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Dammit Herc
by jimbojones123
Mar 28th, 2007
01:46:41 PM
First - No lost yet?
Uh, Herc?
by Abin Sur
Mar 28th, 2007
01:47:43 PM
You mispelled Lost.
I bet Kenny gets killed by the Others
by 4815162342
Mar 28th, 2007
01:49:25 PM
Maybe Cartman will find that Locke really didn't blow up the Sub... Doh! WRONG DAMN TALKBACK!!!!
No naggers allowed.
by JackPumpkinhead
Mar 28th, 2007
01:49:31 PM
Naggers spoil the show with their nagging. They also do bad things to characters from "Punchout"
Jeopardy?
by Brother Desmond
Mar 28th, 2007
01:50:07 PM
I thought Stan's Dad lost on Wheel of Fortune for not saying "Naggers".
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...............
by PwnedByStallone
Mar 28th, 2007
01:51:52 PM
Who gives a shit about South Park except for rebellious 6th graders?
Ha ha, this Lost TB delay is getting funny...
by Abin Sur
Mar 28th, 2007
01:54:58 PM
I bet Herc puts up a "Jericho" TB next...
Will Suffer From Major Fagatosis
by hatespeech
Mar 28th, 2007
01:55:04 PM
big time
Still no LOST talkback...
by dodgethis
Mar 28th, 2007
01:55:06 PM
BAH!
So I hear Jin takes a bite out of Charlie's skull and..
by Dapper Swindler
Mar 28th, 2007
01:55:13 PM
.. oh wait, this isn't the Lost talkback.

I wonder where it is?

Okay, fuck this TB, the Lost TB is officially open for
by Brother Desmond
Mar 28th, 2007
02:01:41 PM
business
when does this show air in canada?
by serpico04
Mar 28th, 2007
02:02:19 PM
nt
Was there a Jerico last week
by jimbojones123
Mar 28th, 2007
02:04:20 PM
If so, TIVO missed it. If TIVO missed it, F TIVO. If not, what happened to uninterupted 2nd season that only squirts out 3/4 epis before breaking again. Either way, Jerico is still the worst new show that everybody is watching.
Funniest joke in South Park:
by CorpseRide
Mar 28th, 2007
02:09:10 PM
The running joke about the writers trying to reconcille their juvenile faux-libertarianism with an adolescent aggressive authoritarian nationalism. Funny stuff!

I liked the ep about how global warming was just a scare story, and also the later ep about how global warming was true after all, but the important thing was that 'the libs' were 'so smug', which made them dumb and lame.

Hilarious!

I wonder this torture-based ep will be a clumsy attempt at confused right-wing politcal one-upmanship, disguised as "non-partisan" satire where libs are funny cos they're insane and dangerous, and conservatives are funny cos they, like, have growly voices but good hearts or something.

That stance is kinda PLAYED OUT.

KENNY IS THE MOLE
by uss cygnus
Mar 28th, 2007
02:19:46 PM
...And Lives Right Across the Tracks from Cartman at South Park CTU. Coincidence? I think not.
corpseride
by Pooter the Clown
Mar 28th, 2007
02:20:55 PM
so you don't like south park?
NEXT WEEK ON "SOUTH PARK: 24"...ANOTHER MOLE.
by uss cygnus
Mar 28th, 2007
02:22:19 PM
This time, It's Butters. And, Timmy will play an idiot savant needed by Cartman to unscramble stolen nuclear launch codes. "You're going to tell me what I want to know, Clyde Frog. It's just a question of how much you want it to hurt!"
Jimbo, no Jericho last week...
by Abin Sur
Mar 28th, 2007
02:26:06 PM
March Madness, my friend. You're right, it is the worst show we all can't stop watching.
COMING IN TWO WEEKS ON "SOUTH PARK: 24"...
by uss cygnus
Mar 28th, 2007
02:30:33 PM
Jimmy, Shelly, Mr. Slave, Officer Barbrady and Bebe all start hearing "Loving You" in their sleep, gather down at Stark's Pond...and realize they've ALWAYS been Cylons! Oh, and Kyle's Cousin, Kyle Schwartz is SHOCKINGLY found to be...you guessed it...A MOLE! Where do these writers find such BRILLIANT plot devices week after week?
That louse episode
by Varakor
Mar 28th, 2007
02:46:30 PM
was ok until the end when you find out that Angelina Jolie's snatch is refuge to lice, oh my god, I swear snaoole came out of my nose!! So far this new season has been good, can't wait for tonites ep.
CorpseRide
by Banky the Hack
Mar 28th, 2007
02:54:30 PM
You're really reaching man. They give equal time to mocking the conservatives...from the Schiavo episode where Satan's minions were whispering directions to the right-to-lifers to the Dick Cheneyesque Louse Vice-President last week. They make fun of both sides, and are right to do so. There are complete and total fucktards on both sides. So as I see it, either you don't get the jokes, or your bias is so heavily tilted you simply can't get over them making fun of "your side". Long live universal mockery.
Banky the Hack
by idledead
Mar 28th, 2007
03:06:24 PM
As a raging liberal, all I can say is: Word.
Stone & Parker politics
by Heckles
Mar 28th, 2007
03:39:24 PM
Make no mistake, Stone & Parker are right-wing Bush loving mongoloids who make no apolgies for it. Look at Team America. Regardless, it's still funny. I think CorpseRide makes an excellent point.
Thanks Abin.
by jimbojones123
Mar 28th, 2007
03:46:44 PM
I can now put away the Kool-Aid and not dump it on the TIVO!
Heckles
by Banky the Hack
Mar 28th, 2007
03:47:14 PM
Yeah, because they didn't make fun of the shoot first, ask questions later foreign-insensitive nature of how Bush's America views patriotism alongside the albeit broader strokes used to make Hollywood look like a bunch of self-important twats. No, it was all about bashing the libs...just because something is more subtle doesn't mean it's less pointed.
Al Gore is worse than the SP parody of him
by BobParr
Mar 28th, 2007
04:05:29 PM
Did you see him at the Academey Awards and then later testifying to Congress? He is that "Super Serial" guy. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN A FEW MINUTES UNLESS YOU LISTEN TO EXACTLY WHAT ME AND MELISSA ETHRIDGE SAY. I'm looking forward to the Hillary lampoon.
corpseride
by jedimindflayer
Mar 28th, 2007
04:15:53 PM
it's called satire; you may want to look into it. i've heard the same things about matt and trey being right wing (my take was that they're libertarians, but that's just my take on it), but they have consistantly satired the SOURCE, not the message. look at the scientology ep; they really don't mock organized religion, they just go after the message (the concept or idea) of the whole scientology zeitgeist. couple of seasons before, they went after the catholics when the whole molestation scandal came out. again, they really went after the whole mentality that allowed clergy to prey on younger boys, not catholocism as a whole per se. each and every time, they have shown that they satire whatever idiotic, pedantic bullshit that happens to be oozed out at the time. yes, in one ep, they seem to be anti-global warming (to use one of your examples), when it's being blamed for a hurricane nearly wiping off the map a major american city- a silly notion, to be sure (and i believe in global warming), but then can turn around later and side up with it to mock the 'smug' libs and their happy little hybrid go-carts (i happen to live in a universiry city, and i can tell you, they're not too far off from the mark). trey and matt have justly earned the title of americas premiere satirists.
Matt and Trey are shock jocks, with a hint of
by samsquanch
Mar 28th, 2007
04:54:00 PM
libertarianesque sophistication, and just enough brains to dress up their shock comedy with a camouflage of satire. Every once in awhile it actually becomes real satire, (Team America had its moments) some of the only real satire in popular media today (Colbert is another example).

