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Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho We Had Some PIRATES Art For You!!

ALmost FIrst! by jedihillis	Jan 17th, 2007 10:45:49 PM
Damn!
And they thought they were going to get away with it! by Aust1n	Jan 17th, 2007 10:46:31 PM
thank goodness Osmosis Jones is on the case.
Keith Richards by Horace Cox	Jan 17th, 2007 10:47:02 PM
Has anyone told Keith Richards yet that he is dead?
"End of the world" pic ripped off from Sinbad by Osmosis Jones	Jan 17th, 2007 10:47:23 PM
You know, the animated Dreamworks flick from a few years back. EXACT same image.
Woulda been first... by gotdane	Jan 17th, 2007 10:47:29 PM
but I had to creat my account. Badass pics.
first! by armyofbees	Jan 17th, 2007 10:47:34 PM

Shipwreck Cove Rocks by Saluki	Jan 17th, 2007 10:48:07 PM
I wouldn't mind trying a night or two there.
Artistic liberties taken with Keira's cleavage by tylerzero	Jan 17th, 2007 10:48:17 PM
If only they were that big, ripe and luscious in real life...
Fourth Pic by underscore_only	Jan 17th, 2007 10:49:03 PM
Keef looks like Rafiki and Keira Knightley has some bigass melons in that pic.
tylerzero & underscore_only by gotdane	Jan 17th, 2007 10:50:53 PM
First thing I noticed!
yeah, that artist tripled the size by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 17th, 2007 10:51:18 PM
though, I didn't notice until someone else mentioned it.
WEAVERS BEAVER GOTTA EAT! by THE KNIGHT	Jan 17th, 2007 10:53:09 PM
...
Is orlando bloom even in by THE KNIGHT	Jan 17th, 2007 10:54:23 PM
Is orlando bloom even in this movie anymore?
Kind of a let down... by jimmy_009	Jan 17th, 2007 10:58:40 PM
...This stuff looks really cool, but the first movie didn't go this far out into the realm of fantasy. The three movies will definitely not feel like a cohesive whole. That said it might be fun, unless it's as bloated as the second one.
Learn the definition of shit... by MetiphisLabs	Jan 17th, 2007 11:09:41 PM
Before you call a movie "shit". If Pirates Dead Man's Chest was shit then how the hell do we define ACTUALLY bad movies? You see there's different levels of bad, not everything can be shit. Black Dahlia, that was shit. Pirates was a decent film.
Love DIsney Imagineers, giving Keira D-Cups... by The.Founder.	Jan 17th, 2007 11:12:19 PM
that is truly a disney Imagineered Feat. Ha. also i really enjoyed the first movie, I too think the second passed the first, and hope this one manages to kick some Major ninja ass as well. Pirates to the end! Keep to the Code.
How long before this pics get pulled? by Gorrister	Jan 17th, 2007 11:19:12 PM
Hopefully, they won't. Don't know why studios get their panties in such a wad over a few pics anyways.
I think AWE will be fantastic by AlwaysThere	Jan 17th, 2007 11:23:40 PM
The recent pictures has restored all faith I have in this particular sequel been incredibly good.
iI thought Keith was playing Jack Sparrow's dad? by DARTH VOODOO	Jan 17th, 2007 11:23:51 PM
What's up w/ this Captain Teague stuff?
How much CGI will they have to use... by Angry Mean Panda	Jan 17th, 2007 11:23:52 PM
to make Keira Knightly's tits that big in the movie?
Reminds Me Of.... by casinoskunk	Jan 17th, 2007 11:26:11 PM
....TIME BANDITS
I preferred POTC to DMC... by Ribbons	Jan 17th, 2007 11:27:25 PM
...but I'm still pretty excited about this one. I don't think I quite realized it until I was looking at this artwork. May can't get here quickly enough.
