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Okay, okay... it's more official now... INDIANA JONES 4 going into production in June!

sure by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:12:44 AM
okay...
first by ewokstew	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:12:45 AM
maybe
whoa...did I get first? by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:13:07 AM
holy crap!
I like Dr. Jones by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:16:49 AM
You can't get any more officialer than this!!!
So Indy 4 will get made... by ShatirLavan	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:18:32 AM
And Bob Eubanks will tell everyone who wears a fedora and carries a whip to get a job.
old news! heh by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:19:01 AM
this movie is going to own. 10 years I've been waiting for this, 4 years of following the progress when things started to heat up a few years ago, and now the wait is over. I can't believe this movie is happening at last....it feels weird.
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:20:01 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
nah spielberg will stick with film by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:20:13 AM
he said so a year ago...I doubt his opinion has changed.
WELL by THE KNIGHT	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:20:57 AM
Can't wait for Spielberg to get back in the chair! I wonder if Lucas will make him shoot digital...
Don't ya hate Guys claiming 1st but are sloppy seconds by Mace Tofu	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:27:08 AM
You have to be a second quicker to catch a virgin around here. Different year , same set of idiots.
SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:35:42 AM
Indy will be fighting against ancient-artifact-stealing NEO-Nazis this time around. Also John Rhys Davies' Fez will be CG.
NEWSFLASH!!! by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:36:58 AM
I heard that the hold up on the film was really so that Lucasfilm had time to develop a digital camera that looks like a film camera in order to fool Spielberg into thinking he was shooting on film. I heard that his D.P. Janusz Kaminski desperately wants to try digital and is definitely in on the deception. Once the film is "in the can" it will be too late to protest. Aww Lucas...that evil genius. Lucas=Palpatine.
SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:38:20 AM
Denholm Elliot to appear in Indy 4, using digital technology and outtake footage from The Last Crusade. Insider rumours suggest the scene is costing £1.80 ($650,000) to produce.
I'll have an bacon, egg and cheese McGuffin. by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:39:47 AM
Does anyone have any clue as to what the McGuffin can possibly be? His comments were quite intriguing in the Hollywood Reporter.
SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:41:24 AM
Titanic star Leonardo di Caprio is to appear in special "young Indy" scenes in Indy 4. Digital technology was to be used with outtake footage of Rick Moranis from Ghostbusters 2, but it turned out that di Caprio, 86, was more cost effective.
River Phoenix... by grandadmiralsnackbar	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:45:21 AM
should really appear as a zombie. Or mabye a younger Indy will be played by Jake Lloyd, thus allowing the CHINSTRAP to totally fuck up another creation.
well... by ewokstew	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:45:33 AM
if Sly can make it work...
Can't they use a digitized River Phoenix? by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:46:13 AM
Or heck, why not save some dough and cast Jake Lloyd? I thought it was supposed to be footage from the first ghostbusters.
Crazy Prediction by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:48:28 AM
I predict that Frank Darabont's script will resurface in INDY 5!!!
WACKY BANTHA by grandadmiralsnackbar	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:48:43 AM
How weird is that shit, 45 seconds between posts, very odd.
SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:48:59 AM
Elizabethtown "star" Orlurndo Bland is set to appear as the son of Indiana Jones in the upcoming film 'Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Lost Atlantean Polished Stone'. Bland, 56, is said to have furrowed his brow when cast for the role, which will require him to speak words and furrow his brow.
I'M SCARED!!! by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:49:00 AM
I KNOW!!! FREAKY!!!!!
I wonder if Rocky encourage them by CherryValance	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:50:26 AM
not like they were waiting around to see how that movie did. But maybe the fact that everyone has accepted Rocky even in an older version, lit a fire under their butts, so they decided to announce. Maybe?
Oh, by the way... by grandadmiralsnackbar	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:50:55 AM
Who's changing out Connery's collostamy bag on this one? Is he even going to be in it?
that's not even english by CherryValance	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:51:34 AM
I shouldn't type this late.
Transcript from overheard conversation by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:53:02 AM
LUCAS: Steven, did you catch the reviews for the new Rocky? SPIELBERG: Yup! It's time. LUCAS: And so it is.
Who will he fight? If it's nazi's they better be robots by spectrebeeyatch	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:53:53 AM
Or maybe the Soviets or Red Chinese. Personally Soviets would work but if that fails they could switch to warewolves or something.
SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:55:49 AM
Indy 4, set to be shot on a greenscreen digital set, is to take advantage of CGI technology and recent advances in digital urine rendering and allow Industrial Light & Magic to change the colostomy bag of support actor Sean Connery, 19.
007 by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:56:47 AM
If Connery doesn't want to do it they can always get Daniel Craig.
Wikipedia says... by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:02:03 AM
A MacGuffin (sometimes McGuffin or Maguffin) is a plot device that motivates the characters and advances the story, but has little other relevance to the story. The director and producer Alfred Hitchcock popularized both the term "MacGuffin" and the technique. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Hitchcock explained the term in a 1939 lecture at Columbia University: "[W]e have a name in the studio, and we call it the 'MacGuffin.' It is the mechanical element that usually crops up in any story. In crook stories it is always the necklace and in spy stories it is always the papers." The element that distinguishes a MacGuffin from other types of plot devices is that it is not important what object the MacGuffin specifically is. Anything that serves as a motivation will do. A true MacGuffin is essentially interchangeable. Its importance will generally be accepted completely by the story's characters, with minimal explanation. From the audience's perspective, the MacGuffin is not the point of the story. The technique is common in films, especially thrillers. Commonly, though not always, the MacGuffin is the central focus of the film in the first act, and then declines in significance as the struggles and motivations of the characters take center stage. Sometimes the MacGuffin is all but forgotten by the end of the film. Because a MacGuffin is, by definition, ultimately unimportant to the story, its use can test the suspension of disbelief of audiences. Well-done works will compensate for this, with a good story, interesting characters, talented acting/writing, and so on. Inferior films, which fail in those areas, often only highlight a MacGuffin, sometimes to the point of absurdity. MacGuffins may be acceptable to the general audience, but fail to be believable for experts in the subject matter (such as a particular technology, or historical detail).
I still think this film is unnecessary. by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:05:08 AM
Last Crusade ended the franchise perfectly. Lucas should forget about this and concentrate on the Star Wars series. Spielberg should forget about this, JP4, and do the Cap film. (You kow hes the guy Avi was talkin' about when he said they were waiting on a certain diector's schedule to be open.) And Ford should forget about this, depending on his friends help in saving his career, and use a little common sense when picking roles. I'll give Ford props for trying a villian role in What Lies Beneath, even though that didn't work so well. But, K-19 (UGH!), Hollywood Homocide, and Firewall were mistakes. Now I'm sure Indy 4 will make a assload of cash, and that will put him back on track for awhile, but what would truly reinvigorate his career is, yeah, it's a little cliche'd by now, but a role in a QT flick, a teamup with Eastwood, or gasp a supportng role. It's time for him to evolve and wisen up. Oh, btw, I just checked out his return as Indy in the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles over on YouTube (god I hated that show) and I now know, after all these years, I really didn't miss anything. That cameo was another bad move of his in the last two decades.
Wikipedia also says... by Fried Gold	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:05:32 AM
PABLUM - the word pablum is often used to describe anything bland, oversimplified and generally unsatisfying, especially a work of literature or speech. This usage is thought to derive from the 1994 film 'Radioland Murders'.
The Old Indiana Jones Chronicles by Gorrister	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:14:03 AM
Why make a movie about a 65 year old Indiana Jones? If Lucas HAS to make a new Indy (I hopes he had learned to leave well enough alone after the SW prequels) he should have recast the character. (I know I heard Nathan Fillons name being tossed around in some forums). With Harrison being 65 years old, I wonder if Lucas is prepared to digitally replace the actor should Ford die before filming is completed.
SHERMDOG----Cap film? by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:14:55 AM
What's that? Captain America?
MAGNUM P.I. by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:16:37 AM
If FORD dies, why not just give it to Tom Selleck?
Fried Gold by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:20:27 AM
Wow! Brilliant stories man. Did you find out if Lucas is still gonna make his independent small movies at last? The ones that will be like, shot in just a house and with just 2 actors ala Ingmar Bergman style? The budget for this movie must be really cheap. Seeing as all Lucas is gonna pay for is loads of green paint and canvas for all that green screen work. Who needs actors and sets anymore? I can picture it now... Lucas is sitting in his director's chair with a green screen behind him, no crew whatsoever, just a laptop to play back the rushes, whilst he sits playing with himself over a copy of Green Screen Monthly. Then Lucas yells "ACTION CUT PRINT THAT'S A WRAP THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR TIME ON THIS EPIC SHOOT SEE YOU AT THE RAZZIES!!!" and then goes to embark on his next 'experimental' movie. With George Lucas's THX inventions, film making will never be the same again and has forever been shatteringly 'revolutionized'!!!
wackybantha, yes Captain America. by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:21:01 AM
And it's "dawg", not "dog".
Last Crusade ownz your asses by NoPIX	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:24:31 AM
'nuff said
Anyone wanna see an adult Short Round in the new flick? by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:24:50 AM
If yes, should they cast the same actor who I believe is a stunt coordinator or something? Or they can recast with the MILF guy aka HAROLD.
HARRISON FORD GOTTA EAT! by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:24:55 AM
Shame on y'all for not sayin' that yet! :P
No, no, Shorty should be... by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:27:06 AM
H-I-R-O-!-!-!
NAKAMURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:28:36 AM
Shermdawg, that is BRILLIANT!!!
DAMN HARRY by CelestialPudding	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:28:39 AM
That little animation of u descending upon 2007 is scary. Are you still that large? Come on dude, if PJ and Del Toro can lose the weight, so can you buddy! It just means u'll be around longer that's all :D
Jesus Christ Gorrister! by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:30:20 AM
"With Harrison being 65 years old, I wonder if Lucas is prepared to digitally replace the actor should Ford die before filming is completed." Just because the dudes over 60 doesn't mean he's gonna drop like a fly at any given moment.
Blandiana Jones? by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:32:09 AM
I used to love Harrison Ford, but it's like someone drained the life out of that guy in the nineties. I'm not sure I want to see this new Harrison Ford playing Indiana Jones. Also, what the hell, George Lucas? Can't you sort out that neck thing you've got going on there? It was very distracting in Mark Kermode's recent Spielberg interview. If you can't afford surgery, maybe ILM can CGI you in all future television appearances.
He's a Ford, not a Lincoln. by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:32:13 AM
If Christopher Lee can be in an action flick (w/a little CGI), so can Harrison Ford. Although, he is a smoker....
Indiana Jones and the search for metamucil! by Zardoz	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:33:03 AM
There. I said it...
Uh oh... by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:34:01 AM
Do I sense a barrage of "Indiana Jones and the..."'s coming on???
That's rich. by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:34:08 AM
Weight loss encouragement from a guy named CelestialPudding. :P
Indiana Jones and the Celestial Pudding by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:35:00 AM
'nuff said.
If it fails, NOT because of Ford by gufte82	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:35:40 AM
Saw "Firewall" yesterday and I think Ford seems to be in shape to play a 64 year old Indy. He can still land some nice punches...Noone expects Tony-Jaa kicks from him anyway. But I'm really afraid Lucas is going to destroy the whole project !! Crazy old man....prove me better...please !!
Lucas and Spielberg by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:37:28 AM
I trust that Lucas will give Spielberg carte blanche on this flick. Unless he wants a Spielberg boot in his ass.
More important than Star Wars prequels by gufte82	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:38:24 AM
If Lucas blows this opportunity this will really do damage to the old trilogy. It has Harrison Ford in it and will be directed by Spielberg. So it's directly attached to the films. With Star Wars it's easier to differ between the classic and the crappy Trilogy. (Still a shame though) If this fails I'm going nuts !!!!!!!
Like Borat would say.... by stackpointer	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:40:23 AM
Niiiiiice!
David fucking Koepp by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:44:17 AM
over Frank Darabont? Jesus.
Koepp's okay. Carlitos Way is an underrated masterpiece by The Wrong Guy	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:44:30 AM
War of the Worlds was pretty good (bar the ending), and Jurassic Park was a decent script for Spielberg to work off. Stir of Echoes and Secret Window were rubbish, though.
wackybantha by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:48:34 AM
Spielberg won't, and can't boot Lucas because it's his character.
I TOLD YOU!!! by bender7	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:49:14 AM
Don't call me junior!
Oh, you said "boot in his ass", not "boot his ass". by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:49:52 AM
My bad.
Fuck the starwars prequels, this is it! by Zakari Paolon	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:50:03 AM
I've been waiting for a new indy since, well, Last Crusade. When Jedi ended, it was enough for me, but there could always be a new Indy. For a few years I got tired of all the teasing from Lucas that never amounted to anything, but if this is really happening (I'll believe it when the cameras are rolling), then consider me more excited than when I heard about the new starwars, wayyyy more. The Indy movies have ALWAYS been very well written, the starwars movies, well, almost never. Don't get me wrong, I like em, empire is a very good movie and one of the better sequels ever, but the dialogue was almost always cheesy in Starwars movies, especially in the prequels (but I'm probably just saying this because I grew up on the originals, which -let's face it- have their share of cheese too). Anyways, if they waited this long for a script and finally said yes, it must be pretty fucking cool (Though I'll always wonder what a Darabont scripted Indy would have been like...). Plus it's been a long time since Speilberg did a 100% fun movie, pure popcorn. I can't fucking wait. I am worried about Ford's age though, but still, I have faith.
Indiana Jones and The Folk Music Menace by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:52:16 AM
It's 1960 and our hero is battling turtlenecked, goatee wearing poetry nerds in Greenwich Village. These nerds have discovered a mystical lute (which is evil) that will allow them to clog up the pop charts for years to come with tired protest songs and drippy ballads. Joan Baez is the villain.
Will there be INDY 4 theater line-ups? by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:53:17 AM
Would anyone do such a thing? Did anyone ever do it for an INDY flick? I suspect someone will in 2008.
So what is the "controversial" MacGuffin? by Rainbow Cotton	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:57:39 AM
$20 says it's Napoleon's penis. ;)
thegreeekhammer... by Zakari Paolon	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:58:50 AM
Dude, it sounds like dreaming to me, but I'm down with that rumor, that would be crazy awesome. But, yay Indy!
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Manson by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:00:55 AM
It's 1967 and Indiana Jones is battling his ultimate nutbag nemesis, Charles Manson, and his army of hot loony chicks. Manson has discovered a mystical knife (which is evil) that will help kick off the Helter Skelter war. Can Dr Jones stop the coming global race clash? Um, Charles Manson is the villain, possibly played by Tom Cruise.
Young Indy by playahatersball	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:04:35 AM
I guess I waas the only person who ever liked that show/miniseries growing up, the alto sax Harrison Ford episode included. Haven't watched them since I was twelve or so (about twelve years). Have they really aged that badly?
I still say about David Koepp... by LlGHTST0RMER	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:05:34 AM
...the movies he writes tend to do well despite his involvement, not becuase of it. Carlito's Way is great, but it's about as original a storyline as anything Tarantino's ever written. Spider-Man was crap. Jurassic Park, in terms of the script, was crap. (Spielberg had all the best ideas on that shoot - mainly, the visual ideas. The writing was banal garbage.) War of the Worlds - again, visually, a great movie. Narratively it was a void. HUGE section in the second act in Tim Robbins' basement where the movie just grinds it gears for 15 minutes. Snake Eyes - you kiddin' me? The Lost World - Spielberg shot it on auto-pilot. The whole script felt like characters were just shuffled around just to be where they needed to be for the action to start... and then stop... and then start... etc. I swear to God, if this next Indy movie is good, I'd bet anything it won't be because of the script. It will most likely be due to Harrison Ford doing what he always did best, Spielberg making an Indiana Jones movie with the wisdom and class he's built up since Last Crusade as well as his innate knack for exciting filmmaking, and George Lucas hopefully standing back and letting Ford and Spielberg work with minimal involvement from him.
Lucas' role on INDY 4 by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:07:20 AM
When necessary, holds up sign that says "FASTER AND MORE INTENSE."
restart the series with Josh Holloway as the new Indy. by ronniepooch	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:09:05 AM
Ever since watching Lost, I've always thought that he'd make a good Indy if they were to restart the series. thats just my two friggin sense anyway.
Um ... by bender7	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:10:12 AM
Did someone just seriously suggest Michael Clarke Duncan to play Captain America?
NICE TITLE wackybantha! by CelestialPudding	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:12:13 AM
LOL I never thought of that...Indy on the ultimate quest for the ultimate xmas delight! and yes Shermdawg, I am rich...in fruity goodness! Seriously...does morbidly obese require encouragement...its more like a public service announcement.
I should point out... by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:15:32 AM
Spielberg directing Captain America is NOT a rumor. It's specualtion based on the Avi Arad quote (I tried to track it down, but couldn't find it) where he said that the guy they wanted to direct was tied up until (I believe he said) '08. Now, one would assume given the setting of Cap, and the timing, he was referring to Spielberg. At least thats what I, and a lot of others that read that got from it. But the quote wa before Arad left Marvel,so who knows whats gonna happen. They'd be crazy not to get Steve though.
thegreekhammer by bender7	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:15:54 AM
Phew thank goodness
CAPTAIN FREAKIN' AMERICA by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:16:17 AM
I pick Isaiah Washington from Grey's Anatomy as Captain America. Ijust checked IMDB and found out that he is 43 years old. Too old for the part? What y'all think?
WackyBantha: My favorite Macguffin in recent memory... by LlGHTST0RMER	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:16:29 AM
...had to be Mission:Impossible 3. They spend the whole movie trying to get "that device" - whatever they referred to it as - and at the end, Hunt is asked if he even wants to know what it does. "No." he answers. And with that, Abrams never even had to explain it to the audience. All we knew was that it mattered, and they had to get it. What it does? Who gives a fuck? It actually made me think that it was the kind of thing Joss Whedon would do on occasion. Another reason I loved his shows.
lol, just restart everything with Josh Holloway. by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:23:13 AM
He's gonna be one of the biggest stars ever.
New indy... by Zakari Paolon	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:25:44 AM
Fillion. If you're gonna go and do indy young (which I'm really not sure would be such a good idea, BUT...) To me Nathan Fillion would be perfect. Go rent Serenity. Forget about the sucky title and go rent it. Tell me that guy isn't the best "young Indy" around.
Brilliant Casting Announcement!!! by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:26:33 AM
Captain America is....USHER
MCMLXXVI by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:31:14 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Goddammit your shit is OLD! Indy 4 could be cool. funny i watched Raiders today before i saw this...i'm down for a new adventure. i agree that Last Crusade was a great ending but fuck it...if it sucks i'll just deny its existence...like Rocky V, Alien 4 and AVP, TCM 4, Batman Forever & Batman and Robin...all of which....get this, never happened
CAP = Aaron Eckhart by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:32:08 AM
Young Solo = James Franco Young Tom Cruise for anything = Sean Faris Link (Zelda) = Jonathan Taylor Thomas
How about McDreamy as INDY? by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:32:44 AM
Or McSteamy?
Instead of seperate Cap and shellhead movies... by playahatersball	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:34:43 AM
Fox, Universal and Paramount should pool their money and make a 500milliondollar adaptation of the first twelve issues of The Ultimates, or at least follow the general outline of it, thusly avoiding a boring iron man origin, solving the problem of how to make a sequel to the Hulk and telling the story of the ressurected WW2 cap all in one three hour magnum opus which would make further Marvel comic book movies pointless. oh, and have Thor be played by Hulk Hogan, brother.. sorry- I need sleep.
I Love Fillion, but... by LlGHTST0RMER	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:34:49 AM
...I just don't see him as Indy. Don't get me wrong - if they gave him a character LIKE Indiana Jones to play, it would be fucking golden. I'd love to see another great action movie with Captain Mal starring in it. I do think he could be the next Ford. But playing Indy himself - I just think Fillion carries a swagger with him, a kind of smug satisfaction about him that Indy didn't have. Ford played Indy kind of boyish at times - mostly cool and prepared for whatever would happen - but there was almost always a plainly open, nothing-hidden kind of charm to Indy that I wouldn't peg on Fillion. Like someone said above - He'd be the best non-Ford Han Solo there ever was, that's obvious. But to each their own, and I certainly wouldn't slight you for saying Nathan's cool enough for the role.
sherm by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:34:52 AM
JTT as Link = GAJILLIONS AT THE BOX OFFICE I'd love to see a WWII era Cap. America movie btw and just give it to Pitt cuz u know thats whos gonna play him anyways
Sorry, Shogun, but... by LlGHTST0RMER	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:38:20 AM
..."TCM 4?" Why am I drawing a blank on that one? What is it?
Oh, wait... by LlGHTST0RMER	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:39:05 AM
Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's why I was drawing a blank.
The First news of 2007 could not have been better by Proman1984	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:39:51 AM
AND HERE'S THE PERFECT TITLE FOR INDY 4 - the tile that will sell a billion in ticket sales: Indiana Boobs. Catchy, no?
Lightstormer by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:40:03 AM
...there was a TCM 4?!? was it any good? ;P
INDIANA BOOBS by Proman1984	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:40:55 AM
yes, I can see the plot now - it all makes perfect sense. Wonder what Indy 5 would be called?
Although that means by LlGHTST0RMER	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:42:47 AM
... you validate the existence of parts 2 & 3? Truth to tell, I never saw them, but I wasn't expecting much from them in terms of quality. You liked 'em?
Indian Jones and the Return of the King by wackybantha	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:47:25 AM
Viggo Mortensen as INDY.
i actually by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:47:28 AM
love TCM2 with a passion (mainly cuz of Chop Top) and 3 i have a soft spot for because of Ken Foree. so yeah i liked 'em :)
btw by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:49:01 AM
i wasnt on the site for the whole AQUAF@G thing...anyone have a link to the thread? been hearing a lot about it since that Optimus Cover thread
I'm pretty sure that has been deleted. by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:06:31 AM
After the "upgrades" a lot of the old talkbacks were trashed, including my legendary one man show in the Real World tb. :'(
I hate to be negative by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:06:53 AM
But I don't see any reason why this film would be good. You have an aging star who's become the most boring actor in the world, a director who can't seem to end a film well anymore, a by-the-numbers screenwriter, and a producer who's just spent the last eight years proving he's incapable of telling a good story. That's without considering that this series has had its time and should be left alone. I love Raiders, like Temple, don't mind Crusade - what are the chances a fourth film, after all this time, will be anything but garbage? Also, seriously, Harrison Ford, what the hell happened? I get sleepy just looking at you these days. Then you start droning on and I'm out like a light.
damn by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:15:30 AM
i guess it will forever be a mystery to me. thanks anyways shermdawg
Neo-Nazis and Communists in Indy 4 by feebster69	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:16:51 AM
Hopefully with Indy 4 they'll move on the timeline about 15 years; it'd be sad to think it was still the 1940s (as Harrison etc are so old now). My guess is the plot'll be about neo-nazis looking for treasures to resurrect the Third Reich, but will be in Korea / Vietnam to give it 'contemporary' late 50s / early 60s backdrop, with lots of communists with guns thrown in.
Calista Flockhart by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:19:59 AM
should do a cameo as skeletal remains.
My favorite Macguffin in recent memory... by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:21:25 AM
Ronin.
How did Lucas all of a sudden start directing this? by Razorback	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:29:36 AM
SP will direct, not Lucas. So, what the fuck are you people talking about? GL writes the story, someone else scripts it and SP directs. GL tells SP what he wants in the story but he doesn't tell him how much cgi he is going to use, or what kind of camera he is going to use.
Uh Razorback... by Shermdawg	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:32:17 AM
Who in the hell is SP?
Midget Nazis by mrfan	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:35:13 AM
You cannot go wrong with this for the villians. I will say it again: Midget Nazis.
SP = Stevens Pielberg by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:39:25 AM
They guy works cheap and really could use a break in the industry.
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = SHOOTING IN DIGITAL by YourDaddy	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:39:29 AM
I hope Spielberg gets his way and tells Lucas to shove his digicam up his ass.
Treatment by BannedOnTheRun	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:43:22 AM
Indy awakens one morning to find out his midlife crisis diamond earring has fallen out and he needs to make his way past the skeletal Ms. Flockhart to rob the grave of Ed Bradley to find a replacement.
Hello Person from the future by kentrel	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:49:15 AM
One day, far far in the future, maybe in 2008, somebody will be using the site's search function and come across this page. Well, to that person I say, Hello from the past! Leave us a review of Indy 4. To anyone reading this in the present, yes I have gone crazy.
As long as Speilberg doesn't get too by Giant Ape Balls	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:52:14 AM
As long as Speilberg doesn't get too influenced by Lucas in preproduction its in with a shout. Otherwise it'll become a another lifeless CGI farce.
MORONS by NachoNegro	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:10:12 AM
All this moaning about a 64 year old Indy amazes me. Have you even seen Last Crusade? The guy drank from the cup of Christ. He crossed the seal, sure; but nonetheless in that one sip he probably extended his life by 20 years or so. And that goes for Connery too. Stick that where the sun don't shine, biotch.
Indiana Jones and the Spear of Destiny!!! by The Game Master	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:26:26 AM
How about this? In true history, the Nazis DID posses the "Spear of Destiny" (the weapon which supposedly stabbed Jesus on the Cross), which has been scientifically dated to be at least 1200 years old and was indeed in the possession of Charlamane (which Dr. Henry Jones Sr. DID quote in the last film). As Berlin fell, Nazis tried to smuggle it out, and it was supposedly found and given to Gen. George S. Patton Jr., but many say he was given a fake. So, where's the REAL Spear? Can a 60-year-old Indiana Jones in the 1950s be asked by the US Government to go after this, like he did the Ark, tracking it to the ends of the earth? Personally I think this movie should NOT have Nazis, as we've already had two films with them and there are many other good villains out there, but you can't have the Spear with out them. Any bets? Is the Spear the GabMuffin?
Stop worrying about how old he is by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:28:23 AM
And start worrying about how dull he is. Dusting off this much-loved character and having him played by an actor who is a shell of his former self is not a good idea. This film will be the cinematic equivalent of Muhammad Ali Vs Larry Holmes, and it will make us all cry.
The trick to making this movie not suck is.... by JERRY HORROR	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:32:53 AM
We must doubt it at every turn. Maybe, just maybe, if we hate on it enough....A fire will be lit underneath Lucas's ass to make a kick ass picture. Also, if it is even the slightest bit good, we'll be happy anyway. Brace yourselves fanboys. Indiana Jones has become the icon he was supposed to be portrayed as from Raiders. There is an internal logic and mythos to follow. The man is a part of America's collective film memories. What I'm saying is....DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY WITH CGI AND GREENSCREEN!
GabMuffin by The Game Master	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:33:01 AM
In my earlier post, I INTENDED to say "GabMuffin". I know the term is "McGuffin", but "GabMuffin" is a tribute to Gyro Gearlosse, who invented a device to silence rowdy voices. This is a not-so-subltle attempt to silence lousy talkbackers who talk trash only and at the same time engage all of you to talk about how cool this news about Indiana Jones really is. Come on, let's hear some theories on what the relic will be this time, or the villains, or the locales. Maybe Spielberg or someone in his ear will read this talkback and get ideas for future Indiana Jones projects. Come on, let's roar!
Jonathon Taylor Thomas by MagnoliaFan	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:44:02 AM
I thought i was the only one who thought this! Check out the photos of him now that he's older, and then look at pictures of Ford at around the same age. If he was a little taller and if Ford trained him in the correct Indy mannerisms like he did with River Phoenix, he would be a pretty good choice for his own Young Indiana Jones series of movies. Except ones that kept the spirit of the movies, not the boring tv series.
That's quite a feat!! by cornponious	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:52:28 AM
From the Hollywood Reporter article: "George, Harrison and I are all very excited," Spielberg said. Wow, it must have taken both the Ark of the Covenant AND the Holy Grail to ressurrect George Harrison to help with this movie.
Im glad they took so long. by Lewster3000	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:56:24 AM
I rather have Indy be a long awaited classic then a rushed shit-fest like Fantastic Four. It pays to take more time with somthing.
Isn't it a sad comment on the movie business that... by TheSeeker7	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:03:48 AM
... not one, but THREE films are already supposed "locked" for the Memorial Day 2008 release weekend, according to that story? Yea, script, casting... don't bother me with those pesky smaller details now, pfffftt. Just get me the release date. :eyeroll:
FIRST??? by Chilly	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:13:45 AM
Shit...
Yay... again. by moviemaniac-7	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:15:22 AM
I love the Indy trilogy, but I felt that the movies ended with that final ride towards the setting sun. A classic ending that now appears to be a false ending. Lucas wasn't wrong when he said a while ago in Empire Magazine that he was making The Phantom Menace all over again. The anticipation is too high. The movie WILL be a disappointment. The original three weren't perfect, not even Raiders, although that is one of my all time favourites. If the movie will be released in 2008 we will get a great movie, but I suspect not the movie everyone was hoping for.
You mean Ford is still alive? by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:20:38 AM
Oooohhh, Gerald Ford just passed away. I get so confused sometimes...Like has been said before, should have been made a dozen years ago. Maybe they can get Connery back and have Nic Cage replace Harrison and Mikey Bay to direct. Indiana Jones and the Rock.
Fountain Of Youth by XxSoulFlyxX	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:20:43 AM
Indy needs...
100% exclusive by visitor_q	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:28:52 AM
I COULD NOT CARE LESS!!!!
Koepp = mediocrity by performingmonkey	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:29:06 AM
Damn it, can ANYONE write a good blockbuster screenplay these days? Terry Rossio and Ted Elliott did a fucking great job on the Pirates flicks, I suppose (they also did a good with Zorro, Aladdin and Shrek IMO) I can't wait for At World's End. Actually, I seriously think Indy 4 was pushed back a year due to the Pirates sequels. They don't want the embarrassment of being blown out of the water by a movie that's ten times better and becoming a BO failure due to everyone thinking Indy 4 is one too many whereas POTC is about to complete a perfect trilogy.
Indiana Jones & the Quest for Peace....Mine by Long Tooth	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:29:14 AM
Indiana...Let it go...Let it go, son.
Titles by stlfilmwire	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:49:56 AM
Indiana Jones and the Horse He Rode In On, Indiana Jones and the Family Stone, Indiana Jones and the Time, Indiana Jones Versus Excitebike... Let's bring on the titles!
Indiana Jones and the Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding by hiperaktiv	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:51:25 AM
best. title. ever.
They should recast Indy by zacdilone	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:53:06 AM
With this guy: http://tinyurl.com/wltke
like I said in the other talkback...(plus more) by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:56:39 AM
They should just start a new generation of Indy movies with a new star a la James Bond. I suggested Christian Bale. I find he has Harrison Ford's grit and charm. Whereas Harrison Ford may by a fit good-looking old man, but he lost his charisma circa The Fugitive. I love the Indiana Jones character and I love the 1940s era in which its set. I think its obvious from the original trilogy that everybody preferred Indy fighting the Nazis. I love the cheesefest of Temple of Doom, but most people do not. The Indy movies where not a progessive serial, they were standalone installments so making a movie about old Indy dealing with age and having it set in the 1960s(when the Nazis were long defeated) is just a wonky tangent. I have very little hope for this project.
