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whoah...
by Holodigm
Dec 15th, 2006
12:23:25 AM
bare-ass jolie the entire time?
Wow...
by keanho_in_nyc
Dec 15th, 2006
12:23:52 AM
Not... bad...
Whew...
by keanho_in_nyc
Dec 15th, 2006
12:24:20 AM
Good thing I didn't say "first"
LAME!!
by CarbonGhost
Dec 15th, 2006
12:24:25 AM
That was amazing.
Conductor Tom Hanks is still scarier than Grendel
by peppodemento
Dec 15th, 2006
12:25:36 AM
The Polar Express is pure terror. Bet this is as lifeless.
woh!
by delatao
Dec 15th, 2006
12:26:10 AM
OUTSTANDING!
ah, found the hidden item...
by keanho_in_nyc
Dec 15th, 2006
12:30:46 AM
hint: it weighs the same as a bag of dirt.
I don't really need a sell on this one
by Jaka
Dec 15th, 2006
12:43:45 AM
Robert Zemeckis makes movie magic, the REAL stuff, when he's on. That looks pretty damn ON to me. Plus, I've actually read Beowulf several times - so I'm excited to "see" the story. Also! Neil Gaiman is my freakin' hero! lol So I'm there.
This Gaiman fellow...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 15th, 2006
12:50:42 AM
is he like the gangsta version of a caiman?
I gotta say that's more impressive than I figured.
by IndustryKiller!
Dec 15th, 2006
12:54:50 AM
Just beautiful to the eye. I don't know why I doubted Zemeckis but I couldn't get that awful look of The Polar Express out of my head. But THIS is exactly how Beowulf should look. I'm floored and this hust hit my radar in a big way.
So this is all CG like the Polar Express?
by jrbarker
Dec 15th, 2006
12:59:41 AM
Or will it be a mix of live action or what?
Looks like a CG Torture Porn
by DerLanghaarige
Dec 15th, 2006
01:02:21 AM
Geez oh Freaking Pete!
by cerebulon
Dec 15th, 2006
01:02:34 AM
Well this movie totally blindsided me. I thought is was going to be a cartoon like Spirited Away. I never figured it would look like this. Wow.
The Mother of All Asses!
by Zardoz
Dec 15th, 2006
01:28:48 AM
and yet, Michael Bay is not in the picture! Still, it is a sweet ass, and I like the shot of Angelina with her tits on fire!
Very interesting...
by Sledge Hammer
Dec 15th, 2006
01:45:44 AM
...Though after the nightmare that was The Polar Express, I'll reserve judgement until I see some actual moving footage.
Thanks keanho_in_nyc.
by Lenny Nero
Dec 15th, 2006
02:06:19 AM
I didn't feel like looking.

And I suppose I'm the only one who loved Polar Express.

Damn, they REALLY need to release an NC-17 version
by Doc_Strange
Dec 15th, 2006
02:27:29 AM
LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!
Damn....
by movieman742
Dec 15th, 2006
02:44:12 AM
Those pics look amazing. I'm looking forward towards this movie alot more now. Is there a for sure NC-17 version of it or did they just say it's being talked about?
My willy just burped again!
by Talkbacker with no name
Dec 15th, 2006
03:04:25 AM
Aicn you really must stop it with all the great stuff recently. I don't think my heart can take it! This looks outstanding!
Hentai
by godoffireinhell
Dec 15th, 2006
03:11:25 AM
got this beat
Finally a glimpse of the future of cinema
by MasterKenobi
Dec 15th, 2006
03:15:03 AM
I never doubtet this film would be special and have been waiting for this a looong time. Quint and aicn, you rule! Next year gonna rock so mych it´s sick. First 300 then this, then Spiderman 3 then Pirates 3 then... then Batman Begins in 2008. Fuck yeah. That Ursula girl with big ear-ring looks best I think. Most human-like.
