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Neato! by duct tape wallet	Dec 13th, 2006 07:17:07 PM
I just like saying it!
FIRST!!!! by superhero	Dec 13th, 2006 07:18:43 PM
YES! YEEEESSS!!!!
Frak! SECOND! by superhero	Dec 13th, 2006 07:19:07 PM
Boo Frakin' Hoo...
x-factor #14 by maxwell's hammer	Dec 13th, 2006 07:33:38 PM
"God knows you wouldn't want to make Shatterstar jealous." Funniest line in comics this year. This book is really great, and I hope it runs forever.
I always thought "Pull List"... by tonagan	Dec 13th, 2006 07:43:54 PM
referred to the stack of comics you'd masturbate to. Boy, is my face red!
Mr. America's family... by superhero	Dec 13th, 2006 07:52:52 PM
I like how the FBI couldn't figure out who the father of the murdered family was until Mr. America shows up on the scene and tells him he's the father. His contact in the FBI KNOWS his identity and yet didn't know who's family it was that was cut up into bits? That was dumber than dumb. The rest of the book was great though.
warren ellis? by dtpena	Dec 13th, 2006 07:54:56 PM
I'm there..
Happily Married Couples by Squashua	Dec 13th, 2006 07:56:45 PM
Wally West and Linda Park West. Clark Kent and Lois Lane (though we rarely see it). Umm, Ant-Man and Wasp? That's all I got.
My favorite Martin Nodell tribute so far... by vroom socko	Dec 13th, 2006 08:07:54 PM
http://www.somethingpositive.n et/sp12132006.shtml
Onslaught would have kicked ass... by Devil By The Deed	Dec 13th, 2006 08:13:17 PM
...if Mark Waid had his way.
I really... by Bloo	Dec 13th, 2006 08:14:11 PM
should read more comics, i love them but it just sucks living in nowhere Kansas without a comic book shop within a 4 hour drive
oh by Bloo	Dec 13th, 2006 08:15:10 PM
and I have to say, using the Green Latern at the top was a nice touch...a subtle tribute, kudos this column i look forward to everyweek
Hapily married? by WarpedElements	Dec 13th, 2006 08:31:59 PM
Antman beat wasp when he went skitzo. Not so happy. Parker and MJ don't seem all that happy, especially since everyone knows he really wanted Gwen Stacy and essentially "put up" with MJ. Wolvie couldn't even tie the knot before shit hit the fan. Phoenix ends up dead every once in a while as Cyclops eventually gets ashamed of his deep dark feelings. Invincible's dad turned out to be a world conquering asshole who had planned on killing most of the people on planet earth. Scarlett Witch ended up killing Vision. And no one can forget that Death always turned down poor Thanos. It'd seem that comics and marriage don't last. 3 to 1 odds this new one in JSA doesn't last more than 5 years, tops, before someone is killed and/or they split apart/seperate/whatever.
Taking betson the Hourman / Liberty Belle Marriage by Squashua	Dec 13th, 2006 08:44:43 PM
Odds are that Damage is gonna fuck-a-bitch.
"I'll lay low on major spoilers...GUESS WHO DIES!" by Sledge Hammer	Dec 13th, 2006 08:54:26 PM
Nice one asshole, if I hadn't already read the book and I read your review after promises of keeping things spoiler lite, only for you to then give away almost everything, I'd be pissed. Solid review though, outside of the unneeded (and undeserved) Meltzer slam. Oh, and I completely disagree with pretty much everything Squashua said about Teen Titans. He's clearly off his meds.
Squashua is the new Shermdawg by Son of Batman	Dec 13th, 2006 09:00:21 PM
52 on Blue Beetle's chest is the new Venom in the first Spider-man 3 black costume poster.
Oh, and rip Marty Nodell. by Sledge Hammer	Dec 13th, 2006 09:03:13 PM
Another legend gone. Wonder what he thought about how Alan Scott Green Lantern had become one of the most important and well respected elder-statesman characters in the DC Universe, still hugely popular to this day. Quite a testament to the character, and his part in creating him, I'd say. Oh, and by the way, I called you asshole because that's what you call yourselves, not because I was trying to be particularly insulting.
SoB by Squashua	Dec 13th, 2006 09:06:22 PM
That's genius.
SoB by Squashua	Dec 13th, 2006 09:12:07 PM
I even tried to get that into wikipedia. Heh.
Sledge Hammer! by Prof Challenger	Dec 13th, 2006 09:47:08 PM
Dude! That didn't strike as even reMOTEly funny that I said that and then proceeded to spoilerize the whole damn thing? I'm bummed now. And, btw, that wasn't a "Brad Meltzer slam." That was also a jr. high nyah nyah nyah joke. Insert a winky smilie...well...anywhere that the sun still shines. That's also a joke, guy.
Um..Cyclone was given her tornado powers by T.O. Morrow by SpyGuy	Dec 13th, 2006 10:02:23 PM
Page 21, Panel 3. "Ever since that incident with T.O. Morrow" You know, the same Thomas Oscar Morrow who created the android Red Tornado? Add it up, it all spells "Duh."
Damn you Brian Michael Bendis by dtpena	Dec 13th, 2006 10:05:29 PM
Worst writer ever
Invincible Handbook by The Mighty Chone	Dec 13th, 2006 10:16:52 PM
The Invincible Handbook credits should also include the mighty Dusty Abell, who spearheaded it, lined up the talent, and put the damn thing together (as well as bringing me in to write some bios). If you read your old marvel books tot he point where the cover came loose from the staples, you gotta buy this book.
... by blackthought	Dec 13th, 2006 10:53:32 PM
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JSA #1 & DC 826! by Saluki	Dec 13th, 2006 11:06:28 PM
JSA #1 & DC 826 are easily the two better reads lately. Glad to see a cool launch and a nice stand alone. By the way, pick up that Batman / Spirit book if you get the chance too. You owe it to yourselves. TT is sucking? What's new? HA! I keed, I keed.
Greatest Robin Story ever Told! by Black Satin 2	Dec 13th, 2006 11:23:19 PM
Detective 826, simply the greatest Robin Story ever Told. The Joker is handled perfectly. Take notes, Grant Morrison.
