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Dear lord… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 10:56:18 AM
That is all.
FIRST!!! by THE REAL DOC WAGNER JR.	Dec 15th, 2006 10:57:34 AM
YA
First? by clone-o-mat	Dec 15th, 2006 10:58:36 AM
For real, yo?
nope... by clone-o-mat	Dec 15th, 2006 10:59:30 AM
turns out I'm neither horseshoe nor hand grenade : (
It rules selling out? by deanamatronix	Dec 15th, 2006 11:00:33 AM
And being fat? Sure. And I'm sure dying of a cholesterol induced heart attack is the ultimate trip, yeah?
Oh come on now ... by Shan	Dec 15th, 2006 11:02:01 AM
Use talkbackers would put up a much better fight than that ...
the sail barge was pretty dope though… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 11:07:53 AM
and Ritchie's shades were kinda funny too.
You can also be in my next movie. by TraumReiter	Dec 15th, 2006 11:09:16 AM
For free! Here's my latest www.zombiewestern.de
I think my IQ just dropped after watching that. by kinghenryVIII	Dec 15th, 2006 11:15:11 AM
But it was my fault for hitting play anyway. The Sail Barge was cool though. Lindsays voice grated on my spine.
...brain... by RaveX	Dec 15th, 2006 11:23:15 AM
...hurts...
Five whores and no sex??? by MoviePirate	Dec 15th, 2006 11:26:33 AM
Could someone made a hentai out of this.
I only want to see it if... by Doctor_Sin	Dec 15th, 2006 11:27:01 AM
The Olsen twins are replaced with Beyonce and Shakira; All four of them are naked and covered in baby oil; I am with them; And if I have an endless supply of Viagra and no time limits. Otherwise, who cares? Harry needs his own animated show on Cartoon Network, adult-themed like Drawn Together (seriously!)...it'd rule.
Jabba the Hutt by MoviePirate	Dec 15th, 2006 11:31:28 AM
Aint't that Jabba the Hutt with Harry's mask on.
I'm sorry I clicked this link. by Badger999	Dec 15th, 2006 11:39:08 AM
I think I'll not watch whatever's posted here. I'll go look at that drawing of Angelina Jolie nekkid in "Beowulf" again.
Pretty funny by Daddylonghead	Dec 15th, 2006 11:40:15 AM
Lohan's voice was especially enjoyable.
Thank you Harry.... by solartaco3	Dec 15th, 2006 11:43:59 AM
I know we're sometimes bad and the assholes at CHUD look down their nose at us. But goddamn I love you and the Talkbackers!
TOO SOON by Pageiv	Dec 15th, 2006 11:44:10 AM
That was funny, what you all smoking?
WTF!!! by Gabba-UK	Dec 15th, 2006 12:07:02 PM
That is all I have to say on the matter.
Jim Carrey by emeraldboy	Dec 15th, 2006 12:10:02 PM
I used to be a Jim Carrey fan but after the news I heard today. I going to give him a very wide berth. You see Carrey went to Cruises wedding with new girlfriend JennyMcCarthey. and now news has start to filter through that Carrey has become a friend of the Cruises. SO what you may say? WE all know what happens to people who become the Cruises new best friends. First Carrey's agent is fired after 15 years in september of this year and then we hear that Carrey is taking interest in Cruises beliefs. I have no problem in Carrey dating whoever he likes but I have huge in problem in Carrey becoming a cruise-bot. Cruise-bots have zero sense of humour. This is the one thing Carrey is famous for. Zany comedy. His new film is anything but zany and another new best friend of cruise is J-lo and her hubby Marc Antohny. They have all denied that they are cruise bots. Fools and there money are quickly parted. Goodbye Jim Carrey it was nice knowing you.
WTF? by KoozyK	Dec 15th, 2006 12:16:05 PM
that wasn't funny at all! a lot of in jokes that weren't even great ones at that. what that short film needed was one or both of the following:1) Harry drinks a beer and cheats on his wife for us old school aicn readers. 2)TOO SOON! for you new whipper-snappers. Of couse with the addition of both those jokes, i still wouldn't be funny.
ok, that was funny by macgruder	Dec 15th, 2006 12:23:49 PM
REAL FUNNY, I still love ya harry.
The sail barge was cool... by abominate	Dec 15th, 2006 12:24:06 PM
...and the puking. And Boba Fett.
