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Damn you Ultimate Edition DVD
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 13th, 2006
01:23:47 AM
Arriving after I already have one (or two) versions of the movie already. You fail because I refuse to buy you anymore.
Yo happy birthday Harry!
by Darth Thoth
Dec 13th, 2006
01:25:19 AM
Great read as always. The movie is a week away. I can't wait. Just to underscore what most have been saying- this Q&A feature is great. I've grown so much respect and admiration for Sly. Also, I hope AICN can pull this off again in the future with other personalities. This has been simply great. And lastly, to all your Texas folks... and Texans fans... wow, you should have never passed on Vince Young. My goodness. The Texans' brass should be run out of town much like the brass for my NY Knicks. Peace.
You just made the cut Harry
by proper
Dec 13th, 2006
01:27:24 AM
Sandra Bullock never looked better than in Demolition man.Arnie and Sly should of made this film together http://tinyurl.com/ybdspa
More on Tango & Cash PLEASE.
by dregmobile
Dec 13th, 2006
01:34:11 AM
Stories on set, possible sequel ... anything. In the TOP 5 best buddy/cop movies fo shizzle.

But anyway, these are great.
Sly and Arnold were gonna be in White Chicks?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 13th, 2006
01:34:18 AM
Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!
Sylvester Stallone answered my question!
by Cotton McKnight
Dec 13th, 2006
01:44:51 AM
Mine is the Alan Smithee one, and I KNEW there was an interesting story behind all those cameos. I didn't believe that Sly would willingly and knowingly get involved with a project like that, there had to be some trickery or hollywood favors being called in. Thanks for answering that!
I wondered how dangerous the cryo liquid was
by antonphd
Dec 13th, 2006
01:49:04 AM
I remember watching that a couple months ago again and wondering what the liquid was made of that it wasn't too dangerous to use. Wow.
The hits keep coming!
by BillEmic
Dec 13th, 2006
01:59:03 AM
Man, I love showing up at AICN religiously every night at 12am-3am, just to read these Q&A sessions. This is truly the best thing AICN has ever done. I think these questions reveal once and for all how underrated Stallone is. Sure, Arnold a lot of "big hits", but Stallone has the more esoteric, lesser known movies that really stand the test of time. I'm talking about Night Hawks, Demolition Man, F.I.S.T., etc. It's clear that there are a lot of love for these movies and for good reason. I can't wait for Rocky Balboa. Yoe, Poe!
fubar
by lakersfan2death
Dec 13th, 2006
02:01:42 AM
fucked up beyond all recognition
Demolition Man!!
by colematthews
Dec 13th, 2006
02:09:50 AM
On two separate occasions, I have mentioned this Stallone Q&A to friends of mine who don't frequent this site, and both times, the first thing they said had to do with Demolition Man. The movie may be horrible, but there is definitely some kind of underground cult of True Believers.
I say "What's your boggle?" from time to time
by BitterMan23
Dec 13th, 2006
02:15:15 AM
Demolition Man is a confusingly paced (the snipes v stallone fight 40 min in is more of a climax than the actual one) but solid action comedy. and bullock never looked cuter. love to see a special edition, or even just a re-release in an amaray case so i can get rid of the infernal snapper...
Does Lipton Brisk Ice Tea make a cameo in Rocky Balboa?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 13th, 2006
02:20:26 AM
It'd be awesome if it was just randomly sitting on a table at Rocky's house or somewhere in the movie.
Haha! Sly said 'Fraggin'
by Cyberfury
Dec 13th, 2006
03:12:25 AM
COOL
Sly and Arnold: Together at Last
by WatchtheWatcher
Dec 13th, 2006
03:33:48 AM
Okay, I have a pitch for Sly for the long-awaited team up movie: "The U.P.S. vs. the Federal Express"-- Sly and Arnold representing the two title entities, in a madcap race to outdo one another delivering packages. Ah'll be bahk... I have some more packages for you in the trahck. 'Ey, yo! [incoherent] Sign here. Come on! That has comedy gold written all over it! :)
who cares about the beer, Harry?
