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Will she claim to be an Amazonian Princess?
by darquelyte
Feb 14th, 2007
06:22:11 PM
That would be a great delusion for her to have. ~ÐL
Or maybe a nurse from World War 2
by darquelyte
Feb 14th, 2007
06:23:16 PM
Looking for a downed pilot she was treating. ~ÐL
Or try to escape in her inivisible plane
by darquelyte
Feb 14th, 2007
06:24:25 PM
You know, the one that only she can see. ~ÐL
Invisible too
by darquelyte
Feb 14th, 2007
06:24:49 PM
Darn stubby fingers.
Fuck Off!
by darquelyte
Feb 14th, 2007
06:26:18 PM
How did this happen?
Seeing they can't use the character...
by Kenny8
Feb 14th, 2007
06:28:01 PM
..of Wonder Woman(which is probably a good thing), it's a nice nod. I'm enjoying Smallville a lot this season, it's been fun. Even the Lana/stalker episode kept me entertained. Whilst it's not "great" television, it entertains in a way "Superman Returns" couldn't be bothered attempting being too concerned with taking itself seriously.....plus Erica Durance runs rings around the Razzie nominated Bosworth!
And Please Harry Please Change The Graphic
by darquelyte
Feb 14th, 2007
06:28:34 PM
It's Valentine's Day, not New Years. Don't you have one of those crazy gay themed ones where you're molesting Mori's toon? Or maybe you could have a Heroes themed one where you're in a cheerleader outfit, and get your head ripped off, and then put back. Anything!
Martian Manhunter
by dms74
Feb 14th, 2007
06:28:34 PM
Have I missed some chatter, or have we all been snoozing on the introduction of the Martian Manhunter to the show?
Flames on Wonder Woman = Nipples on Her Lasso
by Err
Feb 14th, 2007
06:32:33 PM
Lynda Carter 4 lyfe. She's awesome.
Linda is one hot WWILF!
by Billyeveryteen
Feb 14th, 2007
06:41:14 PM
Bring her on!
Maybe she can do that twirl thing...
by mrfan
Feb 14th, 2007
06:50:53 PM
like at the beginning of each episode of Wonder Woman.
Obligatory Family Guy reference
by Nodwick
Feb 14th, 2007
07:53:38 PM
"I notice you didn't use the invisible sink..."
Lana better die soon or I'm done watching
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 14th, 2007
08:11:03 PM
they need to stop making clark look like such a pussy
Clark Kent
by Douche Baggins
Feb 14th, 2007
09:03:03 PM
so when is Clark going to go to college and get a journalism degree so he can work at the Daily Planet?
Martian Manhunter
by Gunslinger1919
Feb 14th, 2007
09:18:16 PM
Kind of came in from left field. When the character was introduced earlier in the season I figured him to be another Kryptonian. Now it seems he's MM. How cool is Lynda Carter being on the show, though? I'm with Billyeveryteen....definitely a WWILF!
I MISS ONE EPISODE AND MM SHOWED UP!!!!!!
by knowledge1027
Feb 14th, 2007
09:41:03 PM
please someone explain when did mm show up
knowledge1027
by darquelyte
Feb 14th, 2007
09:51:17 PM
MM first showed up in the episode where Clark had to fight WWE wrestler Batista who was playing a Kryptonian who escaped from the Phantom Zone and was running around ripping the bones out of people and eating them, leaving the puddle remains behind. Batista was about to kill Clark, when MM took him out. Clark saw a silouetted figure whose eyes glowed red, and then flew off. A few episodes later, Clark was attacked by another escaped Kryptonian who was only in "phantom" form. The phantom was inside Clark's mind and trying to convince Clark that his whole existence was fake and that he was in a mental institution. If Clark gave in, the phantom would have been able to take control of Clark's body. MM used his mental powers to get in Clark's head and help show him the way. Once Clark was free, MM was next to Clark in his barn. Once again, his eyes glowed and he flew away. Clark only knows of his existence, but doesn't know anything else about him as MM always takes off without talking to him. ~ÐL
Linda Carter was really hot
by veritasses
Feb 14th, 2007
10:12:29 PM
back in the day. I have no idea what she looks like now though. Smallville has all the incredible potential of the DC universe but the writers/producers are coming up with the dumbest, generic, lame-a$$ stories... It's really furstrating that they're not doing more with the show except to try and appeal to the tweener market. A mature look and tone with a heavy emphasis on geek moments could catepault that show into one of the best on tv. As it stands I'm thinking it needs to be put out of it's misery.
darquelyte (re: Batista's character)
by RetroActive
Feb 14th, 2007
10:35:34 PM
He wasn't Kryptonian nor was he from the Phantom Zone. Clark assumed he was a Phantom Zone escapee. He was, in fact, someone altogether different and someone MM had been pursuing. That's why Clark's little Phantom Zone capturing gadget didn't work on him. That is all. Peace.
crap
by supermarch
Feb 14th, 2007
10:51:45 PM
I thought a new character was going to be in it not some haggard old actress. I saw that crazy bitch show played Lois Lane in the Christopher Reeves Superman in some Jules Vern show on the weekend. Man does that thing suck some ass.
Lynda Carter was in Sky High...
by Billyeveryteen
Feb 14th, 2007
10:55:51 PM
And is still spoogeworthy.
RetroActive
by darquelyte
Feb 14th, 2007
11:49:23 PM
This is from the episode recap on the CW site: Episode: Static Clark (Tom Welling) learns a Zoner has landed in Seattle and slaughtered the entire crew of a working ship. Upon investigation, Clark comes face to face with a horrifying Phantom (guest star Batista) who sucks the bones out of people.
NEVER!!!!! >:O
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Feb 15th, 2007
12:10:28 AM
There's NO WAY a vision of eternal sexual hotness like Lynda Carter is the natural mother of that annoying, whining, ugly scavenger of Lana Lang's sloppy seconds... AKA Chloe Sullivan! Obviously, this is either a horrible case of miscasting, or the writers are setting it up that Wonder Sullivan ended up in an asylum after seeing the HORROR that she'd unwittingly spawned! >:P If Lynda Carter weren't so infuriatingly HOT, I'd happily MISS this episode. But, alas, her MILFitude compels me to watch! ...and download the episode off the internet...
Did he just DIS Lynda Carter???? >:O
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Feb 15th, 2007
12:20:09 AM
Now, dat just Ain't Cool...
Martian Manhunter!
by Capt. Spaulding
Feb 15th, 2007
12:31:12 AM
I may have to start watching this show now.
Did he just DIS Chloe Sullivan?
by oisin5199
Feb 15th, 2007
02:12:50 AM
Don't be badmouthing my girl Chloe, the best damn thing about Smallville!
error in article
by Napoleon Park
Feb 15th, 2007
03:36:18 AM
It stated Lynda Carter is a DC icon. Linda Carter, Night Nurse (and Linda Carter, Student Nurse) are trademarks of Marvel Comics Group. Lynda Carter is an actress who played an iconic DC heroine. Or does DC actually own the names Halle Barry and Noel Neill and Adrienne Barbeau because they once played DC characters? I know Marvel owns the name Captain Marvel, which is why DC's comics with the real Captain Marvel have to be called "Shazam". Is Marvel's ownership of Linda Carter the reason the actress has to spell her name Lynda? If Halle Barry is a DC icon how could she play Storm in that X-Men movie? *** By the way, this goes way back, but did you know Clark has black hair, Lana is a redhead, Pete Ross is a blond and Ma and Pa Kent have gray hair in the comics? The only character whose hair color they got right on Smallboy is Lex Luthor.
6 seasons of pussywhipping.
by bioforge
Feb 15th, 2007
03:53:49 AM
Life sucks when your testicles never drop. Even if they're made of steel.Watch and learn.
LOL. WWILF
by Mike_D
Feb 15th, 2007
06:01:00 AM
I'll have to remember that one.
I'm going to let messi preach the gospel of Smallville.
by Shermdawg
Feb 15th, 2007
06:35:41 AM
I'm too busy with WoW to spend my time trying to convert people into appreciating MELTING OWL & UNSOCIABLE HAMMER!!!

