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300 to be IMAX-sized Levels Of Badassness! Now if only it were 3D too!

fist... by sonnyhooper	Jan 26th, 2007 12:57:07 AM
..in your ass
or first... by sonnyhooper	Jan 26th, 2007 12:58:40 AM
....in your ass, whichever BTW that chapter 27 movie needs to go fuck itself.....like now
IMAX would deliver the goods! by WildcatWildcat	Jan 26th, 2007 01:06:39 AM
But I'm sure 300 can still deliver even without IMAX goodness.
Yes, 3D would be DELIGHTFUL... by MCVamp	Jan 26th, 2007 01:08:49 AM
Mmmm...300 sets of perfect pectoral muscles, rippling in combat. Jambi! The chocolate icing! Let the games begin!!! Let us cavort like the Romans of old! YOU know the ones I mean...
3d would be too decadent by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 26th, 2007 01:10:03 AM
it would be too much for this film.
Imax 3D is the ONLY good 3D by symphy	Jan 26th, 2007 01:12:41 AM
You simply can't watch any of the red/blue ugly glasses style afterward. I thought that Polar Express was amazing.
And, hey, I want Brokeback in Imax 3D by symphy	Jan 26th, 2007 01:13:50 AM
That'd be fucking sweet. OH WAIT no that would be awful, holy God.
"fist in your ass" by Renholder	Jan 26th, 2007 01:14:33 AM
This is easily the best "first" blunder I have ever seen.
Actually, IMAX 3D porno might rock. by symphy	Jan 26th, 2007 01:15:23 AM
Can you imagine? Swatting at the illusion of a six foot cock bouncing in front of your face? Crazy.
3D is over-rated by Reelheed	Jan 26th, 2007 01:42:04 AM
Didn't really work in superman (especially in the sinking ship sequence) and even some scenes in polar express fell flat (see what i did there?). Anything with action and lots of quick cuts is just made o look a mess by 3d. Still 300 @ imax will be cool!
Also wouldn't 300D mean by Reelheed	Jan 26th, 2007 01:46:43 AM
that a girl has a massive 280" ribcage with two comparably tiny melon sized boobs hanging off it? ergh.
"it's comin' right at us!" -crash! by Zardoz	Jan 26th, 2007 01:58:55 AM
I can't wait to see this movie in IMAX, 3D would just be icing on the cake!
Yeah, Damn You Third Dimension! by raw_bean	Jan 26th, 2007 03:15:31 AM
"Fist in your ass", man that was funny. At this point I'm just dying to see the film, regardless of the format. The book rocks.
That's one big gay movie! by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 26th, 2007 04:25:25 AM
I keed. Now excuse me while I go watch Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man again.
300 to be IHOP-sized levels of badness! by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 26th, 2007 04:29:25 AM
Tonight..we dine...ON WAFFLES! Zing!
300 in 3D? by Sharpe	Jan 26th, 2007 05:15:54 AM
That'd be great at an IMAX, but I can't help but think of Jaws 3D whenever someone mentions 3D. 'Wow! The skeleton's fingers are coming out of the screen! Technology has finally peaked!'
300 in 3D? by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 26th, 2007 06:03:48 AM
Now I understand why the script had King Leonidas playing with a paddle ball during the expository scenes.
Our local Imax... by morGoth	Jan 26th, 2007 06:25:19 AM
...managers are to pansyfied to show 300. Dang, too bad I'll have to go outta town to see it on the BIG screen. Can't wait for this either. ** Hullo beansie...guess that answers the "Is he dead or something?" question.
Fist in Ass - hahaha. Where in Dc will this play IMAX? by kinghenryVIII	Jan 26th, 2007 07:06:29 AM
Anyone know? The Smithsonian or Air and Space. Damn! Need to see it BIG. And all the homoerotic drippy sweat man abs stated in the article .... do I have to see this acyually SMELLING like pussy now to not be mistaken for gay?
