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Yup by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:03:29 PM
interesting
Patrick Dempsey! by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:04:35 PM
This MUST be good!
They have a lot of nerve... by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:06:05 PM
Putting Pinocchio, Bambi, and Dumbo on this crap. F you Disney jackasses.
Jeez, 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th? by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:06:41 PM
I'm so lame.
5th? by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:07:05 PM
Right on.
I'm not even going to post for 6th by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:08:01 PM
That would be retarded. And greedy.
Anyways, this movie looks fantastic. by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:09:36 PM
I'd pay double the ticket price to see Susan Sarandon making out with Patrick Dempsey.
8th! by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:10:27 PM
Where is everybody?
Is this some sort of record? by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:11:06 PM
Who keeps track of firsties?
And 10 makes 10! by jimmy_009	Mar 14th, 2007 11:11:45 PM
I'm out.
Eleven is Heaven by ElectricDreams	Mar 14th, 2007 11:14:32 PM
Reminds me of the promotional Lilo & Stitch poster where they had all the characters looking down and giving dirty looks at Stitch. This looks like it might be fun though, a no brainer family film, will surely sell more Disney Princess merchandise!
Scary by EdRyder	Mar 14th, 2007 11:16:20 PM
Susan Sarandon looks like a man in drag there. Looks like when she speaks its going to come out all Harvey Feirsstein
Kate & Leopold meets Cool World? by ElectricDreams	Mar 14th, 2007 11:17:40 PM
Reading the write-up that's what comes to my mind...
Girl, Get Real! by kuguy3000	Mar 14th, 2007 11:23:44 PM
Oh no you didn't! Uh huh! snap!
the first one looks like it's for a TV movie by Demosthenes2	Mar 14th, 2007 11:25:17 PM
And that's not so hot if it's the only real-people one. There just isn't much sense of character to it yet. The drawings are nice, and while I get the choice for sustained color, I don't think it works so much, but perhaps that has to do with the "works-in-progress" part.
it was amusing...when they did it for LILO AND STITCH by s0nicdeathmonkey	Mar 14th, 2007 11:28:11 PM
now, it's redundant.
I'm waiting for LION KING V: THE FINAL FRONTIER by Sir Loin	Mar 14th, 2007 11:30:27 PM
Cinderella III? Bambi II? Oy, Disney's really milking it.
Yeah, good one. by Allfather Starr	Mar 14th, 2007 11:32:45 PM
Because this looks like EXACTLY the sort of film that visitors to this site will be interested in. Fuck's sake.
Amy Adams could sell me purses any day by Mr. Mcpoops	Mar 14th, 2007 11:34:44 PM
And by that I mean have sex with me.
"The 10th Kingdom" by fractureJonze	Mar 14th, 2007 11:54:40 PM
Well, GOOGLE it already... Sheesh. Looks like a ripoff to me!
Well by fractureJonze	Mar 14th, 2007 11:59:27 PM
Maybe ripoff is too strong a word, but its the first thing I thought of when I saw it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T he_10th_Kingdom
NEW RULE: Susan Sarandon is a total piece of ass! by Bill Maher	Mar 15th, 2007 12:00:00 AM
Man is she HOT! I don't care if she's older than my mom, I'd still love to pound Sarandon balls deep.
amy adams by BadMrWonka	Mar 15th, 2007 12:31:00 AM
is ridiculously hot...as in, like, it doesn't even make sense...I would ALMOST give up on Jenna Fischer for her....almost...
A friend of mine saw this... by Bungion Boy	Mar 15th, 2007 12:43:22 AM
and despite Amy Adams being very adorable and charming, he said that this really isn't any smarter or funnier than your average Disney live action film. He likened it to Princess Diaries. I had high hopes for this. It's a cute idea, (if not a good one) and I thought Amy could carry it. Now my friend saw a really really rough cut with hardly any finished animation, but he said he didn't see a lot of promise of improvement.
