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Harrison Ford willing to Quit INDY IV because of Fake Whip Chit?

I just got off the phone with first... by RKDN Del Sol	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:51:46 PM
he and Indiana Jones are like grandparents.
if spielberg made cb`s out of guns... by Romoehlio	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:55:11 PM
what would they use to make a whip out of it?
CG ARTISTS GOTTA EAT!!! by Shermdawg	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:55:39 PM
Don't be a dick Harrison. And besides, you'd probably pull, tear, break something, fucking around with a bullwhip at your age!
Hollywood Blows by ronniepooch	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:56:16 PM
Hollywood Blows
Someone please edit this article's title by Blanket-Man	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:57:05 PM
It literally hurt my head trying to translate it into English.
CGI by Cellar Door	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:58:04 PM
Soon...the only good reason computers exist will be for pron. Very soon.
Devo to soundtrack Indy IV by Billy Caspar	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:58:08 PM
That's fuckin' inspired!
NOT TRUE by thatpeterguy	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:58:18 PM
There is no way this is real. How is cracking a whip any different than all the sword play we see these days and think of the fight scenes coming out of Hong Kong these days. Yeah, yeah its Asia but still. That would not be the deciding factor on this movie getting made. Not with The Beard and The Film Geek Childhood Raper running the show. Fun rumour but no way its true.
this movie... by aquateenhungerbomb	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:58:43 PM
wasn't happening anyways.
Indiana Jones does not use a digital whip. by victor laszlo	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:59:15 PM
bravo, Harrison, and anything blocking this film from production is a good thing... far more to lose than to gain.
Harrison Ford COULD EAT.... by Romoehlio	Feb 2nd, 2007 12:59:53 PM
"miracel whip" - great tasting mayonese
Easy fix by viranth	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:01:19 PM
Just film the movie somewhere else ffs. Lucas and Spielberg can do whatever they want, they sure have the money, so why let anyone tell them that Harrison can't use a real whip!
dumb by reckni	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:02:35 PM
so much for quality news, that sounds ridiculous.
First Make Regs Against Uwe Boll Behind a Camera! by DarfurOnTheRocks	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:02:57 PM
Please. If swords and such are not banned, then how is a whip deemed too dangerous? Me thinks this is utter tripe..... I could be wrong though...
Ha now thats a rumor! by godzillasushi	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:03:48 PM
Those are the kinds of things people could only make up.
What? by skycrapper	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:05:29 PM
This is one of the wierdest things I've ever read on this site. It's probably very false as well. I mean c'mon "Hollywood Regulations" my ass.
If you believe this by Thunderbolt Ross	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:07:51 PM
you are a moron.
sean connery to wip the shit out of some bitches on set by greekopa	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:09:14 PM
beat some ass sean beat some ass
this sounds bs by luckylindy	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:10:09 PM
why not just make the whip a walkie talkie then?
A CGI Whip? by PwnedByStallone	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:12:49 PM
That would look RETARDED. Stand your ground Ford!
I am surprised that Harry Potter Did not Make News by DarfurOnTheRocks	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:13:19 PM
...For his nude work in the play Equus, or something or other. Apparently, certain HP fans are shocked that the actor is exposing his wand to the Muggles!
luckylindy by PwnedByStallone	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:15:41 PM
hilarious!
So, no longer will an automobile be driven in film? by georges garvaren	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:16:21 PM
An automobile being a "dangerous" lump of matter, like a whip; some may say a far greater danger than a whip, and if this “rule” were so then it would mean Harrison could never enter an automobile, or elevator, or boat, or, well you get my point (if there even is one to get) because of their potential danger to his being. Seems silly. However, keeping Harrison out of danger would make for a wonderful film; they should make that, instead of stinky Jones IV. Originality before Repeat! Then repeat. It's like shampooing, and like regular pooing too.
I lost respect for Harrison Ford... by gobofraggleuk	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:16:32 PM
...when he was going out with Calista Flockhart and I wondered if, for him to find her attractive, with her pre-pubescent 8-year-old girl's anorexic physique, he must be some variety of paedophile.
Indiana Jones and the Expired Buffet Coupons by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:19:02 PM
Honestly - sounds more like something George Lucas would do..."for the children"...real whips have no place in mass entertainment. And then he'll go back and take all the whips out of the original Indy's and replace them with flashlights.
I just emailed Harrison Ford about this, he said... by HarryBlackPotter	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:23:22 PM
"CGI! Why'd it have to be CGI? Why not anything else?" Seriously, is this April's fool or something? Give me a break. I know Lucas likes to populate his movies with CGI shit (like Jar Jar an Hayden Christensen) but this is such gash. But then, didn't Speilberg replace guns with CGI walkie talkies? Maybe there is some truth to this after all. Shit! Nice to know the franchise is in safe hands.
just wait for official comment from Ford by Lane	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:24:17 PM
via his blackberry
Indiana Jones and the Temple of JJ's Blackberry by Loosejerk	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:25:03 PM
Let's get it started...HOT....Let's get it started....IN HERE!!
