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why do we need 10 hours of coverage
by darlin13
Feb 25th, 2007
05:42:35 PM
Can't we do with a 30 min "best of" red carpet before the awards and thats it? No more Seacrest, please dear god...no more Seacrest.
Harry, let us know about Jessica Biel, since she's
by Pennsy
Feb 25th, 2007
05:45:32 PM
presenting tonight, per ABC. Let's just say she's not the only HOT Jessica in entertainment.
UK viewers can watch red carpet now on sky one
by Talkbacker with no name
Feb 25th, 2007
05:48:34 PM
and the main show on sky movies.
What the fuck is Jennifer Hudson wearing?
by PwnedByStallone
Feb 25th, 2007
05:50:05 PM
She's a spaz.
Rinko should win for that performance
by MontyPigeon
Feb 25th, 2007
05:50:48 PM
Unfortunately it will go to the American Idol reject.
One request Harry -
by Olsen Twins_Fan
Feb 25th, 2007
05:51:11 PM
please comment on how this years Oscars relate to Hot Fuzz!
Please post some stills
by cameron1975willi
Feb 25th, 2007
05:52:44 PM
I'm in the U.K. and aunless you subscribe to a certain channel you can't watch. Take pity on a humble Limey and post some pics, please!
Winners will be...
by JohnRevik
Feb 25th, 2007
05:54:30 PM
King of Scotland- best actor---- The horny old broad from 'Cook,thief Wife and her over' for Best Actress----The Fat American idol chick for Support actress-----The Director of 'Little Murders'(one of the best of the 70's) for Best Supp.Actor-----Scorsese for Director and Departed for movie of the year...Not that I care, I despise the Oscars.
Oscar Coverage
by Count3d
Feb 25th, 2007
05:54:33 PM
Harry's coverage rocks.
Sucker's bet of the night
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
05:57:58 PM
Betting that Al Gore will lose. That movie should be a Saturn Award nominee instead for Best Science Fiction film.
cameron1975willi, check ut ube tomorrow morning, bud
by Talkbacker with no name
Feb 25th, 2007
05:58:41 PM
You are not missing much on the sky one red carpet show. It's just talk about what dress people are wearing. rather dull really...apart from seeing Larry David, well until his wife wouldn't let him get a word in edge ways!
CRASH, BAYBEE!
by Pennsy
Feb 25th, 2007
05:59:16 PM
Somebody post a URL for that classic TB, please...
Yeah UK coverage is sucking
by MontyPigeon
Feb 25th, 2007
05:59:19 PM
I don't even want to hear Michael Buble sing, nevermind interviewed.
Why do we care about this shit?
by Barry Egan
Feb 25th, 2007
06:00:31 PM
Seriously. Awards given out for art. In sports there is competition between athletes that decides who wins and loses. But a competition on something as subjective as art is beyond stupid.
EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!
by Freakjuice89
Feb 25th, 2007
06:02:15 PM
Hope Eddie Murphy wins! and the Academy finally shows Comedy some respect.
Death to Joan and Melissa
by Barry Egan
Feb 25th, 2007
06:02:22 PM
I would love to see somebody cut the breakline to one of these limos and let the out of control car run over Joan and Melissa Rivers. I have seen Joan Rivers up close: she looks like she is wearing a mask of her own face.
slap-my-ass
by Wogga Wogga
Feb 25th, 2007
06:03:14 PM
Don't care one jot. I'd rather watch the inside of my wardrobe in total darkness than watch this crap "show"
Jennifer Hudson is auditioning to star in The Wiz.
by Nate Champion
Feb 25th, 2007
06:03:58 PM
And Guillermo's going down, Harry. Get your kleenex ready.
it's the queen
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Feb 25th, 2007
06:04:02 PM
its gonna win. it's the most middle of the road choice. so, it will win.
but, the nominations were all screwy anyway
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Feb 25th, 2007
06:05:18 PM
why weren't last king of Scotland, children of men, the fountain, and dream girls nominated for best picture?
This will be Oscars As Usual
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
06:06:33 PM
DeGeneres will suck. The jokes will suck. Hollywood halfwits will make retarded political statements. People we don't care about will thank people we don't care about. Al Gore will get an undeserved standing ovation. More celebrities will be added to my "They Annoy Me" list. Scorcese will win because he's due, not because he has the best film. Jessica Biel will be hot. I'll fall asleep before the show ends.
Well, we all know...
by halcyonseven
Feb 25th, 2007
06:10:15 PM
this is a big liberal circle jerk where they all enjoy getting democrat political cum all over their faces. But what really pisses me off is that fucking "al-manbearpig-gore" is going to accept a nomination for a movie he was in(rather than a movie he made) while they guys who MADE THE FUCKING MOVIE sit by and try and catch some warm jizz as it flies and just get left in the dust.
"Sally Kirkland will go to the opening of an envelope."
by Pennsy
Feb 25th, 2007
06:13:40 PM
hot fuzzzzzz
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 25th, 2007
06:15:40 PM
best picture, director, screenplay, actor, clean sweep of the year, Scorcese pack your bags!
It's a travesty Carell wasn't nominated...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
06:16:20 PM
I just re-watched Little Miss Sunshine today, and it's fine if people have a problem with that movie, but Carell's performance in it is just incredible in my opinion, and it really is a shame he's not nominated. And yeah, I was blown away by Babel, and if The Departed wasn't in this, I'd be rooting for that one all the way. I would love for Rinko to win so, so much, but with Adriana nominated from Babel as well, the votes will probably be split. The love for Little Children is also nice, but for DiCaprio to be up for Blood Diamond, but not Departed is just crazy.
paul greengrass will win director
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 25th, 2007
06:18:48 PM
departed will win best picture, but I also see them pulling a Shakespear in Love by letting Little Miss Sunshine or the Queen win the best picture.
why
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
06:19:12 PM
it will suck and I will watch. same procedure as almost every year. i will watch for these tiny little moments of an artist's luck and happiness to go up that damn stage. a montage that will surprisingly celebrate filmmaking...
you know what I'm talking about...let the hatred begin...
Casino Royale
by livrule
Feb 25th, 2007
06:20:50 PM
Should be up for best picture ...... Because its THAT damn good.
They should've cancelled the Academy Awards after
by chrth
Feb 25th, 2007
06:23:41 PM
ROTK won everything. Nothing can top that for pure geekgasm experience.
ROFL, just saw Guillermo kissing some..
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 25th, 2007
06:23:56 PM
... male hollywood bigshot on both cheeks at the red carpet! The look on that dudes face was priceless!!! :D:D
It's funny ... the good kind of funny
by fearlesszero
Feb 25th, 2007
06:25:40 PM
Just a couple of years ago everyone made a big deal, and rightfully so, out of Denzel and Hallie winning oscars and now here we are with the very real possibility that *THREE* of the four acting oscars will go to black actors.
ROTK oscar night was one great X-perience
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 25th, 2007
06:26:08 PM
never felt so happy at an award show before, fuck those pretentious snob films, big epic fantasy story wins it all.
fearlesszero
by livrule
Feb 25th, 2007
06:27:40 PM
True ... But this year at least ONE of them really deserves it.