I like Pirates 2, but it feels a lot like MUMMY RETURNS by George Newman	Jan 17th, 2007 11:28:28 PM
Much larger scope, more action, but Pirates didn't suck. However it does feel long, and I am never one to complain about movie length. The film just drags somewhere in there. The mystery is just too extended. eh.
Oh, and the Artists rendition of Sabé's tits by AlwaysThere	Jan 17th, 2007 11:28:30 PM
is the funniest thing I've seen this year. Someone's trying to win some brownie points there.
Keira Knightley: If These Boobs Could Talk by DaleTremont	Jan 17th, 2007 11:36:56 PM
yes...
pulling a bit of a geena davis there by occula	Jan 17th, 2007 11:39:55 PM
holy golden globes, batgirl! take it easy, D&D concept artist! otherwise, those illustrations are pretty fantastic...MUCH tighter than crash's messy designs from last time!
one of the hapless minority.. by Amy Chasing	Jan 17th, 2007 11:43:23 PM
well, I didn't think DMC was better than the first film, but it certainly was my fave Hollywood pic of 2006 (as far as I'm concerned you don't get more British than James Bond - and I enjoyed Casino Royale so much that takes first place on my list, even though it was probably financed by the US, but hey if I look deep enough I probably am to). Anyway I hope that wonderous cleavage is accurate on the Keria pic (I'll call it "The Last Supper" - the picture, not Keira). Otherwise they should replace her with Christina Hendricks. Now that would make World's End my fave film of 2007! (this is coming out this year, right?) Oh, and Chow Yun Fat is brilliant! So more of him, more Hendricks, and more cleavage. So say me all.
I'm still staring into not-Keira's fantasti-Rack... by Angry Mean Panda	Jan 17th, 2007 11:44:35 PM
They should make POTC 3-D, and have that concept art be the featured presentation.
where i came from by jedihillis	Jan 17th, 2007 11:51:40 PM
I watch this site pretty frequently but I rarely post. Just thought I'd get a "first" since I never do. And I think these pics looks sweet.
i dont think wed see those titties at disneyland by werideatdusk	Jan 18th, 2007 12:05:40 AM
sadly.
And the winner for next year's oscar for single best... by rbatty024	Jan 18th, 2007 12:10:12 AM
special effect: Keira Knightly's new bust. Hey, I thought this was Dead Man's Chest, not Keira Knightly's Chest. Okay, okay, I'm done.
Johnny Depp Don't Have to Eat! by talkbackgeek	Jan 18th, 2007 12:58:35 AM
The man just exist's.
Not a rip from Sinbad more like Eric the Viking by Floyd_Dylan	Jan 18th, 2007 01:07:07 AM
Remember when the crew were saying that they were reaching the end of the world, and the none believer on the boat said there is no end of the world?
minority report by ciroslive	Jan 18th, 2007 01:23:31 AM
I couldn't stand POTC as I thought it was nap-inducing boring. DMC? One of the favorite movies of the year and a HUGE improvement over the first one. Can't wait for 3!
Snakes on a pirate art train! by Snikkar124	Jan 18th, 2007 01:25:59 AM
This film will be the best in the whole series,Im sure.The artwork looks cool.Depp is king,Bloom sucks cock for parts.
Photoshopped boobies? by DirkD13"	Jan 18th, 2007 02:03:05 AM
Or did she finally reach puberty? I just hope this makes up for DMC, which was without a doubt the most boring film I watched at the theatre last year. A trailer would be nice Mr. Bruckheimer.
Keiras Tits by Lewster3000	Jan 18th, 2007 02:10:20 AM
are as flat as a the plot for Pirates 2. I wonder what she thought about the artists making them look... well... perfect. well lets just hope Pirates 3 is nice, big, firm and round as it should be.
Not new artwork... by Charlie & Tex	Jan 18th, 2007 02:20:40 AM
...as the fight on the mast and whirlpool pics were plainly visible on the wall of the production office on the Priates II documentary - it's not like they were easy to miss, as they took up the best part of a wall.