It's misleading to try and pinpoint where they sit on the political spectrum, because that assumes it's a straight line between right and left. There are plenty of side-roads and back-woods on that trail, easy to get lost. Matt and Trey's first allegiance is to fart jokes and pissing off whoever or whatever group has revealed a tendency toward self-indulgent over-sensitivity this week (Republicans, democrats, scientologists, catholics, movie stars etc. etc.) They aren't on your team, they're on their own exclusive team of two.

doesn't mean the show isn't hilarious sometimes.

just remembered one of the best satirical SP eps ever:
by samsquanch
Mar 28th, 2007
05:03:09 PM
The one with the 'goobacks' from the future, and all the rednecks realize they have to become gay in order to prevent the future from happening. That episode was an all-you-can-eat buffet of good, honest satire.
samsquanch, that's kind of how I've always seen them.
by Childe Roland
Mar 28th, 2007
05:07:53 PM
They know they're clever and they're cruel, like a precocious child. And they even know enough to frame all of their clever, cruel observations in the perspective of children (the South Park boys). When they have pangs of inner conscience, either Kyle or Stan will pipe up about it and, more often than not, whatever nugget of self-reflective insight they have will be eclipsed by a Cartman rudeness.

At least that's how the show works when it's funny.

When it's not funny is when Matt and Trey mistake their clever rudeness for some degree of moral or intellectual superiority and see fit to talk down or preach to their audience (as they've done on issues from both sides of the political fence). This is what's been referred to as them being too far up their own asses, and it's a very accurate assessment of their biggest flaw as creators (hell, even they've acknowledged it).

Their funniest episodes mock situational stupidity. The mocking of ideological stupidity is better left to the likes of Colbert and Stewart.

show is unreliable anymore...
by datachasm
Mar 28th, 2007
05:08:37 PM
... first episode this season was hilarious, but then the next 2 were so-so at best. i can only recall 2-3 good episodes last season. i dont watch The Simpsons, but i like that show. and it seems to me its more consistent than South Park. also, i hate the new animation in South Park, the 3D perspective is shit.
They didn't change their stance on global warming.
by Thumper2k0
Mar 28th, 2007
05:12:15 PM
I think their stance was that humans don't have any impact on climate change, not that climate change isn't happening. Sure the environmentalist was right that the world was going to be destroyed, but it was not because of anything they did. Had they just lived there, and not disturbed their world in the slightest, it still would not have stopped the toxic shampoo bath. The boy had no idea he had lice until they discovered it in his hair, which caused him to get rid of it.
...how come....
by mr ahole ramirez
Mar 28th, 2007
05:16:25 PM
...we cant have a weekly SP TB? I mean, dammit, I wanted to talk about "Kelly and the bae-bae" last week...I love this show...
This season is..
by ClearlyBlindman
Mar 28th, 2007
06:04:21 PM
the best yet!!! SO far anyway, i loved last weeks lice side story! fucking hilarious, I love south park, and also, their family guy episode made me see how pointless family guy really is and i have'nt seen an episode since
Goobacks
by McCroskey
Mar 28th, 2007
06:11:43 PM
Goobacks is a good episode, but Stone/Parker seem to be of two minds on it in the side they take. On the dvd minicommentary, they clearly seem to be siding against the episode's 'redneck' position (saying something like 'get the fuck out of here' in response to it), but the actual episode clearly takes the position that there can be too much immigration; as evidenced by (a) the goobacks actually do take their jobs, and (b) Stan says so in the closing message scene. Its interesting in light of their alleged libertarian leanings, because libertarians often take the crazy position that there should be no limits on immigration.
McCroskey: We prefer the term 'enlightened', not crazy
by chrth
Mar 28th, 2007
06:25:39 PM
Look...
by Red Ned Lynch
Mar 28th, 2007
06:40:39 PM
...they're not libertarians in any coherent sense. They're guys who are exposed on a daily basis to the worst liberal bullshit bias in the world. It's clear from episodes like the one covering Katrina that they follow the news in only the most absent way, so what you're getting is the visceral, contrarian reaction of a couple relatively bright but only modestly informed guys to the bullshit that is most annoying them on a daily basis. If they made their show in Memphis or Cincinnati they would probably be whacking conservatives. I lived in LA for a good long time, and having to put up with listening to some folks at Disney tell me that things like the Rodney King episode could be avoided if only the police could be taught to take pride in being helpful and courteous, or listening to film scripts being taken apart at AFI not on the grounds of their quality but on how fill-in-the-blank-centric they were I can understand how the boys got to where they are. I do, however, wish they would get out a little more, because that little bubble of ultra-liberalism they live in is nothing compared to the great mire of at least equally conservative quackery which the nation is dealing with.
When they're at their best-
by samsquanch
Mar 28th, 2007
06:44:00 PM

-They don't take an identifiable 'side' to any argument. the real strength of good satire is exposing the silliness of adhering stubbornly to one polar end of an issue, when it's so clearly controversial for a reason.

