right. that he sucks. i bet it's in the monolouge. he has like a whip or something. but it could be the short film he does.... i'm excited to watch crap history, i can't wait.
DAMN YOU SHIA LE BEEF!!! by wackmeupb4ugogo	Apr 14th, 2007 01:58:40 PM
DAMN YOU!!!
SNL is aimed at college kids. They know who he is. by Flim Springfield	Apr 14th, 2007 02:08:12 PM

What does KURT RUSSEL have to say about the host? by Mike_D	Apr 14th, 2007 02:17:49 PM
Well Kurt? http://i108.photobucket.com/al bums/n28/MikeD202/amused. jpg He thinks its funny! Its okay to laugh everybody!
He was born in '86? by Alonzo Mosely	Apr 14th, 2007 02:33:48 PM
Dear god, I have embarrasing HJ stories older than him...
Mike D - keep it up man. by misnomer	Apr 14th, 2007 02:35:59 PM
I want to know what Kurt The Russell thinks of every post from now on...I want more Kurt Russel in movies generally. Ever see Breakdown? a crap movie made entertaining by the kurtmeister
Mike D - keep it up man. by misnomer	Apr 14th, 2007 02:36:01 PM
I want to know what Kurt The Russell thinks of every post from now on...I want more Kurt Russel in movies generally. Ever see Breakdown? a crap movie made entertaining by the kurtmeister
I hear rumours about him acting in Constantine by feckdrinkarse	Apr 14th, 2007 03:12:50 PM
And I, Robot. I've seen both movies and I can't remember what he looks like or who he played. My memory is really bad or he is one bland motherfucker.
I served with Shia LaBeouf: by Tal111	Apr 14th, 2007 03:17:19 PM
I knew Shia LaBeouf; Shia LaBeouf was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Shia LaBeouf
Will tonights opener feature by Ingeld	Apr 14th, 2007 03:18:59 PM
an Imus sketch? If they do I hope it has Sharpton and Imus going at it somehow. Perhaps they should have a sketch of Imus out in the street, broke, drinking again and apologizing to every African American that wanders by. Sharpton should appear on the scene with a new big afro hair do and throw him a buck. Sharpton, of course, is on his way to demand the resignation of the CEO of Home Depot because he heard their radio commercial which was promoting cheap hos(e).
just bought Close Encounters, by imageburn13	Apr 14th, 2007 04:32:09 PM
To take me bad to Spielberg's heyday. I'm willing to give this kid a shot if he doesn't play cheap. Also, thats wicked about bjork being on the show next week, she's crazier than a shithouse rat. Purportedly, on the set of dancer in the dark, she spit at Lars Von Treier and told him "I hate you" every day. And then she leaves for three days not telling anyone. And yet she makes this gorgeous music. Good stuff.
tal111 by Shakes	Apr 14th, 2007 04:47:43 PM
awesome man, just awesome
Shia LeBeouf? Why? by Wyatt Wingfoot	Apr 14th, 2007 06:14:00 PM
Because he's not shy of "the beef". Dem studio heads like-um their head. The public? Nobody give a shit. Otherwise, he must have an extreeeeeeme tweeny-bopper fanbase.
See this is what happens when by emeraldboy	Apr 14th, 2007 06:35:15 PM
you get noticed by the berg. same thing happened to tom cruise. Spielberg saw risky business and opened every door for him that he could. rather than every door being closed in his face. you dont say no to the berg. Now every door has been opened to Shia Le Beouf. Lebeouf has that bland moral Disney thing going on and he is perfect for bush's pro family Pro christian america. He was perfect for the Walden Media garbage holes. That was such a boring movie. He is inoffensive.
Whew...just in time to plug his upcomming project. by vivavitalogy	Apr 14th, 2007 07:12:51 PM
So is Avril 12 or t13 now?
emerald boy by IJUSTLIKEMOVIES	Apr 14th, 2007 07:14:05 PM
Shia is a Jew. Not sure he's going to be the poster boy for Evangelical Christians anytime soon. Unless he turns out to be Jesus, and then we're all fucked.