by Frijole
Dec 13th, 2006
03:35:44 AM
That's your lead-in? A sad, baseless lament about "Rocky's" beer choice? Listen, Mr. Uber-geek, Rolling Rock is from Latrobe, PENSYLVANIA. Read: same state as the main character is from. Read: regionalistic fan-favorite choices abound. Same as your vote-cast for that nasty, bitter swill euphemistically called "bock" beer, Shiner. Ugh. Call us all back once you've had a real man's beer. Hopefully Austin has one or two decent shops where a lad can find a hearty, 8.6 ABV Duvell from Belgium. Or, perhaps, 'cause it's out this time of year, a sixer of Great Divide's Hibernation Ale. Sorry to turn this into "Epicurious" all the sudden, but to bitch, even fecetiously about a FICTIONAL CHARACTER'S choice of fermented beverage... well, it' gets up the dander of this ol' Stroker Ace. Tell me this: the choice of beverage concerns you more than the fact that in EVERY SINGLE Rocky movie, not ONE punch gets slipped? I mean, every single punch thrown either lands with a sound like a 20-lb sack of wet cement being dropped off a 10-story building or gets ducked under with a sound like a comet blew past your ear at mach 900. Be a man and drink real mens' beer and not feebly attempt to garner a chuckle by finding such a lame fault when so many others are worth greater scrutiny despite our collective suspension of disbelief. Shiner sucks any ol' how.
Harry get your shit together please
by NachoNegro
Dec 13th, 2006
04:06:02 AM
This is without any doubt the best thing ever on this site - Sly you deserve serious plaudits for doing this. But you know what? Harry is screwing it up. Harry why do you insist on picking the most asinine, childish, foolish questions? "Who suffered more, Rocky or Christ?"???????? I mean what the fuck is wrong with you Harry? A jokes a joke, but grow up. You are supposed to be editing these questions, so FUCKING EDIT THEM. There are a million and one legitimate questions - don't waste precious Stallone bandwidth with bullshit.
Demolition Man
by antonphd
Dec 13th, 2006
04:13:45 AM
George Bush. He has single handedly made us all think a little bit more about Demolition Man than as a funny cool sci-fi action flick. Plus it's got Stallone being about as appealing as ever, funny funny ass shit like non-fluid transfer sex, Sandra Bullock saying she's going to go blow the guy they are after, Sly giving up trying to explain it to her, Denis Leary being funny as shit and going off about playboy and hamburgers, the 3 seashells, the violation of the verbal morality law, Wesley Snipes gleefully pronouncing the brave new world a bunch of pussies, Wesley Snipes being froze and his head kicked off(not because i don't like him, but you just gotta love the look on his face), the foam spray when the car crashes, Wesly finding the 'laser gun', the rat burger, Taco Bell winning the food franchise wars, Sandra Bullocks ass kicking scene being explained by saying she watched Jackie Chan movies, the eye ball pen, knitting sweaters, the crazy fucking list of shit Wesley learns, 'hurting people isn't a good thing, well, sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat', 'you really licked his ass', the look of total suprise on Bush's face when Stallone and Wesley don't do what he tells them to do... like a spoiled kid who's parents actually say 'no' to something, 'pick a hair color', the chick talking on the video phone topless... and Stallone just shaking his head cause the whole place is so fucking crazy that's just on more thing, hands shakes, bunji jump from the helicopter, 'jeffery dalmer?! i love that guy!', 'prepare to be judged'... oops. See, great movie. My favorite action movie by Stallone followed by Tango and Cash... purely for the 'Rambo is a pussy' line.
Judge Dredd - CGI
by antonphd
Dec 13th, 2006
04:22:24 AM
I think that a hard core 3D Animated Judge Dredd film with Stallone's likeness and voice acting for Dredd would kick fucking ass.
Stallone, mate...
by Seph_J
Dec 13th, 2006
04:45:27 AM
...I never said you were going to go 'strafing or fragging or napalming their water buffalo'. Thanks. I explained that I can understand why Thailand might be reluctant to be assiciated with a RAMBO movie, which will almost certainly involve guns and people blowing shit up. And, I assume, a fair amount of danger. Maybe you do look at the talkbacks... but do you actually READ them? The plot might involve an journey into Burma, or a trek up Everest, or an underwater dive to Atlantis for all I know. Im sure Thailand doesn't give a rats-ass either... they know how stupid people are in general (especially Americans) and how the slightest mention of Thailand in a RAMBO film could be damaging to them. Tell me im wrong. Please.
