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Two More Reviews Of HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX!!

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE by PervOmatic	Mar 12th, 2007 10:29:19 PM
Duh
first by iwontwin	Mar 12th, 2007 10:30:22 PM
i doubt it
HARRY RAPES SNAPE by Kasch	Mar 12th, 2007 10:30:28 PM
Dur
Also Bruce Willis Is A Ghost by PervOmatic	Mar 12th, 2007 10:30:48 PM
Double Duh
wheres everyone at? by tristeele	Mar 12th, 2007 10:31:35 PM
I'm interested to see how this is. It was my least favorite of all the books. Just took forever to get going. Its overlong by about 200 pages. Anyway the quality on the movies just seems to get better and better.
Awesome by Bean_	Mar 12th, 2007 10:34:47 PM
The first sounded like a huge fan of the series, the second seemed more balanced? Can't wait to see it, I hope WB is offering me preview tickets again!
Attn: tristeele It was okay by PervOmatic	Mar 12th, 2007 10:35:16 PM
But the climax was an extreme Meh-fest for me. The ending was all muddled and left me feeling that it was hastily thrown together. As with the rest of the books, the character development was what carried the whole story and most of that gets lost in translation when it comes to the films.
Umbridge. by AngelCordy	Mar 12th, 2007 10:36:12 PM
What a cunt. I can't WAIT to see her onscreen. BTW, my dad was a high school principal for ten years and said she was his favorite character. I feel like I should be terrified.
bad book...good movie? by Kromag	Mar 12th, 2007 10:36:50 PM
This was my least favorite of the HP books because it seemed like the plot was really dragging, and too much of the book was devoted to the Weasley's harassing Umbridge as opposed to the return of Voldemort. I think that could work to the movie's favor though, because with less 'plot' to condense into it's running time, the movie will probably feel less rushed and patched together than it's predecessors. (Of course, Azkaban and GoF have set the bar pretty high)
Read The Pandora's Box Trilogy by dead youngling	Mar 12th, 2007 10:40:45 PM
I'm watching all of the movies again, and will read the last two books before 7 comes out. Columbus' movies do not hold up well, but they are not bad.
ORDER is proof that Rowling needs an editor with balls by SpyGuy	Mar 12th, 2007 10:43:18 PM
That book needed roughly 200 pages chopped right out of it to tighten it up and improve the overall pacing. But hey, I'm guessing her contract calls for her to be paid by the page, which is probably why Stephen King could stand to lose about 100 pages per book as well.
MEDUSA TURNS BILLY TO STONE! by dead youngling	Mar 12th, 2007 10:44:19 PM
quasi spoiler from Book Two of The Pandora's Box Trilogy: Pillars and Stone. I know the author. I'm sooo busted.
Demented by Mujaki	Mar 12th, 2007 10:44:34 PM
And I suppose that the effects team completely forgot about the creeptastic freezing that the Dementors afflicted upon their surroundings in the Third Film?
GOLLUM BITES OFF FRODO'S FINGER! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 12th, 2007 10:45:04 PM
Damn you Michael Bay for having to eat.
GOLLUM BITES OFF FRODO'S FINGER! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 12th, 2007 10:45:04 PM
Damn you Michael Bay for having to eat.
Lord of the Rings a "fucking cartoon"?!? by DarthCorleone	Mar 12th, 2007 10:49:08 PM
You lost me at the ludicrous hyperbole, dude. I don't care how good this is.
Vader is Luke's father, Anakin, who won Boonta Eve by Doctor_Sin	Mar 12th, 2007 10:52:14 PM
Yipee!!!!
Am I really the only who loved this book by Lovecraftfan	Mar 12th, 2007 10:58:06 PM
It was my favorite personally.
Come on you'd think Dudley will learn by now by Orionsangels	Mar 12th, 2007 10:58:10 PM
After everything he's seen Harry do. Who'd believe that Dudley would still torment Harry?
SpyGuy I Agree by PervOmatic	Mar 12th, 2007 10:58:48 PM
The last few books needed to be tighter. When it comes to Stephen King, I expect that hack to churn out pages upon pages of dreadful prose. Rowling had proven herself to be otherwise beforehand, yet her recent works are plodding and overtly contorted plots that need trimming. I thought she was smarter than that.
Orionsangel, Harry isn't supposed to perform magic by terry1978	Mar 12th, 2007 11:04:26 PM
Outside the jurisdiction of the school, and the family is well aware of it. He's slipped a couple times, but they know he can get reprimanded for doing any type of spell outside of the hallowed halls.
Soylent Green is PEOPLE! by Osmosis Jones	Mar 12th, 2007 11:07:11 PM
Oh my God, I was wrong/It was earth all along!
HARRY POTTER SUCKS BALLS!!!! by DHAMAKA2007	Mar 12th, 2007 11:10:38 PM
THE BEST FANTASTY MOVIE BASED ON A NOVEL IS NONE!!!!! 300 is the best graphic novel movie. Everything in the movie was unrealistic, acting was ok but man the action rocked with all the blood and shit. Also all those animals and shit we saw were fantasty characters but well done and integarted into the movie. I hope all 300 type movies are shot in a similar style. FUCK LOTR, HARRY POTTER, NARNIA !!!! My anticipated movies for each month January- NONE February- Ghost Rider (sucked [3/10]) March- 300 (Good [8/10] ) April- NONE May- Spider-Man 3 June- Fantastic 4: Rise of silver surfer July- The simpsons August- The Bourne Ultimatum September- Resident Evil: Extinction October-Not sure what movies coming November-Not sure what movies coming December-AVP 2
Harry 5 by calnorso	Mar 12th, 2007 11:17:22 PM
I can't wait for the Order of the Phoenix to come out! The first 2 movies were too kiddie, however the artistic direction of the last 2 movies have been superb. But even better than Harry Potter 5 will be the Half-Blood Prince, Voldemort's flashback scenes will be awesome I know it
DHAMAKA2007 by Veni Vidi Vici	Mar 12th, 2007 11:21:02 PM
what about Grindhouse in April?
Why rip so much on Columbus? by HomerGator	Mar 12th, 2007 11:24:59 PM
I really get annoyed with all the ripping on the first movies in this series. These movies PERFECTLY mirror the feel of the books. The first book is about an 11 year old and his frame of reference. Second, a 12 year old, and so on. Why do people love the third one so much? Because it's when he starts leaving childhood. Why will this be popular? Because he starts to leave adolescence. Columbus did a fantastic job creating the base for this world. Having new directors put their spin on things works perfect for the feel of these books. But no need to rip Columbus in COMPARING him to the other filmmakers. Those first two books WERE kiddy books. The movies, each one of them, have reflected their source material. Kudos to Hollywood for doing a truly admirable job with a great set of books.
Does Hermione do the Little Miss sunshine dance? by Smokin Doc Cottle	Mar 12th, 2007 11:27:07 PM
I'd buy tickets all day to see that!
First Review's Comments concerning LOTR by Hyphin	Mar 12th, 2007 11:30:55 PM
Seriously man. First of all, you said that the series started strong to 'blow out like a candle'. Really? No seriously, I would love to have the discussion with you. FOTR is my favorite movie of all time (No seriously, Im not just saying that), but ROTK did not 'let down' the series. It was VERY good. AMAZING, in fact. Also, very little in the world of cinema currently contends with the effects which were presented in the Lord of the Rings films. Very little. In fact, George and his folkd would have a hard time keeping up with what WETA did. That took love. Please defend you comments, I would love to know what you think.
and Lovecraft fan by Hyphin	Mar 12th, 2007 11:32:39 PM
its my favorite book too. I am not sure why everyone doesnt like it. It, without a doubt, stood for what the series was REALLY about. Didn't it?
Terry1978 by Hyphin	Mar 12th, 2007 11:35:18 PM
I love how you managed to use the word 'hallow' in your post. NICE.
Dumbledore is alive and well at the end of Phoenix... by zacdilone	Mar 12th, 2007 11:36:18 PM
...so I don't know what you people are talking about. Honestly, I don't. Really.
What's Dr. Zivango? by Forestal	Mar 12th, 2007 11:47:17 PM
I should rent that one.
Saying Harry Potter is better than LOTR? by MikeHoncho	Mar 12th, 2007 11:51:04 PM
I stopped reading that review there- obviously that discredited the review right off the bat. Even if the Harry Potter reviews are getting better, to suggest that :Harry Potter makes LOTR look like a cartoon" is the stupidest statement I have ever heard.
First Take A Shit Guy and now Stupid Fucko by antonphd	Mar 13th, 2007 12:19:56 AM
Moriarty, you are cracking me up too much! But you did ruin that poor guys career as he will now be forever known as Take A Shit Guy... especially since his one other big role is Xerxes who stands looking like a baby who is taking a shit in their diaper.
im excited for this one by amalthea00	Mar 13th, 2007 12:30:00 AM
I was a little wary after that first review, but these and some others have made me feel loads better. I'm kinda sad that Alan Rickman doesn't get much screentime, though. I was really looking forward to those scenes between him and Harry.
LOVE this book by Jaka	Mar 13th, 2007 12:31:01 AM
It's my second favorite of the books so far (3, 5, 6, 4, 2, 1 - GOF might have been higher up the list, but THAT book took forever to get going for me. It's really almost two shorter books squished together. Maybe OOTP is the same, to a certain extent, but I found it to be a more enjoyable read than the kid focused/friendly GOF). Both of these reviews are more what I was looking for. It sounds like the got the right pieces in the movie, and that they might have done a good job with those pieces. Getting more excited now.
The first guy is an asshole by Turnquest	Mar 13th, 2007 12:36:38 AM
The first guy is an idiot, who if not a straight up PLANT, then most certainly is just a doorknob-dumb ass. LAWRENCE OF FUCKIN ARABIA ???!?!?!?! Holy shit, it takes balls to just toss in references like that and Star Wars and shit into a review for a friggin Harry Potter movie. And it's also the worst one. Wayyyy too long, completely unfocused, a waste of a novel, a shitty character death that is done (at least in the book) fairly vaguely, and subplots that are just unnecessary. The whole time in the book, you're waiting for something to happen, but instead we stay with the kids who for the most part are shielded from the real action happening. Instead, we just wait until the end for any sort of insight into this big supposed war and guerilla battles that we know are taking place. Fuck, and Goblet of Fire sucked too.
Lord of the Rings blew out like a candle? by jimmy_009	Mar 13th, 2007 12:37:49 AM
Uh... did you even see the trilogy? WTF?
And it's Azkaban, not Askaban. by jimmy_009	Mar 13th, 2007 12:39:14 AM
Fuck, it was in the -title- of the last movie. Pull your head out of your ass.
Lord of The Rings DID blow out like a candle by Oozer3993	Mar 13th, 2007 12:49:07 AM
He's damn right. I mean, the rotoscoping is just plain bad and the animation looks horrid, even for the 70s. Thank God Peter Jackson came along and gave us a damn near perfect film adaptation.
"Scenography..." by Mrs Danvers	Mar 13th, 2007 12:56:31 AM
Yeah we call that 'mise-en-scene' (from French) or 'blocking' (from threatre) - a term for directing, but meaning only that part of the art concerned with the way the cast (and camera, and moving props like cars, jets, spaceships, bikes, etc,) -- plus animals too I guess! -- are physically moved
FINKLE IS EINHORN! by AshesOfDonnie	Mar 13th, 2007 01:03:24 AM
"Your gun is digging into my hip!"
Voldermort SPOILERS by Craig2574	Mar 13th, 2007 01:05:54 AM
SPOILERS Well Harry did kill 1/7 of Voldermort in Chamber of Secrets. He keeps on coming back because Voldermort did something to cause that to happen
Spider-man 3 trailer on 300... by kintar0	Mar 13th, 2007 01:07:54 AM
why isn't it online yet?
NEO IS THE ONE! by AshesOfDonnie	Mar 13th, 2007 01:14:19 AM
"You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson... "
Thank you, Son of Krypton by MattmanReturns	Mar 13th, 2007 01:46:40 AM
for not insulting other franchises as a means of boosting this one, as Mr. Twit did. And for being able to spell.
OPINIONS by HomerGator	Mar 13th, 2007 02:00:16 AM
Rag rag rag on the guy for giving his opinion. Personally, I somewhat agree with his assessment of the LOTR trilogy. I think the first film is amazing. I think the second film is unwatchably long. I think the third film has so many endings that it completely loses the arc it's been building for three movies totalling 8 hours (longer with the director's cuts). So, who cares if the guy thinks the LOTR sequels weren't as good as the first (I agree). Or that Return Of The Jedi was not as good as Empire (I'm sure more than just myself believe this to be true). In fact, I've heard a lot of bashing of Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade...a movie that I love, yet people bash. How many film series can boast a FIFTH film in the franchise that is better than the previous four? No fair counting reboots like Batman Begins or Superman Returns. Love these films or hate them, they are truly gorundbreaking in what they will have by the end of the 7th and final film. Watching the kids grow, the actors evolve. Almost like a television series. I really dig it.
ROSEBUD IS THE SLED by QuinnTheEskimo	Mar 13th, 2007 02:01:55 AM
Also, um LIAM NEESON IS RA'S AL GHUL. BRAD PITT IS IN ED NORTON'S CRAZY HEAD. GUY PEARCE IS THE GUY HE KEEPS TELLING STORIES ABOUT. That's all I got for now.
BORDEN HAS A TWIN BROTHER by topdeck you	Mar 13th, 2007 02:14:38 AM
mise
THE SHIP IS UNDER SIEGE by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 13th, 2007 02:19:40 AM
where's the cook when you need one
THE FRATELLI'S ARE COUINTERFEITERS!!!! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:26:13 AM
"Fifty dollar bills? FIFTY DOLLAR BILLS!"
DON RICKLES' CHARACTER HAS A TWIN ON HIS HAND!! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:28:54 AM
Two bits to anyone who can name where that one comes from. Hint: There's ventriloquism involved!
DON RICKLES' CHARACTER HAS A TWIN ON HIS HAND!! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:29:24 AM
Two bits to anyone who can name where that one comes from. Hint: There's ventriloquism involved!
DON RICKLES' CHARACTER HAS TWIN ON HIS HAND!! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:30:46 AM
Two bits to anyone who can name where that one comes from. Hint: There's ventriloquism involved!
DON RICKLES' CHARACTER HAS TWIN ON HIS HAND!! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:32:17 AM
Two bits to anyone who can name where that one comes from. Hint: There's ventriloquism involved!
FUCK - sorry for the quadruple post by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:33:52 AM
Stupid dial-up.
ALAN STANWYCK IS IN CAHOOTS WITH THE CHIEF by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:36:28 AM
And Stanwyk's a bigamist. SHock and Horror!!!
WOLFMAN HAS NARDS!!!!! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:38:46 AM
Which allows them to get the amulet and win. Oh and PHOEBE is the virgin they need.
KONG SHOT ATOP EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!!! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:41:57 AM
Turns out "he" was a she, though, and just frustrated to be living in a time period where loving another woman was not considered "acceptable.". Twas beauty what killed the beast!
Sirius dies by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:46:22 AM
Well, Dumbledore's next. What'd ya expect. Next you'll be surprised Harry dies in Deathly Hallows!
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Mar 13th, 2007 02:47:20 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
"To Serve Man" is... is... a COOKBOOK!!!! by DocPazuzu	Mar 13th, 2007 03:01:02 AM
The Weasleys figuratively bitchsmacking Umbridge makes up for any flaws in the book. Hope they can portray it in a worthy manner in the film.
Finky 089 by RedwingsHoolihan	Mar 13th, 2007 03:33:34 AM
The Tales From the Crypt episode with bobcat goldwaith.
I don't know... by RedwingsHoolihan	Mar 13th, 2007 03:36:45 AM
why I felt the need to answer that.
BRINGINGSEXYBACK = JUGS ON HERMIONE = NIPPLES ON BATMAN by NachoNegro	Mar 13th, 2007 03:45:58 AM
She's going to be a fine looking woman one day, but those rapidly growing mojambos are putting this franchise in danger of jumping the shark. Although that said she is 15 in this. Oh and by the way, BringingSexyBack is homosexual.
Order was one of the better books by only1	Mar 13th, 2007 03:49:55 AM
...actually, my favorite of the series. I read through half of it in one sitting and finished it off pretty quickly. It's the one I can't wait to see the adaptation of. I think Mr. Twit was just using literary comparicons when calling LOTR a "cartoon." I imagine he liked the movies and used said it to pay a compliment to the Potter movies. Kinda funny how all of Peter Jackson's wanna=be-man-lovers here got their panties in a twist. Want to hear an accurate desription of LOTR??? Go rent Clerks 2 and watch the scene where Randall pisses off the hobbit.
At least Mr Twit.... by Kizeesh	Mar 13th, 2007 03:53:16 AM
admits he isn't a very good reviewer. Thats more than most do. I think Order will make a decent enough movie. It's certainly the most densely plotted of the books, which sadly means Half-Blood Prince will be ever more crap in comparison, being 400 pages of filler.
BSB I'm sure you can find Malfoy Ass Raping Fanfic by DOGSOUP	Mar 13th, 2007 03:57:13 AM
But what these reviews fail to tell me EXACTLY how Natalia Tena as Tonks is THE SEX.
Leia is Luke's sister by Poopoodio	Mar 13th, 2007 04:00:21 AM
Harry Potter eats cocks, and is a stupid series. However, the girl in it could eat my cock whenever she likes.
Leia is Luke's sister by Poopoodio	Mar 13th, 2007 04:00:53 AM
Harry Potter eats cocks, and is a stupid series. However, the girl in it could eat my cock whenever she likes.
poopoodio by board shitlez	Mar 13th, 2007 04:07:54 AM
But could she eat it twice? The problem with this book is highlighted in this direct quote: "Harry stomped angrily into the kitchen. He was angry, picking up his robe angrily and clutching the door knob with an angry snarl before angrily striding through the door, slamming it shut with an angry fierce angriness. It made quite a noise, and that's because he was so angry."
LAURA PALMER'S DAD KILLER HER!!!! by DOGSOUP	Mar 13th, 2007 04:14:29 AM
But I had a shirt that said I did.
"Emma Thompson is back from the Askaban movie too" by newc0253	Mar 13th, 2007 04:23:32 AM
where the fuck do you keep finding these reviewers Mori? they write like twelve year olds.
Kristin Shepard shot J.R.! by DocPazuzu	Mar 13th, 2007 04:33:18 AM
Yes, I'm old.
GOOD by lionbiu	Mar 13th, 2007 04:54:40 AM
The first review pissed me off a bit...Sirius is Harry's GODFATHER not uncle and it's Azkaban. The movie seems o triump where the book suffered tremendously....I don't understand people who call it their favourite book...especially after the genius of Prisoner of Azkaban, the intensity of Goblet of Fire or the sheer creepiness of Half-Blood (which could have done with some editing too). Order of the Phoenix was a mediocre book which had few redeeming features.
I sat next to Helena Bonham Carter in a cafe in Soho. by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 06:34:05 AM
She was talking to a friend about this film and she sounded seriously excited, aside from her thinking it was going to be the coolest of the 5 she was also please to be involved with such talent, she was literally buzzing up and down, until I asked her for an autograph and then she stopped smiling and told me to fuck off!, dark wizards eh?
Phoenix is the best book by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Mar 13th, 2007 06:50:26 AM
he ending, if dine right, should seriously rock. The showdown between Fiennes and that guy is a classic if done right.
why Order of the Phoenix is a good book: by newc0253	Mar 13th, 2007 07:10:57 AM
i wrote this in the other talkback but had to use it agin: yeah, it's much grimmer than many of the previous books but then it's meant to be. Goblet of Fire was building up to a triumphal finish when suddenly Harry gets teleported to human sacrifice central and gets to watch Voldermort's grisly revivification. that should be enough to fuck anyone up for the summer (one of the many faults of Newell's Goblet of Fire film was its failure to capture this shift in tone from triumph to despair). OotP begins on this dark note, and gets darker: not only is he being oddly isolated from all his friends but he comes back to school and everyone acts like nothing's happened. worse, they think he's a liar. much of the book is an exercise in persecution and self-doubt. and the culmination of OotP is basically the same as Empire Strikes Back: the hero choses rash action over wisdom and restraint and ends up getting tricked into an unnecessary confrontation that results in the loss of someone close. like the ending of Goblet of Fire, it's an antidote to the the easy trimphalism of the earlier books, when Harry always triumphs despite the odds. this time, the odds bite him in the ass, knock him down, and continue to kick him while he's laying there. OotP isn't perfect: like all the later Harry Potter books, it could use a good editor, and the whole teenage anger thing gets a little worn (although perhaps it's meant to). but i reckon OotP is probably the most underrated Potter book and, if done right, could be one of the strongest films.
Movies have underplayed Snape too much by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 07:28:20 AM
His rivalry with Harry's father has been lost, his relationship to Black and Lupin wasn't even established for their encounter in PoA (nor was the meaning of Harry's petronus or the makers of the Map), and yet even knowing the Harry/Snape rivalry needs to be building for the next movie, they STILL barely use him in this movie? I am so sick of reading "we don't get much of Snape" for every fucking movie. I think the movie writers are idiots. A little goes a long way, but sometimes too little is just too little. I this case, too little writing talent. **************************** ** Also, that first reviewer should be ignored since he obviously just wanted to use a cliche about franchises getting worse with time and lumped anything that was another franchise in as an example. He probably said Star Wars and the Matrix when he saw Return of the King, and will probably mention the Harry Potter franchise getting worse when he plants...I mean, reviews Pirates of the Carribean 3.
Bruce Willis is a ghost! by just pillow talk	Mar 13th, 2007 07:29:42 AM
Can't believe he didn't notice. "Oswald was a fag."
agreed Drath by just pillow talk	Mar 13th, 2007 07:34:10 AM
Understanding the need to cut out/down on some parts of the books, the lack of Snape is not a good idea.
Too Assrapey!!! by boba_rob	Mar 13th, 2007 08:09:05 AM
Hi-o!!
Soylent Green is People!!! by boba_rob	Mar 13th, 2007 08:09:32 AM
It's People!!
The planet of the apes is really future earth! by boba_rob	Mar 13th, 2007 08:10:01 AM
Gasp!
Rosebud is a sled! by boba_rob	Mar 13th, 2007 08:10:37 AM
A f***ing sled, but a nice one.
Oldboy fucked his own daughter by Jumping Windows	Mar 13th, 2007 08:11:56 AM
What a retarded movie.
WAIT...ROSEBUD WAS A SLED...???? by Gunslinger1919	Mar 13th, 2007 08:19:52 AM
I thought it was a vagna....! --G
That's a good one...! by Damned if I can login	Mar 13th, 2007 08:30:07 AM
"Thank God Peter Jackson came along and gave us a damn near perfect film adaptation." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! Thanks man...I really needed a good laugh this early in the morning! Oh, and I, to would pay to see Malfoy Jr. get assraped. Now that's comedy!
E.T. GOES BACK HOME ON A SPACESHIP by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 08:33:31 AM

