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Ozzy!! Yul!! Becky!! Sundra!! Adam!! Last SURVIVOR Of 2006!!

First by studvike	Dec 17th, 2006 12:01:47 AM
Yeah bitches
Herc, you forgot to add porn actor to Ozzy's resume! by HellKing	Dec 17th, 2006 12:52:24 AM
Here's a link to all his glory: www.beasleyuncut.com/OzzySurvi vor.html
morals vs. ethics by ENAN	Dec 17th, 2006 01:52:14 AM
Could Ozzy possibly win were he to admit being in adult films? I honestly don't think so. I hated Ozzy at the beginning of the show when he was purposefully losing challenges. Then as the show progressed he really stepped up as a competitor and I started rooting for him. He was kinda like a cool Terry from the Panama series. But now that I know he has been that desperate, or even more likely, so much of a "loner", as Pavarti described him, that he could earn a living so superficially...Don't get me wrong, porn is essential. I mean it! However, when I am calculating who I would like to know is clearing just over 500000 after taxes. Who is actually going to do something worthwhile with it. I remember having trouble with Aras winning, even though I liked him, because he didn't seem to have the ambition in real life. Aras like Ozzy, seem so opportunistic in their real lives that their performance as survivors loses merit. Becky is the most useless...and Sundra, she seems nice, but a winner? Yul, sly quirky Yul, I guess I want him to win. Only since real Ozzy failed me. Yul doesn't need the money, but he will put it to good use. It's too bad about Adam. He is the doofus we have all be buds with at some point. Glad he lost his harem though. I miss Flicka.
Survivor by Hyphin	Dec 17th, 2006 02:17:38 AM
is actually still entertaining. I like it. However, I hate how they called...damn...forget her name....blonde girl that Adam liked....well they say her 'profession' is a 'Pre-Med' student.....WHAT?...Im not sure about the US, but in Canada, a Pre Med student is any kid in science. It really is nothing to be proud about. Its whether or not you get in. Incidently, I am Pre-Med. Also, I will get in, God willing.
WHY OZ? WHY??? by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 08:16:17 AM
WHY DIDN'T YOU GET WITH P IN THAT HOT TUB??? SHE WAS WILLING. BUT NOOO!!! I WOULDA BEEN LIKE: "YUL wink wink GTFO!!!"
This season has been pretty by Itchy	Dec 17th, 2006 08:25:03 AM
entertaining, I must say. Oh - and I really wouldn't mind putting it to Pavrati. What an annoying, conceited, imperious little bitch. I would definately have to put her in her place.
Sundra: Absolutely FANTASTIC CLEAVAGE. by Nosferatu Jones	Dec 17th, 2006 10:53:07 AM
Her low-cut tops during the tribal counsels are amazingly distracting. Best Survivor cleavage ever...???
"Menchy" Yul? by Nosferatu Jones	Dec 17th, 2006 10:57:32 AM
Herc: Obviously not Jewish, judging from his spelling.
parvati has the best body of any "survivor" contestant by Toe Jam	Dec 17th, 2006 12:21:37 PM
but she's got kind of a butter face.
Toe Jam by nalapou	Dec 17th, 2006 01:06:10 PM
No. Parvati is easily the hottest contestant in Suvivor history, she puts Julie Berry, Elisabeth Hassleback, Jenna Moresca and Amber Brkish to shame. Every time shes on screen I just think WOW. I love her face. And plus shes a friggin boxer!! And her face still looks like that??! Amazing.
parvati by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 05:27:25 PM
Is fugly....seriously. Nice body but that face looks like refried beans. Was ozzy really in a Porn? I want him to win
As hot as Parvati was, she wasn't the hottest. by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 07:02:23 PM
No, that one chick that was on the Latino tribe had her beat. Paul wasn't on The Late Show the nigt she appeared and Dave seemed to reeeally like her because he said "I wish Paul was here so I cold have someone to talk to about her".
parvati's totally ugly... by Son of Batman	Dec 17th, 2006 07:21:50 PM
and I guess you guys are waaay into skinny, flat-assed, boobless chicks like Paris Hilton.
lol, Parvati "flat-assed"??? by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 07:27:40 PM
Where were you during all of those closeups of that booty during the challenges?
Cecilia by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 07:34:51 PM
Thats who I was thinking of.
Y'know, I'm a little shocked no one is in here. by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 07:38:32 PM
The last few finale talkbacks, (Danni was the last winner wasn't she?) were pretty busy. And despite the ratings dropoff this season, it was one of the best in awhile. SO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS???
Sundra's gone by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 07:53:53 PM
They won't risk a tie, and if they vote Becky out, it's a automatic vote for Yul.
The Jury by Donnie_Drunko	Dec 17th, 2006 07:59:21 PM
Its been clear for weeks the jury cringes at everything Yul and Becky say. Looks like its the King of the Porn Jungles time to beat his chest and growl with victory.