The added cherry on top is when they succeed in this process by getting you to ask the right questions for yourself, without leading you around by the nose. Sort of like Socrates, or Columbo.

yea i agree...
by datachasm
Mar 28th, 2007
08:04:46 PM
its best when they take no sides and point out whats stupid on either end. i mean like what someone said before about global warming... i mean who can deny there is something to it? who can look at the freeway in LA and not think this will not have an impact on the future of the planet, the ultimate negative is if we make the planet inhospitable... or the environment toxic. you should watch Children of Men is you are a Republican or whatever and see what kind of world your leaders would like to create.
Samsquanch
by McCroskey
Mar 28th, 2007
08:36:53 PM
I don't disagre with you for the most part. I was just a little struck by how the tone they express on the "Goobacks" commentary is at odds with how the episode actually plays out. Maybe that's not uncommon for them. I can't really say since I've not listened to many of the commentaries.
chrth
by McCroskey
Mar 28th, 2007
08:41:03 PM
I'm sure libertarians are enlightened on many issues. Immigration just isn't one of them.
As the grandchild of immigrants
by chrth
Mar 28th, 2007
08:45:28 PM
I heartily disagree.
chrth...
by datachasm
Mar 28th, 2007
08:59:39 PM
did your grandparents enter legally? or just sneak in... and work for half the pay anyone else can survive on?
'work for half the pay'
by chrth
Mar 28th, 2007
09:08:23 PM
You know why they work for half the pay? Because they're considered 'illegal', and their employer threatens them with deportation if they report him. If they were legal, the employer would be unable to coerce them and they would receive a fair wage.
And as for my grandparents, I'm sure they did
by chrth
Mar 28th, 2007
09:10:35 PM
Well, at least my grandfather did (when did the minimum wage arrive? 30s? It would've been about then). This may shock you, but immigrants have been pissed on in this nation since pretty much day one. Do some research into historical anti-Catholicism, or the Know-Nothing Party, or the various waves of immigration violence since the mid-1840s.
snuke up your snizz
by TheTagger
Mar 28th, 2007
09:13:33 PM
sorry to interrupt the immigrant party
I hope they have something to rival the Wii episodes
by INWOsuxRED
Mar 28th, 2007
09:21:03 PM
for this season. I missed the first episode, which sounds like it might be funny. The last two I've seen didn't impress me. The lice stuff did a good job of creating a "pixar" world ripe for mocking, but kinda missed out on actually being funny. Cartman's dick sucking episode felt desperately lame, but I still have hope these guys are saving some good stuff.
That was great
by George Newman
Mar 28th, 2007
09:38:35 PM
My hardest laugh was the first time the 24 time came on the screen. I also loved the moral at the end of the story. Mmm, conservativism
...damn...
by mr ahole ramirez
Mar 28th, 2007
10:46:53 PM
...soon as we get a TB for a South Park, its for a mediocre episode...I did like the Hildog and the various internet references (google, askjeeves, myspace, craigs list, etc)...
Above average episode, I thought
by Richard Cranium
Mar 28th, 2007
11:45:45 PM
I thought the Hillary stuff was a bit lame and slowed down the ep, but I thought the rest of it was pretty good. I laughed my ass off at Cartman's interrogation technique, the whole 'Not anymore you're not' bit, and the 24esque multi layered conspiracy. As for their political stances, I don't think they're 'CONSERVATIVE' or 'LIBERAL' per se, they just take shots at people and situations they find to be douchey. Sometimes it works, sometimes it falls flat. I think it works more often than it doesn't, though.
It airs in Canada on your bit torrent (or 6 weeks)
by TallBoy66
Mar 29th, 2007
12:02:25 AM
thats why I DL 'em all cause stupid Comedy Network takes for-fucking-ever to actually air new episodes.
Whoa whoa whoa
by ah justin sweet
Mar 29th, 2007
12:02:40 AM
We're all missing the point here. The Queen's ending was probably the funniest thing I've seen since they announced Tom Cruise is making a movie called 'Men'.
So when are they going to do a send up of Bush?
by Nodwick
Mar 29th, 2007
12:30:16 AM
I mean, they've had six years of material. And kudos to them for being up on how the 'net works. Odd the mentioned Webcrawler. Does anyone use that site anymore? I haven't been there since my dial-up days.
did I read that right?!
by El Bicho
Mar 29th, 2007
02:27:44 AM
Datachasm says, "i dont watch The Simpsons, but i like that show. and it seems to me its more consistent than South Park." How the hell would you know anything about The Simpsons if you don't watch it? Do you know how food tastes that you've never eaten? I don't frequent these boards a lot, so maybe I am missing some subtle inside joke.
Dead british sailors - No joke at the moment.
by IanR1975
Mar 29th, 2007
02:55:35 AM
The bits will be pissed when they watch that - joke or no joke - a day after having that brit girl sailor paraded on tv - maybe it was not best thing to show. Can't imagine they'll like the queen capping herself to much neither!
Ya know what show I miss?
by tbransonlives
Mar 29th, 2007
02:56:41 AM
Thats My Bush.
This episode of South Park...
by Mogwai Democracy
Mar 29th, 2007
04:03:02 AM
...was better written and more believable than the real 24 has been this season!!!
"Neocon Park"? Gezus, the FG fans are reaching now, eh?
by TallBoy66
Mar 29th, 2007
04:17:34 AM
Look, I love Family Guy alot, too. Just watching the most recent episode and its kicking my ass. But why, oh, why, would you bring that up? Cripes, South Park does 2 episodes criticizing Family Guy's stale plot structure (which, funny as the show can be, is still gimick-y) and its Fanboy Jihad time. Christ.
I love how it's referred to as "sneaking in"...
by DocBosch
Mar 29th, 2007
04:24:09 AM
as if it were easy. Lets see...being born, BY CHANCE, in this prosperous country, then living a fairly good life, largely based on accidental nationality, and never really appreciating the opportunities fully. OR, being born into horrible conditions, then risking life and limb just to enter another nation where they can at least live safely and comfortably on a fraction of whatever everybody else earns, and doing whatever possible to remain there. Yeah, the latter is definitely sneaky. Did you hear about those sneaky Haitians that landed on the shores of Florida yesterday? They were so sneaky, crammed hundred-some into a rinky boat, and drifted in open water for months, just in order to sneak in. And the three that died in the process were the sneakiest of the bunch. (Of course, they'll be sent back, because they're not Cuban, so the dry foot policy doesn't apply.) Sneaky sneaky sneaky. Not to mention lazy, right?
Immigration is a touchy one, to be sure.
by samsquanch
Mar 29th, 2007
05:12:33 AM
Seems to me like the party line on both sides is myopic, shortsighted and dumb. It's a huge issue, one of the biggest right now, and when I hear people try to stuff this elephant into a mailbox so it fits with thier politics it always ends up a bloody mess.

Liberals always reference thier ancestors, which in a way is a strong argument, but the world is a very differnt place, not just in a geo-political sense, but in very simple terms as well. The human population has essentially doubled since my illiterate Irish grandparents were let off at the wrong port. Also, Libs tend to frame the issue in terms of economic or racial themes, which are also real, but on the grand scale, more of a side-effect to the larger issue, and not the source of the controversy.

