Here's one link at least. The figure is a goof, but the photo is taken from the actual card. Try not to go blind looking at this.

I understand the porn thing and to a degree I understand the posting-4-postings sake, but come on. You guys let phartegodd and other trolls swing away, starting flame wars. This site is entertainment for the people who visit and more so for those who post. Again I understand limits, but Silver Surfers Nutsack? Feel free to banish away I won't look at it as personal.TOO SILVER, TOO SMALL!

As for photoshoppery, nope. A couple of frames later (yes I frame-by-framed it and I'm secure enough to admit it) you can see the outline of his leg again and not just the dark reflection. Was it worth posting, hell yes. I never thought we'd see a topic even more hilarious than the too silver/T2 TB. Excellent! As Beavis would say, that guy's got nads!

Cornponious, it's been said.

Step, thanks for that, haven't seen it. I still don't get how gonads/nads turns into 'nards' though. I thought maybe it was an American thing, but even Beavis says nads.

In other news, I hope Silvey takes that wand and really puts a hurting on Sue. If he does, I won't wait for it on dvd...no sir.

In changing the topic here, amongst the general movie-going public (ie: my boss and vp), they're quite aware of ol' Silvy being in FF2 and are really excited about it, no matter how he looks. Odd that the general public would even know who he is!

Ghoul, check out the spidey3 tb for more details.

Especially after the lecture i recieved in the spiderman thread,about there being children and professional readers here.

I think it is hypocrytical and unfair for Moriarty to come down on a group of us for "talking" about carnal relations,on this website, only to realize that there is a picture with male genetalia...there are children or underage teens on this site right?

I understand i got carried away indulging the boys,i admit my wrong. I did not know the rules between the TB's and "the zone" but now that i do i will follow them with an iron fist, but i expect that if my friends and i are to be come down on and lectured about it...that the mods also follow the rules...otherwise it is not about "right or wrong" and "rules" it is about power.

I hope that said power will not be abused and i will not be banned for speaking my mind and opinion, i hope that freedom of speech and the right to ask for the same respect that is demanded of us, followed as well. Moriarties message was taken in,and i am sorry for getting carried away. I would ask that the above material is taken down out of respect for your own rules being followed. I am sure there would be alot of outraged parents, if they saw that their young teens were looking at pictures of genetalia that were posted on this site. My point is erotica is an artform, and yes you are right there should be a place for it~not here~ but nudity also has its own place,and this is a site about movies,and just because it is a picture from a movie, does not mean it is appropriate to show his p*nis under the title "rise of the silver surfer" Fair is fair.

If so, then could you please direct everyone to the rules section of this site, as I myself have never seen them and I'm betting there are many others who haven't either. Perhaps a link we can't miss on the front page would be an idea.

You are right there is a difference between erotica and a picture of a males p*nis, but the major difference is one requires imagination and the other “does not”.

Suitable content is a matter of opinion and frame of mind…and I can promise that ~like I said~ there are tons of parents who would find the above picture “less” then appropriate.

You are right talk of erotica has its place and it is not in a TB I have apologized for that and will follow the rules, but so does nudity or genitalia.

I have seen worse things then erotica addressed in these TB’s, I have seen racist comments, talk of beating women, or raping, and yet the only posts I see being deleted and people I see being banned ,are the ones who either stand up to the mods, expressing their opinions or speaking their minds, ones that say things about harry, or people who are clearly annoying others.

I have seen a lot of comraderie in these TB’s and the one thing that needs to be understood is that we are not one dimensional, or a “cluster” of words, we each have our own individual personalities, and opinions. I love this site, I enjoy certain people on it and certain people I don’t, but you cannot treat people as if they are being “immoral” and like they are scum all because they share past experiences or write erotica and take the TB of “topic”.

And seriously,fair is fair, I don’t think posting a picture of silver surfers package, is “cool news” or age appropriate. It is not about the film it is about getting a cheap laugh…and having some fun, which is all we were doing.

