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Monki masturbates to ITTY BITTY TITTY COMITTEE, THE KING OF KONG, INSIDE THE CIRCLE and FIDO at SXSW!!

It is really good by Pr_Frink	Mar 19th, 2007 03:06:42 AM
The version I saw was at a premiere here in Kelowna, BC where it was filmed. Turns out the company sent the wrong version of the movie and we were treated to ten more minutes of Fido than was originally intended. The director wasn't too pleased but it was still really good. I'm interested to see how it plays shorter because it flew by at the length I saw it. But indeed, all us Canadians need to see this movie as soon as possible. Really funny and surprisingly touching at parts.
Last two Harry Potter films officially ruined??? by Orionsangels	Mar 19th, 2007 03:30:39 AM
Watson turns down contract for final two 'Potter' films! You bitch! http://tinyurl.com/2a77wu
That may not be all bad, Orionsangels... by tonagan	Mar 19th, 2007 03:56:51 AM
Especially if they recast her with a smoking hot twenty-something that can play a teenager and is willing to do full-frontal nudity. Oh look, I'm going to hell...
not a smart move from watson by Evil Hobbit	Mar 19th, 2007 04:16:35 AM
now she'll be known as the franchise killing actress, then again, I think it's bullshit and she'll just turn up in the movies. Frankly, it's not that much a biggy anyway for she hasn't been a proper Hermione since Azkaban.
GERARD BUTLER IN ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE REMAKE by MaxCalifornia.	Mar 19th, 2007 04:55:48 AM
Shia Laboeuf to play Titty No. 2
wow, really? by purplemonkeydw	Mar 19th, 2007 05:54:39 AM
That is indeed cool news in the talkbacks. Cool because I haven't heard it from anywhere else. For my money, Emma is the more talented of the three. Oh, and as far as SXSW is concerned, has there been any love for Elvis and Annabelle? Really liked it!
Orionsangels by Quint	Mar 19th, 2007 06:14:23 AM
That link is to a tabloid. This is to BBC: http://tinyurl.com/yqa3ks < BR>They have official sources from WB saying that's not true. I'd tend to believe BBC over China Daily.com
Nicole Vicius by Mr Peanut	Mar 19th, 2007 06:27:00 AM
She was the rollerskating girl in the Coca-Cola's "Starry Eyed Surprise" ad a year or two back. I'm glad to see she's getting work in movies.
Quint by Lost Prophet	Mar 19th, 2007 07:57:30 AM
It's all over the british papers. It seems to be something to do with Rupert what'shisname saying that she is sick of being known as the girl from harry potter and some shady stalking experience she had last year. The BBC is not the touchstone of reliable journalism- look at the Hutton fiasco, for example.
Thank God SXSW is over by Mister Man	Mar 19th, 2007 08:08:36 AM
Been there, done that. It is as overrated as the city of Austin. And, since when are salary negotations such big news?
IBTC: D.E.B.S. 2 by Spandau Belly	Mar 19th, 2007 09:18:56 AM
DEB HARDER!
I can only imagine the courting and assuaging by CreasyBear	Mar 19th, 2007 09:37:35 AM
going on by the money people to convince Watson to stay, that everything's all right, we'll do whatever we can to make you comfortable, etc. etc.
Monki, can you please tell me what the fuck shoebombing by half vader	Mar 19th, 2007 11:43:33 AM
is? Got in too late to the last post and everyone had already left. As for Watson, surely she realises what an awful ham and lousy actor she is and won't bite the hand that feeds/look the gift horse in the mouth etc. Purple monkey, I guess everything on this site must be news to you as this little bit of sensationalism is all over. Go to Dark Horizons if you want to be a bit more up to date. Not being harsh, just sayin'. Oh and go look at those films again - I humbly submit you're wrong about her 'talent'. If you like "telegraphed expression followed by redundant delivery" then she's your girl though. If any of this is true it's just contract shenanigans I'd guess. Surely she's not that stupid.
Dear God in Holy Heaven........... by liljuniorbrown	Mar 19th, 2007 11:53:58 AM
Someone made a movie about people having sex with horses? I'm sorry thats just messed up beyond belief,who could sit through even 3 minutes of that. I know that kind of stuff goes on,even before I had the internet I had heard, like everyone else my age ,about tapes of chicks with donkeys and stuff but I just could never imagine in my mind someone would be sick enough to make a documentary of something in that catergory. I guess the star of next years SXSW will be SCAT!!!! The Motion Picture, or Guys Screwing Tree's. I was afraid to read the review of Fido after that, glad I did though, sounds great. I still like to see my zombies being blown to bits though.
half vader by purplemonkeydw	Mar 19th, 2007 01:20:59 PM
thanks for the tip, and the shoe bomber is richard reid (not reed richards, nerd)...he tried to blow up a plane by lighting explosives he had in his shoe...thwarted by other passengers once he lit the match. wouldn't hurt to pick up an actual paper every once in a while, that was a huge story a few years back.
MaxCalifornia by jmyoung666	Mar 19th, 2007 01:21:59 PM
Am I missing something, because Shia Laboeuf is a dude. Or is there another Shia Leboeuf?
Maxcalifornia by skimn	Mar 19th, 2007 01:44:23 PM
Is your becoming the new MCM dude with their "Damn you Michael Bay" by design? Count the days till people revolt!! Doesn't this Fido flick sound like an extended version of the ending of "Shaun of the Dead"? I loved the "I married a zombie" talk show segment....and isn't this film about two years too late?
Okay Quint by Orionsangels	Mar 19th, 2007 05:49:24 PM
You seem so sure. It's being reported everywhere now. I was wondering why AICN wasn't touching the story. Seems retarded to leave now when she's come this far and there's so little to go. I mean even if she quits now. She'll still be remembered as the harry potter girl and if she stays the same. So wtf, i'm sure if she gets a good role after harry potter and has a chance to prove herself. she'll still be known as the harry potter girl, but she'll have reinvented herself as some new character.
Thanks Purplemonkey by half vader	Mar 19th, 2007 07:06:54 PM
I did get the paper that day, but I also have the worst memory ever. Obviously.
I'd fuck some sense into Emma Watson by Itchy	Mar 20th, 2007 05:02:00 AM
if I was in London, where it's legal to bang a 16 year old. But since I'm not, I'd make her watch film clips of all the "actors" who thought they were too good for a successful role. Emma, meet the great American stars Shelly Long and David Caruso.
I'm easy by Fecal Debris	Mar 20th, 2007 07:38:49 AM
all you have to do is mention the word "masturbates" and I have a giggle fit
King of Kong rules all by Billy Ho	Mar 20th, 2007 06:53:27 PM
one of my top few films from this year's SXSW. Glad to see it get some love. Mister Man, I can see why you didn't fit in with Austin or SXSW! Lose the attitude, you sorry fucker! :D

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