Harry is Tony Blair by kevinwillis.net	Mar 13th, 2007 08:40:00 AM
Ron Weasley is George Bush. Hermione represents Margaret Thatcher. Dudley represents Michael Moore. Damn all the politics in these movies! Plus, the homoerotic relationship between Ron and Harry is a little over the top. When Harry tell's Ron: "I just do not know how I might quit you," and the pulls his pants down, it just ruins the magic of it for me.
believability by Tsubame Gunkan	Mar 13th, 2007 08:42:25 AM
Order of the Phoenix was my favorite book right up until no one from Harry's group of friends died or was mamed. So you are telling me that the Death Eaters who have been masters at the dark arts for years and kill and mame people just for fun couldn't take out any of Harry's Phoenix groupies who had only been training on defense against the dark arts for like 9 months. I still cant get around this. Someone explain to me how these Death Eaters should even be feared if these little unexperienced punks can stop them. You would think that all the adults would just go mop the floor with Death Eaters.
It takes 250 pages to get to school. by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 08:45:41 AM
What a load of crap this book was. It took nearly the length of the first book for Harry to start the next year of schooling and the book to actually start. I agree, get an editor. The other 600 pages pretty slow too. "Snape kills Dumbledore" (HP6) a little faster read. Hope "Harry Potter Dies" (HP7) is better. "Harry Potter's Friend Dies Really Fast" is still my favorite book.
Elton John is gay by Forestal	Mar 13th, 2007 08:47:49 AM
...
Spoiler Warning by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 09:01:34 AM
Saw this last week, they made it a little more "kid-friendly" Dumbledore doesn't die, he just gets knocked out for awhile
darth by lionbiu	Mar 13th, 2007 09:02:25 AM
....I agree slightly but Snape was underused in the Ootp Book anyway. I don't think the wirters are idiots, just that more than one screenwriter should be used.
Kloipy by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 09:10:40 AM
Yer dumb.
jimbo by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 09:12:46 AM
thanks man, i feel i can now take on the world with that Bush-like comment. Down with rednecks
what was so great about POA by Pixy0116	Mar 13th, 2007 09:15:21 AM
Everyone talks about how Azkaban was the best when it was the one movie the least like the book (which happens to be one of my favorites in the series) I mean so many important things were left out that i worried how the future directors and screenwrites would be able to tell the story. GOF was awesome and much more like what I expected from the HP franchise. If OOTP is anything like 4 then I'm set! I can't wait to see the Weasley Twins taking flight from Hogwarts and Harry leading the DA.
whoever said J.K. Rowling needs an editor by Lost Prophet	Mar 13th, 2007 09:38:15 AM
with balls is spot on. However, you find me a career editor at bloomsbury who is going to have the guts to say "I'm sorry Miss Rowling, but can you trim 300 odd pages of self-indulgent tripe out of this bloated novel?" I also wonder why nobody ever picks up on the blatant Gollum-speak that she gives Kreacher. Not a good book.
LOTR, and HP by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 09:46:09 AM
are the most over rated crap fests of all times. Why ruin books with stupid movie adaptations that can't grasp what the human imagination is capable of. Also Star Wars movies are the worst movies of all time. I'd rather be forced to watch Monkeybone over and over again than to ever listen to some fucking muppet talk about the "force" or a bunch of dickheads prancing around.
THE WORM IS THE SPICE!!! by Prague23	Mar 13th, 2007 09:48:38 AM
Goblet of Fire was a terrible movie because it showed you what happened but not why (you don't even know who won the Quiddich World Cup from watching the film!). And in many cases it removed the meaning from those events that the film showed and worse yet, changed their meaning! It removed Dobby and that whole motif with Hermione's worker's rights movement and I'm sure that Phoenix will change a lot of the plot as well to conveinantly push the story forward like Goblet did. Obviouslly a lot will left off the screen but I hope what's there in this film actually contains the meaning it's supposed to instead of just looking nice. Soooo much great stuff with Snape (and others) was left out of Goblet I can't fuckin believe it. The foot-caught-in-the-staircase scene when Harry's got on the invisibility cloak for instance. But as long as Ginny gets a lot of screen time I'll keep my list of complaints pleasantly to myself, maybe. But I hope Harry's lines are heavily edited and carefully selected from the book because all that fucking whining he does makes him sound like a AICN talkbacker and nobody wants to see or hear a film about those people!
Lois Lane Gets Killed by Snookeroo	Mar 13th, 2007 09:54:22 AM
But Superman reverses everything by flying around the earth backwards real fast. Image taking a dump at that precise moment.
Goblet should have started at the Cup by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 10:02:02 AM
Ball flying through the hoop or Krum smashing an Irish dude into the ground. Much better than snakey. Could have held Snake part for later. Whoever said these movies start boring was spot on too. This open sounds great though.. Oh and the Yer Dumb was "dumb" as in funny. Like "your so stupid". In case you didn't know Dumbledore dies in 6 not 5. So I thought you were being silly. Guess I was wrong. My sarcasm is recended. Love you though.
love is everywhere by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 10:04:45 AM
well thanks :)
SECRET OF THE CRYING GAME by Gengar	Mar 13th, 2007 10:11:09 AM
IT'S A DUDE!
Fiennes and that other guy... by purplemonkeydw	Mar 13th, 2007 10:15:09 AM
Classic. Gambon is a total badass. I've liked him in pretty much anything, but talk about range? How about playing a president from Texas and pulling it off (see HBO LBJ PDQ). Oh, and your mom.
This series needs to end by Itchy	Mar 13th, 2007 10:17:05 AM
and Emma Watson needs to change her image by ripping her shirt off and showing those tits. Isn't that legal in UK movies at her age ? Whatever, all I've got to say is whoever cast her had a pretty damn good eye for talent.
UMBRIDGE LIVES! by ROBE	Mar 13th, 2007 10:18:56 AM
As I said before OotP was not my favourite book in the series, what with a moaning Harry and the fact that Umbridge doesn't get killed by the Centaurs at the end. WHY?
hey itchy by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 10:20:44 AM
are you on the Megan's Law list?
THE EWOKS THINK C3PO IS A GOLDEN GOD, EVERYBODY PARTIES by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:26:00 AM

