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The First Two Episodes of
THE SOPRANOS' Final Nine!!

First fuckers!!1 by indiephantom	Mar 21st, 2007 11:20:47 PM
Yeah, rock that balls!!!
been a long series by Sir Loin	Mar 21st, 2007 11:27:16 PM
Tony going out to get his newspaper in the driveway is now iconic.
Veys mir. by AnnoyYou	Mar 21st, 2007 11:27:49 PM
My husband's gonna freak at episode 2. I don't have the heart to tell him about it. I think that, like "Rome," all the shit is gonna come down in the last couple of episodes. Brrr. Still looking forward to it, though.
I hope we haven't seen the last of "Johnny Cakes" by My Ass Smells	Mar 21st, 2007 11:31:04 PM
mmmm so delicious. Im sure Tony would enjoy some.
didn't read this by roccotheripper	Mar 21st, 2007 11:52:11 PM
this is far from a review, it's a goddamn summary of the whole episodes
"He's a FA-AA-AG!" by Riley Martin	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:21:29 AM
I love people who say "An average episode of is better than most of the stuff on TV today. Ok he didn't quite say that, but he almost did. And that phrase should be used more often.
Fuck I totally fucked that last post by Riley Martin	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:22:47 AM
Sorry - another mojito pls
If you all really wanna know who dies in the remaining by Kai_Mah'gra	Mar 22nd, 2007 01:47:32 AM
......episodes coming up - whether whacked or just by accident, all you have to do is go al the way back and watch the first episode of this Season 6 during the opening Montage with the creepy music ( the seven sins or something like that) with some guy reciting the lyrics in the background as they show the doomed characters one by one, in different settings. So far they are about a third or just about halfway down that list and everybody shown in the order they were shown has died pretty much in the same order. And yes, I know that the last person shown in that Montage is Meadow (or rather a scene in which Meadow is dancing for Finn, but since Finn seems to be out of the picture in these new episodes, you do the Math). Looks like Chase is wrapping it up Godfather III-style. It only makes sense that the show would end with the deaths of either AJ or Meadow - Adriana's blood still cries out for Justice I suppose.
Sonny Crockett?? by EdRyder	Mar 22nd, 2007 01:54:03 AM
Who the hell really drinks mojito's? Im forced to agree with the final paragraph the reviewer gives here=An hour of the Sopranos is better than anything on STILL ,and all these years later no less..Now cue the guy playing the acoustic guitar(Hate you network TV!) Hard for me to imagine Bobby giving it to Tone, since we saw Tony beat down that swoll meathead last season right after he came out the hospital.
this reviewer really hates sitting and thinking by BadMrWonka	Mar 22nd, 2007 01:54:35 AM
personally, I love it.
Good update, Herc. by Uncapie	Mar 22nd, 2007 01:58:57 AM
Thanks.
Billy? by mikeyfishforever	Mar 22nd, 2007 02:44:50 AM
Billy Leotardo? Who died in the 11th episode of season five? Let's hope the reviewer is just confused.
The "Monopoly" scene sounds funny by Darth_Gonz	Mar 22nd, 2007 03:18:14 AM
I definitely wanna see how that plays out on TV.
Billy Leotardo mark 2 by SoupDragon	Mar 22nd, 2007 03:33:45 AM
Maybe he comes from a large family? remember in Goodfellas how everyone's either a Peter or a Paul? Anyway I'm very glad to see these synopsis. They disprove a lot of the spoiler stuff that has leaked out on imdb and other boards. The show's going to keep us guessing all the way to the end
Got as far as the Monopoly fight by DirkD13"	Mar 22nd, 2007 03:55:56 AM
I'm normally a spoiler whore, but I can't do it this time.
Wait a minute... by BizarroJerry	Mar 22nd, 2007 07:31:17 AM
You're telling me that Tony becomes a "godfather" before the series ends? Awesome! How could they resist, really?
Fucking Spoilers by Itchy	Mar 22nd, 2007 08:43:01 AM
I mean, goddamn. There's a difference between giving a heads up as to the general plot points and laying it out shot by shot. Forgettaboutit.
