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DonutBoy sends in a review from the Austin Premiere of GRINDHOUSE!!!

First by KINOBICK	Mar 30th, 2007 12:08:55 PM
Ha
I feel rather empty now. . . by KINOBICK	Mar 30th, 2007 12:09:28 PM
.....
Sex with a head... by Tripman5000	Mar 30th, 2007 12:13:05 PM
..has been done before,in Haute Tension.So nothing new there...
First? by TORTURE PWN	Mar 30th, 2007 12:15:30 PM
...maybe 2nd.I don't care anymore.
Fifth by TORTURE PWN	Mar 30th, 2007 12:16:11 PM
Fuck it,why even try.
Let's get real .... by fearlesszero	Mar 30th, 2007 12:17:56 PM
NOTHING in cinema history will ever be as jaw droppingly cool as when Darth Vader dropped the father bomb on Luke towards the end of Episode IV. Fucking plant.
How long is each feature? by Mike_D	Mar 30th, 2007 12:18:46 PM
Should I get tickets for the 5pm showing and expect to stay there until 8:30? Or are each movie like an hour long?
...dick in a box... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 12:23:53 PM
...anytime dick in a box is mentioned in anythin, its gotta be good...damn u Justin Timberlake for hostin one of the best SNLS in a long time...and Peyton didnt do a bad job either...
"Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard... by Reelheed	Mar 30th, 2007 12:26:56 PM
...so I guess it was okay." A perfect ethical barometer if ever there was one. Whenever I set about pitching a sci-fi-rape-torture-comedy film I always go through a script with Kurt, just to reassure myself that I haven't gone too far. Strangely he always laughs. Maybe he's crazy or perhaps he's just into some really sick shit.
This line made me laugh by Bob of the Shire	Mar 30th, 2007 12:29:05 PM
"I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay." Kurt Russell's laughter approves of this talkback.
Austin premiere by Austin Film Junkie	Mar 30th, 2007 12:34:36 PM
I guess we have different taste, but I enjoyed Planet Terror mmore than Deathproof. Liked it enough, but there was a little too much diaogoue for an action flick. The film tednded to slow down cause of it. They should have showed the lap dance(which they filmed), and cut the scene with the girls stopping the car just to put on the jacket and remove belts. Your right though..overall it was a fun show with a very excited crowd. I'll check it out again@the Drafthouse.
I saw Norbit this weekend ... by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 12:34:36 PM
... where Eddie Murphy plays a fat ass again. I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing, so I guess it was okay.
preaching to the choir by watashiwadare	Mar 30th, 2007 12:38:37 PM
like any fanboy is going to give a bad review
Darth Vader is Luke's FATHER?!!! HOLY SHIT!!! by SpyGuy	Mar 30th, 2007 12:41:09 PM
Where's the SPOILER WARNING, you fucking fucktard?!!!
...off topic... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 12:52:59 PM
...exactly how did Vader know Luke was his son? I remember lil things bout the first 3 Star Wars (like Luke wantin to sex his sister) but how does Vader know?...and this just gave me a sketch idea wit Vader bein on Montel's show..."the skywalker is your child"....
How many reviews of this do we need? by Lando Griffin	Mar 30th, 2007 12:54:53 PM
Wasn't Neills the definitive? Even moreso since it made MiraJeff cry like a lil bitch?
Wow Donut Boy by purplemonkeydw	Mar 30th, 2007 12:55:21 PM
A bet your friend that works at Vanessa Ferlito's office is thrilled about this review.
He forgot to mention that while Kurt was laughing... by rbatty024	Mar 30th, 2007 12:55:51 PM
he was skull fucking his very own severed head. That crazy Kurt. But he was laughing, so everyone was okay with it.
How far will "Kurt Russell was laughing" go? by durhay	Mar 30th, 2007 12:56:12 PM
Farther than "bomb in ribcage" ? Or will it soar to "drinks a beer and cheets on his wife" ?
ahole ... Vader knew because the force told him by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 12:57:16 PM
How did Ben Kenobi know Alderan blew up from light years away? Luke wasn't in tune with the force when he wanted to do up Leia, therefore he didn't know.