Indiana Jones and The Ghost of the Amazon by stlfilmwire	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:58:37 AM
I'm just say'n. Retired Indie, sent to Amazon to assist with a dig, only to be mistaken as an American bounty hunter that had been hired to locate Hitler's brain and turn it over to the KGB, before a twisted band of hidden Nazi doctors successfully revive ole Adolph, by way of Frankenstein. This is the dream I had back in 1996. I wish it happened. Would have been screwy... and fun.
Indiana Jones and The Rug Peeing Chinaman by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:00:00 AM
Now that's a crossover I'd like to see. That rug really tied the room together.
Indiana Jones and The Existential Replicants by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:02:19 AM
I suppose that's more of a meta take on the material. 'Wake up, Indy. Time to die.'
Are they TRYING to depress me? by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:03:31 AM
Who wants to see an aging Indy way past his prime? A young Harrison Ford is what made the movies terrific. An old Harrison Ford? Not so much...
Raiders of the Early Bird Special! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:06:39 AM
I'm getting back on the bandwagon.
do you think... by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:13:48 AM
Lucas will insert Jabba into this too, and have Harrison walk on his tail again? Gosh, that sure was funny...
Indiana Jones and Complicated Form by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:16:12 AM
How does 'surname' differ from 'family name'. And do you want the date in the YYYY.MM.DD format? Do I have to fill out Scetion C if I'm over 60?
Saddam execution video latest by palimpsest	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:22:57 AM
PAUL GREENGRASS GOTTA EAT! That is all.
Indiana Jones and The Waves by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:29:33 AM
He's walkin' on sunshine! Whoooaa-oooohhh!
It's O.K., David Koepp got eaten by a dinosaur by half vader	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:31:02 AM
in Lost World, so that can't be the same guy.
Indian Jones and the Hunt for Allan Quatermain by stlfilmwire	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:32:36 AM
One hat. Two men. One Must Die.
Falcon and the Jonesman. by XxSoulFlyxX	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:33:13 AM
The plot:He meets a kid who rescues a princess and they blow up a death star.
THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER GOTTA EAT by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:39:45 AM
If you can't trust them, who can you trust?
Indiana Jones and the Die-Hard Rocky Lethal Weapon by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:45:12 AM
Gotta save Robocop and Mad Max for Indy 5!
Hello kentrel! I am from the future here to tell you by Proman1984	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:47:33 AM
INDIANA JONES 4 ROCKS!!!!! In fact it rocks so much it gives all the haters sockless feet!
Indiana Jones and The City by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:49:14 AM
Indy moves to New York and becomes a semi-alcoholic slut. You go, girl!
Stir of Echoes - LOL by Ernie Souchak	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:53:57 AM
I hope that Quint was going for a laugh. That or he as a SOE hard-on. No disrespect to that film. Decent movie but he's done SPIDER MAN, M:I, and JURASSIC PARK.
Indiana Jones and The Chocolate Factory by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:54:07 AM
Oompa Lumpas! Why'd it have to be Oompa Lumpas?
Thank God the Fillion stuff has died down by half vader	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:02:11 AM
He played the poor man's Han Solo so it follows he should be the poor man's Indy? That's why people love us TBers. Amazing originality and unbeatable literal-mindedness. He rocked in Slither. Let him do different stuff. Wackybantha, why did you post that? Surely if we're on an Indy thread we all have some idea of what a MacGuffin is. Or maybe you just wanted to share your own epiphany with us. I keed. I keed because I love!
Indiana Jones and the Arthritic Finger of Doom by half vader	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:03:50 AM
What the hell. Hadda join in.
Movie PRODUCT PLACEMENT could be DEPENDS adult diapers. by JDanielP	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:07:02 AM
(heh,heh) Just kiddin', folks. I wanna see this thing as much as anyone else. --But how cool would it be to have Tom Selleck as Indy's half-brother... and be the villain, too?
"INDIANA JONES HAS SOFTER BONES" by JDanielP	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:11:55 AM
Nah, ...that title sucks.
Indiana Jones and the Crotch Rot of Time by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:13:40 AM
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my colon sucks by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:14:06 AM
You have to stop. Every time you post, I feel compelled to add one of my own. I have work here that is not getting done and I blame you. ;P Also, genuine people may want to post but are intimidated by the sarcasm levels. This is a serious place for serious talk about films and whatnot!
Indiana Jones and the Eye Test at the DMV by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:14:31 AM
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Indy 4: Indy IS the ancient relic which he seeks! by Yack Backer	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:15:40 AM
Yay irony! So, we get ON GOLDEN POND with whips and fedoras!
"INDIANA JONES WITH HARDER STONES" by JDanielP	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:16:39 AM
There, ...that's much better.
Indiana Jones and the Serpents on an Aircraft! by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:23:22 AM
C'mon! Indy hates snakes! I get the feeling putting Indy with some slithering reptiles on a jet or something would give an American audience a real fright. But I'm no Hollywood producer.
FIGHT IN MOVING NAZI TRUCK, Indy leaves the blinker on. by JDanielP	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:25:55 AM
You know, ...they SHOULD play Indy's age for some laughs! Take a cue from Sean Connery!
I don't have much of an opinion but.. by Affleckwasthebomb	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:28:23 AM
I'm not holding out much hope for this. I love indy but why do we need another installement when where we left it was fine. I don't think this will totally suck but I don't think it's going to please even half of it's core audience(maybe their "core" is everyone, I don't know) But it can't be the same movie as the others. No matter what they say Ford can't do half the stunts he used to so either we're stuck with no stunts, bad stunt doubles for easy stunts or even worse a cgi Indy. I can't totally bet against this though as Speilberg can make shit entertaining I'm sure.
TOM SELLECK CGI WHAT IF by antonphd	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:29:43 AM
what do you think? in 10-20 years tech will be ready for someone to replace Ford with Selleck just for the fuck of it and put it up on the internet for all to go 'weird'.
3 more Indy Movies by antonphd	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:32:12 AM
The only reason to do a 4th Indy that is totally tonally different from the first 3 is if they are taking a step at a time thinking of doing more than one. I could go for an older Indy trilogy. But in any case, we have Connery in The Rock as proof that aging action heroes can still come back and kick the shit out of the new blood.
Indiana Jones and the Deathly Hallows by palimpsest	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:36:23 AM
That'll freak the Warner Bros legal dept.
Connery didn't do jack in the rock by Affleckwasthebomb	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:36:39 AM
I know what you're saying Antonphd but do we really want an Indy film where Indy just kind of takes it easy. lets everyone else run around? taking Indy films in a different direction would be interesting and something I'd like to see but that'll probably mess with box office coin and I don't think that's in Lucas's mind.
Indiana Jones and the Lowered Expectations! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:39:45 AM
seriously, who honstly believes this could be good?
Thank God! I love me some mo' Raiders action! by kinghenryVIII	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:43:09 AM
Yeah, Ford is old now and has seemed to not give a shit lately - last few movies of his has sucked balls. And dammit - I remember when the world stopped when a Harrison Ford movie was coming out. What happened? I hope this gets him out of his sleep walk pecker in the pay check mind set. Look ar Clint! He can still kick ass (Unforgiven) and Connery in the Rock - best Bond flick ever! People may bitch about Transformers and shit like that but dammit - the Indy movies DEFINED my childhood - more so then frickin' Star Wars ever could. I saw Raiders in a drive in when I was 8. Fuckin A man! I hope this rocks!
Indiana Jones meets ScoobyDoo by Bayou Wolf	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:43:44 AM
It could work. Lucas gets his CGI on, and Speilberg gets....Well whatever the hell he wants anymore.
Connery was fantastic in The Rock by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:47:21 AM
His role was pretty action packed (even if a stunman did 99% of it) and he delivered some of the best lines ever. Don't you dare bash Connery in The Rock my friend...
Koepp's involvement... by HoichiTheEarless	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:48:35 AM
...virtually guarantees that this movie won't be great. I can't remember if I was ever excited to see a 4th Indy movie, it's been rumoured for so long, but this just kills it. Koepp has never written a good script. He's written passable scripts, and mostly bad scripts. Then again, I suppose it's possible that a sequel to a franchise that is 15 years past it's expiration date could be his greatest script ever.
Indiana Jones and the Hunt for Bin Ladin by MonkeyManReturns	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:50:20 AM
The movie has everything... - A hunt for something valuable (Ladin must be worth a cool $20 mill to the Americans) - Afghan Caves (crazy outta control boulders anyone?) - Pamela Anderson as old Indy's new sexy old girlfriend (crazy outta control boulders anyone?) - Insane NEW Nazis...(Hey, the Islamics are the new Commies and Nazis combined, people) - And the Ultimate treasure (World Peace - nothing more tear jerking than that! Where's Michael Bay??) A blockbuster my friends...a blockbuster...
"Harrison Ford is too old to play Indy"... by Sledge Hammer	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:51:10 AM
...brought to you by the same people who previously gave us "Daniel Craig will be the worst James Bond ever", "Scorsese's Infernal Affairs remake is going to suck and you know it", "V For Vendetta looks stupid as hell", "Brandon Routh is a talentless prettyboy and will make a pathetically laughable 'Superman'", and the all time classic "Pirates Of The Caribbean is the stupidest idea ever, who the fuck wants to see that shit?". People who hate everything aren't film fans, they're just internet assholes. Wow, what a badge of honor that is, eh? Oh look at me, I'm cool and hardcore because I hate everything, I'm a real rebel me, yeah. Thank God internet fanboys don't run hollywood, I mean if you think things are bad now...yeesh.
Ooh ooh I have a good one! by MonkeyManReturns	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:52:31 AM
Indiana Jones and the hunt for ORIGINALITY! Maybe Sledge Hammer can star as the young Indy?
Ironic... by Sledge Hammer	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:57:21 AM
Someone mentioning originality while sprouting out yet another tired Idiana Jones & The... joke. Man, I wish I could be you.
bring back Allan Quartermain! by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:01:43 AM
We all know he's the real adventurer!
Too Soon! by SPECTRE Agent	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:04:16 AM
Honestly, I'm just fine with Indy riding off into the sunset in 'Crusasade'. I wonder if he'll be taking on the Viet Cong this time. And Sledge Hammer: Brandon Routh WAS a pathetically laughable Superman.
You can be me... by MonkeyManReturns	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:05:30 AM
For only $99 you can attend my lecture series - "Irony and Originality: Damn you Michael Bay, Damn you." Its a winner! Ironic...hmm...that could work as the next Iron Man movie...Iron Man 2: IRONic BEING ME, IS WICKED!
"I told you...Don't call me 'Senior'!" by SpyGuy	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:12:23 AM
Let it go, Harrison. Let it go.
For the record, I despise MCMLXXVI by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:13:01 AM
That annoying one trick unoriginal deaf-mute jackass needs a whomping.
Driving Mr. Jones by major_tom_aint_dead	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:13:54 AM
At least we would get yet another Morgan Freeman narration
Ricky.. by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:14:58 AM
I hear the Mets are signing MCMLXXVI to a multi-year contract. Scouts.com
Indiana Jones and the March of the Emperor by major_tom_aint_dead	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:16:31 AM
Yet another Morgan Freeman narration and pinguins! Whats not to like?
Will Indy ride his horse very slowly in the left lane? by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:17:56 AM
With the blinker on?
damnit pillow! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:19:19 AM
MCMLXXVI is Victor Zombrano, isn't he?
Chalk me up.. by Etienne72772	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:20:50 AM
as one of those that is apprehensive about this thing. The question is why? They rode off into the sunset in Last Crusade, right? Anyway, to me, the McGuffin is something to dow tih Islam. Lucas said it was controversial...
you are correct.. by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:22:34 AM
both are predictable (Zambrano being wild and shitty), MCMLXXVI bringing nothing to the table.
Indiana Jones is Lost by major_tom_aint_dead	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:24:07 AM
No Morgan Freeman narration, but the Mcguffin would be Lucas´brains, at the end Indy finds them all splattered in the mistycal green screen while trying to reveal that other Mcguffin: the Dharma Project. (I know Im posting crap, but aint any fatty old George Lucas project is?)
Howard the Duck and the Deathly Macguffin. by Diagnostic	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:26:46 AM
Lucas is often confused with MCMLXXVI.
the controversial MacGuffin is by emeraldboy	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:38:58 AM
a thorn with a piece of christs flesh on it. That is what empire magazine said in thier 25th Anniversary Raiders celebration. Things could have changed.
Its set in the Middle East? by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:40:39 AM
Fan-freaking-tastic. Indy of Arabia. If Omar Shariff is still alive they should cast him as well.
the controversial MacGuffin is by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:44:11 AM
his AARP card with prune juice on it.
Indy and the search for the spices... by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:44:37 AM
watch out for those dangerous sand worms!
er by Fortunesfool	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:48:49 AM
Remember the last time you waited so long for a new film to continue a famous trilogy....coughPhantom Menace.
the controversial MacGuffin is by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:49:54 AM
...a bag of "Werther's Originals" which Indy enjoys immensely. Oh yeah, and they've got the blood of Christ on 'em.
add by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:51:43 AM
Police Academy 4 to that list too Fortunesfool. What a disappointment.
Dear Sledgehammer by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:08:52 AM
V for Vendetta did suck. Casino Royale was a great Bond moive, but Daniel Craig is no James Bond. Didn't care about Superman and didn't see it. Martin Scorsese has been on one long losing streak, and transcultural remakes have an even dodgier success rate than Marty, so skepticism was totally valid. I haven't seen The Departed yet. But I do see where you're coming from in terms of objecting to pessimism for the sake of seeming too cool for school. But there's nothing wrong with spotting a bad idea and expressing caution. And yeah, this whole Old Indiana: bad idea! But, I am an asshole. So you're kinda right.
Indiana Jones and the Aggressive Panhandler by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:09:40 AM
yes Sledgehammer, an unoriginal asshole to boot.
maybe by Zador	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:11:50 AM
I have a theory. Commies will be the bad guys that's more than likely so amongst the locations there will be a country behind the courtain. When Spielberg left Hungary after the shooting of Munich, he told the Hungarian co-producer Tamas Varkonyi that he would be back soon. Darabont who wrote the first draft has Hungarian parents who emmigrated during the revolution in '56 which could be an entertaining backround story at least like the short meeting with Hiter in the Last Crusade.. Or not.
Indy 4, sponsored by "Old Glory" insurance by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:11:55 AM
Are you covered if a robot attacks you and steals your pills?
INDIAN JONES AND THE SPUNKY CUTE DAUGHTER by George Newman	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:12:04 AM
I just had this horrible thought: what if Lucas writes Indy has a daughter instead of a son?
Indiana Jones and Oooh, My Back Just Went Out! by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:13:13 AM
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Indiana Jones and What's This Discoloration on My Penis by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:13:54 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Rascal of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:18:10 AM
The rascal is fueled by the blood of Christ.
V for Vendetta by Affleckwasthebomb	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:19:49 AM
I got V for christmas on DVD hadn't seen it before but becuase I'd read the book a while a go and the history that Alan Moore adapations have I wasn't too fussed. I enjoyed the book alot but thought it was too big, too wordy and had too many ideas to be made into a decent movie. I have to say I was surprised because I enjoyed it. They kept the essence of the character V and the general ideas of the book. Not perfect but good anyway. I'm so bored I should get another job instead of spending my days looking at TB. Woo the internet.
"Indiana Jones and the..." by zacdilone	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:27:11 AM
You know, you would think these would be old and tired by now, but I still chuckle at some of them. What's This Discoloration on My Penis? That's pretty funny.
Yeah they never get old by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:31:18 AM
Abomination's list is good for a laugh. Once you read one or two, you'll get silly and realize they're all funny.
V for Vendetta, mediocre movie, terrible adaptation by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:32:43 AM
I actually didn't think the film captured any of the ideas of the book. Unless you consider masks and capes ideas. I thought the idea of the book was how extremists justify and neutralize each other and ultimately came out preaching moderation whereas the movie just seemed like 'Batman versus the Nazis' in that it was just another flick about how facism is bad and lone ninjas can save us all from tyranny.
Indiana Jones and the Beanpole of Seduction by zacdilone	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:32:47 AM
You know it.
Indiana Jones and the Lousy First Date by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:34:58 AM
I think that's the level of combat Harrison Ford is up to these days. Stallone could beat his ass without even getting up.
Indiana Jones and the Scofflaw Pedestrian by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:38:50 AM
yeah, he could also tackle jaywalkers I suppose. And thank you Colon, for beleiving in me.
The Ark of the Covenant is the McGuffin by kevinwillis.net	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:40:23 AM
Come on. Either communist try to steal it or, more likely, crazed Republican hard-liners from the Eisenhower administration try to use it to do kill the commies, innocent civilians be damned, and only Indiana Jones can prevent these crazed neocons from releasing a can of Holy Whoop-Ass on all of America!
my colon sucks by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:45:22 AM
My working day almost over, I came here for a quick peek at what's what, and there you are! Trouble is, now I feel bad for denying you your creative outlet. I'm sorry about that. I should be able to police my own behaviour at my age. Please post more of your funny sexagenarian comments - it'll give me something to read in the morning, when I once again will be avoiding the work. God bless AICN - the working slacker's best friend!
Indiana Jones and the Man-Boobs of Doom by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:47:01 AM
And the quest for the golden manziere.
V again. I'm going home soon so this will stop by Affleckwasthebomb	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:47:46 AM
All V is is a mask and cape, We don't know him, or even see him. He's a mask, a cape and his words. They kept that so I can't argue with what they brought to the screen. It's not the book but I think the film deserves some kudos.
Indiana Jones and the Oldsmobile Cutlas of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:51:01 AM
its funny cause he's old, get it?
The Way This Movie Will Work by CaptDanielRoe	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:52:56 AM
Is thusly: A) Put Indiana Jones aside for a moment. B) George Lucas and Steven Spielberg decide to make a movie together. C) The movie has an excellent premise of a sort of treasure-hunting James Bond-like (but gruff instead of debonair) archaeologist college professor, in a period piece that riffs on Edgar Rice Burroughs, pulps, radio shows, comic strips, and movie serials that predate its setting but have everlasting appeal. D) Harrison Ford and Sean Connery are playing protaganists which is A-List talent. That they are specimens suitable for archaeology in their own right is hardly off-topic for the film. And the door remains open for the filmmakers to include a younger male treasure hunter for all the fanboys desperate for more supple manflesh. (Ewww you guys.) E) Hopefully still on the plus side, this movie turns out to be part of an established franchise, one of the most successful ever. Often imitated but never equalled. Hmm... Hardly a can't-miss scenario but if fear of mediocrity were to rule, no movies would ever get made. There'd certainly be no "Casino Royale," "Rocky Balboa," or for that matter "Temple of Doom" and "Last Crusade." ................ Harrison Ford may be the poor man's Chuck Norris, but he's clearly got a lot of junk in the "'mid-life' crisis" basement that would be better parlayed onto action-adventure celluloid than misspent chasing lesbian skirt in movies fit only to wallpaper Blockbuster.
Indiana Jones and gets off my yard you damn kids! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:54:45 AM
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Harry, your ball-drop animation is the most by CreasyBear	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:55:53 AM
disturbing thing I've ever seen. And I saw Bad Boys 2, so that's saying something.
Indiana Jones and the Werthers of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:56:13 AM
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Indiana Jones and Where am I? How did I get here? by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:56:14 AM
I'm afraid.
Indiana Jones and the temple of viagra! by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:56:42 AM
Party time!
Indiana Jones and senior discount Wednesdays! by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:57:00 AM
Admire his shopping prowess! Pow! Bam!
Indiana Jones and the Heart-Breaking Depression by CreasyBear	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:58:26 AM
of Knowing Your Life is Almost Over
Indiana Jones has had it with you punk kids! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:59:06 AM
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Indiana Jones and Those Damn Commies by torpor_haze	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:00:24 AM
Kruschev's spies break in to the vault where they keep all those artifacts and steal the first edition of The DaVinci Code.
Indiana Jones and the Loss of the Driver's Liscence by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:00:34 AM
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Indiana Jones and his aching prostate! by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:00:48 AM
yowza!
Indiana Jones and the Cataracts of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:01:00 AM
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Indiana Jones and the 5pm to 5am sleep cycle! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:01:57 AM
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Indiana Jones and I've fallen and can't get up by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:02:07 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Old Dudes in the Audience by CreasyBear	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:02:16 AM
Deluded into Believing They're Still Cool and Sexy
Indiana Jones doesn't trust that latino gardiner by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:03:59 AM
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Indiana Jones doesn't trust that latino gardiner by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:04:01 AM
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"It's not the years, it's the mileage. by CreasyBear	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:04:33 AM
Okay, at this point, it really is the years."
Indiana Jones and I can't fucking spell "gardner" by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:05:38 AM
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Is Erroll Flynn too old to do a Robin Hood sequel? by CreasyBear	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:08:55 AM
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"IF THE PANTS DON'T FIT..." by Uncapie	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:12:15 AM
"YOU MUST AQUIT!"
I like the idea of making a new Indy movie by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:12:59 AM
But no one seems to be talking about the 800 pound gorilla in the room: his age. This has been a relatively unexplored topic on AICN. Perhaps a conversation should be devoted to debating whether or not Ford is simply too old?
Indiana Jones and Enigma of The Digital Watch by torpor_haze	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:14:43 AM
"What do you mean I don't have to wind it?"
Fords Age by Knobules	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:18:19 AM
Along with his age being an issue has anyone noticed he seems to have lost it in the head? Every interview I see with the guy he acts like its day 5 on a week long booze bender.
Why is the final script always written by David Koepp? by eg4190	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:21:28 AM
That's how I know this movie will be made. For some reason, no matter how many drafts of a project are rejected, David Koepp's name seems to signal the fast-track release. He's not a very good writer, strictly middle-of-the-road watered-down popcorn fare. I think it's precisely this quality of his writing which allows his mediocrity to slither between various warring camps on every project. Rest assured that his Indy script will include several excellent action setpieces (dictated by Lucas and Spielberg, of course), two memorable lines, and five groaners.
Wow, MetalWater... by DocPazuzu	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:23:01 AM
..."These are the characters who would have helped Kenobi and Anakin lossin' up...party, get drunk...pick-up strange and loose women...and go on wild unexpected and wrecklessly ill advise adventures with..." ....... Could you be more of a virgin?
SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:26:23 AM
Insider reports suggest that David Koepp's script was given the go ahead as it was the only draft submitted that fully took advantage of advances in Digital Eyelash Rendering (DER). Turn to page 3 for new girl Kelly's buxom thoughts on CGI technology.
Indiana Jones and the Hat of Max Hardcore by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:38:28 AM
YYYYyyyyeahh.....
AK-47 has become.... by PwnedByStallone	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:58:14 AM
PwnedByStallone Tell your friends.
Indiana Jones and the Chocolateface Riots of LosAngeles by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:59:10 AM
Where a young Borat (Chad Michael Murray) helps Indy escape retaliation after being framed for the murder of a gang leader (Jaimeee Foxxx).
Indiana Jones and the NYTimes Sunday Crossword of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:01:01 PM
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The Death of Indiana Jones, by George Lucas, by superninja	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:01:24 PM
Steven Spielberg, and Harrison Ford. Introducing Natalie Portman in a desperate attempt to milk a dead cash cow.
Indiana Jones and the highwater pants of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:05:15 PM
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What's in your pocket? by justcheckin	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:06:09 PM
Hey, love the titles you guys... they got a little porn-ish there toward the end. You guys might be a little deprived... you might need a pocket vagina. I am actually looking more forward to a old man Indy than an old man Balboa, but that is just me. At least Harrison ford looks better and he did kick some ass in Firewall.
Indiana Jones and the Stolen Matlock Tape by epitone	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:07:09 PM
or, Indiana Jones And That Goddamned Pharmacy That Robs Him Of His Last Dollar For Ten More Of Those Stupid Pills.
Indiana Jones and the Pocket Vagina by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:07:46 PM
Play to win!
lol Yack by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:09:52 PM
I freaking love how awful the "Larry David" is. Whitefish, Sable, Cream Cheese, Capers, and Onions. Fantastically bad. Happy New Year by the way buddy.
Indiana Jones and the Awkward Get-to-know-you Chit Chat by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:10:16 PM
Watch him squirm! Watch him wince! Feel the pause drag out through time! This summer means... so what do you do for a living?
Indiana Jones: Cultural Robbings of Artefacts by palimpsest	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:11:40 PM
Make Glorious Benefit George Lucas's Bank Balance.
Indiana Jones and the Talkback of Doom by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:11:56 PM
Mazeltof!
Indiana Jones and the Relocation to a Florida Condo by NachoNegro	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:13:44 PM
Indiana Jones and the high-fibre diet. Indiana Jones and the mid afternoon nap. Indiana Jones and the faint smell of urine masked by disinfectant. Indiana Jones and the Tuesday night Bridge game of doom. Indiana Jones and the lost coupon book. Indiana Jones and the confused slow drive through the city on the wrong side of the road whilst muttering to himself. Indiana Jones and the rambling disjointed one sided conversation about nothing in particular. Indiana Jones and the 3AM toilet visit. Indiana Jones and the liver spot.
Indiana Jones and The Inter-racial Marriage by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:15:41 PM
Will it ever end? Please Harry, post something new for us to mock!
Indiana Jones and the Inheritance Dispute by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:18:00 PM
of Doom!
Indiana Jones Rubs up Against Little Boys on the Bus by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:21:18 PM
of Doom.
COMING SOON... AT LAST. by Cult Exiter	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:21:34 PM
Indiana Jones and the Non-Christian Antiquities! INDIANA JONES AND THE INSTANT ACCESS! Riders of the Last Aargh! INDIANA JONES AND THE PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP! Indiana Jones and the Ancient Login!
Indiana Jones and the 9am Bookclub Meetings at Denny's by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:22:00 PM
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Indiana Jones and the 2 Hour Argument Over the Check by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:22:39 PM
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Indiana Jones and the young whipper-snappers of doom by NachoNegro	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:24:59 PM
Indiana Jones and the sending back of too-cold soup at the diner. Indiana Jones and the high waisted trousers. Indiana Jones and the lost Stairmaster. Indiana Jones and the dark muttering under breath. Indiana Jones and the lack of respect of kids today. Indiana Jones and the leaving of front door unlocked 30 years ago. Indiana Jones and the waving of fist and pointing with end of cane.
Indiana Jones and the Elks Lodge of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:25:37 PM
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Indiana Jones has Fucking Had it With you Kids. by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:26:50 PM
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Indiana Jones and The Early Bird Breakfast Coupon by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:27:58 PM
thats all i got...i just woke up cough off to cook for some rich fucks...later guys
Indiana Jones and the snakes on a plane. by XxSoulFlyxX	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:29:46 PM
Plot:Indinan Jones takes a prisoner and a priceless jewel back to America when suddenly there are snakes that magically appear from this Jewel. Indiana Jones"Why did it have to be mother fkin snakes on this motherfkin plane?"
Indiana Jones and the Hanukah Gelt of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:30:18 PM
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Indiana Jones vs Hans Moleman! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:30:23 PM
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oh yeah by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:33:31 PM
add..."of DOOM" after my title appearantly...
Indiana Jones and the 2 Foot Long Pillbox of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:33:33 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:34:52 PM
of Doom!
Indiana Jones and the Nefarious Computer of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:36:10 PM
computers scare the elderly.
Indiana Jones and The Doom of Dooming Doom! by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:36:25 PM
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! maybe there will be an over-hyped 5 minutes first person shooting sequence thats entirely CG that makes everyone say its "watchable"
Indiana Jones Gets Banished to the Basement! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:37:48 PM
(following the fire he started in the kitchen last christmas)
Indiana Jones Gets Lost at the Mall! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:41:21 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Flaming Bag of Poop by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:41:38 PM
Its poop again! I'll get you kids, if its the last thing I do!
Indiana Jones vs the Wallmart Greeter! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:42:00 PM
Of Dooooooooom.
Indiana Jones Falls Asleep at the Library! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:42:53 PM
(of doom).
So, will it be The Da Indy Code? by performingmonkey	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:44:35 PM
Why didn't Dan Brown have the balls to say 'listen...just fuck what I wrote in the book, get Lucas, Ford and Spielberg on the phone and let them turn my idea into a workable Indy movie........hang on......you're telling me we can't do that because I stole half my ideas from The Last Crusade already??? Fuck you. In the face!' Seriously though, I think Dan Brown must regularly masturbate over the idea of Indy-era Harrison being Robert Langdon in his books. Sadly he got Tom Hanks instead, not to mention one of the blandest, shittiest big-budget adaptations of anything in history. The new Indy better be a million miles away from that bland mediocrity and more like a mash of Raiders and POTC (except without Orlando Bloom fucking up the perfect cast by not actually being able to act, and without 18th Century pirates and ships, obviously)
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Salt Taffy! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:45:18 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Crippling Fear of the Internet! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:46:01 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Thunderous Kidney Stone by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:49:58 PM
There's a boulder Indy can't outrun!
Indiana Jones and the Holy Windbreaker by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:52:33 PM
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Indiana Jones & the Search for the Solid Bowel Movement by Dark Knight Lite	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:52:52 PM
Had to get in on the fun.
David Koepp sucks. by Barry Egan	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:52:55 PM
I find it hard to believe his take on this is better than Darabont's. I think what we are seeing here is the development process at its worst. The script stage being watered down to the point that it is just bland. When you try to please everybody . . .
Indiana Jones and the 75th High School Reunion! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:53:38 PM
of doom.
Indiana Jones Knows When its Going to Rain! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:55:18 PM
cause of his arthritis.
Raiders of Arthritis by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:56:20 PM
Indiana Jones and the bad back of doom/Indiana Jones and the Loss of Hearing
Indiana Jones and the Mondale Election! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:56:44 PM
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Coffee kind of acts like a laxative for some by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:57:22 PM
Laxative of doom.
Indiana Jones and the Loss of Hand-Eye Coordination! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:57:29 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Curse of Diminishing Eyesight! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:58:36 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Inability to Walk Straight! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 12:58:38 PM
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INDIANA JONES' SEARCH FOR WILFORD BRIMLEY'S INSULIN by Darth Bauer	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:00:26 PM