Conservatives, on the other hand, when the Libs are wrong about them and it isn't just a race issue, are clinging to an idea of what this country is (or any western democracy) that doesn't really exist, and arguably never did. There is a hefty dose of nationalsim, not patriotism, in thier argument, that has less to do with 'conserving' a pure idea of America and smells more like greed and fear.

What we understand as immigration has changed radically in it's definition from generation to generation, and the change is ongoing. It's up to us, right or left, to first attempt to comprehend that change and deal with it realistically as a culture, and a civilization. The phenomenon isn't going anywhere.

whatever hippies...
by datachasm
Mar 29th, 2007
05:39:46 AM
good luck trying to migrate from Peru to Mexico.
samsquanch: don't forget the libertarian viewpoint
by chrth
Mar 29th, 2007
08:18:41 AM
First we piss off the conservatives when we say 'let 'em all in'. When the conservatives respond 'what about their impact on social services?' we respond 'get rid of the social services' ... and piss off the liberals.
So, how long until FAMILY GUY does a 24 parody?
by SpyGuy
Mar 29th, 2007
08:34:39 AM
You know it's coming, although good luck topping a Queen Elizabeth II suicide.
Family Guy did a 24 intro for one of the parts of
by chrth
Mar 29th, 2007
08:52:01 AM
the Stewie Griffin story when it was chopped up for TV.
nah these guys aren't non-partisan
by CorpseRide
Mar 29th, 2007
09:04:28 AM
they just pose that way. schiavo ep is evidence number one: "sometimes people are right but for the wrong reasons, or wrong for the right reasons"? these guys really hate libs, and find cons amusingly dumb, but good hearted. The ending of that ep basically said that the lefties were right, but they sucked worse that the cons anyway, just because they were annoying asshats. Non-partisan my ass.

Can't wait for upcoming eps where Obama is an insane evil demon, and McCain wears a silly hat. Oooh, non-partisan! "Both sides get it from SP" = BS.

And I say that as a card-carrying Nazi.

24 mocking was STELLAR! And last weeks "Kellllay"
by kinghenryVIII
Mar 29th, 2007
09:21:37 AM
"The babaaaaay"

I'm still laughing. Great show. You haters have no sense of humor!

liberals have no sense of humor
by ZO
Mar 29th, 2007
09:30:10 AM
its too un PC for them to laugh they need rules against it
Immigration disease
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 29th, 2007
09:32:03 AM
I'm one of those liberals who don't give a shit about who comes in or when. Until somewhere in the 90's NY state had Italians as the highest amount of illegals in the state. C'mon no one bitches about whitey coming to the states illegally.

That said a recent episode of Silent Witness featured a plot line about an illegal being sick with a hemoragic type fever, Lhassa or Ebola type.

That gave me pause over the whole illegal support thing. Legal immigrants are immunized and checked for health issues.

At least I hope to fucking god they are.

Disease is the worst thing we can expect from mans encroachment on a shrinking environment and a global village. Read the Coming Plague sometime. Scary shit.

Parker and Stone's stance
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 29th, 2007
09:32:44 AM
As far as I'm aware, their primary stance is that they like to take the piss out of things. So, while there's generally a libertarian bias, they tend to stand on whichever side of the fence they think is funniest. Hence, episodes you can interpret as being either pro or anti any particular issue. Stem cells are a good example - they've taken the piss both ways, for and against. They're clever guys, but I don't think polemic is necessarily their intention.

Also, CorpseRide. Put down that book of political buzz words. You could have somebody's eye out with that thing!

Zo there are NO conservative comedians
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 29th, 2007
09:33:11 AM
Zero, zilch, none. They are NOT funny.

Except Pat Robertson, he is a hoot.

Libertarians
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 29th, 2007
09:34:32 AM
I thought they were Libertarians like Penn Jillette?
PwnedByStallone, you got some bad taste
by Pdorwick
Mar 29th, 2007
09:36:26 AM
You like Lost and 24 yet don't like South Park? My God... This was the best episode of 24 I've seen this year. Now if SP would only do Lost my TV season would be complete.
Non-partisan or not?
by tylermo
Mar 29th, 2007
09:41:21 AM
Matt and Trey are probably not non-partisan, and(without having seen the last season and a half)I would say they favor conservatives. That said, this Libertarian/non- religious right, yet pro-fiscal, pro-gun sort of conservative guy is not offended by their presentation. Sure they're lopsided, but for every show that favors Conservatives, there's at least 5 others that favor Liberals. As somebody who largely votes third party, I'll tell you what the problem is. The world of Hollywood, tv, and music like to take their stabs at (Conservatives in particular), but when somebody like South Park, Ted Nugent, or Dennis Miller takes at stab at them, it's the crime of the century. Personally, I think Matt and Trey are a little bit conservative, and a little bit liberal(sings the cheesy Donnie and Marie theme). They don't always get it right, but I think they bring common sense to the table. It may not be as much of a ground-breaking program these days, but it still makes me laugh.
EvilWizardGlick: You're on the right path
by chrth
Mar 29th, 2007
09:45:37 AM
If you legalize everybody, then just require everyone to get a health check when entering the country. Problem solved.
Lotsa vagina...
by Billyeveryteen
Mar 29th, 2007
10:47:56 AM
Don't really care about their politics(if they're Libs, they suck at it), but whats with all the snootches? Oprah's minge, Jolie's louse, Hildogs's snuke, when does this get old?
Yep, that was your basic 24 season in 30mins!
by SPECTRE Agent
Mar 29th, 2007
11:06:25 AM
They even got that annoying phone ring down.
South Park and 24
by Cobbio
Mar 29th, 2007
11:20:03 AM
I laughed very hard watching that episode. A "24" parody using Hilary Clinton and her snuke made me chuckle out loud as I'm typing this. Thank God someone's making fun of "24," is all I can say.

I mean, the newest season of "24" is about as joe six pack as you can get. It's well-acted and directed still, but the players who would in reality play a much bigger role (multinationals, the world bank, among others) are non-existent. It's a fantasy, corporation-free world where the decision-makers make decisions because they WANT to, not because they're blackmailed by shadowy corporate forces. Fantasy indeed. Just like the corporations want us to believe.

Anyway, thank you South Park!