30 minutes, no fire, LOL. by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 08:09:20 PM
1hr, OMG. "Ok stop, we're gonna go with matches."
That was hands down the... by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 08:13:39 PM
funniest moment in Survivor history. This was kinda pointless anyways, neither one had a snowballs chance in hell of winning the million.
Was really pulling for Sundra by Donnie_Drunko	Dec 17th, 2006 08:18:16 PM
Not that she was all that productive. I just think Becky has sucked since day one. Yul tries too hard at trying to be human. Oz already has it made banging hot chicks in porn so it left Sundra. Then came the fire thing and she just totally sucked at that so it was fitting I guess.
MATCHES !! by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 08:21:23 PM
I thought he was joking when he said that. They sucked.
Ozzy= million dollars by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 08:22:54 PM
just give it to the dude.
Back to the ratings decline... by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 08:30:55 PM
Was it due to the "controversy" of the segregated tribes, or were viewers jus getting tired of the show? If it was because they were tired, now would be the perfect time to try a cold weathered Survivor. I'd love to see a Alaskan edition.
Ozzy just pulled a Johnny Fairplay. by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 08:39:34 PM
I betcha anything.
Ozzy has no Father by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 08:41:26 PM
he is a crafty LIAR !!!
Speaking of Fairplay... by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 08:45:33 PM
Jonathan, is almost as big of a prick as he is...er, was. I can't say "is" because the guys a total asshole now.
ARMED AND FAMOUS!!! HOLY SHIT!!! by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 08:48:35 PM
Jack Osbourne? Weeman?? Eric Estrada??? Trish Stratus???? I'M SO THERE!
jonathon voted for Yul?? by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 08:51:03 PM
he is a mad man
Do we get a ultra-cheesy intro by Probst??? by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 08:51:33 PM
No. Gawd dammit, they cheated us again!
Wow, Yul? Wow. by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 08:56:19 PM
Are you shitting me? Wow. I thought Ozzy had that locked up. Wow. It woulda been cool if there had been a tie. Wow. This ws a fantastic season. Wow.
Yul got to be kidding me by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 08:57:20 PM
Why did they vote for him?
It's all fixed, but good for Yul by Lago	Dec 17th, 2006 08:59:12 PM
Don't kid yourself, it would have been a boring finish with any other final three......as always, the producers have to rig the ending to maximize tension.
Yul..Ozzie...Does it Matter? by Donnie_Drunko	Dec 17th, 2006 09:00:44 PM
When we are just a few days away from seeing Rocky Balboa.
Ozzy is Joey Lawrence by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 09:03:55 PM
Or the dead singer from INXS
Parvati all cleaned up? NOT as hot. Not even close. by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 09:08:46 PM
Sundra? Freakin' AMAZING.
parvati by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 09:13:57 PM
when she smiles looks like a Predator. or a catfish. Ugly. Becky looks like a whore/Connie Chung and Jonathan looks like a Insurance Salesman.
"whore/Connie Chung"? by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 09:20:15 PM
Um, okay. I was thinking of Michelle Kwan, but thats a interesting comparison. But I, in no way agree with it. Connie Chung looks like a whore? You don't think that was the reason Dan was so unhappy with the coanchor stuation?
Jenny = :) by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 09:23:55 PM
btw, this guy singing supposedly never applied for the show, they went after him because they wanted a jazz musician.
"Where my skills came to fruit..." by Lago	Dec 17th, 2006 09:25:02 PM
Gotta love Ozzy, mental giant.
HAHAhahaahaha by Donnie_Drunko	Dec 17th, 2006 09:25:11 PM
What a craptastic song lol
im pretty convinced eddieWOODgo is gay by nalapou	Dec 17th, 2006 09:34:37 PM
not that there's anything wrong with that... he just clearly doesn't like hot women.
I'll believe it when I see it. by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 09:50:28 PM
"One of the most controversial decisions eer by Survivor will have America talking." Yeah, just like Parvati slicing her finger was the big medical emergency they had promised.
parvati= fishwoman by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 09:54:33 PM
"Every time shes on screen I just think WOW. I love her face. And plus shes a friggin boxer!! And her face still looks like that??! Amazing."----- Are you serving time in Jail? I said she has a nice body, but that face looks like Stoltz/Mask
Becky="whore/Connie Chung"??? Parvati="Stoltz/Mask"??? by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 09:56:35 PM
WTF are you smoking Eddie?
marijuana by EddieWOODgo	Dec 17th, 2006 10:00:28 PM
hehehehe
Just Found Out by Donnie_Drunko	Dec 17th, 2006 10:02:09 PM
That Cowboy lives right down the road a few miles. I had no clue he was living in VA. The local news said something about him owning a nail salon. They showed his friends watching the show in a local Lodge. Sad but it looked like only 4 people was watching him. First Borat comes to our Rodeo and now Cowboy. Maybe we will get Pee Wee next.