On second thought ... THANK GOD FOR OSCAR!
by chrth
Feb 25th, 2007
06:27:43 PM
Harry finally changed the New Year's animation.
I just downloaded TVU and it works!
by cameron1975willi
Feb 25th, 2007
06:27:48 PM
Holy sh@*! I can watch live!
Harry, please touch Jessica Biel's boobs!
by DynamixRo
Feb 25th, 2007
06:27:59 PM
Do it for us Harry, for all of us!
Countdown to the First Time Harrry Makes Some
by Itchy
Feb 25th, 2007
06:28:18 PM
weird and totally disturbing sexual comment about some poor innocent chick onstage. My favorite part of Oscar coverage.
2nd beer
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
06:29:29 PM
Actually the live commentaries of aicn, chud and defamer make the whole thing worthwile, bearable and turn it into a stimulus satiation...
Seconded - ROTK Oscars was probably
by Itchy
Feb 25th, 2007
06:30:23 PM
the best thing I've ever experienced. It's nice to have a movie you loved and actually saw win all the awards. Mostly the stuff that wins awards sucks balls and bores the hell out of me. That being said, if Marty and The Departed doesn't win tonight (and I don't think it will - damn you Clint), I'm going to freak out. Also, as much as I want Scorcese to win, that is also how much I want Al Gore's flick to lose ... I won't be able to take the collective liberal cock slobbering if that crap wins the award.
I demand tiebreaker cage matches
by Meatbiscuit
Feb 25th, 2007
06:30:29 PM
2 nominees with equal votes enter the cage, 1 leaves.
It's a crime that The
by Nick Michalak
Feb 25th, 2007
06:30:57 PM
It's a crime that The Prestige wasn't nominated for best picture, best actor (Jackman or Bale), best direction, or best adapted screenplay! It's one of the best films I've ever seen, and only continues to justify why the Oscars don't mean shit to me anymore. Of course, Daniel Craig deserved an acting nom, but the Academy are just a bunch of dumbfucks that usually bend to popular opinion. People shouldn't get nominated for acting awards because they sang well in a film! It's all meaningless all the way around. And Freakjuice89, we don't need Eddie Murphy credited as an Academy Award winner while promoting Norbit 2 or Dr. Doolittle 3. Shit like that makes my eyes bleed. -NJM
...which leads to me trying
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
06:31:32 PM
...which leads to me trying to refresh the tv programme...
cameron1975willi
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 25th, 2007
06:32:11 PM
what is VTU??
PAN'S LABYRINTH
by bmsatter
Feb 25th, 2007
06:32:42 PM
I'm rooting for Guillermo too. I went and saw PAN'S LABYRINTH for the third time last night. It's an amazing film and tonight will be a great Oscar ceremony if PL is awarded at least an award or two.
Man, if Eastwood beats Scorsese again...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
06:33:07 PM
I'll be quite sad. Eastwood is great, but to have done Raging Bull, Goodfellas, and so many more near perfect movies and not have an Oscar is disheartening. Also, Seacrest just did a bizarre interview with Arkin.
dolittle 3
by darthsilly
Feb 25th, 2007
06:34:17 PM
there is already a 3
flags and letters
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 25th, 2007
06:35:25 PM
I love eastwood, the man, the legend, blabla, unforgiven, mystic river. But flags and letters where both very long and tiresome movies with battle scenes that just didnt work out for me. Letters was a lot better then flags but still I found it quit tiresome and draggin, I expected more out of it.
MARTIN SCORSESE BETTA WIN!
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 25th, 2007
06:36:27 PM
MARTIN SCORSESE BETTA WIN!
Florian Henkel von
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
06:37:09 PM
Florian Henkel von Donnersmarck is pretty cool...Das Leben der Anderen was good but not as good as PAN'S LABYRINTH. GO Guillermo!
Just got off the phone with
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 25th, 2007
06:37:51 PM
Just got off the phone with Del Toro... He told me Pans will WIN!
What the heck is TVU???
by samuraiyao
Feb 25th, 2007
06:40:20 PM
Where online can i dl the sonofagun???
Barbera walters is going to
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 25th, 2007
06:41:51 PM
Barbera walters is going to put Murphy on blast!
TVU
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 25th, 2007
06:43:56 PM
I did some google and TVU is a tiny application to stream live broadcast events. You can download the 3mb file at: http://tinyurl.com/yvng4t
Seacrest just called Ricky Gervais "Ricky Jarvis"...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
06:46:33 PM
Fuck you, buddy.
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!!!!!!!
by brianberry
Feb 25th, 2007
06:49:04 PM
I know this is not a movie yet, but is there anyway they could make room for an award for it.
TVU adress??
by sloober
Feb 25th, 2007
06:50:33 PM
Where do i point TVU to? Whats the adress of the stream?
is that francis ford coppola
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
06:51:37 PM
is that francis ford coppola next to the old lucas?? or am i hallucinating...
testing
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 25th, 2007
06:53:38 PM
I'm getting hungry...
LUCAS
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 25th, 2007
06:55:32 PM
Where, Where???
until now i was watching the
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
07:01:13 PM
until now i was watching the german coverage so....what I saw was quite different...he was standing right next to coppola...I'm stupid. Some minutes ago I noticed that there's still half an hour of alien preshow till the show begins...
My underpants are by Merona
by BrandLoyalist
Feb 25th, 2007
07:04:13 PM
Tres couture!
Witherspoon looks incredible...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
07:04:44 PM
What a gorgeous face. That whole outward jaw thing she does is quite attractive to me. And she's going ALONE. She must be wild in bed. And there's my (hopefully only) derogatory comment for the night.
Hated the animation opening
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
07:05:34 PM
Except for the quick crossover between Happy Feet and Cars.
German Coverage?
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
07:05:55 PM
Where is this mystical German coverage, Harry's commentary may not be stimulant enough to keep me up!
Jennifer Hudson was SO FUCKING BAD in Dreamgirls
by TallBoy66
Feb 25th, 2007
07:06:56 PM
Seriously, I hated her "I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" scene. It. Went. On. Forever. Everybody else in the movie was really good, but jebus, did she ever suck. Anyway, hey, Michael Scott is the red carpet.
The moment that will sum up the Oscars
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
07:08:25 PM
will be Anna Nicole Smith in the dead actors tribute and her getting applause. Why? WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to Rao if that no-talent retard gets any kind of accolade...
Fact Crawl just made me laugh...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
07:14:36 PM
"Cameron Diaz's highschool nickname was 'Skeletor'."
sloober
by MoviePirate
Feb 25th, 2007
07:15:51 PM
Assuming that you downloaded the stand alone player, scroll down the listed available channels until you see Academy Awards then double clicks it, wait for it to stream and voila, live TVs.
