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The Internet Exclusive Trailer For HOT FUZZ leaves a bloody boot mark on both your ass cheeks!!!

harry by wanna_bannana	Feb 8th, 2007 09:41:44 PM
If you die, i will never get my bra that you borrowed back...you sexy beast...always remember what we had! that night in Paris under the eiffel tower, the good wine and cheap box of condoms. We made before sunset look like a childrens program...you dirty boy.
You can do it, Harry. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Feb 8th, 2007 09:48:02 PM
All you have to do is BELIEVE!!!
meh by Darth_Baltar	Feb 8th, 2007 09:52:13 PM
meh... i'll wait for the home video at best
Believe by instant_karma	Feb 8th, 2007 09:53:25 PM
And eat less starchy foods....
Toy Story 3 For 2009!! by kuguy3000	Feb 8th, 2007 09:58:04 PM
Hey guys!! Toy Story 3 Confirmed for 2009!! Fully-fianced PIXAR film!! It's being written by the "Little Miss Sunshine" guy!! Can you believe it? Pixar won! Check it out!! http://www.popzart.com/viewtop ic.php?topic=477
Fucking Quicktime!!! by instant_karma	Feb 8th, 2007 09:58:45 PM
When will the blight of non functioning Quicktime trailers be ended?
you can do it!! by theonecalledshoe	Feb 8th, 2007 09:59:15 PM
Cut back to protein and light carbs,follow any word from stallone cause dammit harr, we love ya.
Bacon Harry by Dwarves	Feb 8th, 2007 10:00:49 PM
Pounce the bacon in flour before you fry it Harry. Less greesy, more goodness!
Darth_Baltar is meh by Sir Loin	Feb 8th, 2007 10:02:59 PM
MEH! Boy, do I feel hip now.
GUUNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!! by Rendell	Feb 8th, 2007 10:10:58 PM
"LA Boomstick, The Pump, Silver Dream, Cold Steel, MC Hammer, The Twins" etc Man I can't wait...
MARTIN FREEMAN!!! by Gilkuliehe	Feb 8th, 2007 10:15:40 PM
I love that guy! He should play Bilbo in the new Peter Weir directed Hobbit. And Harry, that intro was scary, man. Cut the crap already and get those staples in there.
JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY DICK by THE KNIGHT	Feb 8th, 2007 10:35:57 PM
and he said he wants to CUM!
FUNNY ENGLISH COMEDY DUO GOTTA EAT!! by Unkle	Feb 8th, 2007 10:42:05 PM
Anna Nicole would have wanted it that way.
So, how many of the guns will become AICN screen names? by SpyGuy	Feb 8th, 2007 11:02:40 PM
Cannot fucking wait for this movie. Oh, and QuickTime works just fine on a PC, provided you've finally upgraded from Windows 98.
Edward Fucking Woodward! by Lou C.	Feb 9th, 2007 12:15:07 AM
Any movie with the motherfucking Equalizer is the motherfucking shit!
OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH! by ChickenGeorgeVII	Feb 9th, 2007 12:23:05 AM
AW SHIT! I JUST JIZZED A SLOPPY WAD IN MY PANTALOONS!! AW HELL!...And thus, anybody got a handi-wipe? - - - George, The 7 Chicken!!!!
Anna Nicole Smith Goes Tits Up by DefyThis	Feb 9th, 2007 12:36:18 AM
Where's the ANS talkback you insensitive clods?!?
Put down the Bacon smothered in lard sandwich... by film_fanatic_in_the_original_bla ck_and_white	Feb 9th, 2007 01:25:17 AM
Jesus Bobby Christ this movie is gonna rock my socks off!! I love Shaun Of The Dead! These fellas can do no wrong!
Harry follows Homer Simpson's bacon philosophy... by FilmCritic3000	Feb 9th, 2007 02:00:47 AM
Homer: "So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!" Bart: "Yes father. Homer:..."bacon up that sausage, boy!" Bart: "But Dad, my heart hurts!" [Homer glares at Bart; Bart complies] Stop while you can, Harry!
just leaving now... by thegoldencalf	Feb 9th, 2007 02:29:26 AM
...to go wait in line for 7 hours to meet pegg and frost and hopefully see the fucking film!!! nooch!
Will most definately rule.. by Wired Earp	Feb 9th, 2007 02:29:40 AM
Hey man, its got Boomstick in it.
I'd get a mac by instant_karma	Feb 9th, 2007 03:04:53 AM
If it didn't mean I'd then be a mac owner. That's a whole level of cuntdom I'm not willing to explore...
FREEZE! YA BLOODY BASTARDS... by GilesT	Feb 9th, 2007 03:04:56 AM
Dammit. Going to have to wait 'til I get home this evening before I can watch this. Why won't my company let me install Quicktime on this machine? Its almost like they expect me to work, or something...
Fanboys 2: Fan Harder by BannedOnTheRun	Feb 9th, 2007 03:16:44 AM
After the fat one dies two days before a heavily anticipated premiere, his friends plot to grant him his dying wish: to see the film, dead or alive! Hilarity ensues in this comedy critics are calling, "Weekend at Bernie's meets Weekend at Bernie's 2!"
Yeah it was cool and all by DirkD13"	Feb 9th, 2007 03:24:29 AM
But I really want a balls-to-the-wall, make your nards shrink into your stomach, pedal-to-the-metal action trailer. That would be the extra special geek trailer for all action junkie's. This film will rule all though, and that music was pretty freakin' sweet.
