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Quint at Sundance, Day 3!!! Steve Buscemi in DELIRIOUS!!! Vagina Dentata squirm-fest, TEETH!!!

teeth2: braces by Lane	Jan 20th, 2007 05:07:32 PM
brace yourself.
QUINT-USING VAGINA IS NOT APPROPRIATE by Deus Vult	Jan 20th, 2007 05:08:17 PM
I love you but such language might be inappropriate to children or professionals visiting this site. please edit your title or Mori will do it for you.
"Her Thing Had Teeth!" by Some Dude	Jan 20th, 2007 05:14:31 PM
Little pig, little pig, let me in!
Teeth by JohnRevik	Jan 20th, 2007 05:20:06 PM
Isn't there a joke concerning a farmer's daughter with teeth for a pussy. Think the punchline was some dude who was warned not to go near her saying 'no thir, I didn't touch her'.
The history of the Tooth Mother archtype is long by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 20th, 2007 05:32:29 PM
and incredibly tedious.
"Teeth" would make a great sex-ed film by DynamixRo	Jan 20th, 2007 05:34:37 PM
They just have to market it right.
Vagina Dentata's are the Sex. by DOGSOUP	Jan 20th, 2007 05:47:23 PM
I think va-heenas with teeth are sexy. All you have to do is coo the teeth into being your friend and then they won't bite your junk off. Tickle her taint a little and make the maw purr and its yours for life. That's the problem with these guys who think they can just straight fuck a Vagina Dentata, no patience whatsoever. You got to love that toothed cooter first...like woo the girl and then woo her fanged hoo hoo. I like to fuck dangerously.
There already was a maneating-Vagina-flick by DerLanghaarige	Jan 20th, 2007 05:54:08 PM
"Penetration Angst" was its name. But "Teeth" sounds like the better film.
Deus... by TheRealMoriarty	Jan 20th, 2007 06:01:21 PM
... seriously. Get over it. The more you harp on it, the more you're pissing me off. All I did was ask you guys to move to the appropriate forum and stop spamming that particular talkback with off-topic stuff. And now I'm going to read days and days of this? Stop it.
I prefer Pussy by kurdt420	Jan 20th, 2007 06:17:11 PM
to vagina, it sounds more child-friendly if ya ask me. I mean what little kid dosnt like to play with a pussy?
Mori you're a good dude by Deus Vult	Jan 20th, 2007 06:21:47 PM
and in actual fact I was quite angry with the mongols in Civ4 because their keshiks were whuppin' me. hey its a rainy saturday in houston, what do you want from me? trust me man, I'm over it. you're 100% right about the content. I will say that the zone has some really strange people, relatively speaking of course.
VAGINA DENTATA GOTTA YOU KNOW WHAT by Pound Sand	Jan 20th, 2007 06:23:39 PM
"Squirmfest," is better than "Sausage-fest," I guess.
There's an Apache(?) legend that concerns... by rbatty024	Jan 20th, 2007 06:38:14 PM
a vagina with teeth. Good to see these old legends aren't lost. They just don't tell fanged vagina stories like they used to. Oh, wait, didn't they write something about Steve Buscemi early on in this article? Who cares...unless he has a fanged vagina, of course.
Sounds like Cronenbergs 'Rabid' without subtlety by CarmillaVonDoom	Jan 20th, 2007 07:23:18 PM
Keep 'em coming Quint ya lucky boy
So did any groundbreaking public policy happen? by Yack Backer	Jan 20th, 2007 07:25:43 PM
I mean I hear Redford told Bush a thing or two about the planet, etc. I also hear Lane Myers made a flick about Iraq. If it weren't for Sundance, certainly the world would be a different place... wait a sec.
Oh Deus by wanna_bannana	Jan 20th, 2007 07:42:05 PM
They shut it down,we cried,made our point..Mor was doing his job, we surely must not dislike him for doing what he was told. I like Mor's reviews, and we cannot blame the messenger. And yes we know you are scared in the zone...that sht is like lord of the flies,meets people under the stairs! even AICN has a "seedy" underowlrd organization...have you checked out the one they call "kirk" shivers*
It sounds pretty lousy... by TomBodet	Jan 20th, 2007 09:10:59 PM
second one, not the first. Seriously-the Bobbit Special..OW. Buscemi as a sleazy papparazi guy-now THAT's funny. I gotta see that one.
abomination: I have no idea what you are talking about. by Some Dude	Jan 20th, 2007 09:19:11 PM
My post was in reference to Green Jello's "Three Little Pigs" video. Nothing to do with farmers, jokes or razors.
a-bomb!!! TBers! Unite! by YackBacker	Jan 20th, 2007 09:21:43 PM
Join the Zone. You will refer to me as a "Zoner" from now on. I am abdicating my title as a "talkbacker." Sure, I'll post in the TBs, but from this day forth YACK BACKER IS A ZONER.
3 little pigs by JohnRevik	Jan 20th, 2007 09:33:14 PM
pop quiz: Maynard James Keenan from TOOL was one of the piggies in that song.
abom I'm alone and afraid in the zone by Deus Vult	Jan 20th, 2007 09:47:28 PM
its the strangest place on earf. help a brother out. kiko has us in some odd parts. not even sure how to get there. yack knows. drop him a line for directions.
VAGINA GOTTA EAT!!!! by Fish Tank	Jan 20th, 2007 09:59:20 PM
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Geez, what the hell were they smoking by streakerfreak1983	Jan 20th, 2007 10:02:36 PM
I mean who the hell came up with a bitting pussy. That is just the most fucked up, crazy, wierd, and brilliant thing I have ever heard.
