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The one-sheet for 28 WEEKS LATER is tacked up! Check it out!

First by chatlogon	Mar 21st, 2007 03:28:44 AM
Oh yeah........... first post ever
Why ? by Dude_gimme_tabs	Mar 21st, 2007 03:29:13 AM
Did anyone actually ask for this movie ?
unremarkable poster by Rupee88	Mar 21st, 2007 03:32:32 AM
Yeah it's OK, but nothing that spectacular.
I dig it by BannedOnTheRun	Mar 21st, 2007 03:55:32 AM
It reminds me of the sleeve/videos for Primal Scream's XTRMNTR record. Kill all hippies! That's the stuff.
Like it. by Reelheed	Mar 21st, 2007 04:00:40 AM
I think its great that this story world is being kept alive and the poster promises alot!
Lose the logo by BenBraddock	Mar 21st, 2007 04:02:30 AM
..and you would have a cooler poster. But not much of an ad for the movie, I suppose..
Love it by Uridium	Mar 21st, 2007 04:04:27 AM
Good poster, despite being simple it says a lot about the premis for whats going on in this film. Big fan of this type of image (Gonvermental propeganda/information type things)
good poster... by moobit	Mar 21st, 2007 04:07:43 AM
here's hoping the film is at least half as good as the first one...
I like it a lot. by ScarranHalfBreed	Mar 21st, 2007 04:34:01 AM
Loved the first film, hoping that this one doesn't suck.
I like it a lot. by ScarranHalfBreed	Mar 21st, 2007 04:34:03 AM
Loved the first film, hoping that this one doesn't suck.
okay i suppose by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 04:35:55 AM
That's my word from the council estates
Poster's cool... but why are they making this movie? by Tired Eagle	Mar 21st, 2007 04:37:57 AM
hmmm... let's see... the original director, writers, and actors are all getting left out. They're injecting "Americans" into the story and cast... could this be a cheap knock-off exploitation of a brilliant original film in the name of the almighty $$$? Nawwwwwww... I'm sure it'll be greeeeaaat.
I was in it.. and the poster is a very good summation o by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 21st, 2007 04:54:29 AM
SPOILERS AHEAD . . . . . . I MEAN IT! . . . . REALLY! . . . . Okay, I'm in it (a lot) and the basic premise is that it's 28 weeks after the first film ends, and the disease seems to have passed. People who have fled abroad are trying to get back in the UK, but the Americans have come in, taken over... and they don't want to give it up. As one enters the customs at the point of entry there are big fascist-style posters telling of the great history of the UK and the great future it has. Under America. So of course there are riots against this annexation, the Yanks won't give in.. and then the disease, which it turns out, has a new incubation period, breaks out again. Hell follows. This is a big, classy production (I read the script) and there's some amazing twists and turns on the way. I won;t give any more away, but if it's as good as the script, it's going to be cool. Almost as cool as we were, filming at midnight by the tower of London, or out in the park, or out and about London in a very cold November and December. Brr......
welshjohnnyboy by Quintus_Arrius	Mar 21st, 2007 05:21:01 AM
... well good for you Johnny Boy... heres comes a pat on the head.I shed tears of anger and frustration while watching the first one! Therefore I'll pass on this. Hail the Welsh Community of Britain!
"Modern day Donnie Darko style cult classic"??? by Quintus_Arrius	Mar 21st, 2007 05:26:18 AM
Please tell me you're not serious when you say this? Utter cods-wallop!
Quintus_Arrius by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 21st, 2007 05:57:36 AM
.. And all hail the Roman community of Britain! Ave!
BenBraddock, lose the logo... by henrydalton	Mar 21st, 2007 06:25:22 AM
And you'd probably have a fucking riot in this day and age. Which, admittedly, would be pretty funny... Maybe I'll go out and accidentally put stickers over the logo when they go up ;)
Speed raging zombies by Wired Earp	Mar 21st, 2007 06:25:35 AM
and Robert Carlyle. I dont give a shit, im checking this one out big-time.
Poster looks fan-made by KillDozer	Mar 21st, 2007 06:26:17 AM
I really enjoyed the first movie (just watched it again a few weeks ago), but never once thought it needed a sequel. Maybe I'll see this, but definitely not opening weekend.
to welshjohnnyboy by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 06:40:09 AM
how do you know all this, geeza? i got inside info too, and dat aint how it goes, son? are you shitting everyone here? trying to make mugs of us? i know the plot coz one of my mates works behind the scenes so to say. not cosher, but cosher enuff. peckham, bermondsey, and hackney style. fess up, bitch.
Too red by Dr Gregory House	Mar 21st, 2007 07:13:53 AM
reminds me of fire bush
Oy, council house scumbag... by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 21st, 2007 07:32:34 AM
'oo you callin' a bitch! Come down 'ere and say that! I'll get some good Merthyr boys, you get some Peckham Plonkers and what say we go at it, son? I'll 'ave you know that what I put down was the God's honest truth, so help me, Owain Glyndwr! And I've VERY good friends who worked on it - I work in the industry, son, as well as the acting side, but I can't say what branch or I'll give myself away. But what I said is the plot; well, the beginning of it anyway. So, be like the rest of you cockney bleeders when you come down here for your FA cup finals and your various tin-pot cup ties, and 'eff off with your tails between your legs at the end of the day! Apart from that, what's the weather like up there? It's quite nice down here. Cold, but nice.
