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First!
by Jakes Nel
Apr 5th, 2007
08:25:11 AM
Yesssssss....
So, are you saying...
by Jack Black
Apr 5th, 2007
08:34:51 AM
that Jessica Biel looks hot in this?
racism + homophobia = comedy gold!!
by BadMrWonka
Apr 5th, 2007
09:10:46 AM
just throw in a stupid hot chick, and ou've got a 100 mil movie. sad world we live in. this will probably make more than Children of Men.
Hey Jakes Nel.....
by Ultron ver 2.0
Apr 5th, 2007
09:30:58 AM
Being first won't compensate for your small and flaccid peepee.
BIEL
by Nucking Futs
Apr 5th, 2007
09:40:42 AM
HOTTEST....WOMAN....ALIVE.... Thank you God, and Thank you to her parents...
Are you kidding, BadMrWonka?
by Nice Marmot
Apr 5th, 2007
10:00:45 AM
It's worse than you think. This turd will make more in it's opening weekend than Children of Men has made to date. Sandler needs to bounce back from his Post 9-11 drama that tanked due to lack of interest w/ frat boy retards and this is the his golden ticket baby!!!!
Two things: Biel is gorgeous but this movie will suck
by spectrebeeyatch
Apr 5th, 2007
10:17:41 AM
Biel is amazing and she is one of the real reasons I'm seeing the movie Next that comes in like two weeks. Anyway I probably won't see this simply because I am tired that Asians are the only minority group you can make fun of without being banned in Hollywood. I though we stopped doing that "white guy dressing like a minority" thing in the fucking sixties. Disgusting Sandler hasn't made a good comedy since the Wedding Singer. It's a fact he is a hack.
Can't Wait...
by kbass
Apr 5th, 2007
10:18:44 AM
to see Jessica Alba in this movie. She's smokin' hot! Wait a minute...I'm a little confused.
PLANT!
by Saluki
Apr 5th, 2007
10:19:38 AM
Yeah, it had to be said. And Longest Yard is bad Sandler? Sports Sandler is about the only one that should even exist. Everything else feels half-assed.
Thanks for FINALLY spelling Biel's name right
by Osmosis Jones
Apr 5th, 2007
10:26:14 AM
How hard is it to get that right?
Biel, Alba or Simpson?
by BenBraddock
Apr 5th, 2007
10:31:22 AM
Someone should get the three of them together. And make a movie.Plot optional.
what's the big appeal of this Biel?
by Spandau Belly
Apr 5th, 2007
10:35:04 AM
I mean, I'm not calling her ugly or anything but there are way better looking women with way more charisma. Same goes for Scarlet Johanson. What's the big deal? I see women who look this good on the bus every day.

In fact, for a nominal fee I will accompany you on a city bus and point out average looking women for you. They're everywhere!
GAY BASHING IS OSCAR WORTHY!!!
by hatespeech
Apr 5th, 2007
10:37:41 AM
This was funny when it was called Bird Cage, and even then it wasn't funny, gay? yes. Funny? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
this movie looks like shit
by jrbarker
Apr 5th, 2007
10:52:10 AM
in just about every way possible
Jessica's Bielicious
by ookla the mok
Apr 5th, 2007
10:54:29 AM
Funny, as I type, the NEXT trailer photo is off to the right with a headshot of Julianne Moore and a head plus cleavage shot of Jessica. Hmm...
Spandau...
by ikkyu
Apr 5th, 2007
11:10:04 AM
Biel and Johannsen are "average looking women"??

the fuck do you live, bro? also - how would you know? can your screen-reader judge the relative hotness of jpegs?

