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by ShatirLavan
Feb 13th, 2007
01:43:18 AM
like I said
I honestly...
by PirateEmery
Feb 13th, 2007
01:46:05 AM
... don't care. I didn't even read the article.
Prepare for the hate.
by DocPazuzu
Feb 13th, 2007
01:57:31 AM
Oh man, I can see it now: "What? Galactus's presence "is felt"? WTF? Like "hell" in Doom being "true, in a sense"? Galactus nebula = chaps on Venom! Teh suk!"
My Enthusiasm for FF2...
by Blanket-Man
Feb 13th, 2007
01:58:51 AM
...just dropped considerably. Silver Surfer, but no Galactus??? This would be like introducing the Black Suit in the Spidey movies, but no Venom. See how Sony teased and teased us about that, Fox? But there's actually a PAYOFF ahead, unlike what we're discovering for FF now. Sonzabitches!
My enthusiasm for FF2...
by Franklin T Marmoset
Feb 13th, 2007
02:04:05 AM
Just went up!

I'm a little disappointed there's no Galactus - not because I care about the character (I don't), but because he'd be a giant, purple-helmeted cherry of stupid-ness on top of an already pretty fucking ridiculous cake. At least we have the nude surfer who is also silver.

Come on, Fantastic Four Too!

You just CAN'T...
by cornponious
Feb 13th, 2007
02:09:10 AM
...have a FF movie FEATURING the Silver Surfer storyline without SEEING Galactus. You just can't. I WANT to see Galactus, purple helmet and all. I MUST see him in his purple helmet. And I would assume that Galactus' nards are the size of Jupiter. No, not that big. Saturn, possibly.
Purple headed warrior
by Some Dude
Feb 13th, 2007
02:11:05 AM
Quivering mound of love pudding
Capone always scores the sweet interviews
by Ribbons
Feb 13th, 2007
02:11:51 AM
Good job as usual, Capone. All three of Ioan's upcoming movies seem palatable to me. I am kind of ambivalent at this point about the whole 'no Galactus' thing, but I don't know enough about the plot to be too disappointed.
sounds like Galactus will be revealed fully in FF3
by warpspasm
Feb 13th, 2007
02:13:47 AM
Don't worry, Galactus will be in the third film....
by JustinSane
Feb 13th, 2007
02:14:20 AM
...and he'll be played by CLANCY BROWN! I hope.
SILVER SURFERS BALLS!!!
by datachasm
Feb 13th, 2007
02:16:53 AM
why not ask him about that? and the future of Mr HORNBLOWER!!!
But the Only thing that can beat Galactus
by Phategod1
Feb 13th, 2007
03:58:50 AM
is Ghost Rider :) who knows where I pulled that crap from?
Attention FOX! What we SHOULD see AT LEAST (spoilers)
by Triumph poops!
Feb 13th, 2007
04:19:17 AM
I wasn't counting on seeing Galactus in this thing and duking it out with the FF, though that certainly WOULD have made for a far, far better film -- certainly moreso than this utterly bullshit idea that they apparently have gone with (ie. Sue developing feelings for the Surfer and that becoming the central melodrama of the film). I mean seriously, do I really need 2 hours of the Surfer whining or emoting with Jessica Alba making Reed jealous? Seriously, THAT was your brilliant idea for a making a follow-up to an already questionable launch film for what SHOULD have been a major film franchise? I mean, WTF????

Had it been up to me, I'd have cut out Doom's return ENTIRELY...he sucked in FF1 so why bring him back at all, just boot him and get the bad taste out of everyone's mouth already...and just focused instead on making a kick-ass, balls-out action movie -- a true "Earth threatened globally" movie where only SUPERHEROES can save the day -- where the FF have to repel the Surfer and Galactus. For crying out loud, how hard was that to figure out in an early story production meeting?

That said, at the very least, here's a tip for the Fox Honchos or their support staff who'll probably be made to skim this talkback to report back to their bosses given that Reed Richards himself has now sort of spilled some major story beans that he probably WASN'T supposed to reveal just yet. So, Fox, here's a tip to avoid TOTAL HATE from the fans on your already dubious sequel. AT THE VERY LEAST when the movie ends...you know, after the credits roll...there should be a tag on ending that sends us into space at which point we close in on a giant ship, go inside, and then see Galactus actually standing there, looking over some controls and setting a course for Earth. The movie then ends as he turns and looks into the camera, giving everyone a bad ass "Yes, I'm coming to kill you" look as we actually get to see that great Jack Kirby designed head looking mean and destructive.

Seriously, if the movie doesn't at least toss us at least THAT tiny bit, the writing's on the wall regarding what a shitty franchise this has completely turned into, with no hope of redemption. At which point we'll have to wait 20-odd years before someone will finally get behind launching an all-new FF film, a total reboot, at which point they'll hopefully get it RIGHT that time!

Galactus gotta eat
by CuervoJones
Feb 13th, 2007
04:19:59 AM
worlds
Surfer=Sub-Mariner.
by CatVutt
Feb 13th, 2007
04:23:52 AM
So basically they're stealing a bit of the whole 'Sue's got a thing for the Sub-Mariner' and superimposing it on SS? Weird. As far as Galactus...I'm not at all surprised, and I don't think we'll see them tackle him in a third film either. Frankly, I'm not sure I'd want to see the people involved with this project even attempt it anyway.
IOAN GRUFFUDD GOTTA SHIT!
by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies
Feb 13th, 2007
05:00:56 AM
I'd be excited about marrying Jessica Alba too.
Not that it's necessarily a bad thing...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 13th, 2007
05:37:33 AM
...but I guaran-goddamn-tee that Galactus won't be a humanoid at all, but an amorphous alien force like Fred Hoyle's Black Cloud or V'Ger. No way in hell it's going to to a purple Aztec Clancy Brown.
A purple Aztec Clancy Brown
by cornponious
Feb 13th, 2007
05:55:52 AM
Ramirez!
I agree with CatVutt
by just pillow talk
Feb 13th, 2007
06:35:18 AM
you may not necessarily want this group to bring Galactus to life. It could get ugly. I would presume though that they would bring him in for #3. It did serve as a buzz kill because you can't have the surfer without Galactus...