"at this point I think I'm spoiling it too much" by Trazadone	Mar 13th, 2007 10:26:38 AM
You think? Jesus, this isn't a review it's a 4th grade book report (e.g., "and this happened, and then this happened..."). Jesus, Harry, how about only posting reviews from people who have actually read the books? I'm so sick of people saying things like, "And then a blonde girl did this..." What poorly written reviews.
THE HERO OVERCOMES ADVERSITY AND WINS THE GIRL by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:28:02 AM

COMMISSIONER GORDON HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:29:48 AM

From someone who has read the books by Trazadone	Mar 13th, 2007 10:29:53 AM
This film is based on arguably the worst book in the series. Even J.K. acknowledges that she experienced "writer's block" when she worked on it and it shows. As someone noted above, they don't even get to the school for half the book and by the end of the story not all that much happens. Book 6 was terrific, however, and I look forward to seeing it on the screen.
MALFOY JR. HAS AN INSATIABLE PENCHANT FOR by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:32:06 AM
aw, forget it.
IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM, A CRAZY MAGICAL DREAM by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:32:51 AM

DANNY NOONAN SINKS THE PUTT, EVERYBODY GETS LAID by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:34:13 AM

DECKER LOVES RACHEL, BUT HE'S A REPLICANT TOO by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:36:18 AM

BOB NEWHART WAKES UP NEXT TO SUZANNE PLESHETTE by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:38:37 AM

Potter needs to be a TV series. by veritasses	Mar 13th, 2007 10:39:49 AM
I've said this before but the Potter books have way too many rich, interesting stories and characters to shoe-horn into a 3-hr movie. Make each book a full season (American because they have the $$ for the effects) TV series and it'll be a huge hit.
THE SHARK EXPLODES, AND THEY SWIM BACK ON FLOTSAM by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:42:18 AM
or is it jetsam.
SAM LOOMIS SHOOTS SHAPE SIX TIMES ! ! ! by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 10:44:35 AM
and there's not a GTAS mask in sight.
The age issue by BizarroJerry	Mar 13th, 2007 10:50:55 AM
I don't know why people think that the actors will get too old to play kids. They'll probably only end up being a few years older than the characters are supposed to be. Hollywood regularly casts 25-30 year olds as high school kids. What's the difference?
He denies being Brokeback by Lost Prophet	Mar 13th, 2007 11:02:02 AM
I asked. And Everything.
Mr Twit is a TWAT by powervideo	Mar 13th, 2007 11:03:10 AM
"How many times do we see other big franchises (Stars Wars, Lord of the Rings, etc.) start off with a bang and then blow out like a candle?" Ms Twat, you idiotic windbag, LOTR's last film, Return of the King, won two billion oscars including Best Picture. How is that "blowing out like a candle"? What a dildo-ish hater. And a rank amatuer review at that.
A BELL RINGS, CLARENCE GETS HIS WINGS. by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 11:04:40 AM
That's right, Zuzu.
RIPLEY BLOWS THE AIR-LOCK, QUEEN SUCKED OUT TO SPACE by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 11:08:14 AM

Redwing, I tip my proverbial hat to you by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:28:20 AM
I'll Paypal you the 2 bits....;)
re: Damned if I can login by Ingeld	Mar 13th, 2007 11:28:35 AM
You said, "Oh, and I, to would pay to see Malfoy Jr. get assraped" From what I have been told you can probably download a lot of homosexual porn for free on the internet. Of course, if you can't stay away from the the pedophilia stuff you should get therapy. By the way, all three of Jackson's LOTR movies were great (not perfect) but great.
The Nazis die when they open the Ark; Belloq explodes by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:30:04 AM
Toht melts away like a Cadbury creme egg on a 100 degreee Easter day.
JOE IS THE "JEWEL"; OMAR DIES A FIERY DEATH! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:31:03 AM
Devito becomes a Suppi.
Norman Bates is his own mother! by Blanket-Man	Mar 13th, 2007 11:31:56 AM
So says Ralph Malph! Actually, he said "Tony Perkins is his own mother!" DUH!
MICHAEL CORRLEONE TAKES OVER FOR DEAD DAD by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:33:31 AM
Sonny gets gunned down at a tollbooth. Moe Green's out of the Tropicana.
Christ returns, the dead rise and are judged. . . by Ingeld	Mar 13th, 2007 11:33:40 AM
the damned are cast into Hell. The faithful enter heaven. Wait a second. That's not a movie. That's how the world will end. Sorry, I should have put a spoiler alert up.
Dr. Zivango... by rev_skarekroe	Mar 13th, 2007 11:33:59 AM
...wasn't he in Planet of the Apes?
AUDREY II IS A MEAN GREEN MOTHER FROM OUTERSPACE! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:34:42 AM
Seymour and Audrey originally died, though.
THE GRIZWALDS MAKE IT TO WALLYWORLD, BUT IT'S CLOSED by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:38:10 AM
They kidnap John Candy and force him to open thew rides for them. Mr. Wally is a nice guy about the whole thing.
THE GRIZWALDS MAKE IT BACK FROM EUROPE! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:38:57 AM
Audrey and Jack break up (i think....?)
GRACE DIED THIRTY YEARS AGO by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:39:54 AM
Clark gets a year-long subscription to the "Jelly of the Month" club
GWYNETH'S HEAD IS IN THE BOX IN THE FILED! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:41:25 AM
Pitt shoots Spacey anyway.
GWYNETH'S HEAD IS IN THE BOX IN THE FIELD! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 11:41:46 AM
Pitt shoots Spacey anyway. (this is probably gonna double-post.)
ALEX GETS CURED, ALRIGHT by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 11:45:44 AM

DAVE BECOMES A COSMIC BABY by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 11:46:42 AM

OTTO FLIES OFF IN THE CAR WITH MILLER by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 11:48:15 AM

SID AND NANCY BOTH DIE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 11:48:50 AM

CORINNE BURNS REFORMS THE FABULOUS STAINS by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 11:49:33 AM

THE CASTAWAYS FINALLY GET OFF THE ISLAND by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 11:53:34 AM
But then return to make it a resort.
MUPPETS DO TAKE MANHATTAN by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:02:52 PM
Animal becomes Boss Tweed 2.0
SALIERI IS THE MAN IN BLACK by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:03:28 PM
Mozart shoots his dad and joins the Texas Rangers.
VINCENT VEGA SHOT ELVIS STYLE (on the shitter) by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:04:54 PM
Jules enjoys a tasty burger
RALPHIE GETS HIS RED RYDER BB GUN by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:05:32 PM
Randy get a frickin zepplin (whoopee!)
FLASH DRIVES A NEEDLENOSE SHIP INTO MING'S BODY by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:06:30 PM

CAPTN MAUZER'S ACADEMY LOSES TO LASSARD'S by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:06:59 PM
Mahoney always wins.
TRAVIS BECOMES A HERO AND DRIVES OFF by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:08:18 PM
But, it might all be a dying vision or it might be real - no one knows.
JOHN AND RUSSELL SAVE THEIR PLATOON IN CZECH by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:08:56 PM
Captn Stillman is banished to research in the South Pole. Sgt Hulka and John get together for drinks and a Sunday BBQ
THE DANCE ACADEMY IS RUN BY WITCHES by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:11:24 PM
And the Directress is the Ancient Witch.
MCLAINE BLOWS UP THE PLANE AS IT TAKES OFF by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:11:53 PM
Stuart and Esperanza die a fiery death. Dulles re-opens. An old lady kicks Thornburg in the nuts.
THELMA AND LOUISE DRIVE THE CAR OFF A CLIFF by QuinnTheEskimo	Mar 13th, 2007 12:12:11 PM
Butch & Sundance die. Bonnie and Clyde die. The martians, it turns out, are allergic to being on Earth. Spock dies. Viggo Mortenson actually IS Joey.
JOHN SAXON KILLS THE KILLER THEN BECOMES THE KILLER by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:13:00 PM
And the first killer is the gay journalist.
SANDRA BULLOCK FALLS ON HER ASS AND IS CURED OF RACISM by QuinnTheEskimo	Mar 13th, 2007 12:13:58 PM
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
LANE MEYER GETS THE FRENCH GIRL! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:14:49 PM
Johhny never gets his Two Dollars
IN ADDITION TO BEING JOEY by QuinnTheEskimo	Mar 13th, 2007 12:15:05 PM
Viggo Mortenson kills the fuck out of everybody, except his wife, who he just fucks the fuck out of.
TONY LEUNG LIVES AND SAILS AWAY ON HIS BOAT by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:15:50 PM

JAMES BOND GETS REPEATEDLY HIT IN THE BALLS WITH A ROPE by QuinnTheEskimo	Mar 13th, 2007 12:16:48 PM
But you bet your ass he will return.
SINBAD ESCAPES FROM ISLAND OF COLLOSSA by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:17:44 PM
He gets the princess and they set Burani the genie free.
JERRY MITCHELL WINS THE FIGHT by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:18:35 PM
And Buddy Revell is one of the guys who buys stuff from the school store to help them rebuild and recover the stolen money.
DANIEL LARUSO BEATS JOHNNY WITH CRANE KICK by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:20:38 PM
He should be put in a body bag, nyeh-heh-heh-heh-heh
TOM HANKS WISHES TO BE A KID AGAIN by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:22:17 PM
Is he still friends with Liz Perkins?
THE HEADMASTER IS SHOT BY MICK'S GIRL by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:22:21 PM

JOE BEATS THE VOLCANO; ENDS UP WITH MEG RYAN by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 12:22:44 PM

DIRK DIGGLER WHIPS IT OUT ON CAMERA by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:23:28 PM

SEPHIROTH KILLS AERITH by dtpena	Mar 13th, 2007 12:24:31 PM
A
THE TITANIX SINKS by Lost Prophet	Mar 13th, 2007 12:25:08 PM
Bet you never saw that one coming.
whoops by Lost Prophet	Mar 13th, 2007 12:25:39 PM
THE TITANIC SINKS, even.
Critters eat people by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 12:29:14 PM
come back 3 more times
LIGHT BRIGADE MASSACRED; CAPT. NOLAN KILLED by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:31:40 PM

Nilbog is Goblin backwards by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 12:32:34 PM
stoners rejoice
ONLY KAZAN MAKES IT OUT OF THE CUBE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:36:56 PM

CLAY SHAW IS FOUND NOT GUILTY by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:40:37 PM

awesome by ej020506	Mar 13th, 2007 12:41:35 PM
book five is my one of m fave book and looks like this movie is (at last) going to give it justice!
NICHOLAS CAGE DRINKS HIMSELF TO DEATH by Sidius	Mar 13th, 2007 12:42:45 PM
This is probably the most ridiculous thread collapse in the history of AICN. Ever. Oh and I am stoked for Potter...sounds great
PAUL JOINS UXIA UNDERWATER AS A SERVANT OF DAGON by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:42:49 PM

Doctor Sin by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 12:43:31 PM
I'm so happy you mentioned Dagon
Mr Anderson is the One by Teamwak	Mar 13th, 2007 12:47:51 PM
.
There is nothing missing from POA by Frijole	Mar 13th, 2007 12:48:07 PM
that can't be explained with a few lines of dialogue in this movie. I wouldn't be surprised if they saved Harry's dad's history with Sirius and the "Marauders" for this movie... If they focus on Harry and Sirius' relationship in this movie (which would be compounded by explaining things that were unexplained in POA) it makes the ending SPOILER that much more heartbreaking. I think they may have intentionally left that info out of the POA movie so as to give Harry and Sirius more to discuss and a closer bond in the OOTP movie.
EDWARD NORTON IS BRAD PITT IS EDWARD NORTON by Sidius	Mar 13th, 2007 12:48:20 PM
Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.
Peter Parker is Spiderman by Teamwak	Mar 13th, 2007 12:48:26 PM
.
Clark Kent is Superman by Teamwak	Mar 13th, 2007 12:49:11 PM
.
Sylvester Stalone takes Human Growth Hormone by Teamwak	Mar 13th, 2007 12:52:00 PM
Not quite the ending, but close. Sly, whatcha doing smuggling hormones, you fool!
SUTTER CANE"S BOOK PUBLISHED; TRENT GOES INSANE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:52:13 PM
Kloipy, we Elder Ones gotta stick together, ya know? ;)
Ryan Seacrest is Douchebag by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 12:52:18 PM
well, he is
SATAN IS AN ANCIENT LIQUID UNDER THE CHURCH by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:53:04 PM
And mirrors are dimensional portals.
Garbage Pail Kids are annoying by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 12:54:20 PM
not the ending, they just piss me off
THE COP AND "GOD" ARE BROTHER ALIENS by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:54:24 PM
Or something like that...
Beast of Gévaudan is an armored lion. by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 12:57:05 PM

