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Weekend Booty is gone!! No, Not That Kind Of Booty!! A Few PIRATES Pics Fer U have left!!

is this where billy by damagedinc	Feb 10th, 2007 10:39:35 PM
is this where billy peltzer's dad got gizmo?
How long till they get taken down? by Darth__Moa	Feb 10th, 2007 10:39:37 PM
Either way great pics, Chow Yan Fat looks mean as!
whoa! by damagedinc	Feb 10th, 2007 10:48:17 PM
whoaaaa!
Seconds? by Freefinger	Feb 10th, 2007 10:51:18 PM
Wha?
OK.. got fourth.. by Freefinger	Feb 10th, 2007 10:51:48 PM
Not bad...
kiera knightley looking rather mannish there by Gwai Lo	Feb 10th, 2007 11:13:12 PM
what with her tough guy smirk
Mmmmm. Tia Dalma. by Zarles	Feb 10th, 2007 11:20:30 PM
Ain't no blowjob like a witch doctor blowjob cuz a witch doctor blowjob don't stop!
No enhanced Keira boobage? by Osmosis Jones	Feb 10th, 2007 11:21:09 PM
:o(
Rush = back, Keira = thin, Chow = badass, Naomi = tits by performingmonkey	Feb 10th, 2007 11:21:11 PM
I hope there's a huge ship-to-ship battle in this final installment. Also, they better know how to end it after an excellent darker second chapter that brought in story and depth. My guess is that Bootstrap Bill will kill Davy Jones and the Flying Dutchman, along with the crew, will be destroyed, except because his heart is still beating and alive, whoever holds it can command the kraken (and a new monster would be good). Lord Beckett uses the Kraken to destroy all remaining pirate ships in the Caribbean, and he seeks out Jack because he's got some kind of personal vendetta against him (this will be explained). Chow Yun Fat aids Barbossa and Jack (who have to team up if they want piracy to remain alive!) in going against Lord Beckett, there's a huge ship battle, Barbossa betrays everyone to take the Pearl as his own but Jack manages to get onboard also and they have a final duel to the death (perhaps Jack is saved by Will and Elizabeth). Whatever.
That Top Picutre.... by TheRealMoriarty	Feb 10th, 2007 11:28:28 PM
Is it just me, or is Orlando Bloom looking a little more femme than usual?
I just got off the phone with Captain Jack Sparrow... by Ribbons	Feb 10th, 2007 11:29:37 PM
...apparently rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated...
KEIRA'S BOOBS GOTTA EAT!!!! by TheUglyBaby	Feb 10th, 2007 11:35:00 PM
(__)__)
Keira looks tired by Sir Loin	Feb 10th, 2007 11:47:07 PM
No wonder she's taking some time off, she looks run-down from doing these films back-to-back (plus King Arthur & Domino in between).
Is Harry's fiancee really only 20 years old??? by El Scorcho	Feb 10th, 2007 11:48:19 PM
That's kind of weird if true.
IS THAT RA'S AL GHUL?!?!?! by spaceworlder	Feb 10th, 2007 11:55:47 PM
I didn't know the League of Shadows was going to be in Pirates! Now I totally want to see this movie.
Is that Hayden Christensen in the first pic? by Gorrister	Feb 11th, 2007 12:23:20 AM
Cause I KNOW that isn't a woman, right?
Why do these remind me of Ninja Turtles III? by thelivingdoll	Feb 11th, 2007 12:27:22 AM
Oh, maybe it's the Copy/Paste Ancient Asian theme. Just maybe.
quick .. everyone mirror those pics ... by caipirina	Feb 11th, 2007 12:46:44 AM
before they are gone ...
who is the dude in the 3rd pic? by caipirina	Feb 11th, 2007 12:48:40 AM
no idea
The guy in the 3rd pic is Norrington who by superninja	Feb 11th, 2007 12:57:58 AM
was in the other two films. He is the officer who becomes a drunk and then steals Davy Jones's heart from Jack.
Are they trying to make Keira unattractive? by superninja	Feb 11th, 2007 12:59:10 AM
This is the second unflattering pic I've seen of her from this film. Perhaps she is in character and they are reflecting her melancholy (she blames herself for Jack's situation, after all).
The world needs more Chow Yun Fat. by superninja	Feb 11th, 2007 01:00:56 AM
I'm pretty stoked about this film, I actually liked the 2nd much more than the first.