Jessica is a dark angel so of course she gives hummers everyday, two for one special on Tuesdays and seniors get three on Wednesdays.

"Galactus does have a form, doesn't he?"
by CreasyBear
Feb 13th, 2007
06:38:40 AM
Stop with the incessant, painstaking research of FF minutiae, Yo-an Griffith!
no way they bring in the Watcher
by just pillow talk
Feb 13th, 2007
07:04:39 AM
That would require adapting an actual comic book story. I did hear that they signed Steven Seagal to play Galactus. No CGI needed since he's now large enough to play him. He's really looking forward to wearing the purple hat. He'll also be writing/singing the theme song for FF3.
"Galactus does have a form, doesn't he..."
by JuggFuckler
Feb 13th, 2007
07:19:26 AM
Oh for fuck's sake! The guy playing Reed Richards has never even seen a picture of Galactus. I really want to like this movie, but WTF?
Good morning BSB, Yack, et al.
by Fecal Debris
Feb 13th, 2007
07:33:36 AM
Be careful what you say about hummers and cheadle. I apparently went overboard, and the mods saw fit to execute my previous identity. No "you're banned," no nothing--the boxes just wouldn't let me post anymore. So be advised, Big Brother is watching! Love, Abomination.
This is good news...
by Mr Jonse
Feb 13th, 2007
07:52:19 AM
Doom sucked in the first one 'cos he wasn't Doom. This time we get the guy already disfigured, already in the mask, coming over from Latveria to fuck with the FF. Now *that's* Doom. Leave Galactus for the third one and do it right...
The surfboard being the source of POWER-WTF
by Darkwolf9x
Feb 13th, 2007
07:59:52 AM
What??? are you kiddin?
Nah, although I professed to be a pilot...
by Fecal Debris
Feb 13th, 2007
08:02:27 AM
...of the replign, I did not frequent the old, resurrected TBs. I think the mods got uncomfortable with my over-use of "Cheadle" to refer to biological fluid instead of the talented actor of the same name.
The Surfer's power coming from his surfboard
by Snookeroo
Feb 13th, 2007
08:14:32 AM
is like saying the Flash's power comes from his wing-crested yellow booties. Feh.
What a dumb move...
by ImJustSaying
Feb 13th, 2007
08:48:48 AM
Why the hell wouldn't you put Galactus in the movie? Like, really... what were they thinking? Anyways, I suppose his "presence" will work in the film, but yeah, Ioan definitely shouldn't have spilled that we won't see him. Now a lot of the tension is neutralized. Doom wants to surf is a pretty bad plot, too. And also wouldn't Reed the scientist be far more fascinated in the cosmic visitor than Sue? That whole shaking the marriage thing is pretty dumb. What a bad love triangle. And hoorah for FF vs. The Papparazzi. That's really a nemesis that ONLY hollywood cares about. Blah. All that said, I really don't care that much about this film, and I'm going to see it and i'm probably going to enjoy it, at the very least much more than the first one. And also Ioan is a really good actor, I like seeing him in stuff a lot. Bt the TV set is pretty bad. Like... I don't think it should get distribution. It should be shown on comedy central and go to dvd. Like.. it's funny, but not movie quality. It's like an HBO special or something.
DR. DOOM GOTTA SURF!!!
by ImJustSaying
Feb 13th, 2007
08:51:12 AM
I want a second opinion... on how bodacious this tube I'm catching is.
Ego the Living Planet Movie.....
by xXRedflyXx
Feb 13th, 2007
08:53:28 AM
You know you want it....voiced by Sean Connery.
Is it me...
by Childe Roland
Feb 13th, 2007
08:58:31 AM
...or are the same people who are freaking out about us getting the Surfer and no Galactus in FF2 (with the possibility of Galactus in FF3) the ones who bitched about trying to cram all of the Phoenix Saga into one movie? I think it goes without saying that we're getting a third FF movie. Regardless of how much some folks hate the franchise, it's very successful. So you're pissed that they want to spread a story out instead of Daredeviling it? Sometimes I think you guys just like to hear yourselves bitch.
Kim Coates
by thefreeagents
Feb 13th, 2007
09:07:52 AM
was the guy who got his nose bashed in by Bruce Willis in the Last Boyscout. He does look alot like Sewell.
Childe Roland You got it
by JUSTICE41
Feb 13th, 2007
09:19:39 AM
These are the same idiots. Buncha hypocrites.
3 things
by Darth Thoth
Feb 13th, 2007
09:23:33 AM