its actually quite sunny here in london, welsh by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 07:56:25 AM
was freezing fucking cold yesterday though, son. anyway, i fucking digress,..... bitch. get your merthyr tit-full boys with their handbags to come up london to my estate so we can laugh at them, mug them, then put them on the first fucking donkey back to aber-tits-twist. too gimpy for national express, too moronic for the train, so a donkey will suffice your sorry ass. my mate says dat this film is set mainly in america. so u can't be right. u r wrong, son. thank fuck wembley is finally finished so we dont have to make the fucking pilgrimage to cardiff. bloody hell! at school we werent told wales was a third world country! talk about culture shock! and whats up with the birds? charlotte bloody church is all u got? all 27 stone of her? that beer swilling, floppy tittied, poor man's jabba da hut? shit! she modelled herself on thora hird or something? no wonder you fellas get the horn for sheep. just dont get none of them preggers tho, mate. u dont want a hybrid freakshow kid (like last time no doubt- how much did you pay for the sheep abortion last time? no doubt you have, son. you can get arrested for that shit here in london) anyway, i've done my bit for inter-british relations. nice talking with ya, fella. i should be ambassador for peckham and bermondsey. laters. recognize
Vile ! by Dude_gimme_tabs	Mar 21st, 2007 08:02:56 AM
How awfully vile and working class.
I like the poster... by Childe Roland	Mar 21st, 2007 08:13:11 AM
...but I remain concerned by what I've heard about the film so far.
Are you havin' a laugh? by GrandMuffTarkin	Mar 21st, 2007 08:36:46 AM
Is he havin' a laugh?!
I agree... by GaiustheBrave	Mar 21st, 2007 09:03:12 AM
Just because a movie was good doesn't mean it needs a sequel. I understand the reasoning...if there's money to be made, make it. And, Sir Ian McKellan was hilarious on Extras. I loved his 'secret' to acting!
What, no Sandra Bullock? WTF! by Squashua	Mar 21st, 2007 09:03:25 AM
Man, you'd think a sequel would try to hold onto it's leads.
Meh by Black And Gold	Mar 21st, 2007 09:04:18 AM
I don't know about this one, trying a little too hard. I agree with whoever said lose the logo, it's not really working with the rest of it. Make it a little more mysterious or something. And the fake folds are a bit much, I mean EVERYBODY knows they roll quarantine posters, not fold them.
who's havin' a larf? by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 09:13:36 AM
are you avin' a larf? i aint having a larf, pal.
Fox Atomic = Get ready for a really bad movie. by Boondock Devil	Mar 21st, 2007 09:29:18 AM
Eff' Fox and their 17-24 demographics. Turista's was shite. The Hills Have Eyes 2 is going to be shite. Then there's this unnecessary sequel to one of my favorite films from a few years back aimmed at a 17-24 age demographic. Hopefully this movie will be good but I really don't have my hopes up.
I liked the look of this by skimn	Mar 21st, 2007 10:03:41 AM
when I saw it in the current issue of Entertainment Weekly. You guys are slipping when print media beats you to the punch...
it wouldn't be a zombie movie without a shitty sequel by FrixFrixFrix	Mar 21st, 2007 10:08:16 AM
and if anyone says "it's not a zombie movie, they're infected with the rage virus, they're not zombies", I'm gonna come to your house, eat all of your favourite cereal, and have sex with your mom. it's a fucking zombie movie! though I am against running zombies, it just doesn't make any sense. no one could survive a running zombie plague, they're relentless AND you can't easily get away from them? no hope.
I've seen the trailer by Howling_Fantods	Mar 21st, 2007 10:08:45 AM
... and it looks like a direct-to-DVD movie. 23 weeks later, civilization starting to rebuild, there's ONE infected left...and guess what happens. Looks like more of the same.
jfp2006 by INWOsuxRED	Mar 21st, 2007 10:12:20 AM
I would like to see _A_ sequel to 28 Days Later, but I probably don't want to see _THIS_ sequel to 28 Days Later.
hey FrixFrixFrix, guess what? by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 10:17:17 AM
it's not a zombie movie, they're infected with the rage virus, they're not zombies. now i dare you to eat my favourite cereal (marlborough lights- hey be my guest, pal) and fuck my mum. i dare ya, son.
There's nowt wrong with Charlotte Church... by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 21st, 2007 10:18:22 AM
At least she's pregnant by a rugby player, not some nonce English football player. ... And I always say, if there's a choice between an English girl or a sheep, always take the sheep. At least they won't piss off with your wallet in the morning. ... And your pal is talking through his cockney ring-hole; the film is set in the UK. Mostly around the refugee and resettlement camps or in the country itself. Yes, there are loads of Yanks, but they're occupying troops (even if they were mostly played by Brits). So get your Neanderthal council house pal to get his facts right next time sunshine. Get it from the Welsh; we were here first and we'll still be here when the English have been assimilated by the EC and made to speak French and use the Euro. . Christ. We'd blow the bridges first before we'd let that happen.
this is the best talkback ever by purplemonkeydw	Mar 21st, 2007 10:22:56 AM
fresh, aggressive, i give it an A+
Older Dawn of the Dead DVDx by Knobules	Mar 21st, 2007 10:23:24 AM
Old version had a pic just like that on the back. Just sayin. Its all zombie sort of zombie fun.
Marlboro Lights? by FrixFrixFrix	Mar 21st, 2007 10:29:20 AM
Grandma? when did you get a computer? Dude, it's a zombie movie. anyone who argues that it's not because of "the rage virus" is just a semantics whore
GILF! by just pillow talk	Mar 21st, 2007 10:34:56 AM
FrixFrixFrix...you naughty boy! You shouldn't screw grandma's with a full stomach.