Indiana Jones and the Distracting Clevage by Spandau Belly	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:00:31 PM
It will derail his train of thought like T.E. Lawrence and his crew!
Indiana Jones and the Fantastic PBS Evening Lineup! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:01:55 PM
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INDIANA JONES VS THAT NAZI DUDE MADE OF SAND IN HELLBOY by Darth Bauer	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:02:48 PM

Indiana Jones and the Jim Lehr Newshour by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:04:09 PM
Yeah, its a good news program, but mostly old people watch it.
Indiana Jones and Murder she Wrote by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:05:07 PM
served with coffee!
Indiana Jones gets Swindled by a Pyramid Scam! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:05:25 PM
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Indiana Jones and Times Square... by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:06:13 PM
both had their balls drop.
Indiana Jones Gets Into the Wrong Car in the Parkinglot by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:06:47 PM
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How much dick does Koepp suck? by Kirbymanly	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:08:02 PM
I mean-- he's not that good. Merely "okay". I'd pay good money to find out what they thought was wrong with F.D.'s script. Also wonder what Shamalamading-dong's was like.
Indiana Jones and Can Someone Turn up the Damn Heat by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:08:40 PM
I'm freezing!
Indiana Jones Yells at the Coming Attractions! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:11:02 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Senior Cruise Ship! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:13:15 PM
of doom!
Indiana Jones is so Old His Family Puts Him on a Leash! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:14:56 PM
ok maybe that one was in bad taste... :)
Indiana Jones and the Pearly Gates of St Peter, by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:16:11 PM
Indiana Jones and the Ladder to Heaven, Indiana Jones and the Reaper's Scythe,Indiana Jones and his Grand-daughter's Christening, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Piggy Bank, Indiana Jones and the Last Supper, Indiana Jones in Diana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Tomb of Doom.
Indiana Jones and the Troublesome Stairs! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:17:08 PM
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I´m sure Spielberg will do a great job by CuervoJones	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:17:42 PM
but i´m not so sure about Ford, he looks kinda lazy in the last years
Indiana Jones and the Miraculous 1pm Nap! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:18:32 PM
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Indiana Jones vs Julio Franco! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:20:26 PM
(Julio would whomp him of course)
Now THIS is what "Cool News" is all about!!! by odysseus	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:21:12 PM
Let's hope they shoot on film, and that Spielberg is the driving creative force, here.
Indiana Jones and the "Life" Subscription! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:21:34 PM
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Indiana Jones Gets Abandoned by His Children! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:22:02 PM
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I'm out by Ricky Henderson	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:25:00 PM
I'm going to get fired if I keep this up for much longer...
Indiana Jones and the dipping of worker productivity by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:25:03 PM
thanks to this thread. Bastard.
Indiana Jones and the Flamenco Doll by CuervoJones	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:30:07 PM
Old American tourists buy one when they are visiting my country
Indiana Jones and whizzing on the electic fence.. by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:35:03 PM
I've been told not to try it... fact #569 happens to me all the time...god damn society..
Random David Koepp Fact # 597 by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:36:13 PM
He created the 2002 TV series "Hack" about a police man who becomes a taxi driver. He based it on his true life experience as a screenwriter who should have become a taxi driver.
Guess who's read a leaked draft from Mr Lucas!!!!!!! by alucardvsdracula	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:39:05 PM
Me. And I gotta say it reads like a passport to 1981. Wow, that opening! Amazing. And, wow, that bit with the (deleted), and you're just gonna love the part where (deleted) comes into it. And then, oh my god, the climax where (deleted) comes back and kills Indiana Jones. Oops.
On a serious note by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:40:03 PM
I remember when Last Crusade came out, and there was talk back then that they had waited too long since the last one, and there were some signs that Ford was older. Now, its so clear hes older that it doesnt really matter how much older. My faith in Ford and Lucas has waned, but I still have faith in Spielberg, and I think the three of them could produce something decent, and I'm curious to see how technological advancement over the last twenty years in filmmaking will affect this franchise...no matter what the result.
Indiana Jones and the Flatulent McGuffin by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:42:59 PM
Action-packed search for the mystery cloud.
Indiana Jones and the Silver Cialis by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:44:42 PM
Bringing life back to the Holy Relic.
if you can punt a racoon through a window... by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:45:26 PM
The Cincinnati Bengals would like to sign you up....
________________________________ _____ by The Dum Guy	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:49:05 PM
...I wish we actually had some news to read about...
Random David Koepp Fact #699 by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:50:02 PM
He likes to punt racoons and electrocute baby koalas all the while humming "jingle bells"....
Random David Koepp Fact #7,655 by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:54:49 PM
Is frightened by his own shadow.
Maybe the way they address his age...I've got it. by Bobo_Vision	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:57:53 PM
It would be interesting if the thing they were pursuing was Ponce De Leon's Fountain of Youth. So the movie starts out with Ford and Connery lamenting their old age, and saying the same things about themselves that all the talkbackers are saying, which causes them to take this journey and will address all those concerns. In the end they don't find it, but they learn a lesson about growing old with dignity and wisdom, and learning deeper lessons, with lots of action and shit thrown inbetween. I doubt this is what it is, but they've said they will address his advancing age, so the speculation alone on how they will do that will make it a worthwhile watch. And deep down, as much as we all razz Ford for his age, we really want to see him knock it out of the park as Indy just like Stallone as Balboa because it will give us all hope that life can still be worthwhile when we're older. And if it proves not to be, then it will be nothing new that we don't already know or believe.
my colon sucks - rub some dirt on it... by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:58:14 PM
and you'll be fine.
Indiana Jones and The Lost tribe Of Social Sercurity. by The Founder	Jan 2nd, 2007 01:59:54 PM
Not as colorful as the some of the others, but it was mean. Hey we all are going to get old.
Gotta agree with some here, cast a new Indy. by The Founder	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:04:08 PM
I love what Ford did with the character, but his time has passed, well in action movies for the most part. He still a good actor and can take up roles like Ian McKellen, who proves you can still land plumb roles in your Golden years.
Harrison Ford gave me a semi by choose leisurewear	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:04:49 PM
GET OFF MY PLANE Genius.
It was painful seeing Ford in Firewall with small kids. by The Founder	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:04:55 PM
Serioulsy the guy is in his 60's and yet here he is still being cast as the father of small children. Those kids shouled've been 25 at the least.
New Indy Director Suggestion: by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:11:19 PM
Spike Lee, if Michael Richards is starring.
If they decide to cast somebody younger than Harrison: by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:13:56 PM
Michael Douglas.
New Indy Love Interest Suggestion: by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:14:48 PM
Verne Troyer
INDIANA JONES AND THE DAMN KIDS ON HIS LAWN (OF DOOM) by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:15:25 PM
run with it!
Indiana Jones Vs the Transforming robots from outer spa by Johnno	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:16:14 PM
ce Well i'm excited!
INDIANA JONES AND THE ELDERLY DISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:18:16 PM
See you in court, Lucasfilm!
Yaaay!!! by phaedrus007	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:18:45 PM
As a die hard Indy fan, this news gets me totally psyched... I finally believe, this time, it's really going to happen. Right? Really?
Indiana Jones Vs. Lara Croft by Johnno	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:18:47 PM
Vs. that chick from Relic hunter...
New Indy Bastard Child Suggestion: by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:21:24 PM
Verne Troyer (he's multi-tasking)
INDIANA JONES AND THE ELDER ABUSE OF DOOM by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:21:25 PM
Beaten regularly by Ally McBeal
Indiana Jones and the Faulty Life Alert by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:22:02 PM
He's fallen and he can't get up!
INDIANA JONES AND WASHINGTON'S WOODEN TEETH by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:23:09 PM
Spit on it and work it in gently, then sleep on it.
INDIANA JONES AND THE MAYAN BINGO NIGHT by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:23:30 PM
Print the posters!
INDIANA JONES: RISE OF THE CENTRUM SILVER SURFER by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:23:56 PM
Merchandising gold!
INDIANA JONES AND THE "LOST" GLASSES ON HIS FOREHEAD by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:26:24 PM
Just look up, dummy!
Indiana Jones and the Dentured Servant by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:28:55 PM
Pass the PoliGrip!
INDIANA JONES AND THE SOCIALIZED MEDICAL PLAN by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:29:30 PM
Millions of commies can't be wrong!
New Indy Transportation Suggestion: by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:31:36 PM
The chariot with those "bullshit goats" (copyrighted by some talkbacker) that are pulling Michele Pfeiffer.
Alas poor Indy, I knew him well... by Spinocus	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:31:43 PM
The time for an Indy sequel passed us a looong time ago. Sure, Spielberg will be directing but based on George's recent cinematic experiences you just know he is going to approve of some craptastic script. Gosh, what a treat it would be if George decided to write the script himself... I still cannot get over the fact that George has already rejected a few Indy 4 scripts. In light of George's recent films you have to wonder what in blazes he considers rejection worthy nowadays... a script that doesn't suck? After the SW prequels George's credibility in the scriptwriting dept. plummeted so deep it went past the crust, through the magma and into the goddamn core.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CONFUSING CONTRAPTION by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:33:14 PM
"How do I make this stop blinking '12:00?!'"
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION by Spinocus	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:33:51 PM
Sorry Cletus, couldn't help stealing some of your thunder.
INDIANA JONES AND THE JOY OF GETTING CARDED by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:33:54 PM
"I've been over 21 for longer than you think, kid." smiles slyly
OFFICIAL LUCASFILM PRESS RELEASE: by Forestal	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:35:31 PM
http://www.lucasfilm.com/press /news/news20070102.html
INDIANA JONES AND THE SEARCH FOR STOOL SOFTENER by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:35:36 PM
YES
Indiana Jones and the corn in his crap that is bigger by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:35:47 PM
than you. True story.
INDIANA JONES AND THE TOUR BUS TRIP TO IOWA by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:36:25 PM
-adventure ensues-
INDIANA JONES AND I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:36:29 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND THE TOUR BUS TRIP TO RENO by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:36:31 PM
-adventure ensues-
INDIANA JONES AND THE BIRTHDAY CARD WITH 25 CENTS IN IT by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:37:18 PM
"Thanks, grampa!"
INDIANA JONES AND THE ONE-ROOM SCHOOLHOUSE STORIES by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:37:20 PM
You know he'll tell 'em again and again.
INDIANA JONES AND THE BLUE HAIR OF DEATH by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:37:29 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND THE REPACKAGED PINK ELEPHANTS by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:38:26 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND THE ACCIDENTAL CRAP IN THE SHOWER by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:40:22 PM
"Let Short Round clean it up, my back hurts."
I thought John Ratzenberger saved SW? by just pillow talk	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:40:44 PM
Because after the first one, they needed a little pick-me-upper...
INDIANA JONES AND THE SEARCH FOR KATE CAPSHAW'S COKE by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:41:03 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND THE LINGERING STARES AT YOUNG GIRLS by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:41:47 PM
brrrr
INDIANA JONES AND THE BEST WHITMAN'S SAMPLER EVER by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:42:56 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND THE FREE DENNY'S BIRTHDAY MEAL by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:42:59 PM
"...and would it kill you to sing to me?"
MetalWater by one9deuce	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:43:35 PM
I'm glad that I was only subjugated to your story ideas for two posts for free, and not for two hours in a movie theater for 10 bucks. And DocPazuzu, absolutely brilliant assessment of MetalWater's post.
INDIANA JONES AND THE AMAZING LUCAS NECK by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:46:14 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND MARTHA RAYE, DENTURE WEARERS by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:47:04 PM
Cue up the theme music!
INDIANA JONES AND THE SEARCH FOR "CHINESE DEMOCRACY" by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:49:08 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND THE SEARCH FOR "CHINESE DEMOCRACY" by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:49:29 PM
YES
Maybe they can alter Harrison Ford's age... by iron pills	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:49:55 PM
with the same technology they used to give Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen a younger appearance in X-Men 3. Hey, I mean if his age is such a big deal to a lot of people. I feel as long as his age is confronted in the movie (which it was a bit in "Raiders"). When Marion asks him "what happened to the man I knew?" and he responded "it's not the man, it's the mileage". I'm actually a bit wary of a 4th film. I thought the trilogy ended perfectly. But a part of me wants to see Indy back in action...
indiana jones IS harrison ford by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:53:07 PM
are you guys morons? wtf? how about a raiders remake mmm with josh hartnett or christian bale, because we all know how good that'd be. enough of the bashing.... "harrison is too old" is getting too old. It's set in the 50's. indy is just as old as harrison - who by the way isn't THAT old....okay will 64 is pretty old but who cares? it's indy not james bond. That said kudos to "Indiana Jones and the damn kids on my lawn" that's comedy gold. This movie will own all.
INDIANA JONES AND THE COLON OF DIVERTICULITIS by Darth_Inedible	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:53:52 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE UNFUNNY OLD MAN JOKE #152
INDIANA JONES AND THE COLON OF DIVERTICULITIS by Darth_Inedible	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:53:52 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE UNFUNNY OLD MAN JOKE #152
chinese democracy should never be released by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:59:08 PM
Guns N Roses had their day, and the "new" line-up is pretty awfu. It sounds like a mess. Granted respect to Axl for listening to whats been happening outside of his mansion for the past 15 years, but ugh it sounds like elton john meets nine inch nails with a bit of moby in their for good measure. Rose shouldnt try to be cutting-edge; there are a million better bands than "guns n roses" who do that stuff more eloquently. The only way Id wanna see GnR continue would be a renuion, and for them to just do an aerosmith. Axl and slash produce shit when theyre apart. Then again I grew out of guns n roses when I was 12 given that the lyrics are mostly purile childish shit. Sweet Child is still an anthem though.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CLIT OF PUSSILIAH by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 02:59:16 PM
40 Year Old Virgin reference, get it?
INDIANA OF THE CARRIBBEAN: OLD MAN'S CHEST by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:03:12 PM
co-starring Keef Richards
yeah koepp is a concern by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:03:33 PM
my inkling would be that darabont went a little "too heavy" with the script and didnt quite get the epicness in there. It's a shame the whole thing has been abandoned. I wonder if koepps script is an entirely new take on the same macguffin or a completely different script altogether. Damn the dvd better have some serious extras on there...
SUN EXCLUSIVE by Fried Gold	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:05:10 PM
Reports coming straight out of Hollywood have exclusivly revealed that the fifth and sixth sequels in the long running Indiana Jones saga will be filmed back-to-back in Australia in 2009 with Brad Pitt currently gunning for the role of the title character's love interest.
Random Axl Rose fact #938 by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:06:07 PM
he got off the rock and on the pies.
INDIANA JONES CAN'T DRIVE 55 by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:06:43 PM
starring Sammy Hagar as the wacky sidekick
INDIANA JONES AND THE PARALLEL PARKING OF DOOM by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:07:27 PM
Dr. Jones, Sr. says, "Indy...there are shum waysh man washn't meant to park, shun!" SMACK "and that'sh for blashhphemy!"
INDIANA JONES AND BOB HOPE CHARITY GOLF TOURNEY by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:07:37 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF PRUNES by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:08:12 PM

appetite for pie by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:08:38 PM
1. welcome to the pieshop 2. pie so easy 3. night pie 4. out ta get pie 5. mr pie 6. paradise pie 7. my pie 8. think about pie 9. sweet pie o' mine 10. you're pie crazy 11. anything pie 12. pie queen
Indiana Jones and The Perscription Drug Plan... by Sonic Reducer	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:09:05 PM
"Give me the Metamucil and I'll give you the whip"
INDIANA JONES AND THE WALK-IN BATHTUB by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:09:40 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE COMFORTABLE DEARFOAMS by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:10:57 PM