What happen to Diaz?
by Dwarves
Feb 25th, 2007
07:16:13 PM
She looks like she rolled in a bottel of taning lotion and ate some ho hos while doing it. Yuk
What happened to cleavage ?
by Cueball Col
Feb 25th, 2007
07:16:55 PM
Isla Fisher can't hold the baton all night people.
Favorite Eddie Murphy movie?
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
07:17:03 PM
Hah! Eddie goofed on himself for PLUTO NASH! That's the first time he's made me laugh in ten years.
I hope if Eddie wins he drops another Pluto Nash ref
by TallBoy66
Feb 25th, 2007
07:17:05 PM
That's 3 Pluto Nash references I've heard from him tonight
Pluto
by Dwarves
Feb 25th, 2007
07:18:35 PM
That's because he lost a fortune on it.
TVU works indeed!
by sloober
Feb 25th, 2007
07:19:35 PM
3 mb downloaded, selected oscar channel and done! Thanks for the tip!
RotK night WAS awesome.
by Ravetin
Feb 25th, 2007
07:20:16 PM
Spielberg handing Jackson an Oscar = OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS NERDGASM Anyway...
Blanchett is so kick ass.
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 25th, 2007
07:21:24 PM
All I have to say to Reese Witherspoon is: Drop the cheap-looking extensions, they make you look like Kelly fucking Pickler.
Imagine Mark Wahlberg as...
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
07:21:40 PM
Jake LaMotta! or... Howard Hughes!
TVU is fucking great
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
07:23:27 PM
I love piracy, makes me feel warm inside. Much like Ryan Gosling words of wisdom: 'As my mother always said - if your doing it for the money, you're doing it for the wrong reasons' Ahem. Twat.
greatness and an idiot
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
07:24:39 PM
mmmmhhhhh...three mexicans...
she just said "coppola, ford and lucas"....but maybe my hearing is bad
but what do I know...
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
07:25:32 PM
but what do I know...
I heard "Ford", too.
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
07:26:06 PM
Spielberg's PISSED!
Kate Winslet's accent
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
07:26:26 PM
makes me feel funny where I pee.
Sound out of sync?
by theBigE
Feb 25th, 2007
07:27:33 PM
Is anyone else's sound out of sync with the picture? That's annoying!
I CANT WAIT
by Halfbreedqueen
Feb 25th, 2007
07:27:59 PM
TO POST.... YAWN! THIS WAY I CAN PUT ALL MY ATTENTION INTO SHOWING YOU IM NOT PUTTING ATTENTION INTO THIS! YEAH!!
Oh joy.....It's starting
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
07:28:11 PM
yawn....
Spielberg RULES!
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 25th, 2007
07:28:13 PM
That is all...
No Terrestrial coverage?
by Kizeesh
Feb 25th, 2007
07:30:36 PM
bums, I may as well just go to bed.
oh boy it's here!
by Turd Furgeson
Feb 25th, 2007
07:31:37 PM
Penelope Cruz should be selling beer at a cock fight.
hoola hoola hope. this is
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
07:32:31 PM
hoola hoola hope. this is good.
whistling pan's theme
by BadMrWonka
Feb 25th, 2007
07:35:05 PM
man, it's beautiful in any way shape or form...
oooh...accidental
by BadMrWonka
Feb 25th, 2007
07:36:17 PM
that they ended up on Scorcese while the voiceover said, "the one they've been waiting for"??
Reese Witherspoon
by Itchy
Feb 25th, 2007
07:36:28 PM
Man, I would fuck so hard it would cause a rift in the space-time continuum. And JJ, if you wan't to use that for a plot line in your new Star Trek flick, go ahead.
They had better give Peter O'Toole something this year.
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
07:36:30 PM
It doesn't look like he's gonna last much longer.
is Clint Eastwood going to just melt onscreen one day?
by TallBoy66
Feb 25th, 2007
07:36:33 PM
remember that gag from The Simpsons when Dick Clark melted and revealed a robot underneath? Yeah, something like that.
BALD JACK GOTTA EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 25th, 2007
07:36:58 PM
BALD JACK GOTTA EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ellen....
by Alex Kitner
Feb 25th, 2007
07:37:40 PM
Nice Suit. Twat.
Ellen Degenewhat??
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
07:37:54 PM
Who the fuck is this...?
Ellen...wtf?
by rainbowtrout1265
Feb 25th, 2007
07:38:11 PM
She's dressed like a guy.
ok, aim lower was kinda funny
by BadMrWonka
Feb 25th, 2007
07:38:37 PM
I'm going bowling...I'll have to watch the replay later...
Ellen's M.O.
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
07:39:14 PM
Like Conan, she likes to bomb a line, then make it funny with her ad-libbing.
IndyCollector
by Darth Hater
Feb 25th, 2007
07:39:21 PM
let get into this shall we. lets start with the simple statement that your um... retarded. Your first post was to point out that Gore's film was sci-fi (a political comment?) then you went on to state that the "hollywood halfwits" would make said political statements, which makes you a "loser halfwit" Then you went on to bitch and moan about a yet to happen applause for Anna Nicole Smith... very pathetic, not Anna, you. I could go on but I just feel sorry for your sad existance. I'm not sure if all my grammer was correct here but I had tears in my eyes from chuckling about your belief that global warming is science fiction. AAHH, young retards, ya gotta love 'em. Here's a crayon (don't eat it) enjoy the Oscars 'Tardo
shut up guys!
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
07:39:50 PM
shut up guys!
What's with the opening "nominees" sequence?
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
07:40:21 PM
It looks and feels like ass-kissing self-satisfaction. Not that I blame them; Oscars gives a boost in ego. It's normal, it's healthy and it's lot of fun being there at the physical ceremony! Ellen makes me feel neauseated with her schmaltzy jokes. David Letterman have a company.
I hate her already.....
by Alex Kitner
Feb 25th, 2007
07:40:28 PM
Napolean Dynamite called....he wants his outfit back. Twat.
What was that about not being boring Ellen?
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
07:41:46 PM
Oh the irony.
Bring Back Billy Petition...
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
07:42:12 PM
... starts here.
Good Al Gore joke.
by warp11
Feb 25th, 2007
07:42:42 PM
I'm just saying....
I don't see
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
07:43:50 PM
how this year was any more discriminitory than last year. Just saying.
I only wish Bill Hicks was alive
by MontyPigeon
Feb 25th, 2007
07:43:53 PM
If he presented the Oscars then it would possibly be the greatest show on earth. Unfortunately we get Ellen, there is no justice.
First liberal political joke
by rainbowtrout1265
Feb 25th, 2007
07:44:05 PM
And, of course, the crowd loved it
TVU
by Kharank
Feb 25th, 2007
07:44:38 PM
Thank you. THANK YOU. And now, fuck work in the morning. Its not even 2am here in the UK, but finally I can watch the Oscars! Get some!
A gospel number?!
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
07:44:49 PM
This is not a BLUES BROTHER movie, so knock this off.