Mmm-DROP!

Oh yeah, that episode from a few weeks back where Clark went batshit over the red-kryptonite laced lipstick was fucking great! As much as I don't like Durance, her and Welling have chemistry. Not Chloe/Jimmy chemistry, but enough to warrant a quick exit of my ex-wife. ;)

LANA MUST DIE IN THE SEASON FINALE. FUCK THE CANON.

I love Kristin, but extending this for another year, is pushing it. Just let season seven be Lex seeking revenge.

And for the love of god, please give John Glover more screentime!!!

That is all...for now.
can anyone please explain
by emeraldboy
Feb 15th, 2007
06:36:28 AM
why there was no smallville movie directed by brian singer. It would have made more sense, would not have alienated many as SR did. I enjoyed SR and the plot with the kid didnt piss me off as much as the rest of you did because I completely understood that Lois had moved on. She kept her feelings quiet untill Clark turned up. Bosworth was the worst thing about that movie the rest is nitpicking.
The icon will be changed....
by emeraldboy
Feb 15th, 2007
06:42:03 AM
by september. in the immortal words of john cleese this site has to be, it is a stiff, it is an ex-site.
Oh yeah, Supernatural...
by Shermdawg
Feb 15th, 2007
06:44:19 AM
Needs to get on track, I'm sick of every episode he brothers having the same damn argument over Sam going all psycho and Dean having to kill him.