1) Ioan Gruffudd is the man. I like him as an actor and I can't wait to check out Amazing Grace. 2) Great job Capone, as usual. 3) I'll be honest though... the growing optimism I had for FF2 just deflated instantly after hearing there will be no Galactus. Up until that point I was reading intently but after that I'll be honest I lost all focus on the article and just sat at my desk, pissed. The brain trust behind these Fantastic Four movies should be shot. I have never seen (well, maybe I have) such great source material completely spoiled and wasted. The first movie was an abomination. Complete crap. The only part I liked was Reed, The Thing, and Johnny. Everyone else was miscast. The direction sucked. The FX sucked. The story and script sucked. And the implications (much like X3) for future movies was shot b/c of the crap laid down in this first movie. Now with the trailer we saw for the sequel I started getting souped because it's gangsta, straight up and down. It rocks. And knowing it tells arguably the greatest comic storyline ever just makes you giddy. But now to hear they're dropping the ball with no Galactus?!! Come on! It's like how X3 dropped the ball with that cheesy "sentinel." Come on! Just when I was getting souped about this movie all my enthusiasm just shot right out the door! What a joke. Those yahoos at Fox are some real idiots. Come on Stan Lee. Put your foot down and stop allowing these companies to ruin Marvel movies!
I'm still hyped...
by Rindain
Feb 13th, 2007
09:34:19 AM
As long as Tim Story has a tight, tension-building movie this time around with some epic action and no silly moments a'la "let's not fight--no...let's." then this could be something great. The teaser was awesome, of course. The movie now has to live up to that.
Against my better judgment...
by VoteRoslin08
Feb 13th, 2007
09:56:46 AM
I am actually getting semi-excited for this movie and that really scares me. I knew the first one would suck. I gotta excited anyway. Then it sucked. I'm trying hard not to have a single positive thought about this flick going in, but I DID like the teaser. I just need to shut myself off from all promotion, watch the 1st one ten times, and maybe, JUST maybe I'll be in the right headspace to see this thing.
Chuck Norris as Galactus
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
09:58:02 AM
You know you want it.
"It's actually nice to have an intimate conversation"
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
10:00:34 AM
Did you let him get to second base?
Just how big a boy are ya?
by Douche Baggins
Feb 13th, 2007
10:09:38 AM
So just how big is Galactus? Can he eat the world in one bite, like a grape? Or does he have to cut it up, like a cantaloupe? And if he's been doing this for a while, are there big post-digested planetary turds floating around the galaxy? Coz that's nasty.
No Galactus? Not Even at The End?
by Read and Shut Up
Feb 13th, 2007
10:18:41 AM
...see, THIS is a huge error. They could've set this up as a TERRIFIC cliffhanger - have Galactus show up at the very end of the film, intent on destroying the earth. The fact that he's not in the film at all is disappointing - it looks like I'm one of the few fans of the first film, but so help me if this is one of those "Surfer gets manipulated by Doom to attack the FF" I'll vomit. END THE MOVIE WITH THE ARRIVAL OF GALACTUS, DAMMIT. Simple.
I think Galactus does show up at the end ... but
by chrth
Feb 13th, 2007
10:40:20 AM
We don't see him, we just see his shadow and hear his voice 'MY JOURNEY HAS ENDED! THIS PLANET SHALL SUSTAIN ME UNTIL IT HAS BEEN DRAINED OF ALL ELEMENTAL LIFE! SO SPEAKS GALACTUS!' ... queue credits.
Because he's so big...
by Fecal Debris
Feb 13th, 2007
10:44:07 AM
...the people look up, and all they see is purple taint.
Wait for Galactus
by CarmillaVonDoom
Feb 13th, 2007
10:49:34 AM
I think they are making the right decision...I just wish they could break him out in a movie that combines ALL or at least MOST of the main heroes..Spidey, Avengers, FF, even DD and GR. They should all be up against big 'G' at the same time imo.
Seems like a good guy, but FF2 will be just OK
by Rupee88
Feb 13th, 2007
10:55:43 AM
Just like the first one, it will be harmless, marginally entertaining, kiddie movie...nothing wrong with that as it will make big profits for the studio, but it's a mistake to care too much about it.
sounds like no Galactus in FF2 or FF3
by Rupee88
Feb 13th, 2007
10:58:48 AM
He said it was a FINITE story...that means no Galactus cliffhanger. FF3 will probably go in a totally different direction.
Does Galactus own a "Gotta Take a Shit" mask?
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
11:06:06 AM
Special helmets for crapping out digested worlds?
Good! I'm GLAD we won't see Galactus
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 13th, 2007
11:32:47 AM
None of you would have been happy if they went with either the 616 humanoid form or the collective entity. So this is one less thing for your haters to wet yourselves over. Doom's costume was picture perfect in the first film, yet for some reason most of you have no problem with the new green speedo in place of the tunic, compleat with golden snakes. WTF?!

