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Wow
by NudeandAroused
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:28:36 AM
Wow, really cool
Spidey's got the clap!
by Abin Sur
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:28:54 AM
Looks wickedly cool.
First?
by NudeandAroused
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:29:30 AM
Cool again. But still, I think that the movie will be great. Isn't this the last one that Tobey Maguire is contracted for?
Cool
by jimmy rabbitte
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:29:46 AM
.
Still like the one with the all blak suit better
by kinghenryVIII
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:30:07 AM
Gonna be a good time at the movies however you slice it.
We get some pretty cool posters these days!
by DerLanghaarige
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:31:40 AM
But we need more!
They should've used the 'reflection' image.
by dekionplexis
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:31:50 AM
A lenticular one.
Fuck Yeh!
by Tommy the Cat
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:32:38 AM
....!!!
So... how is this different?
by Tortle
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:33:16 AM
It seem pretty much the same as the ads for the other two movies to me. While there's something to be said for unity, there's also something to be said for distinction. The posters for the Spiderman movies just seem to all blend together.
Awesome!
by Johnno
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:33:22 AM
Me like!
Yet another great poster, although the racial analogy
by Daddylonghead
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:33:50 AM
reminds me H.P. Lovecraft... "There's a Deep One in the Woodpile!"
Not bad
by batou85
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:34:33 AM
I like the continuation from the first two installments. Anyone else think his fingers look a bit stubby though?
Laser-hair removal...
by Karl Childers
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:34:33 AM
will cure that awful back-hair problem, Spidey.
TOO BLACK!
by uss cygnus
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:41:12 AM
....It had to be said.
Not racial... masterbation analogy
by Boondock Devil
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:44:38 AM
Keep it up and you'll grow an evil alien symbiote. You just watch and see mister!
All in all it is a very cool poster though
by Boondock Devil
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:45:29 AM
Nicely done
You can totally see The Lizard in Spidey's eye lens!
by brokentusk
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:47:34 AM
Except you can't. Nice poster, I wonder what happened to Spidey's thumb though...
PETA to protest Spidey's new fur coat!
by sevadro
Mar 2nd, 2007
09:50:10 AM
You can't hide from us - animal hater!
Am I the only one that hates....
by Mr_Sleep001
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:04:18 AM
excessively photoshopped posters. Case in point, the Illusionist for starters and this looks cool, but a bit overdone.
I agree with Boondock Devil
by snappy
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:08:09 AM
It definitely looks like Spidey has cracked one too many off the wrist. I saw no racial overtones in it, the colour of evil is traditionally black, associated as it is with darkness and things done in secret. Graphically, though, I'd like to have seen the tendrils look more like spider legs than frayed cloth.
Looks like crap, actually
by Nerdboy1423
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:09:01 AM
This is such a cheaply photoshopped piece of hackery. I always thought these close-up posters on Spider-Man never emphasized the dyanamic of the character enough and now with the crawly black stuff, well, I'm completely dissapointed and underwhelmed. No doubt this will be the dvd cover, they always think this type of shit is hot, but I think the movie fx look like completely detached from the human performances and I think that this poster is just plain bad in every sense of the word.
Looks cool and all
by godzillasushi
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:10:29 AM
Just doesnt seem right to me. Too cartoony looking.
an ideal poster...
by theonecalledshoe
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:11:59 AM
would be aunt may on the front with a caption saying "Something shit happens and who ya' call? Spider-man!" I'm pretty sure there's a Quentin Taritino poster thought out there somewhere.
Spider-Man and the Empire State Penis
by Big Bad Clone
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:14:11 AM
Spidey sez: Use a condom, kids.
cool houndstooth
by purplemonkeydw
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:14:53 AM
looks like spidey is sporting some houndstooth blue pants, classy! it's hard to get excited about one sheets after that the 3-d-ish cameron posters...what if he were to use those for his new doc? hmm.