Cgi whip =flames on nipples...um..yeah. by =PxPx182=	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:26:07 PM
Damn those Nazi's!
i beleive the correct term for humping fockhart is... by luckylindy	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:26:55 PM
skeleboning....which is kinda redundant...
or flockhart too by luckylindy	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:28:00 PM
damn my eyes
Good move...Ford could be dead before the CGI's done. by SpyGuy	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:28:35 PM
At least Harrison's whip isn't a Lite-Brite or God knows how much terror, fear and panic that could cause. Hollywood could be brought to a screeching halt in all the commotion and chaos... On second thought, maybe that's a good thing.
Calista Flockhart starring as "The Whip." by Pound Sand	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:32:45 PM
An easy solution, right?
So, they're going to give Ford a rubber whip handle? by SkeletonParty	Feb 2nd, 2007 01:36:00 PM
and say, pretend you have a giant whip and sping it over there. Great, now sping it that way. Yay! Sping it all around and all of the bad guys will fall over. I don't blame Ford. I'd feel like an idiot with a whip handle in my hand and doing these big dramatic whipping movements hoping the cgi whip will look super duper cool.
I'd love this rumour to true... by dr_buggerlugs	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:35:51 PM
...just because it's so incredibly dumbass...cgi whips for chrissakes!
Ford + real whip= TTOAL FUCKIN DESTRUCTION?? by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:38:27 PM
Is that what he's saying?
ah, fuck proofreading!! by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:39:09 PM
you knew what I meant, anyway. damn mistypping
INDIANA JONES AND THE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:40:46 PM
That's about all the Indy IV titles I care to muster for now. Just wait til pillow talk or Dick Nicely get their cheadleasses in here. Comedy gold.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CHEADLE OF DOOM by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:41:40 PM
"Dammnit, Marion, I just spilled cheadle all over my brand new Dockers!"
SHENANIGANS! by Hogarth Hughes	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:42:35 PM
I declare SHENANIGANS!
Will they remove Ford's wheelchair with digital tech? by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:42:42 PM
'cause they'll need to by the time this shit gets made
(damn, this TB got my posts ALL out of order) by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:43:18 PM
ah, fuck it all anyway!
Harry just loves the Indy TB's -only explanation 4 this by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:46:21 PM

Is he saying, Ford's "too old to WHIP it out"?? by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:46:50 PM
Schwing!
Is he saying, "Ford's too old to handle a whip"?? by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:47:51 PM
sad, sad, sad
Is he saying, "I fuckin LOVE the TBs for Indy IV"?? by finky089	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:49:07 PM
cuz, these always turn into funny shit...except maybe this time?
Seriously... by NubtheSquirrel	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:51:48 PM
Harrison Ford should not have to resort to a CG whip. That is simply ridiculous. The fact that Lucas and Spielberg both stated that they want to go with mostly traditional effects rather than CG effects in order to give the flick a rough look like the other three. Ford has been trained with using a bullwhip for more than twenty years. There is no reason whatsoever that he shouldn't be able to use it provided there is stunt personnel available on set.
Remember back in the day... by Gilderoy	Feb 2nd, 2007 02:54:50 PM
when everyone thought that hat that Harrison was wearing in K19 Widowmaker was CGI? That was some funny shit...
Give him a Wii controller by MamboMan	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:00:08 PM
blatant product placement + CGI whip= cash cow
You let that motherfucker hold his whip! by Beeslo	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:01:52 PM
He's fucking Harrison "Motherfucking" Ford! If he wants to hold his whip, you don't fucking tell him he can't! I really hope whoever told him this shit, gets a serious kick in the nuts!
If there gonna go the CGI route... by Lou Stools	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:02:08 PM
Then have Indy wield his ground-dragging scrotum as a deadly Bola.
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE CGI MISS SUNSHINE!!! by Err	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:03:32 PM
Harrison sounds like he's drunk all the time. Let him walk and let this movie get buried. Ford is now as old as Connery was in Last Crusade isn't he? Or at least older? How is he gonna do half the stuff he used to?
2 Legit 2 Chit by Bionic Bigfoot	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:04:06 PM
I want to consider this as top movie news but somewhere there's a stage with Harry Potter hopping around with his wrinkly vienna sausage out. Now, that's cool news.
P.S. by Lou Stools	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:04:25 PM
Contrary to appearances, I do know the proper usage of there and they're.
Wow how sad anyone would actually believe this by LeviDTinker	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:04:43 PM
yeah anyone who believes this is really gullable. there is no such saftey regulation in hollywood.
Wrong, LeviDTinker by Beeslo	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:05:12 PM
Yeah man. They do have people that have insurance reasons on certain high power stars. I mean crap. They wouldn't let one of the hosts on "Mythbusters" do a stunt because of insurance risks. There are people whose job it is to decide what is and what isn't dangerous for their stars...but this is ludicrous!
Are you havin' a laugh? by GrandMuffTarkin	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:10:20 PM
Is Harry havin' a laugh?
Whips Don't Kill People by Guy Gaduois	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:13:38 PM
y'know the rest
I just got off the phone with Christian Bale by Mr Incredible	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:15:06 PM
They won't let him drive the Batmobile (AKA The Tumbler) because the fumes it emits contributes to global warming. Of all the stupid crap I've heard...if this is true, I'm with Ford. QUALITY IS JOB ONE!!
CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN!!! by PwnedByStallone	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:17:38 PM
Pull my whip.