Xingu
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Dec 13th, 2006
04:47:37 AM
brazilian black beer at its finest...best beer ever.

love this feature btw...keeps me coming back to the site...and did i hear someone say Bruce is next? if so, sweet!

11 Rocky Balboa clips + 11 min. behind the scenes
by eatlightning
Dec 13th, 2006
04:48:26 AM
Check out 11 clips from Rocky Balboa! http://tinyurl.com/y53bzz or go to: www.stallonezone.com to find them in the forum!
Rolling Rock-the Johnny Sokko of Beer.
by TomBodet
Dec 13th, 2006
04:50:40 AM
You know it to be true. "Pee into the Vat, Giant Robot!" "Klank klank!" WOOOOSHHHH. Have another bottle, sly?
Shiner Boch
by Rev
Dec 13th, 2006
05:10:19 AM
Are you sure he shouldn't drink "Bush" or "Cours"? How about "Mickeylobe"? Or maybe he should try Shiner Bock
Demolition Man has fans? And they actually quote it?
by JackPumpkinhead
Dec 13th, 2006
06:23:17 AM
How sad.
Shiner Bock is COMPLETE ASS!
by Frijole
Dec 13th, 2006
07:04:09 AM
Harry, you have great taste in barely legal asain girls, schizophrenic taste in movies, and TERRIBLE FUCKING TASTE IN BEER! I'd like to know what Sly thinks of some of the impersonations and parodies that have been done of him over the years. Or if he knows about Henry Rollins ( I believe it was) and his friends working for hours and hours trying to work on that pained Sly expression where his lower lip creeps down almost to his chin.
Shiner is shit
by godley
Dec 13th, 2006
07:28:05 AM
Anybody who uses Shiner as an example of a great beer should never be allowed to discuss beer again. I shouldn't be surprised it happened here, though, given Harry's usual level of taste in general.
Someone actually asked about Shade!
by KenKRK
Dec 13th, 2006
07:28:37 AM
I know most probably didn't care for it, but I always liked it. Even though he was hardly in the movie, Stallone had a really commanding presence.
Rolling Rock Is Most Likely Lower In Carbs and Calories
by tonagan
Dec 13th, 2006
07:29:37 AM
And why the pony size was probably specified. Rocky needs to stay in shape.
Yo eatlightning...
by abominate
Dec 13th, 2006
07:36:29 AM
...thanks for the link, you made my day. Those clips are fantastic. I like the grittiness of it, and the tension between Rocky and son, plus Paulie's trouble reconciling with how poorly he treated his sister. Sly looks and sounds great. This will rule.
I read somewhere that Die Hard 4...
by abominate
Dec 13th, 2006
07:37:46 AM
...trailer will play with Eragon, which I guess opens in a couple days? That right?
I live in Texas and HATE Shiner Bock
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 13th, 2006
07:40:55 AM
I am more of a Red Stripe, Tsing Tao, Sapporo kind of guy.
Hey Yack:
by Ricky Henderson
Dec 13th, 2006
07:43:30 AM
Yeah, I'm down for hanging out sometime. Sorry you missed the Oliver Stone thing. Jacob Burns does a ton of cool stuff. Nice to see that a movie theater for grownups exists up here in Westchester, ya know? I think Sherm may actually be from the area too. Maybe I'm nuts, but I think I remember him talking about Yonkers in one of his posts. On a scale of 1-10, how devestated are you that the Mets let "two time tommy john surgery winner" Victor Zombrano go?
Rolling Rock's not low-carb/calories
by ErnieAnderson
Dec 13th, 2006
07:43:59 AM
It IS, however, a Pennsylvania institution. However, it's been losing steam of late because Anheuser Busch took them over.