McDreamy will sell millions and millions of tickets by zillabeast	Mar 15th, 2007 12:55:35 AM
You heard it here first.
menkin? by conbarba	Mar 15th, 2007 02:53:36 AM
More like Alan Menken i think.
Crayotic is right... by Grinning White Skull	Mar 15th, 2007 03:06:49 AM
Seems to be a rip-off of DC Comics popular and award-wining series, FABLES.
fairy tales are for white girls by iwontwin	Mar 15th, 2007 03:38:09 AM
give me a sweet african sista with rings around her neck
iwontwin by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 04:07:29 AM
oi leave it OUT! dont bring that race shit here pal. My sister's a white girl from the estate and she aint it into that princess fairy tale shit. she's into stealing mobile phones and getting hit by the lads on the estate. so take that race shit and f**k your mama with it. shit. if my best mate heard that shit he'd fucking kick your head in and parade your bloodied face around our school. and guess what sunshine. he's black. he wont stand for that divisive shit either. on the estate we whites and blacks, and asians and everything all live together like human fucking beings. not this divisive crap you're tryna foister on us.
Indeed... by Quintus_Arrius	Mar 15th, 2007 04:19:58 AM
... balls to Disney! Hail Arrius!
Looks hardcore 80's by Power_Girl	Mar 15th, 2007 04:23:25 AM
The first poster looks like it was made in the 80's...seriously it has an 80's vibe to it. Anyone else feel this?
susan sarandon by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 04:35:58 AM
if iwas 80 years older i'd do susan sarandon. i'd take out my dentures and wine and dine her. take her to bingo up in camden, then to a pharmacy to get our old people pills, then on the 274 to annoy all the teenagers and tell them to turn their fucking music down and say how great world war 1 was and how queen victoria had a fine arse, athen i'd take her to the old folks home up in hackney marshes and try to fuck, but being so old wont be able to get it up. so buy some viagra, try to fuck her again but die of a massive heart attack. she could then sell my rotting corpse and buy another sofa with it from kmart or whatever shit fucking superstore you guys have over in the states.
Cool World by BannedOnTheRun	Mar 15th, 2007 04:39:47 AM
Maybe it wasn't the worst movie ever made, but I still haven't seen one that sucked harder.
bakshi should've directed this by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 04:39:59 AM
he would've brought a new spin on it and it woulda returned him to his 70's glory days and wipe from our minds the sizzling shitfest that was cool world. cozza cool world he is likened to that nonce Don Bluth. he should be shot for crimes against animation and animators.
"Dreams Come True in a City That Never Sleeps" by newc0253	Mar 15th, 2007 04:42:42 AM
... is a great tagline for a porno film.
I think this should be renamed to... by Floyd_Dylan	Mar 15th, 2007 04:55:27 AM
Ain't it Gay News. This is the worst news ever, nothing cool about it whatsoever.
Floyd_Dylan i agree by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 05:16:23 AM
out of all the upcomin disney shit thi is the one i dont give a shit about. AICN should do a thing on ratatoulle or WALLE- heck even rapunzel, at least that has Glen Keane driving it arse. he's the fuckin bollocks! all the gay people in the next estate are the only ones who'll get a fucking stiffy for this 'bentchanted' film. bring on some real news, big ginger geezer.
Susan Sarandon looks exactly like... by ELGordo	Mar 15th, 2007 05:23:48 AM
Angelica Huston in that picture.
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Mar 15th, 2007 06:36:30 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
Ooh they ripped off... Zanadu! by half vader	Mar 15th, 2007 06:49:01 AM
It was my turn.
Zanadu my blighty arse by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 07:47:12 AM
the smell of that nonce Don Bluth is everywhere on this shitfest of a film. i hope this flops bigger the funbags on my 25 stone mama when she changes direction too quickly and knocks some poor c**t out with them in the process. Death to Bluth. Fucking nonce.
ElGordo by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 07:51:13 AM
i think you may be right on that Angelica Houston-Sarandon shit, son. I'd have to bang old Angelica too then. That witch-look thing she's got going on goes down a storm for me. she'd f**k you up bad and mash up my cojones, geeza. she's a nasty bitch!