If ture, I've GAINED respect for Harrison Ford by Larry of Arabia	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:20:49 PM
I doubt it's true though. Hollywood is in no way THAT dense. "Yeah, Steve, George, Harrison. It's Artie here. I know the film will make at least a billion dollars worldwide and you've made about a hundred billion for us over the course of our partnerships. We still won't let you use the whip. Now, pardon me I have to go give these notes to Clint on his dailies..."
This is a job for Emily Litella by bobbyjoe	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:28:33 PM
If Mr. Ford would like to use real Cool Whip during his new film production, I think he should be allowed to do so. Why, I think Cool Whip is a delicious treat... I often like to have some over strawberries or peaches or maybe a nice piece of pie! In fact, I... oh, wait... Mr. Ford would like to use a whip, and that would be cooler than CGI, and... oh, well, that's something quite different. Nevermind.
Ford to use whip in necro/zoophilia film... by Onomaki Forp	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:33:50 PM
...but that would be beating a dead horse.
CGI WHIP GOTTA EAT by runfoodrun	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:41:09 PM
well, it does.
I just got a Pony Express telegram from Harrison Ford by Meglos	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:41:25 PM
He thinks he could take Jack Bauer in a fistfight.
I don't buy it! by erichaislar	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:42:11 PM
Unless lucas to told him "you know we can CGI the whip!"
Don't do it, Harrison! by Ribbons	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:43:14 PM
We need you!
CGI in INDY 4 will kick ass by DynamixRo	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:46:16 PM
I can see the scene now. Arab guy wields sword skillfully, Indiana Jones pulls out his gun and shoots at Arab guy, Arab guy dodges bullet just like Neo did in Matrix.
At this point, I think they should just leave well.. by rbatty024	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:48:14 PM
enough alone. They made three great movie, and unless this thing is the second coming of Christ, then it's going to be a little disappointing.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CG METAMUCIL by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:49:17 PM
MMMM!
I simply... by Frankenblogger	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:49:29 PM
...don't give a fly rat's ass about this movie. Or Harrison Ford. Or anything Indy beyond Last Crusade--which they'll NEVER top. Fuck this movie.
INDIANA JONES AND I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:50:28 PM
UGH!
total BS, They'll keep real weapons around forever. by modlight	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:51:42 PM
for no reason other than it give shallow stars something to talk about at press junkets. Halle: well I spent a month learning how to weild a whip to truly become Catwoman.. blah blah blah. No way this is true.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CG WALKIE TALKIES FROM E.T. by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:52:31 PM
WEEE!
every chance for a good old indy talkback by AllieJamison	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:53:20 PM
is welcomed. Good thing Harry mentioned the ridiculousness-factor in the first line. How about reporting on more serious non-news: That be the interview with Janusz Kaminski and the mentioning of JUNGLE and LOS ANGELES as shooting locations. Or the daily "Harrison leaving pro gymn" pictures that document his muscle building process in a quasi scientific way.
He Cracked a Whip on LENO!, when Promoting Firewall by George Newman	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:54:47 PM
I expressly remember that. Ford is more than capable of wielding a whip. This is ludicrous
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF HEADLESS DRIVERS by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:54:48 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE CG BLUE HAIRS by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:55:43 PM
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I HOPE IT'S TRUE AND HE MEANS IT! by jorson2	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:55:48 PM
As big a fan as I am and have been of Indy for decades and would love to see another film, I can't say I'd blame Mr. Ford for this. CGI is NOT the savior of movies that Ford's own producer and Indy's co-creator Lucas seems to think it is. Not letting an actor, especially one with as much experience with the weapon in question as Ford, use it because of "safety regulations," is just plain ridiculous. It is sad if true, but again, can't bring myself to blame Ford for this -- if you asked me, Hollywood's had its balls whipped off of it.
INDIANA JONES AND THATSSH FOR BLASHHPHAMY! by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:56:38 PM
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Indy's whip? Or is Harry just Pussy-Whipped? by Cinemajerk	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:57:20 PM
Like a movie studio would presume to tell Harrison he couldn't use a real whip. Yeah right. Harry, you are insane. This story is so ridiculous to the point of being retarded.... and yet, I responded to it. CURSE you HARRY!!!
INDIANA JONES AND THE CURSE OF ADMIRAL STOCKDALE by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:57:39 PM
"I'm sorry, I didn't have my hearing aid on."
INDIANA JONES AND THE CG MOONINITES by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:58:17 PM
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Fuck Off! by darquelyte	Feb 2nd, 2007 03:59:11 PM
How did this happen?
INDIANA JONES AND THE MISSING SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:00:06 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH GRANDO by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:00:48 PM
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Quit? The hell he will! by R0BTRAIN	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:01:02 PM
He's got a two or three whips already, which is more than he needs. Harrison's got friends in every backlot and studio from here to the Sudan, he knows a dozen different stuntmen, knows every safety technique, the scenes will blend in, disappear, you'll never see any CGI again. With any luck, he's got his filming done already.
INSTEAD OF POSTING FAKE NEWS... by wackybantha	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:02:17 PM
...CHANGE THE DAMN HARRY KNOWLES NEW YEARS ANIMATION ALREADY!!!