Sly & Arnie Vs The Rock & Vin Diesel
by Cyberfury
Dec 13th, 2006
07:53:41 AM
That's it. That's about all I got.. Maybe I should paint my windows black..
Sly should direct an Eastwood biopic.
by Cyberfury
Dec 13th, 2006
07:55:22 AM
Starring Hugh Jackman as Clint ofcourse. The man looks just like a younger Clint. That's it. That's all I got... Call my agent.
Hugh doing his Clint impression
by Cyberfury
Dec 13th, 2006
08:01:16 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/ultra /shirtless4ever/hughjackman.jp g Yes. Remember people You heard it here first. One moment, Micheal Bay on the phone...
KEEP THEM COMING
by THE KNIGHT
Dec 13th, 2006
08:04:34 AM
He must come back again to promote RAMBO!
yuengling
by blotter
Dec 13th, 2006
08:04:44 AM
Wouldn't Rocky drink Yuengling?????
Lower in Carb/Calories than Shiner Bock
by tonagan
Dec 13th, 2006
08:07:01 AM
That's what I was implying. And there's always Rolling Rock Green Light.
Rolling Rock
by zacdilone
Dec 13th, 2006
08:12:44 AM
When I lived in Scotland, one night I was feeling homesick for Pennsylvania. I headed out with a friend to a local pub, where I usually enjoyed some Bass Pale Ale or McEwan's lager (since British Ales and Lagers far surpass anything America has to offer). As I walked up to the barman to order my drink, I noticed bottles of Rolling Rock in the cooler behind him. I almost cried. So of course that's what I ordered. Did it taste as good as what I usually ordered? Of course not. But I enjoyed it far more than anything else that pub could've offered that night...because it was the taste of my home state. Such is the power of the Rock.
"You most likely know it as myanmar...
by blotter
Dec 13th, 2006
08:15:03 AM
...but it will always be Burma to me."
Rolling Rock
by blahblahman
Dec 13th, 2006
08:40:02 AM
Sad to say it's not produced in Latrobe any longer. Another victim of Anheuser-Busch. Surprised he didn't say Yuengling. It's produced a fair bit closer to Philly and is the oldest brewery in America...allegedly.
RR nor Shiner can hold a candle to Grolsch
by Cyberfury
Dec 13th, 2006
08:45:24 AM
Grolsch baby! ..oh wait you yanks just import that Heineken piss from us? Damn dirty shame..
Sly never answered my question
by The guy
Dec 13th, 2006
08:49:27 AM
I sent this one in a few days ago, but you never answered it. Can you tell us about that softcore porn film you did in the 70's?? How did you get cast in that? Was the sex real??
In PA, it's all about the Yuengling
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
08:50:37 AM
In went to college out there, I practically lived on that stuff. But Rolling Rock has its following- it's the bluest of blue collar beer.
oh wait, you do have Grolsch
by Cyberfury
Dec 13th, 2006
08:50:53 AM
A powerful brand that knows no equal. The unique Swingtop bottle, a glassblower's masterpiece. http://www.grolsch.com/default com.htm
Yeah, college boy couldn't type a post without an error
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
08:51:25 AM
"In went to college..." Yikes.
I know this is a beer pissing contest, but the issue is
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
08:52:44 AM
What would ROCKY BALBOA drink, not some 20-something beer snob fanboy like ourselves. Rolling Rock fits the bill for the Stallion.
All things considered
by blahblahman
Dec 13th, 2006
08:59:31 AM
Rocky could be swigging PBR or Genesee Cream Ale. I guess Rolling Rock doesn't sound so bad afterall.
PBR!
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
09:01:57 AM
I used to partake in PBR $1 cans at the local bar... memories. Jesus... $1 cans!
This is sad...
by KabutoKoji
Dec 13th, 2006
09:15:18 AM
To think that if only Rocky's choice of beer would've been Medalla, he would've beaten Mason Dixon easily...
Yuengling is, indeed, the greatest beer...
by keyserSOZE
Dec 13th, 2006
09:22:46 AM
i'm from Pennsylvania and now living in Texas, and i'd KILL to get Yuengling down here instead of Shiner. nothing against Shiner, but Yuengling...wow. it's good stuff.