How long.....
by PutZ
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:26:16 AM
before shermdog has us mirror it upside down, spin around 3 times, and do the hokey pokey to see the reflection of kraven the hunter in spideys eyballs?
He needs a back shave
by Leopold Scotch
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:41:16 AM
I hate those. Not as bad as fat guys with hairy shoulders. Eww. Spidey... say it ain't so...

I meant not as bad as seeing the hairy shoulders. That's as far as it goes. Honest.
Photoshopped?
by kiddae
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:01:16 AM
Aren't these entirely cg painted/rendered? Anyway, yeah, it's a sucky look. They should get Alex Ross to paint them. (Well, really they should get John Romita to draw them, or something a little interesting, but I guess the studio wants them to be "realistic" or whatever.)
His Spidey rhyming ability just increased..
by Baron Karza
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:05:27 AM
But he still cant ball.
fingers too small?
by Knugen
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:09:23 AM
seems like it
"Man, I've really got to get this checked out."
by Spandau Belly
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:13:45 AM
Treat the infection early, Spidey. It's the only way to avoid amputation.
Good concept
by kingoflight
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:17:46 AM
Horrible photoshop.
Yea, whats with the vienna sausage fingers?
by Baron Karza
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:19:25 AM
They look like little doll hands..
Works well at first glance
by TimBenzedrine
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:26:35 AM
but they seriously fudged his lower half. Of course at this point, they could have run with an all black poster and the tagline, "It's Spider Man bitches, what more do you need to know?" and the theatres will still be packed.
If...
by cornponious
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:32:46 AM
you create a negative image of the poster, turn it sideways 90 degrees, and smear peanut butter on it, you can see my house from there.
rumor for spidey 4
by Kloipy
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:39:51 AM
It will be directed by Lars Von Trier and star the bunny kid from Gummo
How much more black could this be...
by Dr Gregory House
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:43:13 AM
...and the answer is none. None more black...
Danzig reference of the day:
by TORTURE PWN
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:48:12 AM
Will "Left Hand Black" from Danzig III be on the soundtrack?
He's adding up the box office receipts for May 4th
by Mr Incredible
Mar 2nd, 2007
12:18:16 PM
Fifty million and counting....
FAKE
by rev_skarekroe
Mar 2nd, 2007
12:19:59 PM
Totally fake. You can see the strings!
Looks great
by The Founder
Mar 2nd, 2007
12:26:02 PM
Can't see any reason to b!tch about this poster. Their's also another cool one of Peter without the mask. Saw it at the Mall yesterday.
caravaggio
by caravaggio
Mar 2nd, 2007
12:26:41 PM
F6FbV5dF5R
Nice poster. Actually communicates something
by superninja
Mar 2nd, 2007
12:40:21 PM
about the plot of the movie. Still, I don't have high hopes for this film being better than the last one.
And here I thought it was cautionary
by PurityOfEssence
Mar 2nd, 2007
12:46:38 PM
Fisting is dangerous business.
What in the sam hell
by avs28785
Mar 2nd, 2007
12:52:34 PM
is he leaning over. It looks like the same material as his leg but my brain doesn't like what i see. It doesn't make any fucking sense.
blech, not a fan of the
by jaylerd
Mar 2nd, 2007
12:59:24 PM
blech, not a fan of the radioactive glow he's got. seriously, could it be a little more red? and why not emphasize the spread eagle a little more? anyways, getting annoyed by all the black-marketing. ok, he has a black ... or a dark grey/silver suit ... WE GET IT. either give us some idea where this suit came from or advertise the goblin/sandman aspect more. it's a damn costume, so why not market the villains a bit like they did in the other movies? but maybe the next trailer later this month will give me something to be happy with, i dont know.
You're too slow.
by Fecal Debris
Mar 2nd, 2007
01:06:43 PM
Superherohype had this years ago. Yawn....
Torture Pwn
by Fecal Debris
Mar 2nd, 2007
01:11:00 PM
I like old Danzig more than anything, but "5 Fingers Crawl" would be good for this.