INDIANA JONES AND HARRY'S .GIF IS OLDER THAN INDY by la_sith	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:11:00 PM
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gymn spotting pics by AllieJamison	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:11:04 PM
Here are some of the latest "pro gymn spotting" pics: http://x17online.com/celebriti es/ calista_flockhart/ harrison_and_calista_want_to_p ump_ you_up.php#more I may have opened the doors for all kinds of respectless Flockhart jokes here... but Harrison just looks toooooooooo good to hide these pics. (Messed up spelling and grammar etc...especially in the last post sorry. )
If this is true, good for Harrison by Orionsangels	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:12:26 PM
As little CG as possible in these new Indy movies.
Nathan Fillion as Indy by Fernwick_	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:14:02 PM
Seriously who else can you see in the role? Who kinda looks like Indy? Comments?
Indy TBs by AllieJamison	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:14:11 PM
....achhh I LOVE these talkbacks. I felt so empty after the last one was..."cancelled"...
INDIANA JONES MEETS ABBOT AND COSTELLO by Orionsangels	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:14:15 PM
ABBOT AND COSTELLO gotta eat
CALISTA FLOCKHART GOTTA EAT. by Gilkuliehe	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:14:41 PM
No, seriously. (Come on, am I really the first one saying that?)
Harrison Ford's whip be bangin' by BannedOnTheRun	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:18:02 PM
in American Graffiti, yo.
If this is true, it's Insurance Companies, not safety by Siguy	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:20:25 PM
If this is true then it's because Harrison Ford's insurance on the set is refusing to let him use the whip (that is, insurance purchased by the filmmakes for their actor, not Ford's personal insurance). If he injured himself with the whip the insurance company could lose millions of dollars. I'm still thinking bogus though because Spielberg and Lucas have enough money to finance their own movie without needing insurance on Ford.
Anyone who believes this by jenkis	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:25:20 PM
is a fucking retard.
Indiana Jones and Broken Recliner by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:25:35 PM
The CGI whip is for the scene where Lucas and Spielberg will want to show someone whipping Indy first so Ford doesn't get hurt and to "justify" his actions. Then he'll call in backup on the CG Walkie Talkies, at which point Jar Jar Binks will accidentally roll down a mountain with some beach balls and steamroll those motherfuckaz. But not before Greedo shoots.
agreed jenkis by jimmy_009	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:26:50 PM
Why is this even posted on this site?
Ford with whip/Flockhart by AllieJamison	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:27:00 PM
again the pics' working adress: http://x17online.com/celebriti es/calista_flockhart/harrison_ and_calista_want_to_pump_you_u p.php#more >br> @George Newman...it wasn't the promotion of firewall...it was in 2002: http://hfm2.com/photopost2/dat a/572/leno2002.wmv
[Sad BugsBunny eyes]Please Mr. Ford...say it ain't so.. by GibsonUSA Returns	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:30:40 PM
Your legion of fans have been waiting for this forever. I think personally that this is just a stupid rumour, but please do your best for Indy IV. The buildup has been forever...please let it end well!
wow by CtrlTristan	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:33:32 PM
it would be gay if they have to cg the whips theyre the whole point of the movies
° by AllieJamison	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:35:09 PM
Gilkuliehe just cashed the Jackpot
George Lucas rejected Frank Darabont's script. by brokentusk	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:39:02 PM
I'm willing to accept the fact that perhaps David Koepp has written an amazing script for this new film. Having said that, George Lucas rejected a script written by Frank Darabont. The same Frank Darabont who adapted THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION and THE GREEN MILE (yes, and THE MAJESTIC – it wasn’t the best film, but it wasn’t THAT bad either). Now, call me crazy... but I don't think Lucas should have any say as to the quality of film scripts. If Spielberg liked the script, they should have rolled with it. I can't wait to see the film when it eventually comes out, but all I'm saying is Lucas better not have fucked us out of a better film.
Why not Film the movie entirely outside the US? by Atomica	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:39:34 PM
And screw the Guild and all their "rules". Lucas hasn't bent over for those assholes yet and he shouldn't start now.
CGI ret-cons by shellfishh	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:49:51 PM
I hate the fact that they re-did the scene to make it look like Marion shot first.
You throw me the CGI idol; I throw you the CGI whip! by Tim The Enchanter	Feb 2nd, 2007 04:53:03 PM
That's all I got.
This Doesn't Make Sense Until You Realize... by CaptDanielRoe	Feb 2nd, 2007 05:01:36 PM
The movie is going to be called Indiana Jones and the 449 Hemophiliac Orphan Sons of Short Round. And that it will be set entirely on one speeding freight train.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CUNT OF JIHAD by Dr_Zoidberg	Feb 2nd, 2007 05:10:25 PM
snarfles. This rumour is hilarious.
INDIANA JONES AND THE .... by screamster101	Feb 2nd, 2007 05:11:37 PM
SHIT.... I GOTTA EAT!!!
CG Whip by antonphd	Feb 2nd, 2007 05:19:37 PM
What's with the whip/penis extension obsession? Sheesh, who does he think he is? Ewan McGregor?
CG in this flick should be minimal by performingmonkey	Feb 2nd, 2007 05:32:04 PM
They should cut down on CG usage for Indy 4. They didn't need it for the trilogy they don't need it now. It should be more like Casino Royale in how it used CG.
All you guys who are saying "anyone who believes this i by Thunderbolt Ross	Feb 2nd, 2007 05:40:53 PM
Quit riding my fucking coattails!