Medalla
by blotter
Dec 13th, 2006
09:26:36 AM
Voted best light beer of 2005!
Shouldn't Rocky dring IRON CITY?
by CarmillaVonDoom
Dec 13th, 2006
09:40:02 AM
Rolling Rock isn't that great, but is a definite improvement to the Bud/Coors/Michelob set. Maybe he should dring MICKEYS tall boys!
Yes to the $1 PBR!
by Frijole
Dec 13th, 2006
09:51:13 AM
Several good bars in New Orleans still rock the $1 Pabst... as do several on the FL and AL Gulf Coast. As far as CHEAP beer goes, PBR can't be beat.
See Frijole, we agree on something!
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
09:53:38 AM
SUPERMAN RETURNS, ahhh not so much. PBR? Hells yeah!
Hahahaha...
by Frijole
Dec 13th, 2006
09:59:09 AM
I'm sure there's plenty more we agree on, man... But at least now we have a touchstone for common ground. Hahah!
Let the healing begin!
by blahblahman
Dec 13th, 2006
10:04:48 AM
Makes me want a beer.
Seriously, Stallone has saved this website
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
10:08:18 AM
We were on the brink of self-destruction. TBer v. TBer. Fanboy v. fanboy. Following the great Star Wars prequel battles, the SW v. LOTR battles, the SUPERMAN RETURNS wars, etc., there was no unity amongst us. But now, thanks to these Q&A's, we are united in our appreciation and love of Sly Stallone and good 'ol fashioned beer. Hooray Stallone and beer!!!
Sega/Fox to make ALIEN video games! What about RAMBO?!
by JDanielP
Dec 13th, 2006
10:17:19 AM
http://www.superherohype.com/n ews.php?id=4989
Here here.
by blahblahman
Dec 13th, 2006
10:17:53 AM
Though, I've only just begun adding my 2 cents, I've lurked quite a bit and this can be a rather hostile place. Either way, the Stallone Q&A has been a boon. It'll be interesting to see if anyone else will take the plunge in the future.
Neighbour film with Arnie and Sly
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 13th, 2006
10:23:05 AM
This could have been great fun, 2 musclemen trying to wage war against each other. Then again, it could have been like Jingle All The Way. If only I had known the annoying brat in that would play Anakin Skywalker. Sigh.
I wish Stallone elaborated more on Vin Scully
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
10:28:30 AM
I think Scully is the greatest baseball broadcaster alive, perhaps ever. That being said, if there is a darkside to this gentle poet of the diamond, I want to know about it. Does he drink blood? Does he torture squirrels? How evil is the serene and brilliant Vin Scully?
YackBacker
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 13th, 2006
10:34:48 AM
And let us not forget the great AICN TB unifier that is Don Murphy and his stooge PharteGodd (may he rest in peace). So, HOORAY Stallone, HOORAY beer, and HOORAY the TUADMAHS (Talkbackers United Against Don Murphy and His Stooges)!

Ride now! And fear no darkness!

i have started a beer war
by lilgorgor
Dec 13th, 2006
10:40:59 AM
awesome. but now my rocky party will succeed with ROLLING ROCK IN PONY BOTTLES
TAUDMAHS!
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
10:46:18 AM
Nice work, MNG. That cracks me up!
Harry, let's go to Fado for lunch
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 13th, 2006
10:48:49 AM
It's halfway between where I work and where you live (Alamo Drafthouse). You need a nice black-and-tan to get you going.
Ricky
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
10:50:48 AM
Me, you and the Sherminator hanging out, that should be awesome. Yeah, sorry to see the "fake" Zambrano depart. I'm more flipped out over the rumors that Omar is not going after Zito as aggressively anymore. WTF?