Role by Vergil	Apr 14th, 2007 07:33:23 PM
No one seems to have noticed, but on RottenTomatoes an interview claims that Shia said he's going to be a "sidekick".
No, Captboulder, I'm right. by tonagan	Apr 14th, 2007 07:44:57 PM
I'm always right. And the more you deny it, the more right I am.
absolutely lame... by lynxpro	Apr 14th, 2007 07:54:46 PM
Why does Indy need a sidekick? Did Lucas and Spielberg not learn enough from the Short Round experience? Gawd, Natalie Portman is more manly than that bloke, and I don't mean that as a compliment to her either (Keira is better!). Dump the kid and use the money allotted for his salary to be used to entice Sir Connery to return instead.
Hey he's promoting Disturbia. Now we'll find out by superninja	Apr 14th, 2007 09:56:44 PM
if he's funny or not. For some reason he reminds me of Dustin Diamond.
emeraldboy, whatever, The only family film by superninja	Apr 14th, 2007 09:58:55 PM
he's done is Holes and Even Stevens. The rest of it is the usual Hollywood crap.
Only 10 more minutes... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Apr 14th, 2007 10:22:27 PM
until Pepe LaPew makes his SNL debut. Everyone set their TiVos to "flame"...
What are the chances... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 14th, 2007 10:23:32 PM
...that they do a skit on internet Talkbackers? ;^)
JESUS CHRIST!How many cocks did Sleepy LaBeef suck!?!? by TORTURE PWN	Apr 14th, 2007 10:28:22 PM
This fuckers everywhere!
Shia's had his nappy-head by TheGhostWhoLurks	Apr 14th, 2007 10:36:49 PM
SLICKED BACK, just like Al Sharpton.
Anybody else... by areynol2	Apr 14th, 2007 10:41:23 PM
...think the best part of that monologue was Abe Lincoln, Jesus, a showgirl, and llama in the background behind Shia and Amy Poehler?
Shia... by SarcasticHorse	Apr 14th, 2007 10:42:37 PM
...nice hair, Patrick Bateman.
SNL isn't beyond saving... by The Only Woj	Apr 14th, 2007 11:00:14 PM
give it more time, there are good people... well, actually, all the good people on the cast left. and the writers. and anything funny.
Nice job by zati1	Apr 14th, 2007 11:00:15 PM
with the Bateman shout-out. (I didn't know Indy 4 was confirmed, like he said in the monologue?)
One behalf of all the talkbackers... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Apr 14th, 2007 11:06:30 PM
THANK YOU for that last skit, SNL! :)
good digital short by George Newman	Apr 14th, 2007 11:07:38 PM
mehhaha
What song is that? by theBigE	Apr 14th, 2007 11:07:53 PM
Funny digital short!
W0W A SOFA KING JOKE!! by nam0krut	Apr 14th, 2007 11:08:14 PM
SNL meet rock bottom!
That was "Sofa King" Funny! by theBigE	Apr 14th, 2007 11:08:42 PM
Where are the "Cork Soakers" or "Colonel Angus?"
This joke was funny when i was in 7th grade by George Newman	Apr 14th, 2007 11:08:53 PM
8 years ago. i'm supriseed that they have gotten away with it.
theBigE by Dr. Rockso	Apr 14th, 2007 11:09:15 PM
The singer is Imogen Heap, but I'm not sure of the song title
Sofa King GREAT! by Cheif Brody	Apr 14th, 2007 11:11:00 PM
Cheap...but hilarious.
Sofa King reminds me of.. by Neil McCauleys Crew	Apr 14th, 2007 11:11:08 PM
the Tony Danza skit from way back when...Funkin A
um sofa king by LarryTheCableGuy	Apr 14th, 2007 11:13:04 PM
whos the genious that stole that cheap joke from years ago? maybe u should do a shweaty balls joke, oh wait south park did that years earlier. oh wait i heard that on the playground when i was 10.