Walking Dead #33??? by Beeslo1	Dec 14th, 2006 12:11:44 AM
Where the fuck is this ridiculously awesome comic issue review? Best god damn writing I have seen in forever...I literally screamed "Holy Shit!" when reading it....that never happens. By the way, your reviews suck. Civil War is not as bad as you crack it up to be. You are a joke of a reviewer...oh no, you ain't biased about shit....go learn how to write real reviews you hack!
Squashua drops the ball big time by Blok Narpin	Dec 14th, 2006 02:47:56 AM
Titans # 41 was an excellent issue. I don't know what book Squashua read, but it wasn't Titans # 41. Titans has been DC's best book since One Year Later.
death wore yellow and paid a visit to martin nodell by newc0253	Dec 14th, 2006 02:52:18 AM
resqiescat in pace.
Spyguy re: T.O. Morrow by Prof Challenger	Dec 14th, 2006 06:32:55 AM
Yeah. Duh. I didn't say it wasn't explained. I'm making the point that it's one of those goofy comic book "coincidences" that Ma Hunkel just "happened" to run around in long underwear in the 40s calling herself the Red Tornado and then some "incident" with the nut who created the modern Red Tornado just "happend" to end up giving Ma's granddaughter tornado-ey powers. It's like when a character with a given name like, say, "Jack Frost," just "happens" to have an accident that results in him gaining super "Ice-y" powers. Comic book coincidences is all. And Maxine Hunkel looks like a lot of fun for the title.
JLA is one of the worst written comics... by Negative Man	Dec 14th, 2006 07:07:15 AM
...of the past few years. It makes Civil War look like Hemingway! So Bats, WW, and Supes have spent several days figuring out what's what and who's who in the Batcave as the other future leagures have spent several days furthering non-interesting storylines? Bravo! My interest has reached its nadir! JSA #1 was a tour-de-force compared to the over-hyped JLA debacle! The best moment being the original Red Tornado's daughter being introduced. She is the new Star Girl/Kitty Pryde of the team. The new character that is the eyes of the new reader. And Marvel's BEYOND? Started with interest, but ended like a drunk date. You get off, but feel bad because they were unconscious at the time. How bad do I sound with that observsation? WAGH!
Ooops! Red Tornado's grand-daughter...just correcting.. by Negative Man	Dec 14th, 2006 07:09:48 AM
NM
Beyond! by rev_skarekroe	Dec 14th, 2006 07:24:27 AM
Definitely a good series. I went and read it all the way through last night. I think the fact that it DOESN'T feature many A-listers is part of its appeal. It's on old-school book featuring lots of new characters and new incarnations of old characters. Top drawer!
Also by rev_skarekroe	Dec 14th, 2006 07:24:47 AM
DP7 would be a good name for a porno.
Guys, thanks for the Nodell shout-out... by Abin Sur	Dec 14th, 2006 07:33:54 AM
Well done.
Prof Challenger: I don't see it as a "coincidence" by SpyGuy	Dec 14th, 2006 10:07:39 AM
I think Geoff Johns is setting up something, probably to be told in 52, where we see the events where T.O. Morrow kidnapped Maxine and augmented her with wind powers for whatever nefarious scheme he's cooking up. Since Morrow's android was the second Red Tornado, Morrow must have known about Ma Hunkel, and could either be using Maxine as deliberate revenge against Ma for some unknown reason, or simply liked the irony. You would think that with guys as smart as Mr. Terrific and Doctor Mid-Nite on the team, the JSA could figure this out as well...
SpyGuy - Coincidence by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 10:11:50 AM
I doubt it'll be in 52. The way it's explained in JSA, it seems that Maxine was kidnapped/experimented-on as a young child.
Walking Dead #33 by Shigeru	Dec 14th, 2006 10:48:02 AM
Personally, I shouted "ZOMG!" while reading it.
Civil War "not that bad"? by WarpedElements	Dec 14th, 2006 11:36:56 AM
C'mon, the social satire isn't even subtle or in your face. It's simply "ZOMG WE'RE GONNA RAM THIS IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO GOD DAMN STUPID TO UNDERSTAND HOW THIS STORY CAN COROLATE TO EVERY DAY EVENTS IN AMERICA!". That and the complete personality changes in all the main characters in it. I wouldn't be surprised if Cap started slipping "Bub" in there every once in a while and butting heads with anyone he wants. Jesus, what's his face who did Thunderbolts and is on Cable & Deadpool is atleast SOMEWHAT subtle about his satire (even though he slams any viewpoint that isn't his own left wing side). The wording, the narration, spoken word, alla it is just childish and almost condescending the way it is dumbed down to the point that a 5th grade student could grasp it. Yeah, 'not that bad' my ass. How about we take Astonishing X-men, have the characters out nothing like their previous personalities and doing shit they would never do, throw in some psuedo-drama and call it a hit. Oh wait..they already DID that.
soo, Wolverine doesn't like beer WarpedElements? by The Heathen	Dec 14th, 2006 12:17:52 PM
Civil War is crap. Astonishing is far from it.
What will happen to those who read Ambush's review: by nofate	Dec 14th, 2006 01:10:36 PM
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Psynapse by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 01:37:37 PM
I heart you back, but in a non-committal, platonic, heterosexual kind of way. And did I read that wrong, or did you just call me a lady?
Wait. Who's a chick? by The Heathen	Dec 14th, 2006 01:50:09 PM
Wha?
I didn't think Squash was a lady. by The Heathen	Dec 14th, 2006 01:58:56 PM
Isn't there a Samuraisomethin that was an @$$?
Well, I am. by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 02:07:16 PM
I totally am. In a MAN'S BODY.
Oh crap. by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 02:08:31 PM
That response was to Psy, not Heathen, dammit. Argh, whatever. This is the internet; I could be a 12 year old hermaphrodite for all you know.
: ) by The Heathen	Dec 14th, 2006 02:22:13 PM
Oh, the internets!!! That was pretty funny though.
We WERE separated at birth, Psy. by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 02:32:56 PM
My god, another Captain Carrot fan. I think they were published in an attempt to parallel the darker paths that DC comics books were following, to be outdone by a future, purportedly "lighter" One Year Later.
We'll never know about those Captain Carrot pages. by The Heathen	Dec 14th, 2006 02:37:01 PM
They were damn awful and I think that DC is actually trying to forget them more than me if that's possible. Fuck Captain Carrot and those horribly rendered and edited pages!