You people are freaking out over a painting of tits by DOGSOUP	Jan 18th, 2007 02:21:06 AM
Do you flog the bishop to Oliva art too? Howabout the opening act to God of War with digititties? Get a grip NO WAIT DON'T! I'm sorry but I'm not impressed with fake tits, silicone or acrylic.
those tits aren't that big by Bob C. Cock	Jan 18th, 2007 02:23:53 AM
maybe at worlds end, but not in any just world.
Did Kiera get implants? by Durendal	Jan 18th, 2007 02:26:32 AM
Seriously, she's got some pretty sizable knockers right there. Not even a pushup bra could make her itty bitty titties look that big.
Knightleys Jugs is proof.... by boyblue	Jan 18th, 2007 02:36:37 AM
That magical things still happen at Disney!!
Yo-Ho, Ho-ly Kiera's tits!?! by HammeredGuy	Jan 18th, 2007 02:56:27 AM
She would be just that much hotter with dem doubloons.
I wonder is Ms Knightley has seen these pics by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 18th, 2007 03:04:48 AM
It must be very strange to see a production painting that re-imagines you with bobbling boobs all over the place. I hope she slapped the guy.
You all know I meant 'if', right? by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 18th, 2007 03:06:57 AM
Not 'is'. I wonder 'if', etc. I blame the terrible winds here in England for this unfortunate mistake.
Fantastic. by Ridge	Jan 18th, 2007 03:25:30 AM
Truly fantastic artwork and you just know they'll transfer perfectly to the screen like part 2's did.
why POTC will be a really good trilogy: by Amy Chasing	Jan 18th, 2007 03:33:34 AM
because, much like Star Wars, they make it look easy
KEEF GOTTA EAT! by WinkyDinkyHoeCakes	Jan 18th, 2007 03:50:28 AM
I mean, Keira's jugglies make him look like one skinny Glimmer Twin, ya know?
Nice art but POTC is over rated. by Affleckwasthebomb	Jan 18th, 2007 04:27:27 AM
I just don't get all the love for these films. The first was an average adventure fair, reasonably entertaining but not much else and don't even get me started on Depp being nominated for any awards let alone an Oscar for that performance. DMC looked pretty, the affects were brilliant but it was a 2 hour plus film that was there to set up the 3rd movie. It was overlong, you could of said what needed to be said in about half an hour. I do think this one could be good fun though and as I said the art looks good.
Franklin by DirkD13"	Jan 18th, 2007 04:45:34 AM
I lost several slates of the roof last night, and tonight there's going to be 80+ mph winds. Expect more typos. This was your friendly weather report.
Whats metaphysical in potc? by Reelheed	Jan 18th, 2007 04:59:16 AM
Hmm? The images are ok and not any different from the first two in terms of style. Which isn't a bad thing. What? No monsters yet? And is it me or are KKs cannons looking larger than ever in the group shot? 8)
I wish Keira had tits like that by LittleDudes	Jan 18th, 2007 05:03:13 AM
That's all I've gotta say, really.
Naw, no let down at all. by TomBodet	Jan 18th, 2007 05:33:07 AM
Liked first two, no reason to dislike this one, from the looks. I am a fan of them just letting this one play out. Richards. Yeah and is Mick the Croc King?
That Keira pic... by Pandas-R-Us	Jan 18th, 2007 05:40:02 AM
...reminds me of the scene in Naked Gun with the police sketch artist and his embellishments.
This film is going to be the TITS by kingoflight	Jan 18th, 2007 06:08:08 AM
i mean the shit, fucking love that artist i bet the are pissing themself at the preproduction office looking at that picture. most of the speical effects budgets going into thoese pair of beautiful bouncing firey busicts !
Keira's tits look too silver... by ChavoDelOcho	Jan 18th, 2007 06:25:47 AM
and keith richards looks like he is auditioning for "night of the living dead."
"looks like something we'd see at Disneyland" by ATARI	Jan 18th, 2007 07:12:15 AM
In that case, "I'm going to Disneyland" -- to ride the Keira ride!!