Don't know about you, but Funny Money looks like by durhay	Mar 30th, 2007 12:58:44 PM
GOLD. Especially with Chevy's waxy skin and "wide open mouth with no teeth showing" look.
I killed your mom by longevitymonk	Mar 30th, 2007 12:59:37 PM
and fed her to my dog..but Kurt Russell so was laughing so I guess it was okay.
To add, ahole ... Luke figured out Leia was his sister by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 12:59:53 PM
in ROTJ, when he was now a bad ass motherfucker of a Jedi. All of a sudden he just knew, because he could tell through the force. I watched Jedi a couple of weeks ago. I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing, so I guess it was okay.
I pooped a hammer by longevitymonk	Mar 30th, 2007 01:01:10 PM
then spread mayo all over it, and ate it...but I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing, so I guess it was okay.
Reviewer: There is NO "A" in DEFINITELY. by polyh3dron	Mar 30th, 2007 01:01:48 PM
Curses!!
Flames on Optimus by longevitymonk	Mar 30th, 2007 01:05:14 PM
Shia LaBeouf, and Gerard Butler as snake..I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard..so I guess it was okay.
Yes I am a retard but... by longevitymonk	Mar 30th, 2007 01:06:03 PM
I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard..so I guess it was okay.
This talkback has gone WAY off track ... by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 01:09:43 PM
But I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing, so I guess it's okay.
polyh3dron by Sir Loin	Mar 30th, 2007 01:11:09 PM
lol that drives me crazy, too.
Fearless zero - it was episode V! by theBigE	Mar 30th, 2007 01:17:21 PM
Learn to count in Roman Numerals! I really want to watch this film, but I'm such a girly man when it comes to violence. As long as it looks fake, I may be able to enjoy this. BUT I WILL BE PISSED IF THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS RUNNING AROUND IN THE THEATER WHERE I SEE THIS!
Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard so Murder is ok? by hatespeech	Mar 30th, 2007 01:27:00 PM
what kind of f'd up logic is that? This sounds horrible.
kurt russell laughing by Halfbreedqueen	Mar 30th, 2007 01:27:40 PM
let this live on for years
ur full of it by el_wray	Mar 30th, 2007 01:33:38 PM
I really doubt this is a legit thing almost everything he said u can get online from other reviews or BTS footage.
...are you serious?... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 01:34:45 PM
...Vader knew cuz of the force? gosh, this explanation makes this movie a lot more stoopid to me (and I kinda liked it at first)...ah well, anythin thats a triology or more is usually crap (especially LOTR)...
So the original trilogy and LOTR trilogies sucked? by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 01:38:48 PM
All riiiiighty then. I think Kurt Russell liked them.
Vader knew because... by Cartagia	Mar 30th, 2007 01:46:07 PM
Luke's last name was Skywalker. Vader was no idiot (before the prequels, which, incidently, Kurt Russel dug the hell out of, so I guess they were ok). You really think the rebellion could hide the fact from the Empire that a guy named Luke Skywalker blew up the Death Star? And Vader knew he was strong in the force. 2+2= chocolate pudding.
I'm sure part of it was the Force by KingArcane	Mar 30th, 2007 01:47:17 PM
But I think the fact that they had the same last name might have tipped Vader off, as well.
The US invaded Iraq... by YotzVonFrelnik	Mar 30th, 2007 01:48:11 PM
... but Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
Dammit! by KingArcane	Mar 30th, 2007 01:48:28 PM
Damn you, Cartagia. That will teach me to not refresh before posting.
I made some kiddy porn and sold it for millions... by Evil Hobbit	Mar 30th, 2007 01:48:42 PM
Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard so I guess....
...LOTR... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 01:49:15 PM
...the first one was borin, the second one was cool, but when the third one came around, I was greatly disappointed...I mean, the freakin BAD GUY IS A GIANT FUCKIN EYEBALL? why the hell are you scared of a eyeball? if it was two eyeballs, maybe yea, but one? gimme a break...I spent 6 hours watchin two closeted dwarves walk around wit a ring...if there were no dwarves, the movie been a lot better...and Star Wars was too...seventies...only thing I like bout SW is light sabers and those lil bear things in ROTJ...other than that, eh...a triology is only good if ALL THREE movies are good, so in that sense, the best trilogy would probably be Indiana Jones...
