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AICN Exclusive: MUTANT CHRONICLES teaser art!!

Looks badass by dastickboy	Jan 15th, 2007 05:55:09 PM
Get some WW1 grime and horror into sci-fi - awesome
first! by cathartist	Jan 15th, 2007 05:55:37 PM
um . . . phallic much? Even the helmet kinda looks like, well i am guessing you get the gist of it.
Are we supposed to have faith... by Jonesey1111	Jan 15th, 2007 05:57:48 PM
that the darkest ages are yet to come?
Pretty bad by BigAssFan	Jan 15th, 2007 05:59:48 PM
That's pretty much like the worst artwork I have ever seen.
Does it take place in the past by Phategod1	Jan 15th, 2007 06:22:24 PM
I got a Resistance Fall of man vibe.
RON PEARLMAN IS COOKIN THE BOOKS! by DOGSOUP	Jan 15th, 2007 06:32:07 PM
What can he say? His wife really loves shoes.
MUTANTS GOTTA EAT!!!!!!! by bobgoatse	Jan 15th, 2007 06:48:38 PM
Anyone ever play doomtrooper? Didn't think so!
sweet PC game box cover by caravaggio	Jan 15th, 2007 06:49:18 PM
from 1997
Why by georges garvaren	Jan 15th, 2007 07:00:30 PM
would someone (or thing) waste such a perfectly good helmet? Tisk, tisk.
Hey Dogsoup, isn't Ron Pearlman married to Danny Devito by CarefulBen	Jan 15th, 2007 07:01:45 PM
That butterball can buy his own shoes
Mutant Chronicles: Baraka's Revenge... by film_fanatic_in_the_original_bla ck_and_white	Jan 15th, 2007 07:02:40 PM
I don't know, looks badass, but most of the crap coming out today has cool artwork.
From My Girlfriend... and I quote... by modlight	Jan 15th, 2007 07:13:18 PM
"It looks like a cock."
From My Cock... and I quote... by georges garvaren	Jan 15th, 2007 07:25:50 PM
"Modlight's girlfriend looks like a pussy." Jus'a'joke; she looks great.
Do all movie posters have to be loaded up by ewokstew	Jan 15th, 2007 07:52:13 PM
with Photoshop junk, now? I think it's an official requirement by some governing Hollywood entity.
Carefulben by Varakor	Jan 15th, 2007 07:55:21 PM
LOL It's Rhea Perlman who married devito, but damn that was so funny, you made snapple come out of my nose. I'll be chucklin for days. LOL
gives me the horn! by SeeYouNextWednesday27	Jan 15th, 2007 08:09:28 PM
totally badass poster. Hardcore. Love tha gritty steampunk feel. Hope the movie is as hardcore
"The darkest age is yet to come" by MasterKenobi	Jan 15th, 2007 08:21:00 PM
sounds cool, but not the "have faith" thing. Take it away and you´ll have a good poster. From the set report one gets the feeling it could be something special. There hasn´t been a good scifi film with dark and gritty atmosphere in ages. I like the casting, but can´t imagine Thomas Jane as the leader. Still have nightmares from the Punisher movie. Worst casting ever.
By any chances was this one of the pieces of shit... by Shermdawg	Jan 15th, 2007 08:25:51 PM
that Ron Perlman was referring to when he spoke to Mori, Quint, whoever it was?
chances? by Shermdawg	Jan 15th, 2007 08:26:48 PM
chances?
FUCK YOU DOGSOUP AND YOUR WANNABE CATCHPHRASE by dtpena	Jan 15th, 2007 08:47:19 PM
REALLY
DAMN THTS 1 BIG FUCKING PICTURE!!!!!! by tHEmOOG	Jan 15th, 2007 08:47:44 PM
poster has me intrigued
DTPENA IS COOKIN THE BOOKS! by DOGSOUP	Jan 15th, 2007 08:56:02 PM
Thats what you really wanted so there, threw ya a bone....
Japanese Starship Troopers poster by Some Dude	Jan 15th, 2007 09:04:50 PM
If you like this poster, check out the original.
The Pearlman Family by DOGSOUP	Jan 15th, 2007 09:07:45 PM
http://tinyurl.com/ydsfah Is it just me or does his daughter look like Karyn Parsons, Hilary from the Fresh Prince?
Most generic name ever... by Mista Mann	Jan 15th, 2007 09:19:40 PM
I've avoided anything about this because of the name. I didn't realize it was something serious. "Mutant Chronicles" is bad even for a video game or children's cartoon. They couldn't think of anything more intriguing and thought-provoking?
Nice. by Ridge	Jan 15th, 2007 09:56:27 PM
Very nice. I've played the tabletop game before, it wasn't too bad. Always liked it more than Warhammer, then played the RPG which was able to go into some very dark places. The poster there, gives a great feeling and if they can deliver on the tone without changing too much, I think we're in for a treat.