Identical to Simbad: Leyend of the seven seas by Darth-Mike	Jan 18th, 2007 07:13:46 AM
All the pics remind me of that movie. With the exception that there won't be hypnotic sirens at shipwreck cove. After looking at Elizabeth's breast no wonder they ended up wrecking the ship.
The "Shipwreck Cove" picture... by Shangorilla	Jan 18th, 2007 07:19:39 AM
...reminds me of something very similar from the adventure game Monkey Island 2 (LeChuck's Revenge!). I wouldn't be surprised if they used parts of that classic series for inspiration.
Some really cool pics, but of course... by zacdilone	Jan 18th, 2007 07:23:21 AM
...Talkbackers want to talk about the boobies. Gotta love AICN.
LAST!!! by biggles2_22	Jan 18th, 2007 07:32:36 AM
heh heh
Boy do these movies suck by kwisatzhaderach	Jan 18th, 2007 07:34:33 AM
Absolute rubbish. I think a film critic said it best: "Symptomatic of the fall of western civilisation".
POTC vs DMC by ZaphodBeeblerox	Jan 18th, 2007 07:43:22 AM
Both films were very entertaining, but there seemed to be a real shift in the feel from the first to the second. In the first film, there was a genuine fear of the unknown and much of the movie was being shown from the point of view from the law abiding side of civilization where any pirate was considered to be a criminal at best and a murderer at worst. There was even a stronger fear of the supernatural aspects of the curse and what it did to the crew of the Black Pearl. In DMC, the story was being told from within the 'pirate' point of view where the daily world is made up of thieves, trickery and supernatural goings on. As a result, the tone of the film changed from the first being more a fear of the supernatural to being more of an action/thriller type of movie. There was no real fear being displayed in regards to WHAT Davey Jones was only in what he could do as far as being a villian/bad guy because the story was from the point of view where the supernatural side of things was accepted as a normal part of every day life. To me, it was because of that difference in the point of view that the two movies felt different. No better or worse then the other, just different. As a personal preference, I liked POTC a bit better, but think that's more because of Geoffrey Rush's Capt Barbossa then anything else. It was his reappearance at the very end of DMC that moved World's End up to a definite opening day must see film for me. Oh yeah, also love KK's boobs in the art. If they were only way in the film the world would be a much better place....
Those breasts... by jolaz	Jan 18th, 2007 07:44:29 AM
ARE A LIIIIIIIIE.
WOW by jimmy rabbitte	Jan 18th, 2007 08:27:04 AM
Someone actually had the guts to dump on STAR WARS and LOTR! I Can't believe it! While I don't agree with your assesment of those particular film franchises, I admire your fortitude... hats off to you sir. ...God knows you're not likely to be let off so easily by some...
Audioanimatronic Tits! by tucson	Jan 18th, 2007 08:30:38 AM
"OOOOooooh, suck me, suck me! Pinch me, pinch me!"
Bow down to the Cthulhu pirates! by Doctor_Sin	Jan 18th, 2007 08:41:01 AM
Call Cap'n Jack 'Daddy,' because he owns your puckered ass!
Very cool by godzillasushi	Jan 18th, 2007 08:45:43 AM
and very different from the first film.
Dead Mans Chest was dull by Knobules	Jan 18th, 2007 09:20:53 AM
Sword fights that go on forever and you know nobody will get hurt. Like watching people rehearse for something for 3 hours. Davy Jones was a great effect though.
I'll enjoy Pirates 3 more than Pirates 2... by rev_skarekroe	Jan 18th, 2007 09:27:31 AM
...if I don't end up sitting in front of some extended Asian immigrant family that won't remove their babbling toddler from the theater again.
DAM YOU ROB ZOMBIE by Turd Furgeson	Jan 18th, 2007 09:41:35 AM
DAM YOU ROB ZOMBIE
Dude, you give us Turds a bad name. by Turd Furgusen	Jan 18th, 2007 10:02:06 AM
Seriously. Damn. See how I spelled that?
