[P.S. :- in case you missed it, unpretentious-"Some Dude" little-brain:small-speak: simple-word(TM) presented in technicolor parentheses (as in brackets, like this), just for your benefit]

Incidentally, The fact that you see me as putting on "airs", as you put it, and being pretentious as opposed to, say, just making grammatical errors and sloppy language usage, says more about you and your sniveling (as in, whining) little insecurities and inadequacy issues than it does about me, and any pretentiousness you may want to see.

Stop and think about that very carefully for a few minutes before proceeding on to the next sentence. Done? Now think about that again, and ask yourself, what exactly it is you're revealing about yourself, by attacking that aspect of my post before responding. At this juncture it would greatly help matters to involve (or at least, invite) your brain in the process. There's a very good reason why most intelligent people don't sweat the small stuff like grammar and smelling when holding internet discourses (as in, discussion) such as this, and more pertinently (as in, relevantly) in informal (as in, casual) settings such as this. Nobody is stopping you from using unpretentious language , however you define it, so do yourself a favour and don't betray your own personality issues by reading "airs" and pretentiousness in other people's words, where none are intended.

Unless of course you were the one responsible for my English language education in my youth and have the sole prerogative (as in, right) in deciding what words I should or should not use when I speak. The lesson as always: Get. A. Life. STAT!!! Ok now, so that should be more than enough to keep you busy spell-checking and grammar-correcting and consequently bring back meaning and purpose to your insignificant little existence for the next little while, until you post more drivel and tripe, masquerading as a response. Unless of course, in your silly little mind, long posts with many words also equal attempts at pretentiousness

[P.S. :- just in case you missed it again, unpretentious-"Some Dude" little-brain:small-speak: simple-word(TM) presented in technicolor parentheses (as in brackets, like this), just for your benefit, and for the esteem-issues-impaired]

............withou t all the needless multiple posing shots, mopey Zoolander facial expressions and perpetual and pointless lifting of large miscellaneous heavy objects, that is. And this time I mean it!