Cowboy, Big Tom, Johnny Fairplay... by Shermdawg	Dec 17th, 2006 10:09:43 PM
Three of the most memorable Survivors are from our area Donnie. Hopefully Cowboy will be back for the next Allstars edition, but Jeff HATES Johnny, so I doubt we'll see him again.
Why can't everyone find Parvati hideous?? by Hercules	Dec 17th, 2006 10:11:24 PM
Because then she would be mine all mine!!
Also, if a vote for Becky caused a tie ... by Hercules	Dec 17th, 2006 10:17:46 PM
I wonder if Jeff would make Yul and Ozzy build fire live to break it ...
You can have Partwati, Herc. by Zarles	Dec 17th, 2006 10:46:39 PM
Only the guy who swore that Candace was in love with him was dumber than that horse-faced dimwit. If she had forgotten to pack her bikini, she would've been the first one out. I've thrown away bad produce that was more intelligent. Geesh.
Parvati... by BlockbusterWhore	Dec 17th, 2006 10:55:25 PM
Her last name is literally "SHALLOW"...WOW!
My favorite Partwati moment... by Zarles	Dec 17th, 2006 11:40:55 PM
...was early in the season when she attempted to flirt with Nate by telling him she'd bet that he was able to eat a lot of meat. Um...
Parvati's got a flat ass... by Son of Batman	Dec 18th, 2006 01:54:08 AM
not even compared to other asses on the show. Just a flat, thin-cheeked, white girl ass. You never see any cheek. And she would've totally blown Ozzy if Yul hadn't been in the hot tub with them. She's a boxer like that one guy was a rocket scientist.
Third choice Becky? Becky =Perot by Dazzler69	Dec 18th, 2006 06:50:39 AM
She did not even cause a blip for mixing up the votes. Should have gone down to two again for final vote. "I should win because I played a social game." Bah!
YUL FTW! by Atomica	Dec 18th, 2006 08:21:08 AM
Glad he won, he deserves it~!
Parvati brings new meaning to the word "shallow" by SpyGuy	Dec 18th, 2006 10:08:19 AM
Hi, I'm smiling at you and batting my eyelashes. Give me a million dollars.
Good ending to a shitty season... by FilmNerdJamie	Dec 18th, 2006 12:12:55 PM
Great to see the best player (Yul) actually win, but saying "noone's controlled the game before like him" is bullshit; Brian Heidik - Survivor: Thailand winner controlled the game from Day 1 to Night 39. And that guy totally fooled his tribemates into thinking he was a nice guy when he was really cold-blooded calculating mastermind.
I wish it were someone besides Becky. by Zarles	Dec 18th, 2006 01:29:13 PM
A really tight three way race for the win would've been great, but it was nice to see Yul take it. Well-deserved. If Ozzy would've won, I would've felt the same way.
Re: FilmNerdJamie by Razz Matazz	Dec 18th, 2006 03:38:50 PM
Despite his 3rd place finish, I think that Survivor:Amazon's Rob Cesternino is the all-time Survivor master manipulator. He not only made people do exactly what he wanted, but he made them believe it was their own idea.
FilmNerdJamie by INWOsuxRED	Dec 18th, 2006 03:44:03 PM
That guy kills puppies, but you're right, both Hatch & the puppy killing used car salesman controlled the game more than Yul. Lots of Yul's tribe's comeback was flukes of luck. To top that off, they said Ozzy was the most physically dominant, which I would probably dispute too, although Ozzy did have the ability to win challenges that were obviously designed to be won by women, so he gets some props for that.
Rob C is definitely one of by FilmNerdJamie	Dec 18th, 2006 05:15:57 PM
Rob C is definitely one of the BEST Survivor players of all-time, and I give him ALOT of props for the stuff he pulled on The Amazon. But it's still Heidik who dominated physically and strategically from Day 1 unlike any other player. Rob C's fellow tribemates from The Amazon figured out what he was doing during the 39 days and it came back to bite him in the ass (i.e. he made Final 3 instead of Final 2!) While Heidik's cast didn't find out about how much he mind-fucked them until AFTER the season finished taping and they saw his cold confessionals. Btw, I'm not trying to take away from Yul's (well-deserved) victory. But it's annoying when Probst exagerates shit (i.e. "Ozzy dominated physically unlike no other Survivor player?" Bullshit. Outback's Runner-Up Colby.)
InCesternino is a fucking douchebag. by Zarles	Dec 18th, 2006 06:26:06 PM
Heidik and Hatch would have him doing the Truffle Shuffle for peanut butter and chocolate inside of the first three days if they had the chance. He played a decent mental game in the Amazon, but mainly because his fellow castmembers were complete jerkoffs who only knew it was time to go to the bathroom when shit was running down their legs.
