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Capone Chats With Shia LaBeouf Re: DISTURBIA, Talkbackers/'Flames on Optimus', INDIANA JONES, Evil Twins & David Morse's Hair!!

Don't like talkbacks, eh? by The Atomic Worm	Apr 9th, 2007 10:28:33 AM
Hey Shia, you should pull a Kevin Smith and confront some of these a**holes head on.
Phew by Bobo_Vision	Apr 9th, 2007 10:31:13 AM
So he's not in Indy IV. Great news.
SECOND!! by football	Apr 9th, 2007 10:32:44 AM
So what's wrong with us punters voicing our opinions? Eh?
QUINT SAID WHAT?!??! by chrth	Apr 9th, 2007 10:39:31 AM
Oh, he's going to PAAAAAAAY for that!
I knew it by purplemonkeydw	Apr 9th, 2007 10:43:58 AM
PG was rigged, good interview Shia.
First by yumyum	Apr 9th, 2007 10:45:40 AM
Fuck!
At least by sHapesHiftinLizard	Apr 9th, 2007 10:46:58 AM
he admits he reads the talkbacks, the crazy kid. I think he was good in Holes, havent seen him in much else, not much he couldve done with the Con. sidekick role and the Irobot one was filler. Ill judge 'im on other things as i see em. i dont want any kid sidekick in indy, but we'll prob get one, if we do, please dont have him fighting adults like shortround.
Shia by sevenrivera	Apr 9th, 2007 10:51:32 AM
Seems like a nice enough guy. Down to earth and grounded. I've liked him in all that he's done. Too bad he fell into a big giant stinking vat of Michael Bay dog crap. I'm sure he's going to do his best in the movie, but Jesus Christ himself couldn't save it from Michael Bay. It's just a shame. Damn you Michael Bay, damn you straight to hell.
No similar roles? by Maxer	Apr 9th, 2007 10:53:00 AM
Yeah, Constantine and I, Robot was completely different from each other. In one he was the cocky teenage sidekick that wanted some action, and then finally got to save the day at the end. And in the other one, he was... uhh...
LOUIS STEVENS IS THIS YEAR'S ABIGAIL BRESLIN!!! by Err	Apr 9th, 2007 10:58:22 AM
Louis Stevens in Transformers = Eyebrows and Flames on Optimus
marriage countdown by AllieJamison	Apr 9th, 2007 10:58:50 AM
I hate those self-righteous first three questions of reciprocal ass kissing in aicn interview-chats.
Good interview by Darth Thoth	Apr 9th, 2007 11:01:07 AM
This kid seems cooler than a fan. I wish him luck and success.
AllieJamison: Capone et al. don't have a choice by chrth	Apr 9th, 2007 11:01:57 AM
Either they get the AICN cock-suck done first, or they're responsible for Harry's next bath. What would you do?
He's a Pretty actor????? by Proman1984	Apr 9th, 2007 11:16:44 AM
Wow, Capone. I didn't expect you to be so... blunt about it!
He sounds like an idiot. by Childe Roland	Apr 9th, 2007 11:26:58 AM
I hate to say that, because I honestly wouldn't know Shia if I tripped over him, but in this interview he comes off like a mini tool. He talks about the changes he helped make to a script as if they saved the movie. I wonder if the writer's eyes rolled back in his skull when he realized the kid from Project Greenlight was calling his story crap and had basically been given free reign over it? Anyway, I still hold out hope that Transformers will be entertaining.
Ah heres hoping Transformers is an R-rating in disguise by godzillasushi	Apr 9th, 2007 11:27:15 AM
Ya'll do tend to rail on the guy endlessly when he's not all that bad...
Optimist Prime? by PwnedByStallone	Apr 9th, 2007 11:32:18 AM
Was that a typo? You know, I hate myself for this, but Disturbia looks kind of cool.
Sounds like a cool kid to me... by Carnotaur3	Apr 9th, 2007 11:37:16 AM
Loved it when he said "Flames... The Flames!" LOL Optimus Fanboys should be ashamed of themselves. Way to call them out, Shia!
I liked Disturbia better back when it was called by chrth	Apr 9th, 2007 11:40:48 AM
Rear Window.
Chrth, it was Rear Window... WITH AN EVIL TWIN! by JustinSane	Apr 9th, 2007 11:48:34 AM
But now it's... oh wait, yes, now it's Rear Window.
Coming from Disney... by porterdsgn	Apr 9th, 2007 11:51:40 AM
I didn't know what to make of Shai. But I like this kid more and more evertime I read about him.
Shia Labeouf is the sexiest tomboy beanpole...... by thepurplelantern	Apr 9th, 2007 11:55:59 AM
Sometimes, it just need to be said.
Oh shit by Quint	Apr 9th, 2007 11:58:13 AM
I'm surprised the lynch mobs haven't stormed the Orca yet... In my defense... I believe I was a bit more political and less absolute when speaking of talkback, but yeah. You guys know just as well as I do that there are certain people that try to dominate these boards with nothing but negativity. Sometimes it's warranted, of course, but there are a whole bunch of people who come in just say shitty things for no reason. Just sayin'... put the pitchforks down! I'm still young! I've never seen Paris!!! Oh yeah, and great interview Capone, as always.
chrth by PwnedByStallone	Apr 9th, 2007 11:59:12 AM
They're marketing the movie as a modern day Rear Window so they're at least acknowledgign the ripoff. To me it looks like a bad ass version of The Burbs, another RW ripoff, only not bogged down in brainless kiddy humor. Not that The Burbs doesn't have its moments. The zooming dog closeup, for instance, still makes tears run down my face from laughing when I see it. "I want to kill. Everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal.
Paris is fucking beautiful. by PwnedByStallone	Apr 9th, 2007 12:03:33 PM
The complete lack of readily available beer is annoying, but other than that, you should see it if your serious Quint. tha tstands for all you guys. Go to Paris, get laid, experience life.
Will DISTURBIA top that episode of the Simpsons? by GibsonUSA Returns	Apr 9th, 2007 12:05:23 PM
Shia with binoculars will have to out-appeal Bart with binoculars.
Damn you Even Stevens! by dundundles	Apr 9th, 2007 12:13:14 PM
Damn you Even Stevens!
No hard feelings, Quint. And poor John Gulager... by JDanielP	Apr 9th, 2007 12:13:18 PM
...deserves to have success in his life. To actually think that he had far more problems on set than he would otherwise have, ...well, that just sucks. Give the talented man some credit. He made it through the Greenlight-bootcamp... so how about Hollywood show him some love? I'm interested in whatever flicks John Gulager directs. Too bad he didn't get an opportunity to make a fake trailer for GRINDHOUSE. But then, maybe there will be a GRINDHOUSE 2.
PwnedByStallone: 'Go to Paris' & RW by chrth	Apr 9th, 2007 12:15:30 PM
I have always said that if I go to Paris, it'll be at the head of an invading army. As for Disturbia, I don't mind them reimagining Rear Window with more modern trappings, and it's good to hear they're acknowledging it somewhat. I just hope they don't spend half the movie making references to RW.