Kalik Gold...
by idahomer
Dec 13th, 2006
11:21:39 AM
Awesome beer of the Bahamas.
mmm beer
by Bloo
Dec 13th, 2006
11:32:24 AM
now being as that I'm from Kansas I'm more of a Kansas City brewery drinker myself, but I have a lot of friends that insist that Coors Light is the greatest beer ever made...fools

now funny story about PBR, when I was in college, on Sunday you can't buy beer in Kansas so myself and 3 other buddies jumped into my car (Pontiac Sunfire if anyone cares) and headed to the Nebraska border (with the comment about 4 drunks in a car on a sunday night are the most likely to see a UFO) we bought a 30-stone of Coors Light, and a 24 of MGD...(god we had bad taste in beer) and my friend Shane was like "we need some more" and they only had PBR so he bought a 30 stone of that. we each had one, and that was it, we couldn't give that crap away. Drunk poor colelge students wouldn't drink it...great memories

Yo, Sly
by Binkysguy
Dec 13th, 2006
11:39:15 AM
"I'm looking for the next Robert Mitchum or Steve McQueen, and they don't exist," he says. "All these young actors are tough in, like, 'The O.C.' They're watching the Super Bowl at Frederic Fekkai [salon], getting highlights and a manicure. What happened to beer and chips and scratching your balls?" Look no further, man. I'm right here in Texas about an hour north of Harry. I'm an actor and an ex-marine. I'd be happy to whup some ass with John Rambo!
and who could forget the ultimate TB unifier...
by Frijole
Dec 13th, 2006
11:39:47 AM
the Demon, Dave DeFalco vs. Juggfuckler. Anyhoo, didn't know I'd start such a nice discourse on beer this morning. Hmm... maybe some of us should start a site called "Ain't it Cool Brews." Sorry... I'll go stand in the corner now.
Arnold and Sly movie ideas
by ptindy
Dec 13th, 2006
12:06:58 PM
You have two of the biggest action movie stars of the 80's and that is the best ideas anyone could come up with???????????? I agree the last two rounds, the questions have sucked. And Harry picking the question last round about "taking shower with Kurt Russell"! Harry can't you disguise your personal fantasy questions better than that!!
STALLONE WATCHES THE WATCHMEN
by ImJustSaying
Dec 13th, 2006
12:07:29 PM
Hey Sly, I'm loving the answers, and I'm really glad you were able to make Rocky Balboa. It's the movie with the most buzz right now, I'd say (I work in an office and everyone is talking about it). Congrats. I heard you read the talkbacks, so I hope this suggestion finds you. If I were you, if you have time while prepping for Rambo, I'd hunt don't Zack Snyder (you can probably go through harry if you need to) and ask him about playing The Comedian in WATCHMEN. People would go nuts, I believe it's a perfect role for you, and probably wouldn't tie you up too much (he's only in a couple flashback scenes). If you haven't read the graphic novel, you really ought to, I get a feeling you'd enjoy it, and it's an easy, interesting read. The role needs someone with your imposing presence, and someone who isn't afraid to go a little crazy. After knocking Balboa out of the park and gettin Rambo back off the ground, this would be a hell of a move. Anyways, good luck, Sly, glad to see you everywhere again.
Worst beer ever?
by zacdilone
Dec 13th, 2006
12:35:46 PM
That award would go to Drury's, which my fraternity brothers and I referred to as a "beer-flavored drink." I'd be curious what other beers TBers would mention as tasting better when they came out than when they went in.
Drewry's...I mean
by zacdilone
Dec 13th, 2006
12:37:15 PM
Of course, piss spelled any other way is still piss.
ImJustSayin
by DeCypher44
Dec 13th, 2006
12:39:33 PM
Damn, that is a great idea. I can really see Sly as The Comedian! Arnold as Doc Manhatten?
Sorry for the "Arnold for Manhattan"
by DeCypher44
Dec 13th, 2006
12:41:45 PM
The look would be good, but the acting? Ouch! And Bad beer? St Ides, Zima, Lucky, Michelob Ultra.