Actually a lot of lawyer's do look like Biel...
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 5th, 2007
11:15:18 AM
in Washington, DC where I live. You see a lot of people mistakingly think you have to be intelligent to be a lawyer and that the combination of brains and beauty is rare. That last part is true but TRUST ME. You don't have to smart to be a lawyer.
Spandau Belly
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 5th, 2007
11:18:14 AM
What's the big deal? Biel-ass; Scarlett-tits. Class dismissed. Now get your dick out of that guy's ass.
Homophobia
by kevinwillis.net
Apr 5th, 2007
12:00:57 PM
Isn't funny. Hollywood is full of hypocritical, preach-ifying, self-serving bigots. Look how funny gay people are! Oh, and by the way, you red state rubes are all terribly for people for thinking all the gay jokes we're making are funny. And we're going to condemn your terrible bigotry all the way to the bank.

Bah.
Kevin James is NOT funny.
by Zarles
Apr 5th, 2007
12:10:48 PM
Not now. Not ever. Not in a box. Not with a fox. NOT. FUNNY. AT ALL.
PwnedByStallone
by Spandau Belly
Apr 5th, 2007
12:18:47 PM
I'll pull out when I'm done thank you very much.

Class may be dismissed, but it looks like I'm coming back for summer school.
kevinwillis
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 5th, 2007
12:54:27 PM
You're an extremist neocon asshole so I don't know why I'm bothering, but Hollywood liberalism mostly comes from actors who aren't being as hypocritical as you would like to imagine. The studios who greenlight and rewrite, and push this drivel onto the public (the giant fucking corporations run by rich Republican douchebags in other words) are the ones that should be blamed for the rampant homophobia and desensitizing violence in Hollywood. Who do you think the homophobes are in this country motherfucker? All of YOU closeted, pseudo-spiritual gaybashing Republican fucks who think beign gay is wrong and tell people who they can and cannot love. Go fuck yourself you self-rightous piece of shit!
PwnedByStallone - right on - I live in DC and dude ....
by kinghenryVIII
Apr 5th, 2007
01:44:59 PM
Spring time comes and halter tops and jogging down Mac Arthur Blvd. Hell, even my girlfriend points them out .... now if i could get her to show more interest .... I need to slip something in her drink.

On topic - Sandler SUCKS! I friggin can't stand that douche. The baby talk, the fucking songs .... When I come across one of his movies on cable I reach into my pants, grab a handfull of pubes and rip 'em out! I then turn the channel. I was told to rent the movie with his dumb ass going thru all the grades at once .... whatever that movie was .... Happy something, Lucky butthole, fucking De .... whatever. I had to turn it off about 20 minutes later. I slowly got dumber and had to practice the alphabet again.

If he did more movies like Punch Drunk or Anger I would be a fan. Like Will Ferrell .... slow controled outbursts is funny (jack Nicholson?), not constant baby talk screaming. 50 First dates is good, but only for the lisping fat Hobbitt.

It's co-written by Alexander Payne
by DirkD13"
Apr 5th, 2007
02:14:31 PM
and Jim Taylor so it seriously can't be that bad. Shame Payne didn't direct this sucker though, it would certainly make for a different TB.
re: pwnedbystallone
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 5th, 2007
03:29:39 PM
...theres attractive lawyers in DC? I know there be some attractive women around Georgetown and stuff, but I just assumed they were lunchtime prostitutes...maybe I should chill in DC a lil more often and have a sign askin for legal help...
Yellowface
by CZ
Apr 5th, 2007
03:31:46 PM
We seem to be lacking in some righteous indignation here. Allow me. Rob Schneider playing a Chinese stereotype, no doubt complete with ching-ching noises and bad teeth? THAT'S RACIST!!
mr ahole ramirez
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 5th, 2007
04:04:29 PM
Hell yes there is. Attractive stupid lawyers are a DC staple. Georgetown, Dupont, Adams Morgan, Logan Circle, Glover Park. Hell even Southeast you'll find them. They aren't lunchtime prositutes per say. Prostitutes actually charge you money for sex, where as hot DC lawyers only require you drive a Porsche and will do at any time of the day.
Jessica Biel
by feckdrinkarse
Apr 5th, 2007
04:08:56 PM
She's a pretty lady but in no way the godess some people make her out to be. Eva Green, Scarlett Johansson, Katherine Heigl turn me on much more than Ms. Camden. Which reminds me, can't wait for Knocked Up. Mmmmmm
Go to Camelot in DC. Last time I was there
by kinghenryVIII
Apr 5th, 2007
04:09:18 PM
2 chic pole dancing went down on each other, granted, that was about almost 10 years ago.They could hire trash now for all I know.