Speaking of Myspace Shia, which page is really yours? by GibsonUSA Returns	Apr 9th, 2007 12:16:27 PM
It's like Attack of the Shia Clones on there lol.
GibsonUSA Returns: Bart had a telescope by chrth	Apr 9th, 2007 12:18:52 PM
Turn in your geek card at the front desk.
Optimist Prime? by Veni Vidi Vici	Apr 9th, 2007 12:21:27 PM
Is he the new Transformer that always has a positive outlook on everything, no matter the circumstance?
Optimist Prime? by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 12:23:13 PM
Goes great with Mega-Pessimist!
Hey Kids.... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 12:24:40 PM
"Cum" see my new movie- "Die Hard-on With a Vaginance"!
TB's breed hate by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 12:26:37 PM
It's really really funny to look here and see all the people badmouth every single thing that comes down the line. Hollywood isn't perfect, but you still waste your money and time supporting something you supposedly "hate" so very much. Seriously if you hate it that bad, go and make your own movie so then we can come and tell you how much you suck and you screwed up your own vision. Nice interview Quint
or Capone by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 12:26:59 PM
sorry.
chrth by PwnedByStallone	Apr 9th, 2007 12:27:18 PM
Invading army? Have something against the French or Parisians? This country does owe its independence to them in no small part. Please don't tell me you eat Freedom Fries dude. As for reports of French rudeness all I can tell you is that I found Parisians quite pleasant, although one can't judge a whole country by its capital. Londoners, on the other hand, are all a bunch of fucking anal-retentive self-righteous fucks.
LOLOLOL Pwned by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 12:31:45 PM
Freedom Fries! hahahahaha liberty cabbage. I hate being an american
Optometrist Prime by QuinnTheEskimo	Apr 9th, 2007 12:33:29 PM
Billy Pilgrim! Sorry, I know that wasn't very funny. Shia seems cool though. Good on ya, Shia.
Optimist Prime: by samizdat	Apr 9th, 2007 12:34:48 PM
"Hey fellas! I'm super-sorry about this whole fracas we seem to have involved you in, but i bet you a hoot and a holler we can sort this out with a proper apology in no time! What a great day to be a hunk of metal!"
Transformers: Robots with bad eyes by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 12:35:38 PM
i'm dumb
it's like WHOOOAAAHHH!!! by kinghenryVIII	Apr 9th, 2007 12:39:11 PM
Too bad you couldn't get THAT quote again when describing the action. Like WHOAH! Good chat with the guy though. I'm still on the fence about this dude. Maybe Disturbia will prett good ....
Don't get me started on Freedom Fries by chrth	Apr 9th, 2007 12:39:43 PM
I hated the French long before it became trendy to do so. Once everyone else jumped on the bandwagon I jumped off, because everyone knows that if something is popular it can't be good. (You like that? I've been working on my faux elitist posting style) Now I feel kind of bad for the French. Still, I can't turn my back on a promise I made over 15 years ago. To make you feel better, I'll grab London as well.
"Optimist Prime" and "Lebouf is a pretty actor" by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Apr 9th, 2007 12:42:52 PM
Great work Capone!
Gayformers: Having sex with guys by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 12:49:35 PM
nuff said
kurt russell damned michael bay when he had by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 12:53:12 PM
to eat but he was too venomy
Gayformers... by PwnedByStallone	Apr 9th, 2007 12:53:59 PM
Robots in "da guys" Sorry everyone.
Don't be sorry by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 12:55:37 PM
start a fuckin revolution
Kloipy: Sorry, we're still waiting for the revolution by chrth	Apr 9th, 2007 12:57:06 PM
That Harry predicted V for Vendetta would bring on. Any minute now ...
OK......... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 12:59:03 PM
VIVA LA REVOLUTIONE! Um, what are we revolting against again? I didn't want to start a revolution, but then I looked over at Kurt Russell, and, oh fuck, you get the idea......
TransexualFormers....... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 01:00:07 PM
Women into Guys.....
Talkback Devolution by QuinnTheEskimo	Apr 9th, 2007 01:05:10 PM
That's where all good revolutions start. I've been feeling restless all day. Like I want to blow up government property.
Shia is a good kid. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 9th, 2007 01:06:52 PM
Although, he sometimes comes off like he drinks waaaaaayyy too much Red Bull and espresso. Mixed maybe. And yes, the AICN Talkbacks are pretty much the Thunderdome of the Internet. You've got to prepare yourself for what you may find and go in knowing that you might never come back sane. Now, watch the TFer Haters Roll Call commence in 5...4...3...2...
Hey Harry.... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 01:07:18 PM
We'll come and drag your fat ass out of Burger King when the revolution begins. Remember, remember, Value meal #5.....
On November 5th by QuinnTheEskimo	Apr 9th, 2007 01:11:26 PM
There was a guy in the park by my dorm with a Guy Fawkes mask and a sign that said "Remember Remember." He was standing on the street corner for passing cars to see. It was cool. I really do want a revolution, that's the whole thing. I just told one of my professors I was an anarchist.
Keep perpetuating it??? by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 01:11:34 PM
That's nice, so he's going to keep an Indy IV rumor alive that had no basis in the first place. That makes a lot of sense. That'll really increase his chances of getting cast...
chrth, our generation is too lazy to get up to by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 01:13:28 PM
change the channel on the tv
quinn by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 01:16:30 PM
anarchy is dead. It won't happen. Most so called "anarchists" just brood in their rooms listening to the Cramps and the Sex pistols, and talking about how much they loathe everything. But then when it comes to doing anything about it, they become apathetic pussies and decide to go hang out at the skate park. I don't want anarchy. I'd just like to live in a world where people didn't hate each other all the time
and as an anarchist by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 01:19:14 PM
you would want people to band together to start the revolution and thus creating a form of govt. amongst yourselves. It wouldn't work. Read Animal Farm sometime. You can't beat it, it's always going to be there. Wait, in ten years, after you are out of college, have a steady job in "communications", married with 2 kids. You'll be a republican who watches reruns of Friends while you sip your chai and read the New York Post
TALKBACKER POWER! WOO-HOO! by Kubla_Khan	Apr 9th, 2007 01:22:09 PM
The news that A-listers read TBs gladdens my heart. Btw Jessica Alba, I'm really sorry for all the comments I made here that alluded to fucking you in the ass. If I'd known you were reading them, those comments would have been far more explicit.
Ender, i just talked to Shia by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 01:31:27 PM
He does not
FLAMES ON MOTHERFUCKING TB'ers ASSHOLES = INDY4!!!!!!!! by performingmonkey	Apr 9th, 2007 01:42:57 PM
Kevin Smith is an idiot. He doesn't deserve to make movies. How does he dare suggest he was influenced by Jaws? I love thinking about actors, writers and directors reading the TBs and taking them to heart. They FUCKING SHOULD take them to heart. I don't know about anyone else but I mean EVERY - FUCKING - WORD I type here. If I think someone sucked in a movie I will type it, I won't lie. Bay gets the shit ripped out of him for good reason. TBers rule. Kevin Smith can go suck a fat, sweaty cock.
that's funny, I just talked to him too by Freakemovie	Apr 9th, 2007 01:44:01 PM
He says 24's okay, but he likes Lost better.
who the fuck takes Talkbacks seriously? by Cedar_Room	Apr 9th, 2007 01:45:23 PM
the mentally unstable hurling insults from behind a wall of anonymity? Who seriously cares what these people put on here? Some people are afraid of reading them - some film people read them and change their films accordingly???? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS????????? I despair.