I love you guys. by DocPazuzu	Jan 18th, 2007 10:03:59 AM
When I first saw the pic of KK's new, fantastic tittage I thought, "Damn, am I the only one who noticed that?" Then I scrolled down to the TB. Great, perverted and childish minds think alike, apparently. Let's hear it for Talkback Nation!
Doc by Turd Furgusen	Jan 18th, 2007 10:04:22 AM
If those are in the movie. Count me in! I do like the art work. I like the look of shipwreck island.
Sorry. Cove. by Turd Furgusen	Jan 18th, 2007 10:06:02 AM
Cove, not island.
a re-imagining of her rack, not a remake..... by savage_henry	Jan 18th, 2007 10:07:39 AM
I can't believe it took this group 11 posts before a comment was made on that obvious embellishment. Should have been post #1!
End of the World by Turd Furgusen	Jan 18th, 2007 10:10:21 AM
Has the "end of the world" every been depicted in a pirate movie before. Excuse my ignorance if it has. I'm interested to see this scene play out.
LOVE IT!!! by Jme	Jan 18th, 2007 10:19:42 AM
90% of the time i prefer horror movies over anything else, but PIRATES 2 won me over so completely. I can't wait to see this, I don't give a fuck if it's trendy.
I can't believe the love for DMC by Lovecraftfan	Jan 18th, 2007 10:21:48 AM
Pirates 1 was a compact, witty and extremely well put together film. DMC was a bloated, long, and sometimes very dull film with a plot that was ridiculously convoluted. Still can't wait for three.
Sorry, but Dead Man's Chest kinda... by rbatty024	Jan 18th, 2007 10:23:59 AM
sucked. I know it's the middle film in a trilogy, but it really felt as if there was little structure or character development. The whole Cannibal scene was enjoyable but ultimately pointless and made the film far too long. I think the lack of a rigid structure, and pointless sword fights, made the damn thing last five hours. Hell, Dr. Schivago felt shorter than Dead Man's Chest. At World's End is going to have to be a masterpiece to recover from Dead Man's Chest. The first movie is still tops in my book.
busty bazongas indeed! by white owl	Jan 18th, 2007 10:30:45 AM
boobs. I've got nothing.
This franchise needs a reboob! by Reelheed	Jan 18th, 2007 10:47:06 AM
yar!
I JUST FARTED by ObiWanCon	Jan 18th, 2007 10:47:15 AM
I JUST FARTED AND PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN APPEARED.
It's not Time Bandits, you dumbass, it's .... by MattHooper	Jan 18th, 2007 10:54:13 AM
Erik the Viking !!
KK's divinely inspired knockers! GOD WILLS IT! by Deus Vult	Jan 18th, 2007 11:05:39 AM
I for one am there opening day/night for this one if those are her new hooters. Although I do recall reading for DMC that Disney had KK's bustline enlarged on promo posters in the USA. we like 'em big boys, it's true!
I've said it before and will repeat . . . by Nice Marmot	Jan 18th, 2007 11:08:34 AM
. . . DMC could have been great and only suffered a major lack of editing. A BUNCH of stuff could have been cut out. Every bit of the escape from the cannibal tribe could have been cut out. I was never more anxious to get get up off of my ass and start walking as I was at the end of that movie. Especially since I stayed to see the lame ass clip after the credits everyone was talking about here. My wife about strangled me over that. The credits were as long as the movie.
And is Captain Teague going to say . . . by Nice Marmot	Jan 18th, 2007 11:13:28 AM
. . . "We named the DOG, Jack Sparrow!"
I'm with those who thought P2 by skimn	Jan 18th, 2007 11:20:30 AM
was too much. I was looking at my watch at the two hour mark thinking, when will this thing end??!!Curse was a surprise huge hit, so the logic is lets have more of everything in the sequel...unfortunately box office proved them right...must be love for Depp...I thought Spiderman was a superior sequel, because it does what a sequel should...deepen characters, continue storylines,etc.