Given the plot dynamic, have any of you considered that not actually seeing Galactus may have much more of a dramatic impact? For example, the scariest parts of Jaws was when we didn't see the fish. Besides, Kirby's genius aside, a giant in a purple samurai outfit wouldn't be widely accessible. It just wouldn't work on film without appearing kitschy. Ever wonder why Galactus wears a mask? Who's he hiding his identity from and why?

The complete absense of a Galactus origin is the *exact opposite take* employed for Dr. Doom in the first flick -- yet still the lot of you quibble. Which way do you want it?

Some of you continue to complain about the Surfer, like the addition of pupils. Not only are they useful tools for emoting, but have any of you stopped to consider that they are square shaped just like Galactus's in the comics? If you're going to make changes, that's the way to do it.

I hope this does better than the first movie. Would really like to see the U-Foes and Inhumans in a sequel, but they'll prolly go with Sub-Mariner.

StrangeCo
by Douche Baggins
Feb 13th, 2007
11:42:38 AM
He'll only have diarrhea if he has to take a Galaxative.
Felacio Hornblower
by Douche Baggins
Feb 13th, 2007
12:07:03 PM
I liked Ioan in the Hornblower series. Seriously, I did!! okay, I also just wanted to type Felacio Hornblower.
When will they do The Invaders?
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
12:08:14 PM
That's what I want - Namor and Captain America battling Nazi superbeings. Just to see Baron Blood and the Red Skull yuk it up as they spend less time on Death Camps and more time on Axis World-Destroying Laser Weapons.
Ultimate Alliance Galactus
by B0D
Feb 13th, 2007
12:10:02 PM
He doesn't have to be purple and blue, watch this clip, www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwoOEz xhugA Btw Marvel, I'd happily watch a feature length movie with this quality of CGI, it's good shit.
Uh... FF2 will be lame...
by Kid Z
Feb 13th, 2007
12:13:11 PM
... in the theatres, won't it?
Zero Effect
by Jed
Feb 13th, 2007
12:33:54 PM
The great lost pilot--is this on the youtubez?
I read that Galactus will not be a character...
by Fecal Debris
Feb 13th, 2007
12:50:47 PM
...but rather a "force," or perhaps his collective form. Even wiki appears to confirm this, and wiki is the god of internet knowledge. And I for one would not trade Jeanne Tripplehorn for anything or anyone. If I owned her, she would be mine. MINE, you hear!
i concur
by Douche Baggins
Feb 13th, 2007
01:02:14 PM
I think a gigantic guy in a purple suit of armor standing out in space would be too much for the general (non-familiar with the comic) populace to accept.
missed movie tie-in opportunity
by Douche Baggins
Feb 13th, 2007
01:18:09 PM
Trojan could have used Galactus to push the Galactic Prophylactic "for when your herald needs protection".
Another peice of hollywood dreck
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Feb 13th, 2007
01:20:40 PM
Hated the 1st one I am sure I will hate this one if not more. Each time I read more about this movie it just sounds worse and worse. Now that Underdog trailer looks awesome! I am not even kidding, I can't wait.
watch it Abom...
by just pillow talk
Feb 13th, 2007
01:57:30 PM
before you know it you'll be talking about Jeanne Tripplehorn and how your C_ _ _ _ LE is all over her...besides, she'll be late over your house tonight since we are reenacting Waterworld and are stuck on a 'raft' together....what to do, what to do....
So Sue likes everyone except for Reed, apparently.
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
01:58:55 PM
Dr. Doom, now the Surfer. She's a real piece of work. That was something that I really hoped was not going to be carried into this film. Oh well.
No, it's an underworld, Ian. You had it right
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
02:00:28 PM
the first time. He sounds like a very likeable fellow.
So Galactus is like the Force.
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
02:01:50 PM
And the Surfer's powers come from his surfboard. Uh...McGuffin alert!
But I am looking forward to seeing Ioan in Amazing
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
02:07:54 PM
Grace as well. That is a fantastic story that deserves to be told.
Immortal Fish, I am not bummed about Galactus
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
02:22:22 PM
not being in the Kirby outfit, but I would prefer he had some kind of physical form and is not nebulous. It would be much cooler from a cinematic perspective to have this giant being dominating the skyline of Manhattan.
Surfer's powers from his surfboard? What, no power ring
by SpyGuy
Feb 13th, 2007
02:25:09 PM
So help me, Tim Story, if the Silver Surfer is rendered powerless at some point because Dr. Doom steals his surfboard, there's going to be serious hell to pay.
perhaps Doom should have been a nebulous form
by just pillow talk
Feb 13th, 2007
02:28:03 PM
or not even existed in the first movie. I do agree that a U-foes appearance would be good, but I also think they would be good in a Hulk movie.

Galactus could always be a guy in a rubber suit....

All This Religious Indoctrination Makes Me Sick
by Guy Gaduois
Feb 13th, 2007
02:33:26 PM
All the "Crazy Christians" running around, forcing their ideas on us. I just want to go the movies and be entertained, man. Don't tell me how to live my life. Don't you people realize that more wars have been started in the name of God than any other reason? Don't you understand the sheer volumes of great art, the incredible scientific breakthroughs, the works of beauty and ideas and philosophies that have been lost to us as a culture and a civilization simply because of the heavy handed censorship of right wing Christianity? Don't confuse me with history and fact - the practice of slavery opposed by Christians!! HA! Not likely, you Fox News Spewing Puppets! Fool me once, shame on the dog. Wait, what?
Galactus = Force; Surfboard = Midichlorians
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
02:37:38 PM
Dr. Doom = Darth Sidious

Lucas is gonna sue the pants offa' these monkeys.

Guy Gaduois
by stvnhthr
Feb 13th, 2007
02:49:40 PM
You are trying to be ironic correct? I mean you do erroneusly spout off alomost every ill-informed intolerant false view about Christianity floating about the web in one post. Yes, it is truly amazing the ignorance of those who don't even take the time to google their facts about the oldest and best documented faith.
Wars, God, and Real Estate
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
02:58:23 PM
"Don't you people realize that more wars have been started in the name of God than any other reason?"

Funny, I thought it had to do with stuff like land, empire, and controlling trade routes.

Calm down, guys, he's kidding.
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
03:00:25 PM
Let's get back to BASHING THIS MOVIE!!!! YAAAAA!!!!
Doc's right, land, empire and trade
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 13th, 2007
03:15:45 PM
that god said to control:)
You have to admit, superninja...
by Childe Roland
Feb 13th, 2007
03:16:57 PM
...Sue was one of the more fey wenches in the Marvel Universe. I think she was too young for Mr. Fantastic and would've hopped on the first piece of available super man meat that showed interest in the comics (hence her thing for the Sub Mariner and the outburst of repression that was her dominatrix persona for a little while). I think Venture Bros. really nailed her and Mr. Fantastic. THeir Thing and HUman Torch were funny, but not so much because they were true. Sue and Reed were dead on.
Speaking of magical surfboards
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 13th, 2007
03:17:39 PM
is Paltrow still "on board" for Ironman?
"literally took a toll on his health"
by BadMrWonka
Feb 13th, 2007
03:20:24 PM
sigh...you can't say literally and then use an idiom...did his work LITERALLY make his health pay him some money?