Disturbia? by pinkfloyd2000	Apr 9th, 2007 01:48:30 PM
Worst. Title. Ever. Remember when they made this movie before, and it was called THE BURBS, and it was not only a little creepy, but pretty darn funny, too? I recall seeing the extended trailer for Disturbia some time ago on HDNet; thinking back on it now, that trailer actually looked worse than the Sandra Bullock (i.e., shitty) version of Groundhog Day.
Give us a GULAGER interview next by Neo Zeed	Apr 9th, 2007 01:49:17 PM
c'mon dudes!
I agree Cedar Room by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 01:49:56 PM
Most, people, like myself, don't take this shit too seriously. Look at my chat handle, for example. I read, I post, I laugh, then I pull myself away, take a fucking shower, and get on with it...I'm glad that a fucking talkback doesn't ruin my fucking days, or control my every thought process...
"Evil Twin" plot line correction by TheRealCapone	Apr 9th, 2007 01:51:14 PM
I just received a very nice phone call from the man credited with the story for DISTURBIA, co-screenwriter Christopher Landon, who wanted me to point out that the evil-twin plotline that Shia refers to in our talk was in fact an evil twin of the David Morse character and not Shia's character. For those of you have not seen the film (which I'm assuming is most of you), this may not mean much, but once you see it, you'll see how silly that plot device would have been. Also, Shia IS very pretty, and Optimist Prime is a character that Michael Bay allowed me to create because he liked my sunny outlook on life, motherfuckers!
Kevin Smith..... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 01:52:14 PM
SUCKS FAT HEAD CHEESE FLAVORED DONKEY DICK! I can't believe this no-talent, overrated motherfucker has "fans"....
Normally I would agree, Cedar Room. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 9th, 2007 01:53:13 PM
But then I saw what Talkback did to the AVPII script and I realized that we are more powerful than the Sun.
Wow, Capone... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 01:54:29 PM
A shiny big daddy job at AICN, and the brass balls to call us motherfuckers? You, sir, can SUCK THY SCROTUM.....
Kloipy by QuinnTheEskimo	Apr 9th, 2007 01:55:03 PM
I'm not actually an anarchist, that's just what I told my teacher. And yes, it would be nice to live in a world where people didn't hate each other. Oddly enough, I'm majoring in "communications." It's journalism, though, which is pretty fucking stupid of me as I hate journalists and news organizations (Stewart and Colbert are exceptions).
Did someone up there say VIVA LA TAINT!!! by Puddleglum	Apr 9th, 2007 01:55:04 PM
Cause I haven't heard that one in a while. Thankfully. Though it sort of applies to Shia La Even Stevens.
Yes, puddleglum... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 01:56:55 PM
Yes, my son, VIVA LA TAINT!
The fuck is OPTIMIST PRIME? by finky089	Apr 9th, 2007 01:57:20 PM
Was that a typo Capone or is Shia just still "too nuts" and "crazed" over his experience on the production to correctly say the name of a main character???
Why, finky... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 01:58:05 PM
he's the jolliest Transformer around!
Taking talkbacks seriously... by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Apr 9th, 2007 01:59:04 PM
Is an act of sadism. I dunno about anyone else but half my posts are a parody or playing up to the talkbacker stereotype.
Judge Dredds Dirty Undies by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 02:01:23 PM
Egads, that's a horrifying visual....
VIVA LA TAINT! -call and I shall come! by Dorothys Taint Again	Apr 9th, 2007 02:03:13 PM
Does somebodys call upon my name?? La Taint will rise again!
Where is Vern by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 02:04:59 PM
talking about Bay's Leatherface when you need him?
This just in.... by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 02:08:36 PM
Newt Gingrich's taint will be running for president...
Motherfuckers? by PwnedByStallone	Apr 9th, 2007 02:09:18 PM
Personally I've never really found why this is supposed to be insulting? I've been proudly anally fucking Capone's mother for some time now. She even puts his cigar in my ass once in while. I like it well enough but she really gets off on smoking it while it's up there so I put up with it.
RonJeremyIrons, he better be. B/c TINO's gonna be by finky089	Apr 9th, 2007 02:09:54 PM
a shitload of laughs. Other TF's he could mispronounce and never know it: Starstreamer: The whiny jet plane with colorful streamers runnning from the back of his wings! Soundswave: The robot who uses waves of his bucolic music to bore his enemies into submission Ironchaps: The tough-talking autobot with assless metal chaps! Bumbleberry: The small "cute" one (gag!) Boxcutter: The paramilitary vehicle that can slice and dice through any cardboard surface! Scorponockers: The desert-dwelling metal insect with giant breasts. (Shia's favorite)
Just when you thought it was safe.... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 02:10:14 PM
Newt Gingrich's taint tapped you on the shoulder, spun you around, and proceeded to skull fuck you....
I love how even the supposed "star" by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 02:12:32 PM
of this film can't even fucking pronounce the name correctly. Didn't he read the fucking script?
Just got off the phone with Newt's taint by Dorothys Taint Again	Apr 9th, 2007 02:13:09 PM
and he want everyone here to know that he's never skullfucked anyone. But he IS willing to learn. VIVA LA TAINT!
Um i meant masochism by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Apr 9th, 2007 02:14:10 PM
i think...
Tell him to call Capone.. by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 02:14:12 PM
He's the Beastmaster of skull fucking!
Well Stewart and Colbert by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 02:15:03 PM
are the only good journalists out there. At least they let you know when they are throwing us bullshit
RJIrons, it's b/c he's so "crazy excited" about it all by finky089	Apr 9th, 2007 02:16:31 PM
He can't be bothered with those kinds of details when he's looking for the next big actor to work with. "I heard that I get to face off against Megaton, the big bad guy, in the sequel! Yeah, Megaton, the leader of the bad guys. Nope, not dead. You ONLY think so. He sinks to the bottom of the ocean because he', like, so heavy and stuff. Whcih is probably why he is called Megaton. Hollywood is so wizard!"
What about Newt? by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 02:17:12 PM
Newt the skull-fucker? Or as Shia would say, "Newt the SKILL-fuster!"
PS- FUCK PROOFREADING! by finky089	Apr 9th, 2007 02:17:35 PM
that is all for now
RonJeremyIrons by PwnedByStallone	Apr 9th, 2007 02:20:43 PM
You did mean masochism.
I just got off the phone with the CGI whip's taint by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 02:21:07 PM
And she wants to know if Sean Connery has read the script for Indiana Jones IV yet.
Capone Alone 2: Lost in New York by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 02:21:31 PM
i can just feel the bad vibrations
PwnedByStallone by Mr_X	Apr 9th, 2007 02:22:49 PM
"Londoners, on the other hand, are all a bunch of fucking anal-retentive self-righteous fucks." no we're not you cunt.