Best fake rumor in a while by Anakin Whoopass	Feb 2nd, 2007 05:48:34 PM
I give it 3 out of 4 stars. Whoever started this is laughing their ass off.
I just got off the phone with Clarista Flockhart by Alonzo Mosely	Feb 2nd, 2007 05:55:42 PM
She is worried that there are calories in talking and wouldn't chat for long...
Greedo Whips first!!! by Guiness	Feb 2nd, 2007 05:59:38 PM
Meesa gonna follow Harrison away from this movie if the whip is animated...maybe for the live action dora the explorer...I would have believed this if the rumor was that George wanted an animated whip, but I dont think Hollywood cares...
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Feb 2nd, 2007 06:10:46 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
Hell, just have Harrison use... by mrfan	Feb 2nd, 2007 06:17:55 PM
Calista as his whip. She is skinny enough and probably as flexible as a wet noodle
CGI WHIP GOTTA EAT.....OF DOOM by MattyBoomStar	Feb 2nd, 2007 06:20:27 PM
for life.
Harrys da sexiest tomboy on a strippr pole on earth by JacknChucksLovechild	Feb 2nd, 2007 06:51:41 PM
The Whip GOTTA EAT! It feels it's too skinny and demanded that the filmmakers used a CG double for the nudie scenes... Get somebody who's willing to show them tits! MONICA BELLUCCI FOR WHIP!!
if this is true, good for by jaylerd	Feb 2nd, 2007 07:15:20 PM
if this is true, good for Harrison. A CG whip is impractical and pointless and goes against a lot of what the 1940s serial-films that Indy's based on are about. I'd love to see a new Indy film, but not some cocked-up Lucas CG wetdream like Star Wars turned into.
CGI Whip = Flames on Little Miss Sunshine by scrivener	Feb 2nd, 2007 07:22:03 PM
That sounds totally reasonable. That's pretty fucking ridiculous, and I doubt a studio would let a movie as lucrative as Indy 4 die because they won't let their A-list actor have a real whip.
SKY CAPTAIN -- safest movie ever! by Daddylonghead	Feb 2nd, 2007 07:34:21 PM
And look how super that was. I hope all Hollywood movies will be as good as sky captain. Harrison Ford might be a buff old man but Sly could still whip his ass with one arm tied.
All Ford's future "roles" should be in an office chair by Daddylonghead	Feb 2nd, 2007 07:38:27 PM
like his gripping action sequence in Firewall, where he swivels in his office chair and squirts a fire extinguisher. NOW THAT'S ACTION!!! It's only a short walker-assisted step from that to a full-on blow-tube wheelchair.
re: scrivener by Err	Feb 2nd, 2007 07:40:37 PM
nice...
i just got off the phone with intergrity.... by caravaggio	Feb 2nd, 2007 07:46:00 PM
it's been a while. ford rocks
I just got off the phone with 'the whip'... by Dr Gregory House	Feb 2nd, 2007 08:08:17 PM
...it says Kapshaw's likes it freaky!
I predict a backlash... by instant_karma	Feb 2nd, 2007 08:10:27 PM
They should just lose the whip and replace it with a LiteBrite board, which as we have recently learned, are much more dangerous...
I Would Rather Lick My Own Taint... by El Mono	Feb 2nd, 2007 09:04:19 PM
...than watch Indy wield a CGI whip. And rather than walk off the movie, Harrison should force the studio to look at nude pics of Skeletor (aka Calista). A few shots of her flappy 'gina should force them to either meet his demands or gouge their own eyes out.
I SERIOUSLY DOUBT... by ccchhhrrriiisssm	Feb 2nd, 2007 09:29:03 PM
...that Hollywood would create any sort of anti-whip rules. In fact, there are quite a few recent movies that show actual whips in action (i.e. "Catwoman"). - - - - - Then again, I wouldn't put ANYTHING behind the far-left liberals in Hollywood. Their attempts to push their social extremism on others knows no bounds. Aren't they trying to ban parents from spanking their children in California? Jeez -- I wish they had that rule when I was 10! lol
I can't believe we're arguing over a CGI whip! by Orionsangels	Feb 2nd, 2007 09:58:40 PM
Is this what geekdom has come too?
just sign a damn waiver of responsibility by BLWiseass	Feb 2nd, 2007 10:14:23 PM
and be done with it.
Poor Man's Harrison Ford as Harrison Ford by half vader	Feb 2nd, 2007 10:23:07 PM
Give it a rest Fernwick. It was tired and outrageously literal-minded the last time.
Performingmonkey there WAS CG in the trilogy by half vader	Feb 2nd, 2007 10:26:42 PM
Last Crusade, remember? Remember? Oh, you were probably too young like most of the kids here who bizarrely grew up in the digital age yet have an ignorant bias for the old stuff. Kids...
INDIANA JONES AND THE REALLY STUPID RUMOR by Stallion_Cornell	Feb 2nd, 2007 10:49:36 PM
This isn't quite Grando Calrissian caliber, but it's close.
Hollywood can depict child rape, but not a WHIP!?!? by Darth_Gonz	Feb 2nd, 2007 10:50:50 PM
A 12 year old girl being violated=A-OK! Indiana Jones not being allowed to use a real whip=HERESY! What a goddamned joke. And people wonder why box office reciepts have been dwindling the past 6-7 years....