Cannibal's get revenge by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 12:59:01 PM
but we are the true savages
THE TECHNO-CORE LIVES WITHIN THE FARCASTER SYSTEM... by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 12:59:33 PM
...as long as we're spoiling things.
JACEN KILLS MARA by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 01:00:41 PM
gotta love advance copies...
RUGEN IS THE 6-FINGERED MAN by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:02:02 PM

Laura set-up Emily by Teamwak	Mar 13th, 2007 01:03:21 PM
Know it?
WEIRD AL AND FRIENDS KEEP THE TV STATION by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:03:45 PM

THE PRIEST IS THE WEREWOLF by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:04:34 PM

Holy Crap by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 01:05:14 PM
I am laughing my fanny off.
JACEN KILLS MARA by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 01:06:28 PM
Star Wars Books?
ELAINE RUNS OFF WITH BENJAMIN, MID-WEDDING by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:07:00 PM

NED STARK IS NOT DEAD (FEATURED IN ADWD) by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 01:07:37 PM
his headless body fucks his zombie wife. winter is coming.
LINUS MISTAKES SNOOPY FOR GREAT PUMPKIN by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:09:27 PM

Ned kills his mother by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:10:15 PM
Go steve Go
NORMAN BATES IS HIS OWN DEAD MOTHER by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:12:02 PM

RICHARD NIXON RESIGNS by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:12:58 PM

RICHARD NIXON DENIS ALSO RESIGNS by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 01:14:21 PM
.
Jason Takes Manhatten by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:14:35 PM
dies in sewer
BLONDIE FREES TUCO A FINAL TIME & SPLITS THE GOLD by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:14:45 PM

Mickey Rourke fucks his own daughter. by shellfishh	Mar 13th, 2007 01:14:51 PM
I mean, Lisa Bonet in "Angel Heart". Who the hell knows what he did in real life?
She's her sister.... by shellfishh	Mar 13th, 2007 01:15:39 PM
.
She's her daughter... by shellfishh	Mar 13th, 2007 01:16:03 PM
.
THE KID SINGS PURPLE RAIN, AND BRINGS DOWN THE HOUSE by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:16:08 PM

She's her sister..... by shellfishh	Mar 13th, 2007 01:16:27 PM
SLAP!
mom drops macauly by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:16:33 PM
saves frodo
OPTMUS PRIME HAS FLAMES ON HIS NIPPLES by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 01:17:08 PM
where's the TINO TINO TINO guy at these days?
BILL KILLED by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:17:14 PM

VOGONS COLLAPSE, EARTH REBUILT by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:17:56 PM
Arthur and pals get back on the Heart of Gold. And the Infinite Improbability Drive effect turns into Douglas Adams' face.
SNOOP TAKES THE SOUL PLANE FOR ONE MORE RIDE by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:18:17 PM

David bowie has sex with 14 year old by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:20:19 PM
isn't that what that movie was about?
LADY VAN TASSEL CONTROLS THE HORSEMAN by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:20:31 PM

Bastian rides Falcore like a korean prostitute by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:21:05 PM
on arbor day
LORENZO GETS HIS OIL, AFTER ALL. by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:21:58 PM

BILL MURRAY LEAVES TOKYO by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:24:06 PM

CROCKET AND TUBBS CUDDLE by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:25:55 PM

DONNY DIES - ASHES GET BLOWN IN DUDE'S FACE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:26:08 PM

Koopa De-evolved by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:26:14 PM
Princess comes back with bad attitude
BABY NOT PUT IN THE CORNER by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:26:47 PM

IRON GIANT'S PARTS REASSEMBLE THEMSELVES by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:27:39 PM

parents trap killers a' la home alone style by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:28:29 PM
dad uses chainsaw
THE SPORTS TEAM IMPROBABLY WINS THE BIG GAME AFTER ALL by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:29:38 PM

C. THOMAS HOWELL IS A WHITE GUY ! ! ! by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:30:36 PM

Hobbits make it home; have sex by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:31:14 PM
with each other
Ace Venture pops black cherry by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:32:16 PM
hiliarity ensues
JENNIFER CONNELLY GETS NUDE, BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:34:19 PM
AICN loyalists scarred for life...,
HAROLD & KUMAR GET TO WHITE CASTLE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:35:38 PM

AMAZING PIG HERDS SHEEP INTO PEN ON NATIONAL TELEVISION by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:35:45 PM

Toxie rips mayor's intestines out by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:36:00 PM
hiliarity still ensues
MARTY MAKES BIFF HIS BITCH, GETS NEW TRUCK by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:36:50 PM

THE MONEY IS IN THE RABBI'S CHAIR, NOT HIS BED by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:37:20 PM
And, yeah - nine guys die.
DANNY AND SANDY DRIVE CAR INTO SKY, TURN AND WAVE by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:38:27 PM

THE FIFTH ELEMENT IS "LOVE" by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:38:30 PM

THE FONZ IS NOT COOL by THX1977	Mar 13th, 2007 01:39:23 PM
And i know what happens at the end of Harry Potter series
bruce willis sees himself die by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:39:33 PM
tg
RICHARD DREYFUSS GETS ON SPACESHIP, INTERIOR IS DULL by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:40:36 PM

JOHN BENDER DOES THE BLACK POWER SALUTE ON THE FIELD by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:41:36 PM

all freaks turned normal except by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:42:46 PM
stewie and keanu the dog boy
KIM BASINGER RECLAIMS HER DIGNITY, LEAVES MICKEY ROURKE by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 01:42:51 PM

POPEYE WALKS ON WATER...BRIEFLY by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 01:43:24 PM
somebody owes us an apology for that movie.
Chloe sucks some dick by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:43:37 PM
Vincent Gallo hates everyone
MR GREEN, IN THE HALL, WITH THE REVOLVER by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 01:44:33 PM
and he's not gay (because it was still the 80s).
Is this R-rated by Kusoyaro	Mar 13th, 2007 01:44:41 PM
So they can actually show Umbridge being raped by the centaurs, or is it just implied, like in the book?
YOUNG LADY CHATTERLY HOSTS AN ORGY by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:45:23 PM

mr. green wasn't gay by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:46:19 PM
he went home to sleep with his wife
HARRY POTTER FINALE ENDING SPOILER by THX1977	Mar 13th, 2007 01:46:29 PM
He goes home, he shoots his father. An' he runs away. An' - an' he joins the Texas- Rangers. How about that?
Explorers meet dumb aliens, ethen hawke by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:46:56 PM
flys around with girl
MAXIMILLIAN DEFEATED; CYGNUS ENTERS BLACK HOLE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:48:03 PM

davey hogan just pukes, thx by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:49:19 PM
hahahaha
Dark City is in space by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:50:18 PM
Mr. Book is dead
KIRK SHOOTS GOD WITH PHOTON TORPEDOES by QuinnTheEskimo	Mar 13th, 2007 01:51:05 PM
Or something. I didn't really get Final Frontier.
SPOCK DIES AND RETURNS A MONK by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 01:53:00 PM
Well he does, also Klompy has anyone told you yet that he dies in book 6 not 5.?
John Goodman kills spiders by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:53:26 PM
eats a whole ham
NATHAN LANES CHARACTER IN THE BIRDCAGE IS GAY by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 01:54:16 PM
You can hardly tell during the film though.
yeah they did by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:54:20 PM
I was just making that shit up anyhow
THE PHONE CALL IS FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 01:55:17 PM

cool ok by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 01:55:39 PM
I get anal about stuff like that.
after the nathan lane comment I'm sure you do by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:57:25 PM
Just kidding
the game was just a game by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 01:59:53 PM
who saw that coming
DUNNING IS OSTERZONE by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 01:59:53 PM
and hyde does not meet his former partner in the hotel, but he does leave with the teenage hottie.
oh im a total homo by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 02:02:58 PM
I love the cock, I was meaning that the thought of someone thinking poor Dumbledore met his seeming fate in this film and it had been cut would drive me mad though.
what, what, what by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 02:04:26 PM
is that really right about the descent, i thought it was a load of gollums?, scary movie i thought.
there were monsters in descent by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:07:23 PM
but she also went crazy
Ricky Ritardo, great username! by Snake Foreskin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:08:50 PM
You're a frakking douche.
gah by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 02:09:05 PM
I just gave it back to its owners after like 4 months at the weekend, I will have to buy it now. So where the gollums in her head then?
KEVIN'S PARENTS TOUCH SMOLDERING EVIL AND EXPLODE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:09:23 PM

Mac dies I don't know what happens to me by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:10:46 PM
I can't remember
I have an eleven inch penis. by Snake Foreskin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:10:57 PM
It's sitting in my freezer. I'm not sure who it belonged to, but it's all mine now.
CHRISTAIN SLATER SURVIVES TRUE ROMANCE by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 02:12:42 PM
I thought there was monsters as well as homicide.
BILLY RAY, LEWIS AND THE HERMAPHODITE GO TROPICAL by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 02:13:59 PM

TINO! (Hyperion, you called?) by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:14:13 PM
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The monsters have gone again by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 02:14:31 PM
Im not a betting dude, I will rewatch though not on my own, I watched signs on my own and nearly pissed myself.
BSB, i'm not sure by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:15:39 PM
cause you hear the monsters closing in on her in the end. UK version. and the other girls are with her when they are trying to get out, and getting killed. and the girl who has the crawler jump on her when she is hanging from the ceiling and she stabs it, that seems real to me. not sure though
ANDREW MCCARTHY AND THE MANNEQUIN FALL IN LOVE by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 02:15:56 PM

"DANNY AND SANDY DRIVE CAR INTO SKY, TURN AND WAVE" by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:17:08 PM
Pound Sand, that one and "RICHARD DREYFUSS GETS ON SPACESHIP, INTERIOR IS DULL" left me in fuckin stitches. Maybe I'm just light-headed from not eating yet today, though.
ZACHARY MAYO GETS HIS JETS AND PAULA THE POLACK by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 02:17:28 PM

FAILED 'REBORNS' ARE THE COMPANY'S CADAVER SOURCE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:19:33 PM

Fred Savage and Howie Mandel kill Boy by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:19:35 PM
Little Monsters get happy
SHE KILLS BILL by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 02:19:58 PM
I really wanna rewatch the descent now.
mom and dad save the universe by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:20:40 PM
i guess the title says it all
UNCLE REMUS STILL A SLAVE; BLUEBIRD STILL FREE by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:20:43 PM
At least I think so. Haven't seen the movie since I was 2 (thanks Disney), so it's a bit hard to remember.
MARTY BLANK KILLS ACKROYD, WINS GIRL, DESTROYS BUSINESS by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:21:34 PM

THE PREAKNESS POOL IS CODE FOR A MILITARY COUP by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:21:36 PM
Pres. Lyman busts Gen. Scott; Col. Casey ends the coup.
TOM HANKS REACHES A CROSSROAD by Spikes Brain	Mar 13th, 2007 02:21:59 PM
Does he go left? Does he go right? Stupid volleyball...
John Ritter and Pam Dawber survive hellish TV gauntlet! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:23:48 PM
Jeffrey Jones is Satan
BSB, "The Others" is my fave ghost story EVER by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:24:38 PM
Midfucktacular.
the Chief kills Jack; vandalizes govt. property by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:25:18 PM
i didn't even see him shed a tear
JOE BEATS THE VOLCANO by Spikes Brain	Mar 13th, 2007 02:26:04 PM
Marries Meg Ryan, breaks up with her, moves to Seattle, rinse, repeat...
SCARLETT LOSES RHETT, CONTENT WITH RED DIRT by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:26:57 PM
Vows to rebuild slave-powered plantation.
Honestly excited about another Potter book or movie? by slone13	Mar 13th, 2007 02:27:05 PM
It's just the same shit over and over and over. It started to get old after the one with the tri-wizard tournie, whichever that was. Thanks God this series is coming to an end.
gage kills herman munster and mommy by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:29:12 PM
dad wrestles my buddy doll
MINOSO TORRES WAS IN ON THE CON... by dagriff	Mar 13th, 2007 02:31:32 PM
Honey Roy Palmer and Gabriel Caine win the whle fuckin' town from John Gillon.
THE WITCH KILLS EVERYBODY IN THE OLD HOUSE by Snookeroo	Mar 13th, 2007 02:31:43 PM
Blair Witch made me carsick. I want two hours of my life back.
HE GOT HIS ASS TO MARS by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 02:31:54 PM
and we all got to see the three fakest looking tits ever. one was ground off after the film and carmen electra was born.
ONE OF THE GAY COWBOYS GETS KILLED by Smashing	Mar 13th, 2007 02:32:23 PM
for shame.
GOODMAN DIES, DENZEL DIES, by Spikes Brain	Mar 13th, 2007 02:33:01 PM
Demon becomes a cat, Jagger and Richards get slightly richer on royalties...
PETER SELLERS WALKS ON WATER by Snookeroo	Mar 13th, 2007 02:35:58 PM
Who knew?
COBRA COMMANDER BECOMES A SNAKE by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:36:06 PM
Falcon and Hawk kiss and make-up
some kid has a flight with a navigator by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:37:22 PM
it was cool
RINGO GETS THE RED RING OFF HIS FINGER by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:37:43 PM

PIGGY KILLED; JACK SURVIVES by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:37:46 PM
twins still creepy
TED STRIKER LANDS SAFELY (?) IN CHICAGO! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:39:08 PM

TOMMY BOY SAVES THE COMPANY by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:39:13 PM
HOLY SCHNICKIES!
THE CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE KILLER IS JASON'S MOM by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:39:14 PM