Forestal by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 02:22:58 PM
He told me in the old familiar scottish burr no, he hasn't. He's still mulling over playing James Bond's grandfather. So many scripts, so little time...
Wow, he seems pretty chill by mordiceius	Apr 9th, 2007 02:26:15 PM
Seems like a cool kid. My opinion of him has generally improved. Great interview.
Indiana Jones and the Worst Transformers Movie.... by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 02:28:55 PM
...Directed By Michael Bay Starring Shia Labeouf And Featurning Calista Flockhart As The Wacky Sidekick.....OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!
this isn't new news by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 02:33:37 PM
But i suggest all of you to go out and find the movie "Freaked" asap. It's amazing. Stryofoam cup.
didn't Optimist Prime Transformer into a flatnose truck by BRUTICUS	Apr 9th, 2007 02:34:43 PM
hmmmm
Cool interview Capone by quadrupletree	Apr 9th, 2007 02:36:53 PM
I'm always shocked when I read interviews with this kid, how honest and forthcoming he is. It's like he doesn't have a filter. Which isn't bad but I would think he's a publisist's nightmare. He definitly needs to take a break soon though before he suffers from too much over exposure. Three movies in one year is a tad much. It's nice to hear from someone in the industry though that these talkbacks do get read!!
I've never had a problem with Shia. by GibsonUSA Returns	Apr 9th, 2007 02:38:53 PM
As well documented, most of my concerns have always been about the robot designs. I guess I'm just a Pessimist Prime.
more like Tamponprime: by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 02:40:59 PM
fresh and feeling dry
Nerds like Kevin Smith cause he is so easy to cosplay. by GibsonUSA Returns	Apr 9th, 2007 02:46:13 PM
No offense to the real Smith, but short boxy nerds too much love to dress up as him. I went to one of those conventions and asked one for directions and he refused to talk to stay in character. I was about to DDT that mtherfcker.
Talkbacks are useful as long as they remain accessible by GibsonUSA Returns	Apr 9th, 2007 02:49:24 PM
to the everyday reader. When they delve into a mess of 10,000 word postings on politics, religion, and other unrelated issues it becomes essentially worthless.
Remember when the TBer's saved Christmas? by Kloipy	Apr 9th, 2007 02:55:12 PM
That was so cool of us
Yo Shia, you got X-Box Live? by GibsonUSA Returns	Apr 9th, 2007 03:05:40 PM
Give me your handle, I'll kick your ass. :P
What was that about the guy who died on Xfiles? by Ray Gamma	Apr 9th, 2007 03:07:59 PM
I've seen loads of people die on X-Factor, but what was that story about a guy who died on the set of X-Files? Did I miss something?
...the interview... by mr ahole ramirez	Apr 9th, 2007 03:15:23 PM
...I never watched anythin wit Shia in it (cept for Constantine) but I found it very weird that he kept sayin "fuckin"...I mean, wow, Disney kids curse? or is he cursin to make himself sound older?...either way, he sounds like a down-to-earth actor, but Im sure all actors practice soundin down-to-earth...
He's actually a pretty decent actor by veritasses	Apr 9th, 2007 03:15:35 PM
and he seems like a nice enough guy but he's not an actor that really commands the screen. Sort of like Fred Savage in a way... It's not like he doesn't have charisma, he's just a little... er... light. No gravitas. Not really someone that can put a page worth of dialog into his eyes or with a simple glance like Newman or Anthony Hopkins. I suppose that's a lot to ask for for a young pup though. Maybe when he's older and when he stops using "insane" and "nuts" a hundred times in an interview.
Asimov.... by Hairy Nutsack	Apr 9th, 2007 03:30:56 PM
Why'd he have to bring that up, that movie was NOT worthy of the name Asimov.
The review I sent in.... by Bobo_Vision	Apr 9th, 2007 03:45:11 PM
...of 'Disturbia' may have been a little too mean-spirited, which might be why its not being posted. My criticism of Shia Lebeouf's nostrils may have gone a bit too far...that, and the fact that I walked out after an hour.
Why didn't you ask Shila LaBeef his opinion of by INWOsuxRED	Apr 9th, 2007 04:07:27 PM
Prime's flaming vagina?
So, what's the backstory of this Optimist Prime? by hadez	Apr 9th, 2007 04:22:21 PM
I like Optometrist Prime better--Not only can he kick Decepticon ass, he can also Lasik your eyes to perfection!
Shia reads these? Good. STOP ACTING!!! by spectrebeeyatch	Apr 9th, 2007 04:22:55 PM
Horrible, just horrible. The best part of Constantine is when his character dies. He can't really ruin Transformers but man if he's in INDY 4 I might just not see it because he is straight annoying. Disturbia looks not only like a remake of Rear Window but every piece of teen thriller garbage I've ever seen!
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Apr 9th, 2007 04:28:59 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
Flames on Optimus = Nipples on Quint by DarthStallion	Apr 9th, 2007 04:41:44 PM
Surprised SL didn't comment on "Damn you, Michael Bay".
Looks like Shia got Capwned! by Err	Apr 9th, 2007 04:50:10 PM
ZOMG!
STAB YOURSELF IN THE FACE!!!! by Sledge Hammer	Apr 9th, 2007 04:55:56 PM
You know you want to... Or not, whatever.
Talkbacks are the only reason to visit AICN by The Decider	Apr 9th, 2007 04:59:45 PM
If not for the talkbacks, I have a feeling AICN would no longer exist. So don't bite the hand that feeds you (or do, and we'll bite back).
Looks like Shia got Ca"bwned"... by Err	Apr 9th, 2007 05:28:07 PM
in da butt.
In defense of Shia... by GibsonUSA Returns	Apr 9th, 2007 05:28:48 PM
and I'm not saying this just because he referenced the Talkbacks....he WOULD make a pretty good Spike. Imagine him with the yellow construction helmet and the short sleeve collared shirt. It works. I do admit that the trailer for Disturbia was cringingly "teen"...especially the part where the girl teases kissing him and then falls back...that's cringingly late 90's Scream atmosphere.
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When you say... by DarthStallion	Apr 9th, 2007 05:32:35 PM
"Imus on Sharpton" do you mean to imply they got it on after the radio show? Because that WOULD be about as bad as flames on Optimus. And maybe even flaming nipples on Quint. That makes saying "I would love to see Imus squirm" take on an entirely new, "Brokeback"-ish meaning. Not that there's anything wrong with that, for those of you who like that kind of stuff.
gany, I hate proofreading, but what the hell is this? by finky089	Apr 9th, 2007 05:34:31 PM
"You'll never run into a more wretched hide (sic), full of scum and villiany." Normally, I'd just assume this was somebody's typo, but a guy like you who's so keen on TINO, I'm not really sure that would be a correct assumption to make. Hey, I'm human and make a shitload of typos. Surely this was just a typo too, right?