I forget
by Fecal Debris
Mar 2nd, 2007
01:13:30 PM
in the comics if, with the black Symbiote, Peter Parker was able to "will" a hole to appear in the asschaps of his costume so he can grow a brown tail when he needs to. That'd be sweet. Or in front, if he wants to spunk a ho right quick, like Gwen.
Looks very good
by isispop
Mar 2nd, 2007
01:21:44 PM
Daddy likey. My only minor complaint is that the transitional part looks a little hairy instead of goopy. Still really like it. I'm an illustrator by trade though so I guess I have to come up w/at least one complaint like everyone does when they're pickin my stuff apart. I like the way the movin goop schloops up his arm in the trailer better than this stuff. Still B-B+ at least.
TALK TO THE HAND!
by Cult Exiter
Mar 2nd, 2007
01:24:50 PM
(watching) T3 on TV, and (that) scene was just there the same moment.. Why gorilla hair on his back?
as posters for the third in a series go.....
by mrbong
Mar 2nd, 2007
01:33:19 PM
it's not quite Jedi or Sith, but it beats the Superman III and Police Academy III posters with relative ease. little in this world would challenge the arrogance and audacity of the Rocky III poster, and as I recall the Rambo III poster had a suggestion of an Afghan lamb on it, something you would not find on any third installment of a film series poster. unless someone has made a trilogy about Afghan sheep and i missed it.
yey! thats so exciting!
by Cedar_Room
Mar 2nd, 2007
01:33:37 PM
a new Spiderman poster! look at all the goo! Uh-oh! Mummy I did a whoopsy in my undies and it smells like poo because it is poo.
I can see a church in his eye...
by Axl Z
Mar 2nd, 2007
01:54:07 PM
no wait, it's only Venom. damn you Michael Bay!
How does Jack Slater clean that tar off so quickly?
by Axl Z
Mar 2nd, 2007
01:55:40 PM
because you're in a movie. now jump and i will catch you danny NOWWW!!
These movies suck!
by cameron1975willi
Mar 2nd, 2007
02:22:06 PM
I know you don't understand why but they do. Go watch David Lynch's new movie you 'tards and write me a 10-page essay on why it's a masterpiece and Spiderman isn't.
cameron1975willi
by dreamwriter1888
Mar 2nd, 2007
02:24:58 PM
cameron1975willi - You are a moron.
It's a bit crap though, isn't it?
by TheBigDogg
Mar 2nd, 2007
02:28:06 PM
I mean, the idea is cool and the design works but it just doesn't seem that well done. It seems more cartoony than previous posters, the details are kind of rough and the black hairy stuff was blatently thrown on after and don't merge on either side. Are you guys sure this isn't fan art?
It's true to the material
by Beastmanseventy
Mar 2nd, 2007
03:12:28 PM
I love the comic booky look of it. I'm kind of tired of seeing comic book based movie ads that are like "We swear, it's not really like a comic book! It's pretentious and boring, we promise!"
Very good,Fecal Debris!
by TORTURE PWN
Mar 2nd, 2007
03:13:20 PM
How about "Black Mass" from "I,Lucieri"?
So.. when does he grow the 'fro?
by LargoJr
Mar 2nd, 2007
03:31:44 PM
Shit man.. where da WHITE bitches at?
True to the material is one thing...
by TheBigDogg
Mar 2nd, 2007
03:32:19 PM
...but most comic artists have a far better grasp of perspective (as How To Draw Comics the Marvel Way demostrates beautifully). Check how the black hairy stuff connects to the forearm. Then check how it goes back with the arm, or rather, doesn't go back. No perspective. Just overlaid badly. It's not true to the material - its just a bit rubbish.
cool. like the blue sky-classic spidey
by misnomer
Mar 2nd, 2007
04:09:17 PM
it is photoshopped, but most likely has been traced from a photograph and formatted/painted in psd. That said...I've never been a big fan of the spidey posters...theyre slick, but definatley unimaginative. They totally should have taken more cues from comic art- or alternatviely been more concise. The best spidey 3 poster so far is the chest shot.