Furio by ManosTHOF	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:30:38 AM
I'd like to see Furio make one last appearance, though I'm pretty sure it isn't in the cards.
I Love You, Johnnycakes. by uss cygnus	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:41:14 AM
So says Artie Lange.
somewhere in Russia by durhay	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:48:05 AM
a man sits and thinks.
Can't wait. by Mooly	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:06:14 AM
First off all I disagree with whomever said the show is the best on TV. It's great and been really consistent, but it's no Six Feet Under in my opinion. I just wanted to disagree that every season has been great. The first "part" of this season was boring and went nowhere if you ask me. It was pointless and this massive break is only good because it makes me forget what happened way back last time.
UGH! by landocolt45	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:07:50 AM
Man I can not wait til this show ends. Finally it's over. It's like beating a dead horse head. BE OVER ALREADY!
Reviewer is Confused by PMCALLA	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:26:10 AM
Calls Tony's son Christopher, not good.
I predict by sarajevobot	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:27:29 AM
It will be revealed that Meadow is a Cylon.
finn by AwesomeO81	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:39:17 AM
think he's gone because of the rape??????? surprised no one brought it up before me.
The Russian was a Cylon by BillyPilgrim	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:44:37 AM
He got shot in the head and ignored the cold. C'mon..its obvious! Question, does shitting and thinking count?
Corrections by slone13	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:50:37 AM
Mikeyfishforever, you're totally right. It was obviously not Billy that gets killed in the restaurant, as Buscemi shot the shit out of him a couple years ago, though it is a Leotardo, hence Phil's eulogy (which contains a funny anecdote about how their family name had been changed at Ellis Island from Leonardo to "something that ballet dancers wear".) And you are also correct, PMCALLA, I obviously meant AJ and not Christopher when I mentioned what the rest of the immediate Soprano family had beeen up to. My apologies, I wrote this at 4 in the morning sitting in JFK, I was a little tired.
I want to say how much I enjoyed the sopranos by emeraldboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 03:33:57 PM
Violent, well duh. Funny, in places it was very funny, My favourite ep was the one with Paulie and Chris on their own. I think that was called Pie and barons where the only food they ate were sachets of ketchup, that was the one where they were tracking down the russian. At least I think it was. You all forget that the delay between season five and six was to a pay dispute between Gandofini, hbo and chase films. Looking back I thought Season 6 was fantastic, though I couldnt get my head around it at first, I thought the whole dream thing where he was business man was superbly done as was the way Carmela found out about Adrianna and the revealation about Paulie's mom combined with him having cancer was just great tv and Yep I loved the bit where in his final dream sequences, tony enters the house on christmas eve and loved the part where Tony B ecouraged him to go inside. All in all magnificent television. Great television dramas like the sopranos are drying up and I like lost, but the future of American tv will be barren place if originality is allwoed and that will happen and I know it will, those in the UK know what I am talking about. Channel 4 used to be great and now all they give us Reality TV and Richard and Judy in the afternoons amd those bloody lists programs. If I see that greatest animated kids tv program one more I am going to put my foot through the TV. Channel 4 used to be the home of groundbreaking shows like whose line and Saturday live, drop the dead donkey and the clive anderson talks back and the comic strip and spaced but know its the dire ugly betty and The friday shite project. Horrendus, though it was very strange to Steven Segal on a comedy, very strange indeed.
The.Russian.DIED. by TopHat	Mar 22nd, 2007 03:58:02 PM
HBO did a preview for the final nine by playing back all the characters who have died in the past seasons. The Russian was one of them. HE'S. DEAD.
Kai_Mah'gra & creepy old guys by clem_snide	Mar 22nd, 2007 03:59:20 PM
That piece of music was actually William S.Burroughs reading with music by Material. He isn't reciting the Seven Sins, instead it's a description of the seven souls of ancient Egyptian belief. The theory that it's used to show the people who will die may hold true as the music describes each of the souls in the order they leave the body upon death, so there could definitely be some parallel idea of Tony's life/soul being eaten away. Go check out William Burroughs too, he was much more than he's pigeon-holed for and has been a significant influence on a lot of people & culture this site reveres.