Shia! by YZiddy	Apr 9th, 2007 05:41:45 PM
My baby sister used to watch "Even Stevens" and I sometimes would watch with her (you all did the same, you know it), and I didn't mind the kid then. In between "Stevens" and a "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints," he thoroughly annoyed me. There was something about him. He was arrogant. But "A Guide" increased his rep tenfolds in my mind. However, he needs to be sure not to overexpose. I could very easily see myself getting sick of him again.
Hey, all i know is Talkbacks KEEP IT REAL by Doc_Strange	Apr 9th, 2007 05:43:04 PM
If a lot of these two-bit actors and directors don't take them to heart, then they're fucked. Yeah we can be quite cruel and harsh but I think a lot of these movies deserve it because of the lack of attention paid to what could have been a lot better (Transformers) movies. Remember, we might be mentally unstable assholes and whatnot, but we're here to help YOU make the BEST movie possible. And when you fuck it all up because you weren't paying attention, then that's your damn fault. Fuck Michael Bay. Never make a movie again, here's a word that you used that actually describes you Bay - dickwad.
Doc_Strange... by DarthStallion	Apr 9th, 2007 05:47:53 PM
"we might be mentally unstable assholes and whatnot" I get the "mentally unstable assholes" part, but what's up with the "whatnot"?
I'm more of a doodad than a whatnot by chrth	Apr 9th, 2007 05:49:59 PM

FLAMES ON MY OPTOMATRIST by THE KNIGHT	Apr 9th, 2007 05:52:11 PM
EQUALS NIPPLES ON BATMAN! what am I talking about?
ganymede2010 by the_shogun_gunslinger	Apr 9th, 2007 05:58:34 PM
"wretched HIDE?" wtf does that even mean? how about "HIVE"...please delete ur account and return ur nerd membership card and decoder ring
Yet Another Reason to Love AICN Talkbacks: by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 9th, 2007 06:36:27 PM
Quote: "Now all I want to do is fuck Shia LeBeouf in the ass." -- You heard it here first, kids. BSB wants to "fuck Shia LeBeouf in the ass."
Capone's real name.. by wadi77	Apr 9th, 2007 06:51:04 PM
What is it?
Now what will Shia think... by DarthStallion	Apr 9th, 2007 06:52:31 PM
after reading what BSB said? If he wasn't scarred by the talkbacks before, he surely will be now. Either that or he'll be highly aroused, in which case BSB may get his wish after all.
Um, I have a question... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 06:56:05 PM
Where does the line for for the Shia ass fucking?
After reading BSB's last comment... by DarthStallion	Apr 9th, 2007 06:59:36 PM
Will Ferrell flashed to mind... "That JUST happened!"
Capone's real name... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:00:04 PM
He called me up and we hung out at the mall, sitting in the food court, eating nachos and yelling at the hotties that would stroll past. I leaned over and asked him, "So, Cunt, er Quint, what is your real name." And he says in a small, meager voice..."My name? My name sir? My name is Frederick Von Douchebag Motherscratching Buttfucker the 3rd, thrice removed."
RE: "BSB may get his wish after all" by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 9th, 2007 07:00:16 PM
Indeed. And as we all know, BSB is very anally fixated.
If Shia is PharteGoddPrime... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 9th, 2007 07:05:10 PM
...that would be a flippin' riot!!!
It all falls into place.... by Hairy Nutsack	Apr 9th, 2007 07:06:35 PM
Ganymede is Shia LeBof, will wonders never cease?
Fuck by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:11:47 PM
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu ckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu ckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fucfuckfuckfuck....oh, and you.......
You cook your dogs food? by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:12:40 PM
Never heard of that
C'mon guys... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:15:01 PM
LET'S LIVEN THIS FUCKER UP!
BSB ass-raping Shia = this years "Little Miss Sunshine" by DarthStallion	Apr 9th, 2007 07:19:31 PM
how's that for livening?
BSB sucking Shia's taint=this years Glitter by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:27:18 PM
and all that could have been...
Does anyone else.... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:28:49 PM
Think Harry should make a sex tape?
DarthStallion... by Err	Apr 9th, 2007 07:30:00 PM
You are soooo right.
I just got off the phone with the CGI Shia LaBeouf by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 07:30:07 PM
He told me he's very close to being cast in the Star Wars TV Show. George Lucas has seen an early cut of Michael Bay's masterpiece TRANSFORMERS and thought Shia was just brilliant in it. Shia says he's still working it and Luca$ will be over soon for a taint inspection...
WHERE THE RED FERN OVERGROWS by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:31:52 PM
THE NEW SEX TAPE OF HARRY KNOWLES, SHIA, AND SPECIAL GUEST APEARANCE BY JANET RENO'S TAINT....ORDER NOW!
Shia LeBoeuf trying to be a serious actor = by Err	Apr 9th, 2007 07:32:35 PM
Hilary Duff trying to be a serious singer/actor/real celebrity.
Ron, you forgot Yoko..... by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 07:34:55 PM
And Poland...
My b-day as well by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:39:45 PM
And I share this glorious day with Hef, Jenna Jameson, and Dennis Quaid. What a fucking party THAT would be!
This talkback..... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:42:36 PM
has officially died....crickets chirping
Maybe if we talk about taints more.... by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 07:46:46 PM
It'll liven things up...
How can you say that? by DarthStallion	Apr 9th, 2007 07:47:38 PM
We have mentioned BSB taking the Hershey Highway on Shia, Janet Reno's taint, Hef's b-day, and Yoko Ono. Somebody write the fucking script...we have box office magic happening here!
Wasn't "The Taint" by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:48:10 PM
The porno with Val Kilmer from several years ago?
Hey Darth... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:52:13 PM
Count me in! It could be called Hershey Highway: Quest for the Golden Taint, and it would star Shia, Janet, and Yoko. It could be a buddy road movie when they travel together looking for Shia's talent, Janet's dick, and Yoko's vocal teacher. Harry could even write another one of his ass-kissing, dick sucking magical reviews, and we could film it in Austin to REAlly get his rocks off! Calling Michael Bay or Uwe Boll!
I've heard from some reliable sources that the script.. by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 07:55:09 PM
...For Star Wars Episode VII - A New Great White Hopewill be based on the Harry Knowles, Janet Reno, Yoko, Shia Labeouf, Hugh Hefner, Jenna Jameson, and Ron Jeremy sex video. David Koepp is in talks to write the screenplay and Nicholas Cage will play the annoying cameraman who can't keep his free hand from touching the participants.
We could double bill these two movies.... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:56:36 PM
Just like Grindhouse, complete with fake trailers...like Harry getting married? BULLSHIT
Dialogue coming as we speak... by DarthStallion	Apr 9th, 2007 07:58:49 PM
HEF: This is one of the shittiest highways I've ever been on! Do you see anything on the road ahead? JANET: Just hamsters... YOKO: We could write a shitty song about it, and I could sing it. HARRY: Is that rain up ahead? HEF: No, it's BSB's taint. So in other words, no 'it'ain't'. (Everyone laughs. Suddenly there are massive explosions. This is after all a Michael Bay movie) SHIA: Hey guys...that tickles!
Easily.... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:59:59 PM
The Next Xanadu!