Never a good day... by Loosejerk	Mar 21st, 2007 10:39:50 AM
when EW scoops AICN. Wait, that's EVERYDAY you say? Maybe so.
TOO LATE! by JackPumpkinhead	Mar 21st, 2007 10:41:45 AM
I mean, 28 weeks? Come on, that's seriously too late. And the poster is not too red enough!
Y'all fer'ners need to speak Eenglish so us by CreasyBear	Mar 21st, 2007 10:42:40 AM
true-blooded Americans kin understand what y'all are sayin'. Sounds like "council estates" are what we here in the good ol' US of A call "projects". Maybe if you'd git yer sorry ass off welfare and git a job, you'd have enough cash to go huntin', and maybe even a nice lil' ol' bass boat. And as far as that movie's concerned, havin' red-blooded Republicans take over your island would be the best thing for y'all. After awhile, maybe y'all'd even lose that queer way a' talkin' y'all have. "Cheerio, old chap! Oh, I do say I've chipped a tooth whilst enjoying a spot of tea." Git 'er donnnnnnnnne! (See? I'm really from the South!)
CreasyBear by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 21st, 2007 10:49:18 AM
Um, sorry, I only speak English (with one 'e'). What language was that you were attempting to communicate with? Toodle pip. Or, as we say here in Wales, piss off wanker. BTW, do you play a banjo?
there's nowt wrong with 27 stone jabbas? by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 11:02:12 AM
hey, pal. if thats what floats your boat, then who am i to diss ya? by the looks of her she's been pregnant for at least 8 years. ok, so she's up da duff by some rugga player, not a true englishman footballer. dats cos none of 'em want her. except maybe Roonie who fucks octogenrian prozzies down bootle high street........Choice between a human girl from england ...or a sheep- you'd rather fuck the sheep? you musta been to some shit parties in wales, son! i guess the sheep cant call rape! just called my mate. he still says he's right, but he ummed and arrhed a bit. if he's wrong, i'll kick the shit out of him make no mistake. but if he's right, you owe me an apology my welsh pal......oh, and you guys speak welsh AND english because we rule you. you worship our queen and our prime minister. if anyone is gonna get fucked by the french its you guys........ i can see it now, geeza. le cardiffe and la swansuei. wicked french cities to visit, full ov culture and shit (it used to be a dump run by a dying breed of people who's queen was a 27 stone pig who sang good when she was a child and spoke some wierd dead language like latin, no i think it was walsh, or welsh?) but ya wouldnt wanna live there!.....PS, pal...the settlement camps with the refugees and yanks idea sounds like children ov men. dat's been done already
Phoneticizing a Southern accent ain't that easy, by CreasyBear	Mar 21st, 2007 11:04:12 AM
as it turns out. I don't have any real musical talent, but I'll say I can play the banjo, and that I drive a pick-up truck with Confederate flag bumper stickers if you say you have bad teeth and eat crumpets and scones. Deal? We must all fulfill our stereotypes. Where's the fun in being individual human beings?
sissy bear or creasy bear... by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 11:10:42 AM
or whatever the fuck your name is. are on fucking crack cocaine or just a very strong form of weed? you'll have a chipped tooth for real, my backward deep south friend. stop fucking your cousin, start dating OUTSIDE of your family, put down that vaccuum cleaner (its for hoovering, not fucking, mate) and smell the coffee. we made you. you are a spawn of the british, mate. we speak proper you backward hick cunt. maybe if you hadnt sucked your daddy's dick so hard your head would be clear enough to recognize dat. too much cum in the brain, mate. drive to alabama of dallas or some hick cuntry yank city and shoot someone. dats what you fuckers do, aint it?
You try phonetizing a Welsh accent, bach! by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 21st, 2007 11:12:05 AM
I actually have good teeth, can't stand scones, quite like crumpets, (and crumpet, but that's a different story), used to play rugby, used to sing in a choir - and won in an Eisteddfod (try saying that, pal!) and did indeed once, work down a coal mine. And I did get drunk with Tom Jones once. But that was in Las Vegas. I always say individual human beings = good. Three at a time = better.
creasybear by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 11:13:42 AM
i posted my last comment before the one u just posted. didnt realize your a normal american and not a deep south cunt. sorry mate. recognize. dont shoot anyone.
le cardiffe and le swansuiee ... full of culture? by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 21st, 2007 11:22:27 AM
And we speak English because the fecking froggies invaded your half of the coutry, mongrelized up the original celtic tongue and then you lot of conquered bleeders came down here and enslaved us. And we certainly do NOT worship your prime minister. the Queens not bad. For a German. And when Charlotte wasn't always pissed, or on the piss - I've tripped over her and her coven down St Mary Street many times on a weekend - she wasn't bad for jail bait. her arse is too big now, but perhaps it's just grown to match her gob. Swansea cultural? Too much of the wacky baccy son! The only culture they have up there grows in the bottom of their unwashed beer glasses! I liked 'Children of Man'. Even though I was brought right out of it, when my pal Tariq (who you will probably know as the Egyptian porter in 'Casualty' rocked up as one of the protesters. BTW, who's this hillbilly who's horning in on our deliberations?
Creasybear, apologies. by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 21st, 2007 11:25:44 AM
I too, thought you were for real. If you're a normal and decent American I apologize. if you're not,please don't invade.
CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN!!! by PwnedByStallone	Mar 21st, 2007 11:34:32 AM
Pull my finger.
sweet !that was in ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY by caravaggio	Mar 21st, 2007 11:39:58 AM
last week
..and soon you will worship gordon brown by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 11:40:27 AM
and he's neither english nor welsh! go figure, geeza! you should be campaigning for a welsh prime minister at some point! yeah shame about the queen being a kraut and all. as for old charlotte, its good she gets hammered regularly. she can be an easy lay for the local cardiff people. ....swansea cultural? it'd be cultural AFTER it was taken ovr by the french, not before, son. hell I'VE never been there- i dunno what they've got there. been to cardiff for footy. good city. only fing i didnt like about it was they let sheep into the pub. one of them kept trying to sip my pint and kept getting bits of hay and grass (not the good kind) into it. peace out.
Gordon Brown? by Tomo	Mar 21st, 2007 11:57:19 AM
As The Stranglers said: 10 pence in the pound, with Gordon Brown... Or something...
FrixFlydFlyd by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 12:06:01 PM
i aint ya grandma, son. thats just disturbing. keep dat shit in your family. not on an internet board, fella.
Much love for my British brethren. by CreasyBear	Mar 21st, 2007 12:12:56 PM
I was just goofin' around, fellas.
Looks badass by Nozoli Apples	Mar 21st, 2007 12:15:25 PM
Very badass.
Much love for our American cousins by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 21st, 2007 12:25:18 PM
Any country that spawned Dolly Parton, Rich Hall, John Lassiter, Groucho Marx and all his relations, Tex Avery and Gloria Grahame can't be all bad. Even if they did invent commercials.
gordon brown by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 12:27:47 PM
i wouldnt be surprised if they used that old stranglers song for his campaign! fits sweetly! to the creasybear, yeah mate my bad. thought you was a real deep south fucka, but you're normal. peace. as i said, fella, dont shoot anyone over there.
peace across the pond by council estate scumbag	Mar 21st, 2007 01:08:49 PM
been good debating with you fellas today on this stolen laptop. some intelligent comments too. i'm off aaht now, to nick a telly. laters
sad but true by mrbong	Mar 21st, 2007 01:18:43 PM
28 Days Later started out as a very awesome film indeed. then SPOILERS IF YOU ARE SOMEHOW READING THIS THREAD WITHOUT SEEING THE FILM 28 DAYS LATER YOU SAD PERSON the filmmakers clocked they had no way of ending it, and thus came up with some idea of a convoluted kidnap-hostage-rape idea led by Christopher Ecclestone, as i recall. my point would be if they could not do a full, proper film the first time around, how exactly have the gathered up material for a second?
I liked this poster when it was used for The Crazies by Trazadone	Mar 21st, 2007 02:02:01 PM
It's still pretty cool though.
Yawn by kilik777	Mar 21st, 2007 02:15:20 PM
Stupid looking poster. Its kinda eye catching I admit. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
yeah so...uhhh, I've been to Tenby by Black And Gold	Mar 21st, 2007 02:34:58 PM
The cliffs were lovely. Went to some club in a castle and stayed in a caravan. Welsh is a wacky language. I'd go back.
I dont get what people have against 28 Days Later by Lovecraftfan	Mar 21st, 2007 03:20:39 PM
I thought it was a surprisingly well done intelligent horror film something we rarely get nowadays.
Ahh, London by Mechasheeva	Mar 21st, 2007 03:25:19 PM
Of course the guy going off to nick a telly lives in Peckham. At least we're a bit more civilised in New Cross. Not much, but a bit. The poster looks cool, but the movie will be awful, by the way. Except for Robert Carlyle.
i engage in sex acts with semantics for money by INWOsuxRED	Mar 21st, 2007 04:26:51 PM
I like 28 Days Later, because it isn't a zombie movie. The infected aren't relentless, because they die in 28 days, and they also stop chasing you if you're really fast or if you throw a fire bomb in their fucking face. Also, monkeys don't turn you into a zombie. They infect you with rage and they give you AIDs if you make love to them, but they don't make zombies.
Has anyone seen Edges of Darkness??? by its all real!	Mar 21st, 2007 04:37:05 PM
http://www.edgesofdarkness.com / it too has Da Zombies
I love the first movie with all of my fanboy by SylarTheCylon	Mar 21st, 2007 05:43:41 PM
heart, i wasn't displeased by the second half of the movie at all. We even got some Naomie Harris nakedness for God's sake! But, I do have one problem though, the new incubation time. I don't know how a longer incubation period could mean more problems for our heroes, because the Rage virus would be detectable one way or another on a blood or tissue sample. So the sick ones could be quarantined in a safe facility while a treatment is created. They could even keep the symptomatic sedated or in a semicomatose state. They would pose no threat. The first movie had a very urgent feeling to its proceedings because of that very short, almost instantaneous, incubation time. The rage virus brought upon its victims an acutely manifesting psychotic state, turning them into savages in mere seconds after being bit! The infected were fast and the pace of the movie never let go -that was the brilliance of it! It hit you like a hammer, in a heartbeat blood would splash, chaos ensue!Everything was so fast i almost deposited excrement in my undergarments with that movie! Unless this sequel is about hundreds of such quarantinees (sp?) escaping and causing havoc in London, i can't see how it will replicate the intensity of the first film.
Oi, I like crumpets! Oi. by Bronx Cheer	Mar 21st, 2007 08:10:44 PM
How about a spot o' tea?