Indiana Jones and The Obstructed Bowel... by Sonic Reducer	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:11:23 PM
Starring Hulk Hogan as the Masked Proctologist.
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST OF THE ICY-HOT by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:11:37 PM

Random Slash fact #101 by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:11:46 PM
he can twiddle but doesn't have a decent song in his body.
INDIANA JONES AND THE BLACK SOCK GARTERS by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:12:05 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE SQUEALING HEARING AID by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:13:11 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE NIGHT WITH YOUR MOM by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:13:52 PM
he had to put a medallion on a stick to find out where the fat bitchs cunt started.
INDIANA JONES FEATURING INDIANAPOLIS JONES by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:14:59 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE RANDOM DAN AKROYD CAMEO by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:16:08 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND THE iPOD HE MISTOOK FOR A BAR OF SOAP by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:17:15 PM

Indiana Jones and the Heretical Hemroid by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:17:30 PM
Lance that demon!
INDIANA JONES AND THE FACIAL DROOP by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:19:38 PM

Random BringingSexyBack Fact # 23 by Forestal	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:19:40 PM
He likes it where the sun don't shine ...like Bryan Singer.
INDIANA JONES AND IN MY DAY THINGS WERE DIFFERENT by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:20:40 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE SHAVING OF RON JEREMY'S BACKHAIR by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:20:46 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES CHEWS ON A BANANA FOR 45 MINUTES by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:22:06 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE DREAM WHERE HE GOES TO THE TOILET by misnomer	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:23:12 PM
Indy: ..."damn! I didn't wake up to go after all!!!...short round you're going to have to roll over" Indy whips out shriveled manhood Short Round "That no cookie!"
INDIANA JONES AND THE TALKING NAVIGATION SYSTEM SCARE by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:24:15 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE 35-SECOND FART by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:24:23 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES AND THE GRITTY METAMUCIL by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:24:38 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE NICE BOWL OF HOT OATMEAL by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:26:33 PM
YES
INDIANA JONES CAN'T HEAR A WORD YER SAYIN' SON by Pound Sand	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:26:46 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE SEQUEL... by Forestal	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:30:12 PM
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE 10 YEARS AGO...
Indiana Jones and the Grown Children Too Busy by CreasyBear	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:34:45 PM
To Visit
INDIANA JONES AND THE FIVE LAYERS OF GEORGE LUCAS NECK by Forestal	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:37:05 PM
You know it to be true.
Indiana Jones and the JD of Salinger by palimpsest	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:39:00 PM
...and The Pynchon of Thomas, while we're at it.
Raiders of the Lost Colostomy Bag by palimpsest	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:40:46 PM
Yikes.
Random David Koepp Fact # 144 by palimpsest	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:43:39 PM
David likes to hang around bail bonds offices dressed as Lee Tamahori. This is how he met his life-partner, Akiva.
Little-known George W. Bush Fact #345 by Forestal	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:43:50 PM
Likes it where the sun don't shine...Like Alan Keys.
Well-known Andy Warhol Fact #12 by Forestal	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:49:55 PM
Liked going to parties.
I better be in this fucking movie by The Ghost of Marcus Brody	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:53:55 PM
nigga gotta eat!
Indiana Jones and the Diamond Stud of Midlife Crisis by superninja	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:56:15 PM
Melissa probably didn't get paid enough.
Indiana Jones and the Epsom Salt Enema by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:58:03 PM
Relief at last.
Yack, you are too funny. by superninja	Jan 2nd, 2007 03:58:19 PM
Mr. Snaps is awesome!
Indiana Jones and the Search for Box Office Gold by superninja	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:01:43 PM
Keep lookin', boys.
Indiana Jones and the Man with a Quadruple Chin by Forestal	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:01:49 PM
Coming to a buffet near you.
Indiana Jones and the Search for Gerald Ford's Actual by superninja	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:03:16 PM
Contribution. Okay, that was tacky!
No, fo' realz though. . . by The Ghost of Marcus Brody	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:06:40 PM
If this movie sucks, everything I have come to know and love in this oh so dear life will implode and a paradox will occur that will kill us all.
"INDIANA JONES and this isn't number 2" by JDanielP	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:07:13 PM
I've been laughing so hard at some of these titles... I've got tears running down my cheeks. God, this is funny.
Marcus Brody will NOT be in it! by la_sith	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:08:16 PM
Denholm Elliot died of AIDS years ago... :(
BringingSexyBack by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:09:03 PM
"Calista Flockhart Gotta Eat" = genius.
la_sith by The Ghost of Marcus Brody	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:15:49 PM
Yes i died of AIDS but it is now the future, and my latest issue of Starlog says that they created this computer that helps with the special effects of movies! Fingers crossed!
"Denholm Elliot died of AIDS years ago" by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:19:31 PM
Well, IMDB lists him as appearing in Toy Soldiers as "Headmaster." That probably didn't help.
The Staff of Moses is the McGuffin. by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:31:56 PM
Or else something to do with the Tree of Knowledge, and what with the flaming Cherubim guard and all. Someone probably already suggested it. I'm tentatively optimistic about this news.
Indiana Jones and the Channel of Weather by adambalm	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:39:10 PM
...where he just stares at the tv wondering why he keeps falling asleep before the local on the eights comes on.
Indiana Jones and the Late Life Religious Conversion by adambalm	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:41:17 PM
where he searches for SSI check so he can mail it off to the 700 club
Indiana Geritol by jegoing74	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:47:54 PM
It really is sad that they waited this long. This movie should have went into production in the mid to late ninties.
Indiana Bones and the Zombie in the Mirror by adambalm	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:48:27 PM
Where he can fly into a rage over there being so many blacks and mexicans that now frequent his local Wal-Mart...
Random Axl Rose Fact #545 by moondoggy2u	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:49:10 PM
wears kleenex boxes for shoes, pisses in old jelly jars, and holes away in a private sound studio, ever perfecting Chinese Democracy.
Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Buffet by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:55:06 PM
All you can eat!
Indiana Jones and the Lost Bingo Dauber by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 04:59:20 PM
Goddam it! Where'd it go?
Indiana Jones and the Ice Cold Bedpan by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:02:52 PM
Brrrrrr... my booty's freezing!
Random Axl Rose Fact # 1 by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:06:34 PM
Single handedly saved the world from Chinese Democracy, because he knew it was too soon.
Indiana Jones and the $250 Parfait Brunch... by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:07:24 PM
...just like the old fucks that i just served for! lol..thank god for lazy, old rich ppl!!!
Angus Mcsumthn.. by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:08:40 PM
scroll up...i made that joke already..welcome to the party, pal!
_shogun_ by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:10:42 PM
Great minds... you know.
Raiders of the Osteo Bi-Flex by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:13:41 PM
Gimmee my fix!
Indiana Jones and the Search for Frank Darabont! by future help	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:15:20 PM
script.
Indiana Jones and the Readers of the Last Rites by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:16:12 PM
a.k.a Indiana Jones and the Extreme Unction of Doom
Indiana Jones and The Grandkids PS3 of Mystery... by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:16:55 PM
and DOOM!!! "Now, are you making ALL the people do those things?" "I don't get it" guess so Angus
Indiana Jones and the Loathsome Liver Spot by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:23:08 PM
I need a touchup!
Indiana Jones and the Curse of Incontinence by zacdilone	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:26:27 PM
Don't know if that's been done yet.
Inadiana Jones and The Disappointing Box Office by carpemundus	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:27:49 PM
hope this turns out alright, but we thinks it may be a little too long in between films www.carpemundus.com - charming and decent
Some good titles, but Readers of the Large Print is by FluffyUnbound	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:30:31 PM
still the best title. Some forgotten talkbacker hit new levels of talkback humor with that one, lo these many moons ago.
Lucas drafted a new trilogy but Spielberg said no. by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:47:49 PM
Indiana Jones and the Phantom Penis, Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Bone, Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Whiff.
As Sylvester Stallone told the haters in HIS talkback.. by kilerb	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:49:48 PM
"As for the fellow who has negative things to say about me in the film, I’ll just paraphrase the line from ROCKY when Mr. Gazzo says, “Some people just hate for no reason.” So the only thing they may hate worse than me is actually waking up every morning and knowing they’re still stuck in their depressive brain space. A fly sitting on a pile of cow shit thinks himself a king, so keep the turds rolling. It has no effect." SO TRUE... All you haters are never will be's and have nothing but jealousy and hate on your mind. Funny how Sean Connery can make action movies in his seventies and the second someone tries to tell a story about any action hero later in their life, all the haters come out and act like it can't be done or realistic. I mean, they waited like 5 years to find a script all 3 of them agreed upon. If that's not enough quality control, then maybe you guys are hoping for something that can't even be made. Unreal how pathetic the haters are.
RE: Random BringingSexyBack Fact #166 by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jan 2nd, 2007 05:58:30 PM
"Is Brokebackcowboy." Ooohhh!!! My finger is on the trigger cause that one is just too frakin' easy...
You know fellas... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:01:47 PM
...there was a time when you kept your mouth shut out of respect for the iconic character known as Indiana Jones. Just a friendly reminder.
It's pretty bloody obvious... by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:06:15 PM
Mostly everyone here loves Indiana Jones. God some people take themselves seriously. Have you considered you're the only one with the depressive brain space? That you're the only hater? The thread is over 700 posts long and almost entirely happy spirited, so why stick your troll like oar in? The rest of us are just having a laugh making up some silly names and poking fun at the fact every year they make this same silly announcement and every year Harrison Ford gets another year older and every year nothing happens. You have to admit the twelve year age gap between Connery and Ford has now become rather absurd. "A fly sitting on a pile of cow turd thinks himself a king... SO TRUE"....eh? What the fuck are you talking about? How is that "SO TRUE?" Grow some antlers you dumb moose.
Florida Jones and the iBOT by dirtsandwich	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:06:33 PM
"An adventure becomes a race for time as Florida scrambles to find the $25,000 to pay for this set of wheels before it's to late."
well well well by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:09:33 PM
looks like someone is still trying to make new friends...now appologize for calling everyone cunts, you fucking loser.
I am still in awe of Harry... by mrfan	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:12:49 PM
going down that pole for New Years Eve. Yowee.
also by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:21:51 PM
i'd like to say that my maing up jivey titles is in no way me "hating" on Indy 4. i'm actually really excited about the film and am just doing it in good fun. anyways...cary on,,, Indiana Jones and The Clouding Catorax of DOOM!
my colon sucks by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:23:41 PM
that was meant for stooop Indiana Jones and the Bunch of Cunts? by stooopider Jan 2nd, 2007 06:06:07 PM Starring everyone in here. I'd go see it. ur in the clear colon...now say ur sorry stooop, like a good puppet
by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:25:21 PM

Leave it to Koepp by dirtsandwich	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:25:59 PM
to deliver always on time a lame, fucked over script. Just like WOTW. Are we suppose to feel all fuzzy inside because the big wig directors, stars and writers are collaborating on a dead horse idea? Save the time and money and donate it to NNamdi in Africa.
Indie 4 - The Lost City of Atlantis by Ray Gamma	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:30:39 PM
It has been rumoured for quite some time that the fourth film would be called "Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Atlantis".
lawl by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:37:36 PM
i knew someone would make a backed-up colon joke right after i typed "in the clear" :P lol and Ray...there was an Indy game for the Mac years ago with that same title so i doubt they'd go back to the well on that one
This is... by rosasaks	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:40:30 PM
Some comedy shit from Sly Stallone: "Believe it or not, we're dealing with the Thailand situation, which you know is becoming extremely politically unstable." Wow. First Axl Rose brings "democracy" to China, now Sly Stallone carves up Siam. Divide and Rule, baby! I tell you it all started when Arnold Schwarzenegger conquered California. It just set a bad example. Now these 1980's mega star hell raisers are all setting up banana republics everywhere round the Pacific Rim. We must put a stop to their greed before it's too late! Last night Michael J Fox invaded Hawaii and Ralph Macchio threatened to nuke North Korea. How will you live with yourselves next week if you let Cyndi Lauper become the Queen of Australia? What would Indiana Jones do?
Indiana Jones and the search for Sizzler by R.C. the "Wise"	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:41:15 PM
:^D
Indiana Jones in the quest for Cialis by R.C. the "Wise"	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:42:20 PM
;^D
Indiana Jones and his last hope from SS, GL ,FM andDK by dirtsandwich	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:46:00 PM
No, not Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Frank Marshall and David Koepp, ..................... But Social Security, Government Loans, Family Members and Denture Kreme.
i also heard by Ray Gamma	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:48:03 PM
i also heard a very interesting rumour that the new Indiana Jones movie would involve an enormous labyrinth being built under New York during the 1950's
David Koepp admits: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:48:42 PM
"Actually, Penn and Pacino adlibbed most of Carlito's Way."
David Koepp admits #2: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:51:46 PM
"The first draft of Jurassic Park didn't need any of those silly dinosaurs."
David Koepp admits #3: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:52:54 PM
"I ghost-wrote Patch Adams."
David Koepp admits #4: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:52:59 PM
"Gangsters made me write Spider-Man."
David Koepp admits #5: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:54:41 PM
"I sometimes hurt small animals."
David Koepp admits #6: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 06:57:09 PM
"Towards the end of the 200 day Panic Room shoot, I used to call David Fincher and point out the holes in the plot."
David Koepp admits #7: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:02:55 PM
"I screen The Lost World for potential spouses, to see if they notice my cameo."
David Koepp admits #7: by performingmonkey	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:04:09 PM
War Of The Worlds is shit. But do you think I give a FUCK? No. D'you know why I don't give a FUCK? I'll tell you why. I wrote for Spielberg, you didn't. Oh, and I get PAID to write about dinosaurs. So fuck you all.
David Koepp admits #8: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:06:11 PM
"I write all my scripts with spaces where the vowels should be, and leave the director to fill them in with a red pen."
Calista Flockhart to cameo as Indy's bullwhip - FACT by performingmonkey	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:10:10 PM
I just asked Koepp and he admitted it. He fucking admitted it, the sick-ass punk motherfuck. He also admitted Indy 4 is about aliens building Atlantis.
Frank Darabont's script? by MattyAGoGo	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:11:30 PM
I've heard rumors that his INDY 4 script is floating around online somewhere. Anybody got the goods?
Give the fedora to Clooney. by Flim Springfield	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:33:22 PM
Yep, I said it.
David Koepp admits #9: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:43:05 PM
"I show homeless people my bank statements."
David Koepp admits #10: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:46:30 PM
"I regularly sneak into Scott Frank's office and drop crumbs on his keyboard."
David Koepp admits #11: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:52:51 PM
"Whenever I take a cab, I explain to the driver what Mission: Impossible was about and refuse to tip if they still don't understand it."
David Koepp admits #12: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:54:09 PM
"Sometimes genocide is necessary."
harrison fords a friggin actor by LarryTheCableGuy	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:54:31 PM
he'll put the hat and jacket on, crack the whip and he'll pull off the same badass character for at least one last time. he'll play an older indy in the post ww2 communist age, going after some rad magical artifact and it will be awesome. i have no fear in this one because i'm not real picky. sure, they could f it up somehow, but i doubt it. just don't make it a huge reunion movie and don't fill it with wacky old girlfriend scenes. i'd dig it if marion and him get together at the end and if dad makes an appearence, almost like he did in robinood. and if he has a daughter... hmm. i guess he always needs a chick by his side, and i'm sure marion ravenwood couldnt handle all the action. natalie portman is hot.
harrison fords a friggin actor by LarryTheCableGuy	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:54:33 PM
he'll put the hat and jacket on, crack the whip and he'll pull off the same badass character for at least one last time. he'll play an older indy in the post ww2 communist age, going after some rad magical artifact and it will be awesome. i have no fear in this one because i'm not real picky. sure, they could f it up somehow, but i doubt it. just don't make it a huge reunion movie and don't fill it with wacky old girlfriend scenes. i'd dig it if marion and him get together at the end and if dad makes an appearence, almost like he did in robinood. and if he has a daughter... hmm. i guess he always needs a chick by his side, and i'm sure marion ravenwood couldnt handle all the action. natalie portman is hot.
indie scripts online by LarryTheCableGuy	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:01:26 PM
theres an atlantis video game i think, and there's a bunch of scripts online, spear of destiny, sword of arthur, aliens, you name it. just google it. i'd like to see indiana fight in a snow, hope he goes upto the north pole or something
"The original three weren't perfect, not even Raiders" by bah	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:01:57 PM
Ooo, I disagree. Raiders WAS perfect. There's not a thing about that movie I would change (in fact, I'm steamed that they removed the cobra reflections on the DVD). Not one word of dialogue, not one shot, not one special effect. "Temple of Doom" made up for it, though. In spades.
David Koepp admits #13: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:05:11 PM
"I am the only person who didn't work on Con Air to have a Con Air Scrapbook and crew sweatshirt."
David Koepp admits #14: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:12:04 PM
"I speak faster when talking to old people."
David Koepp admits #15: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:14:36 PM
"Me and my buddies have a weekly poker game where we bet with items of hospital waste instead of chips."
There will now be a Q & A with Harrison... by XxSoulFlyxX	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:14:55 PM
Where Harry will have us all ask Harrison questions and he answers until Indiana Jones 4 is made. Only it will relaly be Sly answering them.
David Koepp admits #16: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:21:15 PM
"I etch my initials into the paint of every rental car I use, and keep the slivers of removed paint in glass jars, arranged on a shelf alphabetically by make and model."
Indiana Jones and the Continuing Rape of Your Childhood by Optimus Murphy	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:22:16 PM
Here we go again!!!!!
David Koepp admits #17: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:31:08 PM
"The day Jurassic Park broke 500 million at the worldwide box office, I organised my High School Reunion."
Indiana Jones and the Lost Woody. by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:34:22 PM
I'm wilting! I'm wilting!
Indiana Jones and the Hairline of Gloom by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:36:22 PM
Pass the Propecia!
Indiana Jones meets the Harlem Globetrotters by LarryTheCableGuy	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:41:02 PM
either theyre evil or good guys, eeither way they'd be trotting the globe, probly start the movie off in harlem and move on from there. at the end indiana slam dunks some gold monkey or whatever the macguffin is...
David Koepp admits #18: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:42:00 PM
"When talking to Tom Cruise, I don't look at his eyes, but at his forehead."
David Koepp admits #19: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:44:15 PM
"I leave dogs locked in cars during the summer."
David Koepp admits #20: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:49:53 PM
"I thought Ingmar Bergman was that chick from Casablanca."
David Koepp admits #21: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:55:50 PM
"After not getting the Spider-Man 2 gig, I circulated rumours that Alvin Sargent and Sam Raimi were romantically involved."
David Koepp admits #22: by Dick Nicely	Jan 2nd, 2007 08:57:35 PM
"I don't wash the left side of my body."
Indiana Jones and the Bubba Ho-tep Mysteries by TheJoker	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:27:58 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Nose Hair Jungle by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:32:12 PM
Unleash the snot monkeys!
TOO SOON!!!!! by Johnno	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:52:50 PM
Because Harrison Ford is too old! We need to wait till he has a kid that looks just like him and then grows up, raised and fashioned and trained his entire life to take on the role of Indy for Indy 4 and subsequent sequels, his raison d'etre!
INDIANA JONES PLAYS INDIANA JONES FOR NINTENDO WII! by Johnno	Jan 2nd, 2007 09:55:00 PM
Watch the eldery enjoy swinging that Wiimote like a whip, fighting with the Wii mote like it was a snake, and moving their arms up and down wiht the Wii mote to outrun that rock! RUN BITCH! RUN!
Indiana Jones and the Bristly Brows by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:08:42 PM
Pluck those suckas!
Indiana Jones and the Centenarian Sponge Bath by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:22:49 PM
Yeah baby!
No Nazis I assume.... Then forget it. by Quake II	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:27:45 PM
Temple Of Doom was the worst of the 3 Indy films because there was no interesting villian. Nazi Germany was the greatest villian the 20th Century or Indy has ever faced. What could top that? Another "evil cult" that lives in a cave?
might as well chime in by imageburn13	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:29:27 PM
Lets see if we can get this TB over 1000! All I wanted to say is that this is just great. It will be wonderful to see our buddy up there kicking some ass. Spielberg will not sell it up the river, he'll shoot film. And I recall reading he will keep the stunts classy; ie. cg-less. Its so on. And yes, Karen Allen for the love interest. Also whoever suggested Hiro for Shortround, you win bonus points.
Can we show some support here? by Proman1984	Jan 2nd, 2007 10:54:46 PM
I mean I know most of the jokes are done in good nature but come on, it's first Spielberg's pure action adventure since the 80s. I for one am excited to see what he comes up. I know he had enough time ot prepare for this. This movie will rock.
First time I've ever been first in a popular talkback. by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:05:43 PM
other than the announcement of the Sly messages.
Indiana Jones and the Vagina of Death by Position3DAT	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:15:09 PM
'Nuff said.
Indiana Jones and the Gums of Elder by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:16:44 PM

Indiana Jones and the Sankara Gallstones by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:22:00 PM

Indiana Jones and the Girth of Midriff by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:54:59 PM

Indiana Jones and the Back Hair Tapestry by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:56:25 PM

Indiana Jones and the Assisted Living Apartment of Doom by AnnoyYou	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:05:20 AM
Jesus H. Christ, they're actually going ahead with this? What the hell is he going to do, wheeze through the action scenes and take herbal Viagra for the love scenes (which will undoubtedly take place with an under-30 actress, which will make Ford look worse than Woody Allen, even)? This should have been done ten years ago -- uh, the ship has sailed on this one. And yeah, yeah, I know all about "Rocky Balboa," but really, aren't people going to this film to witness the horror of Stallone's really bad face-lift and dye-job (not to mention those terrifying, Uncle Leo-like eyebrows)?
Orlando Jones and The Case of Mistaken Cities by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:17:30 AM
also known as "Who the Fuck Cast Me in this Movie?"
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of Art Shell by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:18:50 AM
there's a coin flip for ya
I hate it when people know tb tricks that I don't. by Shermdawg	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:20:25 AM
Wow, AICN added Sigs! I HATE SIGS!
And yes I know Indiana isn't a city by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:21:38 AM
work with me here
Two Men. One Hat. by Captain Mal	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:24:19 AM
That's about the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. Nice work.
Indiana Jones and The Dick in a Box by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:24:32 AM
Dillingers penis is stolen from the Smithsonian and Justin Timberlake sings the closing credits...MacGuffin that!
Ok, you see my comment in the last post? by Shermdawg	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:25:00 AM
Somehow yesterday, when I logged in I was taken to a page that had a bunch of stats and options for my account, I don't know how, or why I ended up there. One of the options was to create your own sig, and the comment above is what I entered. Now, I go nd try to pull off the subject only post (still haven't figured that one out) and tr to post without anything in the comment section and what do ya know? My sig shows up. lol.
George Lucas random fact by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:33:47 AM
in an attempt at inventing a new digital film technology, Lucas cloned himself 3 times. Wanting to take an extended vacation he handed over directing duties for the Star Wars prequels to his clones while gorging on ladyboys in bangkok and posting on TB's as a Don Murphy stooge.
stooop... by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:45:54 AM
wheres the appology, dick? and am i supposed to be impressed that you've A. stepped out into the sun B. talked to a girl cashier while buying a fucking Moon Pie? who gives a fuck...heres the deal, you friendless gimp 1. i have a good paying job, a car and am old enough to drink, smoke, buy a gun, buy porn and vote...so trust me, my mom letting me go out to play on friday night isnt all that exciting anymore. someday when u can grow something besides a sad teenage mustache, youll understand. 2. as for girls, im fucking married so to put it bluntly, i have hot and cold running pussy on tap, so yeah...mission accomplished. altho you wouldnt understand what a relationship is like since the closest thing you have to one is when ur mom feeds you...she really should look into weening. harry, ban this fucking child seeing as how he provides nothing to this site.
Random Steven Speilberg fact by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:51:17 AM
Beats Chuck Norris in cement block breaking challenges, EVERY TIME!!
Talkbacker Factoid by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:57:52 AM
65% of TB'ers prefer their chili with no beans
Talkbacker Factoid by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:00:14 AM
5% of TB'ers spellcheck by proofreading, 95% don't give a shit
Talkbacker Factoid by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:04:01 AM
82% of TB'ers find it easier to preform a clever play on words than perform a smart play on stage.
Talkbacker Factoid by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:29:21 AM
80% of all talkbacker will be in line opening day for Transformers dressed in cardboard box costumes. Another 15% will go with sunglasses, a fake mustache and a Snidel Whiplash-esque cape. 4.99% will stand by their convictions and not see the film. MCMLXXVI will indeed not see the film in theatres, but WILL be home watching a bootleg version on his computer while crying and feverishly masterbating using Optimus Prime Shampoo as lube.
Snidely^^^^^ by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:32:10 AM
is what i meant...edit button plz, harry
Harrison Ford tidbit by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:34:42 AM
was rumored to go on an 8 hour, F bomb laced, rant upon hearing he lost out on the lead role for Snakes On A Plane. The earlybird crowd at Denny's, not amused.
Meanwhile... by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:41:27 AM
A waiter saved the life of Calista Flockhart, who had fallen into her poached egg after catching a stray Ford roundhouse-ish kick. Said the waiter"Thank God we still serve cheerio's".
methinks... by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:45:36 AM
that S mart shopper writes for Leno :P
Indiana Jones and the Macguffin to end all Macguffins by wackybantha	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:16:53 AM
The Macguffin will be a jewel that is actually a human being.....oh wait...that's been done.
V for Varicose by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:20:40 AM