Shalia LaBeef needs to get attempted to get raped by INWOsuxRED	Apr 9th, 2007 08:03:05 PM
I think Michael Bay probably took his childhood's virginity. Someone needs to send Chris Hansen to find Michael Bay on 747 to ask him what he is doing raping so many childhoods.
We'd have to get some hack director like Michael Bay... by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 08:03:22 PM
To do a cameo as the evil zombie rapist of Shia Labeuf...
Anyone else... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 08:06:09 PM
Wanna know what Harry's bride looks like? Color me curious...
The Weinstein Company will produce... by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 08:06:42 PM
Along with special guest director Uwe Boll
I know what she looks like... by Forestal	Apr 9th, 2007 08:08:21 PM
...A hot asian girl..
Hot asian girl? by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 08:12:39 PM
How do you know? Oh, wait, she's prolly a mail order bride and hasn't seen Harry yet. When she does, she'll be begging Woody Allen to adopt her....
Can you really marry a RealDoll? by GibsonUSA Returns	Apr 9th, 2007 08:53:58 PM
Isn't that like....marrying a CG character?
Hmmm.. by DarthStallion	Apr 9th, 2007 08:59:42 PM
What a choice...Harry or Woody. BSB, would you like to comment here?
I'm over.... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 09:19:50 PM
and OUT end transmission
Shai is not PhartegodP by Phategod2	Apr 9th, 2007 10:13:17 PM
He tried to have me fired Shai ladouche doesn't have the time for that. Now gany I would believe. Its funny I actually thought this kid was going to be the next great actor but with every interview he looks like a bigger and bigger douchebag. He's like Tom cruise with a jewfro.
Hey Phategod... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 9th, 2007 10:21:02 PM
What's the haps? Did PharteCowardPrime really try to have you fired??? You know, he claimed to have gotten Man of Stool simultaneously banned and fired. (How, I don't know.) But it appears Man of Stool made some sort of comeback as he was posting again just a few weeks ago. Strange.
he made some threat by Phategod2	Apr 9th, 2007 10:27:38 PM
About having my IP address from a email. little did he know it was from my house not work. Well here I sit working for the man still. I passed his little threat to US official branch. (harrassment of a GOVT. employee can be considered a act of terrorism I love the patriot act sometimes) So I haven't heard from I saw him post a couple times after that but his tone was alot milder.
Shai = Fred Savage afterbirth by Phategod2	Apr 9th, 2007 10:33:01 PM
search your feelings you know them to be true.
Shai to star in Remake of by Phategod2	Apr 9th, 2007 10:34:27 PM
The Wizard
RE: "he made some threat" by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 9th, 2007 10:34:59 PM
Yeah, the IP addresses. I do remember that. He claimed that "they" (I guess Murphy & Co.?) were obtaining IP addresses and having them traced back to certain Talkbackers' places of employment. They were then trying to get people in trouble for posting at work or some shite. I think this is what he claimed to have done to Man of Stool because of his "pwns teh suk" comments. Pharte's tone seems to have gone from mild to all but vanished these days. Murphy appears to have gone strangely silent, too.
Remember, the TBs are by the Real People, not shills by Doctor_Sin	Apr 9th, 2007 10:43:16 PM
Oi, oi, oi! Working class kids sing loud and clear Shout out the truth no one wants to hear!
Ok now.. by zabu79	Apr 9th, 2007 10:45:48 PM
Shia, Ben Affleck, John Heder must all have have the same agent. It amazes me that whenever Kevin Smith is onstage he is always talkin about sucking cock. The doors' wide open!
Good riddance to bad rubbish. by Phategod2	Apr 9th, 2007 10:53:28 PM
on a nother note. I'll be glad when this movie fianlly comes out then I can get geeked about about movies I don't give a damn about. But "bad show" to Quint and capone What did they say about "biting the hand that feeds." I remember when the staff wasn't about being all self congratulatory, and tore Hollywood a new one for shoveling the same tired crap down our collective throats I just hope the vasectomy can be reversed.
I can so see this kid trying to get Wilmer's by Phategod2	Apr 9th, 2007 11:14:10 PM
Sloppy seconds, How come this kid has not got any famous Poontang yet. I blame the Jewfro.
Yale by Colonel Activity	Apr 9th, 2007 11:19:24 PM
I wonder what his ACT score was....
Off-topic for a minute by Phategod2	Apr 9th, 2007 11:24:37 PM
Surfing Penguins! If I see another CGI movie about Anthropomorphic penguins I'm going to fucking scream!
So, he's confirmed it!! SHIA IS INDY, JR.!!! by wackybantha	Apr 9th, 2007 11:42:53 PM
I kill me!!!
Speaking about PGP again by Phategod2	Apr 9th, 2007 11:58:41 PM
one thing makes me beleive his is in fact DM or at least a moderator on his website. Joined the website (My subscription last all of one non-flamatory post hell I even had a differnt screen name) but I had my profile where you could not see my e-mail address but mr. PGP some how found a way to get my email address. after I had been banned. just something to make you go HUMMM.
Can the MPAA really say "Your film is too intense... by BendersShinyAss	Apr 10th, 2007 12:55:12 AM
... you need to cut it" ??? I say good on Bay for refusing to 'cut down' his film for these dumb fuckers. And I praise Spielberg for his ability to walk in there frowning and come out smiling. Where were they when King kong was being released? Couldn't they say 'this film has too many useless sub-plots that go nowhere, you need to cut them". I look forward to Transformers so much - anyfilm that can be branded as to intense and anuyrism inducing sounds like a ticket seller to me!
Do you honestly think They would make by Phategod1	Apr 10th, 2007 01:09:50 AM
a movie based on a Toy franchise that Bay himself called a family movie in Pre-production would get a R rating. This is a marketing ploy to get Adults in the theater.
(Shakes fist at marketers) by GibsonUSA Returns	Apr 10th, 2007 01:35:05 AM
You think your so smart....well face the wrath of the indifference of Generation Y, b*tch! You can sell us NOTHING!
"If the taint is pretty, then ram the shitty" by finky089	Apr 10th, 2007 01:38:32 AM
Jesus, BSB you anally-absorbed bastard! That shit made me laugh outloud and wake up my fiance. I dunno who ganymede2010 is, but that guy's got the biggest hard-on for TINO since the days Dickless Murphy and his stooges were posting in the TBs.
Shia is believable by scottybtrue	Apr 10th, 2007 01:45:48 AM
I think Disturbia will be a good movie on the basis that Shia really is a believable teen in that kind of situation. Also, I think they did a great job casting him in his role in Transformers. Almost every iteration of TF has had that type of character and I think he'll do it justice. I really liked the interveiw as it showed an always down to earth Shia, ready to answer all of Capones questions. It's great to have actors that do these interveiws, and maybe, just maybe he'll do what the great Sly Stallone did, and provide us TBer's with our own Q & A...
