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Check out these leaked script pages and temp poster art for PIMPS AT SEA... Too late!

First? by Bloody Jay	Apr 1st, 2007 07:48:47 PM
lol.
First? by DamnYouMB	Apr 1st, 2007 07:50:18 PM
Maybe?
Riiiight. by Mr. Fist	Apr 1st, 2007 07:50:53 PM
If only.
Darn! by DamnYouMB	Apr 1st, 2007 07:50:54 PM
Nice one, Bloody Jay.
Sad...Bungie does this almost every year by Sublimefn87	Apr 1st, 2007 07:52:31 PM
Bungie has been "annoucing" Pimps At Sea since the 90s. Every piece of "news" that comes out about this project has always, and will always be a joke.
Second! Notice it is directed by Michael Bay!! by boba_rob	Apr 1st, 2007 07:52:39 PM
Thats a funny idea for a movie, and better than most of the crap put out, but I'm sure this is an April Fools Joke.
Halo Hoax by SoxFan13	Apr 1st, 2007 07:53:06 PM
C'mon, this is all those juveniles at Bungie Studios.
MERCH OPP!!! by uVa	Apr 1st, 2007 07:55:24 PM
blingnoculars = merch opp!! You gotta love hollywood.
ARGGG you scurvy kneee grows by Lord Thislewick	Apr 1st, 2007 08:03:23 PM
walk the plank
April 1st? Poster says this stars SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS by Mace Tofu	Apr 1st, 2007 08:10:14 PM
and KIM JONG IL is the producer? I call "BS!" "...chough cough..."
This Would Have Been Funnier by The Funketeer	Apr 1st, 2007 08:11:07 PM
if you had gotten this up at the same time Bungie posted theirs. Instead they linked to this page before it existed and you lost a lot of traffic from their site. Still, I always enjoy a good Bungie April Fools Pimps at Sea story. If they'd made the credits on the poster a little more realistic they might have even fooled a few more people.
Aye... by Evil Chicken	Apr 1st, 2007 08:11:57 PM
do believe that it be the First of April. Nice script though.
in other news..WOLF CREEK's WILL GIBSON is dead. by Mace Tofu	Apr 1st, 2007 08:14:43 PM
Australian cinematographer Will Gibson has died.Gibson worked on “Wolf Creek” and the upcoming “Rogue” Anyone know what he died of ?
get legal to have alook at this by BendersShinyAss	Apr 1st, 2007 08:15:47 PM
I'm not too sure about this word 'bitch'. Quick, get the lawyers onto it
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVII	Apr 1st, 2007 08:16:43 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
Pimps at Sea... by ApneicMonkey	Apr 1st, 2007 08:22:06 PM
Is the 'Blue Harvest' title for Halo 3. AICN - you guys just got pwned!
Looks like I'll have to walk the plank... by photoboy	Apr 1st, 2007 08:27:08 PM
... because I'm a hata of everything Bay does.
I'd watch it. by themikejonas	Apr 1st, 2007 08:27:40 PM
Couldn't possibly be worse than "Captivity."
Remember "The Simpsons Movie" script?? by cdubbs727	Apr 1st, 2007 08:47:59 PM
Seriously, I can't believe Quint got fooled again. The notes on the "script pages" are so obviously a joke..."check language on poop deck"? It reminds me of when he was excited about getting the pages to the new Simpsons script that was obviously a joke from another site.
Written proof that studio execs are morons by I Dunno	Apr 1st, 2007 08:48:57 PM
"Poop deck. Language?"
Whatever happened to subtle... by Alonzo Mosely	Apr 1st, 2007 09:20:08 PM
April Fools that made even a smart person pause for a second. Everyone I have seen this year has been as subtle as a brick in the face...
'Hataz'...? Is that even an actual slang word? by Negative Man	Apr 1st, 2007 09:20:54 PM
Is that like an ass hat? Or a hat for asses? There is no 'e' to spell 'hate' properly, so it can't be that... I guess I wasn't born with enough of the ignorant idiot gene to understand the language of dumbass. So thankful this is an April Fools joke...or is it...duh-DUM-dummmmmm!
Heh heh. by Proman1984	Apr 1st, 2007 09:21:26 PM
I remember that PC Gamer issue.
Heh heh. by Proman1984	Apr 1st, 2007 09:22:21 PM
I remember that PC Gamer issue.
cdubbs727 by The Funketeer	Apr 1st, 2007 09:24:16 PM
I'm pretty sure that Quint is in on the joke.
Im pretty sure that by trafficguy2000	Apr 1st, 2007 09:37:11 PM
Mori will complain that his kid saw this ad
MCMLXXVII by NutsackMemories	Apr 1st, 2007 09:47:51 PM
Was there any time this piece of shit posted anything else than his hilarious catch phrase? Is it even a real person, or is it a bot?
It may be April Fools by Captain Hollywood	Apr 1st, 2007 09:51:36 PM
But that hook headed parrot got me laughing at least.