I'm the fastest typer in the west. by superninja	Feb 11th, 2007 01:01:36 AM
You stood no chance. ;)
The "Dude" in the 3rd pic is Norington by Gorrister	Feb 11th, 2007 01:10:35 AM
The former Admiral and the guy who stole the Heart from the Dead Man's Chest.
Curse You SuperNinja! LOL j/k by Gorrister	Feb 11th, 2007 01:12:02 AM
Guess that'll teach me to be a quicker poster. :P
Kiera Knightley in Vietnam Dreams by Orionsangels	Feb 11th, 2007 01:40:46 AM
Yar kidding me right? Yar all crazy.
Scorcho by HEADGEEK	Feb 11th, 2007 02:36:40 AM
Yes - she was born the year of LETHAL WEAPON
HARRY's GOTTA GET SOME CRADLE!!! by datachasm	Feb 11th, 2007 02:53:19 AM
but i suppose its better than grave robbing like Zsa Zsa's hubby...
The chicks in Pirates are getting hotter for every film by MasterKenobi	Feb 11th, 2007 03:41:09 AM
No wonder captain Barbossa has that look on his face with that voodo woman. In the fourth pirates movie, Kiera Knightley will have black teeth and a scar like Chow Yun Fats!
my friend is drunk by BadMrWonka	Feb 11th, 2007 04:08:07 AM
please call him...206-605-0502...his name is Josh...he's being a jerk, he deserves it...
You are true-school, Harry! Replacing calendar by CreasyBear	Feb 11th, 2007 07:22:04 AM
dates with movie releases? Nice. So which movie do you pick to represent your birth year?
Where's her tits ? by kingoflight	Feb 11th, 2007 07:32:01 AM
I was highly dissapointed, the art work that was shown of this site a couple of months ago promised she get a boob job.
Isn't that 3rd picture from the end of the 2nd film? by chrth	Feb 11th, 2007 07:46:25 AM
Isn't that Norrington handing Davy Jones' Heart to the Admiralty?
Tia Dalma=Chew Your Arm Off Coyote Ugly by Anna Valerious	Feb 11th, 2007 07:51:44 AM
Though the fact she and Davey Jones could have been lovers makes a lot of sense... (Look at the locket in her shack...it's the same as the heart on Davey Jones' chest.)
I was watching Back to the Future Part 2... by rbatty024	Feb 11th, 2007 08:38:53 AM
the other day, and I remember not enjoying the second film until the third one came out and tied everything together. Maybe the same will be true of the Pirates movies. As it stands, the second one had lots of filler.
I just finished reading "In the Heart of the Sea"... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Feb 11th, 2007 09:35:14 AM
...by Nathaniel Philbrick. It's the true story of the whaleship (Essex) that was rammed and sunk by a sperm whale. Even more horrifying were the events that took place afterwards. (The story served as the inspiration for Melville's "Moby Dick"). So, when I look at these POTC pictures, all I can say is, "What a bunch of poseurs."
hey harry by BendersShinyAss	Feb 11th, 2007 10:09:46 AM
I came out the same year as Star Wars
Pics are nice but... by Ravetin	Feb 11th, 2007 11:23:25 AM
Hows aboot a goddamn trailer already? Seriously, is the production in trouble or something?
There's a rumor floating around ... by ZakChase	Feb 11th, 2007 11:56:29 AM
... that a trailer will be attached to Ghost Rider. We'll see ...
Voodoo Lady gets to do something! by Saluki	Feb 11th, 2007 12:04:43 PM
Hurray! And Keira is about to dry clean my business suits! Hurray!
Anna Valerious: How perceptive. by Some Dude	Feb 11th, 2007 12:08:18 PM
Really. They were lovers. We had no idea.
Chow looks fucking bad ass by Norm Cascade	Feb 11th, 2007 12:14:25 PM
That's all I've got to say.
I was born in the year of the Exorcist by Bulldoggie	Feb 11th, 2007 12:15:56 PM
this is kinda fun, anyone else?
That's Cool Harry... by El Scorcho	Feb 11th, 2007 01:02:09 PM
My parents are 10 years apart, so 15 ain't that much of a stretch.
I was born in the year of 'Easy Rider' by Dr Gregory House	Feb 11th, 2007 01:09:15 PM
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man.