Indiana Jones and the LOL of Doom by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:25:03 AM
Fucking, if you don't mind me saying, hell. I've been at work for an hour and I haven't done a damn thing thanks to you funny bastards. Keep it up. If only there were some way to channel all this creative energy into screenplay form. I think it would be pretty damn entertaining.
Indiana Jones and The Runaway Rascal of DOOM! by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:28:44 AM
last on for the night ;) I'm out.
Indiana Jones and the Stones of the Kidney by nalapou	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:31:58 AM
this movie will rule.
I LOVE ILLINOIS SMITH!!! by wackybantha	Jan 3rd, 2007 04:22:27 AM
LONG LIVE GEORGE SPIELBERG AND STEVEN LUCAS!!!
I still say Indy 4 won't happen... by Undead Neverhood	Jan 3rd, 2007 06:04:45 AM
Been saying this for a while, and I'm sticking with it. There is PLENTY of time for this project to be cancelled or pushed back yet agin for the 64th time. And even on the slim chance that Indy 4 does get made this time...it will be too little, too late, and it will be the wrong thing anyway. Of course if it does get made (Which it won't), I hope its good but I'm certainly not going to bet 2 dollars on it much less the entire farm for that matter whether its going to be good or even at least tolerable.
S mart shopper & the_shogun_gunslinger by just pillow talk	Jan 3rd, 2007 07:04:30 AM
God bless both of you! I feel very energized after reading some of that funny shit. This will get me through at least an hour at work. (maybe)
I also think INDY 4 isn't happening. by Orbots Commander	Jan 3rd, 2007 07:28:30 AM
Just because Lucas announced it doesn't mean it's a done deal. It could easily become derailed before it goes into pre-production. Plus, I also think that an INDY 4 is a bad idea. LAST CRUSADE ended the series on a perfect note---why tarnish the character? I'm sure Lucas, Spielberg or Ford don't really need the money or a hit that badly.
Indiana Jones and the Need for a Manzere! by Orbots Commander	Jan 3rd, 2007 07:29:58 AM
...Or a Bro.
Indiana Jones and the lack of respect for your elders by NachoNegro	Jan 3rd, 2007 07:32:16 AM
The thing is, you people have no faith. You spent all your time slagging off Stallone, and now all of a sudden you're furiously auto-fellating to his every word. The same situation will arise next year, when Indy IV comes out, and (for a short time at least) you will all be 12 years old again.
Scene in TEMPLE OF DOOM that has always puzzled me. . . by Mutant Leader	Jan 3rd, 2007 08:52:33 AM
Remember that scene in which Indy is lying down and screaming, writheing as he kicks over those candles? What the FUCK was up with THAT? Did they put him to BED like Lucy van Pelt and Linus? ;-) Did Mola Ram hold his hand and say 'he's feverish'? :)
Dick Nicely - your posts had me pissing myself! by kinghenryVIII	Jan 3rd, 2007 08:53:30 AM
Damn! As much as I want this movie to happen - this TB is some funny shit. keep it rollin'.
Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Dented Fender by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 08:55:15 AM
Great laughs.
Random Spielberg fact # 273 by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 08:56:52 AM
Went on a drunken DUI rant about Australians.
Indiana Jones and his Trip to Branson, Missouri by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:05:58 AM
Who knew he was such a fan of country music?
Indiana Jones Shoots First by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:11:58 AM
Oops. I forgot that George Lucas is involved. (heh,heh)
Indiana Jones and the Polyester Suit of Doom by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:22:46 AM
Sweet.
Indiana Jones and the Poor Personal Hygene by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:40:31 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Blue Veins Web of Doom by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:42:11 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Blue Veins Web of Doom by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:42:15 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Gimped Talkback! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:43:32 AM
I know I didn't click post three times damnit.
Indiana Jones and the Blue Veins Web of Doom by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:43:38 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Thrilling Coupon Adventure by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:45:21 AM
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kinghenryVIII - by just pillow talk	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:45:29 AM
You and Indy now have something in common. (he pisses himself too, but because of OLD age, not laughter...aaahh old jokes)
Indiana Jones and the Magical Talkback... by just pillow talk	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:46:44 AM
3 times the charm...
Indiana Jones and the "Lands End" Catalogue by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:47:38 AM
of Doom.
Indiana Jones and the Hard to Open Fickle Jar Jar Binks by just pillow talk	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:50:28 AM
meesa like Indy.
Indiana Jones and the Shingles of Fury by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:50:46 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Magical Senior Discount by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:51:50 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Lap Dogs of Fate by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:54:34 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Deteriorating Posture by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:55:25 AM
(of doom).
Indiana Jones and the Lethal Icy Steps by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:56:13 AM
of doom!
Indiana Jones and the Christian Science Monitor by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:57:19 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Loss of Muscle Mass by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:58:57 AM
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Indiana Jones & the 875 National Geographic Backissues! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:59:02 AM
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Indiana Jones Can't be Trusted With a Car Anymore by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:00:42 AM
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Raiders of the lost AARP. by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:01:09 AM

Indiana Jones & the Temple Of Scientology by oscarbait	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:02:28 AM
sounds scary...and adventerous!
INDIANA JONES AND THERMOSTAT SET TO 82 DEGREES by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:02:31 AM

INDIANA JONES AND THE BOTTOMLESS POT OF DECAF by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:03:29 AM

Indiana Jones and the Overactive Prostate by oscarbait	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:04:08 AM
Now Indy has a bigger problem with snakes...HIS OWN!
INDIANA JONES AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD NOW by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:04:42 AM

Indiana Jones and the Model Railroading Obsession! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:06:13 AM
cmon, lots of creepy old men love model trains, right?
INDIANA JONES AND THE POORLY ATTENDED EMERITUS LECTURE by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:06:37 AM

Indiana Jones &The Reason His Kids Never Call Or Visit by oscarbait	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:07:26 AM
I want to take them to a museum!
Indiana Jones and the Tweed Suit by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:08:31 AM
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Raiders Of The Lost Argghhh, My Back! by oscarbait	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:09:33 AM
yeah!
Indiana Jones and the journey to Lowe's by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:10:02 AM
to get a kickass new birdfeeder. Of Doom.
INDIANA JONES AND THE NEW TENNIS BALLS ON MY WALKER by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:10:06 AM

Indiana Jones and the Refusal to Shave by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:11:14 AM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE LONG TELEMARKETER CONVERSATION by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:11:25 AM

Indiana Jones and the legend of Centrum Silver by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:11:54 AM

INDIANA JONES AND THE PEOPLE WHO LOVED HIM MOST by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:12:32 AM

Indiana Jones and the Ass Dimples by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:13:09 AM
Crusade.
INDIANA JONES AND THE NEWFANGLED ELECTRIC BLANKET by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:13:13 AM

INDIANA JONES' FAMILY REUNION FEATURING INDIANA JONES by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:14:08 AM

Indiana Jones and the Dibbuk in his Chimney by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:14:27 AM
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Indiana Jones and the pigeons at the park gotta eat by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:14:49 AM

Indiana Jones and the Big Band Funeral Music by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:15:12 AM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE GROCERY STORE DEFIBRILLATOR by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:15:16 AM

INDIANA JONES DANCES ON AIR by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:16:06 AM

Indiana Jones and the Dry Brisket of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:16:11 AM
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INDIANA JONES AND HIS GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:17:29 AM

INDIANA JONES AND THE WHEELCHAIR WHEELIE by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:18:32 AM

Indiana Jones and the confounded walker with wheels by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:18:45 AM

Indiana Jones and the Latkes of Angst! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:18:55 AM
I love how in my world, old Indy is Jewish. Hence the dibbuk joke. True story through, my Grandfather thought there was a dibbuk (a Jewish Gremlin) living in his chimney. Turns out it was just a black squirrel.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CRUMPLED KLEENEX HANDSHAKE by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:19:54 AM

Indiana Jones and the bus trip to Atlantic City by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:20:40 AM

Indiana Jones and antiquing in Vermont by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:21:53 AM

INDIANA JONES AND THE COLLECTION OF OLD BOX-TOPS by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:22:15 AM

INDIANA JONES LOOKS SO PEACEFUL by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:23:19 AM

Indiana Jones and the squirrels in the attic by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:23:24 AM

INDIANA JONES AND THE NOTICEABLE TREMOR by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:26:48 AM

Indiana Jones IV:The Quest for Peace and Quiet by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:29:24 AM
do you have to make such a racket?
Indian Jones IV: A New Soap on a Rope by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:36:46 AM
so I don't drop it, slip trying to pick it up, and break my hip
Indiana Jones IV: The Voyage to the Retirement Home by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:38:18 AM
don't forget me!!!
Indiana Jones and the Wonder of it All by just pillow talk	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:41:26 AM
Foxwoods!
Indiana Jones and the Mobile Home by just pillow talk	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:42:41 AM
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Indiana Jones 4: The Depends by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:44:02 AM
Just when you thought it was safe to sit near grandpa
Sean Connery Says #1: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:47:43 AM
"He pullsh a muschle, you pull a hip; he shensh one of yoursh to the retirement home, you shend one of hish to the intenshive care ward. That'sh the archaeology way."
INDIANA JONES AND THE UNSTEADY GAIT by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:51:35 AM

Sean Connery Says #2: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:52:29 AM
"I find that if I jusht shit down and think, the sholushion preshentsh itshelf... although, plenty of bran in your diet alsho helpsh."
Sean Connery Says #3: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:53:35 AM
"Ishn't that jusht like a nazi? Bringsh a holy grail to a drinking contesht."
Sean Connery Says #4: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:56:19 AM
"Loshersh alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnersh go to the easht wing and get a shponge bath."
Sean Connery Says #5: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:57:44 AM
"I have a unique knowledge of thish resht home fashility. I wash formerly a guesht here."
Sean Connery Says #6: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:04:32 AM
"We will pash through the American patrolsh, pasht their shonar netsh and lay off their largesht shitty, and lishten to their country folk mushic while we reminish."
Sean Connery Says #7: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:06:08 AM
"Crude and shlow clanshman, your attack wash no better than that of a clumshy Messchershmitt."
Indiana Jones and the Large Print READERS DIGEST by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:11:19 AM
No bi-focals required.
Indiana Jones and the Magic of Prune Juice by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:16:08 AM
Cleans out the plumbing every time.
Sean Connery Says by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:16:29 AM
"Trebek, you shir..are a homo!"
Sean Connery Says #8: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:17:07 AM
"Red wine with fish. That should have improved my chanshesh with the duty nurshe."
Raiders of the OOPS! I Crapped My Pants by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:18:08 AM
:)
Somebody looking for the Aquaf@g TB? by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:19:07 AM
Try the Talkback that is blackjack x 1000. I'm not posting a link and I strongly caution you NOT to add any posts as the proprietors of AICN do not look favorably on it. Sorry if this is a double-post, but the previous one didn't show up.
Indiana Jones and the"these were on SNL"Skits by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:21:13 AM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Schweaty Balls
Sean Connery Says by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:24:18 AM
"I waash in HighLander, you fedora wear prick!"
Sean Connery Asks by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:26:33 AM
"You're the dog now, man?"
Sean Connery Says #9: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:26:56 AM
"My dear Adsho, we musht not allow ourshelvesh to be influenshed by irrashional rumoursh of the Antichrisht, eh? Let ush inshtead exshershishe out brainsh trying to sholve thish crosshword puzzshle."
NEVER in my life have I LAUGHED so hard at AICN. by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:27:29 AM
Really, I get tears streaming from laughter, ...all because of a select number of my fellow talkbackers have a great sense of humor. Bravo. Harry needs to rank these titles or something.
Alabama Saban and The Last Crusade for a Win by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:32:26 AM
Raiders of the Lost Season, Temple of I Didn't Do it for the Money
Sean Connery Says #10: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:32:38 AM
"My dear nurshe, don't flatter yourshelf. What I did thish evening wash for exshtra bacon bitsh in my omlette. You don't think it gave me any pleashure, do you?"
Indiana Jones and the Search for his Vintage Playboys by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:33:01 AM
I'll help.
Indiana Jones and the... uh, Something or Other. by Zarles	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:38:54 AM
Damn kids!
Indiana Jones and the TB of 1,000 Posts by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:46:43 AM
congrats, fellow geeks.
Speilberg says to Lucas by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:47:36 AM
"Don't fuck this up like Bay and those fucking robots!"
Humphrey Bogart Says #1: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:48:26 AM
"Those darned nazis. Always some religious artefact or other. I took a cab over to the Skywalker Ranch - cute driver, she was the one offered me a tip - and questioned the fat man. What was this Falcon, anyway? Was Millennium a code name for Maltese? I offered him a couple of C-notes to spill the beans, but he tried to sell me some toys. I told him, if I wanted to play games, I'd be at home with a deck of cards and a single malt. He didn't take. I don't understand these Californians."
Indiana Jones and the Fear of the Outdoors! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:49:20 AM
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Indiana Jones and The Blue Screen He's Trying to Skip by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:52:08 AM
Rocks off of
What would Indiana Jones do for a Klondike Bar? by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:52:45 AM
Face a pit full of snakes? Chase a Nazi truck on horseback? Teach an underaged Chinese kid how to drive? Actually drive to BERLIN to retrieve his father's Grail Diary?!
Indiana Jones and the Befuddling New Hearing Aids by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:55:04 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Failing Kidneys by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:55:57 AM
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Humphrey Bogart Says #2: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:56:28 AM
"In my day, fella didn't need a whip, and a six-shooter was ten minutes at the craps table. A hat was all. Fella walks into a room with his wits and a hat, walks out with a dame. Holy Grail? Might as well be a porcelain teacup, long as it holds a whisky and soda without disintegratin'."
What does a Peppermint Patty do for Indiana Jones? by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:00:08 PM
It makes him feel like he's sledding down an icy mountain in India with Shorty and Willie Scott! It makes him want to brave the cold streets of Nepal just to reach the Raven's Nest! It makes him...eh, there's no snow in Last Crusade, is there?
Indiana Jones and the Foreboding Sense of Mortality by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:00:58 PM
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Indiana Jones and the 18 Hour Hand-Job by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:01:41 PM
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INDIANA JONES AND THE T.E.D. HOSE by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:04:22 PM

INDIANA JONES : LIVE AT LEEDS by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:05:45 PM

What would Indiana Jones do for a Klondike Bar? Pt II by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:06:32 PM
Indy would ride in a plane with a pet snake named Reggie! Indy would throw sand in the face of a Huge Nazi mechanic! Indy would cheat at poker with ShortRound! Indy would motorcycle joust with Nazis!
INDIANA JONES AND THE PRE-PAID BURIAL PLAN OPTION by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:07:20 PM

INDIANA JONES PRESS "ONE'" NOW by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:08:42 PM

Indiana Jones and the attack of midget nazis. by mrfan	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:09:44 PM
I can see Indy on top of a hill. His woman at his side when she screams. She says that there are millions of ants headed their way. Indy tells her those aren't ants. Those are midget nazis. He hates midget nazis.
INDIANA JONES AND THE SUMMERTIME SWEATPANTS by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:10:15 PM

What would Indiana Jones do for a Klondike Bar? Pt III by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:11:59 PM
Indy would cut the rope bridge over the croc-infested river! He would keep his eyes shut even though the Ark was being opened! He would hang on to a Nazi submarine while it travelled through the Mediterranean! A younger Indy would steal Coronado's Cross and try to hide on a circus train!
INDIANA JONES AND THE ROGUE CARAWAY SEED by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:12:06 PM
OUCH
Indiana Jones and the... Ah Fuck I'm Spent. by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:12:45 PM
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Humphrey Bogart Says #3: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:13:44 PM
"Treasure's for the Sierra Madre. Fella works in a class fulla teacher's pets, he's gotta take advantage. A honey don't leave an apple on your desk without expectin' course credit. She was tryin' to scribe an essay on primitive Amazonian mating rituals. Well, I cleared up my appointments for the day and scheduled a private demonstration. She'd gotten the words "Love You" on her eyelids. I like a dame that can spell. And a spell's exactly what she cast."
INDIANA JONES AND I'VE LIVED A GOOD LIFE by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:14:31 PM

Indiana Jones and his Yiddish Stories for Young People by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:19:03 PM
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It was a good run, Ricky. by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:28:43 PM
Per one of your posts way, way back: Indiana Jones vs. Carlos Baerga Indiana Jones vs. Ron Gant Indiana Jones vs. Gary Gaetti (hell yeah!) Indiana Jones vs. Pascual Perez Indiana Jones vs. Pedro Guerrero Indiana Jones vs. Randy Johnson Indiana Jones vs. Frank Thomas circa early 90's This could go on all day...
Indiana Jones vs. Humphrey Bogart for the love of Ilsa by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:31:02 PM
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INDIANA JONES CALLS HIS WIFE "MAMA." by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:33:18 PM

Indiana Jones vs. Bogey for the Maltese Falcon by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:35:28 PM
Sidney Greenstreet to cameo as Salah's brother "Ahmed". Peter Lorre to play "Nazi Stooge #1".
Indiana Jones vs. Eddie Shore by just pillow talk	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:36:49 PM
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Humphrey Bogart Says #4: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:37:06 PM
"Shanghai was a helluva place, I'll give it that. Kids rear-endin' rickshaws and dames in sequin dresses singin' and dancin'. Fella couldn't ask for more. But the plane ride outta there? Call me a square but I like an in-flight magazine and a stewardess with mile-high qualifications in hospitality. If I wanted chickens I'd be in Kentucky. In the end, we took a boat. I recalled the boat I'd sailed in the Africas with the preacher's wife. Now there was a classy broad."
Dick #3 might still be my favorite, but #4 was quite by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:41:26 PM
funny, too. Keep'em coming.
Indian Jones and The One Minute Cached Titles by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:45:34 PM
Indiana Jones and the 5 dollar doctor scholls rebate, Raiders of the lost prescription card, Indiana Jones and the Power of Atttorney, Indiana Jones and The Tennis Ball on a Stick is Your Co-star, Indiana Jones and Tell Your Bitch to Eat a Cheeseburger
Old Indiana Jones: the Methuselah Chronicles by Ricky Henderson	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:46:02 PM
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Humphrey Bogart Says #5: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:46:25 PM
"Ilsa showed me how they say goodbye in Austria. I showed her the hard-boiled method: a cigarette and a smile full of wry. Turns out she was just lookin' for a way outta there, like every other soul. She had the Falcon, but I had Sam and his piano. Eighty-eight keys, that's all I needed. Eighty-eight keys and a song. In the end she flew like a falcon, and I settled for a hilla beans. Fella could get rich with a hilla beans."
Lauren Bacall Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:56:59 PM
"You know how to crack a whip, don't you? You just flick your wrist and avoid the chin."
Simon Says #1 by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:57:17 PM
"That was dreadfull! You are not going to L.A.! I've read talkbacks with more harmony and Paula stop crying, he was barely 18 and couldn't even spell clitoris, really!"
Simon Says #2 by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 12:59:59 PM
Hop on one foot
Weekend at Indy's by Meglos	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:05:19 PM
Two wacky archaeology interns (as played by Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy) try to pretend that their murdered professor is really alive, but the Nazi midget/murderer is out to "finish him off”! Indy may be dead, but he’s still the life of the party! Harrison Ford’s salary for “Weekend at Indy’s” = One meeeeelion dollars.
Sidney Greenstreet Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:05:42 PM
"The Ahk of the Covenant! Yegads, nevah has there been such a prize. One does not clews their eyes to such majesty, one looks into the very haht of deity and comes face to face with God!"
Peter Lorre Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:11:01 PM
"Yesss, you will give me the idol, pleassse, and I will give you the wheep."
Indiana Jones and The Spastic Colon by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:12:14 PM
I feel I can stop while I'm ahead(in my own mind). Major props to other Tb'ers, there needs to be a best of Titles list.
Tom Selleck's Moustache Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:23:50 PM
"I don't need your fertility idols and I don't need your hat. I had a baby with Steve Guttenberg and Ted Danson. I was directed by Spock! I'm in the NRA, I woulda come up with that "shoot the sword guy" thing, too. I was Magnum, PI! Named after a gun. What were you, named after a dog named after a state? Go fuck youself, in a PG-13 kinda way."
Indiana Jones and the Drifting of his Buick Park Avenue by Orbots Commander	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:26:44 PM
And you know he keeps that sucker in tip top show-room condition.
I've got it! Make Chuck Norris Indy's long lost by superninja	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:33:12 PM
brother who is really an alien, but Chuck will kick some ass so who cares?
Bruce Campbell says by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:33:58 PM
"Awe, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby.";)
Okay last one by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:38:20 PM
Indiana Jones and The Fart That Smelled Like Vicks Vapor Rub
Indiana Jones in Sexy Time by Proman1984	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:40:49 PM
Will you still sex me when I'm 64?
Robert Downey, Jr Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:44:43 PM
"Hi, I'm Robert Downey, Jr. The original "Junior". What is this Indiana Jones, what is he, sixty-three? Sixty-four? If I wanted to see an ancient carpenter battling the forces of evil I'd be in church with a New Testament and a tub fulla mushrooms. Yeah, I know Calista Flockhart, sure, although I gotta say her profile looks like a slightly bent matchstick. Still, who doesn't love matches? Invented after the gas lighter, don'tcha know. Hey, I was in a Woody Allen flick. What were you in, Harrison? That desert island movie with whatsherface Heche?"
Ali vs. Holmes... by Childe Roland	Jan 3rd, 2007 01:47:07 PM
...is the best comparison ever. Thanks, Marmoset, no need for me to comment on Ford's age/diminished capacity at this point. Instead let's just focus on what an unnecessary idea this is. I mean, Indy didn't go out on a crappy Rocky V note, so no one was really looking to give the character closure. What's the point of this, really, unless the title ends up being: Indiana Jones and the Return Trip to the Ancient Well?
Indiana Jones and the Roswell Incident by wackybantha	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:14:22 PM
If this is the movie, I will die of excitement.
Indiana Jones and the Smell of Vape Rub by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:14:55 PM
Classic.
Indiana Jones and the Bingo Club All-Nighter by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:23:59 PM
Talk about going the extra mile.
Indiana Jones and the Backed-Up Winnnebago Commode by Meglos	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:28:46 PM
Marion! Get the ladle!
Indiana Jones and the Last Fig Newton by NoHubris	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:32:31 PM

well, now that this is actaully happening... by VoteRoslin08	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:32:41 PM
i am finally willing to start feeling weird that their doidn this movie. i guess speilberg is involved and i still trust him to some extent but any involvment by Licas makes me nervous... I don't hate the new trilogy as much as I should, but I hate the idea of ruining something long since over that I consider pretty damn great... (i was a kid when I saw 'Temple'... i know its not the greatest, but I love it). Im just hoping that the CGI is used where appropriate. Aside from that, its gonna be what ti will be.
No Hulk Hogan refs? by Meglos	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:33:14 PM
It's just not a TB if we don't cast the Hulkster in the role: "Don't call me Junior, Brother!"
Nicely, you outdid yourself with Downey by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:34:25 PM
I thought the Greenstreet was my fave until I got to the Robert Downey one. Bravo!
Indiana Jones: Duel of the Canes by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:39:16 PM
On guard!
Indiana Jones: The Phantom Indiana Jones by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:50:45 PM
Many of these, like the one above, are so stupid they're funny.
Indiana Jones: Revenge of the Curmudgeon by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 02:59:16 PM
Do you sense a pattern, here?
Indiana Jones: I'd Rather Be Fishing by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:01:10 PM
Easier on the back.
Indiana Jones and the Fly-swatter of Doom by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:09:42 PM
Die, flies! Die!
Indiana Jones has Ben Gay every Thursday Night by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:13:22 PM
heh,heh ...man, that's dumb.
Indiana Jones and the Parking Lot of Doom by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:24:23 PM