Ellen's fucking brutal ...
by Itchy
Feb 25th, 2007
07:45:07 PM
seriously. I'd rather have Whoopi back. I'd rather have Trump host it and spend the whole time calling Rosie O'Donnel a lard-chewing planetoid of a bitch. I'd rather have Harry host it and spend the whole time sitting there naked eating peanut butter from a jar and telling us why Godzilla deserved the Best Picture oscar. Wait ... that was a little weird.
Has there been a worse beginning?
by rainbowtrout1265
Feb 25th, 2007
07:45:07 PM
yeesh
Oh man Bill Hicks would decimate the Oscars
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:46:01 PM
bond needs to tap that. whats with the tumor on her shoulder.
Okay, fuck tactfulness...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
07:46:07 PM
Everyone else is commenting on Reese. Yeah, the only way to fuck her would be violently.
Hubba hubba...Rinko Kikuchi & Iñárritu better win Oscar
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
07:46:09 PM
I saw Babel on DVD last week and I was blown away by its force. The Departed royally blew, it's Marty's one of lesser efforts. Nicole Kidman never looked so better with Botox injections. HOT MAMA...!
I don't think she is worse than any other host....
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
07:46:27 PM
THat is all.
GO PRESTIGE
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:46:52 PM
yeah BALE
THATS 1 FOR PANS
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:47:02 PM
nice Chex Mex
There's one for Pan's...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
07:47:06 PM
A good start.
pan #1
by Xphile69
Feb 25th, 2007
07:47:10 PM
nice
Steve carrell
by REBEL_SKUM
Feb 25th, 2007
07:47:13 PM
is it just me or was that helarious when they showed steve carrell and he was have a what the fuck moment as a result of the joke being brutal, but it was funny that they caught it, he would be a good host by the way
Pan's Wins!
by JohnnyS2
Feb 25th, 2007
07:47:13 PM
Go Del Toro!
Bring back Letterman!
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
07:47:16 PM
We need some Uma-Oprah in this!
yay
by RaveX
Feb 25th, 2007
07:47:25 PM
go pan!
As much as it's unlikely...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
07:47:52 PM
I'd REALLY like to see Black Dahlia get Cinematography.
Yes apparently the Hollywood halfwits
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
07:48:12 PM
don't understand how the Constitution works.
rainbowtrout1265
by Darth Hater
Feb 25th, 2007
07:48:13 PM
the crowd loved it because it was clever and very funny. Tell me do you only laugh at jokes about a specific narrow subject matter or when something tickles yer funny bone. Lets cut the libral/right shite.
PANS BABY!!!! YESSS
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 25th, 2007
07:48:25 PM
PANS BABY!!!! YESSS
ehg maggie.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:48:44 PM
she was good in stranger than fiction, kinda, but meh
I missed that Rebel
by JohnnyS2
Feb 25th, 2007
07:49:27 PM
Did he look disgusted or something?
Holy shit...
by Crimson King
Feb 25th, 2007
07:49:57 PM
Nicole Kidman looks FUCKING AMAZING in that dress. Wow.
IndyCollector
by Darth Hater
Feb 25th, 2007
07:50:14 PM
dear god your frighteningly retarded!!! That is all
My main man Don
by JohnnyS2
Feb 25th, 2007
07:50:17 PM
The best voice guy in the business.
yeah the crowd liked the liberal joke
by slappy jones
Feb 25th, 2007
07:50:29 PM
because hollywood is liberal leaning....you know it..i know it who gives a fuck!!you act like it big news that the oscar crowd laughed at a liberal joke...right wingers have to be the most humourless people. you all just fail to grasp the fact that it is funnier to mock those in power...we currently have a republican president...one who lets face it has opened a flood gate of joke material.you act like no one has ever mocked a democrat before...I mean hell there were no jokes about clinton when he was president...dear god...plus the host is a lesbian..in hollywood..odds are she is a liberal.
Get real
by rainbowtrout1265
Feb 25th, 2007
07:50:40 PM
Do you think the audience would have applauded as strongly if it had been a Republican who had won the popular vote but lost the electoral college?
nicole kidman looks amazing in anything, or nothing.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:50:43 PM
jeez.
Carrel's expression...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
07:50:48 PM
I agree it was funny, but it seemed more to me that he was playing to the camera than actually confused/upset.
johnnys2
by REBEL_SKUM
Feb 25th, 2007
07:50:55 PM
yeah he definately was wondering why he was mentioned as it was clompletely random... most people they show are going nuts because they are mentioned but he looked really miffed
Everyone...
by Lain Of The Net
Feb 25th, 2007
07:51:00 PM
...would like Whoopi back. Now opening the Baileys.
Maggie gotta eat less ecstasy tablets
by YackBacker
Feb 25th, 2007
07:51:24 PM
Sheesh, that was some weak-ass coffee.
it all feels a bit awkward
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
07:51:36 PM
it all feels a bit awkward until now. but this could just be every year's regular feeling. the gospel thing: awwww...embarassing.
Pan: the right choice.
what a faggy mcdonalds commerical.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:52:16 PM
god, fuck them \
And Daniel Craig IS a pimp indeed
by YackBacker
Feb 25th, 2007
07:52:57 PM
Does that guy sleep in a tux? Too fucking cool.
The Al Gore joke..
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
07:53:27 PM
Makes no difference if you agree with the sentiment or not, it was probably one of the better crafted jokes of the monologue.
oh, will, thank you man. THANK YOU.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:53:28 PM
WOO WILL FERRELL!!!
a supporting role oscar
by rainbowtrout1265
Feb 25th, 2007
07:53:31 PM
doesn't a supporting actor/actress award usually come first?
rainbowtrout1265
by Darth Hater
Feb 25th, 2007
07:53:39 PM
actually yes i do. at least i would have.
attention-retarded Americans suck
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
07:53:57 PM
why do you need an ad-break every 5 min1?!
a RICKY BOBBY reference?
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
07:54:02 PM
Wow...that's all I can say. But Ferrell's house is interesting.
i really like this comedian stuff
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:54:21 PM
good for them recognizing their shortcomings.
What Ferrell is saying is very true...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
07:54:28 PM
Annie Hall winning is still a shock. A good shock, but I mean some comedies ARE deserving.
This number sucks.
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 25th, 2007
07:54:32 PM
Why oh why do things like this get off the drawing board?
filmicdrummer17
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
07:54:48 PM
And by "house", i meant "hair." thought I saw Hugh Laurie for a second.
in the beginning it seemed
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
07:55:20 PM
in the beginning it seemed lame but black's fucking energy nails it...them...
yeah john c. always been a pro.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:55:49 PM
boogie nights to ricky bobby what a man.
Geezers, this might be worst Oscar telecast ever...
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
07:55:57 PM
Long, boring & schmaltzy. The upside is watching Helen Mirren grab the Oscar and deliver a touching speech that might upstage Vanessa Grave from 30 years ago. That's my prediction. Oh, my fingers crossed for Rinko and Alejandro to win Oscars...would make a good night. Alfonso and Guillermo would beam with joy...native Mexican PRIDE! Didn't like Pan's Labyrinth, though. Too grisly in gratuitous violence that render the impact of the story mute. Jack Black and Will Ferrell with that pug dog-faced actor singing together is...three-letter word.
black and ferrel - greatest Oscars ever
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
07:56:07 PM
This has just made it the best fucking oscar ceromeny ever!