We do not deserve to be treated like ragamuffins for that…we are regulars, and never have I insulted anyone for the sake of it, sure my opinion might be sharp…but I am ALLOWD to have one. You have no right to take that from me or any of us.

Like I said I will personally respect and follow the rules “cannot speak for others” but i expect you guys to follow the same if it is expected of us.

I will keep on enjoying your reviews Moriarty, as well as sharing the site with friends,co-workers,and offering my support as a fan of the site…but I think the TB’s deserve alittle respect.

That was the first time I had let loose outside the realm of “movie banter” and it was fun and I do not regret it…thank you for directing me to the proper forum in order to continue.

I hope that you will seriously take into mind that the above is hypocritical, and as much as you make excuses for it, the fact remains, that it is a matter of perspective…it feels like you are saying that the only ones that matter are the people who run this site, and that it is okay to constantly insult us by not letting us have ours without being banned for it. If I wanted to be insulted I would go to “don murphys” site.

But I am more intelligent then that…but do you ever consider that the animosity that comes from his “stooges” might be for the above reasons? Maybe not all ..but surely some.

On the one hand, I think AICN has the right idea with regard to the content of the postings. Besides, it's Harold's site, he can do what he wants. I'm sure he feels that if we want to post whatever we want to post, we can get our own site, and pay our own hosting fees.

on the other hand, I don't think Harry saying "cum shot out of my ass" is appropriate at any time, for any reason. and no "studio exec" or "professional" reading this site, and Mori says they do, would find that interesting, important, relevant or necessary to the success of their movie that caused harry's anus to emit semen and sperm. it was a disgusting, over the top comment which confounded me but Harry is engaged and being engaged makes any man act strange. I know from experience.

In conclusion, it's a battle we can't win, and to put this in a movie perspective, please accept this quote from Sir Alec Guiness in Star Wars Episode Four: "you can't win, but there are alternatives to fighting."

let's keep that lesson in mind going forward you rabble rousers from the hannibal and spidey 3 talkback.

it's even more surprising considering the site is founded and run from Austin, Texas' last bastion of liberalism (outside of the valley/rio grande region of course). but as we've seen before MANY MANY TIMES liberals always want to quash those who disagree with them or hold values opposite or offensive to their own.

finally, Austin is filled with hairy pit, eyepatch, wallet chain, flannel-clad, mullet hairdo lesbians. but I fear their sexual escapade stories aren't anywhere near as interesting as nanna's. perhaps that's why Mori shut the thread down? in this case, the world may never know.

tee hee...just had to. by the way, where's that guy been? miss him, love him, thinkin' 'bout bein' him for halloween.

Let it be known, here lies Lebron23. He said "only white boys where new balance" and with that he got banned and was buried under this tree."

the folley thereby lies in thinking that if the people via the government control the means of production, they control the posts! unfortunately however, that's never been the case. instead the megalomanical commie leaders control the posts.

thus, this board and its rules, no matter how arbitrary or capricious, is the best we're gonna get.

thereby I repeat: WE LOVE YOU MORI! DON'T SHUT US DOWN!

movie quote reference which is 100% relevant here...cue wanna saying: "come with me if you want to live." anyone get that?

AICN is being investigated by the police. GET THE TRUTH OUT!!!!!

I'm on a talkback about testicles!!! WTF?

Don't delete this! I promise to go see Pan's Labrinyth, Children of Men, The Fountain, anything with Chow Yun Fat. I GIVE, PLEASE MASTER DON'T BEAT ME!

with that in mind, I tried to navigate through the zone but it's unfamiliar, scary and kinda intimidating. will someone (ie yack or nanna) please tell me how to get around in there? like, how do I find people I know and love?

from there, if "inappropriate bullshit" gets people banned then I'd not use phrases like "cum shot out of my ass" going forward, especially if you're worried about industry insiders, professionals or kids reading the site.

moreover, I'd probably skip articles on the genitals of new characters appearing in marvel movies.

finally, I'm going to go screw my 32 year old blonde chesty wife now. thanks for the advice. sometimes I get so caught up with this talkback nonsense that I forget what my priorities are.

to this day that's one of THE funniest things I've ever read and love you for posting the review and whomever that myseterious reviewer was for writing it.