Indiana Jones and the lost degree of by monkeybrow	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:30:51 PM
Ripon College
Indiana Jones and the lost degree of by monkeybrow	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:31:29 PM
Ripon College
Indiana Jones and the lost degree of by monkeybrow	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:31:46 PM
Ripon College
sorry by monkeybrow	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:34:11 PM
for the triple
Indiana Jones and that Damn Lid of the Mayonnaise Jar by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:35:03 PM

Indiana Jones and the Snow Covered Sidewalk of Doom by JDanielP	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:35:59 PM
Best to leave the snow shoveling for the young-bucks.
Indiana Jones and the creeping by monkeybrow	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:41:42 PM
ear hairs of doom
INDIANA JONES AND THE EXPIRED PRESCRIPTION by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:48:17 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE WAY THINGS USED TO BE by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:48:51 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE A.M. RADIO CALL SHOW OPINION HOUR by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:49:46 PM

INDIANA JONES AND WRITTEN CHECK FOR 42 CENTS by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:50:26 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE PEOPLE HIS OWN AGE by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:51:03 PM

INDIANA JONES IS TIRED NOW SO WE SHOULD GO HOME by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:52:11 PM

INDIANA JONES AND A NICE CUP OF SOUP WOULD BE FINE by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:55:04 PM

INDIANA JONES CAN REMEMBER WHEN BREAD COST A NICKEL by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:55:50 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE FREE RIDE TO THE VOTING STATION by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:56:48 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE PROBLEMS WITH THE LOCAL NEWSCAST by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 03:59:30 PM

INDIANA JONES AND WHEN VAUDVILLE WAS KING by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 04:00:20 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE HAMMERTOE DEFORMITY OF DOOM by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 04:01:13 PM

that's all I got. by Pound Sand	Jan 3rd, 2007 04:05:30 PM
I enjoyed many, esp. Indy IV: the quest for peace and quiet.
Indiana Jones and the Leaky Catheter by Doctor_Sin	Jan 3rd, 2007 04:06:27 PM
Too soon to be damning Michael Bay.
Indiana Jones and the long ass talkback by SithMenace	Jan 3rd, 2007 04:10:36 PM

my colon, you suggested it, you pick it. by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 04:43:19 PM
I will contribute in some way or fashion. Loved "Indiana Jones and the Proper Pull-Out Method" by the way.
Orcus... by AngusMcGuffin	Jan 3rd, 2007 05:05:46 PM
Just click in the Comment field and tap the space bar a couple of times. Presto!
awwwww by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 3rd, 2007 06:19:11 PM
stooop is trying to play nice with the other kids and fit in....now say ur sorry bitch
my colon sucks - We did that. Try TB 21000 by Puddleglum	Jan 3rd, 2007 06:48:45 PM
But the thing is Moriarty and the admins of the site got pissed off and kept deleting posts from ye almighty Aquaf@g. Then later started banning people for posting and purging their posts. So, I guess you could do what gets you chubby, but be forewarned never to let it get on the Top Ten. Plus, I have a feeling that somewhere out there in all the old TBs, some people are already doing exactly what you suggested.
Bravo shogun, bravo! by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 06:49:04 PM
:o that's my Oh Snap face
Forgot to add- Kudos keeping this thing going by Puddleglum	Jan 3rd, 2007 06:51:58 PM

Yackbacker- Holy Shit that's awesomely random by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 06:56:02 PM
and likely to still be far more entertaining than this movie will be if Ford is still playing Indy like the "young buck" he isn't.
Pound Sand - thanks for the laughs today by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 06:56:50 PM

Yack- Tell me you wouldn't be more intrigued if Indy by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 07:00:47 PM
did face off against Pascual Pereze (who obviously is transported back in time during a goernment Time Travel test gone awry which zaps him off the mound and into Indy's college class), rather than watch Koepp's movie unfold on the screen. I mean, at least Indy could play in the Oldtimer's game at Cooperstown in July. Maybe it should be Indiana Jones vs. Scooter Rizzuto in: The Battle of the Infield Hit!
I'm getting punchy- must be time to go home. by finky089	Jan 3rd, 2007 07:02:14 PM

Indiana Jones and The Troll Slayer by S-Mart shopper	Jan 3rd, 2007 07:16:24 PM
Stoops, if you're tired of playing nice and apologizing, you can always go back to tossing salad at the YMCA, because nobody gives a two fisted fuck about you or your comments. I know it's mean when mommy and daddy yell at you for peeing the bed, but one day you'll grow into your body and stop hating yourself almost as much as we and your family hate you.:)
Let's All Diss the Evil Lucas by DarfurOnTheRocks	Jan 3rd, 2007 07:16:43 PM
...While latching on to the director or movie du jour. I loved it when these same chaps were venerating Matrix as the new holy trilogy. I laughed again as LOTRers tried so desperately to accept Kong as a great movie. I challange all of these losers to come up with one idea as cool as Star Wars....stratch that, as cool as a light saber....
Indiana Jones IV: The Kidney's Stone by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:11:04 PM
Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Indiana Jones IV: The Chamber of Sucrets by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:12:10 PM
It's this damn dry air!!!
Indiana Jones IV: The Prisoner of Arthiritis by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:13:19 PM
It hurts too much to get out of the recliner
Indiana Jones IV: The Galbladder of Fire by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:14:16 PM
Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Indiana Jones IV: The Order of the Phoenix Sun Times by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:15:46 PM
Just Monday through Saturday though. Sunday's is just too damn heavy!
Indiana Jones IV: The Half Blood Sugar by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:16:48 PM
Throw me the candy bar!!!!!
Indiana Jones IV: The Deathly Hallows by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:17:37 PM
seriously
Throw me the David! by Shaw	Jan 3rd, 2007 09:55:08 PM
Throw me the Koepp!!! Adios Senor
Indiana's Jones and the Fate of Mylanta by Forestal	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:11:07 PM
Heartburn. Why'd it have to be hearburn?
Pound Sand wins the fuckin' prize. by Zarles	Jan 3rd, 2007 10:13:55 PM
Good god, dude, I'm howling over here.
I've got it, William Shatner is Indy's long lost uncle by superninja	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:00:37 PM
who loves Commie women so much he sold alien technology to the Soviets who then build a time machine and sell it to HITLER.
Holy Cow, just finished reading the whole thing! by half vader	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:07:32 PM
I feel as old as Indy. Especially after wading through all the posts where folks thought they were clever posting ones that'd already been done 5 times. Damn kids! Anyway, great stuff.
I thought this was a good episode of Star Trek, by superninja	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:07:41 PM
(This Side of Paradise) but the love interest looks like Ashlee Simpson and it's got some of the worst writing and acting evah.
Devil in the Dark is an underrated ST episode. by superninja	Jan 3rd, 2007 11:47:02 PM
It gets a lot of flack because the Horta looks like an ottoman, but it's actually very well written.
Indiana Jones and the Angry Itch by Forestal	Jan 4th, 2007 12:00:07 AM
Rated R
Indiana Jones and... by Forestal	Jan 4th, 2007 12:01:27 AM
Natalie Portman's Mouth Is Just the Right Size.
LMAO by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 4th, 2007 02:57:45 AM
wow...i expected more from a thespian of ur caliber, stooop. what u did wasnt even a play on words...gunslinger...cockslipp er? whats the connection? must suck to have to try so hard to insult someone, especially when they are the pinnacle of everything you'll never achieve...wanna see how easy it is for me to insult you? Stooopider-Official AICN Talkback Bitch (must be sad to have actually been awarded a title...but hey, beats getting a Participant trophy like you usually do, right?) and now...of course, the favorite... "I'm Sorry" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a bitch. you'll live forever with that line.. Now appologize for calling me a cunt or i'll give your father some more "frisky whiskey" and point him in the direction of your room, fucking bitch
Indiana Jones and the_shogun_gunslinger's mom by NachoNegro	Jan 4th, 2007 06:02:59 AM
"Well, Jones, at least you haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time."
Indiana Jones and the raiders of Shoguns bum virginity by NachoNegro	Jan 4th, 2007 06:11:06 AM
"Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. "
Indiana Jones and the rape of Shoguns childhood by NachoNegro	Jan 4th, 2007 06:12:31 AM
"I was a child. I was in love. It was wrong and you knew it. "
Indiana Jones and Shoguns best suit by NachoNegro	Jan 4th, 2007 06:15:32 AM
"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street."
Indiana Jones and the exhumation of Shoguns grandma by NachoNegro	Jan 4th, 2007 06:17:27 AM
"They're digging in the wrong place!"
Random David Koepp Fact #117 by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 07:21:58 AM
David Koepp believes in bunting to break up a no-hitter. The only other person who would do something like that is Hitler.
there should be more Japanese in no-hitters.. by just pillow talk	Jan 4th, 2007 07:29:13 AM
according to MetalWater anyways...
Indiana Jones and the Stunned Admiration by Franklin T Marmoset	Jan 4th, 2007 07:31:16 AM
I can't believe this thing is still going. Good work, Ain't It Cool types.
Indiana Jones and the Dizzyness Scare! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 08:07:27 AM
(he's so damn old he gets light headed easily)
Indiana Jones and the Splendid Cardigan by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 08:11:24 AM
the old folks love their cardigans
Indiana Jones and the Shriner's Club of Doom by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 08:15:13 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Refusal to Use a Turn Signal by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 08:20:10 AM
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Indiana Jones and the ever expanding back/nose/ear hair by just pillow talk	Jan 4th, 2007 08:29:08 AM
of doom.
Indiana Jones and the Vanishing White Blood Cells by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 08:42:50 AM
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Indiana Jones and His Relentless Questions by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 08:45:34 AM
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Indiana Jones and His Godawful Slow Talking by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 08:47:59 AM
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Indiana Jones and The Prune Juice of Destiny! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 08:51:05 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Jitterbug of Death by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 09:00:12 AM
I'm running low damnit.
Indiana Jones and working past retirement age by just pillow talk	Jan 4th, 2007 09:17:50 AM
Doing things the same way for 30 years, why change?
Indiana Jones - Episode 4: A New Hip by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 09:32:34 AM

Indiana Jones Accadamy 4: Senior Citizens on the Stroll by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 09:57:25 AM
a.k.a Senior Citizens in the Role.
Indiana Jones 4: Live Long and Die Old by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 10:04:00 AM

God's Father: Part IV by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 10:07:15 AM

Indiana Jones and his SHOTGUN Sharpshooting by JDanielP	Jan 4th, 2007 10:35:16 AM

Indiana Jones and the Flaming Bag of Poop by Meglos	Jan 4th, 2007 11:28:18 AM
on His Doorstep. Damn punks!
Indy Jones and the Still Laughing my Ass Off at this TB by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 11:29:56 AM

Indiana Jones and the Prank Phone Calls by Meglos	Jan 4th, 2007 11:30:38 AM
Prince Albert is where? Damn punks!
Yack- "look at that little huckleberry..." LOL by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 11:56:43 AM
Nice one.
Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Misplaced Glasses by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 12:05:21 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Lactose Free Milk by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 12:08:42 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Onset of Parkinsons by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 12:12:39 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Raiders of Comiskey Park by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 12:12:57 PM
Hawk: Oh, and Belloq and the Nazi’s have got the Ark and are making a run for it. Wimpy: Indy gonna have to get on his horse to catch these guys. Hawk: So he does, Wimp. Wimpy: The Nazis have the petal to the metal, Hawk, but Indy’s right along side them now. He’s reaching over from his horse….. Hawk: Gottem! Wimpy: Can o’corn!
Indiana Jones and the Deep Shag Carpet by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 12:18:23 PM
the old folks love their deep shag.
Random David Koepp Fact #117 -Too Funny! by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 12:19:48 PM
Damn this server is achingly slow today. I've had to attempt posting two or three times for each one. (Good thing I've obviously got my priorities straight here at work.)
Indiana Jones and the Mysterious Clothing Stains by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 12:21:58 PM
(of doom!)
My Colon: “Remember that scene…” by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 12:24:19 PM
I’m totally digging these. Keep going.
Indiana Jones vs the Whippersnappers! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 4th, 2007 12:28:51 PM
The little ones spell trouble for Indy.
Val Kilmer Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 12:30:08 PM
"I was on an archaeological dig when I got the call. My agent. It seems Harrison Ford took a bit of a tumble and was unable to fulfil his contractual obligations on this... it's the fourth Indiana Jones picture, am I right? Yes, I think so. Anyhoo, there was of course a moral imperitave here, which came not only from my respect for Mr Ford as an actor but also... well, let's say I had some trepidation about taking over another franchise character. Fortunately Mr Spielberg... it's Mr Spielberg, yes? Yes, he assured me the leather jacket would not come with nipples and that my sidekick would have a little more... shall we say charisma, than certain sidekicks have had in the past. Although I must say Chris is a lovely young gentleman in real life."
Indiana Jones and the Dirt Sanchez of Doom by S-Mart shopper	Jan 4th, 2007 12:32:15 PM
it was all nutty
Indiana Jones and the Dirt Sanchez of Doom by S-Mart shopper	Jan 4th, 2007 12:33:20 PM
it was all nutty, he's allergic.
Yack, I hear Indy Jones loves him some "Scooter" by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 12:35:27 PM
Rizutto!
Raiders of the Lost Richard Gere Gerbil by S-Mart shopper	Jan 4th, 2007 12:42:31 PM

Woody Allen Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 12:47:46 PM
"I was of course not the, uh, first choice to play the villain. My first nazi - you know, unless you count the late, great Mr Sellers from that, uh, that James Bond movie in the sixties; boy, that was back in the day. Actually, when I first got the call, I thought they wanted me to play the relic. You know, but I guess, I guess it's flattering to still be playing villains at my age... I'm what, I'm almost a decade older than the hero, am I right? And it's ironic to me because, uh, usually I'm the one chasing the young ladies and they're the ones chasing the ancient artefact. But, you know, they're filming in New York, which is of course my home town, and I hear Harrison's a hell of a carpenter. Maybe he can fix my acting."
Indiana Jones and the Dateline:To Catch a Predator by S-Mart shopper	Jan 4th, 2007 12:55:09 PM
Indiana Jones and the Technicolor Dream Fedora, Indiana Jones and the Great Muppet Caper...wakawakawaka!
abomination,6mins19secs of groundbreaking CGI by S-Mart shopper	Jan 4th, 2007 01:03:03 PM

Indiana Jones and the Disrespectful Cashier by Meglos	Jan 4th, 2007 01:04:42 PM
"The coupon says a dollar off! Let me talk to your manager ya damn punk!"
Alec Baldwin Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 01:07:20 PM
"I pulled out of the project when that fat fuck Lucas rejected the Mamet draft. What was it called? Fuck You, that's what it was called. My character came in early and told the decrepit sonofabitch to get back in the archaeology game. Hey, listen to me, you fuckin' apricot. You gonna spend your days, what, bangin' college girls, chalking X Marks The Spot on a fuckin' blackboard? I got a blackboard for ya. Read this, you bifocal-wearin' cocksucker. A-B-D: A, Always, B, Be, D, Digging. Always be digging. ALWAYS BE DIGGING. Do you hear me, you hearing-aid-wearing prick? You know what it takes to be an archaeologist? It takes brass balls to be an archaeologist. I found seven new pages of the Bible last year; what did you find? Fuckin' arthritis? Fuckin' bed sores? There are still nazis out there, you cocoa-drinking motherfucker. You fuckin' hat. Get out there, you sonofabitch. Get out there and whip some German fucks and take their gold."
Indiana Jones and the Persistant Virginity by Forestal	Jan 4th, 2007 01:24:05 PM
Rated G
Christopher Walken Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 01:41:21 PM
"The way yah daddy looked at it, this grail was yah birthright. And he'd be damned if he let any a those gerries get tha blue-eyed Aryan hands on it, so he hid it. Hid it in the one place he knew they'd nevah look: his ass. Five long years, he had this grail up his ass, until finally he died a dysentery. Shame, really - really a shame. But he passed the grail to me first. Two years, I had this uncomfortable piece a metal up my ass, 'ntil I was sent home to my family. And now, young Indiana, I give the grail to you."
LOL- Woody: "I thought they wanted me to be the relic" by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 03:29:21 PM
Freakin great. I agree with Yack and others, this Indy TB has actually proved pretty funny compared to where the previous ones have usually devolved to at this point. It's sad. But not as sad as doughy Harrison is going to look sporting the gem earring and battling Nazis.
INDIANA JONES SNEAKS UP ON ANGELA LANSBURY by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 03:35:10 PM
"Yeah, you best TAKE those teeth out if you want me to call again!"
INDIANA JONES AND THE BIG TIME SOUP SMELL IN THE HOUSE by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 03:35:26 PM
..no soup has been prepared in his house for more than 30 years....weird.
Indy & the "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!" Adventure by NoHubris	Jan 4th, 2007 03:38:23 PM

INDIANA JONES IV: THE VOYAGE (to the) HOME by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 03:40:19 PM
"Daddy...why's grampa crying?"
Indiana Jones and the Fly in His Soup by Meglos	Jan 4th, 2007 03:41:14 PM
Waiter! Waiter! Where is that damn punk?
INDIANA JONES AND THE THREADBARE CARDIGAN by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 03:42:30 PM
get to the mall already!
INDIANA JONES AND THE...WHERE THE HELL AM I? by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 03:50:06 PM
"This isn't the park!"
Indiana Jones and the Kids Who TP'd His House by Meglos	Jan 4th, 2007 03:51:45 PM
Who's gonna get all that shit outta my trees? Damn punks!
Remember that scene in Indiana Jones III by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 03:52:07 PM
..where Clubber Lang beat the holy dogshit out of Indy. The round ended and his father, in his corner, whispered to Indy, "You gotta watch them darkieshh, boy!" ..or am I thinking of Kate Beckensale in "Serendipity?"
Damn this server! by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 03:53:11 PM
that is all.
INDIANA JONES & MICHAEL JACKSON'S ICE CREAM TRUCK by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 03:54:15 PM
also in the truck: Ed Rooney and Pee Wee Herman. I think we know how this bodes for Short Round.
Remember that scene in Raiders... by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 04:02:52 PM
...that was sort of a comic relief flashback? A young Indy used his whip for the first time and did so incorrectly, accidentally removing his pants and boxer shorts with a single move, which revealed his cock to be almost knobby with herpes? I may be thinking of Inspector Gadget.
INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR THE GOLDEN POND by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 04:21:43 PM
you old poop
Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special by 0rcus	Jan 4th, 2007 04:52:43 PM

Raiders of the Lost Box Office by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 04:55:18 PM
Sean: They’re talking about the curse again. I don’t carry suppositories. Harrison: We’ll leave them. Once we get in, we’ll be able to reach the toilet by dusk. They Approach the Film Studio Retirement Home. Sean: The Studio Execs are near. The poison is still fresh. They’re following us, I tell you. Harrison: If they knew we were here, they would have killed us already. This is where Charlton Heston crapped himself. Sean: A friend of yours? Harrison: Competitor. He was good. Very good. Sean: No one has ever come out of there alive. Why should we trust you? Harrison: No one ever had what we have…. Incontinence pants. Assuming that pile there marks the corner and… Let’s go. Sean: I think we are very close. There’s plenty of light from that hole! Harrison: That’s what scares me. Try not to touch that. Sean: No time to argue. Throw me the diapers. I’ll throw you the …Adios amigo! Harrison grimaces. He had a feeling this would happen. He looks around. Harrison: I chose the wrong pants. I could have worn those… Sean: Yes. Too bad. If only you spoke to Pacino. Come on now sport, show a little of the old backbone.
Dick Nicely = Nipples on my funny-bone by RKDN Del Sol	Jan 4th, 2007 05:13:48 PM
great posts. Keep 'em coming.
Indiana Jones and the Ribbon Tied to the Car Antenna by Shaw	Jan 4th, 2007 05:16:55 PM
Because this mall parking lot is too damn big!
Indiana Jones and the Still Unopened CD Player by Shaw	Jan 4th, 2007 05:18:59 PM
The grandkids gave it to me 4 Christmases ago. I can't even figure out how to open the damned box let alone operate the damned contraption!
Indiana Jones and the Thanksgiving Nap by Shaw	Jan 4th, 2007 05:22:13 PM
Grandpa fell asleep in the recliner again
The 5 People Indiana Jones Meets in Heaven by Shaw	Jan 4th, 2007 05:29:31 PM
Spoiler: One of them is that fat boyscout from the flashback
Are You There God? It's Me, Indiana Jones. by Shaw	Jan 4th, 2007 05:33:32 PM
I must, I must, I must throw this dust. So I can see the invisible bridge.
INDIANA JONES AND THE GOLD BOND POWDER by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 05:38:04 PM
pat pat pat "I stink pretty."
INDIANA JONES AND CARBON MONOXIDE, THE PHANTOM MENACE by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 05:38:51 PM
buy a detector, sir!
INDIANA JONES AND THE GOBLET OF ALKA-SELTZER by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 05:40:51 PM
"plop plop, fizz fizz?!!? Sounds like Nazi propaganda!"
INDY OF THE CARRIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK EARL by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 4th, 2007 05:43:35 PM
Indy, too proud to admit he may have Alzheimer's, refuses to ask the black man on his boat who the hell he is.
Morgan Freeman, Narrator Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 06:14:07 PM
"The nazis saught the Ark, and for a time they conquered. But from the moment they opened that sacred box, looked at the sand, admired its beauty... they were doomed. By the toll of a billion collection plates, man had earned his immunity from that which he worshipped. But the nazis were not so generous, and in the end they were undone by that most powerful of forces: the Wrath of God."
Clint Eastwood Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 06:19:40 PM
"My friend... you got a lotta grails there to choose from. One of those is the cup of Christ... the others are a one-way ticket to kingdom come. So you gotta ask yourself one question... Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
Indiana Jones 4: Octogenarian Pussy by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:31:31 PM
Coming soon starring Indiana Jones as Harrison Ford starring as Sean Connery starring as James Bond.
Indiana Jones 4: Doctor, No!!!! by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:32:19 PM

Indiana Jones 4: Dialysis is Forever by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:33:58 PM

Indiana Jones 4: Liver, Let Me Die! by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:36:06 PM

Indiana Jones 4: The Pan with the Golden Run by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:36:23 PM

Indiana Jones 4: On Her Majesty’s Birthday Telegram by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:37:48 PM

The Dude Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 06:38:22 PM
"They weren't nazis, man, they were nihilists. They kept saying they believed in nothing. I said, man, fuck it. Take the fuckin' grail, man, just lemme finish my fuckin' beverage first, all right? And stay away from my ladyfriend. Then they go and fuckin' throw the Dude in a room full of fuckin' marmots. This will not stand... this aggression will not stand, man. You know? Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Hey, you have any Kahlua?"
Indiana Jones 4: From Grandpa, With Love by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:38:39 PM

Indiana Jones 4: Lawnraker by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:39:42 PM

Indiana Jones 4: Old Finger by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:40:03 PM

Indiana Jones 4: Tomorrow Never Comes by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:41:24 PM

Indiana Jones 4: Never See Never Again by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:43:18 PM

Indiana Jones 4: No Licence, Too Ill by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:44:27 PM

Indiana Jones 4: Four Eyes Only by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:45:29 PM

Indiana Jones 4: Olden Eye by rosasaks	Jan 4th, 2007 06:47:30 PM

Howard Beale Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 06:47:32 PM
"I don't have to tell you things are bad. Things are worse than bad; they're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy and nobody knows what to do. We've got nazis running wild in the desert, we've got voodoo, we've got children digging up stones, we've got unnecessary sequels and computers replacing actors and motion picture franchises being controlled by anonymous humanoids in suits. And people sit in their homes, in front of their computers, complaining and discussing, but afraid to act. They say, as long as we have our sequels we'll be happy, we don't care about the quality, just give us John McClane and Indiana Jones and Darth Vader and Superman and Batman, and leave us alone. Well, I'm not going to leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I want you to say, "These are icons of our childhood and, dammit, they have value!" So I want you to get up now. I want you to get up, all of you, and go to your windows, and open them, and shout "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!""
Indiana Jones and The CocoButter Bath by S-Mart shopper	Jan 4th, 2007 06:55:25 PM