It's getting old.

Fast.
They need to incorporate Lori Lemaris...
by Otter
Feb 15th, 2007
07:26:16 AM
... she supposedly met Clark in his early years, and since Metropolis has been established to be near the ocean somewhere, it could fit in.
When is Gene Hackman going to be on Smallville?
by gusborwig
Feb 15th, 2007
08:44:50 AM
If the Smallville production team was smart enough they would get Hackman on Smallville. Im a dream world I would see him as Lex Luthors long lost grandfather, or as the corrupt mayor of Metropolis.
Xiphos
by veritasses
Feb 15th, 2007
09:03:08 AM
50+ and still smoking, eh? Can't wait to see her. That WW costume was one of the best things on TV back then. And yeah, I don't it religiously but I do check in from time to time to see how it's doing. I just wish the writing/stories were better... maybe get the guys who were behind JL/JLU on the Cartoon Network to write a full season. I realize that would spike their budget but I'm sure they'd make up for it in ratings.
Bad headline
by CarmillaVonDoom
Feb 15th, 2007
09:39:12 AM
I think we all like Lynda Carter, but she isn't a * DC * icon. WONDER WOMAN is a DC Icon though. Is she going to show up on Smallville??
It's hard to decide which is worse
by Mr Incredible
Feb 15th, 2007
09:40:09 AM
Lois and Clark or this meandering crap.
Lynda Carter Launched The Success Of Comic Adaptations
by Red Lantern
Feb 15th, 2007
11:18:15 AM
At least in modern days. If it wasn't for Wonder Woman, there woould be no X-Men movies, no Batman, no Spider-Man, nothing for everyone to complain about. So calling her a DC icon, while maybe not semantically correct, is really not that much of a stretch. All comic loving fans owe a debt to this series. I also happen to believe it was this series that changed the direction of X-Men comics to allow bustier females. Just a theory though.
a Shermdog worthy suggestion...
by lynxpro
Feb 15th, 2007
11:33:21 AM
Cast Brandon Routh as Bizarro on *Smallville*. C'mon, he's gotta eat too!
Superman Returns sucked
by Kal El Vis
Feb 15th, 2007
11:52:32 AM
And I have followed every episode of every seaon of Smallville so far, but the Producers said something recently that has got me torn over continuing. They stated that due to Singerman, they will NOT place Tom Welling in the Superman suit, EVER. What kind of pay-off for the audience is THAT?? How do they think they can end it to where people say "What? 7 years for THAT??". The reaction will be almost the same as it was for Singerman. Horrible.
Should have been "people don't say"
by Kal El Vis
Feb 15th, 2007
12:03:43 PM
That's all
Use the black/silver suit.
by Shermdawg
Feb 15th, 2007
12:22:21 PM
Problem solved.
Except
by Kal El Vis
Feb 15th, 2007
12:36:55 PM
They said they WILL NOT put him in the suit. Period. And that is LAME.
Didnt They Show Her Mom Already?
by topaz4206
Feb 15th, 2007
01:49:24 PM
In that episode where we find out about the history of mental illness in Chloe's family? (It was like a horror episode in a mental institution)
problem solved...
by lynxpro
Feb 15th, 2007
02:30:08 PM
Fire Bryan Singer and Jon Peters and take away their grip over the Superman franchise at WB Pictures. Then get Christian Bale to agree to a cameo (a la Harrison Ford on *The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles*) next season on *Smallville* right before the next Batman film hits the theatres.
Licensing
by Abin Sur
Feb 15th, 2007
02:41:51 PM
What I don't get is how Batman showed up on "Birds of Prey", which was the same FREAKIN' network as Smallville, but they made up some Batman-lite "Adam Knight" character a few seasons back (wasn't that Boone from Lost?) I understand trademark infringement and all that, but on the SAME network? Strange to me.
I stopped watching and haven't felt this good in years!
by wintocha67
Feb 15th, 2007
02:55:49 PM
Yes!
BS will quit, just like Whedon
by Kal El Vis
Feb 15th, 2007
03:42:18 PM
WB is "tightening the noose" on their properties, and Singer won't "bend over and take it" when they exert control. No pun intended...Or was there?
Old News
by Atomica
Feb 15th, 2007
04:51:05 PM
kryptonsite.com reported this Monday.
Will She.....
by Mutley26
Feb 15th, 2007
06:38:03 PM
Be shagging 'The Invisible Man' on a rooftop? Will Clarke unwittingly indulge in man on man anal?
The perfect guest stars for this show...?
by Voice O. Reason
Feb 15th, 2007
06:57:31 PM
The Legion. I don't care if they have their own shitty Saturday morning cartoon...It's be perfect! Just make it happen!
Abin Sur
by lynxpro
Feb 15th, 2007
07:13:39 PM
The Batman film property was still in development hell when the "scene" was shot (with Batman & Catwoman) for *Birds of Prey*. You are talking about the time when Warners was gung-ho to give Aronofsky the duties which involved that "has a beer and cheets on his wife" deal, while others online argued for a better film with a better storyline. Hmmm...what was that one user's name who kept on posting about how Warners should dump Aronofsky and pick Ra's Al Ghul for the lead villain? Hmmm...I think his name is... :)
holy crap tonights episode was awesome
by BLWiseass
Feb 15th, 2007
08:17:54 PM
SPOILER ALERT Big shocker about Clohe. Did not see that coming before tonight. Once clark took care of clohe, why didn't he go try and super speed save some of the other green dots?
Clark removing the tracking device was awesome!
by Shermdawg
Feb 15th, 2007
09:18:07 PM
He's not gonna win an Emmy anytime soon (wait a sec... they gave one to Kiefer, so Tom may have a shot :P) but Welling showed he is better actor than what you guys give him credit for in that scene.

