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Ari's Gold!! Learn What Transpires Within The First New ENTOURAGE Episodes of 2007!!

Anderson is a douche! by Horace Cox	Apr 8th, 2007 01:06:00 AM
I'm talking about Rob in Youngstown, ya bastard.
Finally by Marillion	Apr 8th, 2007 01:44:12 AM
A frickin' reason to stay up late on Sundays again... I hated Entourage during the first season, but it really found some legs and some acting chops during the second... Definetely looking forward to this as a follow up to the Sopranos.
Carla Gugino! by newc0253	Apr 8th, 2007 03:49:26 AM
that is all.
p.s. anyone know when the UK is getting these? by newc0253	Apr 8th, 2007 03:50:16 AM
i am too lazy to find them on bittorrent.
"Fewer" Than 30. by Son of Hades	Apr 8th, 2007 04:53:44 AM
Fuckwits.
Ari Fucking Gold by Evil Hobbit	Apr 8th, 2007 05:42:07 AM
best comedy ever
Is everybody ready... by LordEnigma	Apr 8th, 2007 05:56:32 AM
ready for more douche-chill inducing moments from this show? If you are, then continue to watch. At some point, one of those tools, will do something foolish. Which will make you want Ari Gold to show up as quickly as possible to wash away the funk from Vince, Turtle, Eric, and Drama. Fun times ahead. Prepare for Artie Lange biting hot woman ass! ""FOLKS.""-Jason and Randy Sklar
This show still on? by Pennsy	Apr 8th, 2007 07:00:36 AM
;)
Hilarious by NudeandAroused	Apr 8th, 2007 07:03:02 AM
I love the interaction between Ari and Lloyd. Very funny.
Looking forward to this... by DanielKurland	Apr 8th, 2007 08:55:33 AM
This, and then new episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" in a month or so will sustain me through the summer. Ari destroying the hell out of Lloyd's foreign good luck effigy was fantastic stuff, as well as Martin Landau's "Would you be interested in..." character.
Carla Gugino by Pound Sand	Apr 8th, 2007 10:48:39 AM
END OF LINE.
Bring it on! by Teamwak	Apr 8th, 2007 11:18:02 AM
Been waiting too long for this to return. Johnny Drama is a comedy legend. Way to go Kev. And Ari and Lloyd are a fantastic double act. Laughed at the review that said Ari asks Lloyd to "Take one for the Team" to land a write. That scene will be comedy gold. Lloyd had some great scenes with Ari when he was giving him his homo pep-talk. Classic.
So fucking sick of inside Hw tv for insiders. by EvilWizardGlick	Apr 8th, 2007 11:37:33 AM
Will hollywood quit making insider tv for insiders to chuckle over. Please. This and the horrendous Jewish-centric Larry David show truly piss me off. If the clique wants to mock themselves send Christmas dvd's to each other. Instead they love rubbing their superiorority in we the "little" peoples faces. After watching a season of Dirt I now realize we see only half the story. The pro-star half. Not the sleazy self-promotional half. Finally Turtle and Drama should have declared their love for each other after "crossing swords" at Sundance. C'mon Hollywood and only Ari's assisstant is gay. Yeah sure, pull the other one it jingles.
Evilwizardglick by Petro45	Apr 8th, 2007 02:19:02 PM
If you don't enjoy "Jewish-centric" shows, just don't watch them. I'm sure that, among the 400 channels on TV these days, you can find a program having nothing to do with Hollywood, the entertainment industry, or shifty Jews. Not everything has to be tailored to your particular "taste."
Petro45, Since you are DENSE as a rock by EvilWizardGlick	Apr 8th, 2007 03:06:03 PM
Or dumb as a box of hammers I will make it ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY clear to you. The show is geared toward the Hollywood jewish community. That type of insider humor and activity is not for mainstream middle america. It is like when Steve martin told the plumber joke. Funny to plumbers, BUT not anyone else. More and more shows are geared toward hollywood insiders, Entourage, Fat Actress,30 Rock, 30 whatever the fucking tv about tv show is,The Comeback, and even Dirt. Fine if hollywood types are writing to humor themselves, but it is a big goddamned world out here with LOTS and LOTS of people who are NOT industry insiders. Or even of the splinter group of Jewish Hollywood Insiders. Make sense to you now. Dickhead, dense fucking deickhead.
evilwizardglick by thesloth	Apr 8th, 2007 04:33:04 PM
i think you and mel gibson would get along real well. you hating all shows made by jews and him hating all jews. you to would be a parfect match.
evilwizardglick by Alonzo Mosely	Apr 8th, 2007 05:05:37 PM
Curb your enthusiasm is both a critical and commercial success, and quite frankly, this non-jew non-showbiz guy loves the almighty fuck out of it. There is a simple rule to TV that no one seems to get. If you don't like it don't watch it. If it still gets produced after that, then enough people do like it for it to be financially viable, so you just need to shrug and get on with it, not somehow think any show you hate shouldn't be on...