Sylar by INWOsuxRED	Mar 21st, 2007 09:20:27 PM
I think the longer incubation time could add much to the story if you assume the general society had already broken down. You'd figure if everyone repopulated England, everything would go to shit at the first sign of a single person with rage, even if it didn't spread. London would instantly be an irrational riot of people trying to get out, and then it would be a ghost town. I know I'd get the fuck off that island if I even heard someone joke about rabid rage people coming back. So once you take away society, you're left with isolated straglers who aren't sure who among them has been infected, ala John Carpenters The Thing. Can't trust the angry people, and you can't trust that you're friends aren't the angry people too. Also, I think this movie will suck.
crappiest movie ever!!!!! by hellnback	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:35:54 AM
saw the first one and hated it. i was told it was a zombie movie but as i watched it, i started to realize it wasn't. those fucks in the movie weren't zombies just a bunch of people who got infected and practically lost their minds. zombies are supposed to be dead and feast on the living. these things just attacked, i don't think i even saw one of them eat a any people. i hate it when people call this a zombie movie cuz it isn't. boring piece of shit ever.
I just got off the phone with a 'Rage Infected Citizen' by Alonzo Mosely	Mar 22nd, 2007 02:28:27 AM
They want to reaffirm that Zombie is a hate word used by small minded bigots, and that when they call each other Zombas that is totally different... You have to call them Rage Infected Citizens, or Reanimated-Americans if you are in the US ...
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 22nd, 2007 02:51:09 AM
Do I see nipples on the poster. No. I don't. Neither I see flames. Hmmm. fellasleep
mornin 'as broken. i'm back, bitches! by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 04:29:02 AM
That's my word from the council estates
Balls Out. by radio1_mike	Mar 22nd, 2007 05:46:43 AM
Hey Welshie--- And I always say, if there's a choice between an English girl or a sheep, always take the sheep. -- BEST LINE EVER I was skeptical when I heard this movie was coming, the I saw the clip of Robert I -can't-spell-his-last-name running from the hoardes in the meadows. 28 Weeks Later, you had me at "Grrrrr..."
if morning has broken, you probably broke it.. by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 06:01:14 AM
Are there any English football players? I thought the league was entirely made up of foreign players. English teenagers don't play football any more; they'd have to take off their Hoodies. Rugby is a MAN'S's game. What's a few broken bones between friends? And when's the last time a welsh rugby player got outed by the press? Never, I say. Anyway, we hammered the English on Saturday in cardiff, so 'nuff said.
hey Black and Gold.. by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 06:09:45 AM
Re: Tenby.. Who says we'd have you back? And Welsh isn't a wacky language; it was the first language of this country until those damn Normans turned up..... The cliffs are nice in Tenby, just watch the first step; it's a bastard. When I was there one year a woman had reversed over them and crashed on the beach. it wasn't all bad though. She landed on some cockney tourists...
welshjohnnyboy by Black And Gold	Mar 22nd, 2007 07:37:07 AM
C'mon, has a welshman ever turned down some cockney tourist's money? Of course you'd have me back. Don't worry though, it was some 14 years ago I was there so I doubt I'll be back soon. That many consonants frighten me anyway. Heddwch :)
messi welshjohnnyboy by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 08:33:54 AM
i agree with ya messi on footie. you DO need skills to play the beautiful game. Ruggers is for failed footie players- no offence meant fella. they all got dat cauliflour ear, retarded lab monster thing going on on the rugby field. shouldnt be allowed sez i. its like paying good money to watch a mental-hospital load of deformed backward KFC eating goons from the victorian era. aint natural. they banned freak shows didnt they? its double standards if ya ask me. they should all be working in asdas stacking shelves or some shit, not put on a pitch for 10,000 people to gawp at their big round Rocky Dennis heads, Ram-man (from the he-man cartoons) physique and shit. my response to the welshman follows.....
messi welshjohnnyboy part II by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 08:42:34 AM
welsh pal (soon to be usurped by the french- better brush up on yer french, buster and unlearn those dead languages latin and welsh!) yer damn right i broke da morning, son. i was up at the crack o' dawn helping an old lady cross the street and helping the local drug dealer give me all his money at gunpoint. beat dat! wales can't afford foreign players, and why would they want them anyway- they are justa bunch ov zenophobes! if they saw someone from abroad they'd cook them and feed them to their pet sheeps, or sheep-wifes depending on who it is......but, fella, i agree dat rugby is a man's game. a homosexual man's game. theyre grabbing each others asses and crazy shit like dat. if u into dat then more power to ya fella, but dont cuss footie cos none of that shit goes on in footie. recognize!
Mechasheeva. owja guess? by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 08:47:09 AM
peckham and bermondsey born and bred peckham and bermondsey til i'm dead. dats our national anthem. we sing it to locals when dey get off the train at peckham rye.................then we mug them.
Tenby by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 08:51:16 AM
never heard of it. sounds rubbish. i agree with ya dat welsh is a wacked out language. sounds like i'm choking on my food or some shit. end up spraying your lunch over the people ur trying to explain to, like some kind of mental poor-man's roy hattersley. it aint cool. and it certainly aint clever. need a spit tray to carry around with you when ur around cardiff.
you weren't up at the crack of dawn by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 08:59:32 AM
you were up at dawn for crack. There is a difference. This is the funniest talk back since the epic Juggfuckling one.