Damn you Micheal Bay???? by samuraiyao	Apr 1st, 2007 09:51:49 PM
Say something else MCMLXXVII, please here I'll give you a sentence and you fill in the blank. Ready? MCMLXXVII sucks on huge_____!!!
ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS by Frank Duckett	Apr 1st, 2007 09:57:05 PM
is a fucking moron.
Quint, why would you say a Chappelle skit? by thelivingdoll	Apr 1st, 2007 10:03:49 PM
It seems like you've seen the Mind of Mencia version of this but don't want to admit it. I mean, Chappelle never did any skit remotely like this where Mencia did THIS EXACT THING. I realize people laugh off Mencia as a poor man's Chappelle but either you should give Mencia a mention, or not pretend to confuse it with The Chappelle Show.
Oh God....thats funny, by Jobacca	Apr 1st, 2007 10:15:40 PM
Yeah,I know its a joke,but I would PAY to see this movie. If its not really in development,I predict it soon will be!
I agree with Jobacca... by Drworm2002	Apr 1st, 2007 10:21:59 PM
Someone is going to see this and it will be in the theaters in 2 years.
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE! by Freefinger	Apr 1st, 2007 11:00:22 PM
Dvdgloo!
That was awesome. by Ditch Brodie	Apr 1st, 2007 11:10:23 PM
"Sir Anthony Hopkins"...classic.
AND Ray Stevenson by inter bauer silent leges	Apr 1st, 2007 11:50:18 PM
LEGIO XII IN MARE
APRIL FOOLS! by longevitymonk	Apr 1st, 2007 11:53:44 PM
Right?
"Based on a novel by Sylvia Plath" by Boondock Devil	Apr 2nd, 2007 12:07:38 AM
I'll admit I chuckled from that one. Tying in Sylvia Plath and a tag line with "hataz".
haha, that looks so bad. by God-Man	Apr 2nd, 2007 12:14:23 AM
but it's funny.
Falling for another April fools joke!? by ericeman	Apr 2nd, 2007 12:39:51 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P imps_at_Sea
Oh lord... by DocPazuzu	Apr 2nd, 2007 12:47:22 AM
...I hadn't heard of this ongoing gag by Bungie before, but I figured it out just be seeing the coffee stains on the script, even before reading the notes in the margin. It's a groaner, to be sure, but nowhere near as cringeworthy or flabbergasting as seeing a few choice morons even dumber than the Cumpston indignoids posting in this talkback. Holy shit, some of you are too stupid to be bipedal.
Kim Jong il is a producer! by apStalin	Apr 2nd, 2007 12:49:50 AM
funny.
Man, you CORNY! by LHombreSiniestro	Apr 2nd, 2007 12:57:01 AM
thats all...
At first I thought this was a lame joke... by jabbayoda	Apr 2nd, 2007 01:18:39 AM
...but then I saw Kurt Russell laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was ok.
The coffee rings make it look fake... by fractureJonze	Apr 2nd, 2007 01:46:00 AM
It's just so cliche is all I'm sayin... Don't really care about the movie. The poster is funny though...
Damn you Michael Bay by Damnyou	Apr 2nd, 2007 01:46:22 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
Some of you April Fools can't read by Regicidal_Maniac	Apr 2nd, 2007 02:21:10 AM
Screenplay by Stanley Kubrick and Alex Garland.
THIS JUST IN: a cartoon spin-off in the works by Mike_D	Apr 2nd, 2007 04:53:31 AM
In the style of FUTURAMA.
Um, screenplay by Stanley Kubrick and Alex Garland?? by ODM	Apr 2nd, 2007 05:04:20 AM
Dis shizzle is BUSTED!
They should have skipped the script pages by ELGordo	Apr 2nd, 2007 05:22:51 AM
because that gave the whole thing away.
TOO SOON!! by Pageiv	Apr 2nd, 2007 05:56:57 AM
Poop-deck is really a word. HOMER SIMPSON: "Is the poop-deck really what I think it is?"
The idea is actually horrible enough... by SalvatoreGravano	Apr 2nd, 2007 06:16:49 AM
... for some alleged "comedian" to use it for real. Be afraid.
By the way, some risky jokes would be interesting, too. by SalvatoreGravano	Apr 2nd, 2007 06:31:02 AM
E.g. something along the lines of "Francis 'Ford' Coppola to produce Victor Salva's film based on Andrew Vachss's Burke novels"...
TOO Pimpy by Dr Gregory House	Apr 2nd, 2007 07:22:26 AM
Long John represent, Yo...Ho!
I'm not sure who's a bigger fool... by The Funketeer	Apr 2nd, 2007 08:55:03 AM
Mori for falling for the Pixar prank or any of the talkbalkers here who think Quint fell for this prank. I'd say the lot of you who are taking the site to task for "falling" for this are just about as dumb as anyone who actually did fall for it.
Wow, Van Buren... by DocPazuzu	Apr 2nd, 2007 12:56:20 PM
...you do realize that by your own logic, pointing out my own pointing out of morons makes you an even dumber shit than me. A friendly bit of advice for the future, chief: adding things like "like there was for one moment any fucking question to its validity" to any point you're trying to make makes you sound really, really insecure.
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