Glick
by Banky the Hack
Mar 29th, 2007
11:59:26 AM
Dennis Miller is a conservative, and he's still really damned funny. About the only one, though.
FYI: Mike Judge is also conservative
by chrth
Mar 29th, 2007
12:08:57 PM
Although technically not a comedian.
Family Guy Already Did The 24 Clock
by Saluki
Mar 29th, 2007
12:24:45 PM
Wow, first South Park is behind the Simpsons curve, and now even Family Guy. Next: King of the Fucking Hill. Pathetic. Parker & Stone: Shove it up your asses you tired hacks.
We Don't Need Conservative Comedians....
by uss cygnus
Mar 29th, 2007
12:36:27 PM
We don't have time for them, because we're all too busy running the country, working for a living, undoing damage done by the Stalinist left and killing terrorist vermin to be bothered with such things. Such is life.
Eqaul time is fair
by Barry Egan
Mar 29th, 2007
12:53:36 PM
I consider myself to be pretty libertarian and I think it's safe to say that both the liberals and conservatives are corrupt and hypocritical. It's hilarious to one side accuse the other of a culture of corruption. One of the great things about South Park is that Stone and Parker mock institutions and people not usually mocked in the media.
Ted Nugent? Draft dodging pansy!
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 29th, 2007
12:59:00 PM
Ted was a great rocker. I have no problem with his hunting. I have no problem with his being Conservative. ( Although most modern conservatives aren't REAL conservatives).

But when he had the chance to go to war he pussied out! He actively dodged his turn at the draft. Rolling Stone chronicled his story many, many years ago.

Ted has no fucking right to mention ANYTHING war related because he chose NOT to die in combat!

http://www.imdb.com/title/t t0065213/

But enough about his sometimes awesome, sometimes middling musical career. As patriotic as Uncle Ted claims to be, he pulled a nasty stunt to evade Uncle Sam during the Vietnam War. In a July 15, 1990, Detroit Free Press interview, Nugent crowed about how he managed to dodge the draft. He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he disavowed personal hygiene. The last ten days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and with a week to go until the physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether. When the big day came, he had been living in excrement-caked and urine-stained pants. Always the hero, however, Nugent reassured the Free Press, “But if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have killed all the Hippies in the foxholes. I would have killed everybody.”

Why is it ALL the neo-con faux conservatives are DRAFT DODGING Chikenhawk scumbags?

Dennis Miller is NOT funny.
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 29th, 2007
01:00:06 PM
Miller hasn't been funny since SNL. That was like twenty years ago.
Hillary's accent
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 29th, 2007
01:01:48 PM
Did anyone catch Hillary speaking without an accent in the car then with one during her speech? There was a story about her shifting to southern accent during some church singalong speech. Did this episode play on that?
Lame episode
by Rupee88
Mar 29th, 2007
01:39:49 PM
I'm not a big 24 fan, but have seen it before. This SP episode just basically had one joke. They couldn't come up with anything good, so they just picked a popular show to parody. Get inspired, boys...stop phoning it in!
Worst of the season so far...
by DanielKurland
Mar 29th, 2007
01:46:58 PM
Not a bad episode, but I really felt the previous three have been strong. I'm no dan of toilet humor, and I think it would have been funnier had Cartman just actually tortured them. Oh well, like I said, it's still been a really good season.
Glick
by Banky the Hack
Mar 29th, 2007
02:02:26 PM
Then you didn't see him in the Daily Show this week. He killed.
"We Don't Need Conservative Comedians...."
by Billyeveryteen
Mar 29th, 2007
02:38:16 PM
But we need you Cygnus, you're hilarious.
hahaha, a snuke
by Evil Hobbit
Mar 29th, 2007
03:04:14 PM
hilarious
If you use the phrase "toilet humor" to describe SP...
by SpyGuy
Mar 29th, 2007
03:48:10 PM
...Stop watching, right this instant. Your completely outdated, whitebread mindset has cost you your SOUTH PARK privileges.

Better luck next time, my brutha...

...still waitin...
by mr ahole ramirez
Mar 29th, 2007
04:07:18 PM
...for a HEROES parody episode...or how bout a episode parodyin...Stephen Colbert??? he's the man, but I wanna see someone parody the parody...
Republicans are not conservatives
by _Maltheus_
Mar 29th, 2007
05:42:51 PM

It's simple, you're conservative if you are for smaller (or no) government. Bush is almost as much of a liberal as FDR in this respect. Liberals equate conservatism with being pro-war. But if you look at who brought us all the big wars, Wilson, FDR, Truman, Kennedy & LBJ, and even Clinton seemed to bomb a new nation every week, then you'll see that war is mostly a big government liberal endeavor. Bush is a neo-con and the founders of the neo-con movement were well known Trotskyites. It's no surprise they say one thing and do the other. Most true conservatives I know, consider him even worse than Clinton. I don't even know how there are any liberals left when I've never once seen government not fuck things up. They're all secretly thinking, "well if I were in control, things would be different."

I use to think Matt and Trey were conservative in the libertarian sense (meaning actual conservatives), but somewhere over the past couple of years, they just proved to be republicans (think radio-show style). They like to hate on liberals and although I'm no fan, I too preferred it when they use to make all sides look retarded. That was always the charm of the show to me. A bunch of "innocent" kids seeing the retardation of the world for what it is when the adults were too much part of the problem to see it themselves.

South Parks CELEBRITY VAGINA OBSESSION
by Mogwai Democracy
Mar 29th, 2007
06:13:16 PM
Can someone please explain Matt & Treys obsession with celebrity vaginas? Paris Hilton, Oprah Winfrey, Angelina Jolie, and now Hilary Clinton. I'm detecting a theme, or perhaps this makes them AUTEURS.
Maltheus, soooort of...
by samsquanch
Mar 29th, 2007
06:40:01 PM
I agree with a lot of what you say,, but there's a few things-

wanting no government doesn't make you a conservative, it makes you an anarchist. It is true that a lot of folks that call themselves conservative these days don't fit the bill, since they're the same people who blindly follow the administration and have no problem with relinquishing their civil rights. True conservatives challenge their goverment, and keep a close eye to make sure they aren't getting up to any monkeybusiness in our name. Strangely enough, what I would call a 'true Liberal' believes the same thing.

Just because there are examples in history that have so-called "liberal" administrations during times of war doesn't mean the war is a liberal endeavor. You may as well say that War was invented by America, it makes as much sense. War is something that every culture on earth has experienced, either as agressor or victim. Trying to pin it down to one homegrown ideology from the last century is a little weird. Making the leap from the Neo-conservative movement to Trotskyism is waaay out there, but I applaud you for trying. I guess in terms of 'permanent revolution' you're on to something, but following your original logic that conservatives aren't always real conservatives- Marxists from 1920's Russia would have little in common with the average American Liberal today. If anything, the neo-cons were perhaps studying how not to end up in exile for pushing radical change through a society in political flux.