SHANE KILLS JACK PALANCE by Spikes Brain	Mar 13th, 2007 02:40:03 PM
But doesn't come back sniff
PEDRO VOTED CLASS PRESIDENT; KIP MARRIES LAFONDA by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:40:13 PM

MCCROSKY PICKS BAD TIME TO STOP SNIFFING GLUE by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:40:31 PM
Rex Kramer chased by Indians; wears two pairs of sunglasses.
Christopher Walken loses russian roullette by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:40:49 PM
too bad
SPIELBERG TAKES MONEY, WRITES RECEIPT by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 02:41:31 PM
30 years later he lobbies to have all the guns in that scene changed to walkie talkies.
CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS STILL IN TROUBLE! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:41:39 PM
Big John Slade to the rescue?
"Check our clearance, Clarence." by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:43:03 PM
"Roger." "What?"
Hyperion, by your title, I thought you were talking TF by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:43:07 PM
then I read the rest. Fuckin ET changes...was that change SO necessary? Please, Schpielberg.
Lo-Pan kills children by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:43:38 PM
didn't happen but it fucking should have
ROGER MURDOCK PLAYS FOR THE LAKERS! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:44:54 PM
gets food poisoning from eatng the fish!
UNICORNS FREED FROM THE RED BULL; HAGGARD DIES by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:45:55 PM
right?
LUCKY, DUSTY, & NED SAVE SANTA POCO by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:47:46 PM

or, El Guapo loses to a PLETHORA of "AMIGOS" by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:48:08 PM

BRITNEY SHAVES HEAD; OD'S ON QUALOODS by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:48:47 PM
Oh, wait, that movie hasn't been made yet
GRAND & YOUNGMAN RETURN TO PARK; GO TO SLEEP by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:49:02 PM

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE DANCES; ARKIN DIES by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:49:53 PM

WINTHORPE AND VALENTINE TAKE DOWN THE DUKES by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:51:17 PM
by cornering the market!
Jodie foster meets aliens:everyone hates her by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:51:27 PM
fuck that movie
JESUS BLEEDS, DIES, RETURNS by Spikes Brain	Mar 13th, 2007 02:51:38 PM
Mostly bleeds...
Nell talks like a retard, nothing else happens by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:53:37 PM
Tay in da win
LUCAS LEARNS PARRY SAW HIS WIFE'S MURDER by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:53:58 PM

SHEEN EXECUTES COL. KURTZ WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE! by AshesOfDonnie	Mar 13th, 2007 02:54:22 PM
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning"
PACE REMOVES DISGUISE, DRIVES AWAY by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:55:29 PM
93 cars in 97 minutes. Yeah, go 1970s!
AFRICAN QUEEN SINKS; CHARLIE AND ROSE SWIM AWAY SAFELY by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:56:21 PM
zzzzzzz
SEAN BEAN HAS THE KID by Spikes Brain	Mar 13th, 2007 02:56:34 PM
and proceeds to get typecast for the rest of his career...
HAL KILLS THE ASTRONAUTS ON BOARD by AshesOfDonnie	Mar 13th, 2007 02:56:58 PM
"OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL"
GALACTIC REPUBLIC FORMS AN ARMY, LUCAS PLUNDERS WALLETS by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:57:51 PM
you know it to be true
Work day ends, I go home by Kloipy	Mar 13th, 2007 02:58:09 PM
take it easy everyone
Harry Potter orders the phoenix by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 02:58:28 PM
and later shits a live bird into Hermione's mouth, new slash genre is born.
KOLCHAK DEFEATS MONSTER; STORY BURIED by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 02:58:39 PM

JACK CHASES FAMILY WITH AXE; DIES IN SNOW by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 02:59:11 PM
Jack ends up in hotel painting!
PERMIAN HIGH DOES NOT WIN THE H.S. TEXAS BOWL by AshesOfDonnie	Mar 13th, 2007 02:59:45 PM
BILLY BONG THORNTON
DETECTIVE BURNED ALIVE IN HUGE WICKER MAN by Spikes Brain	Mar 13th, 2007 03:00:36 PM
Not the bees!
THE SALAD WAS IN THE PIZZA'S BEST INTEREST. by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 03:01:36 PM
:/
BLANKMAN SAVES THE DAY by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 03:02:13 PM
I can't honestly recall much more of the plot...
Later Kloipy; Hyperions you sick bastard... by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 03:03:05 PM
...that's hilarious
KEENAN IVORY WAYANS DEFEATS MR.BIG; JIM BROWN's BUNNION by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 03:04:05 PM
EXPLODES
Harry Potter by Necromunda	Mar 13th, 2007 03:04:27 PM
A new Harry Potter movie. Time to sit down and open a can of Who the Fuck Cares...
WEDDING SINGER MARRIES BARRYMORE by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 03:04:50 PM
Buscemi sings at their wedding
HAPPY GILMORE BEATS SHOOTER MCGAVIN by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 03:05:53 PM
Shooter gets ass beat in parking lot afterward by "Frankenstein".
MAN FIGHTS OTHER MAN IN SECLUDED LOCATION by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 03:06:10 PM
bad guy accidently kills himself, hero stumbles into good lighting. fade out.
JEREMY IRONS IS HANS GRUBER'S BROTHER! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 03:06:44 PM
Sam Jackson yells alot. McCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!
Stupid kid is NOT The Last Action Hero; Arnie is lame by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 03:07:52 PM
Man, I hated this movie when it came out
The LIES are TRUE; Jamie Lee becomes an Agent by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 03:08:32 PM
Eliza Dushku still hot.
PTERADACTYL EATS BABIES, OWN HEAD!! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 03:09:30 PM
no, but it should have
BRIAN CRUCIFIED; ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE by AshesOfDonnie	Mar 13th, 2007 03:10:23 PM
BIGGUS DICKUS
SEXIEST TOMBOY BEANPOLE PIRATE ON THE PLANET IS BORN by Hyperion Consul	Mar 13th, 2007 03:12:01 PM
and keith richard's is propped up in a corner somewhere with a old-timey guitar.
SAMULE L JACKSON IS THE BAD GUY... by AshesOfDonnie	Mar 13th, 2007 03:12:34 PM
SECURITY MAN TO THE RESCUE!
MOOKIE THROWS CAN THRU SAL'S WINDOW by Spikes Brain	Mar 13th, 2007 03:14:47 PM
Riot ensues, after which we all learn a little about humanity.
THE FIRST REVIEWER IS A PLANT by Ray Gamma	Mar 13th, 2007 03:18:47 PM
they really need to try harder to make the plants sound like real reviewers. come on, how stupid do you think we are......
SAL SHOT, SONNY ARRESTED by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 03:48:32 PM
Attica! Attica! Attica!
Leo arrests Matt Damon, but then... by pungaboy	Mar 13th, 2007 03:53:41 PM
that dude that played Chase in 24 shoots Leo in the head. Then the fat black guy shows up and Chase shoots him in the head too. Then Matt Damon shoots Chase in the head and gets away. Until Marky Mark shows up at his apartment and shoots him in the head while he's saying something stupid like, "Okay..." The rat walks across the window sill. Roll credits.
MAVERICK STARTS WORLD WAR III by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 03:55:14 PM
Hooks up with girl twice his age, makes go go eyes at iceman.
AIDS kills Tom Hanks by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 03:55:46 PM
Antonio Banderas hugs Denzel.
RUSSIAN MOB GUNS DOWN DENZEL by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 03:56:30 PM
Ethan takes the bus home.
RAY BROWER IS STILL DEAD by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 03:58:14 PM
Will goes to space, Corey goes to VH1, Jerry gets skinny and marries a model, and River dies with a needle in his arm.
FERRIS GETS A COMPUTER by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 03:59:54 PM
Jeanie gets a car and a nosejob.
THE RUSSIANS KILL EVERYONE by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 04:00:52 PM
Except Lea Thompson and the other guy. Somebody leaves a flag there.
Harry Potter vs. LOTR by spectrebeeyatch	Mar 13th, 2007 04:01:42 PM
First off LOTR started better FOTR was a good movie. The first two Harry Potter films were solid but amazing. But Harry Potter will end better than LOTR because that is a fact. ROTK was pretty bad have you tried watching it again, it's hard to not press the scene skipping button. Also it has over a dozen endings and Harry Potter will have one amazing one.
JESS BENDS IT LIKE BECKHAM by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 04:02:43 PM
Is not a lesbian, marries a gay dude.
AKIRA HAS ALREADY BEEN DISSECTED by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 04:03:48 PM
TETSUOOOOOO!
MOOKIE THROWS A GARBAGE CAN THROUGH SAL'S WINDOW by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 04:04:29 PM
Fight the power.
CLAUDIUS DID IT by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 04:05:59 PM
Everyone dies. Horatio sounds the cannon.
SUPERMAN LIFTS THINGS by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 04:08:38 PM
stares through windows.
BATMAN BEGINS by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 04:09:09 PM
That's pretty much it.
Whoops by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 04:10:18 PM
someone else did a Do the Right thing one already, sorry
LONESTAR IS A PRINCE by porkchop_Xpress	Mar 13th, 2007 04:10:59 PM
funny...she doesn't look druish!
RAY LIOTTA ORDERS SPAGHETTI WITH MARINARA by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 04:18:23 PM
He gets egg noodles with ketchup
THE DRUG LORD AND THE MARIACHI ARE BROTHERS by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:25:26 PM

HE'S STILL INSIDE THE BANK; WALKS ON OUT LATER! by JasonPratt	Mar 13th, 2007 04:27:01 PM
Sherlock Holmes to be prosecuted as Nazi war criminal, talks dirty to Nell, who does a suprisingly good job of seeming to be badass without actually ever doing anything.
MAX KILLS THE GANG THAT KILLED HIS FAMILY AND GOOSE by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:30:33 PM

CHILDMAN WAS TRYING TO SAVE HER ALL ALONG! by JasonPratt	Mar 13th, 2007 04:32:11 PM
Ends up as her unborn son. Overly hyperactive sequel commences; one of the girls died and was brought back to life by cute HPLovecraftian mollusk-demon. (PS, I agree, "interior is dull" is my favorite spoiler so far... {lol!}{bow!})
MOSES PARTS THE RED SEA; HEBREWS UNGRATEFUL! by JasonPratt	Mar 13th, 2007 04:36:51 PM
Orgy celebration interrupted with asskicking of the ingrates. Pharoah survives, repents, goes off to become king of Ninevah, leads city to God the first time a ridiculously unwilling prophet shows up. (Well, actually no, but that was one of the stories popular in 1stCE for explaining why Jonah was so successful, which makes a huge difference in what's being talked about in Rom 9, btw.)
HE'S WEARING A STOVE DOOR UNDER THE SERAPE! by JasonPratt	Mar 13th, 2007 04:40:03 PM
Actually, that could be three or four movies...
MOZART DIES, SALLIERI GOES INSANE by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:43:44 PM
F MURRAY ABRAHAM
HE'S TELLING A DAYDREAM TO IMPRESS A CUTE CUSTOMER! by JasonPratt	Mar 13th, 2007 04:44:42 PM
Or... was it? "Long live the king, baby..."
HARVEY PEKAR SURVIVES CANCER, LIFE STILL SUCKS IN OHIO by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:44:57 PM
F CLEVELAND
HOWARD STERN GETS OFF PLANE, GREETS FAMILY by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:48:38 PM
This is the wife he divorces. BABA BOOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MICHAEL DOUGLAS HAS A BEER AND CHEATS ON HIS WIFE by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:49:34 PM
GLEN CLOSE IS NOT HOT
Hey finky089! I want my two bits! by magic_ninja	Mar 13th, 2007 04:51:31 PM
That was one of my favorite Tales From the Crypt episodes.
THE KLOPEKS WERE REALLY MURDERING PEOPLE by slone13	Mar 13th, 2007 04:52:55 PM
I couldn't resist. It just seems so fun. And some of these are quite funny.
GANDHI'S ASHES ARE SCATTERED by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:53:04 PM
HE DIES AT THE BEGINNING OF THE FILM
KENNY GOES TO HEAVEN by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:54:35 PM
YOU BASTARDS!!!!
KING CONNERY REINCARNATED AS FIREMAN, PARENTS EXPLODE by slone13	Mar 13th, 2007 04:55:23 PM
...
TOM HANKS TURNS BACK INTO KIDS, GOES HOME NOT A VIRGIN! by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:56:01 PM
I LOVE THAT BIG PIANO
DIGNAM KILLS MATT DAMON, RAT WALKS BY WINDOW by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:57:05 PM
I CANT WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL
MEXICAN GETS DEPORTED, JAPANESE GIRL HUGS FATHER by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 04:59:41 PM
BABEL on.
JAGUAR PAW HATES MODERNITY, GOES BACK TO THE JUNGLE by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:03:07 PM
APOCALYPTO WAS GREAT!
FRATELLIS CAUGHT, HUGE MONGOLOID CREATURE GETS ADOPTED by slone13	Mar 13th, 2007 05:03:46 PM
...
MR. HENRY STEALS THE RICH KIDS STUFF by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:04:21 PM
And Luke Wilson gets Alien.
FRANKIE RIDES HUMUNGA COWABUNGA by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:05:17 PM
And beach bums rejoice.
JUDE LAW KNOCKS UP NICOLE KIDMAN, DIES by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:06:20 PM
COLD MOUNTAIN WAS GOOD
GENGIS KAHN LOVES TWINKIES by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:06:30 PM
And I'm still not sure if Joan of Arch was a dude or chick.
GENGIS KAHN LOVES TWINKIES by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:06:38 PM
And I'm still not sure if Joan of Arch was a dude or chick.
TOMATOS DON'T LIKE MUSIC by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:08:14 PM
And George Cloony Sees an opportunity to launch a career in a sequel.
TONY BLAIR GAINS SYMPATHY FOR THE QUEEN by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:09:09 PM
Helen Mirren was hot at the oscars
STANLEY GETS BACK HIS MOP! by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:10:25 PM
Was there ever a greater reunite in film history?
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE STRIPS, UNITES FAMILY by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:11:10 PM
AWWW
MY DAD WAKES UP by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:11:15 PM
No, wait, that's every movie I have ever gone with him to since I was a kid.
RE: Little miss sunshine stripping -- by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:12:32 PM
Harry catch this one?
VELOCORAPTORS ARE HERMAPHRODITES, HAVE MANY BABIES by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:13:55 PM
Why not?
GOF was a stinker by JohnWatersIsGod	Mar 13th, 2007 05:15:02 PM
Yeah, it stunk to high heavens. Horrible screenpaly, the thematic intent of the story was thrown out the window, character motivations were completely altered to create generic action-movie suspense, Dumbledore as portrayed in the script was completely at odds with the Dumbledore of the books and previous movies, the special effects and imagery were thoughtless and improperly lit, (how hard did you have to look at the screen to realize you were looking at the maze in the final task, a particularly embarrassing lapse of judgement), especially considering the material they had to work with, and nothing had any emotional impact. Basically, GOF failed in every aspect that the previous movie succeeded. And in response to whoever it was above who said this, Rowling never acknowledged having writers block during the creation of Order of the Phoenix. She took a break in the middle of writing it to work on other projects. She DID suffer writers block during the creation of the 2nd book, Chamber of Secrets, and it shows. I personally have no problem with the length of OOTP, but maybe that's because I like to read. And as for Harry being whiny, um have you ever met a teenager? Add in "my parents were murdered by a sociopath". I think his CAPS LOCK phase was appropriate in terms of character development. Sure, a little trimming of the adverbs is called for, but as for plot, it was fast-paced and thematically intriguing so I don't what people are complaining about. But again, I enjoy reading as a regular pastime, so maybe that has something to with it.
I ENTER THE ROOM AND NUT ON WINONA RYDERS FACE by Itchy	Mar 13th, 2007 05:16:55 PM
Oh wait. That isn't a movie. That's a dream I had after watching Beetlejuice back in high school.
RYAN PHILLIPE DIES, RESE PUBLISHES INFLAMMATORY JOURNAL by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:18:38 PM
TAKE THAT
SCHINDLER RUNS AWAY, RAPH FINNES IS HUNG by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:21:38 PM
Thank god for that.
HIDALGO WINS THE RACE by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:22:13 PM
Hey what the hell, I'm following the herd.
SERPICO SHOT, LIVES TO TESTIFY TO KNAPP COMMISSION by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:22:50 PM