sorry, english teacher...great interview Capone!
Pronounced "YO-landa GRUFF-nuts"
by TheUglyBaby
Feb 13th, 2007
03:27:05 PM
Eh?
I feel like there's literally an elephant in the room
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 13th, 2007
03:30:07 PM
:)
"He's literally got silver balls!"
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
03:52:04 PM
I need to see more of him in action. In the teaser, he just sort of stood there.
He's literally TOO SILVER!!
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 13th, 2007
03:56:18 PM
"Sue, polish our guest's nuts." - Reed Richards
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
04:07:53 PM
I just got off the phone with Doug Jones
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 13th, 2007
04:09:57 PM
he said in his next role, he will be playing Rufus Sewell's bad eye in Dark City 2.
Childe Rowland, Sue's "dom" period doesn't
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
04:11:34 PM
even count as far as I'm concerned. Kind of soccer momish-I'll give you that. Reed is emotionally unavailable, she likes him because he is smart. Namor paid attention to her and the hot buns and royal title didn't hurt.
Funny, I mention Sewell and 2pac's "All Eyez On Me"
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 13th, 2007
04:13:28 PM
is playing on XM
Also, while you can't deny Ioan is attractive
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
04:14:18 PM
there is nearly nothing to recommend his Reed unless you like milquetoast nerds. It's not like Reed in the comic books where he is so smart it's kind of hot.
Also, am I supposed to believe that Jessica Alba
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
04:30:57 PM
things Doug Jones is sexay, even Doug Jones with silver coating? I don't think so...
so i love comics...
by soup74
Feb 13th, 2007
04:33:02 PM
and im all for suspenion of disbelief, but a giant purple suited man the size of jupiter? all he would have to do is block out the sun for a minute and we're all dead. or shit, even standing close to the earth would through our gravity out of whack and destroy everyone. not that the point isnt that hes able to eat planets, but he wouldnt even be able to get close enough to earth for a fight before everyone is dead anyway. i think most people would have felt this way. galaticus as a 'nebulous' is a much better idea.
The physics of Galactus bother you
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
04:44:44 PM
But not a flaming human torch, a strechable dink, and a rock-guy?

;)

I agree Galactus should be kept in the shadows as an unknown entity or force. While this film is finite, the hints are dropped that Galactus could/might/maybe/possibly in some way manifest in another film.

I am literally
by Guy Gaduois
Feb 13th, 2007
04:46:18 PM
dying inside a hyperbolic chamber of hyperbole. I have to go to the hospital, I literally laughed my ass off earlier and need an iron butt. Thank you, SpongeBob. May the Wilberforce be with you.
King Kong is just too big! No one will buy a giant
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
04:47:51 PM
gorilla! I'm sure the skycraper scene would have been much more iconic if he was nebulous.
Galactus is like Sark in Tron when Master Control
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
04:50:22 PM
lent him his powers. That looked cool, so what's the problem?
Also, would something nebulous need to consume
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
04:53:23 PM
massive amounts of energy to sustain itself? Isn't that, like, unscientific and stuff?
Yeah, I heard Galactus likes to hook up.
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
04:59:05 PM
Maybe that will be central to the plot of 3?
FFS, it's like the Tim Story fanclub
by B0D
Feb 13th, 2007
05:18:59 PM
in here with all the "big purple Galactus wouldn't work on film so lets not bother trying". Watch the clip fools! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwoOEz xhugA
Speaking purely as a guy who claims no knowledge...
by Childe Roland
Feb 13th, 2007
05:21:54 PM
...of what makes other guys hot (because, you know, I wouldn't want anyone thinking I was teh geigh), I can say there's a little something to the metallic coating onsomeone that pushes them up a bit on the attractiveness scale. By way of example, I cite Goldfinger. Specifically Shirley Eaton. DIdn't do much for me pre painting. But after...well...let's just say painting my wife all gold remains one of my top five unfulfilled fantasies. So I guess I wouldn't blame Jessica if a little sheen turned her head. Come to think of it, I'd kind of like to paint her up...
"if a little sheen turned her head"
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 13th, 2007
05:35:53 PM
"Charlie, is that you?"
soup74
by TheNorthlander
Feb 13th, 2007
05:52:27 PM
"giant purple suited man the size of jupiter"? what are you on, man?? Galactus changes size depending on how much energy he has, but he's not bigger than king kong. Besides, it worked in the opening sequence of Fellowship of the Ring. Fudge this. I'm gonna go watch the only good Fantastic Four movie ever made; The Incredibles. That movie rocked like the FF movie SHOULD have.
I could care less if he's nebulous
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 13th, 2007
05:57:43 PM
but if he's bulbous, that's just wrong!
norlander
by soup74
Feb 13th, 2007
06:17:05 PM
well, perhaps i was wrong, and as much as a comic and even marvel fan i was, i do have to admit i was speaking out of ignorance when i mention FF. i never read that comic. i guess because in many pics i would see in the comic store it was often drawn with galatcus reaching out and grabbing the plantet earth in his hand, but i supppose that was dramatic effect though.

and dr sin (we've had a few 'discussions' today, huh?) i think thats the nature of 'suspenion of disbelief.' you can accpe tone thing, but it gets harder the more things you have to accept. like if i saw a movie with robots taking over the earth and making us power them with our electricity, i could accept that, but if you added vampires and werewolves it would get silly and only someone like Harry would think that would be enjoyable. (see that, i brought back and oldie but goodie there!)
"It's a fairly elaborate costume actually with all...
by samsquanch
Feb 13th, 2007
06:19:49 PM
... sorts of machinations."

the english language is dying.