Nice juxtaposition with Boogie/Talladega Nights...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
07:56:36 PM
And yeah, Black's energy is making this.
now it's back to bad. except
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
07:56:48 PM
now it's back to bad. except black this number feels as if i was watching an academy awards show from the 50s...
omg...
by RaveX
Feb 25th, 2007
07:57:07 PM
...please make them stop.
"Helen Mirren will be coming home with me!": Awesome.
by Flim Springfield
Feb 25th, 2007
07:57:13 PM
And this number is saved by...
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
07:57:21 PM
John C Reilly
I almost forgot - did Ellen call Penelope Cruz Mexican?
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 25th, 2007
07:57:38 PM
Isn't she Spanish? Is Penelope's publicist trying to fight her way backstage to kill her now?
That ...
by fearlesszero
Feb 25th, 2007
07:57:40 PM
That was fucking awesome!
nice transition nito presenting.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:57:42 PM
what the fuck, CLICK got oscar nominated? that's just weird.
PAN GETS 2
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
07:58:01 PM
yeah
Pan's again
by JohnnyS2
Feb 25th, 2007
07:58:08 PM
Horay!
2 down
by RaveX
Feb 25th, 2007
07:58:19 PM
:)
Two for Pan's...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
07:58:31 PM
Good stuff.
PANS AGAIN!! YESSS
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 25th, 2007
07:58:34 PM
PANS AGAIN!! YESSS
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAS
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
07:58:40 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAS
Pan's getting it's due
by Darth Hater
Feb 25th, 2007
07:59:03 PM
you heard me! Great film!
Pans Labyrinth should really be up for Best Picture
by MontyPigeon
Feb 25th, 2007
07:59:03 PM
It was stunning and easily the best of the year. Thank God its winning awards.
Abigail and Jaden
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
08:00:13 PM
It is so wrong that I was hoping those two got it on backstage.
Oh jaysus obnoxious kid alert.......
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
08:00:27 PM
I'm gonna take a piss.
that was embarassing.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:00:42 PM
stupid kids
They're really holding off on Supporting Actor...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:01:10 PM
That's always first. Maybe because everyone in it did such a fucking great job this year, and it's the one I'm most curious about.
Won't Someone...
by Lain Of The Net
Feb 25th, 2007
08:01:17 PM
...please (remove from stage) think of the children.
Too bad scandel bit Mel in the ass
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
08:01:21 PM
Apocalypto lost an Oscar for best make-up. It's one of the most convincing make-up effects I've ever seen for a historical fiction film. Mel might as well return to toasting in salute and down Captain Morgan Parrot Bay pineapple rum on the rocks to recover from disappointment.
Smith is going to beat his son tonight!...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:02:05 PM
Unacceptable mistake!
i like that they're not doing acting first.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:02:14 PM
setting a good precedent.
All the actual winners have seats in the rafters
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 25th, 2007
08:02:19 PM
Although these are the minor categories.
Boy, this sucks so far
by tiredpm
Feb 25th, 2007
08:02:36 PM
Happy for Pan's Labyrinth, but my God! This is equal parts embarrassing and horrifying.
Kickass movie like Blade 2??
by IAmJack'sUserID
Feb 25th, 2007
08:03:07 PM
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
She's one of the great fantasies of cool people like me
by Kizeesh
Feb 25th, 2007
08:03:16 PM
I can't believe He wrote that.

Not that I expect much, but please. Fuck this, someone put the Obituary sequence on you-tube and I'll be happy, I'm going to bed.

Chevy Chase did the
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
08:03:57 PM
camera-is-rolling-but-I-don't- realize-it bit much better.
kids can run the oscars..
by Xphile69
Feb 25th, 2007
08:04:08 PM
.. that's how lame they r this year!!
"give that damn animated
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
08:04:10 PM
"give that damn animated shorts category to the kids. it won't matter if they can't read the winner or screw the whole thing up." well..I actually found it pretty cool...the screwing up part... btw: the animation of the winner looked like fucking WICKY DER WICKINGER
this is definitely not the worst oscars ever.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:04:51 PM
i'm digging it quite a lot.
Wil Smith's kid can't read.
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 25th, 2007
08:05:11 PM
Aw HELL No! Come on Wil, spend some of those bucks on a tutor.
Smith's son wants to do a comedy?...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:05:27 PM
Well he should add his line reading from tonight to his demo reel.
thank god
by Darth Hater
Feb 25th, 2007
08:05:34 PM
Harry supplies a venue for us to comment on the Oscars, just so the majority could bitch and moan about every little micro thing that happens. I really hope your black miserable hearts give you Cancer. You heard me, CANCER!
"West Bank Story" with Jews & Palestinians dancing?
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
08:05:43 PM
Now that's the one I wanna see so bad. Besides a Mormon missionary live action short.
This guy is doing really well. The short film dude.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:05:46 PM
We're gonna see him do more stuff. Good man.
Del Toro's doesn't gotta eat!
by GrandMuffTarkin
Feb 25th, 2007
08:06:01 PM
Am I behind in the times, or did he pull a PJ gastric-job? GDT is Thinboy
Worst. Oscars. Ever.
by zacdilone
Feb 25th, 2007
08:06:06 PM
The Oscars are great when they recognize what America wants to see...a tribute to THE MOVIES. So what do they give us? A tribute to THE NOMINEES. That's bullshit. And then a gospel choir singing "It's all about you...Hallelu, hallelu." What the fuck is that? The only way the average American connects with the Oscars is when the people of Hollywood acknowledge that it's all about "the movies," not all about them. So what did they do? They made it all about them.
Nice speech
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
08:06:13 PM
from the live action shorts guy
why is my tvu delayed?
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
08:06:25 PM
this happening with anyone else.
Nicholson?
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
08:06:47 PM
Is getting fat and bald?
Hahahaha
by Alex Kitner
Feb 25th, 2007
08:07:26 PM
Stop putting him in movies Will, and put him in 2nd grade. That kid sucks.
I hope Del Toro
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
08:07:32 PM
assembles the same design team and does the Tarzan movie he's talking about. That would be SWEET. And tell Casper Van Dien he can stay home.
paltrow nodding during acceptance speech
by rainbowtrout1265
Feb 25th, 2007
08:08:03 PM
so smug
Hey Will Smith's kids works hard
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
08:08:16 PM
He has to audition just like everyone else.
Ef' the Oscars, Exit Wounds in on TNT
by triplefive
Feb 25th, 2007
08:08:51 PM
Harry: "PIZZA ARRIVES!! What a great moment" ...Funny
by Flim Springfield
Feb 25th, 2007
08:09:47 PM
Ellen
by NudeandAroused
Feb 25th, 2007
08:10:50 PM
Is actually doing OK.