NachoNegro and The Mystery of Stooops.... by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 4th, 2007 07:00:40 PM
Blown-Out Anus of Doom... dude...do you REALLY wanna be known as Stooopider's stooge? THAT is even lower than his title of Official AICN Bitch...think before you say...and uh...MOM JOKES?! Dead Grandma jokes..and the baffling Best Suit post...wtf? is this all you've got? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! go back to grammer school and learn some new fucking vocabulary you 12 year old douche
Holy Shit, Dick Nicely! The Beale one is awesome. by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 07:14:44 PM
I think it needs to be posted in EVERY movie Talkback from now on. EVERY. SINGLE. TALKBACK.
Dick + Colon = funny shit by finky089	Jan 4th, 2007 07:22:39 PM
Kudos on your most excellent contributions to making this TB a worthy and funny read today. However, I'm not sure what it means that "Dick" and "colon" are leading the funny pack here. Either there's going to be a Gulf War in here shortly or this Indy Talkback is headed for gay sex. (not that there's anything wrong with being gay, of course) just seems a humorous coicidence.
Mel Gibson Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 07:24:26 PM
"Mr Lucas wanted me to replace that old bastard Ford, but I read the script and the gore was too sanitized. Where are the face meltings and exploding heads and hearts being ripped out? I said "Listen, sugartits: the nazis have had a hard enough time in this franchise already. It's time to even the playing field a little." Then I asked about the religious inclinations of the director. Well, who knew?"
Mel Gibson Says #2: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 07:28:06 PM
"I am uncomfortable with this Jewish ritual." Can't believe I missed that one. PS: Cheers, Colon and Finky. Keep up the good work yourselves.
Ewan McGregor Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 07:48:13 PM
"Choose everlasting life. Choose a grail. Choose wisely. Choose Zeppelins. Choose Lao Che Airlines. Choose the Ark of the Covenant. Choose unreliable South American guides. Choose Venice. Choose horses. Choose elephants. Choose a fedora, leather jacket, whip and a gun. Choose the Sankara Stones. Choose chilled monkey brains. Choose the Cross of Coronado. Choose the mine car. Choose carpentry. Choose an earring. Choose an emaciated trophy babe from television. Choose Firewall. Choose a fourth Indy film. Choose a McGuffin. Choose David Koepp. Choose box office gold."
stooop by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 4th, 2007 08:23:21 PM
it's not my fault that your limited intellect prevents you from understanding my posts. an from the looks of your "blah blah blah" post, you're already running out of steam. can't keep up with the big boys, eh? oh well...another troll bites the dust
Indiana Jones Damns Michael Bay by 0rcus	Jan 4th, 2007 08:36:07 PM

Groucho Marx Says: by Dick Nicely	Jan 4th, 2007 08:59:51 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen - I guess that takes in most of you - I say to you that this film is a failure. A disgrace to the name Indiana, which is saying something considering who's been in Diana. I thought my razor was dull until I saw this movie. I would have thrown popcorn at the screen, but I had to try to drown myself in something. Still, I'm sure the familiar strains of John Williams's music will come back to you tonight, and George Lucas's cheques will come back to him in the morning. I suggest this fella Spielberg be put away for ten years in Leavenworth, or better yet, eleven years in Twelveworth. By which time the DVD will be going for a buck fifty in Woolworth."
AAAHHHH my EYES! by thethedew	Jan 4th, 2007 10:52:11 PM
Damn you, Cartoona! Harry nude AGAIN! You sick, SICK bastard!
Henry Jones and the News by Forestal	Jan 4th, 2007 11:49:54 PM
Soundtrack for new "Indy" film to be recorded by popular 80s band.
Keep 'em coming by Proman1984	Jan 5th, 2007 12:04:11 AM
Let's see what else yo have. Better get this out of your systm now.
the_shogun_gunslinger & BringingSexyBack by NachoNegro	Jan 5th, 2007 04:27:31 AM
I really couldn't care less about your respective sexualities - being bicurious is your choice. But acting like you're the 'Big men on campus', like you're the 'Elders of the talback' is just making you both look like complete shafts. I can imagine you now - sitting in a darkened room, eyes fixed to a 14 inch CRT screen, manically rubbing your crotches as you invent some new polemic that will cement your position as talkback kings - meanwhile remaining blissfully ignorant of the fact that you are seen as clueless retards. I would hate to be you. Now let get back to Indiana Jones related puns, and move on from your childish gayness.
Indiana Jones and the Epsom Salt of Doom! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 06:53:48 AM
heh, epsom salt...
Indiana Jones and the Brewer's Yeast of Refreshment! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 06:55:40 AM
Ever had that crap? The elderly freaking love it.
Indiana Jones and the Betty Page Obsession by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 06:57:40 AM
I'd imagine Indy likes the old timey pornography.
Indiana Jones and TOO MANY DAMN STAIRS! by 0rcus	Jan 5th, 2007 06:59:13 AM
Oy vey my knees!
Indiana Jones and the Poor Blood Circulation by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:01:29 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Treacherous Footstool by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:04:30 AM
(of doom).
Indiana Jones and the OTB Banning! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:04:58 AM
.
Indiana Jones and the Infuriating Suspenders by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:07:24 AM
(also, of doom).
Indiana Jones and the Denial of Tenure! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:07:49 AM
Not really an old age joke, but I like the idea of the university denying Indy tenure.
Indiana Jones and the Low Blood Sugar! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:08:28 AM
Indy needs some glucose damnit.
Indiana Jones and the Three-Fifths of a Vote Argument! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:11:29 AM
Indy's kind of a racist in his old age...
Indiana Jones and the Death by Croup! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:12:10 AM
(look it up, its an ancient disease)
Indiana Jones and the Old Newspaper Collection by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:14:10 AM
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Indiana Jones and the 5 Martini Lunch! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:16:49 AM
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Indiana Jones vs the Violent Ruffian! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:17:31 AM
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Indiana Jones vs The People of Low Moral Character! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:18:45 AM
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Indiana Jones vs The Garlic-Eating Gin Mill Operator! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:20:23 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Hanging Chads! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 07:30:49 AM
freaking old people lost the 2000 election...
Indiana Jones and slurping food through a straw by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 08:54:54 AM
of doom.
Indiana Jones and the wicked slow AICN server by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 08:56:37 AM
of doom.
Indiana Jones and the sad twat called BringingSexyBack by NachoNegro	Jan 5th, 2007 09:03:39 AM
BSB you can think whatever you like, but I'm not 'stoopider', neither am I affiliated with him. If you choose to disbelieve that I couldn't care less. I am merely a regular member of the public who considers you to be a ridiculous twat, a clueless monobrowed retard who is probably so completely vegetative he is completely dependent on palliative in-home care; your life is no doubt characterized by long stretches of persistent vegetative state (PVS), peppered with brief lucid moments which you spend furiously masturbating and rocking back and forth, screaming Christopher Lambert's name at the top of your voice whilst ignoring your mothers frantic pleas to calm down. Eventually, after the Ketamine dart administered by your in house Nurse takes effect, you briefly manage to mash the keys of your PC with your sausage fingers to log some newly excretal reply on the talkbacks, before crashing to the floor with your underpants around your ankles and noisily evacuating your bowels and bladder. Does that pretty much describe your afternoon?
Indiana Jones and the Senile Genius by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 09:12:17 AM
"Ladies and gentlemen, my latest invention... the wheel!"
Indiana Jones and the Whisky-Flavoured Condom by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 09:16:51 AM
"Indy, do you think I'd be doing this if I wasn't already drunk?"
Indiana Jones and the Unsuccessful Chat-Up Line by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 09:21:09 AM
"Archaeologists dig... daily."
Looks like it's time for that time honored post... by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 09:39:18 AM
Please, join me, won't you: "GET SOME REAL SERVERS ALREADY, HARRY! "
Indiana Jones and the Four-Month Rotation Haircut by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 09:40:20 AM
"Let's try and get the parting straight this time, okay sweetheart?"
Indiana Jones and Sunday Afternoons in Front of the TV by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 09:45:38 AM
"Say, this McGyver fella sure knows what he's doing."
Indiana Jones and a Nice Mug of Cocoa by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 09:50:27 AM
"Boy, this milk's gonna give me indigestion."
Indiana Jones and the Inconvenient Hernia by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 09:55:19 AM
"Sallah, you better move this Ark by yourself. I couldn't raise a smile."
Colon/Nicely/Ricky- Great shit since yesterday! by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 10:48:53 AM
...and colon thought he was done 100 posts ago- the name anagram were freakin PRICELESS "Sore entry, Hon. -- Doc J."? Fantastic Somethign about "Indiana Jones and the Treacherous Footstool (of Doom!)" made me laugh my ass off. and Nicely, just when I think there couldn't be another "So and So Says", you breakj out two brilliant ones with Gibson and Groucho ("a buck fifty at Woolworth"- awesome) Please, keep it coming today guys. I need to end this week on a funny note.
You know Indy has gotten old when... by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 10:58:39 AM
John William's new take on the Raiders March sounds more reminscent of the score from "On Golden Pond".
You know Indy has gotten old when... by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 10:59:05 AM
David Koepp's new Macguffin is an alien "coccoon" on the ocean floor which helps keep the elderly from getting older and dying.
You know Indy has gotten old when... by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 11:03:39 AM
the big action scene which opens the film begins with Indy staring down a "treacherous flight of stairs" in his house. Followed by a housecat approaching to rub on his leg. (why is it so many old people get pissed off when pets rub up on their legs? "Damn cat is under my feet again!")
BEST YET by NachoNegro	Jan 5th, 2007 11:05:19 AM
Indiana Jones and the Paperboy's tip - that is COMEDY GOLD Abomination! GOLD I TELLS YA!!!!
You know Indy has gotten old when... by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 11:07:57 AM
Willie Nelson plays his "scrappy, young sidekick." "Hey lady, you call him Dawkter Jones! Now, pass me some weed."
Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Atlantis by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:11:59 AM
"It's in Georgia, right?"
Indiana Jones Checks His Hip Pocket for the Eighth Time by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:12:01 AM
"Wallet, wallet, wallet... yup, still there."
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST AMBULANCE RIDE by Pound Sand	Jan 5th, 2007 11:12:49 AM

Indiana Jones and the Story of the Weeping Camel by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:12:55 AM
"Sallah, whaddaya been feeding this thing?"
INDIANA JONES AND THE CLAPPER by Pound Sand	Jan 5th, 2007 11:14:43 AM

Indiana Jones and the neck-wattle hiding rollneck by NachoNegro	Jan 5th, 2007 11:15:23 AM
... of doom, naturally.
Indiana Jones Lights the Wrong End of a Cigar by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:16:39 AM
"Damn Cubans."
Indiana Jones and the DVD Rental by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:17:02 AM
"How do I rewind this thing?"
INDIANA JONES AND YER DARN TOOTIN' by Pound Sand	Jan 5th, 2007 11:17:17 AM

Indiana Jones Hires a Cleaner by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:17:47 AM
"Do me a favour: don't open the ottoman."
Indiana Jones Encounters Anti-Americanism by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:18:04 AM
"Don't you damn Arabs speak English anymore?"
Indiana Jones at the Lingerie Store by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:18:55 AM
"Do you have any size smaller than zero?"
INDIANA JONES RUNS OUT THE CLOCK by Pound Sand	Jan 5th, 2007 11:20:53 AM

THE INDIANA JONES BARBERSHOP QUARTET by Pound Sand	Jan 5th, 2007 11:22:25 AM
hello, Hello, HELLO, HELLO !!!!
Indiana Jones and the Panic on the Way to the Airport by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:23:07 AM
"I coulda sworn I turned off the oven..."
Indiana Jones and the Improvisational Skit by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:29:07 AM
"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."
"Salmon of Flockhart"- ??LOL by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 11:33:08 AM
So absurd, it sounds like it could be an actual title for chicklit or something.
Indiana Jones Buys a Cemetery Plot by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:33:13 AM
"No danger of grave robbers, is there?"
Indiana Jones and the Confusing Cable Subscription by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:35:17 AM
"All I want is the History Channel. Can you make that work?"
Indiana Jones Parks in Front of the Wrong House by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:41:07 AM
"Sorry, Phil. All these semis look the same."
Indiana Jones and the Sudoku Challenge by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 11:45:10 AM
"Three... seven... look around for the ten."
Indiana Jones and the Feeding of the Stray Cats by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 11:55:12 AM

Indiana Jones and the Inability to Work the TV by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 11:56:04 AM

Indiana Jones and the Befuddling Cell Phone by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 11:58:23 AM

Indiana Jones and the QVC Phone-In Testemonial by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 11:59:36 AM

Thanks for the Calista Bukaki one, abomination by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:00:16 PM
"She hash titsh like a shparrow!" I was blowing my nose when I read that, you bastard. Almost emptied my brain into the handkerchief.
Indiana Jones and the Non-Matching Socks by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:00:32 PM

Indiana Jones and the QVC Phone-In Testemonial by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:01:30 PM

David Koepp Script Pitch #1: by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:03:08 PM
"Okay, so it's 200 years in the future, and they clone Indy on a space station. Alien nazis!"
Indiana Jones and the Gefilte Fish of Fate by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:04:10 PM
Don't eat me, I'm a gefilthy fish!
David Koepp Script Pitch #2: by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:04:18 PM
"Indy vs. the Triads. We hire Jet Li as the bad guy. Few jokes about being too old for this shit. Everybody's pregnant. I'll finished the script as we go along."
Indiana Jones and the Sinister Wall-Mart Cashier by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:05:12 PM

Indiana Jones and the Cracker Barrel Buffet of Doom by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:06:23 PM

Indiana Jones and the Kosher Wine of Rejuvination by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:06:58 PM

Indiana Jones and the Wheelchair of Vengence by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:07:52 PM

David Koepp Script Pitch #3: by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:08:12 PM
"Spielberg? Fuck Spielberg. Les Wiseman'll do it for six figures. Internet neo-nazis, guys, it's the future. You want a sidekick? Get the car ad dude with the Lego clip-on hair."
Indiana Jones and the Failure To Clot by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:09:28 PM

Indiana Jones and the 9am Arrival at the Mall by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:10:47 PM

Indiana Jones has to Wear a Fucking Helmet He's So Old by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:12:35 PM

David Koepp Script Pitch #4: by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:12:39 PM
"Indy campaigns for nuclear disarmament. Fights Nuclear Hitler on the moon."
Indiana Jones Knows When its Going to Rain by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:13:25 PM

Indiana Jones and the Knick Knack Paddywhack by slugbone	Jan 5th, 2007 12:14:19 PM
or my personal favorites Indiana Jones and the Declined Credit Card Indiana Jones: Hobo Fights 2008 Indiana Jones and the Crackpipe of Doom
David Koepp Script Pitch #5: by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:19:52 PM
"Sallah dies fighting a Soviet super-archaeologist. On steroids! Indy goes to Russia to do battle with the Commie bastard. We got some music video digging sequences in there. Lotta stuff in the snow. In the end Indy wins the hearts and minds of those backward Lada-driving schmucks. Quotes some Dostoyevsky, maybe - I'll look into that. It's all about world peace, fellas. And, you know, how great America is."
Indiana Jones and the Thrilling Telemarketer Phonecall by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:21:22 PM

David Koepp Script Pitch #6: by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:21:27 PM
"Indy's stuck in there with his daughter. No, no, wait... his diabetic daughter. And the nazis are outside, right? But the relic they're after is in there with Indy. It's called Panic Tomb."
Indiana Jones and the Lonely, Empty House by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:22:14 PM

Indiana Jones and the Fear of Abandonment by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:23:50 PM

Indiana Jones and the Floral Wallpaper of Enchantment by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:25:05 PM

David Koepp Script Pitch #7: by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:27:18 PM
"We do the origin story. Indy gets bitten by the archaeology bug; he goes from a nerdy student to an all-swinging superhero. Tries to find the Green Goblet. He's called Henry Jones in the beginning, but then Bruce Campbell calls him Indiana."
Do you think we'll ever run out? by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:31:07 PM
I'm scared that when Lucas announces the title to Indy IV, we'll all have shot our collective loads.
Indiana Jones and the Bingo Night of Adventure by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:32:23 PM

David Koepp Script Pitch #7: by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:33:25 PM
"Political assassination at an archaeological dig. Spielberg does a twenty-minute opening shot of Harrison on a cell phone. Indy's best friend turns out to be the villain. We'll end with a hurricane, or if the budget runs out, just kind of a big wave. They all go for a disgusting buffet meal at the Maharajah's palace, and we discover the roots of Indy's mortal fear of... Snake Pies."
Indiana Jones vs. The Original American Gladiators by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:35:03 PM

Indiana Jones and the Antique Roadshow Phonecall by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:35:44 PM

Indiana Jones and the Withered Libido by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:36:32 PM

Indiana Jones and the taxable dependants by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:39:08 PM

Indiana Jones and the sticky table at IHOP by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:40:42 PM

Indiana Jones and the last crusade for respect by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:42:49 PM

Raiders of the Lost Tube of Ben Gay by slugbone	Jan 5th, 2007 12:43:30 PM
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haha... "Hijinks ensue!" by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:45:11 PM
Thats fantastic Yack
Indiana Jones and Temple of In-Laws by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:46:02 PM

Indiana Jones and the 45 Minute Bowel Movement by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:46:41 PM
"Gotta cut down on that red meat."
Indiana Jones and the Last Wal-Mart Greeter by slugbone	Jan 5th, 2007 12:47:24 PM
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sweet I just got this preview screen on my last post by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:47:29 PM
it actually had options on it, wtf!
Indiana Jones and the Table Not Too Near the Band by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:48:05 PM
"Calista will have half a glass of water and sniff the mints on the way out."
nevermind, it's gone now by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:48:40 PM

Indiana Jones and the advancement of technology by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:51:17 PM

Indiana Jones and the Fraggle Rock of Shrooms by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:53:47 PM

Indiana Jones and the Boiled Cabbage! by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:54:06 PM

Indiana Jones and the Incompetent Girl Guide by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:54:28 PM
"I'll pack my own shopping bags, thank you. Look, you're putting the washing powder on top of the eggs! Go earn yourself a diving badge, honey, and take your time."
gone now, much like the opportunity to make Indy 4 by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 12:54:36 PM
a good movie. Gone like his memory, his control of his bowels, of his will to live...
Indiana Jones and the Heart Attack at Zabars by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:55:40 PM

Indiana Jones and the Hard to Open Jar of Pickles by slugbone	Jan 5th, 2007 12:56:07 PM
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Indiana Jones and the...what, what's that sonny? by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 12:56:27 PM
I can't hear you sonny, speak up louder...gawd nab it...
Indiana Jones and the Kosher Dill Pickles by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:56:50 PM

Indiana Jones and the "Fiddler on the Roof" Tickets by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 12:56:54 PM

Indiana Jones and the Trousers Up to His Tits by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:57:39 PM
"Better get me a shorter tie."
Indiana Jones and the Unified Superstring Theory by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 12:58:01 PM
his enemy is Michio Kaku and his army of quarks
Indiana Jones and the High Frequency Deafness by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 12:58:34 PM
"Boy, Calista's been really quiet this last coupla years."
Indiana Jones and the Pre Chewed Food Buffet by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 12:58:36 PM
"Feed me like a bird Marion, gums ain't good for chewin' no more"
Indiana Jones and the Collection of Chime Clocks by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:00:08 PM
I had a relative who had about 40 in house -all about 5 seconds apart. crazy friggin' coot.
Indiana Jones and the Levine Bat Mitzvah by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:00:35 PM

Indiana Jones and the Currency Confusion by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 01:01:49 PM
"What's the matter, son, you don't have change of a shilling?"
Indiana Jones and the Season Tickets to the Opera by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:02:03 PM

Indiana Jones and the Clapper Turn On Light by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:02:47 PM
"You're the tit's Marion, light switch is way over there."
Indiana Jones and the Museum Store Jewlrey Purchase by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:03:20 PM

Raiders of the Lost Episode of Murder She Wrote by slugbone	Jan 5th, 2007 01:03:35 PM
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Sandy Koufax--niiiiiice Yack by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:04:36 PM
Do the Mets still have Shawn Greene playing for them? Also, ever see that Dennis Leary rant in the booth during a BoSox game about Jewish baseball players? It's fantastic.
Indiana Jones and the American Landscapes Calendar by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 01:05:04 PM
"I snuck a peek at September. Ahhh, looks like the Mississippi Flats."
Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple of Doom by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 01:05:44 PM
What, too soon?
Shooting the Indy 4 loads by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:05:49 PM
Ricky, I'm saving this TB and ALL of its comedy gold and whenever the title is announced, I'm whipping this bad boy out and re posting, of course with the TB handles of the original authors. It's just too good to let go into the old goodnight of AICN's netherlands.
Indiana Jones and the Three Ducks on the Wall by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 01:06:01 PM
"Think we should name 'em, Calista?"
Koepp Script pitches are too fuckin funny, Nicely by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:08:02 PM
Am I being overzealouns in suggesting a few of you guys need to write for TV? God knows the Simpsons needed you guys about 8 sesons ago.
Indiana Jones & the Inability to Watch Schindler's List by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:08:03 PM
bad taste? Fuck it, I'm half a Jew so its ok.
Indiana Jones and the Heat Message Ottoman by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:09:28 PM
"Helps my circculation Marion"
Indiana Jones & the Kosher Burger Joint: Kosher Castle by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:09:34 PM
It exists. It's in NJ...
Indiana Jones and the Stale Matzos by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:11:59 PM

Indiana Jones and the 50 Hardboiled Eggs in the Fridge by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:12:05 PM
Why do the elderly cook hardboiled eggs and then stockpile them?
You know Indy's old when... by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:12:24 PM
The Raiders March has been replaced by the Mourner's Kaddish. Hey, Indy gets up at 3am, why not head to schul on Saturday morning?!
California Jones and the Vegetarian Burrito by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 01:12:41 PM

Mazel Wok? jesus.... by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:13:41 PM
And I thought the "Sino-American Cafe" they had in Richmond when I was a kid was bad. Eh, at least "Mazel Wok" sounds funny...
Indiana Jones and the Sunday Morning Bagel Run by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:14:44 PM

Indiana Jones and no memory whatsoever of Blade Runner by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 01:14:45 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Adrian Brody Man-Crush by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:14:49 PM

Indiana Janes and the Lexis-Light Elderly Scooter by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:15:15 PM
"Hop on Marion and we'll get them groceries"
Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Afikomen by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:16:38 PM
"Grandpa Jones always hides it in his closet with his whip and pistol."
Indiana Jones and American Graffiti by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:16:45 PM
"Damn kids and their rock n roll music"
Yack by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:18:01 PM
Go Judaism! Shawn Green worked harder on Yom Kippur than he did during the postseason. Here's the link to that Dennis Leary story I mentioned: http://tinyurl.com/gdtva
Indiana Jones and Apocalypse Now by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 01:18:39 PM
"Well, it's about fuckin' time."
Indiana Jones and the Battle of the Child Proof Bottle. by mrfan	Jan 5th, 2007 01:19:22 PM
Should be a classic.
Indiana Jones and the unexpected skin rash by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 01:19:31 PM
the old ladies dig it.
Indiana Jones & the Euthanasia Agrument With His Family by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:20:07 PM

Indiana Jones and the VHS Tape Won't Work in the DVDer by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:20:38 PM
"Damn kids and their gadgets"
Indiana Jones and the Refusal to Drive at Night by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:22:24 PM

Indiana Jones and the Complicated Seat Belt by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 01:22:25 PM
"Just don't crash into anything, Calista."
Indiana Jones Gets Himself Trapped in the Bathtub by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:23:06 PM

Indiana Jones and the Handicap Shower by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:23:40 PM
"This tubs got rails, Marion"
Indiana Jones and the Winnebago Vacation by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 01:23:56 PM
"Say, which way to the World Fair?"
Indiana Jones and the testicle fungus growth by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 01:24:33 PM
where there was two, there is now three...
Indiana Jones and the Duracell Battery Pack of 50 by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:25:01 PM
Old people aren't going to live very long, why do they need so many extra batteries?
Indiana Jones and the drooping man breasts by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 01:25:35 PM
time to put those pups in a 'Bro'.
Indiana Jones and the Inappropriate Racist Joke by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 01:26:15 PM
"Your savage friends gotta lighten up, Calista."
Indiana Jones and the Shuffle Board Game of Fate by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:26:55 PM
"Push hard, Marion. Trust me."
Indian Jones and the Search For Lucas's Next by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:28:03 PM
"There it Marion - under then chins"
I'm out for now... by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 01:28:45 PM
later folks.
Indiana Jones and the refusal to take up just one by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 01:29:03 PM
parking spot.
Indiana Jones and the Hunt For Red October: by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 01:29:14 PM
"I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?"
Radars on the Sea Bed by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 01:30:14 PM
"Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine."
Indiana Jones and the Surfeit of Air Miles by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 01:30:30 PM
"Can I get these exchanged for cash? Or maybe my own plane?"
Indiana Jones and the Seat at the Nursing Home Table by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:30:30 PM
Why are old people SO possessive of their seats? "I sit here in this chair every day for supper, Rene. I'm not moving! Wait 1,000 years for all I care!"
Indiana Jones and This Watch Belonged to Your Father by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:31:18 PM
Butch. And He it, the only place he could - up his ass
Indiana Jones and the Early Bedtime by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:32:05 PM
"5 O'clock. Time to be hitting the sack, Marion."
INDIANA JONES AND THE SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:32:47 PM
"..sigh...I remember globetrotting."
Indiana Jones and the Early Rising by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:33:01 PM
"2:30am already? Christ, I'm going to be late for breakfast!"
INDIANA JONES AND THE NOCTURNAL BATHROOM RACE by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:34:09 PM
"shit...shit...shit...shit.... .....SHIT!"
Indiana Jones and the AICN Talkback by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:34:56 PM
"Old, am I? You wiseass punks, if only I knew how to use a computer. Just wait til my grandson comes home and shows me ho to respond to your messages!"
Dick Nicely Takes a Well-Earned Break by Dick Nicely	Jan 5th, 2007 01:35:12 PM
Almost 9pm in France, the cigarette shops are about to close, and I got some local barflies to entertain. Catch y'all later down the trail...
INDIANA JONES PT. 5: STARRING WILFORD BRIMLEY by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:35:56 PM
"Yeah, I fight Nazis...it doesn't make sense NOT to!"
Indiana Jones and the Bypass Scar by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:35:59 PM