Meh.. by Zip Chickenhead	Jan 20th, 2007 10:25:22 PM
...no big deal, I'd rather get a chicks pants off and find teeth on the vag than find something else dangling down there...Now that's a real life horror show.
DAM YOU ROB ZOMBIE by Turd Furgeson	Jan 20th, 2007 10:48:24 PM
DAM YOU ROB ZOMBIE
streakerfreak by Some Dude	Jan 20th, 2007 11:02:35 PM
You should probably read more. This has not been a new concept for, oh, a few thousand years.
You people make The Zone sound Fascinating by DOGSOUP	Jan 20th, 2007 11:28:03 PM
But on topic and in conclusion, vachinko dentatas are hot. Gates of Hell hot.
Teeth by veebeeyes	Jan 20th, 2007 11:45:28 PM
So...I'm sort of new here, don't keep up with movies nearly as much as I should, and am sort of out of the loop. So this is the first I've heard about this movie. My question about this movie is why would I want to watch a movie about dicks getting bitten off by a vagina with teeth? Is that supposed to be funny or clever or somehow necessary? I mean, why would I want to see this movie? Is there any reason for me to go to a movie about dicks getting bitten off by vaginas other than to see dicks getting bitten off by vaginas? Is there actually a REASON for this movie, or is it just an excuse for having dicks being bitten off by vaginas?
Saw her in a bikini - that thing was like dental floss by BrandLoyalist	Jan 21st, 2007 12:11:40 AM
Dental floss I tell you!
It may still be possible to spread gingivitis by BrandLoyalist	Jan 21st, 2007 12:20:03 AM
while using Valtrex
Pretty smile, but with a gap by BrandLoyalist	Jan 21st, 2007 12:24:58 AM
you could drive a truck through (hoo boy)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ by TomBodet	Jan 21st, 2007 07:51:22 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
The sarlaac pit is still the best vagina with teeth by CTU Mole	Jan 21st, 2007 08:27:55 AM
You could tell Lucas was going through a divorce when he came up with that.
veebeeyes I dunno man, I didn't do it by DOGSOUP	Jan 21st, 2007 08:47:19 AM
Just tickle the taint though and those babies retract.
So Randall tried to warn us in Clerks 2? by DerLanghaarige	Jan 21st, 2007 08:49:02 AM
"EAT PUSSY" He just for the "ing".
Wasn't there an Animé that had a fanged vagina? by half vader	Jan 21st, 2007 09:06:45 AM
Don't watch that much Japanimation but I think it was called 'Wicked City' or something from like 20 years ago. I think it had a chick who bit off the guy's willy and grew spider legs (maybe I've got some 'Thing' crossover here) and pissed off up the side of a building or something? No tentacle sex for her I guess!
Cooter From Dukes Of Hazzard Stars In This Thing? by Darth Fabulous	Jan 21st, 2007 12:28:45 PM
Does he do the voice of her pink taco? I assume if it can have teeth it can have a voice as well.
Vagina! Did some say the V word? by Orionsangels	Jan 21st, 2007 12:45:27 PM
Here's a hot Brittany Spears photo to excite the fellows. Look at that hottness! http://tinyurl.com/22xfgd
HALF VADER YOU ARE CORRECT SIR by Deus Vult	Jan 21st, 2007 01:11:59 PM
I first saw that video you mentioned, which is a mighty fine memory you have for something that's so old, at "numbers" which was houston's premiere concert joint "club" in the 80s and some of the 90s. anyway, I did see it and the images are BURNED in my mind. it was horrible. to think the Japs came up with that means the effects of the two a-bombs are much more far-reaching than anyone's willing to admit. And ORIONSANGELS--that's not brit is it? relatedly, did anyone see her cooter pics? that was THE worst thing I've seen in some time.
Lane by monster2Bpitied	Jan 21st, 2007 02:24:30 PM
I like your idea for "Teeth 2: Braces". My proposal for the next installment: "Teeth 3: Molars in the Muff".
Kind of a twist on "Deep Throat" by Some Dude	Jan 21st, 2007 03:09:22 PM
Clit in the throat ---> teeth in the vag.
Mixed Metaphor: Boxing Horses by Bronx Cheer	Jan 21st, 2007 03:34:24 PM
"...comes out of the gate swinging..." Quint, it's either "comes out swinging" (boxing), or something like she was on fire "right of the gate" (horseracing). Your twisted metaphor conjures images of horses on hind legs with boxing gloves on their front hooves. Of course, that sounds like a new mascot for AICN.
Vagina Dentata is actually... by extremetidal	Jan 21st, 2007 08:25:28 PM
The long-lost Police album.
TEETH = by Cnemi	Jan 21st, 2007 10:06:15 PM
CHATTERBOX with attitude and no songs.
Teeth 2: The Invisalign Years by Dr Gregory House	Jan 21st, 2007 10:29:50 PM
or Bababooey vs The Vagina: Bite Harder
ban hugocita by just pillow talk	Jan 22nd, 2007 08:01:26 AM
He's showing that stupid one up and away crap again! Delirious sounds like something I may check out, if only because I like Buscemi. Only the Surfer's cosmic balls could withstand the fury of the chomping vagina!
wow, that was quick by just pillow talk	Jan 22nd, 2007 08:02:16 AM
I'm a v-e-e-e-e-rrrrry slow typer..
Just in case anyone was wondering... by rbatty024	Jan 22nd, 2007 09:14:46 AM
in the Apache legend (I'm almost positive it's Apache now) the guy takes care of the fanged vagina by putting a stick or something up there to break the teeth off. Can't front on the ingenuity of the native peoples.
they were far advanced by just pillow talk	Jan 22nd, 2007 09:29:19 AM
in regards to vagina's with bite.

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