Zoo Kroo by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 02:41:16 PM
I never said they were "good" pages. :-)
There Were Two Chicks In the @$$holes. by Buzz Maverik	Dec 14th, 2006 02:54:26 PM
Lizzybeth, an extremely cool and smart indie reviewer who had her own comic column on AICN long before any of us ever thought about doing this. She was an excellent writer and had great taste in comics. I think El Vale and Psynapse in particular would have admired her recommendations. She was also the first recruited @$$hole. We knew we needed a chick because as Scott McCloud said, "Something isn't cool if women aren't doing it too" (which means we're not cool right now). I remembered Lizzy's columns and asked her to join. Superninja was always one of the crew but reluctant to write for some reason, which was a shame, since she was always very insightful and could make you look at a comic or character in a different way. For now, the @$$es are all dudes, mostly white (so Michael Richards won't hate us even though our founder is Black) and mostly straight (because the current research shows that we all have degrees of sexuality; so Isaiah Washington won't hate us). I, however, am one half Jewish, so Mel Gibson will partially hate us.
Watch My New Sitcom : The 3 Turds. by Buzz Maverik	Dec 14th, 2006 03:00:23 PM
Mel Gibson, Isaiah Washington, and Michael Richards play three guys, on parole for hate crimes. They are forced to room together at a halfway house. To give Isaiah's character someone to hate, Mel will be playing "Melvin" a closeted gay man in deep denial. Each week, hijinks break out as our heroes get the shit beat out of them by people they hate. Mel's frequent co-star, Rennee Russo, will play their tough parole office known as "Sugar Tits".
Ah, superninja! That's who I was thinking of. by The Heathen	Dec 14th, 2006 03:05:24 PM
Haven't heard from her in a while. Did I miss something? What did Isaiah Washington do?
who the frack is Isaiah Washington? by Shigeru	Dec 14th, 2006 03:08:26 PM
and why should I care?
Isiah by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 03:09:48 PM
I think he was the black Captain America. :D
LIZZYBETH = EMO by Shigeru	Dec 14th, 2006 03:12:28 PM
YOU HEAR ME, LIZZYBETH?! YOU'RE EEEEEEEEEMMMOOOOOO!!! DAMN YOU!!!! i need to go home
Ellen Pompeo by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 04:15:44 PM
I do not find "Merideth Grey" a very physically attractive woman.
fug Grey's Anatomy by The Heathen	Dec 14th, 2006 04:46:54 PM
I agree Squash, she's goofy. What's goofier is how everything is based around her and people wanting her. Bah!
Now, now. by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 05:03:30 PM
Look, Titans has been pretty good, but this last issue was complete crap. They're allowed an off day, but can't they take the off day on, say, the filler issue? Didio even said it today in a Newsarama interview: everyone is following the creators, not the characters. Geoff is usually OK, and the problem with this issue mostly stems from the artist(s). And here's the clincher: ART IN COMICS NEVER BOTHERS ME. For me to react so poorly to a comic means that the art had to have been atrocious. And it was. Should I have said it like this in the review? Maybe. Would I have received the reaction I've seen so far? Probably not.
Sitcom Is In Development. Now Called: The 4 Turds. by Buzz Maverik	Dec 14th, 2006 05:40:43 PM
Rosie O'Donnell joins the cast as a parolee who must do community service for Asian American organizations. With her as a roommate, Mel's character can now become straight, which is good because both Mel and Isaiah were freaking out about that. Fucking egos. I'm considering adding as Asian parolee so Rosie will have someone to drive her crazy, but that's just getting too many people in the room. Originally, I was going to have them in one bed but Greg Garcia from MY NAME IS EARL said I was copying him, which I was but now that he's noticed I can't do it. I have to admit, I'm not the most experienced show runner in the biz. Some of you long time talkbackers might remember that I've had one sitcom in development --AHNIE -- in which pre-governor Arnold Schwartzeneggar, in a career slump, was set to play a former circus strong man raising "ein broodt ob muldi-raschial kindah". It died in development hell and recall elections. But THE 4 TURDS will have some sexual tension, with Rosie having a crush on the Rene Russo character. I'm trying to book Jackie Chan in a recurring role as Rene's boyfriend to piss everyone off. I may also try to get Ahnuldt to guest star as a Republican.
2006: The Year of Hate. by Buzz Maverik	Dec 14th, 2006 05:47:53 PM
I wrote an SNL skit in which Michael Richards, in full Kramer persona with cigar and retro clothes, apologized to the hecklers he mistreated. He then ended up in bed with Gloria Allred. I also wrote a skit where the hecklers heckled Richards as he apologized to them. Both skits killed...or they would have if I actually wrote for SNL and they were actually funny.
I Used to Agree About Pompeo... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 14th, 2006 05:54:25 PM
...but I saw her on a magazine cover and they'd fixed her up pretty nicely. She's got that regular gal/flake vibe. Actually, if you look at the people that the media tells us are hot, they're not all that hot. Being married, I watch GRAY'S ANATOMY. They keep telling us that George's girlfriend, Callie, is hot but dammit, she's not hot. Which is okay because most of us, especially me, are not hot either but no one goes around saying,"That Buzz is hot, bay-bee, hot!" until people go:"I would have said he's anything but hot, but yeah, I guess he is hot." I keep watching GRAY'S waiting for Callie to be revealed as a man! Somebody pull the wig off! Now, that would be a cool show! Note to Buzz: work this into a FOUR TURDS script. Isaiah's new girlfriend...isn't a girl at all! She's a plant, which gets Isaiah and Rosie upset. This is going to be a tense set, but I'm thinking Must See TV.
Grey's Anatomy has a bunch of uglies on it. by The Heathen	Dec 14th, 2006 06:12:57 PM
I mean, there's more pretty guy's than there are women. I like Sandra Oh, but she ain't exactly the bees knees. The girl that plays Izzie is kinda hot, but her character is too pathetic for me to fully realize that. Bailey used to be the shit though. The wife still watches Grey's but I don't care for it anymore. It's the same old shit over and over. I'm done with it. I get lots of reading done during it at least.