Furio by oogabooga	Mar 22nd, 2007 04:15:28 PM
Furio comes back with the intent of killing Tony and making hot Eyetalian love to Carm but then he gets a look at Finn's sweet sweet ass and decides an ass raping is in order
The Russian might have lived by rivercb	Mar 22nd, 2007 04:32:50 PM
In that recap of the deaths that HBO released, the Russian had a question mark after his name. He might be dead or he might still have a role in the last shows.
clem_snide by Kai_Mah'gra	Mar 22nd, 2007 04:57:52 PM
Thanks for the info..I knew it was the Seven something (Sins, souls, pretty close) but it definitely came off as creepy to me and I began to smell a rat as soon as that Capo who inherited millions hanged himself and then as soon as Vito's clock started counting down and remembered seeing both of them in that opening Montage. People should really check out that first episode again, I think Chase was saying quite a lot with that opening scene. Thanks again
The Russian was killed, sure.... by sarajevobot	Mar 22nd, 2007 05:19:50 PM
But then reincarnated on the nearest basestar, which was in Hoboken. So as a cylon, he's dead, but like not really. He'll be back.
Overrated by Ky-El	Mar 22nd, 2007 08:20:05 PM
Am I the only one that thinks this show for the most part is a bore? At least since season 3. It has it's moments but they are few and far between.
TopHat... by TheRealRatigan	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:59:00 PM
...That was a question mark that followed right after the episode number onscreen when we saw the second Russian running from Paulie and Chris in "Pine Barrens". So pointedly, even if just for fun, somebody wanted to forshadow the possibility that Chris didn't get him.
The Russian is held up in the consulate. by BrandonGK	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:06:12 PM
It's believed he has information relating to the location of the suitcase nukes.
I asked this in the other post too, any BTs around? by nomihs	Mar 23rd, 2007 12:19:19 AM
I remember for season 5 there were some early leaks of the first few episodes on bittorrent. Anybody hear anything like that for the last hurrah? or do I have to friggin wait? BTW, The Sopranos kicks ass and Meadow would make a HOT!! not to mention kick ass boss if Tony "retires".
'Brotherhood' is now better than the Sopranos by KazamaSmokers	Mar 23rd, 2007 09:42:25 AM
The Sopranos peaked two seasons ago. Showtime's 'Brotherhood' is now the better mob show.
Tony & Bobby fighting is inevitable by BobParr	Mar 23rd, 2007 10:45:55 AM
How much shit could Bobby take? Tony's been dissing Janice to Bobby's face for years. I do find it intersting that Tony could beat the hell out of a young muscle head but get walloped by Bobby. The Chris conflict also makes sense. Chris is jealous of Tony but he's very pissed about Adrianna. Especially now that his wife turned out to be a bitch. PS- THE RUSSIAN IS DEAD!!! DROP IT!
The trailer on MSN - song Paint it Black... by yassoo	Mar 23rd, 2007 12:07:54 PM
does anyone know who sings that version? so good.
Brotherhood doesn't count by BizarroJerry	Mar 23rd, 2007 12:56:14 PM
Because I don't subscribe to Showtime. And I am the center of the universe.
You lucky bastard by kaptinben	Mar 23rd, 2007 01:26:02 PM
dude you are so luck to have seen those first two episodes. Does anyone else see Tony dieing at the end of the seris?
This show still on? by Pennsy	Mar 23rd, 2007 08:11:04 PM
;)
heck of a job brownie by Shakes	Mar 23rd, 2007 11:25:00 PM
Fuck this show. Black Donnelly's is where it's at.
THE RUSSIAN IS NOT DEAD by sarajevobot	Mar 24th, 2007 01:30:08 AM
They've established the whole BaseStar reincarnation thing. Very clearly. If the other Cylons can regenerate, and the Russian is one of the Final Five (which we have every reason to suspect he IS) then he, too, can reincarnate. What's not to understand?? It's simple fucking logic.
Yeah,you are a lucky bastard by OscarH	Mar 24th, 2007 11:14:02 AM
The feds finally pin somethin on T,I gotta watch these new episodes, like yesterday!
Finn? Rape? by RickyRacoon	Mar 28th, 2007 08:42:40 AM
Whats the dude on about?

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