Jennifer Hudson took that godawful wrap off, yay!
by BrokenHeath
Feb 25th, 2007
08:10:57 PM
Would hate for her to be photographed for the whole world when winning with that horrible thing on. I usually love Degeneres....but that opening was sooooo low key. Yawn. 2 for Pan's Labyrinth, woohoo. It better win best foreign film.
Will Smith's son
by My Ass Smells
Feb 25th, 2007
08:11:19 PM
Doesn't Will Smith have enough money to put his child in private school? Learn to ready, boy!
RenoNevada2000 I agree!
by Uncapie
Feb 25th, 2007
08:11:27 PM
I thought it was Marlon Brando resurrected!
Will Smith's Kid
by Itchy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:11:34 PM
Will be locked in a auditing chamber with Tom Cruise for a week afer that screw up. The engrams obviously caused him to misread his cue.
she's correcting herself. holy crap.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:11:41 PM
she apologized to Penny. NICE.
"WOW - I wanted it to win"
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
08:11:57 PM
No shit, Harry. Is there any category Pan's Labrynth is nominated that you DON'T want it to win?
This sound effect stuff is really awesome holy crap.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:12:27 PM
this is a good oscars. you pessimistic narcissits piss me off. fags.
nice to see adverts aren't just shit in the Uk
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
08:12:36 PM
just like that car
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
08:12:46 PM
just like that car commercial
I knew she fucked up that Mexican thing
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 25th, 2007
08:12:50 PM
Spaniards can be touchy about that.
Every time I see Penelope Cruz
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
08:12:54 PM
I hear Fred Norris playing the chicken clucking sound effect on The Howard Stern Show.
......The fuck?
by fearlesszero
Feb 25th, 2007
08:13:05 PM
.....?
Michael Winslow could do all this sound FX crap himself
by Flim Springfield
Feb 25th, 2007
08:13:36 PM
Excuse me....
by AngelCordy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:13:48 PM
but wtf was that
Ellen coorrected
by Darth Hater
Feb 25th, 2007
08:13:52 PM
her Cruz/Mexican statment. I think Ellen is excellent as host and very funny!
This Oscars is, without question, worst ever
by Itchy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:13:56 PM
Mostly due to Ellen. If she wasn't gay, she wouldn't have a career, because she sure as hell isn't funny or entertaining. We just have to pretend she is because she used to mow down on Anne Heche's box.
sound effects choir??
by bib fortuna
Feb 25th, 2007
08:13:58 PM
uhh, weird.
Nicholson
by jgmamma0
Feb 25th, 2007
08:14:02 PM
I don't know about fat. But I think the bald look is for his new film with Morgan Freeman called "The Bucket List". They play cancer ward patients.
That sound effect thing would have been impressive
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
08:14:03 PM
If they actually let us see the film clips.
Carrell just nailed my sex life and probably all yours.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:14:33 PM
HA HA HA HA
Human sound effects chior???????
by RickSlamu2
Feb 25th, 2007
08:15:03 PM
Amazingly stupid!!!!
They're lip syncing!...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:15:09 PM
Honestly though, that was pretty impressive. And I laughed at the muting gag.
Uh oh, there starts the Iwo Jima love...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:16:23 PM
One of the few nominees I didn't see, and I'm sure it's good, but Scorsese better not lose to Eastwood again.
HOW DID "JIMA" HAVE BETTER SOUND THAN "FLAGS"?
by TallBoy66
Feb 25th, 2007
08:16:26 PM
I didn't see either picture (waiting for a double DVD day), but, c'mon, seriously, aren't they the same picture?
Letters get its first, good for them.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:16:27 PM
h
Greg kinear should do more good films
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
08:16:40 PM
I REALLY want to see Letter to Iwo Jima
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
08:17:01 PM
Tis pity it's not playing anywhere I live.
It's not Steven Seagal will ever win an oscar
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
08:17:40 PM
...or Jean Claude Van Damme or Chuck Norris or Dolph Lundgren (he actually holds a master's degree in chemical engineering...no wonder he's still a wooden actor, it sure pay mortgage bills a lot faster) or Ahnuld or Sly or Vin or Casper Van Dien. After all, Oscars is a snooty, self-important awards ceremony for saccharine old farts & lip-pursing Castro-idolizing liberals. ::( about Apocalypto's second Oscar loss, Mel became Captain Morgan in the fantasyland.
Biel shoulda worn a tighter dress. Bitch.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:17:51 PM
no bra though, and that's nice.
Ellen is getting killed up there.
by scrivener
Feb 25th, 2007
08:18:05 PM
We have ten nerds sitting around a TV drinking beer and eating pizza and right now the Ellen score is 50-0... that's emberassed cringes vs giggles. I thought this would be bad, but I didn't think it would be THIS bad.
Ohhhh Jessica Biel.....
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
08:18:18 PM
Yummy.
Yeah, Kinnear is underrated...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:18:24 PM
He is capable of great stuff.
sound effect choir
by Macktheknife01
Feb 25th, 2007
08:19:17 PM
Ok that sucked
fuck, thats one for DREAMGIRLS
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:19:28 PM
shitcocks
Itchy
by Darth Hater
Feb 25th, 2007
08:19:44 PM
you ignorant slut..... Ellens is hysterical. her munchin carpet is just a perk.
Ellen looked like...
by mrfan
Feb 25th, 2007
08:19:47 PM
Captain Kangaroo.
Dreamgirls first win of the night.
by scrivener
Feb 25th, 2007
08:19:51 PM
And that's one win too many.
Hey
by AngelCordy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:20:08 PM
Have they shown Nicholson in the front row yet? I'll be sad if he's not there.
Sound Mixing
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
08:20:10 PM
Ahhh, that guy who had been nominated 19 times with no win, didn't get it again. That sucks.
Jack is there.
by mrfan
Feb 25th, 2007
08:21:03 PM
Shaved head and all.
yeah, he's bald now, but still wearing the glasses.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:21:10 PM
he's still there. dont worry.
WRAP IT UP B!
by Spooky Howell
Feb 25th, 2007
08:21:11 PM
Wrap it up indeed!
Man, here is supporting...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:21:18 PM
wooooo
Why didn't they hire that guy from Police Academy?
by Palooka
Feb 25th, 2007
08:21:33 PM
I bet he could have done the whole set by himself.
Rachel Weisz
by Itchy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:21:41 PM
Schwing. And no, Ellen is not funny. Not now, not ever.
Apocalypto Loses: The Jews Strike Back
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
08:22:09 PM
Now in production.
Mmmmm Rachel
by GreatWhiteNoise
Feb 25th, 2007
08:22:17 PM
Although she looks like she needs a nap...
NORBIT NORBIT NORBIT
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
08:22:23 PM
NORBIT NORBIT NORBIT
Dance Ellen...
by Lain Of The Net
Feb 25th, 2007
08:22:28 PM
...as fast as you can.
Djimon Hounsou needs to play Marvel's Black Panther
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
08:22:50 PM
Period.
SUPPORTING ACTOR GOES TO..ALAN ARKIN
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:20 PM
nice one, sir.WHAT AN UPSET
*gasp* Rachel Weisz is a hottie, Darren is a lucky man!