Gemlemen? by cannedpasta	Apr 14th, 2007 11:13:27 PM
Avril Sucks, and what's with the chick in the back thrusting her tits out repeatedly?
huh...Avril Levine (or whatever) looks like... by Guerilla_Films	Apr 14th, 2007 11:15:46 PM
VERONICA MARS if she's all posed up as a prostitute...I hope I just gave Rob Thomas an idea for the season premier of that FBI show...
Oh Mickey You're So Fine... by Cheif Brody	Apr 14th, 2007 11:16:14 PM
You're So Fine You Blow My Mind. Ugh...How about that 40 year old guitar player Avril has....I wonder if he cries himself to sleep?
Didn't Avril... by Dr. Rockso	Apr 14th, 2007 11:16:18 PM
...use to have some kind of discernible talent on her last album? What the hell is this?
besides lazy sunday, that is the first by Holodigm	Apr 14th, 2007 11:16:31 PM
digital short that i've laughed at. actually, that's the hardest i've laughed at snl in a long time.
move over emily dickinson by SarcasticHorse	Apr 14th, 2007 11:16:37 PM
you've officially become obsolete the second these lyrics were spit from avril's mouth: "she's like so whatever/ you can do so much better"
wow www.acceptable.tv must be by LarryTheCableGuy	Apr 14th, 2007 11:17:10 PM
scaring these hack writers. pick a digital short.
"Best of" Digital Shorts by areynol2	Apr 14th, 2007 11:18:41 PM
I thought Peyton Manning for the United Way was just a fake commercial, not a digital short.
AVRIL IS SO CUTE. AND SHE ACTUALLY SINGS. NO LIP SYNC by wackybantha	Apr 14th, 2007 11:18:57 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, was that a Goonies T-shirt she was wearing? Or was that skull representing something else OR nothing at all, just a skull?
and the song was "Hide and Seek" by Guerilla_Films	Apr 14th, 2007 11:19:14 PM
by Imogen Heep. In the Digital Short. whatever. I'm still waiting for the Shia rap.
and the song was "Hide and Seek" by Guerilla_Films	Apr 14th, 2007 11:19:14 PM
by Imogen Heep. In the Digital Short. whatever. I'm still waiting for the Shia rap.
Digital Short was awesome. by Neonic	Apr 14th, 2007 11:23:08 PM
Makes you wonder... the things they take some time to produce (Digital Shorts) are pretty decent and the live stuff, not so much. Maybe it's time to make it "Saturday Night" Tonight has been pretty decent so far though.
That DIGITAL SHORT made me smile, laugh, and say....... by wackybantha	Apr 14th, 2007 11:34:02 PM
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!! I wonder how many SHIA-HATERS were SOFA KING happy to see him get blown away?
poor Shia by The Only Woj	Apr 14th, 2007 11:49:57 PM
I like him as an actor, but I hate that they had him say this'll be the best show ever. come on. an obvious setup for failure there. I always thought he'd bring something good to SNL if he ever hosted it. But I guess you need a good skit/dialogue to make that work.
Wow.... by Neonic	Apr 14th, 2007 11:54:07 PM
Really pushing the envelope tonight. Sofa King, Moustache rides, Imus saying pussies a bunch of times, mass amount of blood.... What gives...
"It's baked cereal." by tonagan	Apr 14th, 2007 11:58:42 PM
I liked that.
no rap, but in the last few seconds by Guerilla_Films	Apr 14th, 2007 11:59:50 PM
Shoutouts to Def Jux. I was right.
still a la douche by LarryTheCableGuy	Apr 15th, 2007 12:01:45 AM
indy 4 is ruined.
lame episode, funny digital short by George Newman	Apr 15th, 2007 12:23:39 AM
i'm rarely the naysayer, but this epsiode was whimpy. Shia did NOTHING of note. The digital short nad Dakota fanning's talk show were the only high points. Sofa king? Really? I've seen the bloody missing finger bit done better in many different moments. UHF does it great. almost 20 years ago. Thanks, SNL, for trying to do it again.
