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UPDATED WITH CLEARER IMAGE!! British Paper Reveals Keith Richards In PIRATES 3!!

First! by loodabagel	Feb 12th, 2007 09:30:28 AM
Keith Richards is scarier when he's not dressed like a pirate.
a pirate who shops at guitar world. by scarfinati	Feb 12th, 2007 09:31:58 AM
Isnt that guitar too modern looking for a pirate?
Keith Richards Gotta Get High.. by Im rich bitch	Feb 12th, 2007 09:37:00 AM
cool
KEITH RICHARDS GOTTA EAT by gotta eat	Feb 12th, 2007 09:37:25 AM
You aint first without "GOTTA EAT".
oldschool by fractureJonze	Feb 12th, 2007 09:38:23 AM
Sweet, a handlebar mustache!
It's amazing what people can do with .. by KINOBICK	Feb 12th, 2007 09:42:06 AM
a digital camera and a copy of photoshop. That might as well be my dad. He's a pirate.
Giving him a guitar seems a bit much by Franklin T Marmoset	Feb 12th, 2007 09:42:31 AM
Is his pirate buddy Mick going to be hanging out with him?
Yes this is a Pirates movie and they have lots of money by The Pusher	Feb 12th, 2007 09:43:18 AM
But if that's Keith Richards, then I'm Mickey Mouse!
Mick should play his mom by Douche Baggins	Feb 12th, 2007 09:44:37 AM
is it too late to get that done?
If this is a still from Pirates 3... by Vicenzo	Feb 12th, 2007 09:50:40 AM
...then I'm Johnny Depp's grandmother.
The song? Why, STAAAAAARRRRRRRRRT ME UP ! by Pound Sand	Feb 12th, 2007 09:57:01 AM
matey!
If I hear one lyric from a stones track in this film by KINOBICK	Feb 12th, 2007 10:02:27 AM
then I am walking!
Yo ho, yo ho.. by Zarles	Feb 12th, 2007 10:06:03 AM
...an obvious fake for me.
Inaccurate! No Heroin Needle in His Arm... by Read and Shut Up	Feb 12th, 2007 10:06:15 AM
...these days, Keef's face looks MOST like (pick one): 1) a piece of beef jerkey. 2) A weathered Rand/McNally road map. 3) Your grandmother's vagina.
"Hey look, kids - it's Keith Richards!" by Doctor_Sin	Feb 12th, 2007 10:08:15 AM
"And to hammer home the point...look at him playing a GUITAR!!!!" This is the worst Pirates 3 pic I've seen ever.
These movies aren't great... by Childe Roland	Feb 12th, 2007 10:10:07 AM
...but they are (arrgh) great fun. And if Richards iks playing Depp's dad, that's note perfect casting. If he plays his geet fiddle in this, so much the better. I'm there for this sequel to round out what's been an entertaining ride, regardless.
Wow! So it's true! by covenant	Feb 12th, 2007 10:10:07 AM
This film WILL feature the dead returning to life! :)
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE FALLS FROM A TREE!!! by Err	Feb 12th, 2007 10:11:33 AM
This film better not suck like Pirates 2 did.
Unless I'm wrong by Boba Fat	Feb 12th, 2007 10:13:57 AM
and I often am, he's posed like a pirate from the ride
The films are fun, BUT by KINOBICK	Feb 12th, 2007 10:17:12 AM
if Depp wasn't in them then I would be pretty sure we wouldn't have seen any sequels.
what's he going to be singing? by Douche Baggins	Feb 12th, 2007 10:30:10 AM
Jumpin's Jack Sparrow Flash? I Can't Gets Me No Satisfaction, Me Hearty? Ye Can't Always Be Gettin' What Ye Wants? Tortuga Shuffle?
I just got off the phone with Keef by CTU Mole	Feb 12th, 2007 10:31:17 AM
and he died three times during the conversation. But he's much better now.
Douche Baggins = win by Doctor_Sin	Feb 12th, 2007 10:40:59 AM
Oscar for best song goes to: "Ye Can't Always Be Gettin' What Ye Wants." Yaaarrrr!