I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard by ManosTHOF	Mar 30th, 2007 01:49:59 PM
So I guess it's the new "Bomb in the ribcage"!
Star Wars sucks dick by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 01:51:42 PM
and licks blood clots from a rust vagina, but Kurt Russell laughed so i guess it was ok
Interesting story from premiere... by JimmyLoneWolf	Mar 30th, 2007 01:53:14 PM
My friend was at the Grindhouse premiere, and after the movie he went up to Quentin to congratulate him on a "job well done" on his section of the film. Quentin's reaction, I'm afraid, was a little on the bizarre side. He immediately pulled out a gun and pointed it at my friends head, and said the following: "You know what this is? Its simplicity itself. You see you point it at what you wanta die, and you pull the lil trigger here, and the lil bullet comes out here, anlilbullet...hits you right DERE". He taps my friend's face, he's getting a little nervous now. But what QT said next is what REALLY disturbed my friend: "And you know what? YoudontlooklikeAvaGardnernomor e...". Which is strange since my friend weighs about 250 pounds, has a beard, and looks nothing like Ava Gardner...
Vader thought his kids were dead when he fuckin killed by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 01:54:22 PM
his wife. After all, the emperor said she was dead, and that he killed her, so the kids would probably be dead too. Yeah, the bad guy in LOTR was a giant fuckin eyeball. But a giant eyeball on fire! And a giant eyeball that can control armies of hundreds of thousands of orcs. That's a pretty bad assed eyeball any way you cut it.
Vadar knew about his kids by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 01:58:03 PM
and he didn't pay child support. He just sat around fucking ewoks, and doing coke off a dead Rancor's asshole
Oh and the battle in the third LOTR about half way thru by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 01:58:20 PM
was freaking HUGE. That battle kicked the ass of so many other on screen battles. And the eyeball wasn't even there!
...the eyeball... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 01:59:31 PM
...I was under the assumption that the eyeball had a body and would be shown in the last movie actually doin somethin...now he might have been in a flashback (cant remember) but all I remember was closeted dwarves and like twenty different endings...and a stupid ass eyeball for a villain!!! if he had cried and a teardrop the size of an ocean came down and washed away everyone, that would been nice, but no, he blinks and looks around...WORST. BAD. GUY. EVER...
Evil Dead is the best trilogy by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:06:20 PM
Star Wars should be wiped off the face of the planet and from the memories of pimple stained, 30 year olds, living in their parents basement forever. All the movies sucked. George Lucas just wants your money. George Lucas doesn't care about black people
...Kloipy... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 02:08:32 PM
...thats not necessarily true...he had Mr. Colt 45 himself in the movie...that should count for somethin, rite?
Kurt Russell's my hero! by Orionsangels	Mar 30th, 2007 02:08:44 PM
That was a great review! Thanks! Looking forward to it.
i guess.. by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:11:52 PM
but it's kinda like casting LOTR all with native americans, but picking a fat bald mexican as golum
My 3-year-old was raped by his daycare provider by Daddylonghead	Mar 30th, 2007 02:13:04 PM
but I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
LOTR eyeball was stolen from Jason Goes to Hell trailer by Some Dude	Mar 30th, 2007 02:13:57 PM
Seriously, compare the two.
When Jack Burton smiles... by homer thompson	Mar 30th, 2007 02:15:23 PM
Is English DonutBoy's second language?
No way Homer by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:16:32 PM
When Lopan does anything, you best get the fuck out of the way because he will cut a bitch any day of the week
Hey LOOKIE HERE !! by DoCoHoLiC	Mar 30th, 2007 02:18:44 PM
Yes , I was shrooming and watched Smurfs crawl out of my ass and when the skull-fucking part came on the BIG SCREEN , I ran over to do the same to Kurt Russell and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
Kurt Russell was laughing by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:21:45 PM
so I Kurt Russell over and Kurt Russell was Kurt Russell and Kurt Russell Russell Kurt Kurt Kurt Kurt Russell
...Kloipy, that is so wrong... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 02:23:54 PM
...how can you joke like that bout an extinct race such as the native americans? thats so wrong...R.I.P. Native Americans and dinosaurs (unless youre a Christian cuz u dont believe in dinosaurs)...