Here's How I Get Through GRAY'S: by Buzz Maverik	Dec 14th, 2006 06:27:55 PM
You may have noticed Dr. McHomophobe has an injury that prevents him from doing surgery. I pretend I'm watching a DR. STRANGE movie and we haven't GOTTEN TO THE DEVIL SHIT YET. Washington was working for me as Stephen Strange until I found out he was an ass, so I have to pretend that Dempsey, who mildly looks like Marvel's standard depiction of Dr. Stange, is the Sorceror Supreme. I'll probably end up in the FOUR TURDS for saying this, but I pretend that Sandra Oh, whom I think is cool, is a female Wong whom Dr. Strange pooches (although I guess he could pooch a male Wong too if they were into that). I sort of work in THE DEFENDERS with TR Knight as Bruce Banner who has yet to Hulk out; Katherine Heigl as the Valkyrie; Justin Chambers as Nighthawk or the Silver Surfer; and that new guy with the 'tude and the chest as Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner (I heard he was the Multiple Man in X3). Tonight, they are fighting the Headmen who are trying to steal Kyle Richmond's brain again.
I'll never be able to look at Grey's the same again… by The Heathen	Dec 14th, 2006 06:33:40 PM
thanks, Buzz! The wife will be like McSteamy? And I'll say, "Namor?" Who? And about the whole McDreamy, McSteamy thing - I saw a commerical for some show on ABC about guy's in trees and they said, "First there was McDreamy, then there was McSteamy AND now there's McTreemy!" I kid you not.
i wish i was a mc...somthing by blackthought	Dec 14th, 2006 09:21:40 PM
...sighs...
You can be McBlackthought by Squashua	Dec 14th, 2006 09:41:01 PM
Y'know, when you type it out, I thought they were all rappers. "Yo yo yo, this is EmCee Steamy" "And I'm EmCee Dreamy, sup y'all" I'd totally bang the spanish chick on that show. Callie. And I'd bang Callie from BSG, if she weren't one of the fraking 5 undiscovered toasters. Ah, I'd do her anyway. And her sisters on the resurrection ship.
this TB wins by Shigeru	Dec 15th, 2006 09:43:01 AM
more later
it's later: Grey's A. by Shigeru	Dec 15th, 2006 09:51:50 AM
I watched that show once. Thought it was pretty good. Then I watched it again, and it was exactly the same thing. Ect. Eff that. I can get into Ellen Pompeo, though. Because #1: she's from Everett, MA, which is 10 min from me. #2: I saw her in that Moonlight Mile flick with Jake G. and was like "this chick is RAD, she's going places!", and next thing you know, she's starring in the #1 show on TV. Oh, and she played Karen Paige in "Daredevil". She didn't get AIDS and then die, though. And that's not a gay bashing joke. It's a Kevin Smith bashing joke.
Wait? What? Huh? by loodabagel	Dec 15th, 2006 09:56:27 AM
People actually watch Grey's Atanomy? I thought that was a show for teenage girls? I thought real people only watched the Office. I watch the office. Sometimes I masturbate to Pam, sometimes I masturbate to Dwight. But I do not watch Grey's Fucking Anatomy. In other news, there are many comics out this week that I think I would enjoy reading, but I will likely not get the chance. Comics are cool.
Last Night, Addison Became Hellcat... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 15th, 2006 10:36:10 AM
...and joined the non-team. It was a re-run, so Chris O'Donnell WHO NEVER PLAYED ROBIN DO YOU HEAR ME? guest starred as Daimon Hellstrom, the Son of Satan himself! The mephistotelean sparks flew there, I can tell you! Too bad Hawkeye died after Valykrie cut his heartwire thingie last season but it was nice that an aging Captain America showed up to have a heart to heart talk with her in the bar WHICH WAS INTERUPTED BY AN INVASION BY THE BADOON!
Women Watch GRAY'S. Husbands.. by Buzz Maverik	Dec 15th, 2006 10:41:26 AM
...pretend they're watching a DEFENDERS movie. Haven't you been paying attention. I'll tellya, I was kidding at first, but that McSteamy guy would be an awesome Sub-Mariner. He's buff, has the attitude, the squinty eyes, the pointy ears, winged feet and everything.
Rejected Gray's "Mc" Names... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 15th, 2006 10:50:25 AM
...McSqueemy...McSnotty...McGe eky...McWimpy...McPhlegmy...Mc Wussy...McSweaty...McStenchy.. .McBitchy....McDummy...
I didn't say I wouldn't do Starbuck or Boomer by Squashua	Dec 15th, 2006 10:54:43 AM
Or even Skankrica-5 or Lucy Lawless, but only in BSG style. Elsewhere she's almost Chyna-esque. That having been said, check out my Friends List: http://www.comicspace.com/squa shua/ And for the last word, a quote from "Scrubs" Elliot: J.D., I really don't wanna do this. Can't we just go home, and put on our PJ's, and watch "Grey's Anatomy"? J.D.: Oh, I do love that show. It's like they've been watching our lives and then just put it on TV.
Astonishing X-men, Anatomy. by WarpedElements	Dec 15th, 2006 11:05:25 AM
Screw Grey's Anatomy, watch House. They actually work on REAL problems, not psuedo-issues expounded for television. And they don't add a buncha soap opera and sex to appeal to middle america, they actually rely on intelligence, satire, wit, that whole 'thinking' thing, with a bit of slapstick thrown in once in a while. Astonishing isn't really that great. Wolverine does like beer. But it's not his main focus. It's not a driving factor in his life or how he lives. I mean, the whole fighting the mole man creature and all him saying is "I like beer". C'mon, that's just overly cheesy. And the psuedo-bitchy white queen is just predictable. Use the elitist snob from Gen X or New X-men. Cyclops is nothing more than a whipping boy and the field commander, degenerating all the character growth that he, wolverine, colossus, and White Queen have had over the years. I like how Kitty has matured and even taken the lead in some cases. But other than that, Whedon has no concept of continuity. Making SHIELD a 'america only' protection force? Just so he could make Nick Fury look like a racist to get a point across? That's just weak. The 'Hope' cure was destroyed way to easily, and it's like having the cure for cancer and then losing it because the building caught on fire. There would be samples, backup, that knowledge SOMEWHERE other than that one building. Pathetic. Whedon should go back to taking ideas from anime and older movies and adapting them and dumbing them down for middle america.
I could see him as Namor. by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 11:10:21 AM
I dunno about that Denny guy as Hawkeye though.