And finnally - some news that isn't boring as hell! by kinghenryVIII	Jan 26th, 2007 07:07:44 AM
Needed to stop the Indiana Jones and the .... Sundance is a yawn this year.
HaHaHa "Biggest Tit Ever"? by triplefive	Jan 26th, 2007 07:30:15 AM
Did you mean to type that?
The Real Story Here by ImJustSaying	Jan 26th, 2007 08:10:55 AM
Is that this, I'm pretty sure, is the first R-Rated movie to go I-Max. Am I right? Or was Reloaded huge too?
HARRYS GOTTA EAT.... by JKrow21	Jan 26th, 2007 08:40:16 AM
Gerard Butler's sculpted man ass.
Nelly Furtado = Gwen Stefani's leftovers by Mr Incredible	Jan 26th, 2007 08:47:13 AM
Seriously, what's up with that IMVU ad? So we can talk to some naughty Japanese schoolgirls?
Gayest movie since Top Gun? by DirkD13"	Jan 26th, 2007 11:40:02 AM
Maybe Will Young will make a piss-taking music vid of 300 in 20 years time. Harry you can keep Gerard Butler, I'll take Lena Heady instead (sch-fucking-wing!).
Harry's homoerotic overtones by jrbarker	Jan 26th, 2007 12:20:54 PM
make me laugh
Nope, V for Vendetta was rated R by Big Jim	Jan 26th, 2007 12:31:04 PM
and I saw that one in Imax
Uhhh...300D just means by Aznbuddy	Jan 26th, 2007 12:39:40 PM
It'll have the biggest rib cage EVAR. Remember kids, the NUMBER is the rib cage, the LETTER is the cup size. That's how big the boobie is, not the woman! I would HATE to meet a woman with a 300 inch circumference ribcage in a dark alley...
MEN IN DAIPERS GOTTA EAT!!! by J-Dizzle	Jan 26th, 2007 12:51:11 PM
I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING!!
peachy keen, like chocolate mint? by briantag	Jan 26th, 2007 01:37:07 PM
Nice way to mix metaphors, Harry me boy.
What overtones? by Arion214	Jan 26th, 2007 02:13:10 PM
If you see homoerotic overtones to this movie, it says more about you than about the movie. I've seen several ads where it shows women kissing, and women naked, and a woman being made love to by a man but _you_ seem to hone in on the male physique as though just seeing abs and ass is the same as being gay. Gay guys may love this movie and so will straights and women and all sorts of people. So your juvenile comments about this movie mark you as a silly little twit who fears being labled as gay. The movie will be amazing despite your bevis and buthead sniggers. 300 at IMAX? I'm so there and I hope you little boys stay home and watch your porn so you can feel all masculine.
Really? by HK_Cavalier	Jan 26th, 2007 07:16:50 PM
Dude, put down the chocolate mint ice cream and the cookies. Fuck! Think about your heart man. Just cuz you're a Yank doesn't mean it's okay to be ahem hefty.
What overtones? Arion214, you mst be joking. by Lissa-Triana	Jan 26th, 2007 08:50:53 PM
I've seen this movie and it is full of homoerotic overtones. The two warrior friends (brothers in arms if you will) may have been Spartans, but they were very "Greek"-like. They were watching each other’s backs in a few ways. I have no doubt that they will be a favorite of the slash girls after this movie comes out. And King Xerxes was a bit fey-like himself and he wanted a piece of King Leonidas' ass (which I for one DO NOT want to see on an IMAX sized screen. It was bad enough the first time. Guess I could close my eyes at that part). I saw men concubines in his harem as well as the woman.
The only way you can see this movie... by Zarles	Jan 26th, 2007 10:50:39 PM
...and not look like a total flamer is if throughout the screening, you partake in a threesome with Jenna Jameson and Tracy Lords, drink an entire 24-pack of MGD, wearing a Oakland Raiders football jersey, and ride around on a riding lawnmower while screaming "VAN HALEN REUNION TOUR, BABY! FUCK YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!"

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