"Can the MPAA really say "Your film is too intense?" by Triumph poops!	Apr 10th, 2007 02:21:06 AM
Of course they can, Bender. That's how PG-13 was created in the first place, when Parent Groups raised holy hell back in '84 and wanted to lynch the MPAA board because they HADN'T spoken up about "intensity" or warned people over INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, which many thought was way too violent for its PG rating (and which it only got because of the political clout of Lucas and Spielberg). Hence the birth of PG-13 by the MPAA to start a practice on their part of specifically rating films based ON a criteria of "too much intensity". Okay, Pop Quiz (boy, suddenly I feel like I'm in SPEED): Temple of Doom caused the creation of PG-13. Anyone remember what film was the first to actually be LABELED with it?
Actually, he sounds like an okay guy... by Triumph poops!	Apr 10th, 2007 02:27:27 AM
I bagged on him in the past, back in an INDIANA JONES casting talkback, but in hindsight that was more my anger over the idea that they were going the cliched "kid route" with the new film (obviously to play to current teen audiences) versus just stickign to Indy, which I'd prefer to see. Then again, that only brings up my perpetual bitch that I STILL think they should even bag Harrison Ford and REBOOT the whole thing with a new actor and just do 3 new WWII era Indy films -- ala a CASINO ROYALE Bond reboot -- but that's another rant. As for Shia, he seems all right. I have to cut him some slack. Anyone honest enough to declare "I’m into it, believe me. Anybody would be. It’s better to be rumored to be in INDIANA JONES IV than KANGAROO JACK V" is showing a clear thinking mind. Not to mention that actually made me laugh!
THAT DAMN PACTRICK SWAYZE MOVIE by Phategod1	Apr 10th, 2007 03:49:48 AM
I think Red Dawn was one the 1st PG-13 movies
Ok I admit it.... I am Shia LaBeouf by Seph_J	Apr 10th, 2007 04:14:03 AM
And i'm proud of it.
x-files? death on set? anybody? by Ray Gamma	Apr 10th, 2007 05:06:10 AM
please enlighten me
To you people calling Shai a KID! by Talkbacker with no name	Apr 10th, 2007 05:18:49 AM
You do realise he is in his early 20's? That makes him older than most of you.
Optimist Prime... by polyh3dron	Apr 10th, 2007 05:36:28 AM
Shia's a REAL winner.
I wish he was older then me by Phategod1	Apr 10th, 2007 05:54:59 AM
Then maybe I'd like his acting and bubble gum pop music. I think Most TF G1 fans are in ther late 20's to early 30's Shai I believe is 20.
haha Phategod1 love the way by Talkbacker with no name	Apr 10th, 2007 06:49:58 AM
you think every talkback is about or directed at you. I thought you were one of don murphy's boys? Where is all your teen hate coming from, dude?
fuck Shia by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 10th, 2007 06:53:34 AM
fuck 'em and his flames
I confess... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 10th, 2007 06:59:08 AM
I'm really famed voice-over actor, Peter Cullen. And I can't believe I made a movie with this fuckin' kid!
YackBacker so does that just prove... by Talkbacker with no name	Apr 10th, 2007 07:00:36 AM
you are both idiots? ;) hehe sorry couldn't resist
NEITHER OF YOU ARE by Lost Prophet	Apr 10th, 2007 08:32:47 AM
I AM SHIA. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE POWER OF MY ANODYNE CHEESYNESS! I WAS GOOD IN CONSTANTINE AND I, ROBOT! IF YOU TALKBACK MISCREANTS KEEP BEING RUDE ABOUT MY UTTER LACK OF TALENT THEN I AM GOING TO CRY AND GET MY MOTHER TO COMPLAIN TO YOURS. what a tool.
KNEEL BEFORE SHIA!!! by Err	Apr 10th, 2007 08:36:49 AM
The last son of Bay kneeled and now you all will kneel!
I'm Shia. REALLY. by PwnedByStallone	Apr 10th, 2007 09:13:08 AM
I'm a cocky little bitch that thinks I'm hot shit just because I'm Hollywood's it dork of the moment. Would you guys please give me some change when you see me on sunset Blvd. in 5 years turning tricks for heroin money? Thanks.
Good point, Stallone... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 10th, 2007 09:17:40 AM
I love Hollywood's whole "it" system. Hype up some, no talent, low end star, rush them into twenty movies, keep throwing them in the moviegoing publics' face, then POOF, where'd they go? Gretchen Mol? Alicia Silverstone? Adam Brody? Anyone?
who's adam brody? by Lost Prophet	Apr 10th, 2007 09:43:42 AM
heh. With a bit of luck this will happen to the little turd- except with the added piquancy of some transvestite sex scandal. BTW I know everyone else has said this but Quint and Capone should be ashamed of that- aaaaw Capone, Did we make the wittle reviewer cry on the nasty intewnet? for thwee years?
Jealous much? by mocchui	Apr 10th, 2007 10:02:25 AM
Woah. Don't be too obvious about how jealous you are of Shia, boys. Geez. If you're so fucking offended by Capone calling your contributions worthless, why the fuck aren't you taking them elsewhere? Oh, right... because you NEED AICN to feed those massive geek egos because when you complain on your blog, in between posts about how your cat is sick, no one cares. This is like Luigi calling the patrons of his Italian eatery "scum," Capone only considers you scum compared to Shia (and people who actually WORK in the industry). Yeah, you see how you're scum. I'm being unduly harsh on you guys in my first post but I'm just ashamed that few of you will give this kid props for choosing Disturbia because of a love for The Salton Sea! He went to the girl's auditions to force his way in. How can you call him an entitled little bitch "it" boy after hearing that. Sounds to me like he's fighting for a good career. I loved him in HOLES and A Guide~ and yes, he's pretty but that's not all he is.
meant Quint by mocchui	Apr 10th, 2007 10:05:37 AM
quietly sorry I meant to write Quint (which is where the quote came from) not Capone who merely printed what Shia said to him.
Does Brandon Frasier falls into the 'it' catagory by BendersShinyAss	Apr 10th, 2007 10:42:33 AM
Nah, I liked him. What ever happened to him? Last paparazi pic i saw he looked woeful. Oh and it was 'the flamingo kid' that technically got the first pg-13.
shia could take you all by Mastashake	Apr 10th, 2007 11:25:08 AM
nuff said
You think HE'S pretty?!? by Shia LaBoufs Panties	Apr 10th, 2007 11:47:45 AM
"Wait'll they get a load of me..."
Coach and Horses by SuperMikeChu	Apr 10th, 2007 11:57:09 AM
I think I saw Shia a few weeks ago on Sunset Blvd. outside this auction place, right next to Coach and Horses. This was shortly after the Indy IV rumor ignited. Good luck to him on getting the Indy IV meeting. And good for Spielberg for meeting with the MPAA people to lower the Transformers rating to PG13. I'm sure just a few minutes for him to be in the room will be enough to suffice, so the raters can say they had Spielberg presenting them the PG13 case. They might even give him some arbitrary cuts to make just so they can say they did. Oh well.
I Am George Lucas by Forestal	Apr 10th, 2007 01:38:21 PM
And I'm still waiting for my blowjob...