To make it more realistic by veritasses	Dec 15th, 2006 12:25:26 PM
they should’ve added the underage cheerleader from Heroes chained in Harry’s dungeon as well as Harry’s nephew with poop filled diapers. Sticking in a Transformers/Michael Bay reference might've made it current and appropriate too.
OK.... by PwnedByStallone	Dec 15th, 2006 12:25:36 PM
THAT was the greatest damn thing ever put on this website! Harry, can't you afford stomach stapling by now? There's no shame in it. You're going to have a coronary bro.
What A Torture Porn!!!!! by DerLanghaarige	Dec 15th, 2006 12:29:50 PM
Apart from that, it was funny ^_^
The Guy is Proud of looking like that? by DonMurphysTool	Dec 15th, 2006 12:41:13 PM
slit- wrists-now
Thank you sir, may I have another? by ATARI	Dec 15th, 2006 12:47:53 PM
In the next one, make sure to have a scene where Harry's nose is shoved up Peter Jackson's ass.
That can't be Harry.... by Merlox	Dec 15th, 2006 12:59:31 PM
...I've never seen him give a bad review about ANYTHING anymore...
Funny stuff Harry, just needs more Paris Hilton bashing by Knobules	Dec 15th, 2006 01:01:15 PM
The more negative anything thrown at that arrogant troll the better. Lohans gravel dude voice was great also, and not far off the mark.
Just remember.... by Forestal	Dec 15th, 2006 01:14:05 PM
Harry has a hot 19 year old Asian girlfriend. And you don't...
Harry, you ever go to a Hollywood swinger's party? by Doctor_Sin	Dec 15th, 2006 01:18:12 PM
'Cause you better take protection, man. All I'm sayin'.
That was freakin funny! by boba_rob	Dec 15th, 2006 01:19:47 PM
Thanks Harry.
I liked the geek henchmen. by Gilkuliehe	Dec 15th, 2006 01:28:10 PM
Specially that skinny Lion-o. THat's what I think when I see some of the TB names.
Size Matters Not by CyberVishnu	Dec 15th, 2006 01:31:22 PM
Boy they totally fucked up depicting Harry's actual size. He's much fatter in real life and would need more than a model of Jabba's Barge to move his titanic carcass. More along the lines of...you know that stupid neon alien city that surfaces at the end of The Abyss? Yeah if that floated, that might do the job.
Lindsey by porterdsgn	Dec 15th, 2006 01:45:06 PM
I love it that Lindsey Lohan sounds like a man!
Shens by scrivener	Dec 15th, 2006 01:49:03 PM
Everyone knows that Harry gives positive reviews to EVERYTHING. I call shenanigans.
Actually not bad! by aceattorney	Dec 15th, 2006 01:52:11 PM
LOL
That freakin' rocks by Doc Falken	Dec 15th, 2006 01:54:14 PM
Is Herc Lion-o?
Is Bryan your boyfriend? by Beeslo	Dec 15th, 2006 01:55:58 PM
Never looked so good Harry...I mean, seriously...you've never looked good. At all. Ever. But your sailbarge was a nice change from your wheelchair! BNAT8 rocked this year!
What happened to the Paris Hilton Mother Theresea flick by Spandau Belly	Dec 15th, 2006 02:05:08 PM
that was supposed to be in the works. I am first in line for that.
Did anyone else read "mounted" and not "vaunted?" by AdrianVeidt	Dec 15th, 2006 02:08:48 PM
Cuz the image of Harry mounting the Olsen twins might have made my day.
Harry, thanks for wasting 4 minutes of my life by YackBacker	Dec 15th, 2006 02:12:25 PM
Wait, I'm a talkbacker, I don't have one ;)
the hot asian 19 year old is not a girlfriend by HEADGEEK	Dec 15th, 2006 02:16:00 PM
that's my fiancee. And I've given plenty of scathing reviews in my time. It's just that now days - I tend to steer clear of putting myself through that agony. Though... I may see Eragon today - so that could change. But dammit, I just love dragons. Harry
Congrats on the engagement playa by Darth Thoth	Dec 15th, 2006 02:30:20 PM
Best wishes to you and your lady Harry. Peace brother.
Power of Foul Cooch? by biggles2_22	Dec 15th, 2006 02:44:29 PM
Yeah, I get Paris's hot oil bit, but what about the disabling stench of that infected red cooz? Of course it would be no match for Harry's boob-sweat. Still hungry?
Good stuff by Black And Gold	Dec 15th, 2006 02:52:15 PM
I laughed. Look forward to part 2.