SEABISCUIT WINS THE RACE by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:23:11 PM
then eats Toby Maguire.
KIMBLE'S FRIEND KILLED HIS WIFE, GERARD DOES CARE! by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:25:06 PM
And they made a shit sequel where Gerard's buddy gets killed predictably by Robert Downey Jr.
SCHMIDT FAILS TO STOP MARRIAGE, GETS LETTER FROM AFRICA by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:25:13 PM
underrate movie, about schmidt
ALL 300 SPARTANS DIE, THE VIRGIN DIES FIRST by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:28:28 PM
Xerxes takes a shit afterwards.
THEY BLOW UP THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:29:19 PM
But you have to see it to appreciate it.
REED PROPOSES TO SUE, JOHNNY FLAMES ON by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:30:16 PM
THING STILL A ROCK...I wonder how he has sex with kerry washington?
MICHAEL DOUGLAS DROWNS GLENN CLOSE IN A TUB! by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:30:38 PM
And then Anne Archer shoots her!
PEE-WEE FINDS BIKE ON WARNER BROS. LOT by Flim Springfield	Mar 13th, 2007 05:31:03 PM

GROUNDHOG DAY ENDS! by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:31:39 PM
Well...it did!
KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON DENZEL! DIES BY GUNFIRE! by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:33:28 PM
Too bad.
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN PORKS TERRI GARR by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:33:50 PM
Monster marrys his ex, all are happy.
THE STING WORKS by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:35:39 PM
And Terri Garr stars in the shitty sequel, she gets around.
WINONA RYDER GETS OLD. EDWARD SCISSORHANDS SCUPTS ICE! by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:36:00 PM
He would be great at weddings.
PLANT, PLANT, PLANTITTY PLANT PLANT by Snookeroo	Mar 13th, 2007 05:36:01 PM
But then, that's not giving anything away, is it?
GUY ASKING ME ABOUT GRINDHOUSE!!!?? by DHAMAKA2007	Mar 13th, 2007 05:39:06 PM
Well i am very busy in april so i cannot watch any movie. so my answer was wrong. I should have said April-Very busy cannot watch any movie.
MOM YELLS AT PRESIDENT! BRUCE WILLIS BANGS 5th ELEMENT by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:39:26 PM
I like that movie
MARTY GOES BACK TO THE FUTURE by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 05:40:42 PM
Then goes back to the past, then goes waaaay back to the past, then goes back to the future again. Where's my fucking flying car, Zemeckis, you bitch?
PRESIDENT BUSH FUCKS UP JOKE, THEN COUNTRY! by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:41:14 PM
MICHAEL MOORE IS A PROPHET.
AMITABH BACHCHAN DIES, FRIEND AVENGES DEATH by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:47:21 PM
SHOLAY
THE ALLIANCE MADE THE REAVERS! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 05:48:32 PM
It was the PACs.
JACK BAUER'S WIFE DIES!! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 05:49:14 PM
She no gotta eat no more.
TWO MEXICAN BOYS HAVE THREESOME WITH CANCER LADY by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:53:15 PM
They later discuss this over coffee Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN!
MAUDE DIES; HAROLD WEEPS by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 05:54:40 PM
I think he weeps, anyway.
MRS. GARP BITES OFF A GUY'S SCHLONG! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 05:55:16 PM
Ouch.
BOBBY DIDN'T DIE - HE ONLY SHOWERED!! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 05:56:15 PM
Dumb.
KIRK FELL OFF A BRIDGE!! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 05:57:06 PM
Worst...death...ever!
TIM ALLEN ABANDONS FAMILY, ADHERES TO THE SANTA CLAUSE by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 05:58:11 PM
What a sheep.
Drath by jimbojones123	Mar 13th, 2007 05:58:48 PM
9 more years.. Where are those hoverboards that Mattel has been hiding?
CHRISTMAS COMES TWICE A YEAR!! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 05:59:17 PM
The World is not enough
THE INCREDIBLES FIGHT MOLEMAN, DISREGARD SAFETY OF BABY by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 06:00:31 PM
AWW JACK JACK
SCHINDLER SAVES LOTS OF JEWS BUT DIES LATER!!! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 06:00:42 PM
Sad.
REDFORD AND NEWMAN SHOT BLANKS; THEY STUNG THE COP, TOO by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 06:02:21 PM
Great flick.
MCMURPHY GETS A LOBOTOMY; CHIEF BREAKS WINDOWS! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 06:03:03 PM
Sad.
SHAKESPEARE'S CHICK MOVES TO VIRGINIA!! by Stallion_Cornell	Mar 13th, 2007 06:05:06 PM
HE writes Twelfth Night
ANDY THROWS BLACKBERRY AWAY! DEVIL STILL WEARS PRADA by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 06:08:02 PM
Thats all
HANNIBAL LECTER CUTS OFF HAND, GIVES KID BRAINS! by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 06:11:46 PM
MMM im hungry
MIYAGI IS A PUSHY LITTLE BASTARD!!! by Wyatt Wingfoot	Mar 13th, 2007 06:11:59 PM
And Kreese likes it!
LITTLE KIDS TAKE OVER CITY OF GOD by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 06:15:45 PM
ITS A CYCLE OF VIOLENCE
THE ALIENS ARE ALLERGIC TO WATER by Sidius	Mar 13th, 2007 06:21:19 PM
...but land on planet that's 60% water and humid anyways. I say this even though I liked Signs. Sad.
JACK SPARROW DIES OF CANCER by Sidius	Mar 13th, 2007 06:24:29 PM
or so I heard...true story.
THE POLTERGEIST IS REALLY A HAUNTING by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 06:26:22 PM
Hey lady, stay away from the pool!!!
SUPERMAN BECOMES STALKER, DEAD-BEAT DAD, AND JESUS by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 06:27:07 PM
So no change for him really.
THE CHICK'S PUSSY IS THE NINTH GATE by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 06:27:53 PM
I think...
GIBSON AND GLOVER FINALLY GET TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT! by Drath	Mar 13th, 2007 06:28:36 PM
And so have I, my eyes are bleeding. So long.
PONCH AND JOHN LAUGH HYSTERICALLY, SCREEN FREEZES by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 06:32:11 PM

TONY MANERO STRUTS by Pound Sand	Mar 13th, 2007 06:33:24 PM

CHARLIE BUCKET LOSES- GOOD DAY, SIR!! by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 06:43:24 PM
And, I'm outta here for the day
It's no Indy IV, but this has been a pretty good TB by finky089	Mar 13th, 2007 06:49:35 PM
considering it could have been nothing but straight out Potter-bitching. Much more fun, says I!
Jesus Christ! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Mar 13th, 2007 07:03:16 PM
Did you guys all get out of school early today or what? Who in the world has the time to post this much nonsense ALL FREAKING DAY?
LEONARD IS SAMMY JENKINS BUT DOESN'T KNOW IT by slone13	Mar 13th, 2007 07:08:38 PM
Too obscure?
People by nicolescantlin	Mar 13th, 2007 07:21:18 PM
You know what pisses me off is when people say they didnt like certain Harry Potter movies b/c they were too KIDDIE! WTF Harry Potter IS a CHILDREN'S SERIES! Go to barnes and Nobles and u will find Harry Potter in the CHILDREN SECTION! STOP COMPLAINING about them. If you dont like them dont read them and COMMENT ON A HARRY POTTER PAGE! The 3-5 movies are all dark and unlike the books. Since when in any of the books did Dumbledore ever ran at harry and get mad at Harry like in the 4 movie. Ill tell ya NEVER! I LOVE THE BOOKS! So if your like 40 and ya dont like them that is probaly cause there CHILDREN'S BOOKS! grow the fuck up.
Rocky beats Drago, communism. by pdennett316	Mar 13th, 2007 07:23:19 PM
Yeah!
LUCY PULLS THE FOOTBALL AWAY AGAIN by Snookeroo	Mar 13th, 2007 07:38:09 PM
Charlie Brown is such a tool.
I enjoyed this talkback by iwontwin	Mar 13th, 2007 07:47:22 PM
now I Know the history of 20th century film.
SHE'S HER SISTER AND HER DAUGHTER! by Wyatt Wingfoot	Mar 13th, 2007 07:59:04 PM
It's Chinatown, Jake.
ZATOICHI WALKS ALONE INTO THE DUSTY SUNSET by Wyatt Wingfoot	Mar 13th, 2007 08:03:16 PM
Little kid/pretty girl/grateful populace plead with him to come back.
TRAIN MOVES TOWARD CAMERA by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 08:03:25 PM
That's it. That's the whole movie.
HARRY ANGEL IS JOHNNY FAVORITE by Wyatt Wingfoot	Mar 13th, 2007 08:04:59 PM
But doesn't know it.
HOWARD ROARK RAPES DOMINIQUE FRANCON by playahatersball	Mar 13th, 2007 08:06:35 PM
So she goes and screws his college roomate and his boss. Somehow they end up together. Also, skyscrapers are built.
MARY-JANE KILLED BY HARRY, ACCIDENT by performingmonkey	Mar 13th, 2007 08:11:44 PM
That's what happens, then Harry is killed by Venom in a big shock moment. The final scene is Peter with Gwen Stacey and the prospect of a new life (which we'll never see 'cause Raimi and Maguire are out for 4). One more thing, all these spoilers for other flicks and the big spoilers for Order Of The Phoenix aren't posted. That's maybe because a lot of people know what happens anyhow through reading the book or reading past spoilers? Also, why are these 'reviews' just a douche saying what happens in the movie? Give a fucking critique you morons. Anyway, Voldemort wants to hear the full Prophecy that was made 15 years ago (by Professor Trelawney) which was about Harry and him and how Harry is the one born to challenge the Dark Lord. He originally only heard half of it. Because Voldemort can't just walk into the Ministry of Magic and take the Prophecy (it's sort of stored in a glass ball along with thousands of other balls) he tries to trick Harry into going and taking the ball himself by giving him an image of Sirius being tortured at the Ministry. Only the people involved with the Prophecy can take the ball (that's why Voldemort can't just get one of his followers to steal it). The Death Eaters wait for Harry to pick it up then they appear and demand he gives them the ball, but the young wizards, now all trained up by Harry and ready to kick unholy ass with spells, fight the Death Eaters and escape into a room where there's an archway with a weird black veil in it which leads to...the afterlife(??). Sirius (Harry's Godfather, not uncle), Lupin and all the other adult wizards arrive to help but Bellatrix Lestrange KILLS Sirius by blasting him into the strange veil which flutters and he disappears into death (the 'Deathly Hallows'??). Harry goes crazy, as you would, and runs after Bellatrix who leads him to the main hall where Voldemort is waiting to get the Prophecy (which, unfortunately, has smashed!). Voldemort taunts Harry a bit but then Dumbledore arrives - the only one Voldemort ever feared. They duel (should be impressive in the movie) and Dumbledore casts a huge spell which we don't know what it does, it's speculated it's to try and remove Voldemort's power, but Voldemort still blocks it anyway with a huge shield spell, then Voldemort posesses Harry and...then it gets confusing, but the Minister for Magic arrives and sees Voldemort, proving once and for all that he's back, then Voldemort leaves (I'd say he just leaves rather than 'escapes'). Later, Dumbledore finally tells Harry the truth. It was prophecised that he would be born to challenge the Dark Lord and 'neither can live while the other survives' which means either Voldemort or Harry (or both...) must kill the other, it's fate. Harry is officially screwed. And fuck all you Whedonite masturbators.
THE KLAN SAVES AMERICA AND NO BLACK MAN WINS A DGA by PervOmatic	Mar 13th, 2007 08:24:40 PM
Racism sucks and what the hell have I started in this thread? Wowzers!!!
BASTIAN RIDES ON FALCOR IN THE REAL WORLD by Billy Goat	Mar 13th, 2007 08:36:59 PM
and chases the bullies into a dumpster.
"TO SERVE MAN" IS A COOKBOOK by Billy Goat	Mar 13th, 2007 08:45:15 PM
You know what, I was just about to spoil the twist ending to FRAILTY, then I came to my senses. Great talkback, but let's not go too far...
NICHOLAS CAGE FALLS OFF A BUILDING, BECOMES HUMAN by WickedMonster	Mar 13th, 2007 10:39:07 PM
Ah...Follow the tide. Oh, and he can't hear the music at sunrise anymore, so he goes into the water and....end???
VOLDEMORT IS IN THE DIARY by WickedMonster	Mar 13th, 2007 10:40:34 PM
Chamber of Hermione's Secrets...???
THE DEVIL IS KEANU REEVES' FATHER by WickedMonster	Mar 13th, 2007 10:41:56 PM
Eeeks...Talk about the devil in the details.
JOE PANTOLIANO BETRAYS THEM ALL FOR A SIMULATED TASTE.. by WickedMonster	Mar 13th, 2007 10:45:08 PM
...of STAKE!!! WTF??
THE LITTLE MERMAID GETS LEGS AND MARRY'S THE GUY by WickedMonster	Mar 13th, 2007 10:47:48 PM
Hell, I could have settled for the same woman with the fish tail...and make mer-babies.
westley, buttercup, inigo and fezzik by amalthea00	Mar 13th, 2007 10:49:40 PM
ride into the sunset and humperdink lives (miserably)
ROBIN WILLIAMS COMES BACK FROM JUMANJI, IN LEAF UNDIES by WickedMonster	Mar 13th, 2007 10:50:58 PM
Okay...That was weird!!
HOUSE IS POSSESSED BY FAT DEAD WIFE IN BASEMENT by WickedMonster	Mar 13th, 2007 10:55:11 PM
Monster House...was cool!
UNDERGROUND SHIP FULL OF MARTIAN INSECTS by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 10:57:12 PM