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:20 PM
Damn, handsome & well-off British men blush with jealousy at a New Yorker who took a purty Brit with her on the cruise ship :) Victory for male American pride!~
Upset! Arkin!
by JohnnyS2
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:26 PM
Wowza.
Congrats Alan Arkin
by mrfan
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:33 PM
He deserved it.
Little Miss Way-the-fuck-overrated wins.
by scrivener
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:34 PM
Fuck.
little children
by Macktheknife01
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:43 PM
that movie looks uh fun, btw when will ben seaver star in that osama bin laden bio pic
WHAT?!?!
by AngelCordy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:47 PM
BULLSHIT. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS WIN.
Alan Arkin Bitches!
by triplefive
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:49 PM
Fuck ALOT of women
ONE FOR LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE.
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:51 PM
I CANT BELIEVE EDDIE DIDNT GET IT.
Alan Arkin!?
by GreatWhiteNoise
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:52 PM
Hm. Well, good on him.
Alan Arkin ?!? Bullshit.
by Itchy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:55 PM
Should've been won by Kelly Leak. Then we could have all piled in the conversion van and headed out for smokes and beer to celebrate.
I would have liked to have seen Wahlberg win...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:23:55 PM
But Arkin did a fantastic job, and basically anyone winning over Murphy is fine by me. Now, if only Hudson doesn't win because she sang a song well. Give it to Rinko!
wrong song?
by master bitchfist
Feb 25th, 2007
08:24:18 PM
was that the wrong song for alan arkin??
am i getting this shit early? what the hell?
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:24:35 PM
I'm like 6 seconds ahead of all you fuckers.
that's it for LMS
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
08:24:55 PM
It's painful to only see Weisz as a presenter...torture! Arkin's win is great. End it's enough for LMS.
How awesome would it have been if Carell...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:24:58 PM
had won an Oscar? That'd have been wonderful.
Alan Arkin was the best thing in that film
by MontyPigeon
Feb 25th, 2007
08:25:00 PM
The film however deserves to not even be nominated for Best Picture. Good on him, its better than Mr Murphy getting it.
Cool...He's a class act.....
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
08:25:04 PM
But I wasn't a fan of the movie itself.
Arkin...hmm.
by rainbowtrout1265
Feb 25th, 2007
08:25:15 PM
didn't realize he took himself so seriously...
Supporting Actors were all really good
by TallBoy66
Feb 25th, 2007
08:25:19 PM
Well, I didn't see Little Children, but I dug all of those performaces as well. Even though Marky-Mark really didn't do much but, you know, yell.
"Into the Blue!"
by Lain Of The Net
Feb 25th, 2007
08:26:09 PM
Way to go Captain!
Eddie was robbed!
by fearlesszero
Feb 25th, 2007
08:26:13 PM
You know it be true.
Marty's laugh is so cute
by AllieJamison
Feb 25th, 2007
08:26:14 PM
Marty's laugh is so cute
Okay, the screenplay bit was drawn out too long
by GreatWhiteNoise
Feb 25th, 2007
08:26:27 PM
-- The Great White Noise has spoken.
Okay, the screenplay bit was drawn out too long
by GreatWhiteNoise
Feb 25th, 2007
08:26:27 PM
-- The Great White Noise has spoken.
Eddie was good.
by mrfan
Feb 25th, 2007
08:26:34 PM
Just not as good as Arkin.
I wonder if that screenplay she gave Scorsese...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:26:36 PM
is just blank pages, or if some garbage is actually written on it.
why are the car commercial people on the oscars?
by TotallyGayForChristianBale
Feb 25th, 2007
08:26:52 PM
its kinda cool i guess. but dont they work for GMC?
Too bad Marky Mark didn't win
by IndyCollector
Feb 25th, 2007
08:27:08 PM
so the band could have played "Good Vibrations" as he walked up to the stage.
Ellen plays an ass-kissing sycophant to Marty & co
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
08:27:15 PM
INFERNAL AFFAIRS is a far superior to the dumb, bloated & long-winded The Departed in compact storyline and tight editing. Marty better not win an Oscar, it's more like "The Academy feel for ya, here's a pity Oscar, Marty"
The shadow thing is getting real tired real fast
by GreatWhiteNoise
Feb 25th, 2007
08:27:48 PM
Kinda like the rest of the show
I see that Captain "ellen" Kangaroo was...
by mrfan
Feb 25th, 2007
08:27:56 PM
trying to drum up some laughs. Perhaps some thousand ping pong balls falling on her would be better than the stuff she is spitting out tonight.
You're right.
by AngelCordy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:28:17 PM
Eddie WAS robbed. Alan Arkin did not wow me at all in LMS. In fact, no one besides Carell did. This SUCKS.
Too bad for Eddie
by Palooka
Feb 25th, 2007
08:28:18 PM
Was I the only one who thought that Little Miss Sunshine was just too much? Arkin was just the same crotchety old man we've seen a million times over.
If Marty were to get a pity Oscar...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:29:53 PM
it'd be the Honorary won that Altman got.
Arkin has done an incredible body of work in his life.
by Uncapie
Feb 25th, 2007
08:30:04 PM
"Help him. Help the bombadier. But, I'm the bombadier. Then, help him."
wow i misinterpreted that dove ad
by Macktheknife01
Feb 25th, 2007
08:30:12 PM
didnt realize she was dancing thought it was a bit of nasty
Alan Arkin deserved it for Glengarry Glen Ross
by chrth
Feb 25th, 2007
08:30:20 PM
So good for him.
Ellen's tackiness shows with Napoleon Dynamite homage
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
08:30:21 PM
Is ND even a funny movie? No way. Worst movie of 2004, period. And yet everyone seem to love it. Bird shit rubbish film, at least Jon Heder got a much-needed movie star status. If Napoleon D were a real person he'd file a lawsuit like that "I KISS U!" Turk tried to sue Sasha Cohen for ripping him off.
It's been all downhill for Marky Mark since that song
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 25th, 2007
08:30:40 PM
I guess it's a good thing the whole acting and producing thing worked out for him.
GODDAMNIT, I FUCKING HATE "CARS!!!!"
by TallBoy66
Feb 25th, 2007
08:30:59 PM
Terrible movie.
This reminds me ...
by fearlesszero
Feb 25th, 2007
08:31:14 PM
of when Martin Landau won for best supporting actor over Sam Jackson back in 94.
Maybe...
by Spooky Howell
Feb 25th, 2007
08:31:24 PM
This loss for murphy will prompt him to drop more F bombs on film again. We need our foul mouthed, smart ass cop back.
Infernal Affairs was
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
08:31:35 PM
Overrated, boring, muddled crap. NOt to mention the horrendous feel-good ending.The Departed was sublime cinema. Hollywood at it's best.