TOO FAKE!!! AND THE COLORS AREN'T RIGHT! by kinghenryVIII	Feb 12th, 2007 10:55:51 AM
And it looks like a flash bulb photot from the ride.
Will this be rated "ARRRRRHHHHHH"? Sorry, couldn't by kinghenryVIII	Feb 12th, 2007 10:57:31 AM
help myself. Keith looks scarrier in real life! Arrrrhhhh, wild horsies me matties!
Bunk by Max Zorin	Feb 12th, 2007 10:59:00 AM
It's kinda lame if Jack Sparrow is just like his Dad. It takes away from the idea of him being a rogue and an individual. If we were introduced to Indiana Jones' dad and he wore a fedora and a leather jacket and cracked a bullwhip we'd all feel cheated. 'wait a second, this guy is just ripping off his old man. That sucks.' I know most guys end up growing into their Dads a bit, but to dress like him and presumably act like him is just creepy and needy. 'I just wanted you to notice me Dad.' And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon.... Just as long as every single character in this film doesn't end up being a pirate at some point. The last one was like silly sentences. Wait, were you writing Jack Davenport as a good guy? Uh, yeah. Why? Crap. I been writing him as a bad guy. I thought we'd agreed. Have you read the rest of the script man? Seriously, that's going to be, like, the smallest problem people have with this film. Trust me.
Looks cool. by the Grobe	Feb 12th, 2007 11:06:44 AM
If I had to bet, I'd say this is a shot of Keith on set playing his own guitar, not an official still. I have enough faith in the set designers to believe his movie instrument, if he played one, would not be an anachronism and would also look a lot more interesting.
NOT SILVER ENOUGH!!! by moobit	Feb 12th, 2007 11:15:36 AM
But if you look carefully....you can see his silver nads....
His dad? by Freefinger	Feb 12th, 2007 11:15:52 AM
Should've been cast as is great grand-father if ya ask me! Cool anyways... And why not have him in there, Depp acted great to be like hiim, at least Richards won't have to act to look like an has-been-drunk/cokeaddict/scre wedup pirate.. easiest acting part of his life!
Is this gonna be some Frasier bullshit? by jollysleeve	Feb 12th, 2007 11:19:27 AM
I remember once there was an episode of Frasier that showed the brothers as kids. And it was fucking retarded (especially for a show that had the reputation for being intelligent). Basiclly they had the Frasier and Niles characters looking and acting just like they do as adults. You know, carrying briefcases or whatever, to school. Like it was the Muppet Babies or something...... The Keith Richards pirate cameo looks similar. It looks like they're dressing him up to be an older version of Jack Sparrow. Heck, they might even try to get Richards to do a bad imitation of Depp's unique performance. That would be awful, and really dumb. And it actually detracts from the coolness of the iconic Sparrow character rather than compliments it.
Will the floodgates open for new Pirates films? by Doctor_Sin	Feb 12th, 2007 11:31:11 AM
Will we now see Gene Simmons or Ozzy as guest-starring villains a la the 1960s "Batman" series? "Pirates 4: Demon From the Deep" guest-starring Gene Simmons as The Demon. "Yaaarrr, matey! I be the God of Thunder!"
That looks..... by Massage...Bored	Feb 12th, 2007 11:38:07 AM
...nothing like Keith Richards.
I bet all me gold and silver that davenport by KINOBICK	Feb 12th, 2007 11:46:38 AM
ends up sacrificing himself to save someone else in the last film. It will be text book.
I say again... by PwnedByStallone	Feb 12th, 2007 11:50:54 AM
if Keith Richards entrance in this film doesn't have him falling out of a fucking palm tree...THE MOVIE IS A FAILURE!
I just got off the phone with Keith Richards... by Childe Roland	Feb 12th, 2007 11:56:17 AM
...and I asked him how he felt about being in this movie. His reply: "Appy Keef. Appy, appy Keef." He then vomitted into the phone.
I care about this zero by Mgmax	Feb 12th, 2007 12:39:10 PM
Wow, a famous rock star has a bit part in a shitty sequel to a shitty sequel to a mildly watchable blockbuster. Not since Sam Phillips (the blonde singer not the guy who owned Sun Records) played a generic Teutonic villainness in Die Hard 3 have I not given so big a shit.