I'm a Christian by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:25:02 PM
and I believe in dinosaurs. It's not like they are some govt conspiricy or anything
I mean come on! by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:27:03 PM
They did that documentary... what was it? Jurassic Park. Who wouldn't believe
...thats good for u Kloipy... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 02:28:41 PM
...youre one of the good ones then...some Christians I know dont believe in dinosaurs...then they think Im dumb cuz I didnt get splashed wit water or think a spirit can carry me on a beach...I cant wait til I start my Aholism religion...
Well a lot of Christians support Bush by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:29:48 PM
So i can't speak really for the general populace.
when you start your religion by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:34:02 PM
just remember; it's cyanide, then kool-aid. it washes that flavor out of your mouth. you'll be Stirin' up Singles before no time!
Quick question about Kurt Russell laughing by Gwai L0	Mar 30th, 2007 02:34:44 PM
Donutboy or anyone else who was present at the premier, can you tell me at what time the point where you looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard occurred? I mean, I know it was during the Thanksgiving trailer, but how many minutes into the film is that? I have a handheld-cam recording of the premier, but I don't want to watch the whole thing. Thanks in advance!
Why Gwai? by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:36:10 PM
you gonna post it on you tube?
...bout Aholism... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 02:38:56 PM
...it wont involve a mass-suicide...itll involve a lot of buyin books, gettin your emotions read by a machine, and a celebrity runnin around crazy...hopefully we'll get so big that South Park will do a episode on us crosses fingers...
...wow, we have a criminal in this TB?!?!... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 02:41:12 PM
...Gwai, you got a handheld recordin of the premier, eh? you know by doin that, youre supportin terrorism...
LOLOLOL by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:43:54 PM
One can only hope
Better call National Security by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:46:44 PM
Dictator Bush will pull him up by his own bootstraps, anally rape him, while shitting on the U.N. and eating the flesh of an iraqi baby
Last!!!!! by Kloipy	Mar 30th, 2007 02:56:49 PM
for now
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, and was Laughing, by durhay	Mar 30th, 2007 02:59:51 PM
so it's Okay.
this one time at bandcamp.. by repligin	Mar 30th, 2007 03:04:02 PM
my mother pleasured herself with a clarenet infront of all the tutors. i looked over and kurt russell was laughing. even though it must've been ok, i still ran over and punched my ma in her tits. i looked over and kurt russell wasn't laughing. i knew i did bad..
...F it, my Kurt Russel joke... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 03:08:36 PM
...I was on AICN and saw how every TBer was usin the Kurt Russel joke...I looked over at Kurt Russel and he wasnt laughing...
mr ahole ramirez by longevitymonk	Mar 30th, 2007 03:11:14 PM
wants to sex his sister, I looked over at kurt russell, and he was sexing your sister pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
AICN TB Haiku by bswise	Mar 30th, 2007 03:12:35 PM
Too soon, Gorden has a beer and cheets on his wife with a bomb in his ribcage!? But I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
...longevitymonk... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 03:14:00 PM
...my sisters dead so I guess Kurt Russell is a necrophiliac...its sad how I make jokes bout my dead sibling(s)...
we should.. by repligin	Mar 30th, 2007 03:15:31 PM
we should make a computer simulation of kurt russell while he still lives, then use it in every court of law, and see if he laughs or not at the charges. i wonder how he would've handled OJ? he did laugh at the decap blowjob...
Sorry Mr A. by longevitymonk	Mar 30th, 2007 03:17:12 PM
Sucks to loose a loved one...no I'm not going to say it.
a new religion by SpikeTBB	Mar 30th, 2007 03:21:12 PM
..has already been started. Beholding Kurt Russell laughter will determine what is "okay" and "not okay" and his worshipers will react accordingly. "Looking over for signs of laughter" will replace "Thou shalt" and "thou shalt not"
All your base are belong to Kurt Russell by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 03:28:10 PM
Sure, Gwai was recording the film. The theater gestapo was about to throw him out, but they looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing, so I guess it was okay.