STALLION CORNELL GOTTA EAT! by Stallion_Cornell	Feb 2nd, 2007 10:51:35 PM
I just did. A bowl of Lucky Charms.
Cetainly... by phaedrus007	Feb 2nd, 2007 11:02:15 PM
... if there is such a thing as a rule being overbroad to the point of silliness, this is it.
Honestly... by phaedrus007	Feb 2nd, 2007 11:04:29 PM
...what next? No actors on horseback because they might get thrown? No actors in moving vehicles because they might crash? No actors doing wire-work because the wires might snap? Silly, silly, silly.
Mercier didn't use no CGI whip by Daddylonghead	Feb 2nd, 2007 11:27:42 PM
Whip-tash!
Whips don't kill people... by Uncle Clay	Feb 2nd, 2007 11:34:23 PM
...whips put nipples on the Batmobile.
(CGI) Snakes in a Mother Fuckin' Well of Souls... by WOPR	Feb 2nd, 2007 11:35:50 PM
or Indiana Jones and the Outsourced FX Server in Poughkeepsie. If this rumor is true, then I will happily furnish Abu Sayed with directions to Hollywood with his for remaining suitcase nukes. Time to unleash the human hurrican that is Jack Bauer and take of the real terrorists: SAG and screenwriters guild.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Geritol... by Uncle Clay	Feb 2nd, 2007 11:43:16 PM
Colon Movie Film for Theaters
Geez you too Phaedrus? by half vader	Feb 3rd, 2007 12:14:22 AM
Wirework? Horseback? Done and done. Digital stuntmen (and simple digital face replacement)and horses are old news.
Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special of Doom by Cheif Brody	Feb 3rd, 2007 12:14:49 AM
I know he took a great deal of pride in mastering that damn whip. But we all saw what happened to river Phoenix in Last Crusade...he could put an eye out with that thing!! OMG...I just saw a commercial for The Lord of The Rings Symphony...coming to Tampa!! What nerds are going to that? Ridiculous!! And I seriously hopr this is a stupid rumor about the whip.
Maybe Spielberg will go back..... by Darth_Gonz	Feb 3rd, 2007 12:20:39 AM
....and re-release Saving Private Ryan: Definative Edition. You know, where the guns have been edited out of the movie and replaced with walkie-talkies?
TERMINATOR merges with SAVING PRIVATE RYAN by wackybantha	Feb 3rd, 2007 12:24:46 AM
WHat if a movie was made where Terminators were sent back through time to help the Axis Powers defeat the Allied forces? That would be interesting. It's all up to Michael Biehn to save the day....and maybe Bruce Campbell as ASH!!!
sounds fake by LarryTheCableGuy	Feb 3rd, 2007 01:22:49 AM
made up with the et flashlight stuff in mind. id take it with a grain of salt. im not sure what that saying means.
HARRY, THIS IS WHY AICN HAS HURT FILM TODAY by moto	Feb 3rd, 2007 02:03:17 AM
You post bullshit unconfirmed rumors and get TBers to start ranting and raving and forming opinions based on bullshit info. I really pulled for you when you did the Stallone QA... but you've reverted AICN back to this shit. Yes, for some reason you have some power over the thoughts, minds, and opinions of your loyal TBer fanboys... and you are truly using that for shit ways. Free will you say? Bullshit. AICN is dead. Pure and simple. It's dead. Every once in awhile you have some inside info... but most of all AICN is just a damn flames and demons sess pool of people that forgot what it was like to sit in that theater with an open mind and imagination. Now we just have fanboys that nitpick a damn photo or some bullshit story and base their final judgement on a film on that shit. It's too bad. Really too bad.
That explains the smell. by BannedOnTheRun	Feb 3rd, 2007 02:03:19 AM
.
I call bullshit by BendersShinyAss	Feb 3rd, 2007 02:08:55 AM
As if a whip can't be used on a film set. they bring in fucking guns and jet engines onto film sets.
Just got off the phone with the whip... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 3rd, 2007 02:16:48 AM
...it said that it whipped some hollywood suit blockheads REAL hard.
He should walk if its true! by Reelheed	Feb 3rd, 2007 03:48:45 AM
Feel that? Thats pride!
This is not true. by YoungTurk	Feb 3rd, 2007 04:41:33 AM
That's all. Thanks for watching and see you back here next week.
Like Thunderbolt Ross said... by DocPazuzu	Feb 3rd, 2007 05:07:35 AM
...if you believe this rumor, you're an idiot.
moto by AllieJamison	Feb 3rd, 2007 05:13:16 AM
hey moto, as I wrote in a previous post I think that Harry could have at least included some more serious recent non-news (Kaminski talking about the alleged jungle and LA locations) in his nonsense-post (that he identified as such). But everyone who's seriously forming any kind of opinion based upon this fictitious gossip is indeed retarded. I don't think this TB hurts anyone ...besides Calista Flockhart. (I'm so sorry) Instead it is just a fine opportunity for some TB in which all self-references of doom that have ever existed can be pieced together to create a big pile of funny trash. That's it. It's a celebration of the celebration of film. And yes...I know that age related jokes are getting old. But hey...Harrison Ford is at least as hot as good old Helen Mirren. This TB isn't about reality.
Yeah, that CGI whip will look about as realistic as ... by Otter	Feb 3rd, 2007 07:32:06 AM
those 1000 feet Bat-lines used in "Batman & Robin".