Did they reveal this last year when we already knew? by www.valiens.com	Feb 12th, 2007 12:46:32 PM
Cuz that's when I heard about it
^^ yeah, real breaking news. by butnugget	Feb 12th, 2007 01:04:15 PM
FOR ME TO POOP ON! This was news 8 months ago.
Mmmmmm by KabutoKoji	Feb 12th, 2007 01:25:10 PM
mmmm? Are we absolutely sure that's not a photo from one of the electronic mannequins they have in the Pirates ride at Disney. I mean, since this photo is not of a real person, it made me think that.
I just got off the phone with Captain Morgan by S-Mart shopper	Feb 12th, 2007 01:25:45 PM
he said he wants his threads back or he's suing!
IS IT JUST ME OR.... by connor187	Feb 12th, 2007 01:27:59 PM
Was Dead Mans Chest nothing more than big load of monkey spunk? it didnt seem to have any drive to the story. I missed it at the cinema and watched it recently on pay per view and I have to say I didnt enjoy it. It felt like it was made by a bunch of suits who clearly only had their eye on one thing, money and nothing else. I read that it was going to be the Empire Strikes Back of the trilogy..YEAHFUCKINGRIGHT!!!
Why no trailer? by Jor-El23	Feb 12th, 2007 01:35:25 PM
The movie comes out in May right? And they shot 40% of it with part 2. you would think there would be at least a teaser on part 2's DVD or a bonus scene at the end credits or something. Anyone else think it's weird that we have no trailer yet?
I'm with you on the stupid graphic by Mgmax	Feb 12th, 2007 01:47:54 PM
Why has the most dislikable graphic in AICN history lasted the longest?
Chinese New Year is next week. by Doctor_Sin	Feb 12th, 2007 02:07:37 PM
Maybe he has it up to honor our Asian brothers and sisters.
Ding Hai by Douche Baggins	Feb 12th, 2007 02:28:24 PM
is it any coincidence that 2007 is the year of the pig?
He's singing "Happy" in that scene by Det. John Kimble	Feb 12th, 2007 02:28:48 PM
Or maybe "Dead Flowers"
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Feb 12th, 2007 02:30:31 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
They will make Pirates 4, too. by Cult Exiter	Feb 12th, 2007 02:36:39 PM
Screenwriting already.
Uncreative costume. by GibsonUSA Returns	Feb 12th, 2007 03:20:27 PM
Richards is the man. They should have gave him something less generic
that costume is ugly by iwontwin	Feb 12th, 2007 04:04:17 PM
As ugly as keith richards and mick jagger making out.
HAPPY NEW YEAR PIRATES!!! by Mel Gibsteinberg	Feb 12th, 2007 04:26:12 PM
I agree that Dead Man's Chest was indeed not as good as the original. IMO it was the special effects that got in the way. One of the things that was so enjoyable in the first, was all the banter and back and forth with REAL ACTORS! But with DMC they went the Lucas route and started adding prosthetics and CGI to every character, after awhile it gets boring. Rush was great, but he wasn't a freaking skeleton the whole time, which made the transormation an actual impact. If you overuse your magic, you lose any impact. Its like the common criticism of comics that overuse the splash page. If you fill an entire comic book with nothing but splash pages, you have a cool looking couple of frames with nothing substantial to hold onto.
PROOF POSITIVE... by cornponious	Feb 12th, 2007 05:06:00 PM
...that it IS possible to maintain a heroin addiction all your life and still be successful. :-)
Keith is the hottest tomboy beanpole on the planet by purplemonkeydw	Feb 12th, 2007 05:12:33 PM
there, i said it
Keith Richards "huffy and indignant" by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Feb 12th, 2007 05:19:54 PM
I enjoyed POTC2. It was a mindless popcorn movie. I expected such and nothing more. Richards probably won't have much screen time in this latest and hopefully final chapter but it should be amusing. If this picture is real he looks pretty much how I thought he would in the movie.