STD: SPIDEY TRANSMITTED DISEASE
by TheUglyBaby
Mar 2nd, 2007
04:43:46 PM
(__)__)
Would be cooler with WTC in the background...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 2nd, 2007
04:54:11 PM
wouldn't it?
Spidey=Uncle Remus
by Dr Lisa Cuddy
Mar 2nd, 2007
05:59:07 PM
Insert tar baby jokes here.
Black symbiote on Spidey = Flames on Optimus
by Johnno
Mar 2nd, 2007
06:17:31 PM
By that I mean an Optimus Prime actually on fire through the gas tank or whatever it is that powers him because Spidey's gonna be so hot at the box office, he'll burn the competition. Sexually... get it? I'm so funny!
^ Say, aren't symbiotes weaked by fire?
by Johnno
Mar 2nd, 2007
06:19:33 PM
Anyway, I'm going back to watch that Paprika trailer...
Of course it's supposed to look like the other
by Rakafraker
Mar 2nd, 2007
06:32:29 PM
Spider-man posters. *Sheesh!*

It blows me away that people bitch because it fits in TOO WELL with other Spidey posters.

Get a life.

hope Tobey won't be so bland this time
by Prossor
Mar 2nd, 2007
06:56:26 PM
cause his last 2 portrayals were like the anti-thesis of peter parker, where's the wise-cracking jokes? emo tripe.
I wonder if the suit is going to ...
by Dazzler69
Mar 2nd, 2007
07:27:34 PM
be tech gone wrong or an alien like in the funny books? Secret Wars rulz!
if only
by Darth Hater
Mar 2nd, 2007
08:50:44 PM
Nerdboy1423 would would get testicular cancer and go away. I know it's harsh but it had to be said. MMMmmmmmm poster so Venomy.
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by dr.bulber
Mar 2nd, 2007
08:59:00 PM
its so deep.
spiderman was taking a shit during 911
by iwontwin
Mar 2nd, 2007
10:09:11 PM
did you know that?
what, no pseudo-reflection of a villain in spideys eye?
by KongMonkey
Mar 2nd, 2007
11:06:00 PM
If you look close enough you can see the Silver Surfers chrome nutsack.
BLACK SPIDEY GOTTA EAT
by Turd Furgeson
Mar 3rd, 2007
12:30:01 AM
red and blue spidey......
Best Black superhero since catwoman
by iwontwin
Mar 3rd, 2007
02:07:20 AM
Spidey is hood.
made in mspaint?
by werideatdusk
Mar 3rd, 2007
02:24:29 AM
seriously, how come even 2-d advertising these days has to be so awfully, obviously, computer-generated?
Photoshop buffoonery
by Iamagoodguy
Mar 3rd, 2007
05:31:27 AM
This is obviously photoshoped by a fan, you can see the seams around the right arm and nose area.
wonder if marketing said it had to be the left hand
by lettersoftransit
Mar 3rd, 2007
11:36:34 AM
...because some cultures in foreign markets reserve the left for wiping ass. The right is supposed to be pure (for eating, nosepicking, etc) while the left is considered unclean and devilish. That's why left-handed people are uncommon. Right-wingers ostracized them to designate the left as the ass hand, so lefties either pretended to be righties, or were killed. Remember this is worth ten points toward your final grade...
lame joke for spaniards:
by CuervoJones
Mar 3rd, 2007
12:22:17 PM
Spiderman Vs El Chapapote!
I love when douche's invoke the name of Lynch, PTA, etc
by TallBoy66
Mar 5th, 2007
01:24:43 AM
and so on just to make themselves preen like elitists. Because, you know, its really relevant in a THREAD ABOUT A SPIDER-MAN 3 poster. Go ahead and write a 10 page essay on what exactly went through your dumbass little head when you wrote that, then we'll get back to the discussion at hand. Jackass.
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