you're the first to call him a loser tylernol by LarryTheCableGuy	Apr 15th, 2007 12:40:04 AM
you quote "loser" but all's i see is your name when i control/f the word. i just say he sucks and isnt fit to be being promoted as such a big actor as he is. and whats wrong or nerdy with doing what u want with your time if you enjoy it?
no problem by LarryTheCableGuy	Apr 15th, 2007 01:10:49 AM
man
When I was a kid I never realised how many short male by GQtaste	Apr 15th, 2007 01:19:39 AM
actors were so successful. Why is it so rare to see men actors that aren't taller than 5'8? Take for example poor, ole, Nicole Kidman. Every man she gets paired w/ are midgets: Cruise, Clooney, Keaton, Kilmar, Sean Penn, Ewan McGregor, Daniel Craig, Robert Downey Jr., Matthew Broderick, Ben Chaplin.
Who else was waiting for Lincoln to show up backstage? by Flim Springfield	Apr 15th, 2007 01:40:10 AM
I've been watching this show too long...
A Digital Short based on a two year-old OC episode? by Flim Springfield	Apr 15th, 2007 02:18:38 AM
That was just weird.
gauging an actor on an SNL appearance by BizarroJerry	Apr 15th, 2007 02:18:42 AM
It's just not fair. You gotta have some good material to be judged on. I think he did all right, actually. This was a very bland show, though. Not terrible, but not great. Was that digital short supposed to be referencing some movie or tv show I don't recognize? Oh, and yes, a guy in a Lincoln costume backstage has been quiet running gag on this show for many years, as far as I can tell.
The digital short was a riot by jimmy_009	Apr 15th, 2007 02:19:21 AM
I think Shia LeBeouf did a good job. He was good in Holes and not bad in Constantine.
Gay Couple from Connecticut, LOL! "Rathuuur"... by HappyHamster	Apr 15th, 2007 02:29:50 AM
Great stuff.
HappyHamster by jimmy_009	Apr 15th, 2007 02:38:02 AM
I see I'm not the only one on the West Coast. Cheers.
I really thought that was a good episode by erichaislar	Apr 15th, 2007 06:42:06 AM
I have not laughed that hard at a episode of SNL in a long time. And the digital Short was so funny.
Shy-uhh la-BUFF by Napoleon Park	Apr 15th, 2007 06:55:17 AM
Oh, okay, so no more beef jokes. And he's a guy. Who knew? * Large breasted back-up singer behind April LaVeen will be on Lost season four as the out of focus girl in a bikini from the background of every crown scene finally gets a flashback. Turns out she used to be a back-up singer. * Trying to end this by quoting that one hilarious line... and... nope, I got nothing. Wait, Keenan's expression when told "If someone turned on a microwave oven, he'd watch it." *** What happened to the Lost talk backs again?
Here is something You didnt know by emeraldboy	Apr 15th, 2007 08:21:57 AM
It was an Irish theatre director who discovered Tom Hanks. I am not making that up. Vincent dowling who now runs the guthrie theatre in the US where he based for 25 years. Was a casting a play, the name of which escapes me in his beloved guthrie theatre, which he has rebuilt since taking it over in the early eighties, He had gone through a lot of male leads all of whom he had rejected and a young man got up on stage and blew dowling away. Aksed many years later, was dowling suprised at Hanks success, he said no, he was just suprised, that hanks hadnt done more stage. Vincent dowling believed he could have a great career as a stage actor.
The punk scene hates avril lavigne by emeraldboy	Apr 15th, 2007 08:24:55 AM
The kept calling her a faker, untill hse couldnt take it anyomre. She took a break because of it and went into acting.
didn't she say she wasnt punk? by Evil Hobbit	Apr 15th, 2007 09:26:03 AM
and then she was, and then not, then she was pop rock. It's more punk rock anyway. Oh well, she's cute and tiny and girlfriend is a pretty nifty song. But that performance was terrible indeed.
edit by Evil Hobbit	Apr 15th, 2007 09:26:57 AM
it's more pop* rock anyway. Gief edit buttons!!!