Niiiice, color me excited!
by KillaKane
Dec 15th, 2006
03:15:49 AM
A pretty audacious task in adaptation, yet another literary classic to get the Hollywood treatment. This has such great potential, not just for the in-built action quotient, but as the antecedant which inspired the likes of LOTR there a simlar depth and density in Beowulf's characterisations and themes which could add more depth and elevate this beyond a mere CGI adventure yarn. I trust Zemekis on this property, good batting average to date. Word is the CGI is going to raise the bar, so I'd be inclined to forget the smartie tube low poly lameness of Polar Express (environments were nice tho)and hope for more of calibre of Square studios, and with Alan Silvestri on form this could seriously deliver the goods!
can't imagine these pics will be up for long...
by Seph_J
Dec 15th, 2006
03:16:17 AM
...you'll have Brad knocking on the door. Still, the design is certainly less 'CGI' looking than I expected.... shit, it looks just like those short animated Shakespeare things we got years ago. A GCI cartoon is gotta be better at acting than the Gerard Butler and Stellan Skarsard thing I saw.
....
by Seph_J
Dec 15th, 2006
03:17:29 AM
or whatever the fuck Bootstraps Bills real name is
For all who are interested in the technology
by MasterKenobi
Dec 15th, 2006
03:18:39 AM
That´s the company providing the tech: http://www.mova.com./gallery.p hp?g=examples
Can't wait for naked CGI-Jolie.
by Klaus Herzog
Dec 15th, 2006
03:46:28 AM
And who are those other viking chicks? Looks like Robin Wright Penn and Alison Lohman. Am I right here?
Uh...I don't think these are CG renders
by Tubbs Tattsyrup
Dec 15th, 2006
03:52:38 AM
Many (including the most human-looking) are labelled "watercolour", and while some are labelled "digital", I think they're just referring to digital composites, because...this is all concept art, guys. That's why it has the artist's name credited on it. Particularly look at # 18 and 20 - it's just the same pic of Jolie's face pasted on different (possibly CG, possibly painted) bodies. Still, though - the designs look fantastic. Maybe Quint can clear this up...I don't think we're seeing any CG characters in these pics. Except maybe that POV shot of the sword.
THROW ME THE WHIP!
by lord-yuppa
Dec 15th, 2006
04:27:43 AM
"they call him Belosh"
The Gold Idol from Raiders
by Mister McClane
Dec 15th, 2006
04:30:12 AM
Yes, I can see it. This film will rock because 'Beowolf' rocks and Angie rocks and Gaiman rocks and Zemeckis rocks. Avary however has some apologising to do for 'Silent Hill'. I thought he could write?
Faces are cgi renders, the rest is concept art
by MasterKenobi
Dec 15th, 2006
04:50:36 AM
Check out the site for mova.com and you´ll see the technology is there today. Yeah those other chicks are Alison Lohman and a Robin Wright Penn who has been aged with some new computer program Quint was talking about.
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Dec 15th, 2006
04:53:27 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
Looks like Myst V
by Kizeesh
Dec 15th, 2006
04:54:24 AM
I was more impressed BEFORE i saw these pics. I'm sure it looks good in motion but these still really do look like mid 90's Lands of Lore style renders. "What no hidden lever here?"
I thought that girl with the big smile..
by Kristian66
Dec 15th, 2006
05:16:00 AM
..looked much nicer than Jolie. I hope she is based on an actual person, or it's a bit weird.
WAIT ONE GODDAMN MINUTE... FAKE, I SWEAR TO YOU
by indiebum
Dec 15th, 2006
05:42:11 AM
That Alison Lohman picture is PSed from an Entertainment Weekly image from a few years ago... http://alisonlohmanfan.com/gal lery/albums/magenterweekly/01. jpg Most of these are probably real but I have some doubts about those images of Angelina Jolie and Robin Wright Penn... Hmmm...
Better than Eragon
by DOGSOUP
Dec 15th, 2006
05:44:56 AM
But then so is my exploding brown asshole......excuse me more of the hershey squirts, god I'm so sick of this...still rather be doing this than watching Eragon or thinking about how Capt. Panaka raped all of those babies........
Looks good
by Shaw
Dec 15th, 2006
06:28:17 AM
But, um, is there some extended version of Beowulf that I haven't read?
Ray Winstone vs. Crispin Glover!!!
by HarryBlackPotter
Dec 15th, 2006
06:40:59 AM
This is awesome. My 2 favourite actors, battling to the death, in a beautifully rendered fantasy world, populated by dragons, demons and Angelina Jolie. Think. I've. Cum.
indiebum....
by RighteousBrother
Dec 15th, 2006
07:01:20 AM
isn't it possible that one of the effects guy's just took a picture from EW as a reference to work with? Or Alison Lohman's agent just supplied the art department with the same photo?