Keira Knighley: sexiest tomboy boobpole alive by NotFunny	Jan 18th, 2007 11:20:39 AM
At long last Keira becomes the perfect woman ! That cleavage she displays on the fourth picture has been part of my dreams since the "Tomboy Beanpole" days.
Why are we getting production artwork? by skimn	Jan 18th, 2007 11:31:10 AM
Shouldn't this pretty much be all in the can by now...
I preferred Dead Man's Chest better, too by Dystopika	Jan 18th, 2007 11:39:13 AM
Just throwin it into the vote box. I've only seen it the one time. Yeah, they're both flawed, but I think the first one runs wayyy too long. The second one, I was engaged longer...
say what you want about these films by Novaman5000	Jan 18th, 2007 11:51:40 AM
but they have some fantastic art design behind them... The ghost pirates of part 1, Davy Jones and co for part 2, and now things like the island made up entirely of wrecked ships and asian flavor pirate whatnots. I liked DMC and i think it will really be complimented by AWE (to the point of silencing some of the haters, perhaps?). And for those who said that DMC doesn't advance the storyline? There was alot in there tied into the original film, so much so that I sort of regretted not rewatching curse before watching DMC. I think it did a great job of continuing the story and showing us sides of chracters we hadn't yet seen, like norrington, for example. There's alot there, i think, if you pay attention.
abomination by mrbong	Jan 18th, 2007 12:55:51 PM
i just managed to stop KK sucking my dick long enough to pass on your message. she commented that the news of your inability to offer your services was honest but predictable.
And is Captain Teague going to say...... by mrbong	Jan 18th, 2007 12:58:14 PM
"we sail (shail) into history". I understand to you Wooly Yanks that there is little difference between Sean Connery and Keith Richards, but nonetheless remain surprised that none of you thought of posting that one. Slightly more on target than the Indy one, no?
one more thing by mrbong	Jan 18th, 2007 12:59:42 PM
why did you fucking Americans for so many years keep calling our Keef Keith RICHARD instead of Keith RICHARDS??????
"comprised entirely of broken shipwrecks" by Doctor_Sin	Jan 18th, 2007 01:05:16 PM
Isn't "broken shipwrecks" redundant? Anywho, I sees me some juggnacious boobage and Ta-Ta-ness. Will Davey Jones slip a tentacle 'twixt those fine melons? Aaaarrr, matey!
Disney strikes again!!!! (insert Mouse-swastika here) by Doctor_Sin	Jan 18th, 2007 01:27:16 PM
Mouse-nazis in brownshirts goosestep all over the Net, smashing in the windows of websites daring to show their wares. Hey, who needs drummed-up free publicity and word-of-mouth fan anticipation, right? Fucking Disney. Fucking mouse-eared dipshits. Anybody save these and have a link or anything?
Link to pictures anyone? by pelos_locos	Jan 18th, 2007 01:38:05 PM
Please...
link here.. by lizzel	Jan 18th, 2007 01:49:53 PM
Check the pic here: http://www.dtheatre.com/read.p hp?sid=3968
lizzel by I am a machineee	Jan 18th, 2007 02:02:03 PM
Nice try.. but that page just links back to here. Man I know someone saved those pictures and are fapping to them, post them back up!
Please tell me someone else saved them by Simon Magus Says	Jan 18th, 2007 02:10:42 PM
That dtheatre link just linked back to here. What's the point in even posting these if you know you're going to be asked to take them down in less than an hour? I've been reading this site for years, and I remember a time when this place was a real badass insurgency, bringing a much needed sense of transparency to the entertainment industry. Now, it's just IMDB with more f-bombs.
Who gets to tap Tia Dalma's voodoo ass? by Doctor_Sin	Jan 18th, 2007 02:17:45 PM
And will Sparrow finally spank the monkey?