Inside Jew humour? by LordEnigma	Apr 8th, 2007 07:50:10 PM
Huh? Really? Inside Jew humour? 30 Rock is inside Jew humour? Really? This makes no damn sense to me. Seriously, no damn sense, because shit is bad because it's bad. The religious affiliation of the writers makes very little difference in relation to something sucking or not.
Carla by NudeandAroused	Apr 8th, 2007 09:33:59 PM
I have to ask. Is there really a hotter woman than Carla Cugino? Sweet Jesus she is beautiful.
Hollywood Insider series by thevision	Apr 8th, 2007 10:18:50 PM
First off, Entourage is amusing and funny, but it would not work on network television. I think Fox had a show a few years ago about an obnoxious agent named Dragon, critics went nuts for the show and actors were guest stars- Sandra Bullock was in one episode. It flopped like Studio City. HBO demographics cater to LA and New York types who are into the entertainment industry insider bullshit. Majority of network viewers don't want to be reminded how fucking great hollywood elite lives are...I sure as hell don't. Showtime is jumping on the bandwagon with David Duchovny playing a screenwriter who bangs starlets...uh yeah, back to his old Red Shoe diaries stomping ground. Anyway, an occasional viewer of Entourage- not a big fan.
Didn't that Fox show... by REDD	Apr 8th, 2007 10:22:00 PM
star Jay Mohr?
Larry Sanders handled the "inside Hollywood"... by DanielKurland	Apr 8th, 2007 10:30:26 PM
material wonderfully. It didn't make things look glamorous or glitzy. It just showed that everyone was duplicitous and assholes. The finale with the Jim Carrey scene showed this perfectly. I enjoy Entourage a lot, but it's not due to the set up. It's well done, and when you have a creator that writes 90 percent of the episodes, you have well defined characters and cohesive arcs and storytelling.
Action was ahead of it's time. It had Buddy Hackett by GQtaste	Apr 8th, 2007 10:39:46 PM
playing his uncle if I remember right. Poor Jay Mohr, wrong place at wrong time I guess.
The problem I have w/ show is it's too damn short. by GQtaste	Apr 8th, 2007 10:42:04 PM
Thirty minutes is not enough and most of the time it's around 24 minutes. I wonder how far they can push the characters w/o it going stale?
Ratings by thevision	Apr 8th, 2007 10:42:32 PM
I've read Entourage has below average ratings for a Premium cable channel compared to Sopranos- who has network TV type of ratings. Again, I have no problem with the show but its overly hyped by the entertainment media who are every bit as part of that world as actors, agents, producers, etc. are. When I read all they hype concerning Studio 60, I knew it was just the media patting themselves on the back- majority of viewers would not give a shit AND its obvious what Sorkin thinks of the majority with Judd Hirsch's rant. Entourage is not Studio 60, its not trying to make statements and condescend to anyone, that's why I find it mildly amusing.
Love the Ari Gold charachter by Lando Griffin	Apr 8th, 2007 10:43:02 PM
but would gladly trade him in for more Carla
With all due respect... by thevision	Apr 8th, 2007 10:51:05 PM
...Action could be remade for 2007 fall season on Fox and short of Brad Pitt playing Peter Dragon, it would still bomb. The only chance for it to work today would be if they downplayed the Hollywood insider stuff and make Peter Dragon an agent who is also a counter-terrorist/martial artist/superhero!
Will we see him in the AQUAMAN costume or what??? by Demode	Apr 9th, 2007 01:57:51 AM
Seriously, I want to see him in that AQUAMAN costume. I was always curious what an Aquaman costume for a movie would look like. Lets see it!
Funny Ep by purplemonkeydw	Apr 9th, 2007 09:17:27 AM
How about a Dresden Files TB? What? No love?
Action and Larry Sanders Were Both Excellent by _Maltheus_	Apr 9th, 2007 11:00:18 AM
They were quite different from Entourage however. I think Action never really had a chance and I think it was far better than most of the sitcoms on then or since. As for Larry Sanders, well I wouldn't mind seeing and Arty-Ari crossover. Two of the best characters on TV. They need to get Rip Torn on the show. Entourage is one of these shows that's best to watch back to back, say three or four eps in a row. It's much more fun that way. I was never able to get into in just checking out a half an hour a week. Not sure why this new agent doesn't seem too worried about Ari, is she retarded or something? Glad to see Drama sticking it out with Gold's agency.
yay, another product placement extravaganza by wash	Apr 9th, 2007 11:31:34 AM
And the way they tried to go "over the top" about it wasn't as funny or as clever as the way Sopranos tried it last year. Sometimes I like this show and fucking hate it at the same time.
cookylamoo by wash	Apr 9th, 2007 11:32:50 AM
l - o - l. So true.
...does anyone else... by mr ahole ramirez	Apr 9th, 2007 11:53:09 AM
...hate E? cuz I sure...but Turtle, Ari, and Johnny are the coolest mofos in the faux-reality Hollywood...