Good luck with Eragon, Harry… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 02:58:43 PM
that's the farthest thing from my mind to go and see. Hey, you said that you write reviews sometimes based on bets like with your Blade II review right? Well how about reviewing Eragon as something to make the movie at least worthwhile as you watch it and for us to read.
oh, but… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 02:59:32 PM
leave out the cheerleader from Heroes. That freaked me out.
Still no love for Peter Boyle from this site!!!!!!!! by Big_Bubbaloola	Dec 15th, 2006 03:19:02 PM
Fer shame Harry!!!! Fer shame!!!
I don't get Lohan's fame..... by Retrace	Dec 15th, 2006 03:19:43 PM
She looks like a red neck stripper who rents a trailer.
But i gotta say that the vid was funny!!! by Big_Bubbaloola	Dec 15th, 2006 03:23:09 PM
That is all!
Bubba by seppukudkurosawa	Dec 15th, 2006 03:53:20 PM
There WAS a Peter Boyle talkback, and I'd post the link to it here if the Search function were...well, functioning. And was that The Ginger Twit getting brained by Mary-Kate there??
ASSHOLE by tHEmOOG	Dec 15th, 2006 04:08:37 PM
what of it
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Dec 15th, 2006 04:10:14 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
OH MY GOD! by andyny29	Dec 15th, 2006 05:07:55 PM
Harry, your morbidly obese body is so hot! I want to marry you! You rock my world! Sigh, but you're taken aren't you?
I love sushi by DOGSOUP	Dec 15th, 2006 05:19:20 PM
I also am evil enough to laugh if any of those "actresses" were to honestly die.
What the fuck was that? by Doc_Strange	Dec 15th, 2006 05:21:31 PM
That was two minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Bob Saget rules by JT Kirk	Dec 15th, 2006 05:31:14 PM
Bob Saget gets a bad rap for doing Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos, but the guy is one of the funniest stand-ups I've ever heard utter a word of comedy, and despite being the TV dad of the '90s, the guy works blue comedy like no other. As for the vid, too much cheap Harry-bashing, not enough squashing anorexic skanks with large weaponry. The biggest laugh I got was Paris Hilton defeating a criminal by humping his leg. The freckles all over LL was right on the money, and her voice did have me smiling.
PS by JT Kirk	Dec 15th, 2006 05:32:14 PM
Smarter Harry-bashing = funnier, and more talkbacks.
Heheh by Durendal	Dec 15th, 2006 05:40:48 PM
That was pretty good. The next one should showcase Harry's gravitational pull, where everythiing in the nearby vicinity is drawn toward the black hole of his mouth.
What is the story behind this cartoon anyway? by jrbarker	Dec 15th, 2006 05:44:28 PM
It isn't Cartuna. It does remind me a little of Robert Smigel's TV Funhouse stuff. But it ain't. What is this about?
Lindsay Lohan IS hot by TheGoddamnSiege	Dec 15th, 2006 06:05:09 PM
But that doesn't stop her from being a one-dimensional actor.
Bob Saget by veritasses	Dec 15th, 2006 06:16:31 PM
is good when he's being himself (ie raunchy, crude and abusive). But he sold out and did the super lame AFHV and Full House for far too long which ruined his image as a funny guy.
Holy crap! by Shermdawg	Dec 15th, 2006 07:05:25 PM
That was great.
i'm still laughing by Bloo	Dec 15th, 2006 07:06:00 PM
it's been 15 or so minutes since I've watched it and i'm still laughing...send us another one...AICN and the Talkbackers rule...nooen can stop us...muhahahaha
Has anybody seen the video for "Rollin' With Saget?" by LlGHTST0RMER	Dec 15th, 2006 07:24:56 PM
It's a song by Jamie Kennedy. It's rather funny. It's probably on YouTube or something. Makes you think differently of The Sag. The Aristocrats will make you think differently of him, too.
Just to clarify by mr jones	Dec 15th, 2006 07:58:50 PM
It rules being Harry. Because you get to be portrayed as amassively obese sad sack who imprisons losers (badly) and is eminently unfunny. How does any of that portray Harry in a good light. And if, therefore, simply being made fun of in a very bad cartoon is the pinnacle of success, what does that say about the goals of Harry and/or anyone else? That simply being the 'star' of anything, however dire, is better than not being well known? A sad indictment of our present, if ever there was one. Whatever happened to celebrating people who actually did something meaningful?
Thundercats by CrackerFromHe11	Dec 15th, 2006 08:05:42 PM
I liked how one of the talkbackers was dressed up as a Thundercat. And now I wonder how long before Hollywood defiles that property...