I was born in the year of that dreck film Godfather II, by MJAYACE	Feb 11th, 2007 01:35:18 PM
and also Masterpieces like Herbie Rides Again, Flesh Gordan and Big Bad Mama.
Ok, seriously now... by ImJustSaying	Feb 11th, 2007 01:52:42 PM
KIERA KNIGHTLY GOTTA EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean.. She needs to put the sexy back in sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet. Marry me.
I am surprised... by PirateEmery	Feb 11th, 2007 02:08:31 PM
These pictures are still up! Is Disney away this weekend?
Good Job Merrick! by ElectricDreams	Feb 11th, 2007 02:49:58 PM
Dude, looks like you've found yourself a couple of cool inside contacts at Disney with all the various Underdog and Pirates 3 pics over the past few months. Of course it seems we all have to be quick and check often since they keep pulling everything off so fast, but at least you get it out there which rocks bro!
Disneyland Pirates 3 World Premiere Answer by ElectricDreams	Feb 11th, 2007 02:56:40 PM
phoenixmagi, following up on your question, you can be on hand for the red carpet the day of the premiere at Disneyland just by arriving super early the day of and buying a regular admission ticket. The park closes early around like 5-6pm but guests are invited to stay until the last of the red carpet guests go in and they start the screening, which for the past 2 movies has been between 9-10pm. Just call Disneyland about a month before the film comes out and ask them when the world premiere is scheduled...hope this helps!?!?
Where´s Barbossa´s monkey?!!!!!! by Judge Doom	Feb 11th, 2007 02:57:06 PM
When Tia Dalma is looking way hotter than keyra you knohw there´s somthing worng.... Most antecipated movie of 2007 HANDS DOWN!
The Hills Are Alive... by Cheif Brody	Feb 11th, 2007 03:19:26 PM
I think Kiera looks so gruff is because of her character's arc...in 1 she was alike a fiesty princess...2...a pirate in training...3...she's a full on pirate...who...at the (world's) end...will end up getting all cleaned up nice n pretty for her big wedding with the Bloomster....with Capt Jack as the worst man. We will not see Knightley's knockers until the end of the flick...you read it here first. Oh...and the movies that came out when I did are...Dr. Zhivago...For a Few Dollars More...and The Sound of Music. Hence...The Hills Are Alive...at the end of the movie!
Breasts Removed by Request of Disney by thelivingdoll	Feb 11th, 2007 05:16:24 PM
Damn, any mirrors out there?
Re: Norrington steals Davy Jones's heart from Jack by theageofknights.com	Feb 11th, 2007 06:28:30 PM
But Jack get's him back by telling him "I don't know how to quit you!"
I gotta eat out...Tia Dalma. by Doctor_Sin	Feb 11th, 2007 08:57:55 PM
Each film is better than the one before, like Harry Potter. Fun and exciting. I am ready to face the Kraken and Cthuloid piratical beings. Yaaarrrr!
1980 by Hella	Feb 11th, 2007 09:05:15 PM
raging bull, empire strikes back, caddyshack, airplane!, friday the 13th, and of course, cheech and chongs next movie.... nice
Chow Yun Fat tells Jack by T 1000 xp professional	Feb 11th, 2007 11:34:38 PM
to leave the heart .."Forget it Jack it's Chinatown"... :::the audience's cue to exit:::
1985 by T 1000 xp professional	Feb 12th, 2007 12:30:15 AM
Back to the Future 'nuff said that movie was a huge part of my childhood .....oh yea so was Super Mario Bros. ................ 1980 was pretty darn good, kudos to your parents
1984 by kingoflight	Feb 12th, 2007 03:48:48 AM
Like i knew what the fuck was on at the cinema i was just born i had better things to worry about, like the shit stains in my pants. i think Terminator came out 1984 ohh and 1984 ....
Mr. Chow is a NICEGUY by Hoppleman	Feb 12th, 2007 06:27:56 AM
I meet Chow Yun Fat in Hong KOng Airport and was surpised that he is such a nice person. I cannot believe waht they of him. Cooooooooooooooooooooooooollll ll!!!
Is the top picture Orlando or Kiera? by GibsonUSA Returns	Feb 12th, 2007 12:49:01 PM
It looks like a 14 year old boy either way.

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