McBlackthought by blackthought	Dec 15th, 2006 11:15:17 AM
my irish roots feel good now.
Bartender as Ben Grimm by Squashua	Dec 15th, 2006 11:20:47 AM
And his lover as Johnny Storm, "FLAME ON!" They could show up for a Team-Up. ;-) And since no one has mentioned Dr. Webber yet, as the oldest cast member, he'd make a fine Gargoyle.
Squash by Shigeru	Dec 15th, 2006 11:27:24 AM
That's a fantastic Scrubs quote!
WarpedElements… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 11:38:21 AM
and I quote, "have the characters out nothing like their previous personalities and doing shit they would never do, throw in some psuedo-drama and call it a hit." You love to use 'psuedo' no? I wholeheartedly disagree that the characters don't act like themselves. Wolverine likes beer. When he's fighting the mole man creature it's more of an exercise than any real danger, he's thinking about a cold one. Of course it's not the driving factor of his life, it could even be a 'psuedo-fight' gasp but it's used as some comic relief with great timing in my personal opinion. Not everything has to be related to the absolute end destination purpose for the story. Character moments like Wolverine saying he likes beer or coming to his senses and zeroing in on one are welcome. Cyclops? Cyclops has gotten some balls as of late and Whedon himself has said he's wanted to make Scott more of the bad ass that he really is instead of people just walking over him. He's a leader for a reason. Hell, look at how he took out the Sentinel in issue 7 or 8. Look at the past two issues for him taking shit. Whedon having no sense of continuity? C'mon man, if anything the complaint I've heard about Astonishing the most is that he references Morrison's New X-Men too often and that people wish he'd just stay away from it because it's so sacred. I like the fact that he acknowledges it and think it's good for the overall continuity, but that's a much bigger problem in the Marvel U right now than just in AXM. You lost me on the Nick Fury thing. House is a good show, great compared to Grey's. David Morse is the biggest ass ever on that show. That's what I got.
Never said it had to follow by WarpedElements	Dec 15th, 2006 11:55:09 AM
Never said it had to follow ALL the defining shit, but wolverine focusing so much on beer "we could fight for beer on the lawn" "I like beer" Beer falling on his head. Cyclops is still getting walked on by the White Queen (until he shot the double/whatever). White Queen was still an elitist bitch in Gen X, not just in New X-men. She's much more whimpy in this version. Bringing Colossus back was a big mistake as well, but whatever. I thought for sure Quesada said something about 'not bringing back any more dead heroes/villians'. Cyclops is a leader and a badass, not just once in a while. Wolverine is more than just a thug as he was personified, and White Queen is nothing more than a dissapointment. And Nick Fury said SHIELD was US based defense, not UN like it's supposed to be in response to Cyclops saying "Where was SHIELD when the sentinels attacked Genosha" "That wasn't US territory". Yeah Marvel U has continuity issue, now more than ever, so you ignore the smaller ones instead of working on it? That's how you work if your last name is Bendis and you write continuity conflicted stories/timelines and bring back random dead characters just because you wanted too. In conclusion, Whedon is an asshat who needs to actually do research on the characters he's writing, and not just the last run on X-Men and Avengers.
funny you should say that… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 12:10:42 PM
because I thought he was bringing a lot of the early Claremont stuff into his run as well. White Queen still seems like an elitist bitch to me. Call me crazy. It is possible for characters to change and progress naturally over the years though. Not like Peter Parker revealing himself completely out of character type change, but still, the White Queen is a dynamic character and even though she may not be the pure evil elitist bitch she once was, she's still an elitist bitch. Wouldn't that be proven by Emma trying to walk over and on Cyclops? And Quesada did say something about not bringing back dead people, but dude, it's Quesada. Need I explain how that works?
Exactly, Psynapse… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 01:31:01 PM
but wouldn't that mean that Whedon did some research? I believe so I do. Well said man.
I aim to please, Shiggy. by Squashua	Dec 15th, 2006 02:40:30 PM
That's my favorite Scrubs quote evar.
OK, I'll try Tranquility and Friday 13th by Homer Sexual	Dec 15th, 2006 05:01:07 PM
I found Manhunter and a few others from this site. So I'll definitely check on Manhunter and Friday the 13th based on these recommendations. Especially since Simone and Palmiotti/Gray have stellar track records. I tried Irreedemable Ant-Man, but I am finding Kirkman's writing generally gets old fast, this book got old really fast and I already dropped it. Oh, and I do think Astonishing is all right, but way overrated. It doesn't suck, but if I wasn't already fond of the characters, I don't know that I'd buy it. And Whedon does write Kitty Pryde well.
oops by Homer Sexual	Dec 15th, 2006 05:23:27 PM
Of course I meant I'll check out Tranquility, already reading Manhunter (despite the hideous costume).
Was this recent? by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 06:21:12 PM
How many shops do you have to go to? If my shop and I had a falling out I'd be screwed and forced to order all my books off the internet or go to the crazy comic store with cats over everything and nothing but old issues of Alpha Flight which admittedly is super close but shady, small and gross. Anyway, to answer your question Psy, I've heard far worse in my shop and that guy was acting retarded and like an ass for saying that. Puh-lease. It's our god given right to say something is retarded or gay even if the person saying it isn't retarded or gay! This one time an employee was making calls and telling people that stuff they had ordered had arrived in. He came to this one guy's list and left him a message saying, "Hello, uh, Mr. Zyborg (or something funny like that), snicker umm, sorry, that's a funny name you left us. Anyway, just wanted to let you know that your copy of (something anime) was in." I love my shop.