While technically not a beer, Olde English malt liqour
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
12:50:47 PM
is quite simply the worst drinking experience I ever had. But it is a funny story: I transferred to a small PA college during the middle of my sophomore year. At the end of that spring semester, a handful of classmates were studying together for a history exam the night before the test when one guy says "Man this sucks, this is my birthday and we're here studying!" A friend of mine gets up and disappears, only to come back a half hour later with four 40's of Olde English. We break out the cups and each pour a glass to toast the kid's birthday and go back to studying. Except me and my friend pretty much pounded our way through all the O.E. That's all fine and good, except the test was the NEXT MORNING and this was already around 2AM. I was lit like a X-mas tree. My friend, equally impaired, walks me back to my suite, where I pass out on a couch in the common room. A suitemate sees me in the AM, nudges me awake and is telling me I have a history exam in 15 minutes. I don't even shower or change my clothes (which is funny, because I apparently ripped my back pocket on my shorts the night before). I get to the test on time, but I realize that I'm still drunk. I take the test, I fell asleep during the middle too (it was an all essay test) and amazingly I did very very well on the exam. Immediately after handing in my exam to the Prof, who looked at me like I fucked his cat or something, I suffered from the worst hangover of my life. Olde English 40s. Great study material, terrible payback the next day.
remind me to stay the fuck away from "olde english"
by Ricky Henderson
Dec 13th, 2006
01:00:02 PM
When I feel like getting drunk and I'm on a budget, I reach for Doctor Migillicutty's (sp?). Or Mad Dog. Malt liquor just wrecks me and from my personal experience makes me talk like characters from "The Wire" and vandalize things. I miss college damnit.
Why isn't anyone...
by abominate
Dec 13th, 2006
01:13:34 PM
...discussing the ten clips that have been posted? They're killer!
Peter Boyle is dead!
by kinghenryVIII
Dec 13th, 2006
01:22:03 PM
Passed away at the age of 71. No more Young Frankenstien. You will be missed!
Anyone else think THE GOOD GERMAN and THE GOOD SHEPHERD
by YackBacker
Dec 13th, 2006
01:26:15 PM
should have been combined into THE GOOD GERMAN SHEPHERD? A post WWII guard dog that helped create the CIA. LASSIE got nothin' on THE GOOD GERMAN SHEPHERD! Ok, back to the corner I go...
Peter Boyle? Noooooooo!
by Ricky Henderson
Dec 13th, 2006
01:35:52 PM
Peter Boyle is puttin' on the ritz with the man upstairs. Sad day.
Rambo: "Do you know who the f*** I am??"
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 13th, 2006
01:44:29 PM
Please have that line in the movie. Thanks.
BTW Stallone was obviously busy during Round 12
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 13th, 2006
01:52:53 PM
Hence the "knocking off of questions like a speed bag."

Even though he refuses to run for mayor because of the endless handshaking and waving, he's probably having to do it temporarily for these few weeks left in the promotional tour.
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Dec 13th, 2006
02:10:57 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
Stallone getting pissed by seeing
by veritasses
Dec 13th, 2006
02:11:05 PM
Jackie Chan and Whoopi instead of Arnold and Bruce at 7:30 in the morning. That's some funny imagery.
Rocky and Beer, Rocky and Beer, Rocky and Beer
by MC Vamp
Dec 13th, 2006
04:11:20 PM
These are the best Q&A's in the history of AICN. My respect and admiration of the Ol' Stallion grows with each installment. As for beer, well...Shiner was such a disappointment. It tastes like the bland Michelob Bock with a piece of driftwood dropped in the glass and set out on the porch to marinate for a week. Rolling Rock is like Coors squeezed out of a sweaty sock. Most good imports bury Shiner utterly, but beer snobs be damned, America has some great beers too...Sierra Nevada Pale, Firestone Double Barrel, Stone IPA, Rogue Dead Guy, Fat Tire, Sam Adams Black, Arrogant Bastard, Pete's Wicked, and Gorden Biersch. If you're strapped for cash and MUST, MUST go cheap, the Champagne of Beers, Miller High Life goes a long way if you really need a cheapo buzz that won't piss off your tongue. That said, I do enjoy a nice Budvar/Czechvar, Urquell, or Amstel Light from time to time, so imports can be fun...
Now when is RoboCop 4 coming out?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 13th, 2006
04:14:16 PM
Why do Behind Enemy Lines 2, Save the Last Dance 2, and Species 3 exist but not it? I'm getting tired of waiting.