Fuck East London by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 08:59:56 AM
Come up to Camden- SE pikey scum.
easy fellas, easy...calm the fuck down by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:07:16 AM
Lost Prophet, yeah you got me there. i also went and scored some crack and sold it to my mum. she then sold it back to me for a profit. shit! i always fuck up on dat! camden is a shit hole. last time i went there i shat outside HSBC and disguised it as pavement art. some fucker fell in it. i cant go back der. the police have warrant for me if i step foot in camden and the locals have price on my head i go there too. i also sold a bus driver some heroin and he crashed the bus into the tube station. they were well pissed off at me.
shit! gotta go! here come the old bill!! by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:08:09 AM
That's my word from the council estates
You took a shit on the street in Camden by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:24:55 AM
and disguised it as pavement art? I'm amazed anyone noticed. All we need are some scousers, a few scots, a token manc, and a paddy and we have almost got every funny ethnic UK pisstake. Whoever said pull the bridge down between England and Wales- Too right. Leave it down. And build a giant electric fence across the rest of the country. I hate Wales.
no. they need to extend the river severn by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:32:21 AM
so it connects to wales at the top to make wales into an island. then float dat fucker out to the atlantic, so if u wanna go there u have to take a 3 hour flight from heathrow. without us, tho their economy would collapse and it'd be like london in 1462. wales cant sustain its self, fella. u'd have get around by ox. women wouldnt exist- just sheep (at least currently you CHOOSE between woman or sheep). the national dish would be sheep testicles with ox tail sauce. it'd be fucked. now i really gotta go. the fuzz draw ever nearer.
No- we need the fence by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:37:22 AM
so that way we can poke them with electric cattle prods and laugh as they writhe in agony. Also, it could be like the worst punishmnent in English Criminal Law- fuck up and you get a life sentence in Wales
Better prison in Wales than life in England by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:15:25 AM
I wish they could tow us out to the middle of the Atlantic. At least then we wouldn't have all these cockney wankers coming down here for their stag nights. And speaking of homos - why do all you English come down here for your parties anyway? You seem to like our women a lot. 'Course they're not used to women who don't spend all their days shopping for shoes, shagging any celeb with groping distance and selling their stories to the tabloids. And we don't go in for that size zero bollocks; our gels have a bit of meat on their bones! look at Charlotte Church. If her arse got any bigger it'd count as a new county! Ah well, at least you bastards have to pay to come in.
.. And we could pay our own way ... by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:19:51 AM
... if you bastards didn't keep stealing our assets and flogging them on to the Froggies! Our water - stolen by the English and the revenue offloaded to the garlic chewers. Coal - close down the pits and import it instead. Steel - close it down and sell it to the Indians. Now you lot want to stick wind farms all around our pristine coastline! I would have thought with all that hot air up there you wouldn't need any windmills. A couple of cockney sharing a funnel and away you go! Green energy for the next hundred years! And if you ironed wales it'd be bigger than England anyway!
Teh fuck by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:40:19 AM
are y'all talking 'bout???
we like your women alot by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:46:28 AM
because when us cockneys visit wales we are the only ones who pay them attention. as soon as we all leave they're lonely again, fella, coz the welsh geezas are too busy chatting up sheep. the sheep love it. their standard of living is the highest in europe, but the welsh women are lonely and miserable as shit....dat is until us english boys visit again! charlotte church dont count. she's an elephant, and on the endangered species list.
Motoko Kusanagi by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 10:47:53 AM
i aint got a clue, fella. i'm too busy tryna break into this house
Can't be worse than 28 Days Later by Brendan3	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:05:00 AM
So long as it's not as stupid as 28 Days Later I'll check it out.
Welsh women love us by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:08:54 AM
because their men are always off "entertaining" livestock. This reminds me of an old joke: "What's the difference between Sumo Wrestlers and Welsh Women? Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs! Thank you, you've been a lovely crowd-I'll be here all week
Welsh People paying their way by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:23:12 AM
now THAT is funny
I'm sorry? by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:39:07 AM
I don't speak peasant.
I asked one of the submoron delivery guys by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:41:09 AM
and he said that you are suggesting that if I sat on my hand until the circulation got cut off and had a wank it would feel like another guy was doing it. I bow to your superior knowledge on both counts. work is dull today
nah, Charlotte Church ain't endangered.. by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:48:03 AM
she's breeding.. And it takes a good welsh Man to tame a welsh woman. The women only practise on Cockneys. They know they can't get pregnant from them as none of you got enough spunk to get a bloody field-mouse up the duff.
Slaughta-kidd.. by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:49:37 AM
Are you from the colonies?
He'll be a little white middle class kid from by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:51:51 AM
Reading pretending to be from the colonies. Bredren, I mean really- either that or it's chavboy varying his styles to keep us confused
WTF? by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 11:57:42 AM
poor effort. You can do better than that. Do try to come up with something better before I go to the pub.
Agreed, WTF? by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:08:11 PM
Definitely a wanna-be. 0 out of 10. Probably in his 30s and living with his mum. Or, as Lost Prophet, puts it so eloquently,a 'white middle class kid' Definitely from somewhere where the daddies go out to work and the mummies entertain the tradesmen. For a living.
or a student. by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:10:43 PM
I have just looked over the list again and: COUNCIL ESTATE SCUMBAG IS UPPER CLASS!- no actual coucil estate scumbag calls Rugby "rugger"- HE'S A PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATED TOFF!
off to the pub by Lost Prophet	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:11:24 PM
peace out, bredren.
Charlotte Church by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:19:28 PM
"it takes a good welsh Man to tame a welsh woman". so your women need taming now, fella? so they are barely human, that they need to be tamed like circus animals? thats cold, mate. cold, but true. Charlottes breeding....dat made me laugh and spit out my ecctacy tablets all ovr the kitchen table. she's breeding alright. she could never get preggers by an englishman coz as i said earlier she aint human. she's of the pachyderm variety. have u ever heard of a human being getting an elephant pregnant? no, me neither. it also proves her geeza is some kind of neanderthal throwback...brings the whole thing back round to my earlier comments on rugby players, mate! good talking to ya, tho, fella! this thread is wicked!