CGI + photo + concept art
by BizarroJerry
Dec 15th, 2006
07:09:04 AM
I'm assuming this is concept art / mock-ups using existing photos of the actresses. Many of the Jolie images look familiar to me, and I think they're photos I've seen.
Interesting dragon design
by RenoNevada2000
Dec 15th, 2006
07:11:31 AM
I don't think I've ever seen the Flying Squirrel-like membrane on a design before...
More Good News
by Captain Sensible
Dec 15th, 2006
07:23:45 AM
Between this, the Raimi/Shadow/Spiderman 3news, the Del Toro news, and Grindhouse my heart can heal from Superman Returns.
not fake, I swear to you
by Quint
Dec 15th, 2006
07:31:35 AM
If it is fake, then it's the same fake I saw in the Beowulf production offices. I think one of the above talkbackers had it right when they said it was probably built on an existing photograph of Lohman.

I was told at the production offices that what I was looking at had not one bit of real photography to it and was a test to see how well their software could emulate an actor's face.

My guess would be they couldn't get Lohman in the studio to scan her, so they built hers based on a publicity still.

As for the dead eye syndrome, that is my #1 concern as well. I voiced this to the people in the offices and they told me they have devised a process that tracks eye movement, lid blinks, brow movement. They said that of all the criticisms from Polar Express, that's the one Zemeckis took to heart.

I'll believe it when I see it, but having watched the Dead Man's Chest documentaries, I see they did something very similar with Bill Nighy's effects work for Davy Jones. Fingers crossed.
Just make the movie...
by abominate
Dec 15th, 2006
07:37:27 AM
...about the Jolie character laying around naked and getting it from guys and other hot chick creatures. We've seen enough trolls and dragons for a couple years, I think. In the hay, getting nailed. In the water, getting nailed. Stretched out supine on the boat deck, getting nailed. Sunning herself on a rock, legs akimbo, getting nailed. In a warm mud bath, getting nailed... That's the movie I want to see.
abominate
by nemesisdarkside
Dec 15th, 2006
07:47:44 AM
lmfao.

that's too funny...and all too true!

abominate
by Shigeru
Dec 15th, 2006
08:09:21 AM
i concur
Golden shower?
by Mahooch
Dec 15th, 2006
08:15:39 AM
What's with Angelina covered in banana sauce? Not that I'm complaining.
Are they going for an R-rating? No, I didn't think so!
by YackBacker
Dec 15th, 2006
08:29:01 AM
Too bad. This story is all sorts of R-rated if done right.
Speaking of Grendel, Crispin on Letterman (1987)
by YackBacker
Dec 15th, 2006
08:41:38 AM
This is all-around a very uncomfortable thing to watch. http://tinyurl.com/yg68ne
Looks better than "Beowulf and Grendel."
by Badger999
Dec 15th, 2006
08:54:37 AM
...what a lousy movie that was. Bring on the yummy Angelina-ness.
JESUS GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!
by President Evil
Dec 15th, 2006
09:04:18 AM
I want to cover Angelina in MY banana sauce...
riiiight
by godzillasushi
Dec 15th, 2006
09:06:39 AM
yay for typical fantasy movies. Where are all the orcs and potions?
If this is the future of cinema
by Nezzer6364
Dec 15th, 2006
09:22:57 AM
I’ll just stick to what we have. I hate the animated stuff that they’re trying to churn out now. It’s mainly made by directors that hate working with actors and want complete control over their animated counterpart.
What? No talking animals. Screw this.
by rbatty024
Dec 15th, 2006
09:26:44 AM
Grendel better be a wisecracking monster who spouts out pop culture references years before they even exist. Hilarious.
Hurray for CGI-Porn !!!
by Klaus Herzog
Dec 15th, 2006
09:33:51 AM
I second that idea abominate. Let's make a computer generated Angelina Jolie fuckfest out of this, and then make the real movie too. Best of both worlds I'd say.