Infernal Affairs was
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
08:31:41 PM
Overrated, boring, muddled crap. NOt to mention the horrendous feel-good ending.The Departed was sublime cinema. Hollywood at it's best.
thought that Alan Arkin would win...
by BrokenHeath
Feb 25th, 2007
08:32:11 PM
It didn't help that something so low-brow as Norbit was out and Eddie Murphy doesn't do publicity, so he doesn't kiss enough ass to get awards. What's with people putting their Oscars on the ground? Seems so tacky...aren't they coordinated enough to hold it and a piece of paper for their speech? That Letters From Iwo Jima sound guy gave the most slow and boring speech I've ever heard, ugh. After reading one paper, he says and "I'd like to thank" then turns to a second piece of paper..."my father who blah blah blah". Couldn't he have remembered that off his head?
Jimmy Taylor Bitches!
by triplefive
Feb 25th, 2007
08:32:12 PM
FUCKalot of women
I LIKED Little Miss Sunshine.
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
08:32:20 PM
Very much, actually. But not this Randy Newman song.
Oh no! James Tayl- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by Flim Springfield
Feb 25th, 2007
08:32:23 PM
A GREAT BIG FRAGGING CARS BANNER!!!!!!!!!!
by RickSlamu2
Feb 25th, 2007
08:32:23 PM
Taste or tact??? Anyone??????
Actually Arkin was hilarious in Grosse Pointe Blank...
by GreatWhiteNoise
Feb 25th, 2007
08:32:25 PM
Yeah, OK. Can't argue too hard against it.
James Taylor singing while beating Darryl Hannah.
by Uncapie
Feb 25th, 2007
08:32:35 PM
In 5/5 time.
FearlessZero...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:33:24 PM
Granted, but Ed Wood did kick a lot of ass. Depp should have an Oscar for it.
Damn...They're really cutting speaches short this year
by HyperKnight23
Feb 25th, 2007
08:33:47 PM
Kindda feel bad for that one guy that didn't didn't get a chance to say his thank yous cause the black guy stole his airtime. Not the first time a black man steals something...ZING.
In Hell, James Taylor plays 24 hours a day
by chrth
Feb 25th, 2007
08:34:38 PM
BTW, I'm watching Part 8 of Jazz. Charlie Parker: now that's good music.
It wasn't James Taylor who beat Daryl Hannah
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 25th, 2007
08:34:47 PM
It was Jackson Browne.
infernal affairs FTW
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
08:34:52 PM
Infernal affairs rapes the shit out of the departed, departed is good but infernal affairs is just better.
Get the fucking hook
by TallBoy66
Feb 25th, 2007
08:35:05 PM
God, what a terrible song.
Seperated at birth-
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 25th, 2007
08:35:14 PM
James Taylor and Bobby Duvall?
It was Jackson Browne who was with.......
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
08:35:22 PM
Darryl Hannah. Not James Taylor. And is it just me, or does every single Mellissa Etheridge song sound exactly the same?
Glad they put two songs back to back
by VitaminJ
Feb 25th, 2007
08:35:50 PM
Gives me time to go make turds.
Is this ceremony carbon-neutral?
by Flim Springfield
Feb 25th, 2007
08:35:54 PM
My cable has gone out!
by Ivan Alexeev
Feb 25th, 2007
08:36:02 PM
Not on all channels, just the ABC stations. Guess I don't get to watch this year.
Little Miss SUnshine....
by samuraiyao
Feb 25th, 2007
08:36:04 PM
will win for best picture!! What will that say about indie films in the future!!
What a pair!
by filmicdrummer17
Feb 25th, 2007
08:36:07 PM
Seriously.
Hyperknight,...
by malamatijm
Feb 25th, 2007
08:36:15 PM
That has just amde me laugh 100x more than anything Ellen has said tonight.
Mmmmmm
by AngelCordy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:36:47 PM
DiCaprio. Still pretty.
Harry...
by dead000
Feb 25th, 2007
08:36:56 PM
Harry, you don't know who James McAvoy is?! Interesting. You will when this site hypes Wanted next year. James McAvoy....
seinfeld not so worried neither am i
by Macktheknife01
Feb 25th, 2007
08:37:46 PM
al gore talks and i will kill an endangered species
Fucking awful candid of Seinfeld!...
by DanielKurland
Feb 25th, 2007
08:37:47 PM
Nice that he's there though.
Jerry Seinfeld Looks Pekish
by Palooka
Feb 25th, 2007
08:37:48 PM
Wonder if he's tired of being asked,"so what was Kramer's problem?"
global warming
by rainbowtrout1265
Feb 25th, 2007
08:38:07 PM
lol!
Jesus Leo......
by Alex Kitner
Feb 25th, 2007
08:38:13 PM
Why dont you just blow Al Gore and get it over with?
Oscars Go Green
by Itchy
Feb 25th, 2007
08:38:14 PM
Yippe !! Someone forgot to tell all the attendees piled up 15 deep in their limos who all flew in on their private jets and stay in their 10,000 ft2 hotel suites. God these circle jerk elitists make me want to barf.
Muted, Leo looks like he's talking about tits
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 25th, 2007
08:38:23 PM
That was really funny
Crusty
by Subovon
Feb 25th, 2007
08:38:57 PM
This show makes us look like a bunch of crusty, old white farts. These are the "liberals"? They put a show on with James Taylor, dumb songs about global warming, all pilled up on top of lame jokes and stiff celebs all wearing the same shit. Very progressive, indeed. Revolutionary. Oh, brother, here's the fucking Goracle.
Green.....my ass
by ripsovich
Feb 25th, 2007
08:39:19 PM
Yeah, the hundreds of lights, limos, private jets.....SURE they went green.
Alan Arkin is a legend and he deserves his Oscar
by workshed
Feb 25th, 2007
08:39:19 PM
Nuff said..! Yossarian rules.
To be fair, i think they mentioned something about.....
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 25th, 2007
08:39:37 PM
"Hybris limos and SUV's" Yeah, big deal. If they REALLY were serious, they would have showed up on Bicycles.
THE GORACLE SPEAKS
by Sir Loin
Feb 25th, 2007
08:39:59 PM
...and I feel greener already, thanks to the lockbox. By the way, how about reducing all the private jet flights that celebrities who advocate this stuff use? Think of all the pollution they're spewing! Of course, they can't be inconvenienced by such tripe.
Al Gore v. Harry = Mothra v. Gamera
by YackBacker
Feb 25th, 2007
08:40:16 PM
Large and in charge.
Great ending
by fearlesszero
Feb 25th, 2007
08:40:17 PM
Great ending to the Al Gore/Leo bit. I actually laughed.
But are they smelling their own farts yet?
by chrth
Feb 25th, 2007
08:40:34 PM
What's the Smug level at?

Meanwhile, Dizzy Gillespie is spear-heading the popularizing of Be-Bop.

AL GORE FOR PRESIDENT
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Feb 25th, 2007
08:40:53 PM
LEONARDO DICAPRIO FOR VEEP. Al looks like a marshmallow puff, though. I'm a half-believer of global warming but it's naturally occuring every 100,000 years. "For the first time in the history of the Oscars, it is GREEN!" Yay, Leo, we love you, but face the reality, the indu