The princess has a nice rack by Orcus	Mar 15th, 2007 08:40:33 AM
Just thought I'd mention that
Wow, here come the 6 year old girls -_- by godzillasushi	Mar 15th, 2007 08:47:23 AM
Yea....must have been a slow news day.
"Girl-Get Real" = new "..gotta eat" by Mike_D	Mar 15th, 2007 08:51:00 AM
mark my words.
Don't care, I will watch anything with Amy Adams by Big Bad Clone	Mar 15th, 2007 09:07:22 AM
"Kids, you sure are twisting my arm to see this movie." "What movie?" "Okay, okay, I give. We can go now."
The first one is lovely. by JackPumpkinhead	Mar 15th, 2007 09:07:54 AM
All the ones with the doofus guy are wretched. What's the plot, anyway?
Of course, it's New York AGAIN by Doctor_Sin	Mar 15th, 2007 09:14:17 AM
Don't people ever go anywhere else but that overpriced shithole? Anyway, cool posters but DEFINITELY one for girls who make up the "Hannah Montana" crowd.
wasn't this a tv series already? by Reelheed	Mar 15th, 2007 09:16:19 AM
on sky? and a really terrible one at that?
Bambi III: Zombi by JackPumpkinhead	Mar 15th, 2007 09:21:08 AM
The Mom Returns!
hmmm feel the magic by Evil Hobbit	Mar 15th, 2007 09:45:56 AM
my Disney heart loves the new direction at the house of the mouse.
The only way to make this 'cool' would be.... by Doctor_Sin	Mar 15th, 2007 09:46:12 AM
If some Ghostbusters showed up to help defeat the Evil Queen and her magic. "I am the keymaster!"
This news puts the "ain't" in "Ain't It Cool" by Doctor_Sin	Mar 15th, 2007 09:58:03 AM
But, it's got the fairy tale/fantasy angle, so I guess it gets a pass as a mention.
Amy Adams can have my baby by BizarroJerry	Mar 15th, 2007 10:00:08 AM
Anyway, this is a chick flick, though its a younger-aimed chick flick. And what's with all the half-shaven-face guys? Why am I even shaving every day?
Oh, and by BizarroJerry	Mar 15th, 2007 10:06:51 AM
Can we stop the "this isn't COOL" messages. This site has become a general movie site focusing mostly on "Cool" movies, but not solely on them. Move on, people. Funny how much we're discussing this considering the uncool nature of it, though.
chick flick? u 'avin' a larf, son by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 10:08:44 AM
no birds round my way would sit through two hours of this shit. this is bollocks. its aimed at two year old blind girls with cerebal palsy and ADHD. this film is a shitfest delux with super-sized salad. And whats more James Baxter is attachd to this shite. but hell, its the only 2d thing going around at the mo. its a shitty world we live in. just look at that poor cunt Andreas Deja. he ended up working on the biggest pile of steaming donkey crap- bambi 2- faline's revenge or whatever the tagline was. faggot of the forest or some shit. shit times for all, mate
BizzaroJerry by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 10:15:19 AM
i know where ya comin' from, fella. too much empahasis on the "Cool". i aint chattin about that bollocks though, son. i'm fucked off about this film being generally shit- beyond shit, walrus and blue whale shit mixed together and served on my grandmas rotting pumpkin fun bags. except they aint so much fun. fuck Don Bluth wouldn't touch this and he's the biggest cunt out there. I hope that faggot cunt has retired or died. he tried to fuck animation in its asshole and wreck it for everyone. thats how shit i think this'll be. trust me. i speak from the streets
That's Alan "Menken." by Lenny Nero	Mar 15th, 2007 10:44:07 AM
[message goes here]
where the hell is everybody? by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 10:49:35 AM
its 4 in the afternoon here in London and this post is as dead as a doornail in my mum's ass. must be some stupid time like 3 in the morning in yankie doodle land. wake up yank cousins, where are ya?
i'm on a computer my mate just nicked... by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 10:52:52 AM
off of some cunt at the local staion. poor cunt didnt stand a chance. he'll recover ina couple of days so no harm done. now i'm using my neighbour's wireless internet shit without his consent! its all a larf, innit. lets talk about films, people!