Parvati by optimus122	Dec 18th, 2006 06:45:34 PM
Is ultra hot , especially without the makeup..great eyes and just a hot looking face..and a killer body..lots of azzzhats here as usual..please , all of you..die already.
Dexter talkback by MapMan	Dec 18th, 2006 08:04:11 PM
Where is it??
You guys putting down Parvati and Becky, by johnnyangel	Dec 18th, 2006 08:20:59 PM
Are really pathetic, dissing a couple of girls who wouldn't fuck you in a million years. Drop the bitterness. Embrace your virginity. Oh yeah, I forgot, you girlfriend in Canada is totally hot.
Rob C. didn't win... twice! by HellKing	Dec 18th, 2006 08:56:49 PM
He ain't smart!
johnny, I never put down Parvati. by Shermdawg	Dec 18th, 2006 09:30:29 PM
I just said she wasn't as hot all cleaned up. Which, if you think about it, is kinda a compliment. And btw, Kristin is my ex-wife, not my girlfriend.
Survivor is ruined by success by Messyjoe	Dec 19th, 2006 12:06:15 AM
I have a lot of problems with Survivor in recent years. For example they get old people to attract that demographic, then make them do hard physical tasks that will give them heart attacks. Since they make a lot of money, they have to employ dozens of workers to make ridiculous repetitive puzzles. There is no imagination on the tasks they can think of! The producers can manipulate who gets ahead, simply by putting a game up next that favours the speedy, or swimmer or thinker, etc. Yet they are not smart enough when they offer the secret immunity token, they think the contestant will only dramatically pull it out when voted against. Yul of course annnounced he had it, so nobody ever bothered voting against him, after all what's the use? Did he deserve it? He just got lucky finding it. There should be a more even playing field. And why only incompetent city people? There sould be more interesting twists where they actually did some surviving learning. Now, the most devious is the eventual winner usually. A lesson for America! Lie and cheat and you win! The tribal system which is automatic on who gets eliminated shoul dbe scrubbed. Bring back bug eating. Have them go native. Let them fight each other. Set tasks like finding an edible plant first. Yes, I am begging that the show become more creative. Otherwise like LOST which very quickly decided that they will move at snail's pace because they have no idea what to do next, they will go into the toilet.
Have to agree about Parvati by optimus122	Dec 19th, 2006 04:28:22 AM
She definitely looks better without makeup on..shes still megahot with a kickass bod.
"looks better without makeup" by EddieWOODgo	Dec 19th, 2006 08:25:48 AM
now I know you parvati fans need help. I really thought that was a joke..........now I'm just amazed.
Yeah, it's those shitty makeup artists they hired. by Shermdawg	Dec 19th, 2006 12:29:49 PM
We said the same thing about Stef last year. We all agreed that "Dirty Stef" was waaay hotter. The only two that actually looked better at the reunion, were Jenny (cutie patootie) and Sundra(gorgeous).
Chicks look better without makeup by Itchy	Dec 19th, 2006 12:35:34 PM
It's true. Survivor is proof. Stephanie ? Pretty hot covered in dirt and grime, but a clownish hoochie-mama when she's done up. Amber Brkich ? Much better when fresh-faced and somewhat sweaty than when she's made up like a $2.00 ho. Parvarti is just the latest to prove this truth. (Exception to rule: Cameron Diaz - she can be made up to look good, but au natural is one nasty freak)
Random replies to nobody before the topic vanishes by INWOsuxRED	Dec 19th, 2006 08:45:18 PM
Elizabeth Hurley is famous for being unattractive without makeup and whatnot, but there are plenty of celebrities, particularly ones holding onto fading beauty that aren't good looking without some very talented make-up artists. However, I almost always find the Survivor girls to be more attractive while playing the game. I know they do get more personal care than they let on though, I'm not so sure the girls are 100% untouched when they are playing the game, but rather they're made up to look more natural. I married my Canadian girlfriend. MessyJoe, what you want from the new Survivor sounds alot like the way they hyped the preview for next season. I thought this season's challenges were mostly pretty good and different, and they added enough to the old standards to make it new. I generally look at Survivor more like a pro sports season than as a typical reality show. I just don't think they should stray too far from the formula. I would have used Ethan as an example of a physically dominant player, and he went on to win the whole thing, based mostly on how he didn't lose individual challenges and played the straight up game. Ethan was way more versatile that Colby. That guy who had the idol last season also physically dominated an entire tribe of enemies who made no bones about being an enemy. Did anyone else wonder why Yul, Becky, or anyone else didn't bring up how often Ozzy wanted to deny food to other players? With one vote difference, you'd think that would be a big point of showing people that Ozzy wasn't JUST playing an awe-shucks physical game, but was also willing to fuck people over on a much more personal level than Yul.

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