And the revelation of Miss Sullivan being a "meteor freak" was a nice touch.

This season's been pretty damn good so far.
Also, tonights Supernatural...
by Shermdawg
Feb 15th, 2007
09:24:23 PM
even though it was a ripoff of Jose Chung and that Luke Wilson episode of The X-Files (and c'mon, when is it not a X-Files ripoff?) it was exactly wha this series needed. A comedy themed installment.

The anal probing/slow dancing Alien had me rolling. All it was missing was "This is not happening... This is not happening...".

Good stuff. Probably my favorite episode of the show thus far.
What happens when Lana stumbles across the Chloe video?
by SpyGuy
Feb 15th, 2007
10:28:02 PM
Probably nothing, because Lana's a complete moron, but it could make for an interesting honeymoon treat.

Oh, and it's nice to see that Chloe's superhuman uber-hacking skills are finally being explained after all this time. See what happens when you drink too much Kryptonite Gatorade?

WWE's KANE ON SMALLVILLE!!!
by Shermdawg
Feb 16th, 2007
03:36:56 AM
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news /ashleykanesmallville
Great ep last night
by darquelyte
Feb 16th, 2007
08:02:06 AM
I'm just hoping that Chloe's meteor infection brings about a superpower, and not Kryptonite Cancer. ~ÐL
This episode was....
by kingoflight
Feb 16th, 2007
09:40:17 AM
slightly misunderstood, why would clark be worried about meteor feakes being killed off in his home turn. Yeah chloe is his side kick and all but shit happens, Tobias would have been a great assist to the justice leauge of smallville, would have had killed all thoese filler epidoses. Does anyone else feel really lost in smallville now, there seams to be no structure to core plot these days. The phantoms that have escaped what 2 have been dealt with ( i think ) with almost no explanation to whats going on with the other that are floating about. Did lex have launas baby infected ? whats with the infected DNA extraction? Was the pipes in chloes mouth need? Any one want to see launa on the extraction table ? Also is it just me or is Tom welling getting bigger and bigger? I think that he should have ago at the superman movie at least a test scence or something.
Easily the best season
by _Maltheus_
Feb 16th, 2007
10:04:29 AM

Yeah, I also just kind of assumed her power was her hacking skills. But then Hollywood treats hacking now, the way they use to treat gunfights when you never ran out of bullets or changed a clip, absurdly. Here's hoping they'll get a little more realistic about it someday.

I'm glad they at least had Lana showing that she knew what Clark's secret was, even if she didn't know the alien part. I hope they realize they can't drag it out any longer now. Maybe till this season's finale. I mean, she knew about the other aliens and their power. She knows Lex is both interested in those aliens and Clark. And now she sort of knows that he has the same super power as them, yet isn't a meteor freak. She knows what Kryptonite does to them, yet sees that Clark still has her necklace and it's clear. It's really not a complex thing to stitch together. Then again, I would put it past this show to keep stringing this along for another couple years.

So wouldn't Chloe now be having a permanent hole in her? I mean, wouldn't that shit cauterize her gaping wound stuck like that. I hope this whole meteor thing doesn't lead to her death. Losing Johnny Kent was bad enough. She's too integral a character.

btw, wasn't that Smallville High in Supenatural?
by Shermdawg
Feb 16th, 2007
10:25:41 AM
Pretty damn sure it was.
Oh and messi...
by Shermdawg
Feb 16th, 2007
10:27:29 AM
I don't do email.
Wonder Woman's lasso around my ballsack
by Venkie007
Feb 18th, 2007
06:53:38 AM
Especially if it's Lynda Carter. Oh yeah- one more thing: CHANGE THE CORNER ANIMATION!
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