Teague Is Sitting Fifth From Left by CaptDanielRoe	Jan 18th, 2007 02:20:59 PM
If I'm not mistaken. Damn, girl is looking sultrier than in the missus's In Touch magazine wherein she's considered too thin (this week).
Wait...hold on here...Keira Knightley has TITS?!? by Darth_Gonz	Jan 18th, 2007 02:24:50 PM
Since when did this happen?
You People Gotta Stop.... by DarthDooku	Jan 18th, 2007 02:50:48 PM
You all have to stop dissing on Kiera Knightley.... seriously. It's becoming immature and childish now. Same with the "gotta eat" statements.
I have a photo shopped boner for the phot shpped tits by kinghenryVIII	Jan 18th, 2007 02:54:55 PM
Nah, not really. I wanted to keep the immature statements rolling. I thought there was a gay love scene in Domino - maybe that was CG'd too?
is it just me by Deep Roots	Jan 18th, 2007 03:09:30 PM
who is not able to get the pics from TODDSTARWATCHERS link?
I used a ouija board and spoke with Walt by Doctor_Sin	Jan 18th, 2007 03:41:22 PM
Walt says he wants leaked pictures on the Net! He also said something about his legacy being eaten by jackals and also something about a stake in the heart of his beloved mouse.
damn by Deep Roots	Jan 18th, 2007 03:53:25 PM
DAMN!!!!
Re;:Toddstarwatcher by Simon Magus Says	Jan 18th, 2007 03:54:08 PM
That link finally worked, but then it just posted set pics that came out weeks ago, not concept art.
idiot disney by Obscura	Jan 18th, 2007 04:02:26 PM
they're not giving us a trailer or a teaser poster.... this artwork was the first really idea we had of what the film would be like and they've gone and removed it... people are bored of waiting!
PICKLES!!! by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Jan 18th, 2007 05:02:59 PM
You know I want to hate these movies but I can't. They do exactly what they are supposed to, escape. Are they going to set the world of fire? Nope. Academy Aware winners? Not a chance. But for pure popcorn fun I enjoyed it as a mindless romp. Deep is funny. The movies have been well cast and god bless um they have done well above and beyond what I thought they would have. Honestly I was on the train that said the 2nd installment would fail and was totally wrong. I look forward to the 3rd and hopefully final chapter. I think it would be a mistake to keep this going after this conclude this story line.
yo hos, some pirate pics: http://tinyurl.com/36nqca by all your base	Jan 18th, 2007 05:40:50 PM
i gotta eat
TITS ON KEIRA = FLAMES ON OPTIMUS by WOPR	Jan 18th, 2007 05:47:55 PM
MMMmmmm mmm good! One hell of a photoshopping job though. Those are crazy big knockers. Any bigger and any ship she's on would list to one side or another. Talk about anchors away. Reminds me of an old navy ditty: "Do your boobs hang low, do they waddle to and fro'? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in bow?" Apparently, Keira's answer to these questions is a sumptuous yes. Someone needs to hoist the main sails on her blouse lest ye be wantin' scurvy dogs standin' at attention.
i find 'pulling the art' hy-larious. by occula	Jan 18th, 2007 06:55:30 PM
it's, like, what is the studio afraid of, that somebody's going to take the art and quick as a bunny use it to shoot their own $200 million feature? if THAT were the case, art on the internet wouldn't matter...somebody would have stolen it looooong before it got leaked. same goes for all the dumb sideshow maquette photos and posters and stuff that get pulled. what, we're all such a bunch of lunatics that we can't be trusted to look at an image on thursday instead of friday? LAME!
Thank you all your base by ATARI	Jan 18th, 2007 09:04:27 PM
I needed one more Keira titty fix before going to bed.
Thanks to "all your base" by DarthDooku	Jan 18th, 2007 09:19:11 PM
Thanks for the pics. And all of you dissing on Kiera Knightley.... grow up!