I pooped a skunk by Captain Happy	Mar 30th, 2007 03:29:13 PM
.
Revelation ILOAKRAHWLPHSIGIWOK by longevitymonk	Mar 30th, 2007 03:29:24 PM
And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses [were] as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone. By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths. But then I lookith at Kurt Russell, and he doth laugh pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
i heard.. by repligin	Mar 30th, 2007 03:32:39 PM
uwe boll once tickled kurt russell with the severed hands of his children. but he was laughing pretty hard, so it's ok.
Pooped un martillo y maté a un bebé. by longevitymonk	Mar 30th, 2007 03:37:44 PM
Miraba encima Kurt Russell y él reía realmente difícilmente, así que conjeturo que era aceptable.
有一次。。。 by repligin	Mar 30th, 2007 03:42:48 PM
我把一個小孩兒，撕開他的喉嚨，就喝光倒出來的血。我向kurt russell一看，居然他正� �笑者如狂，所以我做� �都應該還好吧。。
Grindhouse review with Hulk Hogan as the baddie by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 03:48:10 PM
Someone did a head, and there was guns and death. I looked over at Kurt Russell and he was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay, BROTHER!
Question by utz_world	Mar 30th, 2007 03:56:17 PM
Are there closing credits at the end of "Planet Terror"? I hope so - will give me enough time to run to the bathroom and back before the trailers start. Hopefully the mgmt at the Mission Tiki Drive-In will insert their own intermission in between.
Nazi werewolfs are mean. by longevitymonk	Mar 30th, 2007 03:59:45 PM
Ich betrachtete rüber Kurt Russell und er lachte wirklich stark, also schätze ich, daß es okay war.
utz_world - the audience at the premier just pissed ... by Lamerz	Mar 30th, 2007 04:03:42 PM
in their seats. I looked around before I drained the lizard, and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
Zoe's from New Zealand by Accordion27	Mar 30th, 2007 04:14:12 PM
not Australia mate. What are you trying to say?
but by rdsxfan8	Mar 30th, 2007 04:45:53 PM
will kurt russell be laughing when he sees transformers? or how about when he sees the remake of EFNY?
The MPAA is cowards by MrCere	Mar 30th, 2007 05:27:38 PM
Violence has reached a level that is historic and unprecedented. Some films, it sounds like this one, SHOULD be rated NC-17, not for violence but for sex and especially for sexual violence or violent sex. No big deal, just rate it so 'this film is for adults' and let things go. This quote summed up the MPAA perfectly, it is just how they think: "I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay."
This talkback meets my approval by kurt_russells_laughter	Mar 30th, 2007 05:29:47 PM
That is all
"Kurt Russell Was Laughing" by Jimmy Buffet by moondoggy2u	Mar 30th, 2007 05:32:02 PM
Skulls getting fucked over Movie's end is no closer We're just wasting the day away chorus But Kurt Russell is laughing So I guess its okay Living off popcorn and grease Watching prom queens get killed with ease Will these credits end today? But Kurt Russell's laughing And I guess its okay Oh how I love Grindhouse Who turned the lights out? Oh shit, its Michael Bay! But Kurt Russell's laughing and I guess everything is okay. Kurt Russell's laughing I think everything is okay Kurt Russell's laughing and everything will be a-ok.
sorry, i meant to put a parenthesis around "Chorus" by moondoggy2u	Mar 30th, 2007 05:34:34 PM
But Kurt Russell's laughing, so I guess its okay
longevitymonk by Lando Griffin	Mar 30th, 2007 05:50:32 PM
Yes Nazi werewolves are meaner than your run of the mill werewolve or Nazi. If we lived in the world of "Underworld" Werewolf Hitler would be calling for the extermination of all vampires, complete with propaganda posters of said vampires sucking the blood of baby werewolves.