Hey mocchui by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 10th, 2007 02:22:32 PM
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. We have ours, and you have yours. But, you know what they say, opinions are like assholes. YOU finish the rest, you little self-righteous cunt. AND THAT'S MY OPINION OF YOU,BIATCH!
well, George, you're in luck by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 10th, 2007 02:23:48 PM
Mastashake is on his/her knees and waiting to juggle....
Respect the cock by Forestal	Apr 10th, 2007 02:27:52 PM
And tame the cunt!
TAME THE TAINT! by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 10th, 2007 02:32:20 PM
nuff said...
Mastashake... by Err	Apr 10th, 2007 03:08:40 PM
Shia could take us all.... from behind. Shia to Optimist Prime: Why can't I quit you?
RATED R, FOR SCENES OF INTENSE ROBOT ACTION by Daddylonghead	Apr 10th, 2007 03:42:28 PM
RATED R FOR SCENES OF ACTION THAT'S, LIKE, WHOOSH! LeBeouf comes across well, seems like a down-to-earth dude, but that won't be enough to save Transformers or Indy IV.
I love it when by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 10th, 2007 04:03:49 PM
Actors cuss for no reason. It must beef up the cool factor. That, and smoking and dating chicks who are ten or more years younger than they are. Or talking in the most retarded slang to come from this neck o' da woods, yo. Did you ever think you would hear the little kid from Even Stevens saying "fuck"? "Is mommy watching? No? Alright! FUCK FUCK FUCK....!" snicker snicker tee hee. "My career went WHOOSH down the mad crazy toilet, yo!"
Indiana Jones and the Greatest Taint Ever Played With by Forestal	Apr 10th, 2007 04:15:02 PM
Starring Harrison Ford - featurning Shia Labeouf as the taint...
"It’s the most ridiculous movie we've ever worked on." by MarkoOhNo	Apr 10th, 2007 04:46:05 PM
LOL Even ILM agrees the film sucks, and that it's only saving grace (if you can really use the word "saving") is the amount of detail put into those horrible designs.
Reeks of ambition by Lilana	Apr 10th, 2007 06:05:45 PM
The guy talks like an agent/manager. You see him mapping out his career thinking 10 steps ahead. It's not like he's focused on the characters, more about what are the right movies to do so he can be the next IT boy. He should watch out though Hollywood is ruthless, you can only plan so much.
So thats what happend by Phategod2	Apr 10th, 2007 07:47:14 PM
to Ben Savage.
What ever happend to Topanga? by Phategod2	Apr 10th, 2007 07:50:03 PM
She was reaching hotness
Shia, no offense, but I think I you should go to Yale. by Orbots Commander	Apr 10th, 2007 08:21:39 PM
I mean, showbiz success is fleeting at best. Go do a business degree or in whatever interests you and you'd have that much more options later in life. Another thing, how do you even consider NOT going to Yale if you're accepted? If I was accepted to Yale University back when I was twenty, I'd throw a month long party.
Shia can't date... by DarthStallion	Apr 10th, 2007 09:09:46 PM
chicks who are ten years younger than him. That would just be wrong. Or make him kind of Bill Wyatt-like "eccentric". maybe she'll wear a strap-on and make Shia REALLY happy.
'talkbackers' hate and Shia love. by ArcadianDS	Apr 10th, 2007 09:43:31 PM
I have to agree with Quint and capone (and Shia) regarding the majority of talkback content. Too many weasels try to make themselves more 'gansta' by telling somebody famous where to go get bent. To these dullards, that kind of thing makes them important, powerful, and famous. "Dude, I totally just told Sly Stallone to pound sand!" - cue the ooohs and aaahs of envy and fandemonium. Sadly, these folks are living in a bubble universe and fail to realize that by and large, their fellow man sees through their stupid internet games, and can see them for the losers they are. In other news, I think Shia is one of the most under-rated actors to arrive within the past handful of years. He's got an engaging quality to his personality, an enthusiasm for entertaining that hasn't really been seen for a long time. Maybe Doctor Pearle from Waiting For Guffman. He was all, "..the one thing I've come away from all this is that I have to entertain, and for me, for right now, my venue is Palm Beach.." Shia reminds me of that - I think he gets it. He realizes that the process of movie making, and the art of entertainment, is really what this business is all about - its not about celebrity and who is out partying with who; its about doing a crackerjack job of entertaining people - of making them happy to hand over ten bucks for a seat; to make them feel like they still got away with a bargain at twice the ticket price. I've enjoyed watching his career evolve, and look forward to even better things. Just please stay away from the booze and the drugs. We dont want any more Rivers.
Well, I'm Already Tired of Shia LeBeouf . . . by Gasfarty	Apr 10th, 2007 11:52:37 PM
because Hollywood is so determined to make him a star. In this age of globalism and diversity, why do we need yet another "talent" who is the umteenth version of the same old, same old? I know Spielberg is a tired old man who has run out of ideas, but couldn't he catch up with the 21st century?
Don't hate on Shia LaBeouf because of his Disney Roots by Lavaman	Apr 11th, 2007 12:49:41 AM
Kurt Russell also started out as a Disney Kid. Last time I checked, he turned out well.
ArcadianDS by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 11th, 2007 08:43:01 AM
I speak for all of us "losers" when I say GO FUCK YOURSELF DICKWEED!
Hey Shia.... by Seph_J	Apr 11th, 2007 10:15:13 AM
"...kiss my ass.... metal dick!" (seriously though, dont fuck Indy up dude, all the best and everything, but you got a lot of responsibility, keep that in mind. Best of luck if you get the role).
ArcadianDS by Err	Apr 11th, 2007 10:17:57 AM
The problem is not entirely with talkbackers. Talkbackers, like myself, get extremely pissed off when we see people who gush over a certain actor, actress, or director when sitting down for an interview and then completely pan their movie when it comes out. Also, to completely bash the talkbackers is ridiculous. If it weren't for the talkbackers, there would be no AICN. And if they don't like the talkbackers or think that what we say is crap/rubbish/has no bearing or merit whatsoever, then disable the talkback forms. But they won't, because they know that the talkbacks make and can break this site.
I saw Shia (new name: Disney's The Kid) in 'I, Robot' by Seph_J	Apr 11th, 2007 10:23:30 AM
and I looked across and saw Kurt Russell laughing, so I knew he was good.
i weep for you all by ArcadianDS	Apr 11th, 2007 11:17:32 AM
anybody who took offense to obviously missed the point, or has never seen Waiting for Guffman.
edit by ArcadianDS	Apr 11th, 2007 11:18:15 AM
anybody who took offense [to my post above] yada yada...
Shia...I hate you by Jon E Cin	Apr 11th, 2007 07:25:11 PM
I really do. I cannot stand him in movies..he's always the obnoxious brat.
Keeping it real... by CzarQ	Apr 24th, 2007 12:55:51 PM
From this interview, I think Shia has a good head over his shoulder. He keeps it real & got his priorities straightened out. He knows what he wants & he does an awesome job at what he does.
Puke!! by JackJohnson	Apr 25th, 2007 09:54:49 AM
I must say, Shia, I was shocked of the Yale invite. You seem very arrogant, thus, a fellow classmate? Please.

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