Is it too late to make YET ANOTHER joke about KKs tits? by thestrongestone	Jan 18th, 2007 11:41:32 PM
Seriously I just saw the pics at servewithchips - that is what inspired like a million posts? Jesus.
I would also like to express disbelief at the DMC love by thestrongestone	Jan 19th, 2007 12:17:58 AM
I feel like Mugatu in Zoolander. "They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
Keira's new boobs, Keira's new boobs by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 19th, 2007 03:37:28 AM
Wherefore art thou, Keira's new boobs? Was this some spoiler we weren't supposed to know about? It's not like these pictures gave much away. Why remove them?
so that's where all the cgi budget went.. by The.Founder.	Jan 19th, 2007 03:59:26 AM
to make Keith Richards appear human, and give My favorite Lythe nymphet a pair of D-cups. bugger to that. at least say they got rid of the gatling cannons. started to see visions of that Giant spider from WilWildWest there for a second. and the SHip in the desert pic is a direct rip from ERIC THE VIKING. everyone had better know that.
Pirates of the Caribbean III: The Pneumatic Chest? by Valin Kenobi	Jan 19th, 2007 04:19:14 AM
Pretty nifty pics ... I really dig the one with the ship hanging off the edge of the whirlpool (?), with the starry sky in the background.
boobies by Tin Snoman	Jan 19th, 2007 08:01:11 AM
boobies
Harry, you're not in a minority of those who prefer DMC by Spandau Belly	Jan 19th, 2007 10:54:22 AM
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO THOUGHT DMC WAS A STEP UP!
LOL! by kilerb	Jan 19th, 2007 12:01:55 PM
Hahahahah, now that was funny Spandau. I think Harry has become increasingly less "normal" as far a the norm goes for movie enjoyment amongst MOST people. Not a good mix when he's the one in charge of telling people what movies are good or bad. It's kind of like if someone that's eaten TV dinners their whole life becomes a food critic for gourmet restaurants. Hahah...
Spandau Belly by mrbong	Jan 19th, 2007 01:33:24 PM
i am not sure if you will take this as solidarity, comrade, but i did kind of at least enjoy both films equally. SPOILER i just hate it when a "middle" film is not a complete film, ie you have to go and see the next film to see the end of the story.
Doctor Sin (trainee, i assume) by mrbong	Jan 19th, 2007 01:38:28 PM
note, Disney requested the pics to be moved. Disney did not annex this site or large parts of the Eastern Internet. Disney did not gas 6 or so million web designers. Disney did not invent the highway. Disney did not host an Olympics. Disney did not invent the Volkswagen. Disney did not resolve hyper-inflation. Disney did not create a legacy of confusing politics in Italy for several decades (OK, this point is debatable, recalling the Italian porno of Snow White i saw). But most importantly, Disney probably has more than one testicle, and they certainly do not have one on display in the Albert Hall.
Let's all bash DMC! YAY!!!! by Spandau Belly	Jan 19th, 2007 02:10:24 PM
I'm not going to be one of those over-reaction types who refers to a movie that was simply a disappointing sequel as "THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN", but I really thought DMC was a mess. It was poorly paced and that part at the begining with the savages was funny but pointless and added too much running time, when we all know a plotless movie should be short and sweet. DMC was sort of like a big long Scooby-Doo sequence with a bunch of people all running around chasing each other and trying to steal or steal back the same couple of objects. I also think that making parts 2 and 3 two halves of one story was a bad move. They did this with the Matrix and it also resulted in two movies that were both bloated (the third one was especially padded out) and mispaced. I would have rather they made standalone Pirates sequels like Indiana Jones.
surprised they didn't take them down sooner by Gorrister	Jan 19th, 2007 05:13:16 PM
After about 24 hours, I figured they were up to stay. Anyhow, Othercrap.com still has a link to them.
Wait! She didnt have THOSE before! by keirabig	Mar 6th, 2007 10:01:38 PM
Those are some big knockers! holy shit! NO WAY they'll be like this in the movie. But GOD, THOSE are GREAT!

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