COUNCIL ESTATE SCUMBAG IS UPPER CLASS by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:26:29 PM
fuck you, lost prophet, you cunt. i'm fucking proud to be from bermondsey and i aint gonna have no one say i'm some posh twat from some middle suburbia hellhole. oh, coz i called rugby, 'rugger'. get over it, mate. u come down my estate and say dat to anyone "oh ur posh coz u said rugger. u r not from round here" they'd kick your head in like a-dare i say it, son- 'rugger' ball. recognize.
slaughta-kidd by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:36:47 PM
...have you got a stutter? You're repeating yourself.
cant understand ya mate by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 12:56:02 PM
slaughta-kidd- bermondsey, figaro...what the fuck are you on about son? are you on crack? didnt know crackheads came to this site. last time i looked it was a film site where people talk about films, fella. what does dutty mean? is that the nickname for your homo boyfriend dat you fuck in the asshole everynight? slaughta-kidd? more like slaughtered kid. put down the crackpipe. take your dick outa your sister's mouth. sober up and see the world, fool. recognize
last world on charlotte to welsh man by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 01:01:06 PM
she's a huge lass. dats my last word from the streets. now here's an idea fellas. how about we start talking about films? eh?
film connosoire slaughta-kidd by council estate scumbag	Mar 22nd, 2007 01:28:38 PM
big mommas house? you fuck head, son. now scarface and goodfellas, and your talking. good ol gangster films. you say your a soldier. are you in the army? my cousin was in the territorial army too and he was a top fucking geeza. served queen and cuntry. he paid for it with his life tho. he fell down the stairs getting off the plane in baghdad. we was well gutted.
I have heard that there was a different ending shot for by emeraldboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 06:14:48 PM
american audiennces. I heard that was why Danny boyle paased on the sequel and he begged Fox in the Us not to to change the ending and he was he was very angry about it and I read this in several articles that he gave, but to no avail, so in ireland we got the ending there its cillian and Noami on the Island, with Bredan Gleason Daughter and by implication they were going to raise her as there own. That was the ending that we got.
Oy, StrangeCo!.. by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 08:22:51 PM
Let's talk secondary rights here.... Bloody late-comers making off with our hard-worked material.. I'll have you know, if any of this is reproduced, there'll be hordes of ticked-off Welshmen storming over the Bridges and down to your place, complete with stale Clark's pies to suffocate you with, gallons of flat Brains Dark to drown you with, and legs of rock-hard mutton to brain you with! Fear for your life, son, the Celts are coming! Pick the colloquialisms and local references out of that one, boy bach!
Oy, council estate connosoire.. by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 22nd, 2007 09:01:55 PM
Films! The Devils underpants! Don't you know that such fripperies are banned down here in the Land of Song! Especially on Sundays.. We 'ave to smuggle ourselves across or under the Severn to be allowed to see such morally indefensible things.. The likes of Hitchcock, Scorsese, Kubrick, and dare I say it, Jerry Bruckheimer, may he rest in peace - and soon - are deemed too rich for our thin Celtic blood! Away, I say! Away, foul abominations! I have to go: the media police are banging at my door and I must burn my complete Al Pacino and Robert De Niro boxed sets and all my contraband Carry On collection.. We shall speak again, if I escape the mob..
ummmmm.... by delatao	Mar 23rd, 2007 12:23:25 AM
did the talk backs get all lousy with brits and whatnot for The Queen? or is a weird (not)zombie thing?
welshjohnnyboy, why are you talking like that? by council estate scumbag	Mar 23rd, 2007 05:14:29 AM
did someone drop some acid into your cornflakes this morning, geeza? go and down some sheeps milk and sober up, son. as for everyone else, this aint exclusively british. all join in. i took too many ee's last night. i dont feel too clever. i'll be back soon. gonna watch trisha.
What's wrong with the way I talk? by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 23rd, 2007 05:19:55 AM
That's how I always talk. Well, mostly. We don't drop e's into cornflakes down here, pal; this ain't Peckham where they get delivered with the milk. Anyway, I thought you wanted to talk about films?
welshjohnnyboy by council estate scumbag	Mar 23rd, 2007 05:52:23 AM
i do wanna talk about about films, geeza. gonna be a bit difficult now that this thread has gone over to archive tho. you guys havent heard of ee's. you guys are still discovering tobacco. now on to films...28 days later was good at the begiing but ended shitly. once the army came in it turned to shit and effectively became a michael bay fim. discuss.
pah! by Lost Prophet	Mar 23rd, 2007 07:33:29 AM
where's our mock yardie pal gone? feeling rotten today. Some piece of estate vermin sold me some bad drugs. My fault for buying in Chalk Farm. Council boy- STOP WATCHING TRISHA AND GET A FUCKING JOB- make some contibution to society, so my hard earned doesn't keep getting wasted on you and your scrounging ilk. One that you can piss all day away on the internet.
Hi guys by Lost Prophet	Mar 23rd, 2007 07:51:08 AM
Feel rough today. What happened to our pretend yardie? Council boy- get off your arse, stop watching trisha, and get a job (one with unlimited internet access) so I don't keep seeing my hard earned used on your dole payments.
