Another episode that made me cry (and it's my favorite) is "The Sting."

God I miss Phil Hartman. I hope that woman rots in hell.

amen to the sentiment aobut Hartman's crazy wife. On the patton Oswalt Talkback I listed Hartman as one of what I consider "comedy gods" and I will stand by that assertation

Luck of the Fryish and Jurrasic Bark both touched me too, more Luck of the Fryish then Jurrasic Bark because I have a similar riverlary with my brother where we love each other but re always dogging on each other and trying to top one another but that is a great ep

The only other line that's ever done that to me was from "The Critic", when Orson Welles was plugging Rosebud Frozen Peas, and claimed they had "country goodness, and green pea-ness". I nearly crapped my pants at that. Caught me off-guard and in the right moment to produce endless fits of gut-busting laughter.

I guess you had to be there...

Oh, and any time Bender is running and panting, like he's out of breath, is hysterical. As is Kif's dejected "unmph" sigh behind Zapp. Actually, this show is chock full of goodness, isn't it?

My favorite episode of all time, even though I love "Jurassic Bark"--is "Godfellas" It is the best rumination on Theology and the pros and cons of Divinity ever made.

Sometimes, when I let myself think that there is a god, I think his name is Bender...and we all are making his beer...

Now a Futurama quote run.

Let this corny slice of Americana forever be your tomb!

I have all the DVD sets, but in the last two months, three of the DVDs from two different seasons have stopped playing on all DVD players, despite the fact that there are absolutely no scratches on them whatsoever. They are in mint condition. I've tried them on several players and the result is the same.

Has anyone ever encountered the problem before? I loathe the idea of buying two whole seasons to replace three discs.

Any info would be mucho appreciated.

Oh, and I'm elated at the prospect of new Futuramas!!!!!

"A Casino where I always win, I must be in...HELL!!"

"No your on an airplane"

"There's a gremlin on the wing?, you gotta believe me!"

"Why should I believe you?..." *holds up mirror* "...your Hitler!!!"

*turns to his right*"Ava Braun!!!" *she rips off her head to reveal a fly.

Bender: "Saw it coming!"

That satire is hilarious. I totally was not expecting jokes referencing minorities' disdain for interracial relationships.

Futurama is so funny, yet is has heart. Just like older Simpsons and Scrubs.

P.S. I always have to watch X-Mas story on Christmas Day morning.

I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up diamonds!!" lol

Sex-lexia.

Past-nastification.

Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.

I, too, cannot hold my composure while watching "Jurassic Bark" -- I'm not sure if it's the Connie Frances song or the fact that Seymour looks a lot like a sawed-off version of my first dog, who died in 2001.

And, I thought I saw a two.

And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat.

Zoidberg: FORGIVE ME MY FRIEND!

Bender: NEVER!!!

Grunkalunka /#1: Asking questions in school is a great way to learn. Grunkalunka /#2: If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke. Grunkalunka /#1: We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm. Grunkalunka /#2: It could easily happen again to you folks.

Grunkalunkas: So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut, Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt.

This show was just too good.