I had high hopes for the Kurt Russell catchphrase... by tonagan	Mar 30th, 2007 06:14:54 PM
Some of those ones at the beginning of the talkback had me choking back laughter at work, then it seemes as if everyone wanted to jump on the bandwagon and rushed out their own half-baked versions. Come on people, put some thought into it, and give this catchphrase the comeback it deserves.
Yes--I think I killed it with my bad buffet song by moondoggy2u	Mar 30th, 2007 06:18:09 PM
But Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it was okay.
....longevitymonk... by mr ahole ramirez	Mar 30th, 2007 06:43:24 PM
...its no problem sir/maam/it(?), you couldnt have known that...this is why I am more fond of mother jokes cuz at least she could defend herself (even though she wouldnt be aware of said jokes)...but I tell u what, if you ever say anythin bad bout my dog, there will be blood in the TBs!!!!
Munchkin by YokoTits	Mar 30th, 2007 07:51:26 PM
AICN reviews are spoiler-central, sure, but there was no reason to ruin "Planet Terror's" missing reel gag. Mentioning that there IS a missing real gag is one thing, describing it fully is another. There wasn't even a spoiler warning! Why was Harry so determined to post this?
I'm going to Jack off Hard.... by samuraiyao	Mar 30th, 2007 08:07:32 PM
I was at the GrindHouse Premiere in Austin, and i had the greatest movie experiences ever! Rose Mcgowen stung my penis and it will never heal! Can't wait for the dvd so i can go happy down my pants!!!
Just watched the THANKSGIVING trailer over on IGN. by TORTURE PWN	Mar 30th, 2007 09:41:28 PM
BEST TRAILER EVER!!!MAKE THIS MOVIE,ROTH!MAKE IT NOW!
The best time to go to the bathroom is during.. by LaneMyersClassic	Mar 30th, 2007 09:58:03 PM
"Death Proof." This guy writes like a girl and totally missed the mark on his review. I worship Tarantino, but I have to say Rodriguez beat him on this one. Planet Terror ROCKED! And if you judge by audience reaction, they liked it a lot more than Death Proof. Don't get me wrong, Death Proof was good, but it could've lost some fat - trim that sucker! So, you may take a restroom break when the girls find the white Dodge Challenger. There's about 10 minutes of unessesary dialogue that you won't miss. What a great night to be an Austinite!!!!
Spoiler warning? by Bruno Diaz	Mar 30th, 2007 10:45:21 PM
Jesus, this guy gives away a lot of stuff. Would've appreciated a heads up.
I saw some Bullshit goats in the Stardust TB.. by Bootskin	Mar 30th, 2007 11:10:45 PM
..but Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it's okay.
oh and... by Bootskin	Mar 30th, 2007 11:13:55 PM
PLANTY PLANTY PLANTY PLANT!
I SCREWED YOUR MOM by THE KNIGHT	Mar 30th, 2007 11:32:24 PM
and she was like HEY! but Kurt Russell was laughing, so I guess it's okay...
They're remaking Escape From New York! by Sledge Hammer	Mar 30th, 2007 11:55:27 PM
But Kurt Russell isn't laughing, so I guess it's not okay...
Donut Boy, you didn't see the same flick I did by Citadel	Mar 31st, 2007 01:08:13 AM
Just came back from the NYC advance screening of GRINDHOUSE. It's an enjoyable, entertaining combo of "ewwww", "yikes!" , "I don't believe it!", and funny moments for a good 96 minutes. Unfortunately, the feature is 191 minutes long. Rodriquez's contribution, PLANET TERROR does the trick, as do the fake coming attraction trailers. But Tarantino's concluding contribution, DEATH PROOF, is incredibly, almost unbelievably, t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e. It has approximately 30 minutes of plot, surrounded by literally (I timed it) 60 full minutes of pointless "dialog" that reportedly exists to make you identify, sympathize, and even like the supposedly stalked quarries of a nutbag who targets women for vehicular homicides. I can assure you, it does not. These five extended dialog scenes go on for ten, fifteen, and even twenty minutes for no good reason. Virtually nothing that is said has any bearing on what has, does, or will happen. And while, yes, these sequences strive for a certain realism in female behavior, that could have easily been accomplished in five, ten minutes, tops -- not sixty full minutes of wildly self-indulgent time-killing. Could it be a satire of the same sort of time-wasting certain no-budget exploitation films indulged in, in order to fill their running time? No, because by that point in this butt-numbing marathon, Tarantino had totally jettisoned the very concept of the project, making this last 90 minutes look and feel completely different than the lean, mean, and satiric 100 minutes which preceded it. You can literally walk into Tarantino's portion a half hour late without missing a thing, and then go out again ten minutes later, staying away for another full thirty minutes without detracting from the story at all. In fact, your absences would only improve this exercise in masturbatory arrogance. This reality is all the more surprising and sad because, up until now, Tarantino was considered (even by me) as a dialog master. Not only were these DEATH PROOF scenes redundant, but, worse, uninteresting. They weren't engaging, witty, insightful, clever, or even dramatic in any useful way. If you do go, I beg you, leave as soon as the previews between features end. You'll be doing yourself a big favor.