I read the poem and am confused about some of this ....
by kinghenryVIII
Dec 15th, 2006
09:41:15 AM
the skeletal monster looks cool. All the concept art looks cool but is this some sort of extended version? I don't remember some of this beingin the epic (read it 15 years ago). But nonetheless, if it's included the right way then this will kick some big time ass. Looks like the HEAVEY METAL movie we have always wanted! I used to draw titties from that mag when i was 13 to practice my cartooning skills. By the way - Angelina has caused me to not be able to stand up for a while. And I say, with much meaning, THANK YOU!
Kinghenryviii
by Badger999
Dec 15th, 2006
09:59:15 AM
I would guess that the movie is only loosely based on the poem. As for the skeletal dragon, maybe that's for reference. There might be some artists who wanted to start from a skeleton so they could get an idea of how the thing might actually move realistically, kinda building it from the ground up. Maybe. I dunno.
"What?!"
by Dwarf Sidious
Dec 15th, 2006
10:28:30 AM
Only good part of Beowulf and Grendel was Beowulf trying to understand what the hell Grendel was saying. That was funny.
After 8 hours I still can't find Waldo in that pic!
by oceansized
Dec 15th, 2006
10:40:22 AM
Anyone else have any luck? Anyone? Bueller?
Those pics explain a lot.
by scrivener
Dec 15th, 2006
10:58:50 AM
For all those people wondering how Beowuld could possibly be NC-17, this explains a lot. And frankly, that looks fucking AMAZING. If there is a theatrical NC-17/Unrated release, I'm not just there once... but every day during it's entire theatrical run.
What's the rating supposed to be for this?
by IAmLegolas
Dec 15th, 2006
11:22:11 AM
It doesn't look like a family feature to me, hopefully at least a PG-13 (with a R later on DVD). What's the point of rending Jolie's ass if they aren't going to use it? Looks great, but then again, all pre-production art usually does.
If you've seen RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK...
by IAmLegolas
Dec 15th, 2006
11:24:36 AM
then you'll know what "Waldo" is, so stop posting about it.
I found the hidden item.
by Daddylonghead
Dec 15th, 2006
11:30:59 AM
It's the "leg" lamp from Christmas Story, just to the right of the tan amphora.

In other news, is that what Grendel's mom is going to look like? Give me a break.

Wait a minute, Waldo was in Raiders Of The Lost Ark?!
by oceansized
Dec 15th, 2006
11:57:07 AM
Now I'm really mixed up.
Alison Lohman
by TrueLies
Dec 15th, 2006
11:59:17 AM
If Alison Lohman rides a horse in this movie, I'm there on opening day: http://tinyurl.com/tha39
meh
by occula
Dec 15th, 2006
12:06:36 PM
maybe i'm a killjoy, but that concept art looks suspiciously like something from the latest 'spectrum' wanna-be frazetta fantasy art compendium. i've seen that ass so many times i should put it on my 'friendster.' can't we get some energy and aggression and craziness up in there? angelina is sooo hot for so many weird reasons and all they did was slap her face on some typical shit! that's bush league, zemeckis is paying those artists way too much for them to use their same-old bags o tricks.
Hidden object
by abominate
Dec 15th, 2006
12:13:37 PM
I want to hide an object in Angie's purty mouf, then her aprhoditic visage shall be annointed with sweet ambrosia nectar, pudding of the gods!! Hey, is mjolnir gonna be in this? Anyone else notice that Angie is clinging to some dude in that painting? The first twenty minutes should just be the Angie mer-creature disrobing, slinking her way down marble steps into a wading pool, sponging her ample bosom like Kelly McGillis in Witness, then ascending from the pool to be annointed with oil by similarly unclad female concubines. The following forty minutes will be the sex stuff I was talkin' about, then a dragon should come, and inside of seven seconds they kill it with a surface to air missile, then back to Angie in the wading pool, roll credits.
Waldo…
by The Heathen
Dec 15th, 2006
12:16:36 PM
look to the lower left of the the three swords and imagine switching it with a bag of sand.
Damn - images are gone
by kinghenryVIII
Dec 15th, 2006
12:42:46 PM
Glad I already saw them. I can not wait for this movie!
Crap, missed 'em.
by Zarles
Dec 15th, 2006
12:46:00 PM
Anyone have them saved somewhere?
Gone?
by abominate
Dec 15th, 2006
12:48:14 PM
No!!! I can't print them at work! I gotta do it at home!! How am I gonna Buff the Bishop? Polish the pineknob? Chastise the chimp? Tenderize the bologna?