Keith Richards "huffy and indignant" by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Feb 12th, 2007 05:20:16 PM
I enjoyed POTC2. It was a mindless popcorn movie. I expected such and nothing more. Richards probably won't have much screen time in this latest and hopefully final chapter but it should be amusing. If this picture is real he looks pretty much how I thought he would in the movie.
sorry for the double post. by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Feb 12th, 2007 05:20:41 PM
Hit the button the wrong way.
dammit by purplemonkeydw	Feb 12th, 2007 05:26:49 PM
and by hottest, i mean sexiest...it's been a while since i used that catch phrase...sonuva!
i can see while i was gone some changes by white owl	Feb 12th, 2007 05:32:58 PM
like implosion of retarded catchphrasers? that shit was so annoying and still is.
What do I smell here? Moronic scenes of the two... by JackPumpkinhead	Feb 12th, 2007 06:00:40 PM
...acting like clones of each other? Or maybe an Indiana Jones dad/son relationship ripoff? Either way, it's damn idiotic that they cast some whatever-the-hell-he-is (burned out rock "star", I guess) because the spoiled Depp had such a demand...
It DOES look liek Keef. by LHombreSiniestro	Feb 12th, 2007 06:11:41 PM
I can see it. Though I prolly wont see this. I didnt see the last two.
The pix was taken down! Soon I bet by Orionsangels	Feb 12th, 2007 08:45:02 PM
hehe
Pirates got NARDS!! by LargoJr	Feb 12th, 2007 09:53:00 PM
I'll admit, the first film was fun, and I absolutely LUST after the Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole on the Planet Kiera Knightly... but the 2nd movie was about as 'Meh...(shrug)' as Superman Returns. All the Elements, were there, and beautifully filmed, but it lacked heart. I can only see this as more of the same, and gives me that awful sick feeling in my gut with the whole shitastic 'Oceans' series instills when you hear just how many MORE stars they will drag in for a whole 'nother round of "Gee.. aren't we being clever?"
coooooooooooooooooooool! by Toddstarwatcher	Feb 12th, 2007 11:02:56 PM
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Depp's inspirations for Sparrow included by Trader Groucho 2	Feb 13th, 2007 07:06:42 AM
Pepe Le Pue. By his own admission.
I don't see the whole pic... by film_fanatic_in_the_original_bla ck_and_white	Feb 13th, 2007 12:17:34 PM
Only a piece of it.
real live vampire. No kidding. by samsquanch	Feb 13th, 2007 02:07:14 PM
This is nice. Richards will be a role model for kids everywhere. I guess his days of paying for an illegal medical procedure that has his entire bloodstream replaced with that of clean, non-drug-addicted virgins so he can leave the country are behind him. There's hope for all of us.
I agree. JackPumpkinhead is a fucking idiot. by Zarles	Feb 13th, 2007 03:07:32 PM
Dude, the next time you're sneaking into your parents' room to hide in the closet and watch them screw, look around a little bit. See those big round pieces of plastic in there? Those are called 'records'. Take them out. Listen to them. Realize that whatever shit-ass band you're currently listening to isn't fit to wash the Rolling Stones' socks. When you're done with all that, throw yourself out the window. You're welcome.
You just know the POTC TV show is coming after this by Orionsangels	Feb 13th, 2007 06:43:49 PM
Second rate actors filling in for the original cast.
Yes, MetalWater, they do. by Zarles	Feb 13th, 2007 07:09:17 PM
And then when they're done, they come over to your house and shake all their gay buttpirate cooties all over you. Grow the fuck up, you 9-year-old piece of shit.
ARRGH! FORGET THE TREASURE! I'M HERE FOR YER DRUGS! by GornPirate	Feb 13th, 2007 08:31:12 PM
I'LL BE BLOWIN ME LAST BRAIN CELL WITH DOPE I BUY FROM THE WAD OF DOUGH I'LL BE MAKIN HERE ME MATEY! ARRRGH!
middle by smegmacheesecake	Feb 28th, 2007 11:43:44 AM
Who's the midget in the middle?
Keira by smegmacheesecake	Feb 28th, 2007 11:53:41 AM
She's way hotter in Domino

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