Being called a faker by emeraldboy	Apr 15th, 2007 10:13:59 AM
really got to her, apparently. I saw some documentary about her. ON the cool Irish language channel TG4.
Not one comment on mustache rides?? by mrtwig48	Apr 15th, 2007 11:44:25 AM
Did you 14 year olds even get the joke?
worst episode of the season by tonyd1411	Apr 15th, 2007 12:04:41 PM
the laughs were few and far between for me
what's to get, Mr. Twigforate? by Napoleon Park	Apr 15th, 2007 12:59:22 PM
Back in the '80s during the thick vinyl iron-on-transfer era of imprinted t-shirts there was a popular design that showed a turn-of-the-century style handlebar moustache and the legend "moustache rides, five cents". See the joke was that the wearer was offering to perform cunnilingus for money. The 'free moustache rides' sketch was a simple variant on this but without the financial renumeration. "Sofa King" sounds like they're saying "So fucking..." and in the digital short, every time someone fired a gun the song started over. The girl behind Avril had large breasts, a tight jersey and a too small bra and on Update Din Imus was depicted as being bitter and angry over his firing. See, it's not that hard to "get" this show, I think the kids understood it.
Digital Short woulda been funnier if by BitterMan23	Apr 15th, 2007 01:04:38 PM
they never read the letter. that part killed it.
......."GUAGING"? by TheUglyBaby	Apr 15th, 2007 06:41:21 PM
.... Que?
Hideous Names by Mosquito March	Apr 16th, 2007 10:47:41 AM
Shia's last name is second in ugliness only to Elisha Cuthbert's. If anybody needs a fucking stage name, it's her.
This ep was Sofa King weak by Blanket-Man	Apr 16th, 2007 11:01:48 AM
Slightly better than the Peyton Manning snoozefest, but not much. Shia was a non-factor - none of his characters registered at all. But a few of the regulars coaxed some laughs out of me...
Sofa King, 2 in 1 by MGTHEDJ	Apr 16th, 2007 02:57:19 PM
It combined the Tony Danza "play on words" sketch with Tom Hanks' Middle Eastern Salesman character ("you sexy woman-we go disco." "It's crazy-go-nuts!!") The Duke Lacross line was good. And the Jesse and Al open was clever.-----later-----m
Worst Musical Performance in SNL History by Behemoth	Apr 16th, 2007 03:06:30 PM
Avril has actually regressed, which is usually what these idiot industry concoctions try NOT to do. Her music has actually become MORE throwaway and forgettable. But the performances were just HORRIBLE. She didn't even move. Just stood there and sang mediocrely at best, with that hideous band of session musicians paid to look like "punks" AND to act like they are actually enjoying what they're doing. Playing in Avril Lavigne's touring band and acting like a happy punk: now that's a tougher job than knocking a swift one off the wrist down on the Old Main Drag for a fiver at a time. What a skank. Will someone please spank her? And film said spanking? And make said film of said spanking available for immediate download? And preferably let it be a chick doing the spanking? Then I will pay attention and unshun her for the brief moment it will take to expulse my loveseed into the ether.
UglyBaby, your "guaging" issue by BizarroJerry	Apr 16th, 2007 10:24:08 PM
Cut the guy some slack. I almost spelled it that way, too. It's a funny looking word... And does anyone else think the musical portions' audio was a bit off. The music was drowning her out. Shouldn't there be a sound guy turning up the lead singer's microphone at that point??
And Avril's new song... by BizarroJerry	Apr 16th, 2007 10:26:11 PM
It's just a fun, bouncy teenage song, guys. Is that not allowed now? Or is that another thing geeks are supposed to demand to be more "dark".
This is old, however.. by JustGoHomeNow	Apr 22nd, 2007 02:21:36 PM
Who said the digital short was based on an O.C episode? I thought they were making fun of The Departed. And, Disturbia is number one two weeks in a row.

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