Gone?
by abominate
Dec 15th, 2006
12:48:50 PM
No!!! I can't print them at work! I gotta do it at home!! How am I gonna Buff the Bishop? Polish the pineknob? Chastise the chimp? Tenderize the bologna?
So that's Waldo's walking stick the guy is holding?
by oceansized
Dec 15th, 2006
12:52:34 PM
I hope so. My eyes are gonna start bleeding if I stare at that pic any longer.
I missed them
by Lando Griffin
Dec 15th, 2006
12:54:55 PM
any new links?
My first time seeing image before they were yanked!
by Cellar Door
Dec 15th, 2006
12:54:59 PM
Never thought it could happen to me!!! O fortuna!!! That is all. Oh yeah...pants. That's right...I said it.
hello?
by BillyPilgrim
Dec 15th, 2006
01:03:41 PM
If you remove the pictures, remove the post. Otherwise its completely pointless. Like this comment.
Good thing I saved them.
by scrivener
Dec 15th, 2006
01:46:23 PM
Should I share the link or not? Hmmm.
Saw those almost a year ago...
by Gil Brooks
Dec 15th, 2006
01:47:43 PM
They're not fake, but most of them aren't final designs. They're mostly concepts...
Link?
by Strshp2rpr
Dec 15th, 2006
01:58:42 PM
SOMEONE...POST....LINK....NOW!
SHAME 'EM SCRIVENER!!
by salamimansam
Dec 15th, 2006
01:59:46 PM
Puhleasezzee? I would really love to have em.
uh. idiot. I meant 'Share 'em Scrivener'
by salamimansam
Dec 15th, 2006
02:12:55 PM
oh god. let the flaming begin.
Hurry
by SIlverSB
Dec 15th, 2006
03:28:31 PM
http://www.aintitcool.com/imag es2006/beowulf01.jpg http://www.aintitcool.com/imag es2006/beowulf02.jpg ... http://www.aintitcool.com/imag es2006/beowulf20.jpg
Anybody have these??? Let's get some links!
by Jonesey1111
Dec 15th, 2006
03:29:12 PM
BTW, one of the pics is still over at joblo.com
Joblo.com had them but now just has pics of Angelina
by kinghenryVIII
Dec 15th, 2006
03:50:22 PM
in various poses and sultry smiles. Part of me says I'll catch something and part of me says "let the cobb fall off", but, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, I wish I could ride Brad Pitts shaft as he beats that muff! Beat that muff like it owes you money brotha!
Here they are....
by Brendon
Dec 15th, 2006
04:01:39 PM
Going up now at filmick.blogspot.com Getting them up as quickly as I can...
Jolie is the dragon?
by sfinck-murdah
Dec 15th, 2006
04:21:12 PM
Is that what the "fade to flesh" shot is?
Oh christ...
by Fawst
Dec 15th, 2006
04:34:24 PM
Change the fucking title of the article! Glad I saw these this morning while they were up, but at least add a "DON'T see tons of pics..." or something like that.
Neil Gaiman Confirms Concept Art
by DOGSOUP
Dec 15th, 2006
04:37:14 PM
He is amused by AICN because all he has is teeny tiny pics and you managed to post them all huge online...for a littlw while anyway. He did say this to settle the pondering once and for all "Probably worth pointing out that this is "concept art" though. Some of it is simply a "what if we try this?", and not the way something will look in the finished film."
All of these images are concept art.
by Kurzinski Valentine
Dec 15th, 2006
04:42:06 PM
fyi.
Concept art...
by Brendon
Dec 15th, 2006
04:52:30 PM
...I think the 'held sword' image is a still, of sorts, however. Obviously that the rest is concept art. Didn't really need Neil Gaiman to point that out, did we?
Brendon all we "need" is
by DOGSOUP
Dec 15th, 2006
05:12:57 PM
Food, Water, Air, Shelter, and Sex. So of COURSE we didn't NEED Neil to point that out. But he did so I did so oh the-holy-titty-fuck well.
Thanks Brendon
by Rupee88
Dec 15th, 2006
07:43:20 PM
Those images do nothing for me, but at least I won't have to be curious...thanks for posting them.
Beatnik Man scarier than this.
by TomBodet
Dec 15th, 2006
08:08:46 PM
Emperor Gullotine REALLY scary compared to this. Yes you know it's true.