Bono Luthor by Bono Luthor	Feb 9th, 2007 04:05:03 AM
Looks like one of the old 'Comic Strip Presents' films.
You are all going to be so disappointed. by leemunday	Feb 9th, 2007 04:05:39 AM
All the action is in the last 20 minutes. All the comedy is in the first.
Saw it this past Monday and... by Demon Disco	Feb 9th, 2007 04:24:27 AM
(SPOILERS WILL FOLLOW)...it certainly kicked all kinds of ass. However - it's no Shaun of the Dead. Not yet, anyway. But there's plenty to take in over multiple viewings, just like with Shaun, so I expect my fondness for this flick to grow, too. My only real complaint was that, for a supposed action movie, there was precious little action. I'm serious. There's a great 20 minute sequence towad the end (SPOILER) when our two heroes take on the villagers in the town square and a supermarket, but the editing is erratic and it's not quite as high-octane as you will no doubt be expecting. Now, this is either down to Wright's inexperience at action cinema (although he does make a fair fist of it) or the fact that the marketing has promised too much - but Michael Bay this most certainly is not (despite some cool parody shots). The (BIGISH SPOILER) dust-up between Dalton and Pegg in the Model Village was brillaint, though... In all, however, this Fuzz is certainly fucking Funny with a capital F and proves once again that these boys (along with Sacha Baron Cohen) are putting Blighty comedy firmly on the world map - where we belong. But in summary? Hot Fuzz is Midsommer Murders meets The Wicker Man via Die Hard. Good times, my friends, I promise. (The first hour is definitely the funniest). Oh, and (SPOILER!) there is an Omen-esque death scene at a church that bests anything I've seen in a Hollywood horror film in years. Bravo, guys! Bravo! Cannot WAIT to see what they come up with next...
One other thing... by Demon Disco	Feb 9th, 2007 04:28:41 AM
Because, hell, I'm a lonely old soul and - no doubt like your good selves - movies and pop culture get me geeking out, if anyone wants to chat film or any other bollocks please feel free to e-mail me: valisrogue@blueyonder.co.uk. Come into the light, my friends. All are welcome, all are welcome...(Ahem)
whahahaha Valentine's Day by Evil Hobbit	Feb 9th, 2007 04:34:44 AM
I love this guys so much, I'd turn gay for them... hmm No I would not but I still love them!
Hey instant_karma by quantize	Feb 9th, 2007 04:55:53 AM
you don't need a mac, you're already there without one... if you did have a mac, you'd just be a cunt who knows a decent operating system when he uses one.
instant_karma you utter c... by Captain RawBeard	Feb 9th, 2007 05:01:34 AM
..unt. you are a cunt for just saying that. and you cunting live in cuntdom ahem... Already seen this film and it rocks. Yes the action is all in last 20 mins but its such a great build up and super funny to boot.
Demon Disco by DirkD13"	Feb 9th, 2007 05:07:11 AM
So when you say "There's a great 20 minute sequence toward the end" do you really mean 20 minutes? I was told the same about Smokin' Aces, but it turned out to have about 5 minutes of action in total.
You'll be fine, Harry by gotta eat	Feb 9th, 2007 05:20:16 AM
After all, all that money you got to shamelessly plug Fantastic Four 2 shall afford you a new heart.
Hey, take it easy... by instant_karma	Feb 9th, 2007 05:26:54 AM
You'll spill your soya milk latte all over your cordaroys...
Hey, Instant Karma by quantize	Feb 9th, 2007 05:58:33 AM
better get back to your Vista security alerts you sad twat. Hopefully that full cream will harden your ateries real soon, you're wasting oxygen as it is..
I want Simon Pegg's babies by wazza	Feb 9th, 2007 06:52:59 AM
Not as good as Shaun but I laughed hard for the first hour. Slight dip in the middle for plot and then kick-ass action at the end. 4 out of 5, for all who care. Get Spaced on dvd!!!
In every Hot Fuzz talkback . . . by Nice Marmot	Feb 9th, 2007 07:03:43 AM
. . . somebody has to compare Pegg & Gervais. What a bunch of negative tools. Can you only like one of them? Stupid.
I like both Pegg and Gervais by DirkD13"	Feb 9th, 2007 07:32:23 AM
Pegg is the better actor and Gervais is the better stand-up, but they are both great writers. Stephen Merchant is funnier than both though, without even talking.
You know what would've been nice... by Rendell	Feb 9th, 2007 07:50:26 AM
If they'd had the words "Come get some more" at the end of the trailer for all the "Spaced" fans.
Mr Pump? Party Boy? Santa? Skidmarks? by Onomaki Forp	Feb 9th, 2007 08:19:36 AM
Sounds like one of my Saturday nights. My fuzz gets hot just thinking about it.
The British are known for not using periods in initials by Onomaki Forp	Feb 9th, 2007 08:24:36 AM
So is it L.A. Boomstick as in Los Angeles, LA Boomstick as in Louisiana, or is it La Boomstick as in French definite article?
Onomaki by DirkD13"	Feb 9th, 2007 01:15:03 PM
I reckon it's La Boomstick. Of course I may be wrong.
Pegg! LA Boomstick! Skidmarks! Count me in!!! by HarryBlackPotter	Feb 9th, 2007 02:57:34 PM
Can't fucking wait til Valentine's Day. I'm gonna be leaving my cock in my pants and my girlfriend in the oven. That's what I'm talkin' about!

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