E is my favorite character... by DanielKurland	Apr 9th, 2007 11:55:32 AM
Turtle I really don't enjoy at all, but the rest are great. And I agree that Entourage is best viewed by watching a bunch of episodes in a row.
I agree with Lando by Calculon	Apr 9th, 2007 12:32:03 PM
Ari is hilarious, but man...keep Carla comin'. Pun intended.
Actually, Xiphos... by BizarroJerry	Apr 9th, 2007 12:52:20 PM
I would suggest the word "Gugino" works better as a euphamism for the vagina. As in, "I'd like to get a look at her Gugino."
He Made Me Watch!!! by NYC Strong	Apr 9th, 2007 12:58:56 PM
Carla Gugino will always be that parole officer in Sin City to me.
Nice Gugino! by Calculon	Apr 9th, 2007 01:02:42 PM
That's all.
the word Gugino by BizarroJerry	Apr 9th, 2007 01:05:22 PM
also reminds me of the euphamism oft-heard on Scrubs, "bajingo"
Just Marathon'ed Sanders 1-6 by topaz4206	Apr 9th, 2007 01:06:58 PM
It still holds up as one of the best comedy series of all time. Can't wait to see the extras on the DVD!
Nothing EVER happens on this show by willydevon	Apr 9th, 2007 02:06:12 PM
It's all going to build until Vince's final, epic decision in the series finale: the red T-shirt, or the black shiny shirt? Seriously, we GET it: they're all totally gay for each other. Understood. We're on board. We love it, and crave more. Could we have some actual stories now? Where the hollywood superstar, you know, makes a movie? (How many major hollywood superstars take TWO YEARS off from projects at the START of their careers??) Also, I'd really enjoy a tit this season. You could surprise me with two, but even one would be nice at this point.
re: DanielKurland by mr ahole ramirez	Apr 9th, 2007 03:03:10 PM
...how can E be your favorite character?...he's so...well I cant find the words to describe him, so Ill just use douche, which is a word I never use...Napolean complex up to the rectum...
Hollywood producing Hollywood-centric stuff by Trader Groucho 2	Apr 9th, 2007 03:23:17 PM
Nothing new. The Jazz Singer? It's about an actor. Or a singer. Or whatever. Citizen Kane? Kane gets into show business - promoting his wife. Sunset Boulevard? Another classic, about a dead writer and a washed-up actress.
E's Alright by _Maltheus_	Apr 9th, 2007 03:42:36 PM
I wouldn't say he has a Napoleon complex. But it's Drama and Ari that make this show for me. I'll assume that Drama's pilot will go nowhere. It would screw up his character if his career took off.
Vince is the one that really needs a punch in the face by TimBenzedrine	Apr 9th, 2007 04:50:49 PM
You just want someone to grab that little pansy and scream, "Take the fucking job! Do the movie and invest your cash!You want to end up like your older brother,Shmuck?"
I've known people like Vince by _Maltheus_	Apr 9th, 2007 05:39:44 PM
It doesn't matter how much they fuck up, they always land on their feet. Why should he worry about money when there will always be people around to clean up any mess? But I agree and have no sympathy for people who get rich and lose it all. How hard is it to put a little aside in a safe investment so that you never have to work again if something goes bad? I would love to be rich, just for that security. Money is kind of pointless otherwise. Although so is this show, and that's what makes it fun.
Malin by Quin the Eskimo	Apr 9th, 2007 06:25:54 PM
Malin whatshername was smokin'. (Ackerman?)Seriously though, who just buys 3 Aston Martins? I don't care how much you like your buddies. Ari needs a victory though, so he can rub it everyones face.
Isn't it funny how Evilwizardglick.... by GrandMuffTarkin	Apr 9th, 2007 07:39:20 PM
Hasn't responded again after trying to rebutt rifuckingdiculous comment - "Oh yeah, this type of show is only funny to hollywood jewsiders" Fact: Shows stay on the air if they get ratings, and get canned if they don't - jew, goy, whatever....Get that through your addled, bigoted head.
Fuck this overrated.... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:44:20 PM
Fucking show.......
A thought... by RonJeremyIrons	Apr 9th, 2007 07:46:15 PM
We could take Evilwizardglick and Don Imus, smear them in blood, chain them at the dick, and throw the motherfuckers into a cage where very hungry Harry Tits Knowles would be waiting and see which bigoted, racist, idiotic motherfucker dies first...
SPOILER WARNING! by blackmantis	Apr 9th, 2007 07:53:28 PM
SPOILER..........I know for a fact that Vince ends up doing the Medellin movie, because an actor friend of mine plays one of the crew members in the movie shoot. There's a whole subplot about someone on the crew sleeping with the leading lady, and my friend plays the primary suspect, which is hilarious because he's about 350 pounds.
Best show on HB... by DonMagicWan	Apr 10th, 2007 03:31:20 PM
Oh wait, no it's not. It is the best aimless show I've ever seen though. Yes, that means it's better than 24, which aired it's crapiest episode ever last night.

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