My comic shop... by loodabagel	Dec 15th, 2006 07:24:04 PM
I say to the lady "Hey, did you stop getting All Star Superman?" She gives me a confused look, as if to say "Who the hell is this Superman you speak of, and why the hell would I know anything about him?" and then she does say "Ask Josh. He's in charge of that kind of stuff." Shudder. The next week, the same lady asks some guy who's trying to read the current issue of 52 if he knows anything about Frank Miller. I guess her brother wanted some for Christmas or something. Now he gives her a "Why the hell are you asking me? That kid next to me knows more about Frank Miller than I do, and even his knowledge is pretty minimal." So to help out my comic reading brethren, I butt in and offer my two cents "Well, it seems you've got all of these Sin City comics here. Of course, it's always good to start at the beginning. That would be this one here called the Hard Goodbye, although That Yellow Bastard is what I'd call the best of the series." Than I went back to reading the 5 Marvel comics and 5 DC comics that come each month that are worth getting. And the thing I call a store has gotten rid of more and more comics lately, at least the trades and graphic novels. They used to have 2 full bookshelves with half a shelf of manga. Then they worked their way towards a more even system of 1 shelf comics, 1 shelf manga. Then the manga started to spill over onto the comic shelf. First one row, then two, then three. And they haven't gotten any new American graphic novels in two months. And the clincher? Oh, you thought that was the clincher? No, it gets worse. I asked a few manga reading friends if there was anything good there and they said "NO." Thank god for the glory that is ordering books from Amazon, or I'd go into withdrawls.
that sounds like crap looda… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 07:25:12 PM
crap I say! Amazon does rock for ordering books though.
Love the TT review. by dregmobile	Dec 15th, 2006 07:30:38 PM
And I think this says it all on the ComicSpace page: "User Tags: @$$hole, ain't it cool news, column, comedy, critic, interviews, movies, news, reviewer (help)" I find that funny for some reason. This week's JLA was fun. It's getting better. And also TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED 3 had some great stuff in it. Was ready to pick up THE SPIRIT #1 until I scanned and saw the gay art. There was no way I could take that title seriously. I know nothing about The Spirit, and was hoping the character was a little more serious toned. Not so. So, dropped it back on the shelf ... someone please let me know how it is and if I made the wrong decision ...
dreg… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 07:48:55 PM
you made the wrong decision. Give Darwyn Cooke a chance. His art is fantastic and a breath of fresh air. Word is that The Spirit is the best issue on stands currently. Really, give it a second chance.
Here I am again... by loodabagel	Dec 15th, 2006 09:27:08 PM
Man, I have conflicted feeling about Teen Tians right now...
darwyn cooke by blackthought	Dec 16th, 2006 09:58:37 AM
should always be given a chance...very true.
Mike Richardson interview by Mister Inbetween	Dec 16th, 2006 01:05:09 PM
There will be a cool interview with Mike Richardson of Dark Horse comics on Live Wire, the radio variety show on Oregon Public Broadcasting. (KOPB)It'll air Sat. Dec 30 at 8pm. For streaming go to opb.org or iTune it afterwards...for more info go to livewireradio.org Swell guy!
Dreg by Squashua	Dec 16th, 2006 04:26:12 PM
It's funnier when you go to my listing and take a look at my friends list. ;-D Why the conflict, Looda? And Homer, you don't like Manhunter's outfit? WTH, man. It's like a gold DC Easter Egg.
The Lost Seinfeld Episode by Squashua	Dec 17th, 2006 08:41:17 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yde7w5
It's not working Squash, BUT… by The Heathen	Dec 17th, 2006 11:48:04 PM
I did see that Nick Lachey commercial five times. Damn you.
Holy nuts! by loodabagel	Dec 18th, 2006 09:26:30 AM
It's a Christmas miracle! New Universal, Immortal Iron FIst and JSA. All in my shop! What a welcome surpirise. But about that Teen Titans. Well, I more or less enjoyed the issue, but I have to agree with most of what you said in your review.
hola by Shigeru	Dec 18th, 2006 11:37:23 AM
dreg: research The Spirit and Will Eisner. You won't be sorry! Psy: That's retarded of them, but I wouldn't cancel my sub just cause of it. My shop is "Jerry's Comics". With 1 employee: Jerry. It's about the size of a single hallway (2 people can BARELY fit side by side) and comics/boxes are EVERYWHERE. It's pretty wild.
mondays... by blackthought	Dec 18th, 2006 01:21:41 PM
not as sweet sans heroes and studio 60...but soon...24 returns...oh yes indeed.
well as long as she's catholic... by blackthought	Dec 18th, 2006 08:41:09 PM
go ahead.
Well piss. by loodabagel	Dec 19th, 2006 09:34:48 AM
Am I the only one in a good mood?
Could very well be, looda.. by Thalya	Dec 19th, 2006 10:10:20 AM
hangs head
C'mon... by loodabagel	Dec 19th, 2006 10:16:27 AM
Liven up with the festivus spirit.
Ditto: Could very well be, looda… by The Heathen	Dec 19th, 2006 10:42:29 AM
even though it's 23 days until the new season of 24. That would have been better if I posted that yesterday, huh?
Festivis by The Heathen	Dec 19th, 2006 10:47:01 AM
Damn, Kramer. I can't even think of Festivis without hearing a racial rant in my subconscious. Bah humbug.
Seems like an Elvis sorta day.. by Thalya	Dec 19th, 2006 11:09:04 AM
"I'll have a blue, blue blue Christmas.."
Yeah… by The Heathen	Dec 19th, 2006 12:02:25 PM
"FUuuuu-dddgge."
That's Why You'll Like My New Sitcom, Heath... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 19th, 2006 12:24:28 PM
...(now back to being THE 3 TURDS because nobody could stand being around Rosie)... the opening credits feature Michael Richards' character, known as MIKER, doing a racist comedy routine then spitting hot nacho sauce on the people he's tormenting...we cut to Mel Gibson's character, Melvin, crashing his car into a synagogue and blaming the people inside for the over strict drunk driving-seat belt-airbag laws. Next, we have Isaiah Washington's charcter, Eye-Eye, choking a couple of guys in West Hollywood before he realizes that he's outside a gym where a bunch of pumped and pissed gay guys come out and kick his ass. Next, we see our three hapless heroes in prison about to be turned out during a unity ceremony of the Aryan Rednecks and the New Afrikan Army. Finally, we see them rooming together in Big Mama Fierstein's Halfway House! After that, you'll be able to enjoy the feats of strength and tell your family how they've all disappointed you again.
Good News! We've Signed Nicole Ritchie... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 19th, 2006 12:27:31 PM
...to play Nikki, the trio's mutual girlfriend.
"Ching chong ching chong Danny DeVito" by Shigeru	Dec 19th, 2006 12:57:28 PM
LOL Rosie O'Donnel, you stupid bitch... haha.