"They're all secretly thinking, 'well if I were in control, things would be different.'"-- To true, that made me laugh.

Your last point is right on. I'm watching the '24' epsiode right now, back to it.

yo, Hilldog!
by datachasm
Mar 29th, 2007
06:56:44 PM
hehe, yea this episode sucked imo... there were a precious few funny moments, but having never watched 24 maybe i just dont get it. after seeing this episode, im pretty sure that Matt & Trey are right wingers deep down, -100 respect. nothing wrong with being conservative, but a right winger would think Clintons BJ was the end of the world terrible, but 911, Iraq, Gitmo, Spying, Election Rigging, Supreme Court stacking, are all easily overlooked.
Family Guy funny stuff.
by TomBodet
Mar 29th, 2007
07:51:32 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3du9cy

They're pretty hit and miss as a show though.

these guys are NOT libertarians
by CorpseRide
Mar 29th, 2007
08:37:05 PM
if they were, their angriest, most balls-out satirical ep so far would have been about the Patriot Act. Or the damn Bill of Rights (6 down, 4 to go in recinding that baby).

Nah, instead they go for the real danger to America's freedom - Al frikkin Gore.

The defining feature of these guys political stance is anti-lib contraryism, dressed up like non-partisan libertarian "common sense" via some gently affectionate ribbing on superficial aspects of some conservatives.

On the issue of the serious erosion of actual liberties going on right now... uh, enough politics suddenly, time for another poop joke instead, hehe.

as such, I only enjoy the non-political episodes. The one where they fake Butters' death is amzing.

What's wrong with partisan comedy?
by simpsonsfan
Mar 29th, 2007
09:24:19 PM
If you don't find what a show is saying is funny, change the channel.
Wiki on the gangs party affiliations
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 29th, 2007
10:08:03 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S outh_Park_Republican

The term is meant to be more of a casual indication of beliefs than a strong partisan label. While South Park co-creator Matt Stone is a registered Republican, co-creator Trey Parker is actually a registered member of the Libertarian Party. Also, Parker and Stone declared All in the Family producer Norman Lear, who helped write a few episodes of South Park [1] and founded the liberal pressure group People for the American Way, as one of their heroes. As the show's co-creator, Matt Stone, sums it up: "I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals." [2] Such sentiments were reflected in their movie Team America: World Police. In August 2006 Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Andrew Sullivan headlined a conference in Amsterdam hosted by the libertarian monthly magazine Reason. During an on-stage interview with Reason editors Nick Gillespie and Jesse Walker, Stone and Parker reaffirmed their discomfort with labels while acknowledging that their political views could be described most accurately as libertarian. John Tierney documented the declaration on the pages of the New York Times a few days later in a column called South Park Refugees. "South Park Libertarians," an edited version of the interview, appeared in the December 2006 issue of Reason.

Funny, this SP was more realistic than 24 this season
by eppdude
Mar 29th, 2007
11:11:23 PM
Seriously, 24 has gotten baaaaaad.
why
by rdsxfan8
Mar 29th, 2007
11:39:56 PM
why isnt there any mention on this site about the ATHF movie being shown on adult swim on Sun night at 10pm. I was ready to shell out $$ to see this but if they wanna show it for free hell I'll bite. I might even record it on dvd and bootleg the thing or throw it up on the bittorrents or something. I mean MEATWAD gotta eat right??
honestly
by jedimindflayer
Mar 29th, 2007
11:43:28 PM
point the first: do we really give a flying frack just what exact political philosophy they follow? while i still personally feel they follow a libertarian bent, their viewpoint, oddly enough, is summed up best in both south park:bbu and team america; the 'liberals' in both flicks (as represented by kyles mom and f.a.g.) are portrayed as brainless dolts, trying to save us from ourselves, when there seems to be no real threat portrayed (not too far from the mark), and the 'conservatives' are portrayed in a similar light, except usually with guns (once again, the apple don't fall far from the tree). in both cases, a stereotype (or stereotypes) is played for laughs for tremendous effect. obama as a fire-belching demon (to paraphrase the corpster) would be funny if they used it to beat on him for the whole 'lib-with-a-tobacco-habit' angle, just as much as if mccains' funny hat was used to smack him for some personal foible (don't know the guy, not sure what skeletons we know about as john or jane q. public, but i'm sure theres something out there waiting to be found). number b, this season, thus far, has been the single best string of episodes since the first part of season 8. keep up the good work!
jedi- how about McCain's new job as party apologist
by samsquanch
Mar 30th, 2007
12:09:55 AM
That's worth a few rotten tomatoes. He's been making the rounds lately trying to convince everyone that Baghdad is a paradise of safety for Americans. As a vet who actually saw combat and lived in a P.O.W. camp for 5 years, he should fucking know better.

If you look to any news source outside of Fox or CNN, you know that even Iraqis who speak a single word of english on the street are in danger of being murdered by their fellow countrymen. And here's John McCain telling Wolf Blitzer that they could walk down the street together as safely as any city in America.

bullshit.

Rdsxfan8
by TheRealMoriarty
Mar 30th, 2007
12:21:57 AM
What's the date again on Sunday?

You know... the night Adult Swim is going to show their R-rated theatrical film on TV for free...

... what's that date again? Hmmmmm?

WOULD IT BE APRIL FIRST, CHUCK?
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Mar 30th, 2007
02:52:47 AM
THAT'S RIGHT, BOB!
AND WHAT HAPPENS ON APRIL FIRST, CHUCK?
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Mar 30th, 2007
02:54:30 AM
WHY, THAT'S FOOL'S DAY, BOB!
"What's wrong with partisan comedy?"
by CorpseRide
Mar 30th, 2007
04:49:21 AM
Nothing, just annoyed at the "they dish it out to both sides" BS. And if it turns out I'm watching a 'political' ep, yeah, I usually do change the channel. Or put on one of the older, funnier, eps, something pre-9/11.
As a brit
by ElPaw
Mar 30th, 2007
04:58:45 AM
Don't be fooled by the tabloid press stories that you're bound to hear coming from the UK. We're not all outraged about the Queen's suicide. It's just the press thinking they speak for the whole nation.
Rdsxfan8
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Mar 30th, 2007
05:04:51 AM
hahahahaha OWNED!!!! ;p
II second that El Paw
by Lost Prophet
Mar 30th, 2007
07:12:51 AM
it's the pretend outraged media bleating. Americans please ignore it. I bet even she would find it funny
yeah yeah
by rdsxfan8
Mar 30th, 2007
08:12:41 AM
yeah i got owned. i didnt even think about what date that was!!! hahaha i got pwned. it happens. :(
xcuse me
by rdsxfan8
Mar 30th, 2007
08:15:12 AM
now while i go to where every tber thats every been pwned and reverts back to my mothers basement with my boxes of comic books!!! lol
re: samsquanch
by _Maltheus_
Mar 30th, 2007
10:18:41 AM

Anarchism is conservatism, taken to it's extreme. Just as communism is liberalism taken to it's extreme. Now I know there is a breed of socialist anarchism out there. But that's such a contradiction in terms that I simply dismiss it.