Flames on Harry Knowles=Fountain Grosses. by TomBodet	Dec 15th, 2006 08:32:49 PM
You know it's sad.
Funny by Chaka!	Dec 15th, 2006 09:10:36 PM
That was pretty damn funny ... Lohan's voice was great, as was Harry's name dropping.
Sign me up for that Army, Harry...I'm yer loose cannon by ChickenGeorgeVII	Dec 15th, 2006 10:41:35 PM
Ya know...it's friday night....there is nothing on tv...it's cold outside...and my local liquor mart is having a sale....whick only means...THE CHICKEN IS FULL OF CHEAP FLAMMABLE BOURBON AND DYIN FOR A SHITFACED STREETBRAWL!!!!! BRING ON THEM BITCHES!!! I'LL SPIT IN THEIR EYE AND PUT THEM IN THEIR GODDAMN PLACE!!! AND THAT PLACE IS SCRUBBING MY STAINED TOILET AND MY HAIRY ASS CRACK!!!!! SHIT...THEY DON' SCARE ME...I GOTTA 350 POUND FULL ON BUTCH BULLDYKE AS A PAROLE OFFICER AND I EVEN SLAP THAT CUNT AROUND IF SHE GIVES ME TOO MUCH LIP OR A FUCKING ANKLET FOR HOUSE ARREST!!!! AND THEN THAT BITCH IS COOKING MY LOUSY FUCKING SUPPER FOR WHICH I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF HER AGAIN FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO COOK!!!! AND THESE BITCHES ARE USELESS IN THE KITCHEN, WHICH MEANS I'LL PUT EM ON BALL SCRATCHIN PATROL!!!! YEAHHHHH...THEY CAN SCRATCH MY HOT SWEATY PASTY CHEESE NUTS UNTIL I SLAP EM FOR GETTING THAT SHIT WRONG!!! I'LL SLAP THEM BITCHES LIKE ALL MY DADDYS SLAPPED MY MAMA!!!! YESSIREEBOB!!!! BRING ON THE BITCHES!!!! I WANNA FIGHTME SOME TWIGS!!!! I WANNA TRAP ONE IN MY TAINT AND SEE IF I CAN SMOKE HER OUT WITH WHITE CASTLE FARTS!!!! SIGN ME UP HARRY!!!! I'M ENBALMED AND WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THE SLAPBACK OF THEIR FACE SKIN AS IT SPRINGS BACK FROM MY BACKHANDS!!!!! YEEEEHAH!!!...And thus, we get guns too...right? - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
She's only marrying ya for your movie collection by George Newman	Dec 15th, 2006 10:47:30 PM
and sweet hook ups. I'd do it. Wait--
Giggled by georges garvaren	Dec 15th, 2006 10:59:46 PM
till I wiggled I did. Say, did you know about this or is it news to you too, Harry?
Hahaha! Funny. by Orionsangels	Dec 16th, 2006 12:18:19 AM
Merry Christmas everyone http://tinyurl.com/yzws8d
Don't forget the black box by yoko knowles	Dec 16th, 2006 12:31:47 AM
I also married him to get the black box in talkbacks
how this cartoon portrays me in a positive light by HEADGEEK	Dec 16th, 2006 12:36:14 AM
First off - I'm anti-Superficial Friends. I stand against Lindsay, Paris, The Olsens and that other one. That cartoonists felt I was diametrically opposed to their senseless pap... is awesome. That I would put them in exploitation action with your basic fanboy - is correct. Only thing they got wrong is that I'm not attracted to any of these girls. I am attracted to healthy looks and sharp minds - something that none of these girls have ever demonstrated. It does portray my geek collection as a bit myopically modern. Most of my treasures go back at least 40 years or more. I love vintage Hollywood. Like George Pal's director's chair and Lon Chaney's Make-up kit. BUT damn if I don't want a working Jabba Skiff. And I'd much rather put Christina Ricci or Scarlet Johannson in the Princess Leia slave garb.... and most of all, it'd be Eva Green. Lastly... I have a Volcano base with my head carved in the side of it. FUCKING COOL! Getting my "fewings" hurt over being called fat? Fuck that. I've had that since 2nd Grade - and I've a beautiful Fiancee and a great life. I could give two shits about what others think of me. And I have a sense of HUMOR about myself - unlike a lot of folks out there that get bent out of shape when an obvious satiric wit starts strapping away at them. I don't think I'd fit in the Load Lifter from ALIENS
This is second time they've done the olson twin powers by Orionsangels	Dec 16th, 2006 12:38:23 AM
The other time was on SNL's TV Funhouse
Yoko - silly girl by HEADGEEK	Dec 16th, 2006 12:38:42 AM
I haven't married you yet. Now come scratch my hairy back!