And lawyers ain't the only thing .... walk the streets of Georgetown - 3 colleges and all the brainless profesionals you can shake your stick at.

Biel and Beckinsale
by dudeman
Apr 5th, 2007
05:00:25 PM
Sadler must really have made a deal with the devil....The last two major films for this guy and he has had two of the hottest chicks ever playing his wife......
Adam Sandler is NOT funny.......
by Jimmy Jazz
Apr 5th, 2007
05:19:55 PM
being an obnoxious ass is not humorous. He's about as witty and talented as your average fratboy on a Saturday night bender. DUUUUUDE! And the ever hi-LARIOUS Rob Schneider doing vaudeville "CHINEE"? Plus tired old gay jokes? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Jesus. Jessica Biel would have to personally come to my house, naked and drenched in chocolate, begging for my body, for me to even consider seeing this.
Biel in ANYTHING = NO FLAMES ON OPTIMUS
by Pennsy
Apr 5th, 2007
07:31:59 PM
Das right. Respect.
Payne/Taylor
by Moniker Jones
Apr 5th, 2007
09:18:44 PM
I'm wondering exactly how much work they did on this script. I'm also wondering how much was done before they were brought in to help, and why exactly they were needed in the first place.
Why, why, why is Adam Sandler still working?
by BeeDub
Apr 5th, 2007
09:24:58 PM
Gaaaaah.
Kevin James IS funny
by Osmosis Jones
Apr 5th, 2007
10:19:11 PM
He deserves his own movie instead of the "fat sidekick" roles in Hitch and this crapola.
little nicky is by far sandlers best comedy.
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Apr 6th, 2007
12:40:16 AM
BY FAR. Not even kidding.
Get that CRAP OUTTA HEEEEERE
by Hideo Kojima
Apr 6th, 2007
02:55:51 AM
I call bullshit on Little Nicky being "Bad Sandler." It is actually one of his top three films!
Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome...
by Hideo Kojima
Apr 6th, 2007
02:57:46 AM
Didn't see the post above mine, I totally agree mr s0nicdeathmonkey
those both sound planty, esp. the first
by Daddylonghead
Apr 6th, 2007
03:39:27 AM
but whatever.

I laughed at this preview. I didn't want to, but I did. This may not be a bad movie, in spite of me not liking either actor, and not thinking Biel is all that as a sex object.

To me, women like Biel look weirdly sexless, like Barbie dolls. I feel like if I took her panties off there would just be smooth, pink plastic there instead of a twat.

kinghenryVIII
by PwnedByStallone
Apr 6th, 2007
08:29:49 AM
DC has changed alot in the last 10 years. Think Times Square cleaned up. Everything is owned by corporations downtown now so it's pretty cleaned up...and boring. Camelot is still there though its become tame by strip club standards. You get a strict business class in there for the most part. But in the District it's still all nude and alcohol is served. None of that pasty bullshit. God bless America!
Jessica Biel as Wonder Woman
by CarmillaVonDoom
Apr 6th, 2007
09:30:49 AM
She certainly has the body...wish she was a better actress...I can't tell if she could do Catwoman or WW but she is built for it.
Spandau
by fluffybunnywhiskers
Apr 6th, 2007
05:10:48 PM
I also don't understand the Biel thing... she was hideous in 7th Heaven when she was younger and she's average now. Yeah she's got a decent body, but her face is bleh. Kate Beckinsale is much hotter. I don't understand this Scarlet Johannson obsession ever... yeah she's got that "classic beauty" thing going on, but she sounds like the biggest stuck-up bitch ever. "My favorite thing about myself is I can find beauty in unusual things - like sitting on a fire escape" wtf is that? Anyone can see beauty in that you ho! It's not "deep", it's just an occasional respect for everyday things. Everyone with a brain has it sometimes.
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