Anyone save the pics?
by Sulik2
Dec 15th, 2006
09:18:29 PM
Didn't get to see em, anyone that saved them want to post them somewhere else? I love the Beowulf story and this sounds intriguing.
Biggest disappointment in life?
by Strshp2rpr
Dec 16th, 2006
01:04:35 AM
Seriously? I'm not sure I've ever been so let down in my life as I am now. Those pics suck. They look like shitty generic fantasy paintings. I can find better whack-off mateial just by wandering through the fantasy isle at Barnes and Noble. This shit sucks so far. Polar Express + LOTR = creepiest and most inhuman movie ever. This is going to dominate Final Fantasy in teh human-but-not-human-shit-movie category. Enough drunken ramblins for one night. I hate you all. Love, Me.
Sulik2
by Brendon
Dec 16th, 2006
04:14:38 AM
Already been done. Scroll up... I'm quite in love with the possibilities of this film. Zemeckis is one of my favourite directors, Neil Gaiman is certainly my favourite (living) writer.
TomBodet.......
by butnugget
Dec 16th, 2006
01:32:41 PM
You sir are a God for mentioning Emperor Gullotine!
I too have been asked to remove the images...
by Brendon
Dec 16th, 2006
02:32:38 PM
But the e-mail address that sent the request wouldn't accept replies and couldn't be verified... So I don't exactly want to delete them if there's no need. Maybe somebody here at AICN can confirm who their request to remove the images came from...? If it's the same person, then, well... fair enough.
tinyurl to those jolie ass pics please ???
by caipirina
Dec 16th, 2006
03:13:30 PM
i hate how quikcly pics are being taken down here ... seems like a ploy to create hype ... but hey .. J's ass .. nice
Too bad Jolie isn't that hot in real life...
by Son of Batman
Dec 16th, 2006
04:42:42 PM
She's skinny as fuck nowadays, just like every other actress. Yawn.
oh come on man...
by keyserSOZE
Dec 16th, 2006
06:55:42 PM
SOMEONE has to have saved the pic of Jolie's arse! i'm begging you folks...
Jolie's CGI arse, you mean...
by Son of Batman
Dec 16th, 2006
08:34:04 PM
Or a painting supposed to be Jolie's arse. She has never, and will never, unless artificially rendered, had an ass that nice. She's a skinny white chick. She doesn't have a badonk-adonk.
They are up...
by Brendon
Dec 17th, 2006
03:56:42 AM
...at filmick.blogspot.com - but not for much longer, I fear. But then, anybody with an e-mail subscription to that blog would receive them in their inboxes, to keep forever and ever.
SHORT LIFE SPAN....
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Dec 17th, 2006
07:44:19 AM
for scoops on this site these days it seems. why does it seem like an hour after something is posted on here its gets immediately taken "by request"...know what i say? GROW SOME BALLS HARRY AND TELL THE STUDIOS TO GET FUCKED!!! im fucking tired of having to go through 50 fucking mirror sites that sont fucking work to find these things.
no way is there going to be an NC-17 release
by dplatt
Dec 17th, 2006
05:56:54 PM
Sorry, but NC-17 is still the kiss of death (and I'm not sure where all the sex stuff is coming from - there isn't any in the original poem, just a whole lot of violence), and unless 300 does very well, an R for a fantasy film is still pretty dicey. You're going to have to wait for the DVDs.
What a waste of a production. Hope they can this...
by Flip63Hole
Dec 18th, 2006
07:16:25 PM
The look of these CGI-craptoons is very disappointing. Did they burn the negatives of that Tom Hanks Christmess Train movie? Should Zemekis retire??? Maybe they'll release a version without the animation - using the film of the actors. If not, I'll pass...
How come Bakshi's LOTR was given a slatng..?
by workshed
Dec 19th, 2006
05:05:15 PM
.when it was quite clearly 'The Future'..? BTW - Anything with Jolie in it sucks dogs eggs so this will be shi-ite... just like the rubbish 'Sky Captain' that Harry constantly wet himself over. And let's not forget - you can't trust Quint after his 'War of the Worlds' set report. The bloke came away with Cruise's shit all over his proboscis and Spielberg's hype machine indelibly stained his typewriter.
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