Cast Thomas Jane... by chaplinatemyshoe	Jan 15th, 2007 10:34:42 PM
...and I'm there. Pretty much feel like anything he's in is either good or hilariously bad. But always entertaining.
AND... by chaplinatemyshoe	Jan 15th, 2007 10:37:35 PM
I like the fact that they're going to take their time with the release date. Plenty of time to polish the f/x...
TJ= by ferociousbadger	Jan 15th, 2007 11:07:14 PM
most horrible actor ever.
Yawn! by Dr Gregory House	Jan 15th, 2007 11:49:01 PM
I'm waiting for "Hee Haw: Haw Harder" to be greenlit.
John Malkovitch has a bomb in his Miho... by Bootskin	Jan 16th, 2007 02:14:40 AM
And Ron Perlman gotta Eat....some bullshit goats.
It's a Starship Troopers remake by Primus	Jan 16th, 2007 02:34:58 AM
If this was the poster for Starship Troopers 3, I'd be excited.
Poster won't even get noticed by teenage emos. by Ghostball	Jan 16th, 2007 03:45:53 AM
'Mutant' never looks good in a title, and 'Chronicles'is starting to look as hubristic as Vin Diesel. Like the first part of the quote though. The second half is ass, as pointed out by MasterKenobi. I'll still be seeing it, though - the concept and cast sound ok, and whole year for SFX. How bad can they fuck this one up?
Ugh... by Ghostball	Jan 16th, 2007 03:46:53 AM
Just looked at the poster again.
Shermdawg... by TheRealMoriarty	Jan 16th, 2007 05:25:03 AM
No. When Ron said that, we were just wrapping CIGARETTE BURNS last year. We ran into him by coincidence at the hotel where we were all staying, and he joined us at our impromptu wrap party. This year, when he left the set of PRO-LIFE, he was headed to the set of THE MUTANT CHRONICLES. The odd coincidence there is that John Carpenter was one of the original directors attached to this film several years ago when it almost happened. When I asked him about it, he seemed a little sad that this one got away. "It was going to be reeeeeeeally cool," he said. I hope it is. I kinda like the poster as an attempt to set a tone.
NEW Megatron and Prime Pics by LittleDudes	Jan 16th, 2007 05:26:28 AM
Kinda: http://www.little-dudes.co.nz/ words-118 REMOVE THE SPACE
Snakes on a mutant train!! by Snikkar124	Jan 16th, 2007 05:33:16 AM
Looks like resident evil to me.Could be good ,but Ron Pearlman better have lot`s of make-up.He looks like feel on most sunday mornings.This film will most likely be dissapointing.They`ll give us the best scenes in the trailer,and the whole jist of who`s who,what will happen ,and the movie will suck in comparison to the trailer.Sequel due 2010.
Maybe by cornponious	Jan 16th, 2007 05:43:24 AM
someone could clue me in to what the mutant chronicles is.
Copernicus - by Ghostball	Jan 16th, 2007 06:27:09 AM
It's about these mutants, see... and this movie follows their (etc)
note to self - by Ghostball	Jan 16th, 2007 06:28:17 AM
get people's names right...
Looks like that PS3 game . . . by KINOBICK	Jan 16th, 2007 06:45:00 AM
Resistance Fall of Man. Anybody else think so or am I on my own here?
You made me spit beer out of my nose Ghostball by DOGSOUP	Jan 16th, 2007 07:00:45 AM
It was worth it...
Hmm...I sure hope Riddick in this one too... by just pillow talk	Jan 16th, 2007 07:42:01 AM
How about a floating 'M'too? Beer foul dogsoup! Every drop is precious.
starship troopers is classic by just pillow talk	Jan 16th, 2007 09:37:10 AM
"smart bug" cow getting 'censored' little kids stomping bugs hot chicks
You had me at "Mutant" by kafka07	Jan 16th, 2007 10:23:12 AM
But almost lost me at "John Malkovich" from that super-awesome movie Eragon. But then got me back when I heard Rhea Pearlman is in it too. She's so cute and hobbit-like, how can I resist?
So if The Chronicles of Riddick and the Chronicles... by Childe Roland	Jan 16th, 2007 11:54:03 AM
...of Narnia represent "normal" cinematic chronicles, is it fair to expect these mutant chronicles to be emotionally indulgent, super-powered versions of those films where everyone is wearing black leather?
KINOBICK by scrivener	Jan 16th, 2007 02:48:20 PM
Nope, definately getting a Resistance vibe myself.
What the eff is this shat? by GibsonUSA Returns	Jan 17th, 2007 12:26:56 AM
My geekness level must not be high enough. I am merely confused./

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