Wow... by WickedMonster	Mar 13th, 2007 10:57:51 PM
So this is what it means by a talkback meltdown...Its been fun!
NICOLE KIDMAN FINDS THE MASK, CRUISE CONFESSES by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 10:58:55 PM

THE FOOD PROCESSING PLANT HOUSES ALIEN BLOBS by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 11:14:14 PM
And they feed off of nitrogen.
ASTRONAUT BECOMES TENTACLED MONSTER by Doctor_Sin	Mar 13th, 2007 11:16:16 PM
And he gets electrocuted on a scaffold.
BSB, Dick Laurent is dead by finky089	Mar 14th, 2007 12:16:58 AM
You know what I mean.
slone13 by QuinnTheEskimo	Mar 14th, 2007 12:28:29 AM
Not too obscure, but I already did it. Didn't remember the names though. So good job on that one.
"We don't get much of Snape..." (BOOK 6 SPOILERS) by Ribbons	Mar 14th, 2007 05:43:17 AM
Arrgh, every fucking time! I can understand him being underutilized in 'Chamber of Secrets.' The several cool moments he had in 'Prisoner of Azkaban' mitigates the fact that his frosty relationship with Harry's father and Sirius was barely addressed. But I was incredibly disappointed that they practically glossed over his entire subplot in 'Goblet of Fire.' The line about Snape being a former Death Eater was spat out so fast that I suspect most people unfamiliar with the books didn't even catch it, or at least not its significance. They certainly didn't catch the mortal danger he placed himself in by refusing to return to Voldemort's side, which was stated explicitly in the book but completely ignored in the film. He's on deck to kill Dumbledore in 'Half-Blood Prince' and at this rate there's hardly any evidence in the films for the audience to understand the complexity of that decision ("Complexity? It's freaking Harry Potter!"). How fortuitous that Cuaron filmed Snape throwing himself in front of that werewolf in order to protect the kids or you'd hardly even suspect that he was capable of good deeds. Eh, whatever.
i dont see the point of harry pothead by council estate scumbag	Mar 14th, 2007 05:50:45 AM
why the hell is this franchise so popular? the only people that like this shit are most probably nonces.
i dont see the point of council estate scumbag by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Mar 14th, 2007 06:31:59 AM
why the hell does he think his opinions are popular. only people who cant read and have no imagination are probably nonces. And lets face it, pal, you can probably barely read the terms of your ASBO or your signing on card, lol.
FLASH GORDON SAVES THE EARTH by Lost Prophet	Mar 14th, 2007 06:48:52 AM
Max Von Sydow is dead....or is he!
COUNCIL ESTATE SCUMBAG BREAKS TERMS OF HIS ASBO by Lost Prophet	Mar 14th, 2007 06:50:35 AM
and gets threatened with prison. But nothing really happens to him.
i dont see the point of council estate scumbag by just pillow talk	Mar 14th, 2007 08:07:12 AM
why the hell does he even bother posting? The only people who post nothing worthwhile are scumbags. Ribbons - I agree with you as with others who have mentioned the lack of Snape in the movies. To ignore such a crucial character in terms of his impact on others is pretty ridiculous.
Sarah saves Toby from Jareth by ECUPirate71	Mar 14th, 2007 08:31:24 AM
and they escape the Labyrinth
Cru Jones wins the race by ECUPirate71	Mar 14th, 2007 08:32:48 AM
and his "Rad" BMX racing leaves a mark in all of our hearts
Cheezle and JP release Demonik by ECUPirate71	Mar 14th, 2007 08:34:48 AM
while Dante gets high
And Harry "Pothead" by Frijole	Mar 14th, 2007 08:51:44 AM
..is not funny. Fucking 13 year old zit-addled humor. Spencer's Gifts joke t-shirt humor. Did you THINK that was funny, council? Do you think YOU'RE funny? Nonce.
And what's with this TB devolving like this? by Frijole	Mar 14th, 2007 08:54:41 AM
For fuck's sake... I'd like to talk about the movie. Not watch a bunch of people trying to one up each others "clever" uber-spoilers.
oi! BEHAVE, the lot of you! by council estate scumbag	Mar 14th, 2007 09:52:42 AM
i'm just merely someone sharing my opinion thats all. no need to act all crazy, and start hating on me. i'm simply not a fan of this franchise. it could be improved drastically, thats all i'm saying. now behave, the lot of ya, and get some thicker skins. most of ya wouldn't last 5 minutes on my estate. oh, and by the way i've only ever had 3 asbos- thats nothin' to be proud of. my best mate has had 9.
Lost by kbaker13	Mar 14th, 2007 10:03:24 AM
Where the hell is the new Lost Talk Back?
council estate scumbag by just pillow talk	Mar 14th, 2007 10:06:24 AM
Good behavior is never encouraged on these TB's....now then, I do agree that the movies have been less than stellar. It just seems that they missed the major points that they should have included. You mean you don't have guided tours of your estate?
OLD MAN AT BEGINING IS PRIVATE RYAN, HANKS DIES by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:26:11 AM
SPOILED!
THE VIDEO GAME IS A STARFIGHTER TRAINING PROGRAM by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:27:12 AM
this shit has been cracking me up all morning
just pillow talk by council estate scumbag	Mar 14th, 2007 10:27:13 AM
yeah. i'm from a rough london council estate, so i talk a bit harsh and to the point. if i dont like something you'll know about it. but i'm passionate about me films and i gotta lot to say about them.
NUMBER 5 IS ALIVE by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:27:40 AM
short circuit
KEVIN SPACEY IS KEYSER SOZE by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:29:25 AM
i'm gonna keep em comin
BLACK WOMAN HAS BABY, CLIVE OWEN DIES by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:31:12 AM
the human project
DOROTHY GETS BACK TO KANSAS, PROBABLY JUST A DREAM by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:35:49 AM
probably
CHASTITY BELT WON'T UNLOCK, A LOCKSMITH MUST BE CALLED by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:36:28 AM
men in tights
JIM CAREY WROTE THE BOOK by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:39:39 AM
23
HE BUILT IT, THEY CAME by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:40:48 AM
ghosts playing baseball
ANDY DUFRESNE DUG OUT USING THE POSTER TO HIDE THE HOLE by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:42:32 AM
rita hayworth
MILTON FINDS MONEY, GOES ON VACATION by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:44:20 AM
office space
SPLINTER DROPS SHREDDER IN GARBAGE TRUCK by Zeframillen	Mar 14th, 2007 10:47:12 AM
TMNT
BUD LOSES MECHANICAL BULL CONTEST, WINS SISSY'S HEART by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 11:24:27 AM

THE KILLER IS JASON VOORHEES' MOTHER ! by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 11:26:03 AM

ALIENS DEFEATED BY SIMPLY DOWNLOADING COMPUTER VIRUS by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 11:29:22 AM

GAS PLANT EXPLODES, MAX STILL MAD, by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 11:47:33 AM

JOE BUCK AND RATSO GO ON A BUSRIDE TOGETHER by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 11:49:25 AM

CHER COMES TO UNDERSTAND HERSELF BETTER by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 11:51:12 AM

Honeybunny has "gotta go pee" by electricitation	Mar 14th, 2007 12:15:28 PM
Samuel L. implores the bitch to "be cool", also doesn't consider a dog to be filthy animal, definitely dirty though
what the hell are you clowns on abaaht? by council estate scumbag	Mar 14th, 2007 12:59:52 PM
you aint talkin about pothead? you're crazy. at least offer some opinions like i did. jeez mate. nuva thing i wanna say is that Radcliff is getting a bit old to play pothead. wozee gonna be in the last film? 30? leave it aaht
ED WOOD FINISHES "PLAN 9" DESPITE BELA DYING by Doctor_Sin	Mar 14th, 2007 01:34:25 PM
Oh, and everyone gets baptized.
Zeframillen and Pound Sand by mrbong	Mar 14th, 2007 01:39:28 PM
i would imagine that neither of you, if you are indeed two people, are strangers to being called complete cunts, are you?
Boiled beef and carrots. Your having a laaarfffff! by Teamwak	Mar 14th, 2007 01:46:19 PM
.
ummm... by deadpool51	Mar 14th, 2007 02:06:01 PM
Didn't Return of The King win 12 oscars? how many has a harry potter films won so far?
I am not going to say that the first reviewer's a plant by jmyoung666	Mar 14th, 2007 02:14:22 PM
But he certainly reads like one. I am not someone to scream plant, but that just sounded like a sponsored review.
Hey, BSexyBack ! by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 02:15:35 PM
I tip my hat to your Revenge of the Nerds spoiler from yesterday. Well done. I also liked the Linus/Great Pumpkin one.
I agree with both sides of the LOTR trilogy debate by Jaka	Mar 14th, 2007 03:09:02 PM
They are all great, but not perfect. And I do believe the first to be the best and the third to be the most lacking. But they do not suck and they adapt, possibly, the most difficult literary work yet tackled with great respect and delicacy. Watching the three extended cuts back to back (even over a weekend) is a pretty damn incredible experience.
RENN WATCHES HIS OWN SUICIDE - TV EXPLODES by Doctor_Sin	Mar 14th, 2007 03:23:29 PM

ALVIN STRAIGHT MOWS ALL THE WAY TO HIS BROTHERS HOUSE by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 03:34:01 PM

DESPITE BEING OUTLAWED, REN AND ARIEL DANCE AND SHOUT by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 03:36:51 PM

THE GANG DRIVES OFF TO SCORE AEROSMITH TICKETS by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 03:39:30 PM

THE GOONIES SAY ADIEU TO ONE-EYED WILLIE by Pound Sand	Mar 14th, 2007 03:45:16 PM

CONAN CUTS OFF THULSA DOOM'S HEAD by playahatersball	Mar 14th, 2007 03:46:42 PM
The riddle of steel turns out to be bullshit. That's Crom, laughing on his mountain.
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN by playahatersball	Mar 14th, 2007 03:47:45 PM
or it gets the hose again
THE TITTY TWISTER IS AN AZTEC PYRAMID by playahatersball	Mar 14th, 2007 03:49:12 PM
The preachers daughter gets half the money.
JACKIE BROWN GETS THE MONEY, GOES TO SPAIN by playahatersball	Mar 14th, 2007 03:49:54 PM
The bail bondsman doesn't wash his hands.
DEEBO GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT by playahatersball	Mar 14th, 2007 03:50:43 PM
Smokey goes to rehab
Mrs. Danvers burns down Manderly by playahatersball	Mar 14th, 2007 03:54:11 PM
Rebecca killed herself, we never get the second Mrs. Dewinter's name.
CAINE GETS SHOT JUST BEFORE THEY LEAVE FOR ATLANTA by playahatersball	Mar 14th, 2007 03:58:08 PM
Ol' Dog cries. They shoulda thrown away that tape.
Q DROPS BISHOP OFF THE ROOF by playahatersball	Mar 14th, 2007 03:58:45 PM
You got the juice now, Q.
FROGS FALL OUT OF THE SKY. by playahatersball	Mar 14th, 2007 03:59:22 PM
Another three hours I'll never get back.
EARL NECK HIRES SETH TO BE A HOLLYWOOD IDOL by Doctor_Sin	Mar 14th, 2007 04:14:07 PM
And we never find out what nastiness was in the woodshed.
ELLE WOODS USES COSMO TO WIN COURT CASE by FluffyUnbound	Mar 14th, 2007 04:51:27 PM
Ali Larter avoid prison
KEVIN COSTNER AND HIS DAD HAVE A CATCH by FluffyUnbound	Mar 14th, 2007 04:52:19 PM
It was about you all along, Ray
THE ARK OF THE COVENANT KILLS THE NAZIS by 'Cholera's Ghost	Mar 14th, 2007 04:53:06 PM
Also, Indy couldn't blow it up, because it WAS history.
CARTMAN DESTROYS SADDAM by FluffyUnbound	Mar 14th, 2007 04:54:16 PM
Barbara Streisand's name is a word of power, like Muad'dib
IT ACTUALLY IS A BRIDGE TOO FAR by FluffyUnbound	Mar 14th, 2007 04:57:48 PM
The title is not joking
LAO CHE OWNS THE PLANE by Shaw	Mar 14th, 2007 05:27:37 PM
Nice Try
THE BET WAS FOR $1 by Shaw	Mar 14th, 2007 05:29:37 PM
But it's ok because they switched the crop report
THEY THREW OUT A RINGER FOR A RINGER by Shaw	Mar 14th, 2007 05:35:01 PM
I'm sorry your mom's a nympho
JUDGE DOOM KILLED EDDIE VALIANT'S BROTHER by Shaw	Mar 14th, 2007 05:41:28 PM
and he talked JUST... LIKE... THIS
SENATOR PALPATINE STAGED THE BLOCKADE by Shaw	Mar 14th, 2007 05:45:34 PM
IN ORDER TO GENERATE SYMPATHY FOR NABOO AND ENCOURAGE A NO-CONFIDENCE VOTE IN CHANCELLOR VALORUM SO THAT HE COULD THEN ASCEND TO THE CHANCELLORSHIP
BARBARA SCOTT HAS SEX WITH HER SON PAUL by Doctor_Sin	Mar 14th, 2007 05:53:31 PM