As for war, you don't just have to look at the American example. Stalin, Mao, Hitler (National Socialist Party, despite some who consider him a conservative) are a whole bunch of other examples. You can't wage war without a strong, authoritarian state. And strong, authoritarian states do not reflect conservative ideals. Liberals want to make everyone think and act like them and that ultimately results in calls for war.

Now your average college liberal is a different breed, and I agree with you that the true liberal probably has more in common with the true conservative, than either have in common with republicans or democrats. I think most college liberals just haven't realized yet that they'll never be in charge and the money that's appropriated from them every April 15th will never go to the causes that are important to them. They're simply unjaded.

As for the Trotskite connection, google Irving Kristol, the acknowledge founder of the neo-con movement. He claims to have had a political conversion, but he was once a leading member of the fourth international. Maybe his conversion was sincere, but when Bush is hiring ex-heads of the KGB to staff homeland security and pissing the constitution away, then I have to believe that the neo-con movement isn't conservative at all. Regan use to say the same thing about the Bush Sr. until he was forced to take him as a running mate. There was no support in the republican party for the neo-con movement until fairly recently.

If you like these kinds of debates, you should check out the podcasts (mp3 downloads) at freetalklive.com. One guy is pretty much a full out anarchist and the other is a republican turned libertarian who isn't as extreme. They have good debates and attract an almost even mix of liberals and conservatives as their audience. They're usually rated in the top three podcasts at podcastalley.com. And like the South Park creators, they have no sacred cows.

It's probably been talked about here already...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Mar 30th, 2007
10:23:35 AM
...but South Park is in the British tabloids! An upcoming episode of the queen killing herself or something. Looks brilliant. Shame we won't get it on DVD until 2067. Hffff...
You Americans make me laugh.
by ScarranHalfBreed
Mar 30th, 2007
10:30:17 AM
You so badly want this show to reinforce your own politics, so you mishape the show's own politics to fit your own. I'm as left wing as they come, and I agree with pretty much everything they say - it doesn't mean it's a left wing show, does it, fuckwits?
Funny you should say that Scarren
by Lost Prophet
Mar 30th, 2007
10:39:52 AM
I'm pretty middle ground (I hate all politicians just in case I miss one)- and I agree with pretty much everything they say.

We have talked about the queen thing briefly

Cartman's Language
by hodag007
Mar 30th, 2007
10:48:24 AM
I only saw the episode once but I do not remember Cartman using any foul language at all. Could this be a tribute to Jack always saying "DAMNIT"?
please, Maltheus,
by samsquanch
Mar 30th, 2007
11:06:15 AM
all I got to was: "Hitler (National Socialist Party, despite some who consider him a conservative) "

My god man, you can't be serious. Hitler used the word 'socialist' in his party name to appeal to the working poor in Germany at the time who associated socialism with a worker's revolution. (an attractive notion to a people that had been reduced to economic ruin by the last war) Hitler's intent was propagandistic manipulation, the Nazi's had absolutely nothing to do with socialism beyond this thin connection, and EVERYONE figured that out even before the war started. The only people that still try to use the 'socialism' thing in the Nazi name as some kind of rationale for identifying them as some kind of 'liberal' abberation are OUT TO LUNCH. The Nazis were an example of an extreme right wing ideology, no one denies this.

alright, on to the rest of your post, just had to get that off my chest.

Anyway, cool, thanks for the talk and the link.
by samsquanch
Mar 30th, 2007
11:11:18 AM
The rest of your post was a good read. Thanks for that podcast link, I'll definitely check it out.

There are a few things in your post that we could probably debate all day, (anarchism as an extreme form of conservatism, I would argue that it's an extreme form of liberalism) but I've got work to do. Thanks for the talk, and I'm glad we didn't devolve into senseless name-calling.