Indiana Jones and the Onion-muffa-pie by kinghenryVIII	Feb 3rd, 2007 08:24:16 AM
Indy realizes that smell ain't the bistro across the street but theres pizza in Marions pants.
Indiana Jones and the Lid on the Mayo Jar by kinghenryVIII	Feb 3rd, 2007 08:25:27 AM
"Just bang it on the counter, Marion, then run it under hot water".
Indiana Jones and the Frozen, Salted Sidewalk by kinghenryVIII	Feb 3rd, 2007 08:26:49 AM
"I preffer my 3 year old Ranch Dressing - it's cold out there".
Indiana Jones and PlayBoy mag from 1972 by kinghenryVIII	Feb 3rd, 2007 08:27:31 AM
"Dammit Marion - they never show nothing beneath the waist."
Indiana Jones and the 3 Inch Yellow Toe Nails by kinghenryVIII	Feb 3rd, 2007 08:28:36 AM
"Gotta cut the tops off the shes Marion - not enough room"
Indiana Jones and the "Pull Over, I just Pissed Myself" by kinghenryVIII	Feb 3rd, 2007 08:29:39 AM

Indiana Jones and the Plastic Weekely Pill Divider by kinghenryVIII	Feb 3rd, 2007 08:32:16 AM
"I take 3 oranges, a blue and a yellow on Monday. 3 whites, 2 blues, and this needle on Tuesday, ....."
Indiana Jones and the "Ya don't have ta floss falsies" by kinghenryVIII	Feb 3rd, 2007 08:33:46 AM
"Dip em in bleach, marion"
GEORGE LUCAS GOTTA EAT!!! by The Atomic Worm	Feb 3rd, 2007 09:14:29 AM
George Lucas + CGI = crap
- - - > Almost as silly as... by ccchhhrrriiisssm	Feb 3rd, 2007 10:05:10 AM
...PETA protesting against the "depiction" of violence against horses in Mel Gibson's "BRAVEHEART." Those hippies didn't care about the depiction of violence against HUMAN BEINGS -- yet protested the film because horses merely "appeared" to have been harmed (even though they weren't). This sort of hypocrisy is peculiar to Hollywood! Jeez...Now, isn't there some sort of Christian or Southerner that Hollywood feels that they can safely mock with their "political correct" time? Leave the whip (and whip rumors) alone!
Indiana Jones and the Pussification of Hollywood by RogueWarrior65	Feb 3rd, 2007 10:12:11 AM
DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!!! You're f'ing ruining EVERYTHING!!! Shut the F up, shoot people, break things, and don't give me any of this sensitivity crap. AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !!
Are people on crack? by Triplesic	Feb 3rd, 2007 10:13:05 AM
Why would anyone believe this? Even in the age of CGI there are plenty of other movies that do much more dangerous things then cracking a whip. Fucking retarded.
Whip's gotta eat!!! by boba_rob	Feb 3rd, 2007 10:46:02 AM
They are so thin.
whip = nipples, CGI whip = CGI nipples on CGI bat suit by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 3rd, 2007 11:12:22 AM
simple as that
WHY DON'T THEY LOOK? by durhay	Feb 3rd, 2007 12:03:15 PM
Oh, here's Indiana using his whip a little bit.
Sure, I stole the joke from Woody Allen... by Onomaki Forp	Feb 3rd, 2007 01:21:29 PM
...but the whole point of "beating a dead horse" seems to have been lost on Talkbackers...pity.
I dont blame harrison ford if this is true....fuck cgi by wolvenom	Feb 3rd, 2007 01:32:14 PM
the crack and snap of a whip in cgi is no fucking substitute for the real thing. To say that we've come far enough that we cant tell the difference between cgi and the real thing is fucking bullshit.
If true then HAIL to Harrison by gufte82	Feb 3rd, 2007 01:37:01 PM
If it's true you gotta give credit to Harrison Ford. He just does not want it to be too prequelish !!! I think he does not like the new Star Wars films too much...you got tell that from his speech at the George-Lucas-Lifetime-Award ceremony.
Publicity Story to Build BUZZZ by ScreamingPenis	Feb 3rd, 2007 01:50:18 PM
OMG! did you know that on the set of Fast & Furious Paul Walker actually trained with a real stockcar driver and nearly set off a chain reaction that blew up 6 gazillion cars when his car's parachute failed to deploy -- he was going that fast! and when Michael Bay told Bruce Willis he could't really blow up the asteroid, Bruce threatend to walk off set until he could blow up the asteroid for real!
"Take it with a grain of salt" by Biddlerama	Feb 3rd, 2007 02:42:25 PM
That'll be your epitaph Harry "Take it with a grain of salt." "Wow, this may be total bullshit but I want as many links and star names on my site as possible. I'll just say up front that it might be false, but on the 1% chance it's true I want to be able to say later 'as we reported here, it's all true.' and if it turns out to be false well I said to take it with a grain of salt.
I've got the solution to this particular dilemma by NoHubris	Feb 3rd, 2007 03:57:26 PM
Instead of CGI, get the harness experts from Hong Kong, put the whip on the harness so that when Ford acts like he's cracking the whip, the actual work is performed by the harness guys. Same thing can be done with an expert puppeteer Problem solved.
pure bullshit by Norm3	Feb 3rd, 2007 05:00:54 PM
Why would you even print this crap! Slow Day!