I'm glad you got rid of Rosie… by The Heathen	Dec 19th, 2006 02:16:44 PM
You could always add Star Jones. http://tinyurl.com/tzv7f
If I had to choose between Rosie or Star Jones… by The Heathen	Dec 19th, 2006 02:19:02 PM
not existing. I don't know if I could make that decision. That's a tough one.
Gawd, Am I Glad You Said Not Existing... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 19th, 2006 03:20:46 PM
...instead of who you'd do if you had to. I mainly fired Rosie because of the great Bobcat Goldthwaite bit where he talks about being in a movie with Johnny Depp and that even though they're both straight, he'd fuck Johnny Depp. At that point, he turns to the audience and says, "Like if you were forced to choose between Johnny Depp and Rosie O'Donnell." He says he hopes Johnny Depp never hears the routine. In a pitch perfect Depp impression he says:"I hear...you want...to fuck me?"
Then, There Was The Simpsons Halloween Short... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 19th, 2006 03:25:33 PM
...in which Lisa discovers a comet about to destroy the Earth. She, Marge and Maggie get on a space shuttle taking them to paradise. Homer and Bart get on the loser shuttle, headed for the sun, and sit next to Tom Arnold who does his own voice. Rosie O'Donnell gets up and tries to lead everyone in show tunes. Even though they are only seconds away from crashing into the sun, Homer can't stand it that long. He grabs Bart and they eject into space where, much to their relief, they explode.
"I hear...you want...to fuck me?" by The Heathen	Dec 19th, 2006 03:32:13 PM
LOL! That's awesome. I'd totally fuck Johnny Depp before Rosie or Star Jones. Hell, I wish every decision was that easy. I love women and all their womanly parts. I remember that Simpsons episode. It was awesome indeed.
there's a band called Gay For Johnny Depp by Shigeru	Dec 19th, 2006 03:53:50 PM
.....yeah, I'd do him.
I Almost Sounded Gay For Keanu Reeves This Week... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 19th, 2006 04:09:24 PM
...one of my friends heard a rumor that Reeves is up for a big comic book role that most fans will hate. I thought it was good casting and started siting Reeves' physical resemblence to the character:"A cold, chisled handsomeness, lean but muscular--" Then I realized I was talking about a guy! Still, if the other choices were Rosie and Star...
Hmmm... let me guess.. by Thalya	Dec 19th, 2006 04:22:46 PM
Namor?
Keanu is up for Jesse Custer by Squashua	Dec 19th, 2006 05:16:27 PM
psych
But I Don't Think Keanu Would Be Right For Jesse Custer by Buzz Maverik	Dec 19th, 2006 05:22:35 PM
People WOULD hate him in that part though. I WOULD hate him in that part and I'd hate the people who cast him. I don't mean to be vague but when you tell Buzz Maverik something in confidence, he only spills part of it publicly, thus pissing everyone off at him. Sorry. This is another part. I would imagine after the success of THE MATRIX and the existence of its' unnecessary sequels (which if you're stoned and watching them all at once aren't as all out shit as they are when you're sober), and what with playing CONSTANTINE (poor@$$ casting, didn't even have to see it to know it, with a United Kingdom full of talented actors, you get a Canadian-American of Polynesian ancestry?), Keanu is probably offered everything comic book...I saw an Oliver Stone interview recently, in which Stone was complimented on the performance he got out of Nicolas Cage in WORLD TRADE CENTER. The interview said, "Too bad the next thing he did was GHOST RIDER." Stone said that he liked that comic because it was weird and psychotic. I have to agree, except for Cage being exactly 20 years too old for the part. They should have cast somebody like Emile Hirsch, moody but callow enough to sell his soul to the devil. 42 year old guys have a great sense of their own mortality...
Or here's a question: by Thalya	Dec 19th, 2006 05:27:41 PM
What _wouldn't_ fanboys hate Keanu in, as far as comic book roles are concerned?
That's Why Fanboys Aren't Allowed To Cast. by Buzz Maverik	Dec 19th, 2006 05:35:03 PM
We always pick someone too young or too old for the part. Or too unknown when you need a star. "They should cast Steve Cheese who played the reoccuring role of the plumber on BATTLESTAR GALACTICA. And Sofia Sopapia should play Wonder Woman. She was Playboy's Miss July, and Mom and Dad were away on vacation and I..."
Alternately, Fanboys Want Too Great A Pedigree... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 19th, 2006 05:42:26 PM
...because we love this stuff and take it seriously and see its' value, we want to pass up the movie star for the great and serious actor. Back when they were casting DAREDEVIL, people here were saying, "They need Guy Pearce or Jude Law for Matt and Marlon Brando for the Kingpin." And it's like, "Well, Bunkie, Guy and Jude probably laughed in their faces and ran screaming and Marlon is over 70 years old so it'd look like Daredevil was beating up on his grandfather, not to mention the fact that Brando has dementia and is probably incontinent."
Fanboy casting… BUT… by The Heathen	Dec 19th, 2006 08:48:35 PM
Morena Baccarin should be Wonder Woman. Very nice. I love her. Casting couch anyone?
Fanboys by Shigeru	Dec 20th, 2006 08:54:48 AM
Buzz is right, they shouldn't be allowed to cast films... they have mostly terrible ideas. Case in point: David Caruso should be Rorsach, because they both have red hair. Also, fanboys have an unnatural hatred of Keanu. I dunno why. Me? I'm still kinda bummed Billy Crudup ain't gonna be Iron Man.
... by blackthought	Dec 20th, 2006 09:28:06 AM
hmmm...i wast to cast the jsa. i love those guys.
Keanu Reeves is the world's coolest... by loodabagel	Dec 20th, 2006 09:38:47 AM
Not-Cool guy. The comic book role he's perfect for is.... ...Your mom?
but Robert Downey ain't bad casting… by The Heathen	Dec 20th, 2006 10:06:10 AM
that's great casting. I'm super glad about that actually. Then again, I just watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang again. But the fanboys were all saying Oded Fehr because hey, he has black hair and a goatee! So yeah, fanboys probably shouldn't cast anything. But Morena Baccarin should be Wonder Woman. I actually don't mind Keanu. I think that everyone takes pot shots at him and it becomes too common and therefore… lame. Just ask my family. Yikes. blackthought, current Justice Society or previous? I still haven't been able to get to my LCS for JSA #1, WD #33, etc., etc.
is it true that you get to by arghhhhhhhh	Dec 20th, 2006 11:03:16 AM
is it true that you get to see his vagina in this one, i'm not bein a smart-ass, i've heard it from a lot of people
arghhhhhhhh… by The Heathen	Dec 20th, 2006 11:35:45 AM
it must be a bitch typing that in every time you sign on. Anyway, ya gotta be more specific. A) Who's vagina? 2) What's this one? C) What? Huh?