i highly doubt death proof's by slappy jones	Mar 31st, 2007 01:14:24 AM
ending is as good as that of empire strikes back...but I can't fucking wait to see this fucking thing
Kurt wasnt just laughing by kilik777	Mar 31st, 2007 01:27:39 AM
he was laughing pretty hard when I told him he's made it into a new talkback motto along with other classics such as werewolves, beanpole, Michael Bay and the countless others people still bring up. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
Kevin Smith's take on Grindhouse by eatlightning	Mar 31st, 2007 02:17:06 AM
"Fucking fantastic. So insanely good. Three hours long, but I'd have sat through it again, had they offered to re-run it. See it as soon as you can. I think, after "Sin City", it might be Robert's best flick to date. Totally fun and really enjoyable. And "Death Proof" plays like The Sixth Film From Quentin Tarantino. Loved it. Fucking loved it." http://tinyurl.com/2vfsdb
The first time I saw the butt rape in Pulp fiction by BendersShinyAss	Mar 31st, 2007 03:12:52 AM
I couldn't believe my eyes, but I looked over and kurt russel was laughing, So I guess it was ok. go on, keep it going
how did Vador know Luke was his son?? by BendersShinyAss	Mar 31st, 2007 03:19:09 AM
There was alot of stuff we didn't see obie won and Vador talk about in Episode 4. I'm sure they had a nice big catch up. It would have ruined it for the rest of us so we were left deleted from the scene. hahahaha. sorry. I'm hammered
PLEASE NO SPOILERS! Seeing EMPIRE STRIKES BACK tomorrow by wackybantha	Mar 31st, 2007 03:55:00 AM
...DAMN IT!!!
LOL...Kurt Russell...catchphrase... by DarthCorleone	Mar 31st, 2007 04:07:59 AM
You know, I just sort of shrug at most of the AICN catchphrases, but this one really has had me laughing a lot tonight for each and every time someone uses it.. I'm on the verge of tears.
Tripman by axemurder	Mar 31st, 2007 05:43:53 AM
Fuck high tension, to sex sex with a severed head done proper like, watch Bloodsucking Freaks.
I JUST GOT OFF OF GOLDIE HAWN by BannedOnTheRun	Mar 31st, 2007 07:42:18 AM
I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard, so I guess it's OK
HOLLYWOODS ON FIRE by longevitymonk	Mar 31st, 2007 11:05:09 AM
and Kurt Russell is laughing! Well, its about to be...check the news if you want to watch it burn!
i got hit by by rdsxfan8	Mar 31st, 2007 12:38:20 PM
egg shen driving his tour bus while I was crossing the street the other day. kurt russel was taking the tour and he saw it all happen and started laughing so i guess it was ok....
I just got off the catchphrase with Kurt Russell by wash	Mar 31st, 2007 01:52:12 PM
he was catchphrasing pretty hard, so I guess it was ok.
Citadel hated 60 minutes of pointless dialog by Demonoid of the Dead	Mar 31st, 2007 10:22:43 PM
Well I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing pretty hard so he might just be a redneck.
b1g4ath3 by ironic_name	Nov 23rd, 2007 12:36:29 AM
kurt russell has done all of those to goldie, but he laughed, so i guess it was okay.

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