It's late morning here in Texas. 10:55am. by Doctor_Sin	Mar 15th, 2007 10:55:13 AM
Maybe others are actually working, unlike myself.
Bizarro, yeah - I know it's a general movie site now by Doctor_Sin	Mar 15th, 2007 11:00:16 AM
But dear god - does that mean each and every single film that will ever get lensed must be touted on this website as "Look at the awesome posters!" or "Sneak footage on YouTube!" or "Look at these stills before they're gone!" There could have been a simple "Here's a bunch of Disney shit" headline and list upcoming things that no one here cares about. Ain't it Cool News used to be a haven for those who wanted to hear about cult, genre, indie, and plain old nerd movies. Now, every Underdog and Princess Diaries sequel gets a bold headline with a "spoiler" tag. Not only is this "not cool," it sounds like a fucking shit direct-to-video (or direct-to-cable) release. Why is this even here? I'm glad it is, though. It's fun to rip into crap films.
Doctor_Sin; i work too, mate..... by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 11:13:05 AM
....my job is just a little unorthodox. i help myself to peoples possesions. it's quite a good living and i get lots of free time to go on the internet to voice my opinions, mate. don't judge a fucker until you walked a few miles in his shoes. capeesh? recognize
Going, Going, GONE... by ElectricDreams	Mar 15th, 2007 11:21:10 AM
Those guys are sharp as hawks there...nice to know Disney folk clock right in and check out AICN huh? How does that studio get any work done?
Oi, Council Estate by Doctor_Sin	Mar 15th, 2007 11:22:48 AM
I meant it like I seem to be the only Yank abouts, so I guess the others are working hard and not hanging about here. Unlike me, who is sitting here dodging work at every opportunity. No Fred McMurrays, china.
Hi, Disney - YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK by Doctor_Sin	Mar 15th, 2007 11:23:51 AM
And you don't have the guts to read these TBs, do you fuckheads? Walt wants to know what you're doing to his beloved mouse.
What, no one's gonna ridicule my Mockney? by Doctor_Sin	Mar 15th, 2007 11:38:29 AM
and I tried so hard to sound like an East End yob. On a side note, one day I want to visit London (I have lots of friends over there). Better start saving my $$$.
Doctor_Sin; a fellow tea leaf.... by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 01:06:02 PM
the lordeth provide and we taketh. good on ya, son. if those other mugs wanna bust their balls working like chumps, let them. we live off the fatta da land. the less said about your mockney the better, mate. lets keep it shepherd. (cybil sherpherd. civil)
Lil' Ollie Funt... by MC Vamp	Mar 15th, 2007 01:13:47 PM
Is that you? Cheers.
It was my comment about the nice rack wasn't it by Orcus	Mar 15th, 2007 02:19:21 PM
Disney has a thing against tits?
RE: "Disney has a thing against tits?" by Osmosis Jones	Mar 15th, 2007 11:09:36 PM
You wouldn't know it from the huge rack every Disney princess since Ariel has sported (Belle and Mulan excepted, and the latter only because she had to pass as a boy).
I rather they make Great Magical Gap... by turk128	Mar 16th, 2007 01:47:28 AM
http://tinyurl.com/23766x
These pics just ended up here... by Brendon	Mar 16th, 2007 05:55:09 PM
...wish I'd caught them earlier: http://www.filmick.co.uk/2007/ 03/enchanted-posters-are-more- than-id.html
Last... by Quintus_Arrius	May 16th, 2007 07:53:03 AM
!
Or first by Orcus	May 17th, 2007 02:47:52 PM
If we all turn around
Oh yes, great idea by Quintus_Arrius	May 20th, 2007 03:24:56 PM
lets try...
First? by Orcus	May 30th, 2007 01:01:21 PM
Huzzah!

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