Nathan Lane! by Thalya	Dec 20th, 2006 01:34:39 PM
er...
HOLY SHIT!!! by The Heathen	Dec 20th, 2006 01:44:07 PM
BKV JOINED THE LOST WRITING STAFF!!! This pleases me.
heh.. by Thalya	Dec 20th, 2006 01:51:15 PM
We're taking over..
Re: Psynapse by The Heathen	Dec 20th, 2006 01:52:41 PM
Melanie Griffith? Just kidding!!! Yuck. Really, really just kidding.
like ol' times, T. by The Heathen	Dec 20th, 2006 01:57:45 PM
Like ol' times.
That too.. by Thalya	Dec 20th, 2006 02:03:01 PM
I was thinking of the viral way in which comic writers and artists are infiltrating the mainstream.
If I had to go by size and "popularity" by Squashua	Dec 20th, 2006 02:22:30 PM
I'd say Pamela Anderson and be very diappointed in the execution. I really liked the Power Girl short film that was loosly based on her JSA Classified appearance. http://tinyurl.com/ybb3wa
My actual entry by Squashua	Dec 20th, 2006 02:24:41 PM
Add some padding and Katie Sackhoff has that "around the block" look for Power Girl. And the haircut.
Aha! by loodabagel	Dec 21st, 2006 09:38:29 AM
If we must stick with the large breasts, then I would say Thora Birch. Put a blode wig on and you're set. She may be a little wider than you'd hope for, but she's Power Girl, damnit! Not skanky anorexic Supergirl.
Wasn't there a casting couch already this year for JSA? by loodabagel	Dec 21st, 2006 09:40:36 AM
One a you @$$es help us out here. Show me what you have.
Katie Sackhoff, Thora Birch - POWER GIRL by The Heathen	Dec 21st, 2006 12:54:56 PM
Katie Sackhoff is the fanboy choice I'm afraid to say. I don't even watch Battlestar and I thought that she sorta had the look, but I actually like looda's inspired choice of Thora Birch. It's different, but plausible. And who did the @$$es choose during the casting couch? I can't remember. I remember that I think Stargirl should be Kristen Bell, but not much else.
Yep, Thora Birch could do it. by The Heathen	Dec 21st, 2006 12:56:30 PM
http://tinyurl.com/y2f6eu
dang, I could do a whole Ghost World/JSA casting... by loodabagel	Dec 21st, 2006 09:07:57 PM
Lessee. Scarlett Johansenn could play Liberty Belle (Because they're both blonde. Perect choice) Brad Renfro could play Hourman or Damage because they're both younger guys. Steve Buscemi could play Jay Garrick becuase that's the closest you can really get to JSA Steve Buscemi. Okay, nevermind. I couldn't supplant the cast of Ghost World for the cast of JSA, but, hey, I tried my best. I remember the Power Girl now! It was just some skank with big breasts.
dang, I could do a whole Ghost World/JSA casting... by loodabagel	Dec 21st, 2006 09:08:04 PM
Lessee. Scarlett Johansenn could play Liberty Belle (Because they're both blonde. Perect choice) Brad Renfro could play Hourman or Damage because they're both younger guys. Steve Buscemi could play Jay Garrick becuase that's the closest you can really get to JSA Steve Buscemi. Okay, nevermind. I couldn't supplant the cast of Ghost World for the cast of JSA, but, hey, I tried my best. I remember the Power Girl now! It was just some skank with big breasts.
Nice picture... by loodabagel	Dec 22nd, 2006 09:35:50 AM
I thought she had dark hair?
i'd cast the whole new and old by blackthought	Dec 23rd, 2006 10:35:24 AM
for the eventually 10 sequels.
Well mine would be a CG cartoon... by loodabagel	Dec 23rd, 2006 07:35:53 PM
Featuring the voice talents f Jennifer Aniston, Luis Guzman, Larry King, Jessica Simpson, Beyonce, Usher, Howard Stern, Cedric the Entertainer and Ice Cube. Oh yeah. It would suck too.
although i got nothing but love for American Beauty by Shigeru	Dec 24th, 2006 09:17:48 AM
I never understood why Thora Birch wanted breast implants when it was clear that she had gi-NORMOUS knockers....
merry xmas to my cogs! by blackthought	Dec 25th, 2006 12:44:16 PM
shigeru, psynapse, thayla, heathen, el vale, darth kal-el, turtle and our long lost but not forgotten cog, gus nukem...couldn't find a better bunch to lounge in a giant mansion while we ignore crime. 2007 will be the Year of the Cog. also merry xmas to the the a$$holes for bringing this column to us weekly(usually) so we may bitch and moan and throw praise about to those that make comics good, bad and most ugly(usually liefeld).
Now did she really? by loodabagel	Dec 26th, 2006 11:11:08 AM
I find that quite odd. Indeed, she does have ginourmous knockers. The other day, I stumbled upon the only character Steve Buscemi can play.......................... The Calculator!
LAST, bitches! by dregmobile	Dec 30th, 2006 07:31:41 AM
And that IRON MAN/CAPTAIN AMERICA thing (i got the one with cap on top) was fucking useless. Might go check and see if there are any new cogsmooches reveiws ...
Keepin' the dream alive... by loodabagel	Dec 30th, 2006 11:31:21 AM
The best movie of 2006 was........................... ...........................
The Fountain by The Heathen	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:00:54 AM
Cog Reviews will be back with a best of 2006 in the next week or so. We'll let everyone know, trust me. Scarlet could play a Power Girl too. She's, uh, got the right 'qualities' about her and she's blonde and oh so pretty.
Oh, and… by The Heathen	Jan 2nd, 2007 11:03:21 AM
LAST.
why? by blackthought	Jan 2nd, 2007 07:08:44 PM
last...indeed. and yes our column will be back in bizness rather soon. hope to see you talkbackers there.

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