Hollywood Liberal PC OSHA Bullshit by Darth Fabulous	Feb 3rd, 2007 07:21:03 PM
What a bunch of crap! I disagree totally with Harry...Ford should walk off the film if this is true. I wouldn't want to see an emasculated Indiana Jones film...why not take his hat, his leather jacket, make him shave and put him in this college professor suit/glasses teaching for 2 and a half hours. Bullshit...
Idiots, Every Last One of Youse by Bronx Cheer	Feb 3rd, 2007 08:51:42 PM
You are all friggin idiots. Harry especially. How the hell do you even get out of bed in the morning? "Look at me, I have feet and I know to put them on the floor!" Printing this sort of nonsense is irresponsible. It kills me that this sort of garbage makes it on this site, yet there's virtually nothing about "I Am Legend" and that's been shooting all around NYC. Suck my balls, Knowles. Suck my putrid harry balls. Get it? "Harry." Hi, I'm a writer. I just camed in my pants I'm so excited I just wrote a sentence about moooovies!
someone should whip... by DarthSlater68	Feb 4th, 2007 01:48:26 AM
Spielberg, Ford, Luca$ and Possibly Connery... till they actually commit to doing this film... geeze its been 18 years since the last one... how good could a new one be??? and before some fan-boys attack me and compare the gap, to the 16 year one between the SW trilogies, remember there will not be a total new cast in INDY 4, just a much older man, with thinning hair, who will be a 60 something guy doing exactly what (ironically) Sean Connery did with never say never again...looking old, trying to relive past excitement but most likely failing... maybe some of the original Star trek cast from 66 are available to help round out the cast in "Indiana Jones and the nursing home adventure"
Looks like... by Crimson King	Feb 4th, 2007 02:17:02 AM
He's gonna have to wield his trusty licorice whip in order to defeat evildoers...I wonder who'll win the rights, Twizzler or Red Vines...
Insuarance requirement maybe, not hollywood regulation by LeviDTinker	Feb 4th, 2007 02:57:40 AM
Beeslo (how cool someone responded to a comment on here i wrote) true there might be insurance issues on certain stars on some movies, and they could have very well said they wernt comfortable with ford useing a real whip. But there is no HOLLYWOOD REGULATION about not being able to use a whip in movies anymore. the way the website that the rumor originated on says it. they make it sound like there is a written Hollywood regulation, and that just simply isnt the case
This project is the most useless dicktease... by Mr. Charmand Grimloch	Feb 4th, 2007 02:39:40 PM
and mind you, i am totally supportive of those involved if they intend to go through with it, but for literally 3 years now we have been hearing talk about how it is going forward, and then stopping. Really, another INDY movie just isn't worth that much discussion. The Last Crusade was mediocre at best, and Raiders is overrated. Only Temple of Doom may be liked.
Sounds like a convenient out by CTU Mole	Feb 4th, 2007 04:14:41 PM
There's no way this story is true, you morons. If it pans out, then the whole thing is one made up excuse to not do the film.
If my wife can handle a whip, why can't Harrison??? by JDanielP	Feb 4th, 2007 04:24:03 PM
Just kiddin', Honey! (Sound of whip whistling and cracking on my bottom.)
Al Gore invented CGI whips. by ccchhhrrriiisssm	Feb 4th, 2007 11:58:43 PM
Well, actually, he supported the liberal industry with moral values that contradict the movies they sell. I have no problem with Hollywood. I watch TV and movies on a daily basis! However, I have a problem with Hollywood actors demanding less violence against children -- and then marketing their films to children. I have a problem with Hollywood opposing smoking (I hate smoke) yet product placing cigarettes in movies for over 50 years! I have a problem with Hollywood celebrities demanding an end to racial segregation while stereotyping certain races and ethnicities in TV and film. I have a problem with Hollywood celebs preaching "tolerance" and then mocking groups that don't agree with their social views. I have a problem with Hollywood guys that vocally claim that "everyone is beautiful" but then market their own definition of beauty for a profit. Dang. I've said too much -- and it all started because of some idiotic rumor about a CGI whip. I guess that we should let Hollywood get back to the business of entertaining while they mock conservatives, christians and southerners. ;-)
I just realised that harry gets .0001 cents by DarthSlater68	Feb 5th, 2007 01:55:44 AM
for every hit on this long dead, and useless website, and like the many other geeks that come here, we all come to hopefully actually get a glimps at an actual "scoop" or spoiler about anything, not this made up shit to ensite mass hits on the site hope your pockets get as fat as you are harry, as this will be my last visit to the antiquated site, i'll gt my movie news from a more reliable site... **Guess what I'm "Whipping out now" Harry?
I agree with Darth Slater by Chiziola79	Feb 5th, 2007 06:21:51 AM
What was the last movie Harry reveued anyway, Total Recall or something. For the owner of a movie website all he and his cronies seem to do now is post links to other sites and stupid fucking stories like this. Think even Harry has realised that the only decent thing on this site is the talkback. Get out of your 17 foot by 17 foot bed and do some revues you lazy bastard
I just got off the phone with "The Beard" himself... by Halloween68	Feb 5th, 2007 07:35:00 AM
And he said eat more bran muffins.

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