This is all fucked up by Lost Prophet	Mar 23rd, 2007 07:56:56 AM
What was the Yardie banned for?
shit triple post by Lost Prophet	Mar 23rd, 2007 07:57:36 AM
sorry. I am clearly a blithering numptie
hey, what happened to slaughta-kidd? by council estate scumbag	Mar 23rd, 2007 08:26:50 AM
all his posts have gone. i didnt know you could delete posts. oi Lost Prophet, hows camden, fella? you aint rough from no drugs, mate, you're rough cos you drank too many beers! i'm from the estates and i know a druggy and i know an alky when i hear one. lay of the sherberts! i'm applying to mcdonalds next week so dont worry, you wont have to pay for me to watch trisha and jack off to loose women whilst smoking a doobie anymore!
it happens when you get banned. by Lost Prophet	Mar 23rd, 2007 08:44:10 AM
I got done once- they conduct a stalinesque purge and erase you from all records. I know, I normally steer clear of drugs, but I was in fucking Primrose Hill (wankerland) and needed something to numb the pain, and the Chalk Farm estate is nearby. And I am a media-type twat as well.
hey, what happened to the Lost Prophet? by council estate scumbag	Mar 23rd, 2007 08:56:06 AM
ah, there you are, fella! getting barred- i figured that must've happened after i made my post. so i'm gonna try and talk more about the films themselves rather than banter about london and wales and scotland. its fun but i can see people getting the hump with it. as for drugs, watch yerself up there in chalk farm land. aint a clever area to be after dark, pal, you got a lot of nasties up der selling shit. i know, cos i sell it to them! didnt think you media types were into that shit. i thought it was just working class people like me that pumped themselves to the nines with narcotics galore. we walk around our estate with more drugs in us than a boots chemist!
On films. by Lost Prophet	Mar 23rd, 2007 08:58:22 AM
there is some tool in the speudo porn American Pie wannnabe talkback that says Britain makes shit films. granted a lot of things about Britain are crap, but we make a lot of good stuff. ,p>The TB is very flaky today.
Tell me about it by council estate scumbag	Mar 23rd, 2007 09:24:20 AM
the talkback is very very slow today. but thats good. i can get stuff done. yesterday and the day b 4 were wicked. great banter. i'm gonna check out this thread that says british films are shit. he doesnt know what he's talking about.
I know, I keep getting forced to work by Lost Prophet	Mar 23rd, 2007 10:03:46 AM
dull as hell
Work? by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 23rd, 2007 10:19:15 AM
One of the advantages / disadvantages of being self-employed is that if you spend too much time replying/ creating posts, you gotta make up the time somewhere..... British films ain't shit; it's just Americans don't have the brain cells to appreciate them. It's the same disability that leads them to think their actors can manage Brit accents..
here! here! by council estate scumbag	Mar 23rd, 2007 11:02:17 AM
not going off on an anti-american rant, coz they've contributed a lot to the world and this is an american site so they can ban us, but yeah i agree about the brit accent shit. it pisses me off, cos theres so many young great actors and actresses who dont get the breaks cos they wanna give it to some punk from Hicksville. americans are starting to get the sophistication of brit humour and wit etc. just look at shaun of the dead and hot fuzz. a cock and bull story (steve coogan) did well too i think. bored today. might smoke a joint
wasn't an American by Lost Prophet	Mar 23rd, 2007 11:08:14 AM
It was that vile breed of self loathing brit
i know by council estate scumbag	Mar 23rd, 2007 11:19:25 AM
i gave him a piece of my mind. if he hates britain so much he should emigrate to the isle of wight. he'd learn a thing or too there! they have the lowest standard of living in the western world!
bad accents bother me regardless by Lost Prophet	Mar 23rd, 2007 11:19:55 AM
British/ American/ whatever. The thing is there are talented people serving food in LA that don't get given a break as some absolute fucking talent vacuum has the job (Sienna Miller, Jennifer Lopez to name but 2). failing to keep up today as I keep getting dragged in to talk to people. Wankers. I used to be self employed but it was shit. I never did any work in the daytime, and I got burnt by an arsehole client. I think I lack Scumbag's "entrepreneurial" spirit Nearly home, so see you all monday in (probably) a TF talkback.
yup, have a good weekend, mate by council estate scumbag	Mar 23rd, 2007 11:46:44 AM
good point. you have talented/ talentless people everywhere and sometimes the talentless ones get the break whilst the genius serves coffee at a nearby bar for some fat suit. i know that. whats important is that the ones WITH talent percevere and dont give up, cos your talent will ultimately be rewarded in the end. you have to use it tho. talent DOES and CAN die, if it isnt used. as for the talentless ones they either quickly die out (not literaly, but are shown to be the fakers that they are) or they have to quickly learn on the job. that in itself i guess you could concider a talent. some do. i dont.
Totally agree, Council... by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 23rd, 2007 01:26:02 PM
Talent has to be nurtured, otherwise it flickers and withers. It can be brought back, but only after a supreme struggle. The number of talented people I've met who lost out to lesser talents.. Anyway, you have a good weekend too mate, and you, lost prophet. Been good talking with all of you. Let's just hope that wanna-be is gone for good.
Why thank you, StrangeCo by welshjohnnyboy	Mar 23rd, 2007 03:19:27 PM
Actually, James Marsters is an exception to my admittedly didactic rule: the first few times I heard him I thought he was one of us. Then a few things he said gave him away. Difficult to describe, but to a trained Brit ear, they stood out. Oh, on a few shows he phrased things oddly for a Brit, but that was the writer, not the actor. Nossir, Mr Marsters is one damn fine ac-tor! And I rather like a nice Southern accent. Take Dolly Parton for instance. I know I would. ... Even if she is nearly as old as my mother.
StrangeCo and bad accents by council estate scumbag	Mar 24th, 2007 12:25:42 PM
Hear! Hear! On the subject of Lady parton................hell yeah, i'd be all over that faster than you can say 'gimme four asbos and a lemon juice to go'. her funbags must be floppy as hell though now. lovely!

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