soup74: here's what you should be looking at
by TheNorthlander
Feb 13th, 2007
06:23:13 PM
http://marvelite.prohosting.co m/surfer/galactus/gallery/inde x.html Galactus images by Alex Ross.
dang forgot tinyurl
by TheNorthlander
Feb 13th, 2007
06:29:16 PM
here's the url, soup: http://tinyurl.com/2dl2p9
mmmm..alex ross
by soup74
Feb 13th, 2007
06:32:12 PM
with zero sarcasm, northlander. after seeing that, i was wrong. galactus should be a giant dude in a purple suit.
Uatu!!! Watcherz rule!
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
06:35:28 PM
And Ultimate Alliance Cap is kinda smokin'. I can't have that game I would never leave my apartment...But back on topic, okay so here is the deal with Galactus. Anyone intelligent with a sense for the cinematic would shoot Galactus as a giantic guy in that alien gear from a very far distance to get the perspective. That is part of the coolness of the character to begin with. Then for closeups, shoot him very close up, like his eyes or his mouth, to edit the costume to keep it from appearing too goofy. It's not that hard.
Hmmm...I think those Ross pics make him look
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
06:39:22 PM
kinda chump-like. I would give him Kirby-craggy-face like Darkseid to make him look more alien.
soup74
by TheNorthlander
Feb 13th, 2007
07:03:46 PM
That was actually funny.
A Loss of Imagination
by DrShock
Feb 13th, 2007
07:07:26 PM
Allow an illustrator(for the past 20 years)who was long ago influenced to draw at a young age by the work of Jack Kirby and others to speak a bit. I am by no means a "comic geek" or "fanboy" (In other words I don't find Alba remotely talented and when I brought up her name with a casting director friend of mine at dinner, she of course laughed and claimed her "horrible"). The sad truth is found if one merely skims through "44 Years of Fantastic Four" on DVD Rom. Other than when John Byrne worked on the title, Marvel comics gave their flagship series to hacks to constantly reinvent, time after time. No one seemed able to follow in Lee and Kirby/ Buscema's footsteps (small wonder with the "talent" chosen). Take a look and you'll see some of the worst art and writing in the history of comics and illustration during the 80's through the 90's. New people came and went through the revolving door, changing at will the comics storyline (remember Alicia marrying Johnny?). The comic became a "Love Boat" for last chance characters Marvel wanted to keep alive (anyone remember Ms. Marvel on the team? For a year?). They even tried titillation with Sue Richards as the new leader of the team, dressed in white stockings and huge cleavage. It was grimace inducing and I had forgotten just how wretched the magazine became. I was sorry to rediscover this in gory detail (often, only 2 original members were even in the comic!). In other words, Marvel, for a very long time, has woefully forgotten how truly wonderful the first 130ish issues were, how they led the field along with Spider-man. No one since has been able to get inside the heads of the characters and take them forward again. At the very least, we all have those wonderful 12 years or so when it was something to look forward to---that next issue. Now the latest regime at Marvel has been very fortunate to have Raimi and his producers, and the great Alvin Sargent no less, to be the custodians of Spider-man in film, but it seems only luck for them was involved after seeing their choices for FF. Fantastic four should be given to people who respect the material just as much as Raimi's team does their icon, and take each character and villian as a challenge to bring faithfully to the screen (check out Chris Reeve in the new Superman box DVD--- in the vintage special for the first Supes movie, he gives a textbook example of how to commit to playing a legendary comic character). Adaptation is not castration of the imagination, and there was a reason this was the best selling comic of it's time. Within the universe of the FF, buildings shook, worlds within worlds were discovered, and a titan straight out of mythology came down from the skies to destroy the planet, and this group of characters, absolutely vulnerable and scared like everyone around them, battled against it all with New York City as the stage. You want someone to see this, to feel it and understand it, not glance at it and proclaim it unusable with today's audience. Did Raimi do that with Dr. Octopus--- a guy with crazy arms sticking out of his ribs and sunglasses beneath a Moe Howard cut? Now he is real to you as a flesh and blood movie character because Raimi did the work so well. He had the imagination, as did a devoted actor sincerely portraying him and they obviously had the respect to the source material that thrilled so many, young and old. Raimi has brought out characters this team behind FF would change in every way until they were either scrapped or were totally unrecognizable. Where is the writer of quality to bring FF to the screen like an Alvin Sargent? Does anyone in this talkback read books? Know who Walter Mosely is? Know that he shares the same opinion about the FF? Has anyone in the cast or crew even been given his book "Maximum FF"? I know absolutely he would write a script for the FF without hesitation. (Mosley's Easy Rawlins was adapted faithfully by Carl Franklin). So let this latest sad enterprise make 100 million for the "date crowd". That is all Marvel and Tim Story are aiming for. They are not making the FF for it's fans. They are making 2 hours of Chuckee Cheese equivalent "filmed entertainment". They are making marketing. They are not interested in ambition, or scope, or history. They don't even know their role as custodians. It is almost a deconstruction going on (one look at their version of the Thing and you can see how they really don't like the look of the comic characters and are fighting them tooth and nail.) The worst part, beyond sticking it to Kirby's vision, is that with the story of Galactus, one of the most memorable to come out of comics, a wonderful knock your socks off "Independence Day meets Superman" style film could have been made. It would have thrilled so many more who never read the comic, but go to the movie theater in the summer to escape into wonderment. They will never see that movie now and never know what they missed, because Tim Story, and Marvel cannot see it in their heads. (this just in, they cave in to pressure to make Doom's jaw move like so many artists did in the past, Hell, even the 60's cartoon did instead of the "power ranger effect----poor Doom). At this point, Pray for the Watchmen to be made right. I hear it is even safe to take a popcorn covered date along.
Seriously though.
by TheNorthlander
Feb 13th, 2007
07:10:38 PM
The helmet's gotta go and he needs redesign, but he should definetly be a giant. It looks cool and the more powerfull the villain is, the more powerfull the heroes become. The Surfer is like Darth Vader or Saruman. He can be defeated, but if the real villain isn't, the payoff will suffer.
More pointless, for-no-good-reason diversions
by kevred
Feb 13th, 2007
07:19:30 PM