yes sir by yoko knowles	Dec 16th, 2006 12:40:20 AM

Spoken like a true Geek Harry! by Orionsangels	Dec 16th, 2006 12:40:24 AM
El OH! El
That was really Harry in the ORBIT ad? by playahatersball	Dec 16th, 2006 02:37:48 AM
I just thought somebody fed him after midnight, and hhe reproduced. I kid- I know it's getting water on him that make shim reproduce.
The cartoon is dope, though by playahatersball	Dec 16th, 2006 02:38:42 AM
congradulations on impending nuptuals Harry, way to join us in the minority.
Hilton´s lines are too long by CuervoJones	Dec 16th, 2006 05:22:16 AM
She can´t say more than three words.
it wasn't funny by angrykirby.tk	Dec 16th, 2006 05:44:21 AM
what an unfunny waste of bad animation and annoying voicework
Get some actual FEMALES to do the voices by godoffireinhell	Dec 16th, 2006 07:16:18 AM
of the girls. Or is that impossible for you? Maybe use your sister and "girlfriend"? Moriarty's wife?
More Episodes by ping1040	Dec 16th, 2006 08:11:25 AM
http://www.heavy.com/index.php ?channel=superficialfriends
I am off to see Eragon by emeraldboy	Dec 16th, 2006 08:21:02 AM
myelf and I have a bad feeling about. Jonathan Ross tore the movie to shreds although he did say that he liked the remake of black christmas, though that movie has been torn to shreds by everyone else. I read an article about Christopher Paolinis parents. The Director of Eragon used the word tight-knit. Tony sopranos family are tigh-knit. This paolini kid and his sister grew up under the over controlling watch of the parents. mother and father Paolini sound like two of the scariest parents, like the couple in the glass house. they sound like dictators.
A little coke and sympathy by mortsleam	Dec 16th, 2006 09:20:32 AM
Doesn't anyone feel sorry for these dead eyed souless skeleton girls who've traded in a normal happy childhood for the illusion of accomplishment through "fame?" When Judy Garland was put on a benzedrine diet to lose weight for Wizard of Oz, it was a tragedy. Now it would be a fashion spread in Teen People. 2012 can't come soon enough.
Ain't It Cool News turns into TV Funhouse by Mr Incredible	Dec 16th, 2006 11:01:02 AM
Discuss.
Harry by Forestal	Dec 16th, 2006 11:08:45 AM
Will you be getting married in Gibraltar?
See, Lohans voice is like that cause she smokes alot by DigitalDong	Dec 16th, 2006 11:13:39 AM
Plus they made Harry way too thin. And the chicks weren't thin enuff.
two words by aicmb	Dec 16th, 2006 12:11:42 PM
shit sandwich
Anyone have pics of Yoko? by godoffireinhell	Dec 16th, 2006 12:12:34 PM
Just curious what a woman getting married to Harry looks like. PS: I don't even mean like nude pics or something. Just a mugshot would be OK too.
Wow, Yoko is posting! by Daddylonghead	Dec 16th, 2006 12:58:56 PM
Congrats (in advance). And any of you who claim you wouldn't "pay the price" to get that black TB box are kidding yourselves, you know you would, you haters especially. Search your feelings, etc.