This is NOT animators slipping this into the shot. Saying stupid shit like that will get a studio to pull a trailer and cut out that portion of the film. Not only that but it could lead to the film getting a retool for this character that might make him look just plain stupid.

What you are seeing here is reflected shadow. As the Surfer shifts his weight the darkness reflected off his metalic skin causes a sort of reshaping of his leg that makes the surface of his "cod piece" stand out more. This makes it look like you are seeing his package when in fact you are not.

As stated initially this is a case of people with WAY too much time on their hands. Sure, I looked at the HD 1080p Trailer on a 30" screen so I can clearly see what is happening in this scene. I think what was more disturbing to me was the fact that Jessica Alba looked so freakin' aweful in a trailer that big. I mean seriously look at her face. It's Gross!

Anyway, I stare at CG all day... ALL DAY... and I'm very familiar with how things work and what's happening in a scene. For the longest time this ruined movies for me. Then I learned to turn it off... and now I love them again.

Just not Bayformers.

On another note, did anyone see the Orville Reddenbacher popcorn commercial? That is some creepy ass CG. Sure, it's cool and in about five years we'll get a CG Dick Clark to replace Carson Daly on the New Years Countdown, but right now it's also REALLY CREEPY.

Oh yeah, and a few days ago they started airing a 30 second Bruce Campbell "Old Spice" commercial that in a word are hillarious. I mean he is so rushed as he almost runs through that awesome study in order to sit in the other chair that the commericial makes me laugh out loud every time.

Well, that's all I got.

oh wait, no more catchphrases. kisses all 'round.

Of course you are seeing his package. It's what is in the "cod piece"

Now, my hope is that they don't go back and add a line around his waist to make it look like he's wearing pants.

If that happens I blame Aint it Cool but Late News for even bringing it up.

why? well, easy really--when stories like this one, or the one about PJ doing a remake of wizard of oz, you'll be the ONLY person able to make a post under the story and explain why it's not sensible and therefore not cool nor news.

by so doing you may very well negate upwards of 60% of the stories and would immediately get banned, fired and/or flamed out by the aicn crew.

so then please disregard my above post...

I just wish that AICN would maybe return to the way it was and be the first to uncover stories or give us some of the breaking news that made them a "Cool" source in the first place. Right now, I'm thinking they should consider changing their name to Aint It Late News, or maybe even Aint It Lame News. Since as you said about 60% of the "stories" here are pretty lame.

however, the sarcasm you DID pick up on wasn't aimed at you. it was a commentary about the site my man. so yes sarcasm, no to you. you made perfect sense--seriously.

meanwhile, these kids in AFI officially have the worst hair in faux punk.

Oh and you said,"retool". Huh huh.

As far as Catchphrases go, it WAS an ad on Harry's site that inspired "Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole", and there was that post where Harry said something about a dead raped deer or whatever. I mean, it'd be a bit hypocritical I think as he's ostensibly responsible there for kicking it all off. That and the fact that the 'rules' state that being a loser douchebag (paraphrasing 'cause God knows I can't remember where the rego bit is) will get you banned. Actually if that's the case we should get to ban Harry because the Indy TB was one of the most FUN times I've had in the nearly 10 years I've been coming here. Only contributed one title which no-one got anyway (and I thought they were HF fans) but damn that thing was hilarious. Much like Wanna stating without a trace of irony that she is much more intelligent "then" that. Aaah. Yes I'm anal but that (and every other misuse) is damn funny considering her lack of sense of humour. Besides, if I can't be anal and rip on something like that in this sort of TB where can I?

Did Harry have another accident that caused this wheelchair thing or is it just his weight? I did think using it to gain sympathy (accepting my reality my arse) and then boasting about still getting some was pretty fucking lame though. I'm sorry if he hurt himself but Jesus you don't have to be a dick about it. Show some class.