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An Early Review Of FANBOYS!!

This is the closest we'll get to a "new" Star Wars movi by pockybot	Feb 6th, 2007 01:22:06 AM
...and it may just blow away the new trilogy away. I so can't wait to see the Harry Knowles depiction. I hope the humor is more obscure than what's in the trailer, and isn't some Grandma's Boy peppered with some Lucas references. But it looks good so far.
im confused by manic bunny	Feb 6th, 2007 01:41:17 AM
wow that was a really nonsensical review. i can quite safely say i know less about this movie having read that than i did before. oh well, i'll see it because kristen bell is in it. sweet kristen bell. oh and uh... so and so gotta eat... i guess
The Letter Formerly Know as H... by onemanarmy	Feb 6th, 2007 01:54:26 AM
...has taken over every bottom left corner on this website.
Also.... by onemanarmy	Feb 6th, 2007 02:06:33 AM
What? No video game references? Or has that been played out already and sadly attached to pothead only movies (Grandma's Boy)? Either way, no video games/references is about as weak as having an alleged horror movie without at least one set of nice exposed titties.
Sounds alot like 'Thunderstruck'. by midgetlover	Feb 6th, 2007 03:10:43 AM
Full of obvious comedy and cliches. Blech!
Your mother is a fanboy! by DerLanghaarige	Feb 6th, 2007 05:16:06 AM
Danny Trejo rules!
jesus.... by the_shogun_gunslinger	Feb 6th, 2007 05:42:56 AM
and i thought harry's reviews were hard to follow.
Johnny Deep in Spring Break Movies! by theBigE	Feb 6th, 2007 07:13:35 AM
Yes, good old Johnny Deep. What in the heck particular movie in this reviewer talking about?
This is the worst review ever by ECUPirate71	Feb 6th, 2007 09:16:39 AM
And I loved Ice Pirates. Except the space herpes. They still scare me to this day.
534 Words Of Introduction by Captain Mal	Feb 6th, 2007 09:26:09 AM
and 492 words of actual review. Thanks. Can someone please explain to me what a "thinly, very thinly, veiled romantic subplot" is? Next time skip the extraneous rant and maybe it'll only take you two months to write a review instead of four.
Sounds lame by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Feb 6th, 2007 11:56:17 AM
Colour me not bothered. Meh.
AWESOME!! by wanna_bannana	Feb 6th, 2007 12:29:37 PM
i love james franco in that movie! he oozes stud!! and all the planes flying around shooting each other down n shit...now thats awesome. Oh...you said FANboys, my bad.
GEORGE LUCAS RAPED MY CHILDHOOD by Pageiv	Feb 6th, 2007 01:03:42 PM
Gee, when I think of SW I think of glory holes. Remember back in 97-98 when rumors of this flick were floating around about a guy dying and his buddies trying to show him ep I before he kicked the bucket? It sounded like a good drama about a group of friends on one last trip together. Now it looks like a cheap Comedy Central movie of the weekend.
terrible review by chaffg	Feb 6th, 2007 01:29:53 PM
jesus christ get to the point save the essays for english class
no-one invented "GL raped my childhood" by Amy Chasing	Feb 6th, 2007 02:35:38 PM
it just kinda grew out of the collective subconscious of a million or so pissed off fans. George Lucas raped my childhood (C) 1999, humanity.
Whatever happened to "5-25-77?" by Yelnick McWaWa	Feb 6th, 2007 04:41:05 PM
For the reviewer, it's "Carrie Fisher", dumb ass. This sounds like a bad version of "Free Enterprise", although that is worth seeing just for the Shats great performance. Mark Altman is a bitter evil twat and deserves to die. I might see this for two reasons, the lovely Bell and to continue in the joy of pissing off the bitter little bastards who still take it so damn personally and are certain the movies "suck", I don't buy it, they don't suck, but it's funny to read their apoplectic rage rants. Douchebags.
THANKS!!! by El Scorcho	Feb 6th, 2007 05:29:52 PM
Nothing like a February review of an October screening!!!!!!!!!
I've never known more... by BitterMan23	Feb 6th, 2007 08:09:29 PM
about what isn't going on in a review.
Don't do it by sing hustle	Feb 6th, 2007 09:08:56 PM
Don't become one of them.
worst review ever by Hella	Feb 6th, 2007 10:26:50 PM
oh and by the way, he forgot to tell us about this movie "little miss something" he saw at a screening and is bound to be a hit... I MEAN FUCK! why the shit do these "reviewers" feel the need to break out their BIG WORDS and euphemisms and deluted babble just for the sake of re-reading it later and patting themselves on their hairy acne-covered back?! this shit sucked

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