ED EARL PROPOSES TO MISS MONA by Doctor_Sin	Mar 14th, 2007 05:55:20 PM

THE TRACKS WEREN'T MADE BY A BUICK SKYLARK by Shaw	Mar 14th, 2007 06:10:51 PM
They were made by a Pontiac Tempest. And since both were made by GM they were both available in metallic mint green paint.
CHRIST! How Many Reviews now??? by conspiracy	Mar 14th, 2007 06:40:32 PM
And not ONE...ONE I say...description of how Emma Watson is looking?!?! F**k! Whats WRONG with you people!!!
Clive Owen was hiding in a hidden room by Teamwak	Mar 14th, 2007 07:14:23 PM
in the store room
Joan Cussak and Tim Robbins get away with it by Teamwak	Mar 14th, 2007 07:15:45 PM
.
Azizel gets away with it by Teamwak	Mar 14th, 2007 07:16:29 PM
.
but Jeff Bridges and Denzel get framed for it by Teamwak	Mar 14th, 2007 07:18:33 PM
.
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS by RingwormPete	Mar 14th, 2007 07:18:52 PM
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS
PALPATINE IS THE SITH LORD by RingwormPete	Mar 14th, 2007 07:19:42 PM
PALPATINE IS THE SITH LORD
BISHOP IS AN ANDROID by RingwormPete	Mar 14th, 2007 07:20:18 PM
BISHOP IS AN ANDROID
THERE IS NO SPOON by RingwormPete	Mar 14th, 2007 07:20:44 PM
THERE IS NO SPOON
I'M SPARTACUS by RingwormPete	Mar 14th, 2007 07:21:52 PM
I'M SPARTACUS
DOGS CAN'T LOOK UP by RingwormPete	Mar 14th, 2007 07:23:09 PM
DOGS CAN'T LOOK UP
PESKY KIDS RUIN EVIL SCEAM by RingwormPete	Mar 14th, 2007 07:30:40 PM
PESKY KIDS RUIN EVIL SCEAM
MAGGIE SHOT MR. BURNS by RingwormPete	Mar 14th, 2007 07:37:19 PM
MAGGIE SHOT MR. BURNS
BSB, Goonies was done like 3 times already by finky089	Mar 14th, 2007 07:45:38 PM
just busting thy cajones... frankly I'm surprised, or impressed, that this is still going strong today!
yeah, no shit. Just so long as they don't let Spielberg by finky089	Mar 14th, 2007 07:53:19 PM
at it. See'in what he did to Transformers. what with Bay and all. We'd probably end up with Troy in the gang and he'd end up getting Andy in the end or something fucked up like that. Troy, he's such a cheap guy!
TANGO GETS FUBARED by RingwormPete	Mar 14th, 2007 08:02:47 PM
TANGO GETS FUBARED
E.T. DIES by 'Cholera's Ghost	Mar 14th, 2007 08:41:29 PM
Wait...
HIM AND KIKUJIRO PART WAYS! by electricitation	Mar 14th, 2007 09:39:58 PM
music makes me cry, laugh.
HE BUSTS IT IN HER EYE! by electricitation	Mar 14th, 2007 09:40:51 PM
so do I
Manager pulls plug on Million Dollar Baby by ECUPirate71	Mar 14th, 2007 10:23:33 PM

Tony shoots Big Pussy by ECUPirate71	Mar 14th, 2007 10:24:29 PM

Computer learns no one wins in war by ECUPirate71	Mar 14th, 2007 10:25:14 PM
Would you like to play a game?
PROJECT X CHIMPS DIE FROM RADIATION; ONE FLIES AWAY by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 12:47:03 AM
LAME
NICODEMOUS SQUASHED BY BLOCK; RATS LEAVE ROSEBUSH by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 12:53:29 AM
AUNTIE SHREW STILL A YENTA
UNCLE FESTER REALLY IS...UNCLE FESTER! by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 12:56:44 AM
DANCE THE MAMUSHKA!
DR. EVIL TAKES THE BIG BOY BACK TO OUTER SPACE by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 01:00:25 AM
AUSTEN AND LIZ HURLEY HAVE A NAKED BREAKFAST.
FAT BOYS AND UNCLE ALBERT GO ON SAFARI by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 01:04:12 AM
Mark finally nails Carla. It's all a dream.
OPTIMUS PRIME MONOLOGUES ATOP MT EVEREST by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 01:46:41 AM
Damn you, Michael Dennis Bay! TINO!!!
MR. PINK IS A COP by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:04:23 AM
Everyone gets shot.
NED BEATTY GETS ASS RAPED by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:05:13 AM
Redneck makes him squeal like a pig.
NICHOLSON GETS A LOBOTOMY by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:06:07 AM
Big Chief Shit-in-a-bucket busts out a window with a water fountain and hauls ass.
COSTNER IS ACTUALLY YURI by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:06:48 AM
Dirty fucking Russian.
BUNNY WILL SUCK YOUR COCK FOR A GRAND by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:08:23 AM
Dude goes to look for a cash machine.
THE ELEVATOR DOOR SHUTS IN THE NICK OF TIME by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:09:19 AM
Whew! That was close!
DENIRO NEVER LEFT THE CIA by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:10:13 AM
He was after Seamus.
ISRAELI OLYMPIC TEAM GETS SMOKED by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:11:18 AM
Eric Bana kills the dirty bastards that did it.
JUDE LAW KILLS ED HARRIS by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:11:58 AM
Becomes hero of Soviet Union.
ETHAN HAWKE RETURNS TO VIENNA IN 6 MONTHS by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:13:00 AM
French cunt stiffs him.
NIGEL IS THE MOLE IN THE FRENCH RESISTANCE by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:19:22 AM
Gets fucked in the ass by a bull.
ED BECOMES A ZOMBIE by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:20:14 AM
Lives in Shaun's shed and plays video games.
ROYAL DOESN'T REALLY HAVE "THE CANCER" by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:21:36 AM
He dies anyway.
OGLETHORPE PLAYS by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:23:16 AM
So much for old time hockey. Eddie Shore weeps.
RICK SHOOTS MAJOR STRASSER by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:26:48 AM
Plane leaves. Usual suspects rounded up.
RETARD CAVES IN DWIGHT YOAKAM'S SKULL by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:28:26 AM
With a lawn mower blade.
BLUTO BECOMES A U.S. SENATOR by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:29:43 AM
Marries broad that wore a rubber glove to administer a handjob.
THEY CROSS THE STREAMS by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:30:22 AM
Marshmallow Man is toast.
JIM FUCKS A PIE by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:31:45 AM
Could have fucked an eastern European hottie but he prematurely ejacualted.
SPIDERMAN TAKES OFF HIS MASK by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:32:33 AM
Constantly.
DANTE'S GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 36 DICKS by Horace Cox	Mar 15th, 2007 02:38:38 AM
Not counting Dante.
Horace sucks cocks by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 08:26:59 AM
what the hell are you on about, son. you're acting like a complete wanker. stop fucking up these boards with your wierd shit, you ct. you're starting to piss me off now, you deformed ct.
mostly adults by just pillow talk	Mar 15th, 2007 09:01:47 AM
and they mostly come out at night...mostly.
thats good to hear by council estate scumbag	Mar 15th, 2007 09:15:38 AM
i just speak my mind, fellas. i wanna read film chat not wierd stuff like that geeza was posting.
Best.Talkback.Ever by Doctor_Sin	Mar 15th, 2007 09:39:33 AM

ROSS AND RACHEL GET BACK TOGETHER, JOEY MOVES TO L.A. by WickedMonster	Mar 15th, 2007 09:49:22 AM
...and gets cancelled!
BAMBI'S DAD DIES... by WickedMonster	Mar 15th, 2007 10:34:54 AM
..and children start crying all over the place...
council estate, once the TB has devolved like this by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 11:29:36 AM
...all you can do it sit back and enjoy the ride or just stop coming. Just my experience (thus I often join in. Maybe that makes be a deformed cunt, I don't know?)It's cool to speak your mind though.
Whatever became of Deus Vult, I wonder? by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 11:30:42 AM

Did he get taken away in the replign machine? by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 11:31:57 AM
or just get bored and stop coming around?
Grinch reforms! by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 11:32:32 AM

mrbong by Zeframillen	Mar 15th, 2007 11:59:44 AM
why the hostility?
Zeframillen by mrbong	Mar 15th, 2007 12:51:58 PM
because, as amusing as this with the older films, you guys are ruining some of the more recent ones for us outside the USA. Number 23 was one i was really looking forward to seeing, and it has not made it too far from the USA as of yet. not some twat has gone and given a massive & without warning spoiler on it that makes it pointless watching the film once you know what happens. i am all for a joke, but come on man, can't people here have the decency to respect the fact that not all film fans get to see the new stuff within minutes of release?
if you didn't want movies spoiled for you by Zeframillen	Mar 15th, 2007 01:30:02 PM
then why did you read every single post in this message board? there was no spoiler warning necessary since nearly every one of the over 700 posts in this talkback are spoilers, a fact that you obviously knew. Besides, i saved you some time, because 23 sucked ass. stop being a pussy
THE 39 STEPS ARE A SECRET TERRORIST ORGANIZATION by playahatersball	Mar 15th, 2007 02:42:11 PM
Mister Memory had the aircraft plans all along.
I can't believe somebody's complaining about 23 by finky089	Mar 15th, 2007 07:06:05 PM
for SPOILER reasons. My only complaint was that Jim Carrey was in it. hey-zeus.........
IT REALLY IS A MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD ! by Pound Sand	Mar 15th, 2007 07:15:26 PM

PEE WEE GETS LAID IN THE BUS, NOT AT PORKY'S by Pound Sand	Mar 15th, 2007 07:16:33 PM

CUJO IS KILLED by Pound Sand	Mar 15th, 2007 07:18:17 PM

BABY SPIDERS HATCH, WILBUR BOTH HAPPY AND SAD by Pound Sand	Mar 15th, 2007 07:21:38 PM

BANDIT, SNOWMAN AND FROG DRIVE OFF FOR CLAM CHOWDER by Pound Sand	Mar 15th, 2007 07:22:23 PM

MAX FISCHER PUTS ON A KICK-ASS PLAY ABOUT 'NAM by Pound Sand	Mar 15th, 2007 07:24:12 PM

OooP Movie Review by Donna46	Mar 17th, 2007 02:14:43 AM
Hi Moriarty, Great review. Why would anyone call you a stupid fucko anyway? You didn't really give away any spoilers in your review, at least not to anyone who read the book. Thanks again for the interesting review.
DATA GETS BLOWED UP, BUT HIS MEMORIES GET SAVED. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:14:32 AM
In his long-lost brother's head. That last Star Trek movie. Oh yeah, and the bad guy is Picard's younger clone.
KEANU BLOWS HIS BRAINS 'CAUSE SATAN IS HIS DADDY. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:18:57 AM
This one's been hashed out a bit. But I thought you ought to know about the suicide. I dunno why this little spoiler game amuses me so. All I know is that I have to join in.
JACK DIES, ROSE DOESN'T, MEAN FIANCE BLOWS BRAINS OUT. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:20:51 AM
Everybody's saying the boat sank, but everyone forgot the plot!
TESLA'S MACHINE DUPLICATES STUFF. EVEN MAGICIANS. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:22:36 AM
The Prestige. Hope you've seen it.
9TH GATE DOESN'T MATTER, IS A TEST. CHICK IS SATAN. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:24:52 AM
Hey Drath, are you hearing me? Man, the end of that movie sucked balls.
ILLUSIONIST FAKES LOVER'S MURDER. FRAMES BAD GUY. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:26:13 AM
The Illusionist. There's another new one I hope you've seen. And if you haven't, why are you reading these? How stoopid are you, anyway?
HOOCH DIES, BUT HAD PUPPIES WITH HOT BITCH. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:27:22 AM
Turner & Hooch.
GILBERT'S FAT-ASS MAMA DIES. KIDS BURN HOUSE. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:28:33 AM
So she won't have to be lifted out by crane. What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
DR. EVIL IS AUSTIN'S LONG-LOST BROTHER. THEY TEAM UP. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:29:33 AM
Austin Powers in Goldmember.
MYSTICS MAKE SKEKSIS FUSE BACK WITH THEM. by Vermin Jerky	Mar 19th, 2007 09:44:18 AM
Chick Gelfling dies, but gets brought back. Land is pretty again. (The Dark Crystal)

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