Indiana Jones Learns He's Diabetic by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:36:04 PM
"Next time, Indiana Jones, it'll take more than INSULIN to save you!"
INDIANA JONES AND THE 124 MATTED CATS by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:36:09 PM
Indy to his cats: "Welp, here comes the Board of Health guy up the sidewalk...we had a good run, boys."
Bravo, Dick. by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:36:47 PM
well-earned.
INDIANA JONES AND THE UNCHANGING LIFE INSURANCE PREMIUM by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:37:53 PM
"...and there's no need for a physical exam!"
INDIANA JONES AND THE GOOD FOLKS AT LIBERTY MEDICAL by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:38:43 PM
"Give 'em a call...there's just no reason not to!"
INDIANA JONES AND THE FART OF DUST by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:39:23 PM
Just like a mummy with gas
Indiana Jones and the AARP Guy by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:40:26 PM

Abomination by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:40:30 PM
"Sardine Finger Queen" = your rightful place in comedy valhalla. Christ, I'm crying!
Abomination by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:40:45 PM
"Sardine Finger Queen" = earns you your rightful place in comedy valhalla. Christ, I'm crying!
Ivan Reitman Script Pitch by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:41:50 PM
"Indy, Sallah, and Marcus Brody all live in New York City. Wait, hear me out on this. They work for the University as researchers of ancient relics, but kicked out and decide to go into business for themselves. Indy meets a chick named Marion who's refigerator is haunted by lightning, or fire, Power of god or something and Brody figures out that she's living in the corner penthouse of Spook Central. ShortRounds joins with team of ghost hunters and they battle a Sumerian god who wants control of the world....and at the end there's a giant Nazi made of jello who marches over the city."
Wow, a triple post... by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:41:59 PM
...guess which one is the final draft, kids!
Abomination by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:42:18 PM
"Sardine Finger Queen" = your rightfl place in comedy valhalla. Christ, I'm crying!
Indiana Jones and the Clapper that Stopped Working by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:43:21 PM
:-/
Indiana Jones and the Kidney Stone by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 01:44:09 PM
Indiana Jones and the Chamber of old musty things, Indiana Jones and the Prisoner of Alzheimers, Indiana Jones and the Goblet of forgotten warm milk, Indiana Jones and the Order of Generic Drugs, Indiana Jones and Half-dose of Viagra, Indiana Jones and the Deathly Hallows
Sardine Finger Queen = Nipples On Bat Suit by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:44:20 PM
Just kidding - funnist shit written on the TB's ever. You are king.
Indiana Jones and the Mothball / Mint Mistake by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 01:46:13 PM
"Breath smell like my cedar Marion"
INDIANA JONES AND THE TUBE SOCK OF LOOSE CHANGE by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:46:31 PM
"It can hurt ya like a whip, but it's full of cash money!"
Indiana Jones and the same breakfast every morning by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 01:48:33 PM
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Ivan Reitmann Script Pitch #2 by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:49:04 PM
"Okay, so Indy and Sallah are two researchers who find an extraterrestrial organism in an asteroid that has crashed to Earth. Though initially a simple goo, it rapidly evolves into a variety of creatures. Marion and Marcus Brody show up in attempt to control the new creatures that keep on evolving. With a little help from ShortRound and some Head and Shoulders shampoo, they kill off the invasive new creatures and save the world. So, you guys want to bankroll this movie, or what?"
Indiana Jones and the Christmas Present Danger by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 01:49:46 PM
"You took an oath, if you recall, when you first came to work for me. And I don't mean to the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, I mean to his boss... and I don't mean Santa Claus. You gave your word to his boss: you gave your word to the Grand Children of the United States. Your word is who you are."
INDIANA JONES AND THE BINDING CHEESE by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 01:52:27 PM
"Provolone......why'd it have to be provolone?"
Indiana Jones and the Incessant F5 button mashing by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 01:53:57 PM

Ivan Reitman Script Pitch #3 by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:54:22 PM
Indy is a ne'erdo-well taxi driver that quits his job to join the army. He convinces mild-mannered friend Marcus Brody to enlist with him. After bungling their way through basic training, and meeting two sexy MPs by the names of Marion Ravenwood and Willie Scott, Indy and Marcus Brody get separated from their platoon in Eastern Europe. The platoon gets caught by some Czech Commies. They rescue their platoon and "Big Thumb" Captn Katanga, and get home alive and well. Their Commander Rene Belloq is reassigned to duty at the South Pole. Comic genius, or what, guys?"
Indiana Jones and the exact change by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 01:54:43 PM
always needed no matter how long the line is behind you or how close it is to a whole dollar. "I have the $0.98 here somewhere...
Indiana Jones and the fridge full of Diet Rite by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 01:56:05 PM

Ivan Reitman Script Pitch #4 by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:57:53 PM
Indy is an undercover cop pretending to be a kindergarten teacher in Washington State. He befriends a kid named "ShortRound" only to find out his father, Lao Che, is the villain he's been undercover looking for. In the end, Indy and Lao duke it out in a school bathroom (only after Indy's partner is shot) and Lao Che and his nefarious mothe are put away for good. This plot giving you guys a tumor, or what?"
Indiana Jones and the Liver Transplant by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 01:58:44 PM
"What the hell was in that grail?"
Ivan Reitman Script Pitch #5 by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 01:59:17 PM
Indy dates this girl Marion, but when he breaks up with her finds out that, uh-oh, she has SUPERPOWERS! Marion spends the rest of the movie trying to exact revenge on Indy and...." oh, forget it.
Indiana Jones and The Testicle Rupture of Doom by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 02:02:28 PM

Raiders of the Itchy Anal Pinworm by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 02:03:50 PM

INDIANA JONES & THE BATTLE FOR CUSTODY OF THE GRANDKIDS by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 02:09:59 PM
...and I hope he gets it, too!
Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Missing Slipper by kinghenryVIII	Jan 5th, 2007 02:11:09 PM
"Damn Marion, the left is here somewhere"
Indiana Jones: Hearing Aid Runner by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 02:13:42 PM
"I've heard things you people wouldn't believe. Air ships on fire off the shoulder of the Hindenburg. I listened to Mola Ram twitter in the the dark near the Temple of Doom. I even sat through David Koepp's last script pitch, but I turned the battery off for that one, hehe. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
Indiana Jones and the Third Reich Donkey Puncher by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 02:14:23 PM

Yack - hope you've archived all of yours by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 02:15:16 PM
the royalties that you would be missing out on would be HUGE.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of ROYGBIV by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 02:20:25 PM

Indiana Jones and the potential signing of Tony Armas by just pillow talk	Jan 5th, 2007 02:22:37 PM
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY I hear laughter from above...and it's in a mocking tone.
Doc Brown Says by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 02:23:15 PM
"I still remember how Indy found that Ark. He was in the bathroom trying to hang a picture. The porcelain was wet, he slipped, hit his head and when he came to he had a vision. A vision of this!" (Points to a glowing Ark) "The Ark of the Covenant." MARTY Are you sure? DOC Pretty sure. MARTY What about the Headpiece to the Staff of Rah and the Map Room? DOC Tell me, Future Boy, who's president of the United States in 1985? MARTY What has that got to do with it? DOC Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
Thanks for the URL, Yack. I had a few last year too. by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 02:23:53 PM
Cases in point: "Indiana Jones and the White Buick LeSabre" "Indiana Jones and the Huge Black "Over-Glasses" Sunglasses" "Indiana Jones and the Torso Climbing Pants" "Indiana Jones and the 5pm Pajamas"
Indiana Jones and the Gay Marriage Ban by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 02:25:38 PM
"So what if he's a 13yr old filipino boy, I love Calista! You can't take that away from me, DAMN IT!"
Audrey II says by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 02:31:08 PM
"Feed me, Indy. Feed me all night long! Cause if you feed me, Indy, I can grow up, big and strong."
Indiana Jones and the Florida Coast by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 02:31:45 PM
"It's an absolute sin to accept the decline of old age. Why do things get worse and worse? They don't have to. They could get better and better. We don't accept that things fall apart. We eat when we can't chew, drink when we can't piss. We buy what we can't work and throw away everything that's useful. Why tell a man what he wants? Tell him what he doesn't need. Pretend he's got artificial hips and two catheters and piss that burns. It's wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. If we're washed up on this beach you probably don't need us."
Indiana Jones & Soaking Dentures (In the Coffee Mug) by NoHubris	Jan 5th, 2007 02:32:01 PM

Indiana Jones: Presumed Incontinent by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 02:39:06 PM
"saves the fluid that comes out when he removes his catheter. Puts it in a plastic bag. Puts the bag in the basement freezer, and... waits."
I'd rather watch Zyzzyx Road! by white owl	Jan 5th, 2007 02:42:04 PM

ZYZZYX Road...the movie that grossed $30 worldwide by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 02:46:45 PM
...not thirty million...thirty bucks.
Random Steven Spielberg Fact by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 02:46:47 PM
Was once the front runner to direct a movie based on a script he was absolutley fanatical about, but eventually lost out on. To this day he is pained whenever he looks at that movie's poster above his bed. The movie...Super Fuzz.
Tom Sizemore says: by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 02:47:09 PM
"Yeah, I was Indiana Jones. And I as Inheidi Fleiss and Incourtney Love...and I'll beat the shit out of the next fuck what calls me Michael Madsen."
George Carlin's Saftey Lecture says by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 02:48:22 PM
So, Indy had a flight on Lao Che Airlines the other week. You know, there's all kinda shit I will never understand about the airlines. First they tell you "Get on the plane, get on th eplane>" INDY says "FUCK YOU, I'm getting IN the plane!" Yes, there seems to be less wind in here! Indy prefers to be on the inside with you folks in uniform. That's another one. Now they call these people "uniformed crew members." First they were hostesses, then they were stewardess, then flight attendants. Well, INDY calls them "the lady on the plane!" Then they start the saftey lecture. INDY loves the Safety Lecture. The first thing they do is show how to fasten your safety belt. Great, Indy is on board a big plane full of adults, some of who are reasonably educated, and they wanna take time to demostrate the intricate workings of a BELT BUCKLE!" INDY fastenes his whip around his waist and calls it a day, goddamnit! "In the event of a sudden change of cabin pressure..." INDY knows this means "THE ROOF FLIES OFF!" "...a small mask will drop down. Place the mask over your own face first BEFORE helping any children around you...." Well, INDY does NOT need to be told THAT! (You're on your own, ShortRound!) "...and breathe normally." OH sure, INDY always breathes normally when he's in a 365mph vertical drop. He also SHITS normally. RIGHT IN HIS PANTS. The lecture continues. "In the event of a water landing..." INDY thinks this sounds suspiciously like CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN. "...your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device." Great, just want INDY wants. To Float around the North Atlantic for a couple of days clinging to a pillow full of BEER FARTS. No, Indy is not enamored with the airlines these days. Probably because before the flight could even end, the fucking pilots left with all the parachutes, leaving only chickens and me, who had to jump out of the fucking plane with a goddamn liferaft. Waterlanding MY ASS!!
Han Solo Says: by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 02:48:51 PM
"Where did you did up that old fossil?"
Used to fucking love Super Fuzz by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 02:49:29 PM
Haven't seen it in years. Love the Borgnine, tho.
Indiana Jones Wakes Up Next to Skeletor by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 02:54:05 PM

Han Solo Says: by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 02:54:22 PM
"Where did you dig up that old fossil" [I can read this shit but I can't type it!]
Indiana Jones and the Knights of Canasta by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 02:59:40 PM

INDIANA JONES VS THE HYPNOTOAD by slugbone	Jan 5th, 2007 03:06:02 PM
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NachoNegro by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 03:10:08 PM
you mentioned awhile back that BSB masturbates, thinking of Christopher Lambert. That's funny cause I masturbate and yell "There can be only One!". Just thought I'd share.
Indiana Jones and the by monkeybrow	Jan 5th, 2007 03:11:17 PM
indignation of being helped across the street by Short-Round
Raiders of the by monkeybrow	Jan 5th, 2007 03:12:56 PM
box-office past
Is it any wonder that Marcus Brody is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:13:23 PM
"COBRA DRY SUM"??? (Yes, this is my homage to the funny "Dr. Henry Jones" ones done earlier)
Is it any wonder that Marcus Brody is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:14:30 PM
"BAD CUM SORRY"???
Is it any wonder that Marcus Brody is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:15:35 PM
"YR BROADS CUM"???
Is it any wonder that Marcus Brody is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:16:27 PM
"BURSA MY CORD"???
Is it any wonder that Marcus Brody is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:17:13 PM
"CAD BY RUMORS"???
Is it any wonder that Marcus Brody is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:18:20 PM
"SORRY CAD BUM"???
Is it any wonder that Marcus Brody is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:19:14 PM
"ARMY CUB RODS"???
Is it any wonder that Marcus Brody is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:21:04 PM
"YA SCRUB DORM"???
Is it any wonder that Marcus Brody is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:21:42 PM
"RAMS BOY CRUD"???
Is it any wonder Marion Ravenwood is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:23:33 PM
"A MAVEN ODOR I WORN"??
Is it any wonder Marion Ravenwood is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:24:55 PM
"A REAM DONOR IN VOW"???
Is it any wonder Marion Ravenwood is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:25:33 PM
"A REAM ROD IN NO VOW"???
Is it any wonder Marion Ravenwood is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:26:28 PM
"A NEAR RID MOON VOW"???
Is it any wonder Marion Ravenwood is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:27:55 PM
"A ARID VENOM OWN OR"???
Is it any wonder Marion Ravenwood is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:28:43 PM
"A AD VERMIN ON OR OW"???
Indiana Jones: A Ninja Onside by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 03:28:53 PM
Co-starring Jackie Chan. "Don't talk. Just dig."
Is it any wonder ShortRound is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:29:39 PM
"ROTUND RHOS"???
Is it any wonder ShortRound is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:30:56 PM
"DONOR HURTS"???
Is it any wonder ShortRound is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:31:57 PM
"ROD RUNS HOT"???
Is it any wonder ShortRound is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:33:12 PM
"TURDS HONOR"???
That's funny, just mention BSB, and stoops shows up by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 03:33:47 PM

Is it any wonder ShortRound is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:34:12 PM
"RODS OH RUNT"???
Is it any wonder ShortRound is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:35:50 PM
"SH DOOR RUNT"???
Is it any wonder Willie Scott is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:37:26 PM
"ICE TWILL SOT"???
Is it any wonder Willie Scott is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:38:02 PM
"LICE SLIT TWO"???
Indiana Jones and the Never Ending Badger Song by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 03:38:42 PM
snake, snake, oh it's a snake, badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom, badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Is it any wonder Willie Scott is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:39:00 PM
"SLICE TIT OWL"???
Is it any wonder Willie Scott is an anagram for by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 03:39:52 PM
"COIL WET SLIT"???
Indiana Jones: Adjoin Sienna by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 03:42:04 PM
Co-starring Sienna Miller as the hot nurse at the retirement home...
George Lucas is an anagram for by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 03:42:10 PM
"jar jar binks" now it all makes sense
MELTING OWL AND UNSOCIABLE HAMMER? by Ricky Henderson	Jan 5th, 2007 04:06:17 PM
Where the fuck is Sherm these days anyway?
Indiana Jones has a beer and cheets on Marion by 0rcus	Jan 5th, 2007 04:08:41 PM

Indiana Jones flames Optimus Prime by 0rcus	Jan 5th, 2007 04:09:52 PM

Is it any wonder Marion Ravenwood is an anagram for by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 04:10:51 PM
Avoid Warren Moon???
Indiana Jones and the quest for a cheap gas station by 0rcus	Jan 5th, 2007 04:21:19 PM
"I found the fucking Ark of the Covenant for christsakes, why can't I save a goddam nickle per gallon"
Indiana Jones and the Spear of Britney by 0rcus	Jan 5th, 2007 04:33:43 PM
"Somebody's gotta find this girls undies"
The Marion Ravenwood Code by David Koepp by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 04:35:59 PM
Minor veranda woo won radioman over. Woo Roman invader, invade narrow moo! Onward omnivore, a worn diorama oven - mandarin over woo - woven airman odor. Ovarian demon row, nirvana owed room! Drown avian Romeo, wino vendor aroma varied maroon now, avow admirer noon. Avoid warmer noon. Vain marooned row rained maroon vow. Narrowed vain moo! Naive narrow mood. Waived moron roan, rain avowed moron, armored nova wino. Avowed roman iron onion waved armor. Woman vino roared! I overran woodman raved maroon wino. Row naive doorman, random vain wooer, naive on wardroom. Airmen avow donor. Avow marine donor. Overdo Rain Woman, mooned via narrow wood manor ravine. Maroon van weirdo - Roman van woodier! Ironware van doom. Moan narrow video. Avoid Warren Moon!
INDIANA JONES HAS A BEER AND GOTTA EET by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 04:55:33 PM
word
Actually, those would be good names for the villains... by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 05:04:26 PM
Roman Van Woodier. Maroon Van Weirdo. Ironware Van Doom. They should cast Vin Diesel to play all three parts.
And Warren Moon as the "new" Nazi Mechanic by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 05:10:10 PM

punchline? by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 5th, 2007 05:29:24 PM
what did i write that made you think tere was more coming? i simply called you a moron, plain and simple? and i'm LAUGHING at how you arent even trying to be clever anymore, just throwing insults in a sa attemp to establish dominance. and when did i say i was a "king of the TBs" as you put it? im pretty new on here, actually. i mean, how can i compete with someone who holds the prestigious title of The Official AICN TB Bitch? or NachoNegro The Stooge? c'mon, thats royalty. youre known and hated by all. so bask in your 15 minutes fuckers, since its the most aknowlegement youll ever recieve in your pathetic lives. ive accomplished a lot of my goals at a relitively young age...i have a family, a career, a home...wow, talk about a sucky life. you have, lets see...your mom, her basement, internet porn, peanut butter, your dog, and your balls (as miniscule as they might be) so forgive me in i covet all that you have. can you blame me? btw, hows this for a punchline? I'm SORRY...bitch
Yack, that was funny shit! by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 05:40:54 PM
I just saw the other thread and started LMAO!!! I think they closed it down, I wasn't able to post props to ya. Bravo Alpha, bravo!
Can it? by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 05:59:52 PM

...possibly reach... by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 06:00:33 PM

...1700?? by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 06:01:12 PM
maybe?
I'm thinking... by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 06:02:00 PM

HELL YEAH! by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 06:02:52 PM
Somewhere a small kazoo buzzes...
1700 by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jan 5th, 2007 06:20:37 PM
is like, the death number for TBs. might break 2000...maybe
Indiana Jones And The Travel Sweets Of Doom by misnomer	Jan 5th, 2007 06:22:02 PM
"choose wisely"
belloq picks the sweet by misnomer	Jan 5th, 2007 06:24:37 PM
wrapper suspiciously loose...sweet suspiciously lacking a coating of sugar BELLOQ "AWWA GAWD THIS HAS BEEN SUCKED AND PUT BACK IN THE WRAPPER!!!" ...."he chose....poorly."
Bellow Picks Golden Ticket- Film at 11!! by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 06:29:18 PM
Watch Rene Belloq and Grandpa Joe dance around the shabby shack and sing on Fox 11 news...tonight at 10!
fuck. I mean t "BELLOQ" not "Bellow" by finky089	Jan 5th, 2007 06:33:28 PM
ruined everything.....EVERYTHING.
Indiana Jones and the Scratch-nSniff Taint by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 06:41:33 PM

When does voting start for "best of" Indy titles by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 06:44:23 PM

An Ode to Elsa Schneider, by Piped Vodka & Poked Vapid by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 06:56:42 PM
Elsa Schneider cheered snails. Elsa Schneider relishes dance. Elsa Schneider declares shine. Lanced heiress classed herein, encased relish. Heraldic sense enriched sales, cleansed shire, cleared shines. Salience herds cleaner dishes, searches lined larcenies shed. Hides cleansers – Cereals shined! – Increases held. Chile dearness, chaise slender needless chair, shields careen endless achier. Cheesier land’s diesel ranches reach idleness, relished canes search linseed, lichens erased heedless cairn. Elsa Schneider heard silences, nieces’ heralds lashed sincere, hailed screens’ shared licence reined clashes, relined chases, inhered scales. Elsa Schneider handles cerise, cheers denials, enriches deals, niches leaders, inches dealers. Elsa Schneider inhales creeds, eases children, reclines heads, recess inhaled. Shade reclines shared silence. Elsa Schneider crashed senile, shares decline. Rinsed leaches, acridness heel! Elsa Schneider nicer headless, chisel endears.
Indiana Jones and the Lap Dance of Death by mrfan	Jan 5th, 2007 07:01:10 PM
eom
INDIANA JONES AND THE COBWEBBED NUTSACK by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 09:20:21 PM
boo-yah
INDIANA JONES IS HEALTHY ENOUGH FOR SEXUAL ACTIVITY by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 09:21:13 PM
...that's what I heard.
INDIANA JONES ASKS A DOCTOR IF CIALIS IS RIGHT FOR HIM by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 09:22:16 PM
Play it safe, Indy!
INDIANA JONES AND THE GAPING MOUTHFUL OF MASHED POTATOS by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 09:24:32 PM
...yet I can't look away.
INDIANA JONES AND THE REALLY GOOD EPISODE OF 'LINGO' by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 09:31:55 PM
"It..it's like linguistic bingo!"
INDIANA JONES FORGETS HOW TO WASH HIS BALLS by Cletus Van Damme	Jan 5th, 2007 09:34:05 PM
"I'm not sure what that smell is, pop, it's been here for days. Burning pencil shavings, maybe?"
Indiana Jones and the Fistful of Scratchoff Tickets by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 09:43:13 PM

Indiana Jones and the Box of Colon Blow by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 09:45:52 PM
now with more fiber
random Spielberg Fact by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 09:50:36 PM
loves the Popeyes chicken
Random Spielberg Fact by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 09:56:10 PM
Has a tattoo of Ash on his left butt check above the words Klatu Verata Neckto
Kate Capshaw says: by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 09:59:09 PM
"Yi wang si-i wa ye kan dao, Xin li bian yao la jing bao jin tian zhi Dao, Anything goes."
Indiana Jones and the Oleoresin of Paprika Stain by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 10:00:14 PM

Indiana Jones and the Walker Leg Stuck in the Sidewalk by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 10:02:45 PM

Indiana Jones and the Fiery Crematorium by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:10:20 PM

Indiana Jones and the Poking Turtle head by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 10:10:46 PM

Indiana Jones and the WAY Too Long Prostate Exam by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 10:12:54 PM

Indiana Jones and the Funerary Casket by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:16:13 PM

Indiana Jones and the Pet Sematary of Doom by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:18:14 PM

Indiana Jones and Zombies Gotta Eat by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:20:54 PM

Indiana Jones and the Undertaker's Daughter by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:22:20 PM

Indian Jones and the FF Diorama Instruction Booklet by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 10:24:55 PM

Indiana Jones and the Angry Mods by S-Mart shopper	Jan 5th, 2007 10:32:28 PM
Raiders of the Low Bandwidth, Indiana Jones and the Last Scolding of Overzealous Tb'ers
Indian Bones and the Prairie Ghost by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:35:24 PM

Indiorama Jones and the Daguerreotype of Doom by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:39:29 PM

Indiana Jones and the Rendezvous with Diorama by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:44:58 PM

Tommy Lee Jones and the Men in Black by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:50:49 PM

Catherine Zeta Jones and the Darling Buds of Inheritanc by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 10:53:17 PM

James Earl Jones and the Kingdom of Mufasa by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 11:01:54 PM

Marion Jones and the Men in White Labcoats by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 11:04:35 PM

David Jones and the Spiders From Mars by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 11:06:51 PM

Diana Wynne Jones and Howl's Moving Castle by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 11:10:06 PM

Davy Jones and the Eponymous Locker by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 11:13:05 PM

Indiana Jones and the Stairlift to Heaven by rosasaks	Jan 5th, 2007 11:16:01 PM

Yackbacker... by 0rcus	Jan 5th, 2007 11:22:45 PM
Just showing my concern as someone whose been there
It seems that after the second day.. by 0rcus	Jan 5th, 2007 11:41:34 PM
the Tb's turn into slugfests
Holy Sweet Talkin' Toffee Apples by Dick Nicely	Jan 6th, 2007 01:34:35 AM
I wake up slightly hungover after getting into an ill-advised drinking match with a genuine ex-Legionnaire and salsa dancing with some Colombians, and this thing is still going strong. Think we can make it to 2000 posts, fellas? I've got enough coffee here to wake up Jack Kerouac.

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