ScarranHalfBreed
by Rupee88
Mar 30th, 2007
11:16:58 AM
"Looks briliant"? It wasn't. It was another substandard marginally entertaining episode. But the check cleared for Trey and Matt, which is what counts the most. I can't blame them...when your creative passion is gone, you might as well take easy money.
re: ScarranHalfBreed
by _Maltheus_
Mar 30th, 2007
12:02:27 PM
I'm not projecting my views on the creators. They are clearly conservative (whatever that means) and have been since the beginning of the show. Almost every episode has a conservative theme. They smack you in the face with it. Someone earlier even posted a wiki that confirms Matt and Treys' views. If you agree with everything they say, then you should examine your own political beliefs. Perhaps you're not left wing after all. And things like drugs and sexuality don't really count as left-right issues. If Trey is a libertarian, then these issues fit right into his conservative world view. And I consider myself conservative yet I still laugh at liberal humor (Stewart and Colbert), I don't think that makes me left-wing nor do I pretend that they are conservative just because I'm laughing at it (or even agreeing with a lot of it). The way I see it, in the US is that it's us (conservatives and liberals) against them (democrats and republicans). The former believe in their ideals and the latter is owned by the highest bidder, regardless of any political proclamations.
Samsquanch - RE: Nazi=Socialist
by TVGuy Returns
Mar 30th, 2007
12:02:54 PM
The following link takes you to a pamphlet written by Goebbels before Hitler was elected in Germany. http://www.calvin.edu/academic /cas/gpa/haken32.htm In it, he argues that Nazis are true socialists, as opposed to the Marxists. Now a days, nearly all progressives/leftists/liberals define socialism as Marxism (if they know enough history to define it at all). However, back in the 30s this was still an open debate. Personally, I think Goebbels' socialism better represented the philosophy of Hegel and the man-in-the-street's idea of what socialism should be (circa 1930). However, I can say with certainty that Nazism was not a right-wing idealogy of either the European type (i.e. maintain then current patterns of land-ownership and economic classes) or the American type (i.e. defend federalism and the individual rights listed in the founding documents).
...all this political talk...
by mr ahole ramirez
Mar 30th, 2007
12:20:45 PM
...got me so confused...I dont know if I have a right wing or a left wing...if Im an anarchist or a liberal...if I like cheesy eggs or eggs wit cheese...dammit, cant we just talk bout how Butters is the coolest mofo in the whole town???...that is when his anus isnt bein penetrated or close to bein penetrated, but then again, its not his fault...
the real moriarty
by rdsxfan8
Mar 30th, 2007
12:42:15 PM
wait a minute. I must have had a brain fart or something. sure there is a chance Im gonna get pwned on sun with the whole sthf thing on AS but isnt april fools day on monday and not sun. and since the scheduled start time is 10pm that still makes it sunday right? me confused!!!! i live around boston so right now anythign the AS guys do wouldnt surprise me but an april fools joke the day before april fools. Man, i might just wanna give this up and pay my $$ and see it in the theater. either way Ill watch on sun night just in the chance that maybe i WONT get pwned.... prolly will though. im gullible. like mayor west on FG when he thought he could get "sausage seeds" to grow
rdsxfan lay off the crack =P
by afdoyle
Mar 30th, 2007
12:55:13 PM
Sunday is April 1st, Monday is April 2nd, so yeah you do the math.
yeah
by rdsxfan8
Mar 30th, 2007
01:27:17 PM
i had wayyy to much crack yesterday and into today. it appears to be messing with my mind. I will shut up now. my bad!!!
...checked Directv...
by mr ahole ramirez
Mar 30th, 2007
01:41:44 PM
...at 10 on Sunday will be...another Futurama episode...gotta love those Adult Swim commercials...
my new mantra is
by rdsxfan8
Mar 30th, 2007
01:56:39 PM
DAMN YOU ADULT SWIM!!!!! the rest of yuo can DAMN MICHAEL BAY all ya want.
ZS - RE: Social Safety Net
by TVGuy Returns
Mar 30th, 2007
02:13:05 PM
The Neo-conartists dismantled the social safety net? Yippee! This means that my tax return should be huge this year :)
uh-oh, this could get messy...
by samsquanch
Mar 30th, 2007
02:56:06 PM
give them some room...
Did ZombieSolutions just call himself a 'moderate'?
by chrth
Mar 30th, 2007
03:49:15 PM
I shudder to think what could be further left of him!
Maltheus_, WTF!
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 30th, 2007
03:51:13 PM
"Anarchism is conservatism, taken to it's extreme. Just as communism is liberalism taken to it's extreme. Now I know there is a breed of socialist anarchism out there. But that's such a contradiction in terms that I simply dismiss it."

Dude buy a clue and Google Bakunin or Kropotkin. Obviously you know shit about Anarchism.

Conservativeism, todays conservativism not REAL kind, taken to the extreme is Fascism!

Real Liberalism is a form of Anarchism. Take your pick from the Bakunin or Kropotkin flavors.

TVGuy Returns, Wrong!
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 30th, 2007
03:52:56 PM
Wrong the Social Safety net has been eroding since the original conception. Frankly Clinton did more damage than Bushco has.

Don't any of you people know modern history?

ZombieSolutions, you got a VISIONARY in the wings?
by EvilWizardGlick
Mar 30th, 2007
03:56:52 PM
Unless you have a Norteamericano version of Chavez or Fidel in the wings, NOTHING will change.

There are no people with plans in modern day politics.

There are an abundance of people suckling at the corporate tit.

And they ain't doing shit to change the US or World for the common man, the masses we the FUCKING people!

I'm sick and tired of Democrats claiming to be "progressive". I'm a goddamned Liberal. I'm NOT represented by either of the dynamic duo parties.

Only those with MONEY are.

re: EvilWizardGlick
by _Maltheus_
Mar 30th, 2007
04:59:07 PM
I know all about the socialist anarchists. They make no sense is what I'm saying. It's goofier than communism (where the state will just magically dissappear and we'll all be equal). You can't have collective ownership of the means of production without some form of government in charge. What if I don't want to give up my factory, who's gonna stop me? How can you promise social services to all the people unless some entity (ie. government) is stealing from the productive members of society. It's almost as if they're positing that everyone will get together in a kum-bay-yah circle and just all agree on everything without a single dissenting opinion. It's fucking infantile and unrealistic. In fact, I'd say that philosophy, as a discipline, just kind of went away towards the end of the 19th century. It was all politics, falsely portrayed as philosophy. Modern philosophy has nothing to do with truth, it's all about manipulation.
the thing that bugs me about anarchists-
by samsquanch
Mar 30th, 2007
07:53:17 PM

Is that they're so unorganised.

ba-dum-bump.

chrth
by McCroskey
Apr 1st, 2007
02:50:27 AM
1. If they were all legal (and massively increasing alreadly high levels of legal immigration is the Left's and the WSJ-wing of the Right's preferred method of 'solving' the illegal imm problem), then the immigrants wage level would indeed be protected by the minimum wage. But it would simply be a race downwards towards the minimum wage because of the sheer size of the influx. 2. I'm all for studying up on the history of immigration into the United States. Doing so reveals that past waves of mass immigration were followed by decades of very low-moderate levels of immigration, which of course helped with assimilation. So the standard pro-mass immigration tactic of pointing to the past is flawed in light of their being no end in sight to the current mass wave. The last great wave of 1890-1920 was cut off by Congress in the early 1920s, and then followed over 40 years of low-moderate levels of immigration. Mass immigration enthusiasts like to pretend as though this cut-off never happened. If they do address it, it is usually to condemn the allegedly racist motives of its proponents. But of course, the true lesson of it all was that the 'Know-Nothing' types were victorious, and they were proven right by the subsequent successful assimilation of all those Germans, Italians, etc. Its strange to say the least how the very success of the restrictionists is used to demonize them a century later. 3. The Libertarian Viewpoint -- mass immigration-yes, social services-no -- is completely unrealistic in practice. Its nonsensical. I understand the sentiments behind it, but in reality those two ideas are in direct confict with each other. So long as the influx is so heavily made up of poorer, less educated, less skilled immigrants, then they (or at least the first couple generations of native born) will use social services more heavily than others, and more importantly, they will vote for the party that promises more generous social welfare benefits and programs. That's not to say that most immigrants come here to take advantage of the public services, but who is going to look a gift horse in the mouth? So mass immigration will only increase the demand for social services, and thus increase the power of politicians promising to keep the benfits coming. Its the same thing for aff action/racial preferences; you often hear libertarians say we should just get rid of preferences, while at the same time admitting millions who (along with their children) will be eligible for such preferences! It just doesn't make sense.
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