& for the record by Daddylonghead	Dec 16th, 2006 01:00:33 PM
Harry's wife > Kevin Smith's wife
Eragon a review by emeraldboy	Dec 16th, 2006 02:31:09 PM
Ever since Peter Jackson tooks us to the shire, helms deep, mordor and mount Doom. Each studio has been looking for a big budget fantasy epic to put on the big screen. Last year we had the dull chronic(wat)cles of narnia and next year we have part one of Pullmans epic His dark materials trilogy. Rupert Murdoch wanted a peice of the bid budget action and because he is Rupert Mursoch he was damn well going to get his big screen trilogy. Quite what they thought they had in Eragon, I dont know. Stefan Fangmeier knows effects and they are good as is the cinematography. Those who have read the books are not mincing their words in their utter hatred of this film. Paolini and has family have a lot to answer for. The screenwriters on this film havent a fucking clue. The screenwriters plundered Lord of the rings in a dire attempt to have jackson's magic rub off on them. And it failed big time. Joss Stone makes her acting debut in this film. It will possibly be her last. Not only have the screenwriters plunder tolkien they have also plundered Star wars. The hero of the story is a bland, blond haired, blue eyed boy who happens to live with his uncle and brother in a farming community which looks like the shire but with half the budget. Back to the lotr plundering because the land is ruled by mad demented king played John Malkovich and his wizard sidekick, who likes playing demented people. There is a first time for everything and this movie marks Robert Carlyles first bad performance. Seinna Guillory is hotness. This is ed speelers first film and he isnt too bad and given the right material he could very good indeed. But the Material is so awful, so dire. Eragon pines at the moon. I really cant see Murdoch spending or wasting more studio money on a sequel to this good looking garbage. I really cannot recommend this movie at all. To name a dragon after a citroen car. good god . That fault lies with the writer and lotr fans prepare to pull your hair out. if they are going to do a sequel they should get a better director but the drubbing that this film is getting , it only has one out come. No more eragon.
A few things to address: by Rakafraker	Dec 16th, 2006 02:36:28 PM
1. Funny clip. I truly enjoyed it. Harry, you are as big in heart to be able to take the ribbing. Good on ya. ..... 2. Bob Sagat is the rudest, most vulgar comedian, and, holy crap is he ever funny in person. ..... 3. Congrats on the black TB box, Yoko. I believe this is the first time I've seen it here.
very funny by Joey_Redballs	Dec 16th, 2006 02:43:19 PM
well done.
Not too soon? by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 16th, 2006 03:59:38 PM
One really funny moment - "I'm confused!" - other than that, quite 'meh'
Nice posting Jedisiccors. by TomBodet	Dec 16th, 2006 04:27:25 PM
No really. I can agree w/ at least-Some of it. Harold hey how about telling us alll about your little movie projectiles: John Carter/Ghost Town? What happened to these?
Hilarious by DarthDooku	Dec 16th, 2006 06:19:49 PM
Haha, that was really funny.
"Now come scratch my hairy back"... by The Midget_King	Dec 16th, 2006 09:38:33 PM
I just fucking threw up, and Harry, you owe me a new keyboard. And seriously, when the fuck did Chicken George start doing PCP?
episode III sucked me off in a back alley by WolfmanNards	Dec 16th, 2006 10:11:42 PM
while I shouted ewok names
5 STARS by Mace Tofu	Dec 17th, 2006 03:13:58 AM
LOL Can't wait for part two.
Harry by JAGUART	Dec 17th, 2006 04:34:11 AM
You Rock. Happy Belated Birthday.
haha by the_shogun_gunslinger	Dec 17th, 2006 06:31:45 AM
wow, always the professional "Witness my AWESOMENESS!" at least ya have a sense of humor about it. that sail barge was fuckn funny btw, and anything with Boba Fett is gangbusters in my book
so funny by roccotheripper	Dec 17th, 2006 12:22:21 PM
i want more episodes
Lohan. britney and all.... by emeraldboy	Dec 17th, 2006 03:21:38 PM
I dont drink. I dont smoke and do you know why. despite the fact my mother died of breast cancer, she banned smoking in the house, my brother and I werent not allowed to smoke. Smoking and drinking were something my mother would not tolerate. My mother was smart, bright and intelligent and had an intellect. drink, drugs and smoking arent good for you. If lohan gets some form of cancer, say cigerette related cancer, then she only has her to blame. George best was one of the great football players of all time. Look at what happened to him. he pissed his talent away. Rosie O donnell is quite right to call lohan and idiot. She is unprofessional and spoilt little bitch. I know she has her family probs and that is too bad. there is no excuse for her behaviour and her mother of all people should not be condoning her behaviour.
Seriously though, Your name is Yoko?!?!?!?!?! by RickSlamu2	Dec 18th, 2006 01:22:20 AM
Disturbing historical parallel senesces…. ACTIVATE!!!!!! Well welcome to the nut farm lady. Hope your strong enough to survive! OF course you would have to be strong to date Harry. All that massive weight to support when the two of you are “Taking a roll in the hay”. Ahh… You must be as beautiful as Venus. And as strong as Hercules!!
Sure, I'd do that to get to Harry's movie collection... by Durendal	Dec 19th, 2006 12:01:40 AM
I'd strap on an oxygen tank, a guide rope, and wear a miner's helmet to get to his knob and start sucking it if I could get to his movie collection. Ah, just kidding Harry, congrats on getting hitched.

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