Oh, Chimay is great, too...
by MC Vamp
Dec 13th, 2006
04:21:12 PM
But that doesn't really qualify as "beer," that's more like "heaven."
Face/Off was originall y going to be Arnold and Sly
by CTU Mole
Dec 13th, 2006
05:49:53 PM
That would have been the greatest thing ever put to film.
Beer joke explained: Pony is to Italian Stallion...
by Some Dude
Dec 13th, 2006
05:58:40 PM
... as Rolling Rock is to Rocky.
I thought Arnold looked good as a woman
by CherryValance
Dec 13th, 2006
06:02:52 PM
Remember when he went to that place to have the baby in Junior? I thought he looked nice. Anywho, Desmond's question was a great one. And Vin Scully was in one of the Rockys right? I can't imagine a war between those two. Unless Carl Weathers teamed up with Vin. Then you'd have a stew goin'.
"Contra" as Schwarzenegger/Stallone vehicle.
by Some Dude
Dec 13th, 2006
06:04:56 PM
It would be perfect. But would it have to be called "Super Probotector" for our sensitive friends in the UK? BTW, chaps, when is your release date for "Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles"? Snickers.
Yack
by Bloo
Dec 13th, 2006
06:44:06 PM
I had a similar expirence with olde english in college, I actually had a friend...in fact same one that bought the PBR...but he used to drink 2 40s of Olde E after doing his heavy metal radio show in college during our drinking marathons...now how's this for nasty we sat down one night to watch some movies, i know Austin Powers and I know what you did last summer were two of them, he drinks a 2 liter of Purple Passiona nd then about a 40 and a half of Olde E...I thought he was going to croak
Some Bloke
by proper
Dec 13th, 2006
06:57:47 PM
I used the US title but this was what it was called here http://tinyurl.com/yllfff =>.Can't defend TMHT,though the youth that were brainwashed by that franchise have grown up so violent that they needn't bothered anyway =>.Step up the quality control on the questions H,challenge Mr Stallone,FIST,Paradise alley questions etc,you know the ones he asked for..Eye of the tiger Harry.Sorry to hear about Peter Boyle,he makes me laugh in Everybody Loves Raymond each morning =
Proper: How peculiar.
by Some Dude
Dec 13th, 2006
08:57:56 PM
In the UK the SNES version of Contra was called Super Probotector. Why would the sequel to, ahem, Cryzor be called Super Probotector rather than Super Cryzor? Thanks for the info about the "original."
Shiner
by medsar
Dec 13th, 2006
09:15:18 PM
These insults to Shiner have forced me to register at AICN. I remember many a night back at Rice, drinking a 50 cent cup of Shiner at Valhalla beneath the chemistry lecture hall. Surely, there can be no better beer. All must learn to appreciate the mighty Shiner Boch!
Now that many others have mentioned it..
by ewokstew
Dec 13th, 2006
11:05:17 PM
I will to. Who cares if he doesn't drink Shiner? Jeez, Harry, lighten the @#$% up.
Some Dude
by proper
Dec 14th, 2006
01:02:53 AM
Kool mate,BTW It's called Gryzor =>,I only ever saw the arcade original anyway though the home coversions of the day held the Gryzor title.Rush 'N' Attack being retitled Green Beret was another Konami title that had to be changed too,in the old days blah blah blah........ => Take it EZ maaan.
SLY HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON RICHARD GERE
by Zarles
Dec 14th, 2006
07:00:54 AM
And it was that Rolling Rock pisswater, too. Blech.
Rambo Cricket has a Shiner Boch....
by Mel Garga
Dec 14th, 2006
08:48:09 AM
and cheats death!!!
Shiner Boch
by johnnykool
Dec 14th, 2006
05:55:09 PM
...should be named Shitter Boch. That stuff tastes like the sweat dripping off a mule's balls. BLARF!
Not Spam guy again
by Orcus
Jun 23rd, 2007
06:13:05 PM
!
have you ever tried, spam guy, stabbing your eyes
by just pillow talk
Nov 2nd, 2007
01:33:54 PM
with a very blunt instrument? try and get back to all of us.
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