Reed more interested in fame than his work? Sue has the hots for the Surfer? I'm too bored to even list the rest of the junk revealed in this interview. I wonder how much screen time will be wasted on such diversions because these Hollywood hacks can't come up with an interesting story. Instead of more moments of cool and wow from out of the comic book, we'll have 10 minutes of time wasted on Reed fuming over wandering-eyed Sue, then learning his lesson. Snooze. Padding is what it is--minutes that can tick off without cranking up the budget. Sometimes it seems like these idiots just take the scripts from Telemundo soap operas and put superhero costumes on the characters. DrShock has already expressed it best, but I had to chime in on this dreck taking the place of what could be something special.
DrShock
by TheNorthlander
Feb 13th, 2007
07:19:58 PM
Very insightful. I mentioned it in another TB thread, that they told the press from the beginning when the first FF movie was announced, they would spend all the dough on effects. Apparently the studio felt FF needed so much visual FX work that they couldn't afford good writing, direction and acting. I'm surprised they even got Michael Chiklis.
DrShock, the problem with that is it is not cool enough
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
07:30:50 PM
Everything is about being cool, not about being good. Angst is cool, fidelity is boring. Part of the reason most of these movies don't work is that they are not honoring the archtypes the characters represent - they are writing Dawson's Creek in tights. They will say, "we want you to identify with the hero" instead of "we want you to be inspired by the hero". Look at that trainwreck Daredevil where it's about nothing more than teen angst and hormonal revenge.
I have a confession to make.
by superninja
Feb 13th, 2007
07:38:29 PM
I despise Watchmen. It is a good work, but I hate what it did to superhero comics. So, I don't care if the Watchmen movie ever gets made, because they've barely scratched the surface as to what supeheroes are really about before we need a whole swath of movies then deconstructing them and turning them into a bunch or raging assholes.
Capone
by Evil Chicken
Feb 13th, 2007
08:18:02 PM
Great interview! Gruffudd’s Hornblower was amazing. I’d love to see him revisit the character – on the big screen; “Captain Horatio Hornblower”. Mr. Ioan Gruffudd took the crown away from Mr. Gregory Peck when it comes to the character. No doubt. “Amazing Grace” sounds awesome too.
I just got off the phone with Galactus...
by hadez
Feb 13th, 2007
09:14:19 PM
He told me he's appearing on The View next week to explain why he isn't part of this movie.
Eyes want to drink Galactus Classic, not New Galactus.
by Negative Man
Feb 13th, 2007
11:39:40 PM
An "unseen force" or Ultimate Gah-Lak-Tus are lame choices in comparison to a sky-scapper tall behemoth striding through a cityscape as Surfer pleads the case for humanity. Galactus' voice booming and echoing in reply through the concrete and steel valleys of New York City, its reverberation shattering the windows of all the buildings around him. 'Of what import are brief, namless lives ... to Galactus??' You just can't do that with an "unseen force" or thousands of robotic, goofy robo-ships.
I get my hopes up and FOX tears them down again.
by The Founder
Feb 14th, 2007
12:42:51 AM
The trailer had be excited, and I figured that galactus may not show up in this film(god i hope FOX is smart and uses him for the 3rd by setting up a cliffhanger)but this "his power comes from his board"??? Oh sweet Lord tell me that isn't going to be so.
STOP being around the bush
by T 1000 xp professional
Feb 14th, 2007
12:55:34 AM
does Zordon appear in the movie or not?!
THE SURFBOARD IS THE SOURCE OF HIS COSMIC ENERGY???
by wolvenom
Feb 14th, 2007
01:37:15 AM
WTF... now i may not be remembering this right but are we sure that the fucking surfboard is the source of the surfer's power? Ummm how about now.
THE SURFBOARD AS A CRUTCH IS FUCKING LAME!!
by wolvenom
Feb 14th, 2007
01:42:11 AM
that has just totally blown away any kind of excitement I had been able to muster for this sequal after the abomination that was the first fantastic four. I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF NOW!! THE SURFBOARD IS NOT THE SOURCE OF SILVER SURFER'S POWER!!! THE SURFBOARD IS JUST A FUCKING COOL SURFBOARD HE USES TO FLY THROUGH SPACE!! HE WAS GIVEN THE POWER BY GALACTUS!! GALACTUS DID NOT HAND HIM A FUCKING SURFBOARD AND GO HEY SILVER SURFER GO CATCH A WAVE! GALACTUS GAVE HIM COSMIC POWER!...A BETTER WAY OF DR. DOOM STEALING SILVER SURFER's POWERS WOULD HAVE BEEN TO USE SOME KIND OF MACHINE AND TRAP THE SILVER SURFER IN IT SOMEHOW AND SUCK IT OUT OF HIS LIFEFORM. NOW THAT IS DRAMATIC... NOT FUCKING STEALING HIS SURFBOARD ON HIM!! FUCK YOU TIM STORY!! FUCK YOU!!
I would give my life for one chance just one chance...
by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies
Feb 14th, 2007
01:43:11 AM
to give Jessica Alba's sweet ass a lovely cheadlely glean.
Oh ya FUCK THIS SUE, SURFER, REED LOVE TRIANGLE!
by wolvenom
Feb 14th, 2007
01:52:19 AM
THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!
THEY HAVE DONE MESSED IT UP
by ivehadsex
Feb 14th, 2007
05:32:49 AM
"Galactus has a form?" The hell? The whole reason I've been excited about this movie (I haven't even watch the first one) was to see Galactus standing, towering over a city or...or something. And now this? Good god I don't even want to watch it now. What exactly is this movie going to be about? Seriously, what the hell is it going to be about then?
Greatest Galactus line EVER: 'Go forth Surfer..
by Negative Man
Feb 14th, 2007
06:23:36 AM
'...herald my RAGE!' Praise to the Giffen! Most underrated comic creator ever! He is the prince under Kirby himself! Screw Byrne, Perez, Lee, Claremont, and Miller (Though, I loves me the good Miller!)... Keith Giffen is who every comic geek should want to be when they grow up! More stories than a hundred year old ferret and twice the quirks than the best drunk Irishman! Or is that the other way around...?
Re: What exactly is this movie going to be about?
by Mace Tofu
Feb 14th, 2007
07:03:19 AM
F4 soft from too much fame? Dr. DOOM stealing the SS surf board? F4 helping SS get it back? Sue & SS romance? No Galactus , just a quick ending right out of MORTAL KOMBAT setting up P3. Those are my bets ...
Did anyone honestly believe FF didn't suck?
by BrandonGK
Feb 14th, 2007
07:50:27 AM
Fuck that shit. If you're going to cast Michael Chiklis and Julian McMahanon in a movie it better be about two hours of Detective Vic Mackey and Dr. Christian Troy fighting each other.
next movie should be
by just pillow talk
Feb 14th, 2007
09:04:04 AM
a directl lead-in into a Kree-Skrull War. Or maybe just make that a Surfer movie and leave out the FF.
No Sentinels in X-Men, No Galactus in FF!!
by Ye Not Guilty
Feb 14th, 2007
09:06:55 AM
I can't believe we've now seen three X-Men films with NO SENTINELS and now two Fantastic Four films with NO GALACTUS. Seriously, WTF is wrong with Hollywood?
wolvenom is having an attack - someone get the whiskey
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 14th, 2007
09:41:27 AM
I'm sure it'll play out fine onscreen. The movie will still suck, of course...but that's to be expected from the Flaccid Four.
I heard Galactus filmed his scene with no pants on
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2007
01:55:16 PM
and wanted $1MM an hour so they're cutting the scenes that actually have him in the movie.

He will instead be replaced with a Robo-sapien. Oh yeah, this movie will rock.

by which I mean sink fast like a rock dropped into a pool of water.

Emeril Legasse as Galactus!
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 14th, 2007
03:45:14 PM
"Galactus GOTTA EAT! BAM!!!" Into the cosmic fryer goes Earth.
You have to admit, that surfboard thing is crap.
by superninja
Feb 14th, 2007
04:17:20 PM
We all know how this is going to pan out, because this is a lame device used in fantasy movies when they don't know what to do with the characters. It's going to be Doom and some cockamamie device hooked up to the surfboard, and it will almost kill the Silver Surfer, blah blah blah. This whole story so far sounds like they don't know what to do with the characters other than "Silver Surfer arrives on Earth" and rehashes of the first movie. How disappointing, it should be real hard to screw up Surfer's/Galactus's first appearance.
X-1 had this. With the mutator device in the Statue
by superninja
Feb 14th, 2007
04:20:02 PM
of Liberty. It was the worst part of the story.
Galactus=damn awful design
by alienindisguise
Feb 14th, 2007
07:17:34 PM
I don't give a crap who draws him, it doesn't change the fact he looks like garbage. If Galactus shows up in ff3 he needs to be redesigned in every area instead of having him look like a purple douche with a tin can on his head...yeah that just SCREAMS I wanna eat your world!
Cockamamie surfboard crap
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 15th, 2007
12:48:36 AM
Superninja is right - at some point, Doom gets his (metal) mitts on it and does the usual bad-guy "Let me unlock its mysteries" shit.
Silver Surfer is the
by Beastmanseventy
Feb 15th, 2007
03:35:43 AM
Silver Surfer is the frigging Herald of Galactus. How you gonna make a movie about someone's Herald without making a movie about who they Heraldin'? This should be the easiest movie in the world to make, you just tell the writers "We need at least one shot of Galactus towering over the city, about to chow down" and boom, best movie of the year.
Re: His purple costume...
by Beastmanseventy
Feb 15th, 2007
03:42:16 AM
Can you really be a Superhero fan without liking dorky, colorful, even stupid looking costumes? Name just one Superhero who dresses in a way you'd like to be seen in public. Every great superhero has always looked like either a gay pro wrestler, a gay male ballerina, or a gay bondage dugeon master. If you wanna start picking at Galactus' "stupid helmet", you're opening up a whole can of colorful gay worms, and we have to finally face up to the fact that there's never been even one superhero who doesn't seem to have left his house in just his underwear this morning. If you want to know what a God would look like if he were a gay ballerina, it's Galactus.
Antman can get away with any costume
by just pillow talk
Feb 15th, 2007
09:05:36 AM
since, well, he's the size of an ant and no one can see him...cause he's small. Like an ant. Wonder Man's was simple, black with a red 'W'. That's pretty straight forward.
Superheroes and Teh Gay costumes
by Doctor_Sin
Feb 15th, 2007
11:30:22 AM
Don't forget magicians like Mandrake and Zatana. And that guy with the turban.

Dr. Strange was pretty tight in the blue puffy shirt and medallion (if a bit "swinging jet set"), but those black Stratford-on-Avon leggings/tights and the crimson cape pretty much shoot him into a Queer Eye episode.

messi you ass
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 15th, 2007
11:54:04 AM
If you knew anything, you would realize that we mere humans wouldn't perceive an entity as Galactus as anything other than the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man -- the one thing that could never hurt us.

I love Kirby. I love the FF. And I love the original Galactus arc. But a giant in a purple samurai outfit would look absolutely rediculous on film. Even if Story got it right, non-comic fans wouldn't be able to get past the Godzilla jokes.

You think I want to be right on this?

DrShock
by Immortal_Fish
Feb 15th, 2007
12:17:03 PM
That's one helluva testimony and I applaud you. However, we ultimately disagree on several of your major points.

You cite Raimi's Spider-Man as this quintessential comic movie. Yet, you must be aware that those films have their share of comic fanboy detractors. The two common gripes I read about most are how it's an emo-melodrama coupled with Pete's inability to crack wise. Now, 1 and 2 are among my favorite comic movies, but even then, I realize that they are two films of Peter not wanting to be Spider-Man. I suspect this trend to continue given the black spidey angst coming in 3.

You cite the appearance of movie Thing as contempt on behalf of the filmmakers. Do you realize that many comic fanboys defended the design as being faithful to Kirby's original "lumpy" burn victim look? Sure, I'd like to see the unibrow, but it didn't happen and I was pleasantly surprised with the facial work they pulled off on the mask.

I agree with you that this is market-driven. What isn't? Especially superhero films, where the profits can actually save a film's bottom line as it did with Hulk. I don't think the marketing angle can be avoided with the blockbuster era of the 70's behind us. True art can only be found in independant film.

Despite the above, I still believe that the FF is the most spot-on adaptation of comic source material this side of Ghost World. They got Doom rawng, but they got the Four right. Johnny, most of all.

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